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>>152510661
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Canada's only ranked fighter is a guy named Zahabi
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First for Finland :DDDD
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>>152518756
They offered him Gane and he said "No chama!"
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>>152518756
No chama?
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Chat, is ilia toptoro cooked?
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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Don't follow them
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>>152518781
Honestly? Respect.
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Brendan Allen Zahabi
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Who /partisan/ here?
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>>152518803
Topuria's wife is getting cooked by those rappers.
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>>152518856
talmbout the cheese b? love it never tried it though
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The sooner zatdaddy flushes AGPoatan the better
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>>152518856
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>>152518893
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Canadian bitch deleted that KWAB
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>>152518840
kek
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Lets fuck!
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I used to have sex with guys like you in high school
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>>152519021
you used to have sex with guys?
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Not me watching UFC as an empath like-
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alecks must carry the torch. ilia has faltered.
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>>152518756
Probably refused to defend his title and wanted to only fight Jones for le duh leggsey
White house card is CSO.
>ummmm conor is-
Conor is not fighting ever again stupid dumb retard cazzie.
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>>152518893
Why didn't you post the video version?
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Umdaddy gapes Alexa Topiggy sadly
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>>152519189
guarantee this doo's autocomplete is a gas
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If you're not down with TKO group holdings then fuck you!!!
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>>152519189
The brazzas sure do LOVE their big dicked daddies!!
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>>152519232
Don't know about halal skirt + flip flops + ball cap
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Hold on brotha Im jizzin
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>>152519243
Maybe a little too much dare i say.....
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>imitating pakibong
KYS
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>>152519295
oh dear....
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>He won
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i met my wife in dagestan
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MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
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who are some miragloioitta-esque fighters
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cowabunga dude!
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Remember when Dana was super excited about Musk vs Zuckerberg and was acting like he already had the entire event set up and booked and then it never happened
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You're the sniper suge
You're the sniper
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>>152519852
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>>152519889
Zuck would heem
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>>152519187
>>152518756
>no topuria
>no conor
>no jones
>no ngannou
>no Pereira
>no islam (Khabib doesn't want to)
>Chimaev will be 100% sick or injured
So it will be Volkanovski, Interim Titles, and wmma?
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all the current champions are white...
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just finished an exam on Marx, Zetkin, Nietzsche, and Du Bois. my brain is fried
anyone got the pic of Costa in the ice bath? that's me rn
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>>152520676
that's me
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>>152520831
Kape-esque
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>>152520676
kid's a beast
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Hipcaqn
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ciryl gane
that's all I can say man
ciryl fucking gane
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is stuff like adderall or ritalin a banned substance? it supposedly gives players a noticeable edge in stuff like tennis or video games.
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>>152520831
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i met my towel in dagestan
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>>152521171
yeah you need a scrip
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>>152521193
haha benis
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king green nigga king green
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do you have to bring your own cousin to dagestan?
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>>152521193
BVILT for Jeff Molina.
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>>152521193
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>>152520676
The famously white country of Myanmar
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>>152521590
thank you but it's the one where he looks zen/depressed and says I don't feel anything anymore
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Finally a fighter I can relate to
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I was making a sandwich earlier and I saw your face in the salami. This wasn't some grand artistic rendition you're just an ugly son of a bitch and resemble meat that's been ground, pressed and aged.
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beast of a peach
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>>152521653
your mom makes me sammies :-)
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>>152521620
ohhhh for sure b totally my bad I thought I had it
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>>152521767
'preciate you tryin, bapa
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>>152521767
>>152521784
when heem cooperates like this, nothing can stop us
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>>152521803
you made it gay way to go faglord
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>>152521829
not your call to make.
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>>152521803
/heem/ is pretty comfy when there's no random schizo/pol shit (which is at least 50% of the time) and when people aren't randomly shitting on fighters. the second is my personal pet peeve. I think it takes very low character to degrade someone who's putting it all on the line in a way very few people will ever experience
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/heem/ is as /heem/ does. fuck off with the faggotry
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i won't lie this is definitely me when i'm driving
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>>152521929
damn you look cool as fuck
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>>152521929
oh fuck I'm going to post about how stupid you are for years and years
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Would you fuck Bonnie Blue if it meant ilia would heem islam?
