:)>>152474254
>lea1s
Am I the only other schizo who thinks MSG is actually a cursed building? It has both jewish & Nazi intfetterance, what other place has that shit in history?
mcdavid is an absolute beaut
My penguins ):
puck still hasn't dropped for my habbies
I'm getting really fucking fed up with how every hockey game needs to have a ceremony before it.
>MSG>the flavahh enhancaaah
In the name of parity, there should be speed limits for teams that are too fast.
>>152479938KEK
>>152479939
>>152479900I guess he should have just cut his throat open
ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE NUMALE ANTHEM SINGER AT MSG
my flysies :)
>>152479956Does that earring mean he's a pirate?
I miss skinner already
I hear Kino Hunters music :D
>>152479969Retard
>>152479969It would be 3-1 leafs with him
McNumale
>>152479981I'm about to hear marner's music
Teddy bear toss night desu
santa gritty is coming to town
we don't toss our teddy bears here lil bro
>>152479969You won't miss him shitting his pants come playoff time, at least you have Captain Pickard for that.
>>152480029somebody should throw a real live bear onto the ice to spice things up
>>152480042Yeah, we salad toss them here at /hoc/
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>152480068
>>152480074Maybe try getting to the playoffsJLMI
>>152480074Literally will never happen
>>152479970It's a tab for scalp scrub products I've had opened since late 2022. One day I will get to it to buy one of the products.
/vt/ hates governor windy because he's right about everything
>>152480074No, we won't, we took a vote on it, and it was unanimous
>>152480074if they lose 1 more game they will be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs
>>152480092they hate their lolcow? kek
>>152480092remember when he was such a notorious retard he had to change his name from Half>>152480116imagine being the lolcow of that community
>>152480074Fuck /hoc/
>>152480129i wonder what community bud wouldn't be a lolcow in
jarry looking shaky out there
Leafs almost looking good rn
>>152480143
>>152480068Im working on gaining animorph powers for this exact reason
>>152480147>where mine end up to the actual thing>1/32 and it was 1OAkek
mammies look like dogshit desu
>>152480157If you ignore all the missed and not taken shots, sureThey still don't play like a team
>>152480162godspeed would love to see it happen desu
/ourtwink/ scored
bud1336
>Zegras already has as many goals this year as he did all of last year for the ducks
>>152480201SCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP
>IT WAS 4-1
Laughton starting to pay divvies
Tristan Jarry fucking SUCKS
>jarry
I already still miss skinner
mcdavid is such a pussy
1 - 0 Habs1 shot 1 goal
Cowboy :DDWhy do the Leafs top two lines suck cock
>>152480143that would make this place a lot happier
ET LE BUUUUUUUTZACH BUT-DUC
Ok
CARSON SOUCY SUCKS DICK
>>152480267>Busthews
2 - 0 Habs2 shots 2 goals
>rags
>>152480251>>152480261JUST like my penguins
>>152480267they're missing marner big time
>>152480280He'd be a lot better in the PWHL desuImagine if he was a cute girl instead of a fat mexican
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTFUCKIN XHEKAJ
Giving up goals to a man named Arber
Oilers are shit regardless of who's in net
>the greater tri-state areaKWAB
Raggies getting raped by the habbies :DDD >>152480319>shitterskin
habs habs habs habs habs habs habs habsb
>>152480319>Shiterkin
>>152480319That's a keeper
silovs is a liability
can someone post the >rags dog?
NHL refs are pretty fuckin' based. Imagine having to dance around on skates surrounded by 10 roided up retards while a bunch of hot girls are watching you aswell as drunks calling for your extrajudicial execution. I have my utmost respect for the refs.
>>152480319KWAB
He's fast (and where the hell is Rielly going?)
>>152480319more like poopsterkin!!!
>>152480333lold and checked
>new yorkian goaltending
>>152480319I'm new to /hoc/, is this a good goalie?How much does this man make?
>>152480333Raped
>>152480354>you got him, right?>no, you got him!>me?>no. yes! you!and then it's too late
>>152480369No, and "Way more than you would expect"
stop saying>ragsor else
>>152480354He didn't want McDavid to embarrass him again.
>>152480354It looks like three Dion Phaneuf.
>>152480333
Edmonton would be up by one if they had Skinner
>>152480412true
>>152480396kwabthe devils fan should have flung him down the stairs tho
>>152480412No
>>152480412*down by 2
>>152480412Stop saying this
>>152480396thought this was the one where the fat guy rolls down the stairs
3 - 0 Habs now
>>152480396>ragsor else
who is going on to jewgle to leave a 5 star review for underwear?
have the >rags ever won at home this season?
a jen ponytail! that's rare
>>152480412Keep saying this.
