HEADLINES:>Matthew Stafford has thrown 2+ TDs in eight consecutive games, tied for the longest such streak of his career. He's also thrown a TD in every game this season. >Puka Nacua has 7 career games with at least 150 receiving yards and surpassed HOFers Lance Alworth (six games) and Randy Moss (six) for the second-most such games by a player through their first three seasons in NFL history, trailing only Justin Jefferson (eight games).>He's more likely to go for 150+ yards than he is to be held under 50>Kyren Williams is the sixth player since 2000 with at least 13 TDs in three of his first four seasons, joining Shaun Alexander, Maurice Jones-Drew, Alvin Kamara, Adrian Peterson and HOFer LaDainian Tomlinson. Prev >>152517933Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=xVieaq0niYk&si=0NbDn_FxJpmLpxVn
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny
>black coaches
Is your QB a gentleman like Lamar?
>>152520492I would Aditi her Kinkhabwala if you know what I mean
Is this the thread?
>>152520719Yes
>>152520765Alright let's talk some ball
I'm getting the ick
>>152520916Bussy?
>>152520937Brady will sign with the Pats after Maye tears his ACL in the divisional round, keeping the streak going
>>152520294>Success %>EPA Per Play>Explosive %>EPA Per DB>Pass Success %>EPA Per Run>Run Success %If you put any value in these kinds of stats, you are a faggot, you are a pussy, you don't know ball, and you should consider ending your own life.
>>152520965Oh dear grug can't understand the chart
>>152520294Reminder Youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
Time for #8
Why must every GOAT tear his acl on the 9th season?Note that both had 3 superbowls at that pointSo many coincidences!
>>152521094Mahomes tore his after playing like shit all season and a minute away from missing the playoffs, Big difference
>white QB>black WRs>white TE>white O-line>black RB>black DT and LB>white DE (bonus points if they're racist)>black secondary>white kicker and ST positionsThe perfect team
>>152521109You're forgetting the gutsy white slot receiver with top tier routes
>>152520294>Raiders. -0.27 expected points added per playObvious conclusion is obvious: Raiders should punt on 1st down. Fewer plays, fewer opportunities to score negative points.
>>152521109Where is fat head coach?
>>152521033No, they're just stupid stats.
>>152521238>white nerdy (but not too nerdy) HC/OC combo>black DC that gets poached the next season and sucks ass as a HC The perfect coaching staff
Advanced statistics are for fags.
>>152521285I guess that every NFL coaching staff is filled with fags then
>>152521109You need 2 backs, you need a white and black duo. One of them needs to be a power runner that's strong enough to catch low passes on hooks/curls and one needs to be elusive and good at catching on the run. Of the white guy is the power runner he needs to officially be a fullback or a situational rb4 like Rex burkhead.
>>152521422Fags and retards, yeah.
>>152521108>playing like shit all season is being top 5 for yards and touchdownsthe seethe is making you blind
> Typical recovery for an injury like this is about nine months, which would be about Sept. 15th, putting Patrick Mahomes up against the start of the 2026 season.>[Schefter] Per the Chiefs: Patrick Mahomes underwent surgery in Dallas this evening with Dr. Dan Cooper to repair the tear in his left ACL. Mahomes will immediately begin his rehab process.He's gonna be saved by the calendar. Labor day shifts back by 6 days which also moves week 1 back 6 days compared to this year. This is an extra long offseason.
>>152521583Kek who cares about labor day nigga he is cooked
>>152521603ACL Tear is overrated meme injury
>>152521611Mahomes is overrated meme qb
>>152521583He still won't have a training camp and won't be in shape. He'll miss at least a month of next season.
>>152521422Yes? You thought this was a retort?
>>152521654Good. He needs to purge the memory of 2024 and 2023 football from his body and go back to his roots.
>>152521676Fuck you, bitch. I work hard.
Women's toes, soles, and buttholes.
>>152521819I work smarter not harder. This is why I win and you lose.
>>152521819I do not.
>>152520492I dont know what country this broad is from and I dont fucking care. Send her back. Tired of these nonsense names on my TV.
