The real greatest highlight of the snooker calendar is here! 128 players, both superstars and meme unknowns, play one frame each under slightly different rules in a noisy, raucous, obnoxious knockout tournament live from Blackpool.Schedule: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?event=2310Stream: https://sports.stream2watch.pk/s2w/906
3 in offs Ryan? 3? Thats insane
>three in-offs Day another victim of LethalEthan
first for Yasmine
>the boy has become a man here Judd still waiting...
The always say his name as "Lethal <pause> Ethan" because they really want to be saying Lethal Ethal
>>152471142>My Chinese girl
>>152471142>double arab champion
>only four ranking event winners left in the tournament
>>152471169Interesting...
>Oh goodness me, it's all happeningDale is such a ponce lmao it's endearing
Noppy: INGWAN THE BEAST
>>152471263when he clears his throat as he says gghhhhhLlewellyn kek
Snooker?I hardly know her!
>a powerful individual, built like a brick OUTHOUSE lel
>>152471397ynr his French girlfriend who definitely exists
>>152471476For me, it's Homer Simpson's boxing nickname being "The Brick Hit-house":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAVr8k7JLQ4
GWAN MICHELIN MANN
What happened in Mitchell Mann's match yesterday?
>>152471655They both kept missing, it was a shit show basically.
>Bitchell Mann
>>152471655He popped his old man out onto the table
>Mannkind
Contemplating a Stuart Bigham v Lethal Ethan final...>>152471197that's why she's the Chinese/African futuregoat
GWAN BLINGMAN
>>152471681>>152471711
>>152471747>Contemplating a Stuart Bigham v Lethal Ethan final...We've thought about the roof collapsing but what about the floor?
Anime.This is me when we're nearly out of are boys, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>152471799I take this back, Bingham is looking quite slim out there.
>>152471799
>>152471747
>>152471834Believe in the Boi
>Snooka Breclel
GWAN THE BOI
>>152472132
>>152470665oh dear
Zach Richardson looks like a Poirot character
>>152471860>AI aging app Lisowski two seats behind the wizard in that webm
>>152472158Big Ben has a 1/16 chance to dub
GO ON THE BOI>>152471941Surely he won't disappoint.
>moodymann v nppppn
OIK OIK
lines: blurred
>>152472206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWeuhRnhq-U
>>152472274He does well
>>152471263I wonder if he's related to Jim Dale from the Carry On films: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qopCQSWmpM
One of "Zachary Richardson" or "Kaylan Patel", the snooker versions of a greyed out player in football manager, will be in the quarter finals of a ranking tournament
>>152472447this is bordering on a tune
>>152472573yeah it needs some vocals
>stoke superstar lol
Some bounce on that
>>152471784I fuckin hate this man.
Is five amateurs in the last 16 too many?
Just one more thing...
Columbo: mentioned >>152472910Not enough
They should have two tables and have two matches on simultaneously.
>>152472910>inb4 (a) vs (a) finalmanifest this
>>152473067
>>152472910>the two remaining ranking event winners playing each other baized
Hear me out: shootout, but its winner stays on
>>152473063It should be a 2 day weekend event.
>>152473177>2 weekFTFY
>>152473143they'd rig the draw so whoever comes on last wins, like the royal rumble.
Scottish Open - Xintong vs MilkytitsXintong must be bricking it after last time
Tom Ford retains
>>152473336and all the other times. Bobby Milks is 4-0 against him.
>would be based if he wonLethal Ethanany of the amateursBoikoMertens>would be cool if he wonSlessorMoodyZhengyi>would be okay if he wonPageSijunNppppn>would be shit if he wonBinghamHighfieldFord
GWAN THE AMATEURS
>>152474629It's LethalSZN
mertens vibrating the poor lad
It's not curtains for Mertens just yet!
LethalSZN is over
RIP Ethel
go on chinese benico del toro
>>152475110>Juan Sijun
>>152475110lel
>>152475126thats the one, haha
Angles has defo had a few
>>152474802>>152475091the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long...
>shittor
GWAN SGT BILKO
the Boi goes on (and on)
>>152475148He completely forgot the rule about hitting a cushion. He's wasted.
Shut the fuck up Reannie you slag
luv the boi. simple as.
>>152475344>he thought slessor was facepalming out of happiness Yep lmao
>the circus of tower circus
>Highshite
>Heem LighfieldHe should have zested his opponent. Then he would be Lime Highfield.
>High in a field
>Lame Highlights
might see if jackson will buy my pokemon collection, its extensive
I have noticed that the player on the yellow-ball side of the table wins the lag every single time.
You VILL watch Jackson Page win the Shoot out You VILL hear him singing Ed Sheeran and you VILL enjoy it
Noooo, Fan...
>fanny
I'm thinking Ford and Moody for the next two matches. And I have to say I really like how they will just make the players play each other as their names get drawn for the remaining rounds.