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>>152521992
No. She's going to prison for being a whore and Illia is getting divorce raped and retiring.
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heem is canceled until 2026
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heeg bros it's our time
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> tf Timmy gon d-ACK!
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Which MMA superstar is going to have the happiest holidays? How about the worst?
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>>152522177
here
everyone
enjoys
gooning
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>>152522177
Can someone explain thsi before I lose my fucking mind?
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>>152522202
Happiest: Kurt Pelligrino
Saddest: Joe Son
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Rofl
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>>152522387
See you guys in like 2 weeks when Topuria gets stripped
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yew neek says schuabs wife got a bbl so did her mom
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>6 weeks no PooFC
Things are going to get ___________
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La Leýenda....no....
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>>152522476
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>>152522476
Hearing that guys voice made me laugh so hard. Guy sounds like an ultra-retard.
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>>152522553
turn off your microphone
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>>152522508
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Bryce did a whole podcast about the most mundane shit and randomly drops a tidbit about him losing a fight to trucker and doesnt go into the story.
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May I posit you all this; what kind of gay retard listens to Bryce Mitchells Poscast?
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>>152522651
wow that's something
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Ms. Natalia Silva please quit playing games with my heart. Respectfully. God bless. See you at the top.
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>>152522596
Kino how he turned into old George Michael for a second
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>>152522434
>-150'c
A retard and his money soon part ways
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Believe women.
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>>152522673
I thought so. Idk maybe its not.
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#TeamGiorgina
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>>152522673
>>152522715
Well he's like 5'3 110 pound grappler. Any average sized man can probably peach him
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la leyenda lays in to her
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What are we going to do.
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Talmbout Rob de Reiner B? P-p-peach of beast. Got a hawlg on him.
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>>152522800
Like in general? Im trying tonget this cheeto dust off my balls
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ilja claims a multimillionaire obsessed with her image wants to be known as a dumb whore punching bag who mothered children to a bum so she can win a little money in court
the manlet is finished
I'm still heeming a gypsy today just shaving the coin purse now
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Brendan Schaub Tells His BIGGEST LIE To Try And Hangout With Joe Rogan!!!
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Ilia beats up rich women. Thats pretty based if you ask me.
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it is based but also very retarded
hugo has always looked unwell
open and shut case
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>>152522815
its a ploy to get the kids
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BREAKING: Obvious card that was never going to happen isn’t going to happen
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>>152522868
ah yes a famously difficult ask when you are the legal mother of the children...
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Never decline the vacation invitation
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>>152522904
Abubakar is reminiscent of Kirk Van Houten
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Beating up a poor girl is easy, anyone can do that. Beating up a rich bitch? There’s levels to that. Ilia should be in the next Oceans 11.
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>>152522876
>dumb retard
they will simply announce his fight closer to the date for more hype. you dont know promotion
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>>152522936
Fell for it again award. Nothing ever happens.
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>>152522932
Yeah beating up women is really cool. Youre a fucking loser dude.
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>>152522958
u dont know ball
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>>152522962
Beating up rich high class socialite women is objectively cool because it’s hard to do.
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>>152522918
Everyone talks a big game until they get invited to take a rest on the shores of the Indian Ocean
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RIP Geronimo dos Santos
Will never forget being hyped for a fresh HW face, to only have it cancelled due to hepatitis.
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>>152522988
factual post imagine kicking diana prince of wales down 21 stairs or oprah the great big fatass even celine dion why not
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>>152522978
Yeah man they’re definitely going to build a fucking stadium on the White House lawn with Conor Mac main eventing!
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>>152523013
Correct
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Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heem does go on
Once more, you open the door
And you're beating my ass
And my beating will go on and on
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Have they started building the foundations for the stadium they’re going to build on the White House lawn yet? Have they bought all the steel and concrete needed?
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dont look into this
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>>152523057
reports say they are collecting all artifacts of 9/11 that were shipped around the world, and memorialized. They plan on using the pieces as pillars for the stadium foundation. powerful stuff!
