Real Pacific Hours EditionNEWS >Quinn Hughes to the Wild >Oilers and Penguins trade goalies/hoc/vious: >>152460564
no more jewish players or pumpkin patches allowedthis is flames discussion board only
Op is a retard Real Previous >>152465802
Mammies taking it to another level.
>>152467598What caused the Nucks to commit playoff suicide the past 3 yearsWhy has no Canadian team won the Stan Lee Cup since Gary got into office
JT Miller, local Palestinian man (east), accosted by angry fans whilst at the pumpkin patch with his family. What is the world coming to?
my wish to the great pumpkin would for jt miller to have quality family time at the patch but i guess vancouver isn't lucky enough to have a person like me roaming the gourd fields
TUSKS UP
Flames won the Tkachuk tradeCanucks won the Hughes trade
Did the oilers know all this was going to happen. are they trying to fly under the radar
>>152467598MASCOT IDEA FOR SLC:> Abominable Snowman named "Abe">carries around a big Club>his Utah Hockey Club
The JT Miller trade hurt much more than this Hughes trade does. Hughes didn't want to be here. Miller did, but this management chose Elias Pettersson over him which is such a horrendous mistake.
I just figured this shit out:>billy trades for hughes, to get him plenty of reps with Brock Faber in time for the Olympics>that duo runs house on every forward line and the USA wins the gold>Billy gets rid of a player (Rossi) he clearly hates, a forward (Ohgren) that didn't pan out, a late 1st and a d-man prospect that hasn't moved off of the D3 spot and has done little with his PP1 spot.>said player he traded for will be coveted next season on his last year and he can flip him for even more after his stats go through the roof.Based Billy G.
Everyone I've ever sat next to at an NHL game comes across like they would harass a young family at a pumpkin patch because the husband was a -2 in his last game against the Pittsburgh Penguins
*flash kicks you*
when i go to the pumpkin patch i make sure to chirp everyone there. if i don't know why, they do
>>152467621That one anon that always says "your team is shit and run by retards" is finally a truthful statement regarding the canucks. They fucked up the JT Miller situation so badly. Petty was the locker room cancer, its obvious.
I've never had a girlfriend so I've never been to a pumpkin patch like Miller.
tfw the eternal deer eats all the pumpkins
>>152467623And >we still lose in the first round which is why they are trading hughes next year? Seems more plausible...
wife took photos of our son at the pumpkin patch this year
>0/4 PP - 3 SOGlmao krakheads
>>152467621Should have kept Jt and traded Pettershit and then maybe Quinn Hughes might have wanted to stay
>You traded Skinner... FOR WHO?......How pissed off do you think he was when he heard his new goalie is gonna be even worse than Skinner was
>>152467652Eat shit, Ed.
>>152467663Jarry doesn't have the track record of dogshittiness that Skinner's capped out at for the last four years and he's apparently been going through off-ice stuff that's since resolved, he'll be the GOAT, trust meN-no you're coping baka
>>152467663Lmao he took a paycut for this.
/hoc/ how do we fix tendies?
The Canucks picked top 10 in 6 of 7 years from 2013-2019. The first pick was acquired for Schneider and Horvat was solid. Virtanen over Nylander was a huge miss. Juolevi over Tkachuk was a massive flub. Pettersson was a good pick at 5 and Hughes was an absolute steal at 7. Podkolzin didn’t pan out at 10.2 runs to game 7 of the second d round since 2011 and only 2 playoff appearances since the Sedins.Looking back they had enough top 10 picks to rebuild but just made some really bad ones in 2014 and 2016
>>152467686bigger batteries
>>152467620>>152467614Why do you insist on posting 24/7 and refusing to leave when nobody likes your forced retarded attention?
good job ben
>>152467701Relax lad let the man post>god knows we need his positively
I'm just gonna say it...I like my Canadian friends
>>152467688nylander was also only like 5'9 and 150 pounds or something during his draft year.
>>152467686we don't, the Olympics will be a goal fest and Gary will grow the game
>>152467709Theyre a little gay but theyre basically just america jr.
