>Cage Fury FC 149: Cafaro vs. PattonDecember 20th>KSW 113: Bartosiński vs. TulshaevDecember 20th>PFL Africa 4 guy vs guyDecember 20th
Phew there's heems.Is there a year end rizin this year?
Let's go for that!
Nah fuck that, it's all good tho
>>152510671yes, and fleury/buday a couple days before
>>152510671>>152510685If you seriously follow this shit you need to kill yourself immedietly.
>>152510685Sick poster
>>152510690i couldnt tell you anyone on the roster, but i like knockouts, and submissions, so ill mark the day to illegally stream. sorry digital words got you riled up like a woman hahaha
>i couldnt tell you anyone on the roster, but i like knockouts, and submissions, so ill mark the day to illegally stream. sorry digital words got you riled up like a woman hahaha!!
so much aura...
>>152510701if the poster is good, the card will have to be good
There will be no heems.
Bodied that raped bitch
If Yakuza is real, why wouldn't they buy the worlds best fighter as a flex? Tom or Jones would cost them like 20m a year max. Just wheel them out on random rizin cards in Yakuza shorts
between 2014 and 2024 Jon Jones fought 10 times, averaging one (1) fight per year. this is actually phenomenal when you consider he took an 18 month break after he got set up on those phoney roid allegations and he also had to take a three (3) year break to bulk up to heavyweight. with these monumental obstacles in his path he still manages to fight as often, if not more, than the average brazza.
>>152510716Literally me entering Lidl
MMA is high level problem solving with dire physical consequences
>Cage Fury FC 149Hasan vs Manse (Flyweight Championship)Martins vs Conners (Women’s Bantamweight Championship)Cafaro vs Patton (Featherweight Championship)Brown vs Gochashvili (Middleweight Championship)Benoit vs Galanti (185)Jo Thomas vs Wilcox (115) Lee vs Lewis (165)Babe vs Aritonang (145)Lleshi vs Akhmadov (125)Delarosa vs Meyers (155)Bergida vs Kostyuchenko (170)Lledo vs Caplinger (Amateur Bout)Milano vs Blotzke (Amateur Bout)
>>152510785>dire physical consequences
>>152510831Belal says this shit on purpose. He's low key funny as fuck and just amuses himself with shit
>>152510843Highkey though belal was goated he just got old
within the first 10 seconds of aspinall's latest blog he admits he wants to box ngubu. GODne has him shook bad
>>152510879Low key good take
>>152510843I think people unfamiliar with Belal were too harsh on him. fucker joked about canelo hands and half the fans were in uproar.
>>152510923>too harshhe can fight, defend himself, but why throw heavy support to a guy who wont leave it all in the cage? he is a high tier gatekeeper, got the belt at the weakest point in the division.
>>152510939nobody needs to support him of course and not wanting a high tier gatekeeper as champ is just logic. the blown out of proportions hate though like there haven't been worse fighters as champs or more boring title fights than his though is simply illogical.
>>152510901>Still can't see mate. Gotta work me arms while me bloody peepin orb's heal- Ooh tommy mate the weight clip looks loose. Better tighten it up, that.
I had Beastlal by TKO in the 4th or 5th round after piecing up Jack Della Lamea the entire fight.
<MMA Joey had it 48-47 for laldaddy
Remember when Jones vs Stipe started and Tom Aspinal immedietly got stripped of his interim title?
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
I'm not going to screenshot posts, I'm not even going to say I told you so. I'm just going to watch Bobby Knuckles finish Bumzat in the championship rounds and post this image and you'll know, because we'll all know.
Are we being raided?
>>152511025>blown out of proportionnah, he is given the proper amount of shit for being an all time snoozer. he is the modern equivalent to jon fitch, and like i mentioned he keeps himself safe, which has worked for him. ONE submission win. He is a lay & pray special
Is reddit down?
Who revved him?
Who revved me?
The rev
>>152511194THE rev??
>>152511200Yeah RIP
>
>KSW 113Bartosinski vs Tulshaev (Welterweight Championship)Pawlak vs Zerhouni (Middleweight Championship)Martinek vs Szpilka (265) Josef vs Lisek (220)Michalski vs Janikowski (185)Sakai vs Wojcik (265)Debienne vs Zalewski (170)Morelli vs Surdyn (135)Wlodarczyk vs Krawczyk (155)Kaouchen vs Geburek (145)
Somebody should start a Minecraft server for /heem/ during this break.
>>152511211Hoyl crap, is that THE Szpczykweskzoswski???
>>152511271you might be thinking of Szypczykwekzoswki
I'm so old I remember Blackstar making that bet that If Stipe beat Francis he would leave Heem and he did.