>>152521889She's adorable, she can stay.
>>152521889based ben johnson
Dolphins need a new QB and HC.
>>152521889>AditiThat's easy enough to pronounce
Dolphins need a new bussy
>>152521925What's wrong with their coach?
>>152521889Based Gruden.
Is it generally accepted that Jerry won the Micah trade
>>152521942He's ugly
>>152521989they both lost it
>>152521989you know it bruhhhWEDEMSOYZ
>>152522014Think how cute he'd be on a leash getting buttfucked by you and your wife in her 13 inch black strap on naked in that harness you love
>>152522075Gruden.....
>>152522075
>>152521094One difference is the ACL tear was Brady’s first injury of note. Mahomes has had quite a few minor injuries up to this point.
>>152521989How did he know?
>>152522054Lose-lose situation
Get yourself a polynesian safety
If the steelers kneel every o play for the rest of the game they win.
>>152522101>cowboys lost their defense>packers gave up two 1sts for nothingrare lose-lose trade
my bucs finna boutta be bootyblasted by the panthers on sunday
>>152522103Especially one that was:Consensus All-American at USC 2002 - Troy Polamalu2020 - Talanoa Hufanga>#LegendsOfTheGame
Is the fallout show worth watching? Or anything on netflix? I have a free account and vroom season is basically done, so looking for some good series to watch.
>Mel Kiper still insisting a black QB should go #1 overallIt's all so tiresome
>>152522103Probably my favorite defensive play of the year
matt lafleur tongues my anus
>>152522187on one hand losing is better in the long run because it should get bowles fired, but on the other, the victory lapping from the more retarded among my fellow clowns fans would be insufferable (like we're not sitting at 3 wins with fucking qb primate shitting down his leg on the field every week)
>>152522103Tackled two dudes and made the blocker look like a bitch lol
>>152522103fucking nice
>>152522103I miss Hufanga, I understood why the niners let him go though
Aaron Rodgers23/27224 yards2 TD0 INT127.4 Rate
>>152522255Takes my head up from French kissing your anus passionately *ahem*
It's weird that CEOs and other execs are making more than ever but they act like the economy's gonna collapse when they're asked why don't they pay people more
>>152522322Why, salary cap? Injuries?
>>152522356Millionaires are stretched thin too. All that nice shit they have costs a lot of money
>>152522204Yeah I think it's cool. Honestly the fallout universe aspects are some of it is the weaker points. Some stuff works but other paets are the Bethesda things like vault boy has to be everywhere and wow look at these zany characters. Characters are kind of interesting, one of the main antagonists or possibly an anti hero is played by the guy that played Shane in the Shield and he's probably my favorite character. Some funny gags. Worth watching the 1st 2 episodes to see if you like it. The 1st episode is fucking boring though to start off but stick with it.
>>152522336Why the fuck was this a Monday Night game?
Say his name out loud to yourselfIt's Tongue Ava Ola
>>152522399Turn Da Ball Ova
>>152522359Both, this year was meant to be a mini rebuild and a lot of players were let go.
>>152522399It's tagovai-over donnynigaman
>>152522399Less retarded than farv(like fart with a v) being spelled favre
>>152522453Why is it not pronounced fahvray
>Patrick Mahomes underwent surgery tonight to repair his ACL. The timing and the surgeon who performed the surgery essentially confirms he also tore his LCL, which makes his recovery more difficult.Bros
>Rodgers looks like his old self>defense seems to be coming togetherGive me one good reason the Steelers can't troll their way to at least the divisional round.
>>152522336He needs to keep playing
Caveat that it was against the Raiders defense, but still significant
>>152522453wtf the reality i come from its farve goddamn CERN shenanigans
>>152522312Why even have him on the field
First, a congratulations to Lamar Jackson for winning the Lynn Redden Race War of the Week. Nevertheless, White quarterbacks continue their win streak in Week 15, defeating nonwhite quarterbacks by a commanding score of 7-4. Next week will have some thrilling matchups. Will nonwhite quarterbacks snap their losing skid? Or will Redd Lynnen be driven to heavy drinking yet again? Until next time.
