>>152510661
Canada's only ranked fighter is a guy named Zahabi
First for Finland :DDDD
>>152518756They offered him Gane and he said "No chama!"
>>152518756No chama?
Chat, is ilia toptoro cooked?
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Don't follow them
>>152518781Honestly? Respect.
Brendan Allen Zahabi
Who /partisan/ here?
>>152518803Topuria's wife is getting cooked by those rappers.
>>152518856talmbout the cheese b? love it never tried it though
The sooner zatdaddy flushes AGPoatan the better
>>152518856
>>152518893
Canadian bitch deleted that KWAB
>>152518840kek
Lets fuck!
I used to have sex with guys like you in high school
>>152518981
>>152519021you used to have sex with guys?
Not me watching UFC as an empath like-
alecks must carry the torch. ilia has faltered.
>>152518756Probably refused to defend his title and wanted to only fight Jones for le duh leggseyWhite house card is CSO. >ummmm conor is-Conor is not fighting ever again stupid dumb retard cazzie.
>>152518893Why didn't you post the video version?
Umdaddy gapes Alexa Topiggy sadly
>>152519189guarantee this doo's autocomplete is a gas
If you're not down with TKO group holdings then fuck you!!!
>>152519189The brazzas sure do LOVE their big dicked daddies!!
>>152519232Don't know about halal skirt + flip flops + ball cap
Hold on brotha Im jizzin
>>152519243Maybe a little too much dare i say.....
>imitating pakibongKYS
>>152519295oh dear....
>He won
i met my wife in dagestan
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
who are some miragloioitta-esque fighters
cowabunga dude!
Remember when Dana was super excited about Musk vs Zuckerberg and was acting like he already had the entire event set up and booked and then it never happened
You're the sniper sugeYou're the sniper
>>152519852
>>152519889Zuck would heem
>>152519187>>152518756>no topuria>no conor>no jones>no ngannou>no Pereira>no islam (Khabib doesn't want to)>Chimaev will be 100% sick or injuredSo it will be Volkanovski, Interim Titles, and wmma?
all the current champions are white...
just finished an exam on Marx, Zetkin, Nietzsche, and Du Bois. my brain is friedanyone got the pic of Costa in the ice bath? that's me rn
>>152520676that's me
>>152520831Kape-esque
>>152520676kid's a beast
Hipcaqn
ciryl ganethat's all I can say manciryl fucking gane
is stuff like adderall or ritalin a banned substance? it supposedly gives players a noticeable edge in stuff like tennis or video games.
>>152520831
i met my towel in dagestan
>>152521171yeah you need a scrip
>>152521193haha benis
king green nigga king green
do you have to bring your own cousin to dagestan?
>>152521193BVILT for Jeff Molina.
>>152521193
>>152520676The famously white country of Myanmar
>>152521590thank you but it's the one where he looks zen/depressed and says I don't feel anything anymore
Finally a fighter I can relate to
I was making a sandwich earlier and I saw your face in the salami. This wasn't some grand artistic rendition you're just an ugly son of a bitch and resemble meat that's been ground, pressed and aged.
beast of a peach
>>152521653your mom makes me sammies :-)
>>152521620ohhhh for sure b totally my bad I thought I had it
>>152521767'preciate you tryin, bapa
>>152521767>>152521784when heem cooperates like this, nothing can stop us
>>152521803you made it gay way to go faglord
>>152521829not your call to make.
>>152521803/heem/ is pretty comfy when there's no random schizo/pol shit (which is at least 50% of the time) and when people aren't randomly shitting on fighters. the second is my personal pet peeve. I think it takes very low character to degrade someone who's putting it all on the line in a way very few people will ever experience
/heem/ is as /heem/ does. fuck off with the faggotry
i won't lie this is definitely me when i'm driving
>>152521929damn you look cool as fuck
>>152521929oh fuck I'm going to post about how stupid you are for years and years
Would you fuck Bonnie Blue if it meant ilia would heem islam?
>>152521992No. She's going to prison for being a whore and Illia is getting divorce raped and retiring.
heem is canceled until 2026
heeg bros it's our time
> tf Timmy gon d-ACK!