Atlanta Prospect: Guram Gochashvili
And that's a wrap heem! Have a blessed Christmas!
Rob Schneider just fucking died
SCHAUBULATORS MOUNT UP
>>152511349Ahh yess, 'The Animal' Rob Schneider. Known for such hits as Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo, Deuce Bigalow: European Jigolo, and Judge Dredd.
tell me about the zutt
>>152511313That's the dude who was supposed to fight Dookie Daukaus, then Daukaus pulled out last min to be the replacement against Michel Pereira.
>>152510758Yakuza peaked in the 90's. They're American Cosa Nostra tier now.
>Ilia Topuria
>>152511437they could matchup later this year on a fight night card if the atlantan stays undefeated.
Yakuza isn't real
>Francis Ngannou accepts Vadim Nemkov’s PFL Lyon callout: ‘I been ready for a long time’>“I been ready for a long time,” Ngannou replied to Nemkov’s callout. “See you in soon…”
>Buck whatcha heard and so on and so forth- yall already know, but with that being said, at the end of the day, it is what it is. SOON
>Tom Aspinall shares boxing ambitions, open to Francis Ngannou fight: ‘That’d be good’>“I’d never be a world champ,” Aspinall said. “I wouldn’t try and be a world champion. You need to dedicate your whole life, don’t you?" >"I spent my whole life doing MMA now, I’m nearly 33 now. So for me to be 33 and then think that I’m gonna win a world title in boxing, it’s unrealistic.”>“I reckon I could have a couple of, like, not freak show fights, but big fights,” he continued. BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET MENTALITY
>First, Aspinall would have to complete his UFC contract, which has two more fights on it.>“I mean, I’ve got fights in the UFC to do first,” he admitted.
>Ilia Topuria won’t be fighting until summer 2026 at the earliestIlia Topuria reveals the UFC has different plans for Justin Gaethje if he wins against Paddy."If Justin Gaethje wins, the UFC has different plans that I can’t talk about at this moment. I don’t know how capable he will be of ruining the plans of the UFC and Paddy."
>>152510923You never watched a canelo fight didn't you
Nobody ask me for life advice cuz I'm probably gonna spend all day fishing and playing Minecraft.
New Ilia statement just dropped
>>152511646Thank you king!
>>152511529>The overuse of idiomatic platitudes does not make you smart, I'm afraid. -Ciryl Gane
>>152511654>I'm afraidScared bitch.
>>152511529>>152511654Apologies. That (you) was meant for buck >>152511523
>>152511654Chills.
>>152511211excellent post
>>152511646good move to go first before your wife go public calling you a wife beater
>>152511646>DERE WAS NO WOIFE BEATING
>>152510685I have to be honest, I don't understand why online mma fans goon over half these Rizin posters. this isn't good advertising. you can't see the naems of the fighters and can barely make out their faces. two giant fists clashing is corny
>No i didn't beat my wife when she got blacked by that rapperArman got him boiling
>>152511309damn I forgot about Blackstar. wasn't he just as lame as all the other namefags
>Arman last 3 wins:-Dan Hooker-Charles Oliveira-Beneil Dariush>Paddy last 3 wins:-Michael Chandler-Bobby Green-Tony Ferguson (kek)
>>152511711Just to correct you, King Green heemed jarden gordon, the guy paddy lost to
What are some UFC fighters who's names are clearly fake? I'll start: Asu Almabyev
This AGPkinigga is retirin’ I’m afraid
>>152511726Parker Porter
>>152511646*beats miami wife*
>>152511726CM Punk.
>>152511738Itty Bitty Ilia
FACT: Clitia Topiglet raped his wife to run away from Armdaddy
>>152511750thats his legal name. phil brooks is the ring name
>>152511760
>>152511694Sadly, one of our deranged pakistani detractors took an image of her with her brother and turned him into a black man for his porn collection.I tried to warn that too much 'black daddy' talk would corrupt but pak didn't listen...
>>152511726The fat 40 yo failed miss olympia mf
>>152511726>patricky patrick-e
*distant flushing sounds*
If 4chan had one message for Luke Thomas, what would it be?
>So then Francis fucked Ilia's wife, which drove Ilia to beat her
>>152511786Why is your gif static?
Keep an eye out on a kid named bahamondes, this kid is a killer man
>>152511799
Why YOUNG MEN are moving LEFT (And That's a Good Thing!)
>>152511812oh shnap we talmbout rising stars b?
>>152511646
Hahah, they're all going to jail this time folks!!
>>152511825Sexy Mamdaddy.