>>152522312>>152522556>Rodgers adopting a wide stance
I really didn't want to have to post with a tripcode, and I acknowledge that I originally said that I wouldn't, but I'm reclaiming the name that was needlessly and unfairly stolen from me by a group of trolls that insisted on pretending to be me just for the sake of dragging me and my morals and values through the mud. I will not accept that. No, I'm not proud of posting with a tripcode. But I am proud of standing up for who I am. Anyone else claiming to be me from this point forward is a fraud and a fake. A liar. An insecure and obsessed troll. Do not believe a word they say. As a receipt, I am going to screencap my own post with this tripcode in the case that anyone feels compelled to use a different tripcode claiming to be me. I refuse to have my name stolen.Sincerely,The true AFC DudeBorn and raised Bills fanNow residing in Seattle Single by choice, ASEXUAL, And proud to be!!!
>>152522399Marcus Mario ta ah.
>>152521989Its pretty fucking obvious
the very straight qb of >MY steelies had a great night :)
>>152522581What's going to be really funny is if the Packers' pick (which is now the Cowboys' pick) and the Cowboys' pick (which is now the Jets' pick) wind up right next to each other in the draft, which they will likely do if the Packers miss the playoffs. The Cowboys will essentially have wound up picking in the first round very close to where they would have picked if they'd never traded Parsons at all, and they got an All-Pro DT out of it to shore up their run defense.
>>152522580Based
>>152522591Zach Wilson "congratulated" him on getting married too, lol
DA FLU
I'm literally shaking....
>>152520294My Steelers are 8-6, only to lose two more and get bounced in the offs ;)
>>152522601id be okay with gayron being gay cause he is elite even if he is gay (and likes men)
Legends of the Game
>>152522103miss him and greenlaw
>>152522312He's G-A-Y
>>152522603Damn
>>152522603Bussy status?
>>152520965>Explosive %This feels more valid than most "advanced stats" because it's just a rate of big plays
I just wanted to see you in the purple rainpurple rain
>>152522630Torn from multiple angles I'm afraid
>>152521925>Dolphins need a new HC.Agreed, McDaniels needs to come to the Lions as our new OC.
I'd be happy to never watch a single pooa start for the rest of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9psDkhyh28A
>>152522619>0-8 on Thursday night as of latemeaningless stat.
The Prince who was promised...
The Tua contract is worse than you think it is. The big money hasn't even kicked in yet. His cap number gets unwieldy starting NEXT season.
>>152522637Nope. He's Commie bound
Two years ago, Dolphins lost bad in the Wildcard in the cold in Arrowhead vs the Super Chiefs Now both are eliminated on the same weekend with 9 days to Christmas Eve
>mysterymeat qbs
>>152522642...is not that overrated fraud.
>>152522204The show is stupid but the chick is cute.
>the tv fuckwits think the crowd doesn't want Tomlin fired any more
>>152522644
>>152521285correct
I heard some of you are mad at me.
>>152522647bo nix looks like an 80s action herolike a background character in top gun
There's something the top 8 QBs this week have in common and I just can't put my finger on it...
>>152521285>we at 4chan defeated this dirty jew
>>152521925Replace them with Mendoza and Cignetti and they'll have a another ring in one season.
>>152522556>I did that
>>152522663Indeed
>>152522664>Got the election wrong>Got the World Series wrongKWAB
>>152522660Go Bills
>>152522644Are the Dolphins the worst-run team in the league, or at least in the AFC? Everybody talks about how the Cowboys haven't made the NFC Championship in decades, but when was the last time th Dolphins made the AFC Championship? It feels like that's been decades, too.
>>152522660Razorcakes, nobody is scared of you
Is it a coincidence that now that Trump is in office, you have two Alabama (GOP state) quarterbacks in the NFL leading the major headlines?
>>152522648You'll see in Denver this Sunday...
Mahomes is coming back better than ever and Kelce will sign a 4 year deal. Where winning at least another 5 before he retires
After the Chiefs who already won KWABOTY, who wins KWABOTW?