>>152467701>>152467701>>152467701>>152467701>>>>>>>Whats the matter lad? Don't like TBG? >i think he's rather witty and smart wouldnt you agree? >>
>Kraken>TorrentMaybe Seattle just isn't meant for hockey, boys.
drop a budbreak a bitch
>>152467663i think mcdavid has personally okayed every move the oilers have made for seasons
vancouver is melting down over this and tomorrow you're going to have michael from minneapolis going "huh wonder when we got quinn hughes, wonder if he's any good"
>>152467818thank you gary
>>152467818I don't think minnesota is sunbelt they have other, more significant problems than that
Now that the dust has settled an hour later, was it bush league?
>>152467844KWAB
>>152467844see >>152465516burgers don't play clean
>>152467844He really shouldn't get hurt from that.
>>152467818Gary should move the Wilds to Houston
>>152467844Dirty USA player trying to take Bedard out of the Olympics
>>152467860>Muh orange manShut up, fag.
>>152467844Betard is such a soft pussy.
>>152467848thanks numale >>152467844kwab
>>152467860Bedard is canadian actually. Why does he dive so much?
>state of hockey>gets a hockey team relocated Huh
>>152467884cause his mom never let him eat hamburgers as a kid so he never grew strong
Hughes won’t make the mild a good team nor will he get them out of the 1st round. Imagine trading your future for a rental that won’t move the needle
niggas really think the MILD really finna win it all kek
Bill guerin lead his team to losing to Canada at 4 nations cup
Hughes is a weak player. Only good for the regular season
>>152467902B-but he isn't a rental, he has a year and a half left on his contract!Ignore how there is no benefit to keeping him next season if he doesn't re-sign. Vancouver totally could have gotten more!
Can someone photoshop Skinner in penguins uniform like did for Hughes?
>>152467917Also make it a skinner dinner promotion
>>152467917No.
Heated Rivalry is getting a second seaon. This is everything.
>>152467917
Vancouver both imploding AND fleecing the mild.
Idk what Krakens were thinking pulling the goalie near the end of that game.
steamed hams
>>152467914I mean considering Hughes apparently told them last year he wouldnt extend van should have traded him then
>>152467913This is what brings me peace with the trade. He’s amazing during the regular season but you just can’t imagine him being an actual difference maker deep into the playoffs with his size.
>Vancouver getting fleeced has distracted from Edmonton getting fleeced
>post yfw the Penguins start rising in the ranks with Skinner and Oilers keep sinking
Hughes tells Canucks i hate it here trade me. Then they make him captain lol
Skinners winning the Vezina this year
>>152467881I don’t know about that. That’s the hunch and skulk of someone whose arm probably just got dislocated
>>152467988>trade a player that was going to walk for 3 starters and a 1st round pick>fleecedRetarded mildcuck fangay spotted
>>152467981Firstly, he's played deep in the playoffs twice and made a huge difference both times.Secondly, you need to imagine it because you've only seen him play in the playoffs twice in 7 years lmao
4 1st round picks, plus their pick this year. Idk should we be sleeping on the canucks?
>>152468004>starters
>>152468007>2nd round>deep
>>152468008Point a game Norris dman who plays half hour a game though.
I hope my Bolts don't lose to the fucking soilers for a 3rd time.
So Horvat, Miller, Hughes & two 1st round picks netted this regime:- Aatu Raty- Filip Hronek- Filip Chytil- Victor Mancini- Marcus Pettersson- Marco Rossi- Zeev Buium- Liam Ohgren- 1st round pickObjectively awful
none of you are pondering the Jewish cabal that that Gary and Quinn recited
Isn't Quinn Hughes basically just another manlet st louis that plays defense?People comparing him to prime Doughty or Keith sounds ludicrous to me.Even top 5 current sounds too much.
>>152468013Yes, starters. All 3 are starters in this league. Meanwhile Hughes is already 26 and won’t even be on the mild in a year’s time because he’s going to NJ
>>152468031
>>152468045That's not how the word starter is used in hockey retard
>>152468054Are you fucking retarded?
>>152468045>won’t even be on the mild in a year’s time because he’s going to NJUnless the Wild trade him he will still be there a year from now.
Where did the FUCKING time go /hoc/
>>152468047https://youtu.be/rOdwOUeG27o
>>152468060Dumbass
>>152468059Are you? Starter is not used to refer to skaters in hockey ever.
>>152468072Yes it is.
>>152468045Have we considered that the devils should consider keeping jackie boy healthy?