Luke Thomas said on his last livestream that he has been waking up in cold sweats before sunrise every single day for 2.5 years now and his fingernails are starting to fall out again from stress. Now THAT piggy needs a drink to dull the pain, good grief!
>>152511854Factual.
>>152511694tartaria looks like an interesting place to visit
Drink up bros, it dulls the pain :(
>>152511884
Blaze up dudes, it dulls the pain man
>>152511812
>Yea you know we up in the club, sippin kvass (pour it!).>You know aint no women allowed (haram).>You know me and the brazzas out here gettin 'hummmmble'! (pdddrrrr)>Das rite (yuh)
>>152511894>>152511888>>152511884
>>152511902Just two white boys hanging out
>>152511902oh dear.... oh dear....
>>152511646I ain't reading all that.Is he defending or vacating his belt?
>>152511888Stop running Ilia!
I totally believe the woman over Ilia. Not only cause she built his training facility so she probably didn't need money in the first place anyway, but mostly because these fucking manlets are always very insecure and end up punching women to feel more powerful. Ilia is the textbook manlet pussy ass bitch.
>>152511835krazy kev rizzed up mrs topuria? respect
>>152511933It's crazy to think that Sneed could literally kick the fucking shit out of Ilia and there would be literally nothing he could do to stop him.
We are leaving
>>152511939You don't have a good record on predicting these things, sneed.
>>152511939I mean it's not that crazy honestly, I'm way fucking bigger than him and when I get mad I just see red.
>>152511950I never made this post btw, that wasn't me
>>152511933
>>152511939That shi finna be a birth control booty battle, I fear
Can you please stop pretending to be me mate?
Quiet, piggy!
>>152511940>100k views in a few days with ai slop bait>Viewers still watching more videos eating it up.The key is not simply clickbaiting, but making shit up completely. That's a good chunk of change for little effort.
>>152511970Where's your mom clozzy?
>>152511970Hey you can't use that word, finland.
>>152511971>The Ultimate Grifting Championship
BJ Penn killed his mother. Holy fuck
>>152511998really?
>>152511646you just know that after the nelk boys btfo'd him he went home and asked her if she ever did any escorting and obviously one thing led to another and he's peached her up a little
>>152511646Ilia is such a dumb retard.
Ilia boxed the bleedin head off his miami wife. Nigga is speedrunning gooby status
New Gane statement just dropped
>>152512314my captcha is offensively bright fix this
Illmatic Topuria
>>152512327Gane already addressed this issue
>>152511646Bad year for piggies.Bad BAD year for piggies...
City Gane
Why would a wealthy miami hot wife accuse her germanic Georgian goblin husband of domestic abuse?
Ganecity
>>152511646This absolute dog is going to try to get custody and alimony. The based wolf in me hopes he wins but the faggot wolf despises the legal bullshit our (mine and Ilia's) nation allows.
>>152512314>>152512341Powerful.What a deep thinker.
>>152512327Bright, Clear, Clarity, Gane
Just as the year rounds out, Ilia snatches the KWABOTY award from Merab. Beast move!
>>152512364A deep thinker with the deepest of thoughts. If you'd try to shove a long measuring stick into Gane's brain you would find that you wouldn't be able to reach the bottom because his mind is endless.
Nigger
>>152512381I realize he's trying to get ahead of it but being the first to mention domestic abuse is not a good look.
>>152512404You rang?
MasterySelf improvementVirtuoso of body and spiritChampion of creativity Gane.
>>152511692Rizin doesn't have good fighters to advertize, so they sell a vibe.
I don't care for Ilia anymore. He lost my respect when he stated "I am in control of the world and its mindless inhabitants, I do what I please, consequences will never find me" and then proceed to not be in control of what happens to him. Hubris.
>>152512416What you just said will trigger the weebs but ye you are right, i can't watch rizin since the Tim elliot fiasco on the other hand ONE is good since RDR went on a tear recently and exposed lot of fighters
I say strip Ilia. It's one thing to be out with an injury but he's offered no timeline for a return. Just a vague "I gotta get my life together" bullshit. If the champ can't defend because he isn't mentally prepared then he's officially a bitch and needs to take up haberdashery
>>152512444The champ is busy fighting the judiciary system! It's not like he's not fighting
>>152512447Well jokes on you I'm wearing all blue
>>152512441>RDR went on a tear recently and exposed lot of fighters>The Shart>Kevin Holland>Bo Niggal>Flushed Reddit Bobheck of a run
>>152512447Seagal taught Gane everything he knows
>>152512461Chris Duncan fought anguish and depression when he made his mma debut the day after his mother was murdered and you don't see him complaining!
>>152512461Will they give the belt to his ex wife when she beats him in court?