>chicanos have to shill for a white man to defeat bo nixhumiliation ritual
>>152522680Sign tappers have been utterly BTFO. You can see it in Europe. They're not even bothering to "back down," they're going full-steam ahead with wokism and the Great Replacement and then just expecting their young men to fight for them ANYWAY. The actual people in charge aren't nearly as clever as the sign tappers think they are, they're just stupid.
>>152522645Why would he want to go to a shitty team?
>>152522692holy cope
why do signtappers being right make retards seethe so much?
coach dolphinbeater
>>152522676they literally haven't won a playoff game since the year after marino retired
>>152522663Is Shucks actually good?
>>152522676They haven't been since 1993
This season for mahomes doesn't count since the NFL has been rigging games against the chiefs. We should be winning every one score game but we're barely doing so. If we did we'd be 12-1 and get the 1 seed. Just like Brady before him mahomes will comeback and terrorize the AFC and make them wish they hadn't angered arrowhead.
>>152522698Another 9-8 secured, bravo!
>>152522619>Heyward Jablowme
>>152522711Yes, he's a good QB so far. He's earned another year to prove he's the guy.
>>152522713This, but Kelce should definitely retire because it does not make sense to keep playing at this point in his life
>>152522663top 9love has a pass so long as he's winning
>knocked the cowboys out of playoff contention>has a chance to knock out detoilet and green gayWould be a legendary resurgence.Shame his ascension is beginning just slightly too late to make the playoffs
>>152522663>get shutout>still get an 85 gradeplease tell me why anyone takes PFF seriouslyis the difference between trevor lawrence's 6 touchdowns and joe burrow's 0 really only 9.1?
>>152522722so this....is the power of 9....
>>152522728I believe these grades are the last two weeks combined based on the stats
Herbert just needs more help…
Is Bo Nix top 5
>>152522738Same with Dak.
>>152522728those 4 picks were just practice, okay?????
>>152522738true
>>152522713I believe!>Just like Brady before himThat's a better comparison for Brock Purdy (and Bo Nix when he goes back home to his dumpster). Mahomes is actually really good at football, Jordan tier. Could say this is like the year Jordan walked away from basketball after his three peat then came back and won another three peat
anyone else notice that the statmutt and other related chiefs spammers are completely absent from these threads now? where'd they all go?
Curious
>arch returning to schoolYeah. He’s afraid of becoming a day 3 pick
NFL rigged
>>152522722>me when I think if NINE
>>152522761Mindbroken
>>152522761To be fair, it was the most impressive ACL tear before age 31.
>>152522761USAID money dried up and now he's not getting the reffie helpcurious...
How do I lose 20 lbs, fast?Go bills
>>152522782ACL AND LCL now
Non-existence must feel nice
>>152522790cut off your cock and balls, it worked for mego chiefs
Bears :)
>>152522792Mahomesian
>>152522771The Mannings announced at beginning of season that he would not be coming out this yearI saw buzz on him recently as the #1 overall pick but this QB class is loaded, those with the luxury of eligiblity left should wait this one out even if they hadn't decided to do so already
Phins :(
>>152522813>this QB class is loaded
steelies :)
>>152522644Jesus christHes legitimately unplayable as well
>>152522828HOFers across the board. It's so stacked. We'll be talking about this class for ages. That reminds me, I still need to go watch the Heisman Award, I heard that happened the other day
>>152522453Brett Fahvruh
My Stoolers :)
>stoolers can lose the next 2 games and still get into the playoffs if they beat the ravens in week 18Please let this kino happen
>>152522813>this QB class is loadedlol lmao even. It’s just Mendoza and Moore worth a first round pick. And Moore still hasnt declared
>>152522792Only mahomes can tear 2 at once, truly the goat in everything
>>152522847I think we can all agree a Rams/Bills owl would easily be the most kino outcome imaginable.
STTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE LAAAAHS!!!!!!
>>152522875Rodgers is going to kill the loins next week
AFC North is the Special Ed division of the AFC
>>152522866You just got your football card REVOKED
But what if the Broncos beat the Jaguars?