>>152475749they saw you noticing and hurridly changed the script
GWAN LINGAM
so glad that misery-guys Ford is gone
>>152476000trips confirm
>>152476175Maybe he has a condition where you can't move the muscles in your face or change the tone of your voice
GWAN NOPPONHO
>>152476253>wasting GWANs on a guy that is doomed to get STAN'D
>>152476344>*nops you are path*
sublime pot from the moodymann
>>152476414I stand corrected
>>152476344stand down stan-stan
Moody . More like moony with all those spots. Bloody crater face, unlucky.
>>152475971>i'm thinking Ford and Moody for the next two matches.
>>152476460Lel, it do be like this.
>>152476483Mr Stancil
all the staaarss are here
>Jackson Page v Stuart Bingham is a real heavy clashlel nice one Rachel
who do you think would win in a fight between Mertens and Boiko? I think Ben has the superior reach but Boi possibly has some kind of basic military training.
>Streams going to shit againAre they still working fine for the rest of you?
>>152476693The Russian one does, yeah, unless it's delayed or something, but I can't be bothered to turn on the TV to check. They're just starting right now.
Pellew out here casually looksmogging professional "sportsmen"
our ears are surely saved
>>152476693the alt streams from the op link work very well for me
Bingboys are feasting
>>152476631I'd back Mertens due to the width advantage
>>152476718Maybe it's my broadband provider. The stream2watch link in the OP is currently the best one for me, but that cuts out every couple of minutes as well.
>>152476937We're so back
>proud representative of UkraineLike he's at the UN lmao
>>152476937Weirdo
That red just commited seppuku
>>152477033
>>152476983I tried recording the traffic with Wireshark, and I got a load of messages about TCP. Video streaming should use UDP, because it sends the data and doesn't need to confirm that it arrived. TCP asks the website to resend the data if something doesn't arrive. So I think the video streams have been encoded funny. But I still don't know why it's only happening for me.
The Boi goes on...
the Shoot-Out lost its soul when Poomjaeng died.
>>152477234>things you love to see
Balls have been bouncing all over the table today. maybe they are aware they're in Blackpool and are trying to escape.
GWAN BIG BENJI
Put Angles back on comms, Hendon is such a mood killer.
>Misstons
>Beef Curtains
>>152477369F
>Ben Nightmaretens
>Drawing the remaining two amateurs against each other so there will be only one left in the semifinals
>>152477630but this guarantees one of them will be in the final, right?
>>152477184
>>152477655no, im wrong, sorry guys
>>152477655No. Whichever one of them wins will face a professional in the semi-final.
GWAN OLD MACAULAY CULKIN
There's a qt3.14 crowd plant in the front row, if anyone's playing the bingo.
im looking forward to returning to the comfiness of standard snooker matches after this is all wrapped up
>>152477739the woman on the left? isn't she Jimmy White's slam piece?
>>152477739Isn't that jimmy's hag?
alfie better not win this whole thing
>>152477745same, been a good shppt put thoughever.
>>152477796>>152477802...That's referee John Pellew
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sha%27Carri_Richardson
>Bing v BoiDimes
For me it's Nop > Boi > Bing >>> Alfred "The White Man's" Burden.
GWAN Boiko > Bingham > Mppppm > Burden
can reanne just fuck off already
>>152477994For me, it's IVLIVS > Burden > Bingham > Nppppn
>>152477994Sorry Nopp but this is the way >>>>>152478005>>152478016She's nails on a chalkboard jfc
>>152478005>>152478054>>152478067Das racist although.
>tfw going to miss the final few matches cos the gf is beckoning me into bedn-night lads...
limed
K U B O L
>>152478115Pot the pink eh GWAN ANON
Love seeing Bing get btfo. I can’t STAND him
>>152478165>Ballrun (Bad)
The person screaming the pink panther music on the pink Top kek
>>152478203NOT SO FAST
Bois...
Close one.
fug!
Silly tournament really isn’t it
>>152478293"Fuck pots" - both players in the last minute
>>152478304and its a ranking event too!
GWAN NOPPY
GWAN NOPPER
literally shredsville
>fouldsy explaining the shoot out to potential casuals
bingham better do the needful in this finalrip noppy
>Thailand's number one losing to a literal amateur seniorlol and lmao
>hope now rests on bingers
>Bing vs Burden Final
Of course it's the worse case scenario.GO DOWN THE ROOF
>>152478522>Thailand's number oneYeah but Mink hasn't played today
the real winner today is Mama Gradinari
I'm thinking the magnets are going to hand this to Alfie Burden. But then, I was wrong before.
>>152478600I think she made a mistake while counting Stuart Bingham's score. He potted the black, and she added 8 to his score.
>>152478553>roof collapses >the tower comes down as well£20 worth of damage
GETONWITHITFFACKSAKE
>>152478629
>>152478693But I want to know what Reanne Evans thinks about the atmosphere.
If amateur Alfie Burden wins this, does he still get the ranking points?
Looks like Steve the pirate
the absolute girth
thought he was gonna take a knee for a second
>Pushed down the stairs by Jan
Do they have to fist-bump the same people every time when they walk out?
>>152478809Maybe they don't, but they do have to before the decider.
I've had the whole event muted - has there been any "BOGIES!" this time round?