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>>152523071
Makes sense, the parts of the 9/11 towers that weren’t burned would be the strongest parts
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I was playing spyro when I was summoned to look at the tv 24 years and some change ago and went back to playing the far more believable spyro after realizing boomers fall for anything
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>>152523069
>Rob
>Reiner
you talmbout performing hollywood hits using ufc fights as code b

*masonic tap*
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Does Dana realise that you have to drive giant concrete pillars into the ground 20m+ deep to support buildings?
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>>152523095
I was told it was his boy that did the massacre after being heemiliated by pops at conan o brien's house shit is faker than spyro
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>>152523098
dana assumes that is a euphemism for him getting sodomized and filled up with meng juice (he/him)
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Get outta there! Ilia does NOT wanna be in there. That’s Giorgina’s world folks
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>>152523112
conan did this
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>>152523098
listen kid dana has already spoken to some people and they said theyre working on it
its going to be fucking badass, better than the sphere
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Ilia would have my eternal respect if he just admitted it and shrugged it off
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My wife is from Miami. I'm a victim :-(
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>>152523176
Best in the biz kiddo! Definitely won’t wobble and shake in wet grass without having massive concrete foundations. Isn’t he fucking awesome?
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Bitches still think theres going to be a white house event lmao.
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You can’t find your wife in Miami, but you can find Miami in your wife iykwim
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look this ain't microsoft this is the fight business it's just what we do
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>>152523220
they also think spy is doing well and that dana's friend had nothing to do with the helwani files
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UFC White House live here from Capital One Arena in beautiful Chinatown
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A fucking lawn. Have fun with that.
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is mma flushed
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Miami wife in the Oval Orifice
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jeff monson fought in a football stadium in russia. mma just goes
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pretty excited to heem a gypsy these last few weeks I have felt myself as an anthropologist even a jacques cousteau if you will
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Pissrab and Kwaburia, the dynamic duo of duds.
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ai-ai, ai-ai
ai get divorce
¡ai, mi morena she take me to court!
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So either Topuria got cucked or he cheated on his millionaire wife who paid for everything for him, including a personal gym.
I don’t think Ilia can win this fight, brothers
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>>152523393
the heemsensus is that he got triggered by the booze brained mensa collective of nelk and let them hands loose, if you ever met eastern euros you would understand
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>>152523393
both.
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buhbuhbuh I rape you - Ilia Topturo
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>>152523407
>I beat concussed dehydrated veterans on losing streak once a year than pitch till next fight, I'm le matador
>NOOOO MY HECKING WIFEY, DON'T 404 ME AAHHHHH DANA PLS
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paddy is underestimating gaethje, and we will get him on the white house lawn heeming tofagia
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Not only will there be a white house card, but europe will pay for it. Fuck you.
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those were the best walkout lyrics i've redone and they yield as little attention as my mingeheeeming announcement that's it I'm off to /ck/
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Jake is going to heem AJ. I can feel it.
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fights to make after paul knocks joshua out:
>wilder
>uysk
>jon jones
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Jones would unironically murder jake paul don't be facetious
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>jones
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be there
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Jake Paul?
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>>152523550
if he beats joshua why not. jones has a family to feed
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>>152523576
beautiful heem
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Jake Paul has already won. This is Jake Paul's world were just living in it.
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>>152523576
jake paul?
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>>152523584
Jake paul?
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>>152523582
tis the season
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>>152523584
Silence twig bitch!
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>Silence twig bitch!
CLICK-CLICK-BOOM!
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Some say Ilia should vacate. I think so too. He should vacate his family so he can defend the belt
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yo is that Rob Pearson? based
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>>152523768
its the real deal
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everyone has a plan, until they face the cole miller
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didn't happen AND she deserved it.
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ilia betrayed not only his aoife, but also his brother that sacrificed his mma career to coach him.
sad innit?
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>>152523837
all the champs are gay, or mental midgets. paramount era
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>>152523842
champ shit only
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>>152518756
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maybe Topturo's wife was beating him like Dern was beating her husband
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>>152523884
>both belts
>both kids
>both incomes after the divorce
when will he stop winning
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heeminder that this shit has never happened to the GOAT G not standing for gayest
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Greatest Of Avoiding Tom
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cub vs tom
back alley brawl at the white house
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cub getting grossed out by the mouth guard all gay-like is one of the biggest story losses in mma history
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>>152522455
>>152522527
>>152522483
>>6 weeks no PooFC
>Things are about to get
schizophrenic and very gay. more than usual with the added weeks of drought. Best to stay at a distance, I fear in scared sadness.
