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Ducks Edition
>>152467598
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>rolls into thread
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>>152474254
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Those masculinely manufactured boxer briefs must last a whole week, given their price.
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lol
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bud1336
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it was a good trade for minnesota even if they can't extend him.
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>>152474298
Wow, six allstars on one team?! They must have had at least 31 playoff games over the course of the last 7 years.
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>>152474295
In this house we support the Duluth Trading Company
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Gen 3 thread
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>>152474112
>Axew appreciator
>Weezing appreciator
>Archeops CHAD
STUNNINGLY based
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im an adult, and obviously i dont live with my mom anymore
but when i was younger and i lived with her, i used to watch a lot of hockey on TV
my mom never cared for hockey, she struggled knowing whats going on in the game and thought it was hard to follow along
...
just talked to my mom and she said that now, while shes cooking, or doing laundry, she often will put a hockey game on
she says the sound of it reminds her of when i was living there, when she had people in the house
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>>152474254
So all three California teams are making the playoffs this year?
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>>152474377
Wholesome post, thanks for sharing
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my debbies scaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!!!!
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tell me one country where soccer surpasses ice hockey in every way.

If it's a country where soccer is practically a religion and ice hockey is practically unknown, even better.
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>>152474393
fuck off Fernando you brain-damaged retard
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>>152474377
Literally crying right now because I'm not in sweeden to shag and comfort your Mom
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>>152474134
absolutely based post
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>>152474403
spectacular post
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>>152474393
Even better if you kys.
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>>152474342
Gary had something to say bout that
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>>152474443
Ice hockey is for idiots
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The mild lost the Quinn Hughes trade by a mile. Gave up a ton of good young players for an older, injury prone manlet who can’t play defense to save his life
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Game's over. Ducks won't be able to come back
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My penguins ):
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>>152474475
It's because they won't do a flying V even though everyone wants them to.
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Our Sennies :)
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>Prudential Centre playing Alexisonfire
that's pretty cool
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>>152474475
that's riquackulous!
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>>152474466
kys, faggot
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>>152474511
did you know it's alexis on fire and not alex is on fire?
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Shannon is crashing out again.
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>>152474531
woah
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stop giving Fernando (You)s, retards
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>all it takes for Anaheim to collapse is losing to the isles
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>>152474555
Who is Fernando? I'm new here but I want to fit in. I can make waves here and make people like me if I avoid Fernando, I think. I'm just like you guys, I hate Fernando and anyone who talks to Fernando is fucking stupid.
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>>152474466
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>>152474580
shut the fuck up
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a dumbass farming (yous) off of other dumbasses. Name a more /hoc/ moment.
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>>152474555
look at this non-game-theory-understanding motherfucker
retaliation is the only thing that forced behavior change
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>>152474531
because its named after a stripper named Alexis Fire. God do you people not know the LORE behind the greatest post hardcore band spawned from Southern Ontario
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>>152474475
You gonna blame the refs again?
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Ducks win this game ez pz. Dont @ me
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>>152474644
clearly i do know because i said it, STUPID
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>>152474393
if i recall correctly, you're a devils and blackhawks fan right?
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What does "post hardcore" even mean? Explain it to me like I'm 6.
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ICE no !!
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>>152474607
Well that wasn't very nice, geez louis!
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>>152474544
Good
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ducks wings getting clipped
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>>152474725
Can ice do us a favor and send skinner to El Salvador
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my debbies scaaaaaar!!!!!
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>>152474743
Our Debbie’s (:
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>>152474693
Okay you're asking for a knife fight. Meet me at the catholic school grounds
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Oh no the ducks are regressing because they can't win in regulation. Must be the work of the evil referees
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>>152474756
yeah well my dad can beat up your dad
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Why isn’t Quinn Jews playing today?
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>>152474763