Which MMA superstar is going to have the happiest holidays? How about the worst?
>>152522177hereeveryoneenjoysgooning
>>152522177 Can someone explain thsi before I lose my fucking mind?
>>152522202Happiest: Kurt PelligrinoSaddest: Joe Son
Rofl
>>152522387See you guys in like 2 weeks when Topuria gets stripped
yew neek says schuabs wife got a bbl so did her mom
>6 weeks no PooFCThings are going to get ___________
La Leýenda....no....
>>152522483
>>152522476
>>152522476Hearing that guys voice made me laugh so hard. Guy sounds like an ultra-retard.
>>152522387
>>152522553turn off your microphone
>>152522508
Bryce did a whole podcast about the most mundane shit and randomly drops a tidbit about him losing a fight to trucker and doesnt go into the story.
May I posit you all this; what kind of gay retard listens to Bryce Mitchells Poscast?
>>152522651wow that's something
Ms. Natalia Silva please quit playing games with my heart. Respectfully. God bless. See you at the top.
>>152522596Kino how he turned into old George Michael for a second
>>152522434>-150'cA retard and his money soon part ways
Believe women.
>>152522673I thought so. Idk maybe its not.
#TeamGiorgina
>>152522673>>152522715Well he's like 5'3 110 pound grappler. Any average sized man can probably peach him
la leyenda lays in to her
What are we going to do.
Talmbout Rob de Reiner B? P-p-peach of beast. Got a hawlg on him.
>>152522800Like in general? Im trying tonget this cheeto dust off my balls
ilja claims a multimillionaire obsessed with her image wants to be known as a dumb whore punching bag who mothered children to a bum so she can win a little money in courtthe manlet is finishedI'm still heeming a gypsy today just shaving the coin purse now
Brendan Schaub Tells His BIGGEST LIE To Try And Hangout With Joe Rogan!!!
Ilia beats up rich women. Thats pretty based if you ask me.
it is based but also very retardedhugo has always looked unwellopen and shut case
>>152522815its a ploy to get the kids
BREAKING: Obvious card that was never going to happen isn’t going to happen
>>152522868ah yes a famously difficult ask when you are the legal mother of the children...
Never decline the vacation invitation
>>152522904Abubakar is reminiscent of Kirk Van Houten
Beating up a poor girl is easy, anyone can do that. Beating up a rich bitch? There’s levels to that. Ilia should be in the next Oceans 11.
>>152522876>dumb retardthey will simply announce his fight closer to the date for more hype. you dont know promotion
>>152522936Fell for it again award. Nothing ever happens.
>>152522932Yeah beating up women is really cool. Youre a fucking loser dude.
>>152522958u dont know ball
>>152522962Beating up rich high class socialite women is objectively cool because it’s hard to do.
>>152522918Everyone talks a big game until they get invited to take a rest on the shores of the Indian Ocean
RIP Geronimo dos SantosWill never forget being hyped for a fresh HW face, to only have it cancelled due to hepatitis.
>>152522988factual post imagine kicking diana prince of wales down 21 stairs or oprah the great big fatass even celine dion why not
>>152522978Yeah man they’re definitely going to build a fucking stadium on the White House lawn with Conor Mac main eventing!
>>152523013Correct
Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the heem does go onOnce more, you open the doorAnd you're beating my assAnd my beating will go on and on
Have they started building the foundations for the stadium they’re going to build on the White House lawn yet? Have they bought all the steel and concrete needed?
dont look into this
>>152523057reports say they are collecting all artifacts of 9/11 that were shipped around the world, and memorialized. They plan on using the pieces as pillars for the stadium foundation. powerful stuff!
>>152523071Makes sense, the parts of the 9/11 towers that weren’t burned would be the strongest parts
I was playing spyro when I was summoned to look at the tv 24 years and some change ago and went back to playing the far more believable spyro after realizing boomers fall for anything
>>152523069>Rob >Reineryou talmbout performing hollywood hits using ufc fights as code b*masonic tap*
Does Dana realise that you have to drive giant concrete pillars into the ground 20m+ deep to support buildings?