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Colby Covington is the #14 ranked Welterweight in the UFC. He will turn 38 years old in February 2026.
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>>152523947
thats just his fightin' face in slo--mo. resting disgust
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>>152523932
You rascal that one was good
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>>152523992
>he will turn 38 years old in February
just in time to lead the Paramount era
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Still factually incorrect thougheverbeit
Tom screwed Tom
Simple as
End of
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Tom on Tom violence
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With the news that WH card is supposed to be almost all title fights on the main card...What are the chances Dana...
>told Pantoja to fake an injury so he'd be out until the white house card
>told Khamzat to say his foot is injured so he'd be out until the white house card
>told Gane and Tom to fake an eyepoke (tom's eyes being closed) so Tom vs Gane can happen at the white house
>paid/funding ilia's wife's case so ilia is out until white house card and when he returns, he wont be able to retire early anymore because she'll have half his money
>told khabib to forbid Islam to fight until June
>not letting alex fight jones because he needs the lhw title fight/interim fight at the white house
Seriously how can it all lined up that almost all the champs are injured or out until the white house card?
>Why would a grand conspiracy with multiple NDAs like this even be needed? Why wouldn't Dana just schedule them to not fight until the whitehouse
Because Abu Dhabiggers and all the other locations UFC visits expect BIG title fights when UFC visits their town/country. With all of these injuries and absences, UFC has a valid excuse to give them lesser main events leading up to the white house card.
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>>152523992
38 is a secret prime for those who are completely sober and never ever drink or do drugs. People forget man Colby would have wrestlefucked the buck if not for the cut. And he was already doing it leading up to the stoppage. ColBEAST will be back better than ever.
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>>152523992
Yeah it's funny, colby was given 4 title shots and fumbled all of them, never a champion, never touched gold, never will be in the hall of fame meanwhile Belal was a champ and will be in the hall of fame
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I'm walking out to "Macarena."
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>>152524047
He was an interim champ. He's literally touched gold.
Plus Interim champs can get in the hall of fame. And he'll also be inducted for the fight with Usman. What now?
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>>152523993
The Swanson overhand goes a long way, heemed shartles stiff
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>>152524050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ZemCg06mQ
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>>152524047
>Belal will be in the hall of fame
Oh bappa...
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Hall of Famer Kelvin Gastelum
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The Cub 1-2 secret technique
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>>152524069
I know it sounds like a neat phrase "heemed stiff" but that really means heemed out cold. So out cold the body literally stiffens up. Not immediately covers up or sits up after the stoppage. That's more a tko. Try to think heem stiff as a Ngannou heem and TKOs are more like Aspinall and the heem you just posted. Very impressive but not a real heem sadly.
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>>152524072
Christ that's not easy on the eye
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>>152524086
What would you call this then smart guy?
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>>152524072
computer, how many fighters there are in the ufc hall of fame?
computer, how many of them have their own day?
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>>152524086
terry et-heem
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>>152524097
https://www.ufc.com/news/cody-stamanns-birthday-battle-ufc-vegas-100
amateur shit
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>>152524083
still some of the fastest hands
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The UFC will create it's own official Hall of Shame, just to induct Colby and Belal
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>>152524118
kek
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>we live in a timeline where mma guru has better sources and insiders than ariel
feels good man
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>>152524087
Monitor on
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if it doesnt come from bjpenn.com then i dont trust it
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Nina Drama is the best source of MMA news. Dana spills the beans during pellowtalk
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I got my JAXXON Chain on, sipping a glass of batch #1 tiger thiccc whiskey. They fall this a flow state
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punt gurucels down concrete stairs behead gurucels replace gurucel insulin with a placebo designate gurucels a terrorist organization develop a polio vaccine on gurucels
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getting ready to go heem the gypsy
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>>152524224
This is not a flex
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>>152523386
I've been wondering. Maybe this site dying was the most natural outcome. Maybe moot was unable to prevent 4chan going to shit. Maybe moot had the right idea of leaving.