You and he are the same
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>>152474779
moving his stuff
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Kyle rittenhouse is an avs fan
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>>152474779
Saw him stuck at Twassawen
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>>152474792
>bootleg sweater
you can't fucking make this shit up
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my wilds are so fucking bad at zone entries on the pp
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>>152474792
lol
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Didn't win the lottery lads :(
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Tristan Jarry is starting tonight.
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>>152474725
Not the kulaks...not again :(
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>>152474811
all the legal fees cost him much more than he could make up with a poor grifting attempt after
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>>152474472
they obviously didn't really see rossi in the long term plan, didn't really want to extend him or anything.
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dropping a marner before i go out for coffee which will then make me drop another marner when i get back
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>>152474864
we don't call those that here now
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>>152474879
Are they called venmo chai lattes now?
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Eriksson EK is about to become a skeleton with the amount of heavy lifting he's gotta do now as the only good center for Minnesota
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>>152474879
I still call them that
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My favorite ice cream flavor is Cookies and Cream
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>>152474879
always have, always will
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This team blows. We are a paper tiger with no defense and our offense is cowards
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>>152474879
He is /our guy/ now.
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>>152474916
For me, it's chocolate chip mint
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>>152471622
Minnesota hockey and President Trump is unbelievably based. He also know that Zoomalians doesn't have the IQ to understand him either.
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Why are chuds drawn to hockey?
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>>152474960
nice fake teeth, fag
who knocked those out for you?
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anaheim will NOT be making the garyoffs
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LOL I'm not impressed by these ducks whatsoever.
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>>152474834
Sad
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>>152475034
that his mum or his groomer?
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>>152475052
His wife
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Dumbass clears waivers it’s sad that no one wanted to do my penguins a favor and pick him up
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>>152474952
Wait I was told it was the refs fault for why Anaheim lost!
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Two weeks no porn :)
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He's so broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4QcDZkv0ig
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>>152475102
KWAB
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>>152475097
Nice , I finally orgasmed last night with a human woman after 2 months of no fap
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>>152475082
Oh dint get it twisted the refs 100% hate certain teams and anaheim is one of them. Its why its more impressive when they do win. They gotta beat the refs and the opponent.
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>>152474916
Death by chocolate and coffee (tied for 1st) for me
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>>152475034
jesus fuck
I thought that was his mom before I read the caption
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>>152475097
Im thinking of going to an AMP
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I'm going to post my top 5 most disliked teams and then /hoc/ guesses my shit team
>laffs
>stors
>ruins
>flylels
>randys
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>>152475034
you just know
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>>152475172
>>152475154
Shes a single mom before meeting Dustin wolf
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>>152475171
Habs
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Serious question. Is it worth buy a jersey for a team I support?
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>>152475164
goalies are routinely the only hot girl on any women's hockey team
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Do we still want to make Phil Kessel into an uncle?
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>>152475226
Same can be said for men's but to a lesser degree (they arent the only hot one but they are hot)
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>>152475171
Wild
>>152475225
Only if you put your own name on the back
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did you know there is a college football bowl called the cricket celebration bowl? lmao
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>>152475164
>republican makeup
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Is the rumor true?
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>>152475190
Good guess but no
>>152475303
Good guess but no

Sabres :p
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>>152475321
There’s a phone company called cricket you jeet
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>>152475303
I don't really like the idea of having my name on a jersey when I'm not even on the team. Feels kind of self-important.
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>>152475362
Mild lose by default. They will pay him 1 billion dollars and he will do nothing for them. Tale as old as time in MN
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my ducks :(
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Got a hankering for a Dr Pepper
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>>152475387
Parise and suter were based I would definitely take a billion dollars to underperform and create an evil clique
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Central Division
Kaprizov - Mack - Rantanen
Robertson - Bedard - Necas
Boldy - Scheifele - Connor
Keller - Johnson - Thomas
Hintz, Cooley