ET LE BUUUUUUUT>rags
>>152480465lol
>Rags
>>152480468we call those marnermeshes now
>>152480468I should ask santa for some underwear. I have less than 2 weeks worth
>>152480473i wanna grab it
>Penalty on the HabsGary made the call.
>>152480487>marnermeshes
shester would be better suited as a jester
Poor Fowler :(At least he will carry the Habs to the cup :)
Bouchard on that goal is the reason why he will never be an elite dman. That blue pinch was bad then on the back check he has position and let Cowan beat him to the puck and score. You almost never see that happen to great dmen. Reason why no one outside Edmonton praises him
>>152480504and it worked, 3 - 1
>>152480524
>>152480493then wash them
Power play merchant rags back at it again!
Sorry, I was eating dinner>rags>rags>rags>>152480348No
Uh oh habbies!!!
gary just changed the pun on the front pagejust keepin you guys updated
xhekaj giveth xhekaj taketh
>>152480517is he a smoker? a joker? a midnight toker?
>penalty shotLol
>>152480568He at least isn't a raped bitch who reports everyone
>>152480543maybe he'd be getting more starts if he wasn't such a fat piece of SHIT
>>152480568unfunny raped retard
All these hockey ads are really fucking gay lately, huhAre they trying to appeal to women
gary wrote some good scripts today
I'M AT THE COMBINATION HOCKEY GAME AND GROCERY STORE
I told those frogs that we can't let a saturday night home crowd down.
>>152480517A jester unemployed is nobody's fool!
>>152480603what a pro wants what a pro needs
>>152480582good post
>3-2 all of a suddenSTOP THE COUNT
>>152480608not so fast
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
hell yes we get john garrett doing the colour commentary for the kongs/fumes game
All the good guys are in the lead right now.
>>152480624Fowler honeymoon lasted 2 days, he’ll be in the doghouse with Dobeš tonight
>down 4 with 12 mins to goTHAT FINISH DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BROTHER
>>152480658False
>>152480663>THAT FINISH DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BROTHERwhat bud said when trb almost made it out of 04/17/2022 unraped
>>152480663Are the Sharks...not shit?
>>152480584crosby has always radiated homoerotic energy
My leafs finna take control of this shit in the 2nd
>>152480700
>>152480663>>152480663
>>152480571>Dobson grabs panarin with both hands from behind and spins him around resulting in penulshit ga$9.5M defense.Daily thanksgiving for Heineman & 15th/16th picks
>>152480663those cruiserweights can cruise or wait brother
>>152480700Yeah, but all these new crop of kids are super faggy, is it just the microplastics killing our testosterone, making all of them so effeminate? Being in tune with your feminine energy doesn't mean you should be a FAG
My starsies are going to skin the kitties tonight and have revenge for the tamperebowl >:)
the fuck was that hasbros wtf Dobson
only stephen is retarded enough to cheer on the rags out of spite for a former islander players
did you guys just see that zone entry? Trent Frederic is worth every last dollar I tell ya
>>152480748said no one with a brain, ever
>>152480663>Leading against Anaheim with 0.1 seconds left>Lose>Leading by 4 against the Sharks with 10 minutes left in the third>LoseKALI KILLAS KLUBNO FLIGHTLESS BIRDS ALLOWED
>>152480748Honestly hope they do
Jerry lamo
>>152480737take him backand post >rags dog
SKINNER COME BAAACK
Gary seems to hate the blue jackets today.
It ain't the goaltending
It's time for another Oil Change bros...
>>152480788_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>152480800
>>152480821Isn't that a gay sex thing
>>152480747I blame microplastics/stress/greater hydration/lack of stigma against being gay
hopefully skinner can do a collab with whatever pizza place is the official pizza place of the pens
>>152480860Only if its a male mechanic
>>152480862Nah the NHL was definitely way gayer when they were constantly calling each other faggots
lets go kitties lets go
Someone in this thread wants to fuck Sidney Crosby
its time
>>152480896Just to say I did
>>152480896shouldn't mackinnon be prepping for tonight's game?
>>152480873there's nothing gay about jockstraps and grabbing another guys ass in the showers
pound for pound the gayest genny on spuh
>Gary
>>152480952have you seen /mlb/ or /heem/?