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>>152524141
God bro shut the fuck UP
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>>152524241
Quit your bitching and get in the schaubcuzzi playa!
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>>152524235
you'd be surprised
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>>152524298
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>>152524241
moot was a thin skinned ginger cunt let's not remember him better than he is
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>I've been wondering. Maybe this site dying was the most natural outcome. Maybe moot was unable to prevent 4chan going to shit. Maybe moot had the right idea of leaving.
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Faggot who found out about 4chan in 2025 entered a /heem/ thread, found the tamest finland post to have a midlife crisis about
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>>152524310
>You can't just make fun of toptoro's divorce like that man, moot was right about this site
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>>152524337
>tamest
don't disrespect toby and his 2nd greatest post on heem like that
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MMA analyst, Laura Sanko
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>>152524360
shes got her big girl tie and tits on
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>>152524365
>mikey b miming big fat tits at 0:07
you gotta love the countster
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>>152524360
why she dressed like daniel craig
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>>152524299
Jokes aside she was trying to come over when we originally agreed I go there, always up to their whimsical schemes they are
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>>152524365
bisping never shuts up ever
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Finland you're about to get robbed
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>>152524397
Jokes on them i don't have any money.
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>>152524405
You got organs don't you
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>>152524409
Already sold.
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>>152524397
i know her family personally there would be much easier ways to do it the background is that she is mad at her ex who is also a "friend" of mine and I'm taking tactical advantage of the situation
>>152524405
bum
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>>152524411
reddit
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>>152524416
>>152524411
whoops mis(you)d
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>>152524422
did you do it again
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>>152524413
Are you ok with tapping ur friend's leftovers?
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>>152524390
i like when he talks, its usually facts
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>>152524428
of course asserting dominance and capturing the market are alpha traits
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i told you, im an alpha, alphas do what alphas do.
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if aspinall didn't have the worst pr team since andrew windsor behind him and maybe hired me he would out to a wurzles cover of the topuria song where they say "eye" instead of "ay" in a forced bonglishstani twang
thawlts?
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>>152524431
In fight nights, he tends to talk about his life like what he had for breakfast, i reckon he was talking about some trivial stuff like that before Salsaboy heemed that cratian bum
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>>152524433
Just ask yourself, are you ok with having your cock in the same place ur friend's cock was, you will kiss the same tities ur friend sandwiched
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>>152524454
we have showers in finland b
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>>152524454
besides where am I even going to find a virgin gypsy
be serious
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>>152524451
i know what you mean, but ill still take it over dead air, or some faggot they hire to replace him. felder returning soon
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>>152524454
Your speaking to a MAPiglet who does cleanup on he momma’s maggot minge after Somalidaddy’s shower it in Mogadishu milkies
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>>152524478
have you ever watched ufc with no commentary it's pretty kino actually
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>>152524483
quite the confession porky can't say I'm surprised though
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>>152524365
move your hand buddeh i'm tryna have a perv here
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>>152524461
You don't! Finnish girls have shitty asshole. I've seen it first hand!
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Merab couldn't warm up properly that's why he lost
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>>152524486
i watch ufc all ways
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>Finnish girls have shitty asshole. I've seen it first hand!
Watching porn and fucking your hand is haram, abdul!
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>>152524526
gyppo eskimo swede or potato?
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>>152524545
That would mean Yan had even less time because he walked out first, my fellow retard.
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>marrying a venezuelan
you played yourself
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>>152524571
they should make them weigh in the day off to force people to their natural weight class.
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>>152524571
No man Yan had just right amount of warm up. Merab needs longer warm ups. It's true.
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Schaub tried to warn you that Tom was an untested overhyped heartlet, but yall didn't wanna listen.
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Kinuski Kakku's asshole looks clean as fuck
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>>152524581
Thoughbeit, they both got a total of 5 rounds of sparring before the fight.
Many are saying, doctors and many smart people on both sides of the isle, that Merab's over sparring is actually a detriment, he's just so good and so many levels above everyone that he just doesn't notice the hindrance. And therefore Yan ultimately beat the best merab anyone's ever faced in the UFC.
Chills if true...
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>>152524599
Merab had an off night it's true
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Break it down for me heem
In every messy split, the girl comes out first with DA accusations
So why did Ilia need to preemptively strike at her character before she could do or say anything?