Hughes - Makar
Heiskanen - Harley
Morrissey - Faber
Josi

Helly
Oett
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>>152475436
why do all white numales look like that?
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Cmon Sennies
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>>152475225
Yes but only non NHL teams
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>>152475359
that's just called being white and not a mutant
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>>152475457
They think bows show how much they love heckin science
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Lets go Bolts.
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I got an eyelash stuck in my eye.
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>>152475551
Why did you do that?
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>>152475551
Im afraid we're going to have to operate
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>>152475617
If we're operating Im Hawkeye
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> "We've got a special treat for you tonight on 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh', with the newly revamped soilers meeting laffs forever to decide which enjoys being gapped most. Join us and find out!"
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>>152475588
Must've scratched my eye and one got loose.
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>>152475551
make a wish
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>>152475551
kek what a bitch
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>>152475551
You can see the puck now.
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what's your favourite hallmark movie?
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>>152475551
and people wonder how or why swedes are the gayest people ever
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>>152475778
None
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>>152475835
GAY!
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>>152475778
Any with that girl from mean girls in it
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>>152475778
all of them bring a tear to my eye
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Backwards baseball hats Holy Kek grimola ayotoyla. Sign of low character
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nice save, niittymaki, you shithead
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>>152474377
Your mom is so desperate for human connection she's begging you to visit and you arent picking up on it kek
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shaarks scarrr
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I thought the Ducks were good.
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>>152474472
They have two of arguably the top 5 players in the league on their team now
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Its a stitch-up against our sennies
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Remember when Toffoli played for the Canucks?
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>>152474722
I think Emily Willis is post hardcore
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oooohhh, slap me silly, sidney
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CROSBY SCAAAAAAAARS
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>>152475920
And it's tied
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>>152474792
Based his wife (congrats kyle) has huge tits
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>>152474722
it's when you "just can't" with hardcore
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>>152474916
Used to like that but im now a French vanilla Chad and I add things to it for flavor, like sauces or sprinkles etc
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>Roope Hintz to play in Stars’ game vs. Florida after injury scare
These goons are going to finish him, aren't they?
>Defenseman Ilya Lyubushkin will also return to the lineup after missing the last three games with a lower-body injury.
>Nils Lundkvist will miss his second consecutive game with an illness. Vladislav Kolyachonok will be a healthy scratch.
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Islanders sure do love reminiscing on the past.
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>>152474960
He got pumpkin patched in TO. Those freaks like published his home address and told people to go kill him and his pregnant wife.
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outrageously gassy today
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>>152474722
It's like hardcore punk but more interesting
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>>152474916
I like caramel or lemon
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>>152474996
>why do rich white guys like the rich white guy sport?
Sorry your dad thinks your a failure we here at hoc love our dads and have great relationships with our moms
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there should be a team in quebec
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>>152475129
I deny them my orgasm
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>>152476140
based
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>>152475225
But 'big dick' and the number 1 on the back
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>Celebrini enters the zone clean
>Forces an across the zone pass to Smith
>It gets picked off before it reaches him or he gets outmuscled
Enough
ENOUGH
YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 35 GAMES NOW, IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK ANYMORE
MAYBE A REAL COACH WOULD FUCKING TELL THEM THIS
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>>152475378
The jeet saw the name and was reminded of cooking back home
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>>152475436
Bow ties worn inappropriately are a sign of low birth.
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Gary will now sandbags the ducks to reserve their cup run for when they move and become the Wisconsin Musky
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>>152476070
So do canadians
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>Sid about to have his 21st consecutive point-per-game season
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>>152476192
What do you think they should do
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>>152476192
>35 games
Amateur. Barzal has been doing it for years, though now he prefers skating in circles into double teams for a giveaway
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>>152476236
True. All these old fuck teams need to stop circle jerking their past and actually try to build teams that can win cups.
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>>152476238
and anons will still try to convince us no nutting is nonsense
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pretty good game in pittsburgh
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great fight in sota
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>>152476255
Actually shooting the puck would be a start.
Getting doubled up on shots literally every single game isn't a recipe for offense.
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girl making my shwarma asked me to leave a 5 star review. lady i haven't taken a bite yet. you'll get what you get once yer done wrapping it
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>>152476188
...good point. I'll eventually buy a bolts jersey with "Sagot 90"
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>>152476286
she was flirting with you retard
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>>152475531
no. republican make up is real and it's hilariously ugly.
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>finally get to watch our Sennies
>they're losing
>stream keeps dying
>they score