>>152523095I was told it was his boy that did the massacre after being heemiliated by pops at conan o brien's house shit is faker than spyro
>>152523098dana assumes that is a euphemism for him getting sodomized and filled up with meng juice (he/him)
Get outta there! Ilia does NOT wanna be in there. That’s Giorgina’s world folks
>>152523112conan did this
>>152523098listen kid dana has already spoken to some people and they said theyre working on itits going to be fucking badass, better than the sphere
Ilia would have my eternal respect if he just admitted it and shrugged it off
My wife is from Miami. I'm a victim :-(
>>152523176Best in the biz kiddo! Definitely won’t wobble and shake in wet grass without having massive concrete foundations. Isn’t he fucking awesome?
Bitches still think theres going to be a white house event lmao.
You can’t find your wife in Miami, but you can find Miami in your wife iykwim
look this ain't microsoft this is the fight business it's just what we do
>>152523220they also think spy is doing well and that dana's friend had nothing to do with the helwani files
UFC White House live here from Capital One Arena in beautiful Chinatown
A fucking lawn. Have fun with that.
is mma flushed
Miami wife in the Oval Orifice
jeff monson fought in a football stadium in russia. mma just goes
pretty excited to heem a gypsy these last few weeks I have felt myself as an anthropologist even a jacques cousteau if you will
Pissrab and Kwaburia, the dynamic duo of duds.
ai-ai, ai-aiai get divorce¡ai, mi morena she take me to court!
So either Topuria got cucked or he cheated on his millionaire wife who paid for everything for him, including a personal gym.I don’t think Ilia can win this fight, brothers
>>152523393the heemsensus is that he got triggered by the booze brained mensa collective of nelk and let them hands loose, if you ever met eastern euros you would understand
>>152523393both.
buhbuhbuh I rape you - Ilia Topturo
>>152523407>I beat concussed dehydrated veterans on losing streak once a year than pitch till next fight, I'm le matador>NOOOO MY HECKING WIFEY, DON'T 404 ME AAHHHHH DANA PLS
paddy is underestimating gaethje, and we will get him on the white house lawn heeming tofagia
Not only will there be a white house card, but europe will pay for it. Fuck you.
those were the best walkout lyrics i've redone and they yield as little attention as my mingeheeeming announcement that's it I'm off to /ck/
Jake is going to heem AJ. I can feel it.
fights to make after paul knocks joshua out:>wilder>uysk >jon jones
Jones would unironically murder jake paul don't be facetious
White House Lawn>jones>paulbe there
Jake Paul?
>>152523550if he beats joshua why not. jones has a family to feed
>>152523576beautiful heem
Jake Paul has already won. This is Jake Paul's world were just living in it.
>>152523576jake paul?
>>152523584Jake paul?
>>152523582tis the season
>>152523584Silence twig bitch!
>Silence twig bitch!CLICK-CLICK-BOOM!
Some say Ilia should vacate. I think so too. He should vacate his family so he can defend the belt
yo is that Rob Pearson? based
>>152523768its the real deal
everyone has a plan, until they face the cole miller
didn't happen AND she deserved it.
ilia betrayed not only his aoife, but also his brother that sacrificed his mma career to coach him. sad innit?
>>152523837all the champs are gay, or mental midgets. paramount era
>>152523842champ shit only
>>152518756
maybe Topturo's wife was beating him like Dern was beating her husband
>>152523884>both belts>both kids>both incomes after the divorcewhen will he stop winning
heeminder that this shit has never happened to the GOAT G not standing for gayest
Greatest Of Avoiding Tom
cub vs tomback alley brawl at the white house
cub getting grossed out by the mouth guard all gay-like is one of the biggest story losses in mma history
>>152522455>>152522527>>152522483>>6 weeks no PooFC>Things are about to get schizophrenic and very gay. more than usual with the added weeks of drought. Best to stay at a distance, I fear in scared sadness.
Colby Covington is the #14 ranked Welterweight in the UFC. He will turn 38 years old in February 2026.