>>152512491Glad we agree bapa
>>152512504You jest but this actually happened before
>>152512518Only get married in Tennessee, if ever. Lot of courts sympathetic to husbands.
Ilia Topuria beat his wife
he won bigly
>>152512559He won kwaboty
>>152512550Yeah your sister *high fives sparring partner*
>>152512558@grok?
>>152512571>>152512559Not his win or title defence money, and not ppv money because of the timezone, I fear...
Isn't there camera footage of Ilia beating the shit out of a guy at a bar
>>152511902>Brazza ownedPoor xat
Aspinall and Ilia were supposed to be generational talents and they barely ever fight. And both want to leave for boxing by the end of the year.
>>152512634Blame Dana paying them in pennies and starbucks coupons
>>152512605Don't post that fucking image
>>152512606Yeah I remember the reddit mma channels saying he received BACKLASH!!!!! for it, but then it turned out to be a scene for some Spanish movie.
These fighters learn nothing from history, getting married in the west is a case for a downfall
What's the deal with Venezuelan chicks?
>>152512559yeah the losing of dignity contest
>>152512657She is so cute bros....my latina fever is coming back
>>152512647Nobody is going to pay to watch either of those losers box. They aren't big enough to leverage anything without their UFC branding.
>>152512656Maybe sign a prenub if marriage makes you so paranoid
>>152512656He's never even been married retard. He just spent his money like a typical BoNickal
>>152512667Get off the laptop dana
The only reason Ilia would break silence now is if he knew some shit was RIGHT about the drop and he needed to fet ahead of it immediately
>>152512666Based ball busting fetishist
*sigh*
>>152512678I accept your concession.
piffed off my poriers
>>152512762Still does since he never fights.
Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a sentence together, are you... are you fucking kidding me right now?
>>152512770was is and always will be
Semen retention ilia will murder jizzlam and become the first three division champ
>>152512762Just to be clear there was never no marriage
In spain, domestic abuse allegations are almost always assumed true. Unless Ilia has hard evidence that nothing happened, he's FUCKED
>>152512817Whose semen is he retaining?
ilja really had a 60 iq sex doll inheritance baby and fucked it up because some shirtless dorks made him feel bad
Punching u your miami wife and then mincing about in a zesty little cravat is Diddy levels of villain energy
>>152512851All the nelk boys said was ''Wow you met your wife in miami haha''
The Boys of Nelk
Lol they really made fun of him for marrying a whore right to his face
The Nelk Badim
>>152512851I hate that some of these fighters are starting to entertain these youtubers and content creators, they should keep them at an arm's length besides internet banter cause when you don't, shit like this happens and you are image tanks immediatly, aspinal is another example of this
The boys of Elk
Wonkpuria been hittin the vino a little too hard, lookin swoll champ!
You are image
Mr Estrogen, what's happening?
>>152512910Great point. If the fighters want the money from these faggots they have to be ready to have their soul raped. I saw Neon slapping Giblert Burns an few days ago for petes sakes
>>152512915Man Volk really did a number on him, it's just sad, i fear for diego lopes' nose
Supreme Wonknose Extreme
>>152512915Thicccboy™ Lifestyle
A wonknose walks into a bar and says "let me have a supreme wonknose extreme" the bartender then proceeds to rearrange the wonknose's face with his fist.
Schaub could teach Ilia many valuable lessons, but I'm not sure Ilia is mature enough to grasp the wisdom Schaub would impart upon him.
For tonight's dinner, Wonk nose and Pavlova
>James Lawn-Top>Steven AssPlund>Sedriques DumbassWho are some more fighters with nonsensical, clearly made-up names?
For tonight I'm gonna serve a grilled wonknose on a platter. Lightly crispy on the outside but juicy on the inside and of course served on a bed of greens.
>>152512972Schaub has pulled back his life from the jaws of death. Survived alcoholism, a truck crash, Dana's multiple attempts on his life, getting dropped by E!
>changes his nickname>changes it back because everyone made fun of it>starts beating his wife because the Nelk Boys and people called his wife a hoeLa Leyenda
Wonk nose served with a glass of Dagestani kvass (100 proof)
>>152512984Asplund is a common swedish surename from the words asp (aspen tree) and lund (grove)
>>152513027Beautiful language
you can wonk my nose if you cant my drift :)
What are some bans with nonsensical, clearly made-up reasons?
>>152513043catch*
>K-keep away from me bapa... KEEP AW-ACK!!!!
i will christen this thread with the ol' schaub of the till
The festive pause is Schaub's time.
>>152513076I'm learning to appreciate Schaub's latino phase. In many ways he's the Steven Seagal of mma.