am i the problem?
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>>152476005
>Google search
I see what you did there. Damn that's brutal.
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>the stripper was totally flirting with you, bro
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>>152476418
Sometimes they do, I banged one in Montreal
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>>152476485
the female ones, i mean.
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>randy and drew performing an eldritch ritual for the olympics
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>>152476485
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>>152476503
kek
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I have never seen a player bobblehead that looks like the player
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>>152476529
stop making up names, schizo freak
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PENS SCAAAARRRRR
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nice save, askarov
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>>152476572
retard
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They should feed Leddy to a real shark
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>>152476601
trolled hard lmao
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brew of the 'burgh
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>leddy
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Chad
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>Blows coverage
>Leads to a goal
>Blows coverage
>Takes a penalty
Instead of playing Leddy they should just go 4F 1D because it doesn't fucking matter anyways.
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Sharks are outshot 7 to 13 lmao
Despite winning 3/4 of th face offs
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Are the pens just getting nonstop power plays?
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>>152476666
nice dubs! CZECHED! (or is that offensive)
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Sennies still in this one
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>>152476669
that happens when other team takes penalties
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>>152476663
what kind of name is coverage?
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>>152476666
No you don't get it, one more pass dude, one more and it will be a perfect chance bro just trust me one more pass, I can see it now just one more pass.
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>>152476696
lubos is a zoomer he has no memory of czechoslovakia lmao kwab
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i just call them all commies
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>>152476727
but jagr and hasek hate russia
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should i get ice cream or cookies for my dessert?
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>>152476772
yet they both played in Russia
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Does Pulju still play in the nhl???
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>>152476822
both, best time to fat max as winter approaches
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>>152476700
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>>152476852
Who?
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Leddy again
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SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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Bros, my Blots suck against the Islanders.
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Playing Nick leddy in 2025 is a choice
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23 to 9 shots lmao
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Our Sennies tied it up!
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predictions for the oiler game? draisaitl or keinsaitl?
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Both Lemieux and Lindros are listed as 194 cm / 6'4"

Yet Mario is taller WITHOUT skates.

Explain.
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Duclair looks pretty decent playing with Ritchie.
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Who is Lammikko?
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>>152476857
I'm fat enough already really need to hit the gym
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What the fuck
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>>152476140
Gonna use this next time I have ED
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>>152477016
he plays on my favorite team in the national hockey league :)
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>>152476971
You blind nigga
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>>152476852
He's in Switzerland
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>>152477117
reminds me of the guy who edited the benoit wikis of their death date before they were found
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>>152476941
I remember when the Mild traded up for him and then traded him for some bust before he even signed a pro contract
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Per @NHL stats: #Isles Matthew Schaefer tied Rasmus Dahlin (9 in 2018-19 w/ BUF) and Zach Bogosian (9 in 2008-09 w/ ATL) for NHL’s third-highest single-season goal total by a defenseman age 18 or younger.
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>>152477235
Sad he plays for a shit team
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COME ON FEEL THE NOISE
GIRLS ROCK YOUR BOYS
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>>152477235
Holy shit! A three way tie for third place? with the additional caveat of being 18 or younger? Someone get me the smelling salts!
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>gets tapped in the face with a stick
>recoils in agony
>PENALTY
>player gets elbowed in the face
>NO CALL
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Matthew Schaefer just broke NHL record for most points in the first 12 days of the month of December on a year ending in an odd number by a defenceman under the age of 20 that has never been on a cruise ship.
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SCAAAARRRR RUST
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s4n josé
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Leddy is -3 since I started watching
Was he out for the first goal too
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I feel like I'm the only fucker in this general who cares about the bolts, lmao.
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>>152477275
what are you talking about? pens obviously got PP
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god dammit sens
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>>152477318
yeah, all their 'fans' are cheering for a different team now
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Sharks are truly awful unless Askarov is doing all the work
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some of you thought the ducks and sharks had a chance to make the ploffs btw
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>>152477117
Rutherford's burner account.
>>152477269
>covered another Slade song on the album after
Sad.
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>>152476971
That's a great picture. So much talent. Except for Lindros. Fuck him.
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>>152477319
Shit I meant to post that in the gamethread