>>152468078Define "starter" in a way that doesn't just mean "he's a on the roster" but also includes a plug with 0 points on the season.
>>152468027They only played him that much because he was their only good player.Imagine what he's going to look like only needing to play 22-24 minutes a night.
>>152468092Playing meaningful minutes and not constantly being reassigned to the AHL. Dimwit
>>152468118We call those "players" in hockey.
My penguins ):
>>152468133Give them some time, they'll realize it was a good if not great return considering the circumstances after they get over the pain of Vancouver blowing their chances with Hughes.
>>152468118>meaningful minutes>9:32 per night>0:08 of that is on the PP>0:00 of that is short handed>has played 1/3 of his games this year in the minors, played the majority of his time in the minors last year tooStarter is not used to refer to skaters in hockey and even by your retarded definition Liam Ohgren is not a "starter"
>>152468121No, we call them “starters” because they start and not serve as depth for injuries. Fucking retard
>>152468133Honestly just wish Hongkouver just woulda won it back then but everyone except Kesler and Bieksa left Lou to dry.bRuins deserved it more at the end of it.
>>152468156....you're fucking retarded
>>152468157fuck vancouver
>>152468167I accept your concession mildcuck
>>152468156Who is "we" in this context? The window lickers in your group home?
>>152468156>they startOn any given night 14 of 20 players that dressed do not start, they sit on the bench until the coach decides to make substitutions.
>>152468156retard
>>152468133Poor Shannon.. Canucks should just hire him to help the team out
marco rossi...that's a spicy meatball
Why do Americans have the option of getting an insurance on their phone number?Do people usually steal people's numbers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r23sCH6E250
/hoc/ at the top of the 'log
shannon is in fact a girl's name
knights play tomorrow
>Ok, retard>No, you're the retard>Actually, you're the retardWe got some high IQ conversations happening on /hoc/ tonight.
>>152468206So is quinn
where are the trades gary?
>>152468206No way
>>152468206
wonder how smackdown was
>>152468251Gaudreau dead
>>152468251Yup soooo lucky
>>152468251McKWAB only did a 2 year extension which is way less in length than his supposed BFF Draisaitl signed for.He's gone before it ends if they're still shit.
there's a huge kate bush thread on /hr/
>3 busts and a future bust traded for a Jewish bustWow great stuff Gary really roping in the younger crowd with this shit
>>1524682662 year extension maximizes his earnings while keeping his cap hit from being onerous.
>>152468251going to back to back scf helps that
>>152468251With Americans you lose
>>152468280>OMG I LOVE PAYING THE MAXIMUM POSSIBLE FOR A PLAYER EVERY 2 YEARS
>>152468289>2 years>cap growth normalizes>sign longer extension
>>152468258Kek based image
>>152468255Cope he left first
>>152468290i dont get it
But no seriously how the fuck did EDM let FLA win back-to-back? That was McMeme's best chance and he squandered it.
>>152468294>”I need market value”>2 years later>”I need market value”Wow gee I sure love paying more for the exact same player but 2 years older
The market has spoken and it says you're gay
Remember the time that McGayvid and Co got shutout in a 1 goal game?
>>152468305The oilers defense is ASS and their defense couldn't handle facing the Panthers still
>>152468315Just like my islanders
It’s sad how the stars are still the best team
>>152468195no the sales guy was just being a tard and saying number instead of account, he meant insurance for the phone
its not really so much that the nuckies suck its just more that they are now full of blacks and jews that make them a hard team to cheer for. im just so fatigued now.
>>152468305>>152468318Florida's forecheck hard counters the Oilers puck movers. Against a normal team like Dallas they have enough time to make a planned breakout but Florida was sending heat seeking missiles deep as fast as they could. When they played this year Edmonton's D would just chuck it out of the zone as fast as possible and it worked well enough for a regular season game against a crippled opponent
utah is two drafts away from being two drafts away
>>152468318Panthers and Gary and refs and Gary and Garys refs and Gary. ftfy
>>152468332>lose 5-2 to a team down 4 forwards and a defensemanNo
>>152468349you don’t know hockey.
>>152468300Based retard
>>152468359>tf>tp
>>152468338Well that and Barkov and Lundell
>>152468363the guy that was being taken out for a walk by mcdavid all playoffs?
>>152468336what's wrong with jews?