>>152513109
The further heem deviates from Schaub, the shittier its become, something to think about
wish luke wasn't as arrogant and worked on his boxing defense he could have subbed izzy
>>152513109Mandatory rewatch of the gringo papi at the end of the year with some Beans, cheese, bean, cheese, bean, cheese
There are actually some people here that fully watched the gringo papi
>>152513296so what did you rate it b?
>>152513296His end joke about his ugg boots, ar-15, zero dark thirty night vision and big dick is timeless
>>15251329649 times.
ok now I'm intrigued
Who are some jannys with nonsensical, obviously wonked-up noses?
Ari. Fucking. Emmanuel
>>152513296I inironically bought it twice
I'm starting to think that he plays a gimmick...
>>152513584TRVKE
Ilia probably did do it but we have to see how things played out in court first
Hidden jutsu
Who are some fighters that tried changing their nickname but quickly went back when everyone made fun of them?
>>152513634Why does it stop?
>>152513622Probably hard to prove in court. I'd imagine he did do it though. Expect him to scurry off to schaubu Dhabi and move to boxing if that's the case
>>152513638Chuck went as "IceisNice" for an few weeks before changing it. This was around his Jungle Fight era.
And Hasbulla is like uh, like the mascot for that type of humor "Doi look da liddle burdie got his beak torn off dats so funneh duuur!!"That freak is ugly. That freak is fucking ugly. Get that ugly, disabled freak away from me. I don't want to look at his FUCKED UP face, his smushed up garbled disabled baby face. I. Dont. Want. To. Look. At. It.
I get people unsubscribing from ESPN+ but why subscribe to Paramount? There’s no guarantee they will show up there until they actually do
Dana White you fat old bald leathery corton mouth sumbich
Reverse Cowboy Cerrone
brandon royval looked like poop on a stickwhat happened there
Is dunking on topuria the thing that brings heem together at last besides of course love for Sweden
>>152513760NOW YOU GIVE ME 25 MINUTES OF PILLOWFISTIN'! YOU HEAR ME SON!?
And Spammy is like uh, a mascot for that type of humor "Doi look duh daddy got his bussy hole pozzed up dats so funny durrr!!"That freak is weird. That freak is fucking mentally ill. Get that disgusting, weird, freak away from me. I don't want to read his fucked up posts. His fucked up disgusting retarded mentally ill posts. I. Don't. Want. To. Look. At. Them.
>>152513805It costs too much to send you a Christmas assortment so I hope a card will suffice
>>152513816Is there going to be money inside?
im the biggest volk fan here and even i know goob rolls that little polish twerp into a ball and dunks him like a basketball
>>152513584you think? mitchell is a grifting faggot. he aint a White boy that works too much
>>152513829It will include an opportunity
>>152513805You can filter keywords you know. If youre an bitch. Respectfully.
Belal had ZERO title defenses and lost his belt to a prospect
>>152513584Factual post sadlyBesides the no slapping up trollops and anti promiscuity parts
all this will be forgotten when illlia fights paddy in 2027
> sprawls on you
Bitter truth = Belal touched gold while Colby never did despite being handed title shots 4 times
>>152511646i think i speak for all mma fans when i say that some things especially those involving your family or, in toms case, your physical and mental health are way more important than us being entertained3 month or 3 years, who cares, take as much time as you need champ, after all this is just a combat sportwe are big boys, we can wait...
Tied for least title defenses in UFC history at ZERO - Belal Muhammad
>>152513896If you're counting 4 title shots for Colby then you're counting the title fight he won against RDA
>>152513888I would report him to the heemstapo in a heartbeat
>>152513838Actually not sure. Some of his rants seem a bit too rehearsed at this point but there's still a slight chance that he's actually the hick he pretends to be.
these white boys need to stop beating up belal.
>>152513005Don't forget the Russian mobs attempts on his life
welcome to the suga show
That one revved him lol
>>152513956
>>152513969Who's the faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65JBBxlj2CIits up
>>152513990>4min ago>7 viewsNAAAAAW THIS BLUD ON LIFE SUPPORT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152513990dam thats a wonk nose
why are there no fat bitches in the ufc?
>>152513990Ahh that's Welterweight champion Belal Muhammad, undisputed champion Belal, peach of a beast
'member when Gabi Garcia beat up that japanese granny?
remember when gabi garcia quit after feeling the power of that random russian supermarket worker?
Did Francis ask for a billion dollar purse or what? Wtf is this
>We have Ngannou at home
>>152514061Which one of the three, i wanna see this
>>152514063>tf>tpYou did this to them now they want all kinds of shit no refunds ari
>>152514078>the placeholder image is clearly white
>WE carefully preserved all relevant documentation including text and voice messages>WE believe in the judicial system>WE will not be making any further public statements
>>152511646WE have all been accused of beating OUR wife.