>good goal in St Paul
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>>152477354
they desperately need a couple more half-decent defenders. doesn't matter if they have mack if he only gets a couple minutes fo actually try to score and there's always a goal deficit.
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>>152477170
Lindros is standing slightly behind Lemieux making him look 1cm taller and Lemieux has his head bowed. My estimation is that Lindros was actually 191cm
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>>152477266
For such a shit team they're just one point out of first in the metro
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>>152476996
His defense has been good all season. He can’t receive a pass cleanly to save his life and his skating is shit yet everyone still claims that’s his strength. He even dropped the puck for a second on his nice assist. He’s a 4th liner
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>>152477569
hey bud hows noel today bro
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>>152477386
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>152477018
Trust me, you can hit the gym every day for the rest of your life but you still won't lose fat if your diet consists of ice cream and cookies.
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>>152475778
That christmas one where the city girl goes to the small town and meets handsome man
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>>152477737
that handsome man used to be either the class nerd OR high school sweetheart
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Gonna miss John Cenas last match
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/hoc/ is a middle-aged woman general
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>>152477235
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>>152477737
>NTR fag
Get out.
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>>152477266
Yeah they only beat every division leader this season
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>>152477822
He took over the family business of making handcrafted Christmas ornaments he sells to locals out of 600 sq ft shop in a one street downtown while living in 3.5M house on 100 acres. She loves him for his kind soul
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>>152477345
That's bullshit. Panthers win 2 cups and now everyone acts like there's only one Florida team.
Fucking band wageners
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>>152477919
the >blots have 3 asterisk cups, so basically zero cups
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Gonna watch my first leafs game tonight after losing all hope and giving up 6 weeks ago
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>Slams Smiths face into the boards
>Pittsburgh PP
This shit is unbelievable.
The refs fucking hate San Jose and I don't know why, they seem to love Anaheim.
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>>152477971
>t. most loyal and die hard leafs fan
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>>152477737
>>152477906
Isn't that how every American live? It's your version of Europe's kitchen sink realism, right?
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>>152477972
All refs hate Metallica's output for the last 30 years.
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>>152478025
i enjoyed st. anger and im not ashamed of it
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>>152477972
they need to start shooting at the refs
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>>152478044
that's not funny given what's happening at brown university right now. shameful, bruce.
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every other young team gets all the leeway in the world as to what consitutes a penalty
i've never seen >shorks have a single 50/50 call go their way either way this season, it's crazy
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>>152478048
what, young people are getting high?
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>>152478004
0.0000001% of men would have that. but it's 100% of women's ideal match
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>>152477875
Chat, is this true?!
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not so fast, pangwons
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>>152478063
Yes the refs are always against >your team
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>>152478037
You should be. There's like 3 passable songs on that album.
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>>152477875
what is cougar pussy like bros? give it to me straight
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>>152478090
I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!
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>>152478098
FRANTIC TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK
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>>152477949
>Erm, they didn't win any cups because.....because they just didn't
Ok, bro.
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>>152478151
cope
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>I get to be on a pairing with QUINN HUGHES?!?
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>>152478025
>be San Jose Sharks
>-15 differential goals
>get a playoffs spot
Nobody likes fraud.
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>>152478089
>>152478151
>>152478225
1993
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>goalie with 71 minutes of NHL experience forced to come in for a short period
>immediately take a penalty
lol fucking retards
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>>152478275
>Never touched the guy
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>>152478242
>I'm talking about bolts, an American team
>Fucker brings up 1993 for no reason
????????
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>>152478242
stop posting your weight
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silvos makes two great saves but letang is shit
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>>152478291
It's a bot(raped)
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>>152476966
Oilers win: /hoc/ will laffs
Leafs win: /hoc/ will oilels
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>>152478295
Is this new? cause it's good, that's the level of sardonic humor that works for you, make a note of it
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>four minutes left
it's time to send leddy to snap crosby's neck
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>>152478295
>Implying I use Kg.
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>>152478286
I've touched lots of guys
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Totally hetero statement
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Pettershit is a piece of shit.
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Gary is running two stanley Cup finals tests tonight at 7.
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>>152478295
kek
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LMFAO PENGUINS
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Wow my penguins fucking suck
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hahahahhahahahaha
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kek wtf
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Thank Gary
that game was getting boring
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>>152478172
Are you a Dallas fag? Cause if so, you fuckers should've done a better job in the 2020 playoff finals, lmao.
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Pingubros...
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>>152478387
the flyers and canes aren't able to play in the finals though...
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what the actual fuck happened
i turned the game off after the second
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>this after getting scored on short handed with .1 second left earlier this week
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>>152478470
same lol
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>>152478487
what is the penguins fucking problem
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Holy shit they actually tied the game
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Had my first visual aura migraine today. I thought I was going to die for real this time.
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Good thing Pens have Skinner coming in to turn their goaltending from dogshit to just regular shit
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>>152478470
shouldn't have hit mack's boyfriend
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holy FUCK
klingberg where did that come from?
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lmao
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Fuck this team
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that's hilarious
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looooooooooooooool
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What a fucking game.
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>It was 5-1!
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lmao
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>PONGS
>PONGS
>PONGS
>PONGS
>PONGS
>PONGS
>PONGS
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I um...clearly missed a insane Pens vs Shorks game.
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>>152478606
Yeah, you did
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>pens have 8 (eight) gary points
shit team surviving off pity points
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This is far from ok anymore. I don't give a fuck if it's a house money kind of season. This mindset and turtling in the 3rd has to fucking stop.