>>152522813No QB has thrown for 4000 yards
https://x.com/i/status/2000416155107045884>Chris Jones too busy flapping his big nigger lips to realize he was playing in an elimination game
>>152522895What about ryback?
>>152522878Goff is going to kill the steelers next week in Ford Field, Detroit just like Rodgers & Co did to the phins in Pittsburgh, PA tonight
>>152522899To be fair, most of the guys on that chiefs team have never experienced what its like to not make the playoffs, including jones. They probably dont even track it mentally
>>152522526>black coaches
>>152522914lol
>>152522908>Rybitch's passing statistics
That’s it. I’m going back to r/travisandtaylor
>>152522914true
>>152522771There's the Arch Manning line
Imagine getting benched the rest of the season.
>>152522551Nah it's always been Favre. There was even that bit in There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller pronounces it like it's spelled as a joke. Trust me, I would know. I was part of the Berenstein Bears and Fruit of the Loom reality shifts but Favre was Farve even in those realities
>>152522985Why is he enjoying this?
Tom made the right call
>>152522999
Mahomes knee might not be reliable until 2027
What happened with the NFL stats? Before the game, Miami was <1% getting into the playoffs, win, lose, or tie. Nothing said they would be eliminated if they lost.
>>152522997the reality i came from shedeur was also a lefty its so strange because i distinctly remember noting to myself about him being a lefty
You guys don't realize how much pull Mahomes and the NFL has. This has ramifications knee deep. The NFL just lost its golden goose.
>>152523009this schizo has been so incredibly wrong over and over again
>>152522792thank you God!
I'm scared of the Jaguars, bros.
>>152523009The league is going to milk it all offseason but he'll be out there week one next year.
>>152523025I'm convinced people hatewatch Mahomes games. No one outside of KC likes the Chiefs so it's the only explanation as to why they get so many viewers.
>>152523038Kill Spiders that come in your house and throw spears at the cats that come in your house and you'll be fine.
>>152523001Not being able to have either of the mother your children want to be in a relationship with you is being the ultimate loser at life
>>152523038You should be, nigga.
>>152523038They're a better team than the Broncos so you should be
>>152523068>his self worth is predicated on the way women view him cuckold behavior tbqh
>smile if you have more than 3 mvps
>>152523087And less than 3 Super Bowls jej
>>152523063I’m not a chiefs fan and I watch Mahomes games cause they’re always on prime time and I enjoy football
What did Trevor Lawrence mean by this?
>>152523111*skull emoji* I’m dead
>>152523118I know right! XD
I hate every single team except my own.
>>152523129same
>>152523086Has any male in your family every been left by the mother of their children? Hasn't happened to anyone iny family. And I it's not hard to turn out like my family did. Just don't be a loser like Tom Brady
All hail Perc Rodgers
>>152523160Looks like he has jaundice
>>152520958And he'll get raped at home in the wildcard round, just like the last time he tried.
>>152523129i hate every single team including my own
>>152523144shut up stupid
When every team is fraudulent, no team is fraudulent.
>>152523210All teams are fraudulent except the Rams
>>152523215
>>152523233Flu game.
It's going to be a Seahawks/Broncos SB.
Im emo
>>152523254You misspelled rasm/toxins
>>152523254You mean Rams Bills
Are you jealous?
>>152523272They both look trans
>>152523272The hair's legit 2bh.
>>152523144Pay child support, be present in kids life, get new bitch, only cum in her ass or mouth. Or just niggamaxx your way through life and nut in all the hoes but give them fake names and contact information. Ezpz.
>>152523272Brunette with light eyes is my favourite so yes
>>152523270>razorcakes making the owlWould be fucking hilarious when they lose in heartbreaking fashion.
>>152520492thats a prime coat!