>>152468370I’d wear that
>>152468370I could give you 6 million reasons
>>152468336Arshdeep isn't black he's a type of mexican
>>152468368Did McDavid do shit when he was on the ice?
>>152468377yeah that bangs imo
>>152468377>>152468407Found Gary’s chosen
knights rule desu. playing diablo paladin is kino
>>152468054You can't equate that it means plus nhl player?
>>152468061Some ugly goomba looking motherfuckers
how fucking hard can it be to build a rink>italian architecture
>>152468403yes he was fucking torching barkov all cup finals and making the cell key appear like nothing more than a worthless meme trophy. the panthers 2nd line of bennett and marchand did all the damage against the soilers fucking aggressive playstyle. you dont fucking know shit about hockey.
>>152468431Shut up you fuckin mook
>>152468068Lol who was 10
>>152468442McDavid didn't do dick
>>152468280You dont "maximize your earnings" by taking below market extensions
>>152468442calm down vlud
>>152468340Based Bruno reference
>>152468450post your skates and your hand
Canucks fleeced wild
let italy cook
wild
>>152468443So no? No You weren't able to grasp that? It seems so obvious. Huh.
>>152468409gary cohen is a caster for the mets
>>152468470I dont think you can really get value for a mid 20s Norris dman but it's the wilds 2020, 22, 24, 26 first round picks, which seems ok.
I just dont get why they didn't trade him last year or this off-season if he had told them he wouldnt re-sign.
>>152468495Hughes would have walked after next season so at least now canucks end up with something. Buium is great and Rossi has also been almost a point per game. I'm certain Hughes wants to go to the devils
fraid bedard suffered a torn labia tonight
>>152468530nah it's just a sprained bussyhe'll be day-to-day
>>152468383300,000*>>152468439It's hard when everything is run through the mafia.
just watch; after this season hughes will make contract to the devils
>>152468585He will once his contract is up but that isn't going to stop everybody in the media asking him if he's going to stay in Minnesota every single time they can. I can only see him not leaving if he wins the Cup with the Wild.
>>152468594He won’t
there were 32 years between WW1 and korea1993 was 32 years ago
i wonder if hughes plays this weekend with the mild
>>152468604hes leaving he said minnesota wasnt jewish friendly enough for him.
>>152468604thank you gary
>>152468617>>152468621kek
>>152468630damn he keeps it real
>>152468648for an account with a tiara picture, this isn't unhinged enough
Im worried about him bros.
>>152468761there's a good chance he'll immolate himself in front of rogers arena within the next few days
>>152468442Retard. >McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McShit>McSissy>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>152468776
>>152468480what a silly (non-derogatory) language
>>152468802oldest in the western world, unique in every way. you can master spoken finnish only if you are born and raised in finland. even estonians can't learn it perfectly
watching shannon's video kek he mad
>>152468769Connor McJustNotReadyYet
>>152468836kek need to check that out
>>152468836Surprised that one so learned as him would think it would happen any other way
>>152468839>picwhat is this, NHL 2022?
>>152468836what is he saying?
night night, hoc.
it's only 4 am
Mornin' /hoc/ it's ya boy GaryJust droppin' by to say that I hate niggers.
>>152468918wtf I love Gary now?
>>152468909nn
>>152468918
Former Vancouver fans, what team have you gone over to? Oilers? Sharks? I'm shaking, I feel like throwing up, and I seriously need comfort N O W.
>>152468937don't lose hope. they will get mckenna. and the sedins will take over as gm
Morale will improve when Aquaman stops meddling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmFEUU8XWoIthread theme
>>152468836I dont want him to turn into just another le angry canadian hockey fan. :(
>>152468898NHL 23.
>>152467598What is the hockey guy thinking right now?
>>152468941McKenna is a bust though.>>152468989He's not thinking much now that his brains have been blown out.
>>152468989he's not thinking anymore. he's dead. cause of death? 15 self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YRnM5bQIcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtfKZCE8nWg
Burped and farted at basically the same time, thought of my Islanders, and started cracking up, thanks for listening
>>152469210thanks man that was a funny post
wjc in 2 weeks
>>152467598>the cantpucks traded away 2 of their captains in 3 seasons
>>152469237heck yes
>>152469237release your roster already
>>152469218Yw just had to share
>>152469282Just released>Finland's preliminary roster for the World Juniors has been announced.>As expected, Oliver Suvanto (2026) and Juho Piiparinen (2026) both made the cut. Konsta Helenius' (BUF) attendance remains to be determined.