It is BEYOND pathetic. I'm so fucking disappointed and pissed.
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Do NOT touch my boyfriend.
Last warning.
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>>152478626
lol they weren't turtling, they just picked the wrong fight
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>>152478626
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>>152478487
Kevin Hayes to hold a lead will never not be insane. This is becoming a pattern with Muse. Completely unacceptable.
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My habbies are putting into motion operation "Save Sid" and we will be doing everything we can to evacuate him safely from the premises
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Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club...?
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The Pens commentators are literally speechless.
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Alright what the fuck just happened
I quit watching after the 2nd period and the Sharks actually win
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>>152478718
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>>152478721
you're going to be so embarrassed when you realize it's muted
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Can Dubas do a fire sale already?
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Everyone be talking about Shorks win.
Meanwhile I'm just sitting here sad that the bolts are gonna lose to the Islanders for a 3rd time this season.
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>>152478791
No shame in losing to this season's cup champs :)
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>owner and admin interviews during the Game
lame
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>>152478791
Just like my islanders
>>152478802
Retard
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>>152478802
Divergent of reality
>>
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>>152478718
10/10 moment in a 1/10 movie
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Pens should have started with Skinner
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>the borough of Queens
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>>152478852
Retard
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I used to check capfriendly basically every day but since they’ve sold it I don’t even check the alternatives sites anymore.
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>>152477875
show bobcats
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>>152478870
based drumpf
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>>152478877
puckpedia isn't terrible but I do miss capfriendly quite a bit
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Sean Avery on islanders fans:
>Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, ‘Hey, I did your mother last night she's a whore.’ I talked about what degenerates they were and they proved me right.”
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>>152478888
checked
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>>152478898
Capwages is something that looks pretty close to capfriendly in how it’s set up
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>>152478888
Quads of truth
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>>152478899
sounds more like philthy desu
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Patrick Roy looks really rumply and disheveled he's just like me
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>>152478899
Sean Avery, Maitre'd at Canal Bar?
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Skinner didn't even play today and he's already giving the Penguins the business
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Is Jarry playing on Tuesday? Might see if I can go
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>>152478802
You can't be fucking serious?
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>>152479036
Jarry is playing tonight and the Oilers play again tomorrow so he might get the start on Tuesday
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I believe some apologies are in order again, /hoc/
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>>152479069
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>>152479068
I’ll have to see if a buddy of mine is wage slaving on Tuesday then
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>>152479069
>>
We are so back Sharks bros
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>>152479143
Retard
>>
>>
>>152479168
oh jen
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>>152479015
I used to have a weird crush on the Sri Lankan girl who won the season of Survivor he was on, I think they were friends
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i was part of the trade to vancouver for quinn
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>>152479241
I didn't know that 2026 1st round draft picks posted here
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the facking shorks did it!
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>>152479069
They're going to need to provide an update on everyone's prom date Will Smith (Hockey) soon though.
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Why did the islanders give up?
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>>152479168
jen that brings up some flashbacks
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pens bros...
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>>152479290
distractions
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Crosby for Selke
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i kind of have to watch the canes, but what else ? bunch of shit games
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>>152479191
She was on the winners season and lost
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>>152479308
>dangled by john fuckin klingberg
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>>152479308
That's more on Letang. Why the fuck didn't he just cover Celebrini? How is Klingberg going to get a good shot from there being a righty? Letang's brain stopped working years ago.
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>>152479015
This is every city now
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>>152479308
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go isles :3
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>>152479295
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE COPEY DONT LOOK
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>>152479332
Letang is shit
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Come on bolts. Don't make this go to Garytime.
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>>152479327
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>>152474298
why won't miller ever smile
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>>152479332
Retard
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>>152479308
John Klingberg turned Sidney Crosby to ash, complete evisceration, nothing left but atoms.
Fucking Klingberg. Brand Crosbitch right across the ass, he belongs to him now.
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>>152478899
That's exactly how it should work. When Björklöven went into our building when they were in the same tier as us, they said it felt like the fans wanted to actually kill them. Your fans are suppose to be deranged to give you more home team advantage.
>>
Sennies lost but I still love them
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>>152479366
this
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>>152479347
no milly
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>>152479366
löven shl games next year will be kino
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>>152479308
>>152479360
>cindy
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youve been warned, /hoc/
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>>152479390
stors sisters we are triggered by this post
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>>152479366
cope the randies are family entertainment
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>>152479405
>>152479396
More like Fight or Flop instincts lmao
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Björklöven just makes me remember the Björk stalker
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>>152479360
So? Don't you understand English? If Letang had skated with Celebrini and covered the pass and Rust back-pressured Klingberg, Silovs would've just been concentrated on Klingberg who would've had to twist his body to get a good shot off, meaning it would not have been a good shot.
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>>152479418
close a tab nigga good lord
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>>152479418
Jesus and I thought I was autistic with 30 tabs
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>>152479393
I hope for a blootbath, both in the rink and in the stands.