>>152480939true that, and nothing gay about open mouth kissing at center ice either
MY CANESIES
>laef2
scaaarrr My Habs
>>152480952/heem/ is a tranny fest/cric/ would kneel and unzip your pants if you have a deep voicenot enven mentionning the yuros of /f1/
>>152480965the fellas forgot they weren't at the local motel 9 just then
it's a pleasure to watch mcdavid play
>>152480952/epl/ would rip you a new asshole if they heard you saying they aren't the gayest fags here
Think the rags are just too dumb to play a zone defence
>>152480952The rate and way /f1/ posts about twinks is genuinely concerning
ANDERSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>152480952with twinks like these on every team you can't really blame us
ET LE BUUUUUUUTPOWERHOOOOOOORSE
>>152481011f1 racing is occupied fujoshi territory, that's like the only thing I know about it besides a few of the guys' names
>>152480747You just need to accept that liking guys makes you better at hockey.
>https://x.com/86R0WDY/status/1999582937969316212tfw will never experience this
Stecher forgot he wasn't an Oiler
i picked igor as 4th overall in fantasy
>>152480761Men enjoy your $9.5M aav defensive liability
>>152481067why didn't you set up a /hoc/ fantasy league?
>>152481011twinkfags are built different
>>152481067>playing fantasy hockey
>>152480800You don’t like me, anon?
rantanen boutta heem someone if the scoring doesn't start real soon
>>152480981Dobson is softer than those
>>152481091mb i tought that was the >rags dogyes i love butchie
>Fowler is from Florida>sunbelt goalies
Thanks for cheering on the rags stephen
It's over Habsbros.
>>152481067He’s not even the best goalie in NY tristate area
>>152481034Meanwhile, hockey is their home country. F1 is a shiny recent acquisition built off a netflix series boost and marketing.
>>152481093>rantanen boutta heem someoneplease god no
>>152481122It never really began desuCould be the Lames/Nucks!
So this is the next Carey Price huh?
>burning 3 goalies before christmas
Fowler is done...
>be me>look at score >3-0 habs>go take a marner>come back and see it's 4-4dafuq
>>152481083>he's not in the /hoc/ fantasy leaguelmao
>>152481141>took that long to MarnerEat more fiber man
Did the Habbies forget they still have another 30 minutes to play?
que j'en vois un dire que c'est la faute à Fowler. C'est pas notre sauveur. Il est tout jeune.
>>152481153We still call them that here, and that's dedication
fowler? more like fouler
>>152481162
>>152481147nobody told me about it on /hoc/ #irc
>>152481153Fiber is a hocker player?
Leafs have 0 energy
>>152481162Il a besoin qu'on lui donne du temps pour qu'il se développe. Et cela va probablement être dans l'AHL.
>nurse cleaning up the scrapsa tale as old as time
>>152481121rangers-islanders broship is dangerous
>>152481195Not only that, these niggas are just a group of players, not a teamThey have been for at least the last 5 years
jacob fowler! qu'est-ce que c'est?
not calling anything on rags
>>152481197thought that was the orderlies
>14 minutes played>1 shot on goal for each team
>>152481213jen
annihilate all catfags
>>152481196je ne parle pas français, je connais seulement la phrase précédente et celle-ci qui te l’explique.
>>152481214what a boring game so far
>>152481211When you've got superstars like urho vaakanainen on the ice you've gotta just let them play
>>152481235/hoc/ is a doggychad genny
>>152481246then you don't give then penalty shots
i ate a whole hot n ready pizza and I don't feel so good
>>152481257I bet it was yummy
So many finns out there
i had a local pidser because i am not in a flyover shithole and don't rely on mass produced franchise slop
Dallas vs Florida is really the tryouts for the finlands olympic team
>>152481199Rags are not a threat
>>152481235
>>152481271well hopefully they aren't trying to see who can shoot the most
>>152481257I'll try one the next time I go home
>>152481257Deep dish , stuffed crust or regular?
intradasting
I considered getting a pidser but chose to eat at home
DALLAS VERY HARD PP
Will either goaler end with a SV% above 0.850?
>team canada roster to be announced new years eveBased
poor bedard :(((
opportunistic team with too many top players out to get opportunities vs powerplay merchants with no powerplays
>>152481302Nah, we back in the 80's
>>152481257It's way too much.
>>152481305I can't wait for rosters to be released
>>152481257Go Red Wings!
>>152481318That's a lot of protein
>>15248066011 shots on goal when playing rags away is pathetic.
Compher just got hooked to oblivion on a 1v0 but it wasn't called for game management reasons because teams get that wiggle room against Detroit for some reason.