>>152469169The same Pezzetta who used to play for Montreal and Laval, right? Did he feel he had to take revenge on the organization who let him go?
>>152468937
>>152469544
>>152469312basado thanks. good luck at the wjc, finfren
>>152469237>Jääkiekon nuorten maailmanmestaruuskilpailut
>>152469584real scrabble-winning lookin-ass names
What would happen if a T-Rex broke into the rink tomorrow and started eating all the players?
>>152469614The same thing as if every NHL team would win each of their home games with 2-0 for an entire season.
>>152469614Gary would activate the nuclear bomb and kill everybody in Canada
>bedard injured>hawks immediately in shamblesThis is what being a draft babby team gets you
>>152469843it's just a sprained bussy he'll be fine
>Winnipeg Jeets
>>152469614depends on which rink, if it's in winnipeg the t-rex will slip on the poo covered stairs and die
>>152469312>Saarinen
So what are the canucks going to do with all their new mediocre players?
The Canucks are incompetent and retarded. They could have held on to Hughes and used him a trade bait later around the deadline to get a big hull. They gave a franchise player away for scraps and a first round pick. I don't know what they were thinking.
What the fuck is this?>Toronto Maple Leafs fan>India flag>Gay pride flag
Based Gary killing another Canadian team
Thank you Gary
the heat got turnt up in laval last night>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtfKZCE8nWg
>>152470287>gay pajeetThat's the average Toronto resident these days so makes sense.
what will mcbust say about stu when he goes .999% and 16-0 in the playoffs with CrosGoat?
>>152470279they are going to LOSE the draft lottery unfortunately
>>152470313I don't understand how refs can keep track of penalties in these situations
>>152468442mcgaykid missed an open net with like 2 minutes to go in game 7
Just dropped an absolute bomb of a marner
>>152470313only three rocket got penalties. xhekaj, thorpe, and belzile got majors for fighting. looked like have the rocket bench shoulda gotten something lol
>>152470483im a silly bitch meant for>>152470363
Are there unironic kraken and mammoth fans in here or am I being memed on?
my favourite pacific team is seattlemy favourite central team is utahi hope they both get to the wcf and make love
yeah, it's over
>>152470568It's all memes. Add the Flames to that list.
>>152470568There are no hockey fans here at all
>>152470671he has good lips
>>152470671why is he so feminine and weak?
>>152470383would that goal have tied the game?
>>152470731
>>152470731had the misfortune of being born after 1997
Hughes is not going to play a single game for the mild, mark my words. He did not want to go there, he wanted the Devils. He’s gonna hold out until the mild trade him to NJ for less than they spent to get him. The ultimate fleecing
You're all worried because the Wild have a real chance now. Stay scared, m8.
>>152470811maybe in the offseason but hes gonna play
remember loading up the backpack with warm busch and taking the south shore train to the big city for the day, watching my dead wings rape the garyhawks 6-0 and then going to the metro to see dead to fall play their "final show"
>>152470846No he won’t. He has no incentive to play and every reason to hold out.
if I'm the hughes' i'd rather regroup in minny than jersey
>>152470881the good news is we will almost immediately be able to prove a bozo like you wrong, only problem is you'll scurry away like the cowardly rat you are
>>152470888>rather regroup in a soulless, cupless hellhole than in a major metro with history, cups, and access to the entire upper east coast life styleHmmm
>>152470881hold out for what he is under contract
>>152470888what is the Hughes bros fixation with Jersey? it doesn't look like any of them had anything to do with Jersey in their development until last stop in the NHL
>>152470914you'd rather live in Jersey than Minnesota? Kwab
>>152470914Nobody wants NJ. Nobody.
>>152470951based. I was gonna reply too but I think you made the right move by just trolling him back. gone are the days where /hoc/ wasn't just endless ragebaiting by retarded americans
>>152470671>undersized >physically fragile That’s why he’s not making team Canada
>>152467663why didn't they take Jarry when he was on waivers? coul dof had him for free
>>152470944>jews (satanic)>born in florida swamp>wants to play for the devil>named after pine barren wetland devilthe devil and swamps is Hughes' milieu
>>152470990More room for me
>>152471053GYAATTTTT
>>152470110>Önen
>>152471053Cute kid
What if Hughes made a power move and publicly stated to the media that he will only sign a contract with NJ, thus tanking his trade value and screwing the mild out of their future?