Anyoen wwnna fuck?
Volk is a great fighter, but he isn't a legend like Cro Cop, Ilia's resume simply cannot compare to Schaub's.
>youtube didnt notify me about the latest arkansanity episodewow, jews do this stuff and then wonder why nobody likes them
>>152514223And then wonder why people shoot them
Volk never boxed his mrs
you think big john has a scrap book of every card reffed? thinking about changing my last name to d'amato, moving to vegas, and scoring fights, or reffing. #1 seat in the house
petition for a 265+ division, dana is leaving off the table 7 foot fat fuck slobberknockers just change the ruleset make it 3 minute rounds for them and boom you have fun exciting fights instead of the current 205-265 range which is currently the failed athlete at 240lbs vs some construction worker who barely makes 265
Any fights where a son heems his parent?
>>152514275HOT TAKE: It would just be the heavyweight roster but fatter.
>>152514275make LHW 195-225, and make HW open weight.
>indefinite hiatusPaddy for garth will be for the real belt i reckon
>>152514307He is NOT battling domestic violence allegations. He is CLAIMING that he MAY be accused of domestic violence in THE future.
>>152514307What a coward. Hope he gets heemed horribly so he can never hurt a woman again.
>>152514297make welterweights fight middleweights. the fight game is over b, time for freak show fights on paramount
Ilia Topuria is a victim.
Paddy Pimplett is about to overtake Joshua Van for the most fraudulent title win of all time
GOAT of boxing: Floyd Mayweather Jr., serial beater of womenGOAT of MMA: Ilia Topuria, ACCUSED beater of women
Paddy Pimblett about to remind you all that Ross Pearson's legacy continues
GOAT of boxing is actually Jake paul but y'all wouldn't know a thing about that
>>152514375Aspinal already but then again he never really won the belt or beat a champion
Who the fuck is Ross Pearson
>>152514420haha wow might wanna delete that one young blood
>>152514420It's that bum who fought in the prelims of UFC 200
>>152514420Dookie Dan's cocksleeve
>>152514323yeah its p weird. "i can neither confirm nor deny" is a strange stance to take against domestic violence, of all things
la leyenda del maltratador de esposas
>>152513874go chud go
17 men have tried and 17 men have failed to defeated Ilia Topuria in a mix martial arts setting...... But one woman has triumphed over him in the court of custody.
>>152514460You should swap bottom left with Kattar/Giga
Tony would mindbreak Topturo within 30 seconds I fear#CSO
YO ILIA WHERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER ATILIAWHERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER AT
You can’t be a decent person and still be a fan of Ilia Topuria
>>152514566goes to show, never leave it in the hands of the courts
Dude, get your fucking hands off me
buh buh buh
Ngannou should Oil Check Illia for his crimes vs women
Ngannou killed a kid he hardly has room to judge
>>152514619imagine thinking it's cool to just pour water on someone's immaculately gelled hair
Ilia taking time off to protect his children from Francis Ngannou is a man's move #respect
Tatsuro taira
Luis Francischinelli 5-1, 6'6", 84" reach"pure striker" as he just got wrestlefucked. still interesting at his size for 185
>>152514636Wrong. You can't be a terrible person and be a fan of him he still hasnt sent a hitman to shoot the bitch or douse her in acid
>>152514884>Joshua Cansend him 2-3 years da lou and forget>transuro Turdraput him johnson
GODspinall aka. tge HW champion of the world mindbroke this brown general beyond belief
marat shamil azat gadzhi azu
>>152514938They cloned Payton Talbott
>>152510758That's what they did in the 2000s with Pride FC, but the Yakuza clan that financed them got busted, so it got shut down.Nowadays, the Yakuza is weaker
>>152514938>Francis I kneel
Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2
Wonk wonk
>>152515100>>152515147'War Hawk' Piersma beats him down with takedowns, and gets the sub.
>>152514884Mokaev is a nuthugger. Keeping him out of the UFC was a genius move
NOOOOOO
the fatijas brothers are the meat and potatoes
Ain't nobody watch that shit
>>152515207I have never watched even a second of that crap
>>152515221WONK!
>>152513584this nigga got a humiliation fetish, dragged, slept and barked on lmao
wasn't aware, of the lack of awareness on this crap, no one has ever watched. wow, gonna miss this show though
I feel like my feelings vis an vis daniel cormier are well known
>>152515275Bryce got the faggots boiling in rage
>>152514884the only thing you have in common with mokaev is you both fucked your goat and cousins.