>competitors in the British Seniors Open are in the final of the 2025 Snppker Shppt Putwhat a timeline
bingbongs..
He just needs more time... literally
>>152478874Zoomers trembling
Is one of the commentators trans?
>2025 is the year>(a) wins the Cruce>(a) wins the Shppt Putprofessional Main Tour players in BLOODY SHAMBLES
Amateur Alfred Burden is the most Shoot Out winner to ever participate the Shoot Out
table fitters won't like that
NOOOO THEY JUST BRUSHIED THAT
They should dox his money for that
Ruined the baize baka
I think he's trying to say "just stop oil".
>>152478933That's the notoriously effete Dominic Dale.
>he's an emotional characterNot heard that phrase as much as when Liang Wenbo last played
>Refuses to walk out when his name is called>Climbs on the table after winning and walks aroundIs Alfie Burden a complete psycho?
based loser's interview from Are Bingz
>>152479003Regency drama homosexual Dominic Dale
>>152479022yeah, he walks around perpetually angry at nothing
>>152479022just look at his eyes, pankaku eyes or whatever.
What’s with London snooker players and having an underlined hint of manic depression about them
He desecrated the baize, this thread is now tainted
>>152479090London's mental innit
Snooker terrorist Alfqaeda Burden
>Burden replaced Ali Carter who withdrew.
>no trouble at all from this crowdAs if the crowd in previous hears have been getting in knife fights and pushing players down the stairs
snooker.org being cheeky
>are we brothers, Jimmy?
>>152479153The warm-up guy had to keep asking people not to swear on TV last year.
>>152479173heh and what does Guoqiang have to do with this?
ah, well that was somethinganyway, back to normal comfy snooks
I think this was the worst Shoot Out I've watched. And I'm not talking just about the winner, there were worse.But at least it's over, now a bit of >wait and then we start on Monday with quite a few good matches and snooker throughout the whole day.I accidentally found this picture, so I'm posting it just because.
>>152479274>Get Captcha>Post>Przegladaj...What is up with Polish 4chan?
>>152479244>comfy Scottish Openreminder that Dmax will be showing table one of the afternoon session every day then both semis and the final https://www.parsatv.com/m/name=DMAX#news>>152479274>
>>152479293>Dmax will be showing table one of the afternoon session every day then both semis and the finalmusic to mine ears, cheers for the info man
>Shoot-Out>thought this was a happening thread in disguise with USA shooter on the loose>fuck yeh old sp>its actually snookerbro
>>152479310>>>152479316The Shoot-Out is more scarring and trauma inducing than any terrorist attack could ever hope to be
>>152479316>Brown UniversityThat'll be worth four points.
who's gonna win in Scotland then you sodomites
>>152479274>no blue ball shpptput >no single digit winning score (14 was lowest) >no mr rob making everyone dance endlessly>no spaceman singingthis is all sharter's fault, at least the venue was nice
>>152480211Trump. He's lost to Selby in two finals now, so he's going to be seething about Selby and wanting to stage a comeback.
>>152479111
>>152479292I think some buttons are browser's standard buttons, that's why they're translated.>>152480969Truly over. In 2026 it won't be a ranking event any more.>>152481186Scottish Open has been quite consistently good. Let's not change that.
>>152481186He's isn't playing (again)>JJ pulled out of the Shoot out and now the Scottish Openhmm..
Alright, time for the real Shoot Out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU7uCP3sXOYKino thumbnail.
>>152486612Damn, he really is the next Ronnie O'Sullivan
>>152486612I was wondering, is the concept of "zest" within snooker merely limited to /147/? I almost blew my cover to a friend.
>>152486617Why are the Polish so loopy, exactly?
>>152486652Yes. Say it anywhere else and they'll just think you're calling Selby a homosexual.
>>152486612>red lemonI guess there are red bananas, so...>>152486635Jak O'Jones.>>152486656Now that we have a lefty government that is slowly but surely turning us into a new German Land, we only have snooker and video games left.
>>152486703>surely turning us into a new German LandThat is grim, sorry to hear that.
>>152487533Waitin fer snuker
>>152485113
>>152480211Yeazy
Does anyone here play in London? I’m moving there and it was hard enough finding people to play in Glasgow >>152489333I smoked a fag with him outside the last Scottish open. And by with I mean I was looking at him from medium range like a creep
>checks the results of the prestigious shppt-put
MONDAY - Scotch Open begins!Round 1 (bo7)>10:00Lei Peifan v Amir SarkhoshZhang Anda v Fan Zhengyi>13:00John Higgins v Antoni KowalskiWu Yize v Ian "Mr" BurnsGary Wilson v Lan YuhaoYuan Sijun v Ben Woollaston>Followed byShorn Murphy v Liu HongyuStuart Bingham v Artemijs ZizinsNppppn Saengkham v Liam Pullen>19:00Joe O'Connor v Stan MoodySi Jiahui v Mark DavisMatthew Selt v Ryan Day>Followed byZhao Xintong v Robert MilkinsStephen Maguire v Chang Bingyu
is today's Cue Tips worth watching?
>>152489380>LondonJoin Alfie Burden's club