>>152481336that's what she said
>>152481361gary can't let people see just how shit the hawks are without bedard
so are the wild really trading all that for Quinn Hughes to leave at the end of the year?
what a boring period in dallas
>>152481380end of next year
>>152481380*end of next season but yeswhich is probably fine since their window for winning the cup is not going to be more open than it is this season and next
>flylels blowing a 2-0 lead
>>152481318>>152481336for me, it's a whole costco pizza
>>152481386
>>152481409that's prime bulking food
someone has to step in and do something
>>152481409
>>152481405Just watch
they are telling me to give to food banks but i dont want to give free food to jeet international "students"
my avies :)
>>152481435holy boomer meme
>>152481412
>>152481425who let finland cook
>>152481412hope you have plenty of coffee, pekka
>show the 2 total seconds of mcdavid not scowling in tonights gamesee, he's not grumpy at all guys!
>>152481451
>>152481475Where do you think he's going next season?I'm hoping MY LEAFIES dump Matthews for him :)
>>152481451I miss those days
>>152481388>>152481400He's gone over the summer when he makes it crystal clear he's not signing so Minnesota can attempt to recoup their losses.
>>152481497kraken
>>152481466is this a preview of their olympics roster?
Jarry is doing well
>>152481510no, they're gonna keep him right up to the trade deadline trying to persuade him to resign and then they'll treat him as a "self-rental"the mild didn't pay kaprizov 17m just to become a retirement home again immediately after getting out of the suter & parise buyouts, they're gonna swing even if it's dumb
>>152481514Nah he wants cups not money
jesus christ scotiabank is a library
>>152481237desu, you contributed more in french with that than most the rest of Canada.
>>152480761Who said he wants the rags to win? He's saying Dobson is SHIT
Speaking of the Red Wings, guess who's birthday it is!
>>152481467i have some cola, it'll keep me going
>>152481542Give it time
Over for realsies
THE OILERS ARE BACK
never though podkolzin was going to have this much success after watching him play on the nucksbut that's probably just the result of playing on the nucks
HOLY SHIT THE LEAFS ARE COOKED LMAO>leaf5
>>152481583that's good enough
>laffs
More over then my last post
lol leafs
>laff5
>>152481575Kournikova and Hingis both snorted coke off of Sergies cock
lol 4-2 oilers
>>152480910>>152480968>>152481275>>152481436We don't tolerate rape victims here
It's funny how both marner and the >laffs are shit
>>152481673good post
>>152481701Obvious when you think about it
Living in a tree completely ruined the laffs. Why did they hire him as gm?
my avies! :)
MacKinnon!!!
my avies! :)mackinnon!
>>152481678Marner is (still) one of the best playmakers in the league. Problem is that the knights suck ass in net and are loser point merchants
Mac has that dawg in him
>along with this silly podkolzinhe's not that silly
So Bednar actually put Brindley onto the 1st line and Necas onto the 3rd line to start the game... interesting.
kitties scarrrr!lundell!
>>152481751blendnar has been in full effect the last few gamesexcept for bardakov and solovyev lol
No one can convince me that alot of these struggles aren’t coaching and systems related. On paper - Edmonton does not have a notably more talented team than Toronto - especially the bottom 6. Yet top to bottom they play fast, control the puck better, are better in transition and generate way more prolonged zone time. This system just doesn’t match this roster and we’re all fucking wasting time magically hoping it’ll change. They may not be a cup contender but they’re better than this.
meow meow! :)
>leafs with 25 giveawaysshould be called the toronto santas because they are in the business of gift-giving
berube just spat on the back of one of his players jersey did you guys see that
>>152481773>On paper - Edmonton does not have a notably more talented team than TorontoLmao
>>152481778or the toronto sluts cause they give it up for free
>>152481789So fucking sick of this team. Treliving absolutely fucked this team and now we're going to give Boston our first round pick while missing the playoffs. Not bad enough for a top 5 pick, not good enough to make the playoffs.Also, the coaching staff should all be fired.
>>152481764Still posting here?
>>152481773Oilers team is far better than the Leafs.Only problem is their goaltending and defence has been lacking, but they have had quite a few key injuries
my flysies :(I need taryn to comfort me
>>152481715They thought he was the best guy for the job
norf
>>152481823She is pretty :)
>>152481816Relegate both teams
>>152481818no excuse for that one
jesus fuck Kochetkov you gotta actually react when they shoot the puck at you
>>152481818she did it for me :)
>>152481816lmao "fun to watch" btw
Scooooooooaaaaarrr
Well past ended
wonder what he's thinking
>laff6These NIGGAS need to rebuild
>l6afs
>>152481816Paul Maurice's boring and effective hockey system.