But they won't get promoted. They're eternal losers. They'll lose in the final against Solna AIK.
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>>152479418
Why do you have so many fucking tabs open?
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>>152479418
Based rate your music user
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>good lord
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>>152479432
löven and luleå will save saik attendance
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>>152479418
If Crosby didn't lazily joust with Klingberg then it would have been a 2 on 2.
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>>152479434
It's mostly music stuff I need to listen through, download, or convert to mp3 and listen through to see if there's songs/albums I want to download. But I barely have any time between sleeping 12 hours per day and working 6 hours per night.
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>>152474298
Sad
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>>152479459
>sleeping 12 hours per day and working 6 hours per night.
must be nice to be a polar bear
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>>152479471
bring them back
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>Skate in circles for a minute and then miss the net by 10 feet
Classic Barzal
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>>152479308
out fucking skilled
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bring them back :(
>>
GARY!!!

TIME!!!
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>>152479418
swedes disgust me unconditionally
>>
guentzel the pencil
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>>152479448
playing the body is a penalty in the nuhl chud
>>
Emil Heineman>>>>Noah Dobson

Eat cock Tampa gay. Nice job trying to rig a win for Jon Cooper, the biggest fucking crybaby in the NHL
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>islanders are first place in the eastern conference
WHAT???
>>
get islandered
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>>152479545
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>>152479536
Ah yes rigging a win for one of the most penalized teams in the league which got fucked over multiple games in a row by the situation room
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no word yet on his injury, it could be the end of his career for all we know.
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>>152479418
I can't believe there are people that actually have that many tabs open.
I thought all the browser updates focused on tab sorting were just from developers looking for something to do at work.
>>
>>152479573
here's hoping
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>/hoc/ will be back after this brief intermission
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Sheary-Trocheck-Miller
Panarin-Zibanejad-Lafrenière
Berard-Laba-Cuylle
Raddysh-Carrick-Chmelař

Gavrikov-Schneider
Soucy-Borgen
Robertson-Vaakanainen

So this guy playing 1st line left wing for the rags has 1 goal and 6 assists in 29 games. He also happens to be married to the coaches niece. What a lucky guy.
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>>152479536
>Nice job trying to rig a win for Jon Cooper, the biggest fucking crybaby in the NHL
The Bolts have been getting fucked over by the refs this season, stfu.
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>>152479558
>tampa gay swept by my islanders
>>
who's baking
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>>152479558
BOO HOO NIGGA
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>>152479603
Can we have an Italy edition?
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>isles and knights leading their divisions
BASED broship supremacy
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>>152479536
>>152479607
demonstrated once again kwab
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I thought gary was italian but it's much, much worse
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>>152479597
Good fuck Tampa. They should get fucked over more with how often they dive and want power plays for anything
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>>152479603
>>
im going to buy a new tv, mine isnt turning on
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>>152479659
well than you better go catch it!!!
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>>152479620
>Needing to cry to the archives
Cry
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>>152479659
Did you try unplugging it for 5 minutes.
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Sharks fans tonight
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>>152479651
Seething
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>>152479659
>mine isnt turning on
just like my wife
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>>152479684
>worked so hard he quoted the wrong post
K W A B
W
A
B
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knights on now.
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*enters thread*
oh hello /hoc/!
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>>152479710
costco bitch
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>>152479697
Gary doesn't get no respect, I tell ya. Puts a team in the desert. Now all the fans hate ICE. No respect, ah, no respect...
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>>152479727
sex desu
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>>152479771
poo lol
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>>152479771
what did he do?
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>>152479732
DROP THE PUCK
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>>152479727
taryn is cute and wholesome, you stop talking about her
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>>152479651
Ok, Gary.
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>What did Cliff Pu do?
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>>152479732
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>>152479797
In a minute, first I need you to checkout this brand new All-Electric Chevrolet Scotiabank edition, now with premium Molson tires for your Rogers Heated Driveway.
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start the fucking game stupid rags
>>
gary's favorite teams
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drop the puck gare
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>rags centennial night
>celebrating the 60's and 70's
>an era where they won absolutely nothing
>against the team that dominated the era
>the highlights video was only 30 seconds
Can't make this shit up
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>only 1 anthem
:)
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>>152479822
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>>152479838
At least they tried their best :)
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>>152479823
buy canadian!!!
but never hire canadian
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>>152479771
Harder on him than Petgrave
>>
who tf are these boomers
>>
>>152479771
Put the Pu in the Loo
>>
fuck this i'm going to sleep, retarded nhl fags always being fucking late
>>
>>152479852
>>152479791
They are saying after the first period of last weekends game, he "said something derogatory towards a child"
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>>152479905
>>152479905
>>152479905
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>>152479909
>>152479909
>>152479909
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>>152479418
>aftonhoran
>>
Sorry, I was eating dinner
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>
>>152479697
Jen!



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