>Bedard 5'10 190lbs>Kane 5'10 175lbsHow was Kane Chicago GOAT and Bedard a glass-boned little girl? where is the extra 15lbs, in his tits?
>>152471053Omfg he has a big ass
beer
>>152470568there are plenty of krakheads based on their memes
>>152471099Because Bedard is not actually 5’10. He’s GENEROUSLY 5’7
>>152471162then how tall is marchand?
>>152471053I would clap those cheeks.
Will Quinn Hughes sign with Minnesota?
>>1524711725’7 but he wears lifts
>>152471187If he did all their cap would be tied up in 3 players unless he took a discount but why would he take a discount to stay in Minnesota? Anything is possible but I’d rate it unlikely
>>152470280This. What the hell were they thinking?
>>152471209I hope not the Central is going to be even be more HELL next years.
>>152471209No lmao. He has clearly stated SEVERAL times that he wants to go to NJ. He’s not even gonna entertain a contract with them
Gonna go for a brisk walk in the December darkness
>>152471293no he hasn't
Our Sennies play today :)))
>>152471315be safe and bring a pair of mittens
Well?
>>152471076thats a rather jewish thing to do
He’s sexy
>sips
>>152471417who is the female blonde woman in the center?
>>152471447looks like the stereotypical depressed french guy smoking a cigarette and clutching a tiny cup of coffee with both hands
>>152471471me
>>152471481h-hi
>>152471474I still can't believe he isn't a frog
>>152471481but /hoc/ is a boys only high school
>>152471502his ancestors must have been some wealthy frogs who converted to anglo culture to fit in with the political landscape of the time. that is my theory anyway
keep your stick on the ice frens! >https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=1eed-gUe9Q_c0V3c
>>152471417is that Nugget Hopkins?
>>152471551I have a heated rivalry with him
>>152471531sounds about right
Okay now what the fug
is hughes playing tonight against the sens? do we know?
>>152471622JEN
>>152471609I haven't decided.
>>152471609he's probably still packing up
Thoughts?
>>152471651nuke it
I see bedard got another bussy injury
>>152471651Pretty embarrassing showing from Illinois if im being genuine.
>>152471677someone was being too rough with him in the showers
>>152471447you are gay
>>152471481Post tits slut
I think the female blonde is the human chatgpt
>>152471651KWAB at Tennessee for having a team but no players
>>152471609Sources say.....no. Not until tomorrow. He has to get used to the cold first
>>152471471My girlfriend from canada obv
>>152471481>>152471761Cute
>>152471720i beg your pardon?
>>152471809Did I stutter? Holes post tits these are the rules. I didn't write them but I will blindly enforce them
>>152471841>Holes post tits Post tits then you raped bottom bitch
my dad called me and i thought he was going to tell me my brother died or something by the tone of his voicehe told me the devasting news that quinn was traded
Two weeks and four days until Olympic rosters are submitted and announced
>>152471782the rare /hoc/ success story. two /hoc/sters finding love in a hopeless place.
>>152468215there is a tranny that plays ladys soccer that goes only by the name Quinn
>>152472023Also an Eskimo by that name
quinn? more like doesn't winn
kek imagine being traded for quinn to vancoouver
>>152472082The city of Vancouver is going to take out all their frustrations on these kids and make them also hate playing for the Canucks.
>>152472144Good. They’re bullying Jewish kids which is good
>>152472144Just like Calgary did to Huberdeau
We play against Florida and we dont have Bischsel to hit these goons.
>>152471471Bedard
>>152472210Bich being out isnt the problem right now it’s Harley fucking sucking every time he’s out there.
>>152472079quinn? more like plays like a finn
Detroit Reddit Wings
>>152472271finally a good post
>FUCK OFF VIRGIN WE'RE CELEBRATIN
>>152472326jen, one of my favorite ones along with the one where mcdavid gets kwabd, FRONT AND BACK!