>>152481865
>>152481870Austin matthews sucks
>>152481865Wishin he didn't get fired by Martin St Louis
6-2 oilers
>>152481874
>>152481883dingles getting the noose ready
kitties scarrrr!!bennett!
>>152481907why is he throwing up gang signs
>>152481909i reckon the worse the laffs are the more money he makes
>petrovich line again baka
>>152481909
Tonight I'm going to watch my first kings game of the season.
>>152481928he's saying 6-7
Meow meow! :))
Sorry, >rags
>fowle5
he kicked it to himself and didnt use his stick no goal
Who's my favourite player, hoc?
>>152481948sorry this ain't soccer
>>152481931Yeah, but the more miserable he is
>>152481931true, people don't watch him for any other reason than to see him chimp out
Go stars go
What a meme goal.
2-0 panthers
do leafs fans do anything but complain
well that review felt needlessly long
well at least the Avs are trying a different strategy on the PP, with Nelson on the right wing and Necas in the bumper spot. surely if you try different combinations for long enough, you'll eventually find something that works
>>152481985Bud ain't watching the game lol
>>152481986Rape
Drury!!!
That's bullshit.
my avies!! :))drury!
VGK's defensemen are outplaying their own forwards lmao
Please lower the price of alcohol in Ontario tomorrow.
I’ll be the first to say that the panthers are such a fucking lame team.
my avies :(
>>152482027The best way to score :)
>the Mile High city
>>152481987
>>152482032as long as dullass lose they're the good guys
Wings wings wings
>>152482042>The raped faggot
>>152482035It's ok, it's only washedassault
ogre time in philly
>>152482046Dallas are the good guys
>>152482043now that's a journey worthy of a cross-country trip!
benn throwin hands
>>152481956Sad middle aged working class black guys love the ECHL!
They had to trade matthews before everyone realized he stinks. Use that for a ton of picks and prospects and rebuild it.
>>152482094
>>152482043With a stopover in Balls Creek and Dildo
Benny boi's STILL GOT IT!
Based Benn.
>oiler3
6-2 THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Cumback?
>>152481899sloppa
>>152482027KWAB
>>152482127We need a time machine to fix this shit
>>152481907WEST SYYYYYIDE
kekfamous too much man benulti
3-6 laffs
No hug for Jarry :(
>tied with the >rags Habs bros what's this?
>>152482258Look at the shots half of those are from hab turnovers
>>152482258Dobson
why does Gary want me to gamble
>>152482321Gary wants you to buy the jersey, goyim
Why is the rags arena so empty, they're tied, wtf
>>152482321The house always wins and pays him a cut
another successful knight for the broship
poke checkov kek
my announcersies want mike matheson to play in the olympics
>>152482367Nobody asked diablo faggot
how did he fall for that gay fake by blake
>>152482407OUR announcersies :)
>>152482254that's sad
Can't score PP against the Panthers, terrible.
>>152482367Knights fans are fake fans, and for that, I’m out
>>152482428Could say it is a soft pp
>laff6
at least Fowler's smiling
>habs in garytime Big shocker
It's Gary time, baby.
>>152482460Check your stream, it was half an hour ago.It's 9-3 now.
How did Sidney Crosby allow today's game to happen?? He needs to be held accountable.
scarrrrrrrrmarchand!!
Harley is a fucking shitter
>shitzuki
MY RAT! :)
the fix is in
>>152482428>almost getting scored on shorthanded>twice
habs away jerseys are SO cool and I'm not even a habs fan
RAGS RAGS RAGS
>>152482505he's old and will never make playoffs again
>>152482555Habs have great jerseys overall
slashing call in overtime lmfao how soft is that
>>152482555Yes they are almost as awesome as these Rangers cent jerseys
3-0 cats
my habbies :(
Did someone say Jersey?
I dont see Montreal surviving this PP
it's Fover...
>>152482610it's garytime. they got this.
that's the most disgusting shit ever
>>152482603thanks for the webm
JT MOTHERFUCKING MILLERTOTAL RAG VICTORYFUCK MONTREAL AND FUCK FRANCE!!!!
based Gary
>>152482583i think this is the first time we've won wearing those things even in overtime
>penalty shot>soft penalty in OTmust be the Rags 100 celebration or something huh
>>152482641What does France have to do with Canadia
>hasb
>rangers with 3 special teams goals todayNever escaping the allegations
>>152482603Its crazy how good Reinhart is. Insane pass.
>>152482671
got a point in le big apple despite the reffies
>>152482683kitties will easily win the cup again if they have all their pieces by playoffs
>>152479905>>152479905>>152479905NEW
>>152482714>>152482714>>152482714NEW