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O'Malley is next
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Bro tip : you too can find love in Miami, believe in yourself, don't let heem bully you, son.
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>>152524575
can someone translate this for me please? i cant read mexican
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ate another box of christmas chocolates
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>>152524634
put the gloves on
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>>152524634
whatup mr lobov
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You've just entered no man's yan
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Honestly i don't even know why you would keeping watch UFC in 2025 apart from a few superstars. If you are a true heemer there's ONE,Muay Thai,Bare Knuckle etc.
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she couldn't get over the manlet ick. when will they learn?
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>"I've got something in the works that you'll never see coming for 2025"
-Dana White, December 2024
So, what was it?
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Levels
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From what I can tell Ilia is the one who ruined things so this isn't a Miami problem
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>>152524842
Ye the nelks inadvertently planted a seed of doubt which he let destroy his marriage
What a WEAK WONKED BITCH
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>>152524842
bodyshaming is arguably worse than domestic abuse so giorgina lowkey deserved the heemings
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>>152524873
Based modest menged king
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Heemember that tyson pedro guy? Just signed to pfl after he did boxing for a bit
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>>152524842
"Ilia ruined things" - The ruiner
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When MMA fighters try to fight boxers why don't they push for more mixed rules?

Like limit it to just boxing but allow some forbidden punches like the Superman or backhands or hammer fists. Or even just smaller gloves.

I'm sure some boxers would bite since it's fundamentally still the same.
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>>152525005
Because then it wouldn't be boxing duh
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>>152524873
Unironically me.
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>>152525005
Because they're opponent wouldn't say yes and they need the money
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FUCK DANA
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>>152525143
yo is this doo slappin around an invisible midge?
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>>152519501
Still mad at this fucking decision
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>>152525143
Conor’s greatest strength was his charisma. There are fighters with more talent or skill than Conor, but none with the charisma to attract as many people as he did
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Whats big for you today boys
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who was Marty from Nebraska going to defend against next had he not been meme kicked by Peon?
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If you listen to heem, they'd have you believe every single woman in Miami is a whore
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>>152522772
I know for a fact that you couldn't
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every single woman is a whore.
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why do you guys entertain "finland's" larp? he and spammy and sneed are some of the biggest losers in human history. no one who spends this much time telling a general full of neets (sorry) about how awesome they are is anything but a dead end
just ignore them. they're desperate for human connection because they have none irl
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>>152525661
"Now this is my side, listen, look and listen and learn" - Ilia Topuria
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>>152525704
weewoo weewoo thread police weewoo weewoo posting citation weewoo weewoo
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heres the thing. how tom handled the eyepoke situation isnt going to zeem his mental anywhere to the degree something like dishonoring your aoife would.
theres levels to fucking up in your personal life messing up your game. tom sitch is like a lvl 2 whereas ilia situation is a level 5
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>>152525808
This is how Clitia strikes against southpaws
Slamdaddy woulda kicked his head into the bleachers lmao
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>>152525749
Ilia's biggest fumble so far is being the first to bring up false accusations of domestic abuse. He says he can prove she's faking any claim but if that's the case it would have been smarter to let her put her foot in her mouth before playing his hand.
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>>152519501
Just how good is In Form Tuivasa

Also lmaoing @ the new captcha
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There's no heems going on. Nothing to talk about. Just let the thread die until January
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>>152525867
but rizin
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whomst's that pokemon!
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>>152525872
Like you know who fights in rizin fake ass
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>>152525881
Buttsex regretomon
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khalil got a title shot off a dustin jacoby robbery beating duakas and anthony smith
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>>152525949
Anthony ''lion heart'' Smiff got
>a 30 minute montage for his retirement
>a highlight reel of his wins
>a standing ovation
>a promo of his retirement before hand
Dominic cruz, aldo and cejudo got a 2 seconds thank you on the broadcast
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UFC 65 I was so excited for Monson vs Sylvia. That shit was elecerttric and the arena was anlive with energy
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against dustin jacoby khalil hit the guard and threw non connecting knees and dom went mad with the glazing probably because they are from the same cult
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rings girls are half-naked fighters is haram, due to this i will not watch the ufc
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mma is too professional and polished now, who gives a fuck about mma if it becomes a regular sport, where are the khabibs, the chaels, the individuums who were their own thang, the knuckleheads, the jesters, the learned men, i miss that.