>>152472326swedes are so sawft
Kek so I’m rewatching vanderpump rules and I totally forgot the subplot where Jax tells everyone he’s moving to Florida because he got a hockey related job and nobody believes him because why would there be hockey in Florida.
4naysh
>>152472390won't ever recover from this
>>152472271JEN
>>152472385is watching menopausal women shows a prerequisite to hagmaxxing?
>>152472472The first 3 seasons of vpr are peak reality trash kino
JT actually wanted to play in Vancouver. How many players even say that?
This will be a disaster
Threads pretty dead for a day full of games.
>>152472574it's only 1:00pm. hold yer horses.
>>152472566
>>152472566poor bastard
>>152472574/hoc/ is busy right now either shovelling, buying gifts for Christmas, or putting food in the oven so that we can enjoy the rest of the day guilt free
Niggas really thinkin the MILD bout to win it all
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>152472658>soilers go to the SCF twiceLooks like any shit team can do it.
>>152472658>two playoff runs>He doesn't know
>>152472658They traded away the minuscule amount of depth that they had and Quinn is injured half the time.
reminder the leafs put together a similar trade package and all they got was Brandon Carlo kwab
>>152472566>>1524726100 steps forward and 3 steps backWhat is wrong with the Oilers front office?
>>152472222That's concerning too. I hope it's just the first games after the injury...>>152472658Try reading The Athletic.
>a manlet defensemen is the solution in the playoffs LMFAORantanen will obliterate him in game one and he'll be out for the playoffs
>>152472759Rantanen has an unquenchable bloodlustWATCH OUT HERE COMES ANOTHER BOARDING
>>152472759>>152472775Rantanen is the player that suffers a season ending injury at the Olympics
>>152472756Hopefully. Then there’s the issue of Nils with a great play followed by a brutal turnover. It’ll be interesting to see how Gully handles him. PDB would’ve just benched him for the year but I’m guessing they’ll put more effort into him now.
>>152472759Mooooose mentioned.
>>152472794What a horrible thing to wish for. A) dream on and B) fuck you you’re so scared right now
>>152472832>wish forIt's not a wish, it's reality
The Oilers are 2 seasons too later getting Jarry
>>152472843>it’s real in my mind Die
>>152472658Quinn Hughes sucks and will probably injured soon anyways
>>152472856Cope, that's what he gets for refusing Sakic's offers
shall be tuning into garypuck today
>>152472713>>152472865>soft and injury pronetypical american
>every numale on hockey internet was saying the oilers should trade for Jarry>they trade for JarryDo gm’s just go by what they see numales on twitter saying they should do?
>>152472853They probably should have NEVER gotten Jarry. He's a shit goaltendy thats gonna be either as bad as Skinner or worse.This might be a downgrade.Sometimes a change of scenery can be good for a goalie though.. we'll see
>quacks/debbiessrsly, gary?
>>152472995My Debbie’s ):
>>152472903I'd say he is worse. His glove side sucks, he can't stay in the net to save his life, and he loses to puck constantly. With Boushart and Nurse in front of him he's fucked.Jarry is consistently below average while Skinner is also consistently below average but has hot streaks.
my forecast:jarry continues spiraling to shitskinner unzips big dick mode to spite mcgaykidcap this and show it to gary's numale pundits on twitter
>>152473052There’d be something poetic about that. Skinner being just fine with Sid playing in front of him instead of McDavid.
Gary desperately needs to step in and axe the Quinn Hughes trade. It’s bad for the league and bad for hockey
>>152472995i hope the ducks give us a fun game instead of devils neutral zone trap garbage
>Quinn Hughes has dealt with several injuries, notably a broken arm (missing 23 games in 2023), an oblique tear, and a hand ligament tear in early 2025, forcing him to miss the 4 Nations Face-Off. He's also had shorter absences for bruised shoulders (2022, 2024) and a bruised knee (2019) but has shown resilience, playing through some injuries with casts or modified play. More recently (late 2025), he dealt with a groin injury but returned to the Canucks lineup after a short absence.
>>152473091first time watching the ducks for me. this carlsson kid better be as good as you guys say he is.
>>152473094If Quinn and Bedard collided would they both just disintegrate on impact?
i got us a limo for the /hoc/ meetup today
Hoc, do you ever wake up and think, Oh no, not again.
>>152473116Matthews' wrists would crumble the resulting shock wave.