>DC: I need more coke
costa didn't fight this year
Daniel "Diet Coke" Cormier
>>152515399uh yeah he did b
>>152515306The thing we are all too acutely aware of is daniel cormier I lament in insurmountable sorrow
Dubious Cranium
there really are casuals that think DC should have the Rogan role in the UFC when he literally eats food while commentating
>>152515494>DC should have the Rogan role in the UFCWhatThey literally have the same job
>>152510661this shit is worse then the NFL
>>152515494i crave kenflo when dc speaks.
I'm going to heem a gypsy tomorrow
Imagine d.c giving you a guided tour of all the best barbecue in louisiana. Finish it off with a cookout at the Lafeyete Legend's house. Complete with bent over her back fun
Asplund looks like that crazy guy that shot himself over Bjork
>>152515555idk when exactly it happened, maybe after the whole Khabib / McGregor drama? but like 90% of UFC "fans" these days, like wrestling/NFL fans, just care about drama or someone's head getting bashed in.> no strategy> no technique> no style matchups> "analysis" is for like 5% of fans who carejust like /heem/ threads have changedhaving rotating champions doesn't help either. casuals don't care and like handegg, casuals ruined it (the hype of a GSP vs Fitch fight trounces anything today). perhaps trying to make it more popular with women/kids made it worse?> i'm looking forward to when Rogan has to deflate like The Rock because his heart finally starts giving out
Black rifle healing crystals
>>152515961
I'm serious
>>152515996>>152516032dumb and fat> like cows
Manel picked royval up while he was unconscious to hit him in the head again
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
anyone else following fairy's drawing sesh?
Whatup playa?
>>152516130How come no polish guy tried impregnating her
>>152516137she lost multiple times. no worthy anymore.
Layla Machado Garry. Now that's a woman
Jon Jones & Ilia Topuria are both GOATS and wife beaters. Something to think about.
>>152516137talmbout? peach of a dime
>>152516137She bogged herself. Look it up!
Thinkign of changing my name to Kwame. Kwame Tsang. Thoughts?
>>152516137polish guys are gay
ah yes, women, the primary reason of downfall of many great men. foid claims another one. even if he's innocent good luck proving that shit in feminist heaven of Spain.
He didn't do it and if he did she deserved
You now remember:Shavkat RakhmonovTom AspinallIlia TopuriaDricus Du PlessisSean StricklandJack Della Madallena
>BC will leave Morning Kombat
>>152516737Notice how no one forgets about King Green, goes to show you who is legit and who isn't.
> only guy to take down chimaev> got strong at the end of the 5th round after being dominated the entire fightchimaev was saved by the bell
>>152516803rematch at 205 on the white house lawn
>>152516737who?
Just woke up from my heem nap, what are we schizoing about right now?
>>152516973Ilia publicly said that he may or may not be accused of domestic abuse soon
>>152517155
"Remember when I fought Ilia, he won, and then afterwards, he got a pair of overalls and was making fun of me, because I run a farm and I run around in overalls, and he thought that was hilarious?Well, I got something for you, Mitchell said on Instagram. “This is called the ‘Wife Beater Special.’ That’s right. I got my wife beater on for Ilia Topuria. That bitch puts his hands on a woman. You know, I grew up without a dad, never seen my dad, never will see my dad. And you know what? I’d rather not see my dad than have my dad there beating on my mom. Let me tell you something, that’ll get you killed around these parts, son."- bryce michelle bantamweight gatekeeper
That shit ain’t no joke. There ain’t nothing funny about it. I just had to let you know you’re a straight up bitch for that. And your brother’s a bitch too. I’ll fight him. I’ll beat his ass. You got lucky — I was sick, or I would have beat your ass; and, look, you don’t deserve to get to see your kid, son, because you put your hands on their mother. You’re a coward. That shit is sickening.>Mitchell blames a battle with the flu for underperforming against Topuria.
Bodied the WWE-Tranny
Yo did this dude falseflag a /heem/ vs /pw/ thread war
joshua van push kick is the kobe bryant contested mid range fadeaway of mma love from the philippines
>>152517420he's got me worked into a shoot I'm freanking out over here man
>>152517419Shawn Michaels would fucking supnerkick Connors head into the ionosphere
>>152517454Your dick small
Yeah that's right bitch I went there
Conner stopped being good when he went from karate/mewvment style to thinking he was a boxer.