>>152523947thats just his fightin' face in slo--mo. resting disgust
>>152523932You rascal that one was good
>>152523992>he will turn 38 years old in February just in time to lead the Paramount era
Still factually incorrect thougheverbeitTom screwed TomSimple asEnd of
Tom on Tom violence
With the news that WH card is supposed to be almost all title fights on the main card...What are the chances Dana...>told Pantoja to fake an injury so he'd be out until the white house card>told Khamzat to say his foot is injured so he'd be out until the white house card>told Gane and Tom to fake an eyepoke (tom's eyes being closed) so Tom vs Gane can happen at the white house>paid/funding ilia's wife's case so ilia is out until white house card and when he returns, he wont be able to retire early anymore because she'll have half his money>told khabib to forbid Islam to fight until June>not letting alex fight jones because he needs the lhw title fight/interim fight at the white houseSeriously how can it all lined up that almost all the champs are injured or out until the white house card?>Why would a grand conspiracy with multiple NDAs like this even be needed? Why wouldn't Dana just schedule them to not fight until the whitehouseBecause Abu Dhabiggers and all the other locations UFC visits expect BIG title fights when UFC visits their town/country. With all of these injuries and absences, UFC has a valid excuse to give them lesser main events leading up to the white house card.
>>15252399238 is a secret prime for those who are completely sober and never ever drink or do drugs. People forget man Colby would have wrestlefucked the buck if not for the cut. And he was already doing it leading up to the stoppage. ColBEAST will be back better than ever.
>>152523992Yeah it's funny, colby was given 4 title shots and fumbled all of them, never a champion, never touched gold, never will be in the hall of fame meanwhile Belal was a champ and will be in the hall of fame
I'm walking out to "Macarena."
>>152524047He was an interim champ. He's literally touched gold.Plus Interim champs can get in the hall of fame. And he'll also be inducted for the fight with Usman. What now?
>>152523993The Swanson overhand goes a long way, heemed shartles stiff
>>152524050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ZemCg06mQ
>>152524047>Belal will be in the hall of fameOh bappa...
Hall of Famer Kelvin Gastelum
The Cub 1-2 secret technique
>>152524069I know it sounds like a neat phrase "heemed stiff" but that really means heemed out cold. So out cold the body literally stiffens up. Not immediately covers up or sits up after the stoppage. That's more a tko. Try to think heem stiff as a Ngannou heem and TKOs are more like Aspinall and the heem you just posted. Very impressive but not a real heem sadly.
>>152524072Christ that's not easy on the eye
>>152524086What would you call this then smart guy?
>>152524072computer, how many fighters there are in the ufc hall of fame?computer, how many of them have their own day?
>>152524086terry et-heem
>>152524097https://www.ufc.com/news/cody-stamanns-birthday-battle-ufc-vegas-100amateur shit
>>152524083still some of the fastest hands
The UFC will create it's own official Hall of Shame, just to induct Colby and Belal
https://youtu.be/ijuqiODCuI0?t=23
>>152524118kek
>we live in a timeline where mma guru has better sources and insiders than arielfeels good man
>>152524087Monitor on
if it doesnt come from bjpenn.com then i dont trust it
Nina Drama is the best source of MMA news. Dana spills the beans during pellowtalk
I got my JAXXON Chain on, sipping a glass of batch #1 tiger thiccc whiskey. They fall this a flow state
punt gurucels down concrete stairs behead gurucels replace gurucel insulin with a placebo designate gurucels a terrorist organization develop a polio vaccine on gurucels
getting ready to go heem the gypsy
>>152524224This is not a flex
>>152523386I've been wondering. Maybe this site dying was the most natural outcome. Maybe moot was unable to prevent 4chan going to shit. Maybe moot had the right idea of leaving.
>>152524141God bro shut the fuck UP
>>152524241Quit your bitching and get in the schaubcuzzi playa!
>>152524235you'd be surprised
>>152524298
>>152524241moot was a thin skinned ginger cunt let's not remember him better than he is
>I've been wondering. Maybe this site dying was the most natural outcome. Maybe moot was unable to prevent 4chan going to shit. Maybe moot had the right idea of leaving.