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Champ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlFedB76JU
they uploaded john pork's cantender fight so everyone can watch him go life and death and get dropped twice
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I always root for the fat fighters, if i see a swole fighter, i immediatly root agains thim
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>>152525971
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>>152526061
you also save pictures of 12 year old girls so I'm sure you're on a list
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why talmbot is so hyped he sucks he has bad striking and looked ass against cejudo
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What the fuck is that new captcha
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Marco Foolio
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>>152526086
10 key special
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>>152526086
It's so stupid it makes me wanna kill someone
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let me heem bro
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>>152526113
How about you kill yourself, respectfully.
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>Rico entrance
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Permalfush on the de shitter is upon us
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>>152526141
Riddler comeback starts here.
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>>152526141
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>>152526124
I'm gonna kill you instead
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>>152526163
>honey bring yo-*ACK*
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>>152526184
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CP was fraud checked by Machado Garry.
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>>152526213
The CP on you computer is about to be fraud checked by interpol
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>>152526067
2 words: Hell fuken Yeah
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>>152526222
kek
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>>152526184
Carlos Prates everybody
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Anyone else an empath
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the streets of miami remain undefeated
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>>152526222
They can try, i have a gun.
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>>152526288
watch your weapons
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>>152526288
watch your underwear
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>>152526258
Tiddies
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>>152526290
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>>152526290
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>>152526319
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>israeli flag
>porn posting
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Yan lost to O malley and THE Magomed Magomedov
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>>152526341
Tito ortiz is a punk
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>>152526350
Yeah but he up doe, wheres omalley?
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>>152524619
So, this is Georgina Uzcategui, ex woman of Ilia Topuria and mother of his daughter: a businesswoman, discrete and leading figure of an alleged extorsion attempt.
The Venezuelan woman recently separated from the fighter, who announced his temporary retirement from the sport for "personal problems."
Ilia Topuria and Giorgina Uzcategui during the premier of the documentary, "Matador," (2024) (GTRES)
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>>152526433
Ill start by heeming you, twig boy bitch
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these iq test captchas are zeeming me bros
i cant go on like this
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>>152526468
This situation would be dramatically improved by a BBC
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>>152526350
This is a tough exchange to score
O'Malley cracked him once and then was missing most of the follow up shots and then Yan cracked him and transitioned in to a empty takedown
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>>152526486
Bro can't tell the difference between a circle and a triangle
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>>152526438
We got a badass woman respecter ova here!! Ay we got the fucking Knight in shining arma!!! Ay we got captain save-a-ho defending the dames! This is New York pal! Nobody asked for ya LinkedIn
TED talk virtue signal in the middle of the bodega line!! You see a chick gettin’ hollered at on the train and your first move is to step in like, “Hey fellas, let’s unpack this toxic masculinity real quick”? Congratulations, Romeo, ya just got both of ya stabbed for a woman who’s already textin’ her friends “this white dude wildin’ rn” She don’t need your shield, bro, she got AirPods and pepper spray. You’re the only one in danger, danger of dyin’ a virgin with a “This is what a feminist looks like” T-shirt. Take your “women are queens” energy back to whatever Midwestern college campus you escaped from. Here, we treat everybody like shit equally, that’s equality, baby. Now beat it before I tell the whole deli ya asked if the bacon was ethically sourced.
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>>152526526
S-tier incel energy
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>>152526486
It's legit over for me, I don't even know if I'll be able to get this post through
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>>152526526
It's going to be ok buddy
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Respect
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>>152526550
Keep projectin’, Doctor Freud. Maybe one day a woman will notice you exist without you havin’ to police everybody else’s mouth first. Until then, stay mad and stay single, ya sensitive little hall-monitor herb.
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Honestly
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Romance isn't dead
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>>152526595
You sound like a pedophile
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>>152526614
Ngl this sounds gay as hell, he barely even mentioned his wife
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>>152526594
Honestly? This look is straight up fire. My eyes are burning just looking at it
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This new captcha is ridiculous. CM Punk is the only UFC fighter smart enough to get these.