>>152517604he took the touch butt in the park comment personal
>>152517604Conor stopped being good when his opponents realized he had literally one round of cardio
>YEA I LOVE JOSHUA VAN
>no ufc til 2026FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gooby revved the WWE-trannies i see
>>152517515
>>152517315>post that shit one more time and see what happens bitch
>>152517734shane omac tanked that shit
>>152517770shane omac shouldve done ufc with pm cunk
Asplund vs gane.. Chills
Gooby may have been ungodly in some manner but he never beat Dee. Never! Ilia is a little right. The mystic mac is always right. Little ding doing of a ting
>this is who wwe trannies are glazingGooby was right about troon cena
>>152517095ilia beat his wife
that lady is gonna get schaub'd
fat 40 years old failed tranny mf
>>152511062Can't see so to stay safe I'm in this dimly lit, purple room.
>>152517865My pajama reading skills: Anal. Anal. Anal.
>>152517922Schaub hasn't got enough meat to get past that BBL. I've seen his cock, it's small and crusty
>>152517865to be schaub,,,
>>152517952>Schaub hasn't got enough meatit's big and thigg b
nickal already starting his ducking phase. . . is he even american? wont even wrestle a 60 year old romero
>>152517952thats a myth you can still do anal on fat ass chicks with a below average dickt. latina enjoying below average dick haver
>>152517982romero is a cold war experiment man
>>152517984Miss schaub is a size queen, her past boyfriends were all black
>>152517984Schaub has a very small and dry penis
>>152517994it worked lol
>>152518059Fuck ypu bitch
KWAB
>>152517865suga shabe finna double tapped dat trugg
Joshua Van TKOed Pantoja by only landing two strikes. Chills
the UFC should go after the new PFL champ just to troll francis
Yjk when Ms schaub goes to bed in the SKYMS she's begging for a dicking down from the Thicccboy CEO
>>152518093>is a no go!DOOR SHUT!
Yjk when Ms schaub loves BBC
>>152518059He's thicker than a can of baked beans b its a chode though its tawlf
>>152518177
thigg latina
That Golden Doodle has DEFINITELY seen some shit
>>152518222
Saving my post for the next thread
>>152518251Just post it you're not getting any (You)s b
>>152518251That's cool playa, we're discussing Schaub's wife until we hit 500
>we all had her, he married her
>>152518273Bro almost went in on his own wad
anyone got the xeet where bapa talmbout her bamhole?
>>152518293
>>152517884This dude's humiliation ritual has been going on for 5 years or so at this point.
>>152518366Pain: numbed
>>152518366holy shit that place is packed
what the fuck happened to this general
How is the UFC so bad at promoting fighters?
>>152518467Too many VPN trannies such as yourself, faggot
>>152518467Idk man, some young buck asked who Ross Pearson was and I had to go take a walk
>>152518467If you had left in 2019 and we're just now returning, you would be stunned by the low number of Schaub posts.
No really who the fuck is Ross Pearson
>>152518504Ur fuken casual as fuck take a bump
Am I supposed to know every bum from before the reebok era now
If you knew what was good for you you'd make the thread now
>>152518536Fuck you bitch make me
let's discuss rachael ostovich's career. personally i think her recent bouts at heavyweight were tremendous and her physique at heavyweight is exquisite (not pictured). how do you all feel about heavyweight wmma?
Mistress Mommychenko says you can't touch yourself there yet.
>>152518541*feints teep**paws a jab straight*WHY WON'T YOU GO DOWN, ANON!
Dude Kalib Starnes did an lot for the UFC and you get dipshits like this guy wadnering in hear and asking whos taht. Respect the culture and do some reserch
>>152518549Or what she's going to single leg me and then camp in top position for 5 minutes
>haha I posted le schaub so funny xd
>>152518566You're gonna carry that weight.
>>152518552haha that's like that gay guy good impressiomn
>>152510661I wish I was as cool as Joe then I'd be able to wear only black shirts.
Schaub has more JRE appearances than khabib or Connor
Last ten posts lets go
Bo Nigger
*shoots a double leg and ruins the moment*
>>152518596*raises arms while backing away
>>152518596*shoots for a single leg*
>>152518596
>>152518596*yells Bo Nigger*
If it wasn't for fighters like Calvin Kattar or Ricardo Llamas, everyone would think Max is a bum.
i knew you guys were homos
I have love for none you niggas can't trust not one of you niggas
>>152518663Or Jose Aldo or Frankie Edgar or Brian Ortega or Arnold Allen or Justin Gaethje or
I got NO love for homo thugs
>>152518691hah simp
>>152518695
chop chop, threadslave
>>152518596Dana is my bitch
>>152518719Id fuck you up
I'm taking a bath I can't make the new thread
>>152518756>>152518756>>152518756new thread announcement>>152518756>>152518756>>152518756
>>152518769good work, bitch. i own you
>>152518504hell of a journeyman gatekeeper