Quinn Hughes will join the Wild tied for the 3rd most points in the team. Lmao
>>152473094That tends to happen when you're playing 40 minutes a night for seven years.
McDavid can't be happy with Jarry joining. Look he gave away his favourite sweater!
>>152473015Who is this guy and why do you keep posting him?
>>152473147is it true you're really Scorey Perry
>>152473279Lurk moar
I never cheer for the Laffs. But God it would be so fucking funny if Jarry loses his debut with the Oilers and watching them slowly realize the huge mistake they've madeWhat if he lets in so many goals he gets pulled in his first game
Based trump saving us from the skinner disaster
>>152473147thanks but we'll stick with our tomboy rickshaws
>>1524733253 goals on 3 shots is what im hoping for
The avs average exactly 4 goals per game
are we duck guys or devil dudes?
Oh please, you fags think Brovolsky is the only goalie for McDavid. Not everyone can have an elite goaltender. The Knights manage with Adin fucking Hill. Fine, give a realistic goalie to the oilers that'll make them better.
>>152473460what a heated rivalry
my goat Dostal is back
>ctrl F>trb>Phrase not found
>>152473460I'm a mightie whitie.
>>152473490Binnington
>The #Canucks have been shopping Lukas Reichel, but are expected to place him on waivers today, barring a trade.
>>152473545We coulda gone a whole thread without you mentioning yourself
>>152471099Kane gave the business to taxi drivers trying to rip him off. Bedard would just let the driver all up in his bussy.
>>152473460ducks of course
>>152473147thanks for the reminder. I'm bringing pidser
oh boy a daytime game, i sure hope it isn't shit!>checks matchupack!
Sabres and Kraken? Absolutely.
>>152473460>are duck cucks or jersey jewsshall be completing my chores during this slopper
How has Marner's game looked of late?
>>152473330i need skingoat in net TODAY blumpht, deport the 5 billion somalis in minneapolis not my brand new stu
>>152473706Especially foul and revolting
>>152473731I notice he keeps sliding down the points leader board.
>>152472344
these teams STINK
>>152471099kane plays wing
>>152473796jen!
duckies strike first
>>152473796I knew that Zadorov was based
LEOOOOO
>>152473808just like my islanders
MY DUCKIES! :)
LEO TO TERRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What is Gary's recommended course of treatment for hockey-borne depression?
Early morning EXCITING SCAAAAR
>>152473892Buying merch for your team100% of the time it works everytime
>>152473916thanks, intern
>>152473916I made my team's logo in those plastic beads that you melt with an iron.
we're not /playoffsbound/, are we?
my habbies looking to take a bite out of le gros pomme ce soir
my debbies scaaarrrr!!!!!
helleson fell asleep there
I was rudely awoken by life earlier so I'm going to make some coffee and deal with it later
>>152473951It's over for those twinks.
>>152473973are you okay?
getting real sick of this grown man named dougie fr fr ong unc 2bh no cap
>>152473973life is so rude
Yes, Wings will be moving back into 1st place again tonight, thanks for asking.
>cantpucks
>>152473996tread lightly
>>152474031It would have been bad luck to include three players with 13 goals.
>>152474031Why do they all have their mouth hanging open?
This game is shit. I'm going to play pokemon
>>152473996He's an intellectual he goes to the museum to look at the big dinosaur
im a 1st gen chad myselfyou can shove "ferrothorn" up your ass
>>152474112Gen 5 really was the peak of the series
>>152474066we say mouth agape around here
central dong clock tower
>everyone said Jack Hughes was the best Hughes>it ended up being QuinnHow?
>>152474161>mouth unconditional loveSounds kind of gay ngl
>>152474161Why do they have their mouth agape hanging open?
with jeets you ____?
>>152474208Are there any in Aland?
>>152474184I have it on good authority that Quinn is the worst, and that Jack is in fact the best. You, uh, don't want to hear about Luke... it's not a pretty sight.
Sips are running off and I'm feeling tired
>>152474208provide them with as many beautiful white girls as possible to satiate their lust, culture, and trauma. They should be given more bobs and vagene.
>>152474216Of course. They are everywhere.
>>152474236One time I left beer for such a while that it grew mold, but never did I see a beer grow legs.
>>152474254>>152474254>>152474254NEW