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Imagine Cody's kids waking up one day and seeing their dad walk our with fucking corn rows
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/heem/ posters are too stupid to tell the difference between 2 circles and 4 circles
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>>152526624
Now I'm a pedophile? You just swung from "incel" to straight-up felony accusation like you're speed-runnin' the reddit insult bingo card. That's how I know you officially tapped out. You got nothin' left in the tank, so you reach for the nuclear "everybody I don't like is a pedo" button that every terminally online loser spams when they're gettin' smoked in an argument. Meanwhile, I'm over here roastin' your corny-ass white-knight routine, and your comeback is basically "no u but worse crimes." Real mature, champ.
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Posting in /heem/ as an empath
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>>152526648
we talmbout olympics b? thats summer n sometimes spring
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>>152526649
Aren't you the guy who made philipino kids kiss in front of you for a toblerone
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pedodaddy got them adult fetishers seethin', i fear
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Pedophiles rule the world unfortunately
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>>152526653
BBC bussy maggots poop shit schaub daddy rape
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>>152526653
Love yuo man
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>>152526674
Are you ok bro
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>>152526614
doing a show of the proposal is not a good sign
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>>152526686
You seem upset
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You can just use the g key. It's not that hard to spell swinging. You don't have to use an apostrophe to make yourself sound cooler
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tom won
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Real ones out there typin' like Vince Russo
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>>152526653
punk move
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I'm a material girl in a material world
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Getting pieced up by this new captcha
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>>152526595
I feel sorry for your parents
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>new captcha
wut this is some faggot shit
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>>152526758
who the fuck is that?!?!
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Aight b this captcha with the groups of circles aint makin any sense for sure
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>>152526784
bad news bro that's the circumcision test
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Me vs the captcha
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Don't click on payton
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>>152526809
Is this one of those games where it's impossible to lose?
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>>152526809
faggot
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>>152526772
it's tj grant
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>>152526878
Ha trick queston I meant No Nonsense Keith Peterson.
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Last year rizin was kino cant wait for this nyd kino.
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Topu Illiria just fucking left the UFC
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>>152526258
>has big titties
>Wears striped shirts to make them look bigger
Nice
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Clitia has retired from living
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>>152526943
Interesting
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she's going to say that he hit her and create the same hilarious situation as some skank that allegedly outran Hakimi
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Giorgina tanked that left hook. Vettori level chin, according to my sources.
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Iliria Topua had been found
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>>152527107
He had been found inside his bathtub in a delirious state, raving about "Miami", "Nelk Boys" and something else that couldn't be made out.
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i think the captcha is giving europe an iq test
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We are so quick at talking about domestic violence but no one takes the time to appreciate domestic kindness.
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Not every girl in miami is a whore you fucking dorks
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>>152527173
i think you'd be surprised.
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got married in Miami
uhhh
nelks gave him a melty
uhhh
can't defend his belty
uhhh
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We need AI MMA

it's the future

what the fuck is wrong with my captcha
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>>152526258
It's just annoying cunt involves herself for attention and to ruin a male experience incident #3248249979247
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>>152527235
>gets upset when a woman is around
just come out retard
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>>152527235
that a female stand up comedian making a tiktok making fun of a tiktok trend of women calling themselves empaths explaining why they cant do normal things
its a joke
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Fuck You Khabib
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i told you
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>>152527235
Dude...touch garss...
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im a fucking hitman
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the captchas are easy but i will admit i did not realize you're just supposed to post after it says Done and i kept hitting get captcha thinking it was going to show a green checkmark like before and i was getting mad thinking i was stuck in a captcha loop. i think i have cte
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one dot? nah, that can't be it. four dots in an l shape? oh yeah, we posting
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bo Nigger
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Bo Topuria
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>>152527346
yea, u get hit, man
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>>152527418
You are the fucking man
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File: 1757090999347869.mp4 (3.95 MB, 664x796)
3.95 MB
3.95 MB MP4
> mfw it's going to a decision
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I just dropped the biggest Schaub of the year. One solid coil, Id say about as thick as an babys leg. Wraps around the entire bowl one and a half tiems. Took some work with the poo knfie but eventualy the beast went down



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