Faggot who found out about 4chan in 2025 entered a /heem/ thread, found the tamest finland post to have a midlife crisis about
>>152524310>You can't just make fun of toptoro's divorce like that man, moot was right about this site
>>152524337>tamestdon't disrespect toby and his 2nd greatest post on heem like that
MMA analyst, Laura Sanko
>>152524360shes got her big girl tie and tits on
>>152524365>mikey b miming big fat tits at 0:07you gotta love the countster
>>152524360why she dressed like daniel craig
>>152524299Jokes aside she was trying to come over when we originally agreed I go there, always up to their whimsical schemes they are
>>152524365bisping never shuts up ever
Finland you're about to get robbed
>>152524397Jokes on them i don't have any money.
>>152524405You got organs don't you
>>152524409Already sold.
>>152524397i know her family personally there would be much easier ways to do it the background is that she is mad at her ex who is also a "friend" of mine and I'm taking tactical advantage of the situation>>152524405bum
>>152524411reddit
>>152524416>>152524411whoops mis(you)d
>>152524422did you do it again
>>152524413Are you ok with tapping ur friend's leftovers?
>>152524390i like when he talks, its usually facts
>>152524428of course asserting dominance and capturing the market are alpha traits
i told you, im an alpha, alphas do what alphas do.
if aspinall didn't have the worst pr team since andrew windsor behind him and maybe hired me he would out to a wurzles cover of the topuria song where they say "eye" instead of "ay" in a forced bonglishstani twangthawlts?
>>152524431In fight nights, he tends to talk about his life like what he had for breakfast, i reckon he was talking about some trivial stuff like that before Salsaboy heemed that cratian bum
>>152524433Just ask yourself, are you ok with having your cock in the same place ur friend's cock was, you will kiss the same tities ur friend sandwiched
>>152524454we have showers in finland b
>>152524454besides where am I even going to find a virgin gypsybe serious
>>152524451i know what you mean, but ill still take it over dead air, or some faggot they hire to replace him. felder returning soon
>>152524454Your speaking to a MAPiglet who does cleanup on he momma’s maggot minge after Somalidaddy’s shower it in Mogadishu milkies
>>152524478have you ever watched ufc with no commentary it's pretty kino actually
>>152524483quite the confession porky can't say I'm surprised though
>>152524365move your hand buddeh i'm tryna have a perv here
>>152524461You don't! Finnish girls have shitty asshole. I've seen it first hand!
Merab couldn't warm up properly that's why he lost
>>152524486i watch ufc all ways
>Finnish girls have shitty asshole. I've seen it first hand!Watching porn and fucking your hand is haram, abdul!
>>152524526gyppo eskimo swede or potato?
>>152524545That would mean Yan had even less time because he walked out first, my fellow retard.
>marrying a venezuelanyou played yourself
>>152524571they should make them weigh in the day off to force people to their natural weight class.
>>152524571No man Yan had just right amount of warm up. Merab needs longer warm ups. It's true.
Schaub tried to warn you that Tom was an untested overhyped heartlet, but yall didn't wanna listen.
Kinuski Kakku's asshole looks clean as fuck
>>152524581Thoughbeit, they both got a total of 5 rounds of sparring before the fight. Many are saying, doctors and many smart people on both sides of the isle, that Merab's over sparring is actually a detriment, he's just so good and so many levels above everyone that he just doesn't notice the hindrance. And therefore Yan ultimately beat the best merab anyone's ever faced in the UFC. Chills if true...
>>152524599Merab had an off night it's true
Break it down for me heem In every messy split, the girl comes out first with DA accusationsSo why did Ilia need to preemptively strike at her character before she could do or say anything?
O'Malley is next
Bro tip : you too can find love in Miami, believe in yourself, don't let heem bully you, son.
>>152524575can someone translate this for me please? i cant read mexican
ate another box of christmas chocolates
Comin' for that strap
>>152524634put the gloves on
>>152524634whatup mr lobov