>>152521922and there it is
>>152520492Hate Lameme because he plays for the ratbirds but he seems like a nice guy
>>152523031based post players you wish to see get a career ending injury anon
>>152522985Them and the Dolphins in the Dawgless Behavior Bowl
>>152523108>when you stop injecting but the hgh keep suckin
Man Rivers is fat
>>152522722Just like Peyton in 2013
>>152523272I looked close and don't see anything in that pic I want
>>152523343Patrick MahomesTravis KelceRashee Rice
>>152523435killyourself
>>152523435Based
>>152523382Dude is a freaking 500 lb walrus now. Like the walrus that ate Andy Reid.
>>152523435>>152523453Based>>152523449Cuck moment
>>152523435>Travis Kelcekinda redundant since he's almost certainly retiring after this season
>>152523478I hope he gets that anal bleeding fixed
>>152523494BECAUSE HIS WIFE TAYLOR SWIFT IS PEGGING HIS BUSSSSYYYYYYY
>>152523343Micah ParsonChristian WatsonZach Tom
Kelce is not washed and should continue playing, if he gets pussywhipped into retirement the black qweens will lose all respect for him and he'll have nothing after the inevitable divorce.
>>152523478It's going to be hilarious when Taylor divorces him in a year or two and then I'll never have to see that average looking whore in anything NFL related ever again.
looks like a used car salesman
>>152523542
>>152523542why do all americans do that extra-wide fake smile?
I can't believe people take PFF grades seriously. The site is really good for actual stats, but the grades are not graded by people that actually know football and know what's going on on every snap. Also they often use grades as bait to get engagement.
>tfw not born in romania
>why do all americanssybau goofy
>>152520294st louis is a trash organization
>>152523343>wish for mahomes to get theismanned for two full seasons>it finally happensI'm good honestly. There's nobody else in the league I hated as much as him other than maybe kelce but he's obviously washed and cooked and will retire. Other than Deshaun Watson getting hit by a bus there's really nobody else I want to see get hurt in the league.
Yep…
pov: an american is greeting you
https://youtube.com/shorts/DXePH2I2ctg
>>152523555>my qb lost so it doesnt count!
>romanians trying to shittalk anyonenigga you gypsies are the jeets of europe
>>152523559Every nfl team has fans like this. Yes, even yours. Especially yours. You don't even want to know the average number of DUI arrests made after each game that police departments everywhere just tolerate, let alone how many drunks get away with it.
>chikaner saying “nigga”Grim
In 3 days the fraudhawks get gaped by the rasms
Romanian elder woman says :Bears vs Broncos Super Owl
>>152523568We do it for the same reason chimps do it but with a twist. In America, the kindest happiest person in the room is generally the one you least want to fuck with. It's like an instant litmus test you only really understand if you've lived here for a while. It's not the loud angry yelling groid you should worry about unless you're just incredibly weak and easy prey, but the wealthy affable man that will look at you like he loves you and wants to make you a part of his family while coming up with a plan to have you dead without getting his own hands dirty as soon as possible. Bezos smiles a lot. Elon smiles a lot. Trump smiles a lot. All three of them could make you disappear if they wanted. We've embraced being monkeys. Monkeys in suits with nice cars and air conditioning and more food than we could ever eat, but still chimps. Why do you think we like football?
>>152523575
>>152523590I don't know who it's going to be on the nfc side but the afc is going to be the toxins. Either rasm or the shitcongo burlyfags on the nfc side.
>>152523559>ramspacos posting this again to try and score white people points
>>152523604I post this sometimes because youngcuck likes to polpost and tries to convince the rams fanbase is whiteHopefully im not responding to the vpnfag. Fuck him too
>>152523604I wonder how many fights broke out in Roman colliseums in antiquity. Honestly the ladies had it better back then since they could straight up pay to fuck the gladiators.
Remember in the offseason when the media was saying Jayden Daniels is a top 5 QB? Now he's the 4th best QB in his own draft class. Kek
>>152523602Chimps don't smile out of happiness, they smile out of nervousness and to show submission.In that sense I do believe they are like Americans.
>>152523604>this webm makes ramspacos seetheyeah saved and will be reposted
>>152523604why are they all so fat?
Patriots can still lose out and miss the playoffs
>>152523551When you don't live in eastern yurop you gain the ability to do more than rudely glare at people
>>152523623>shows their deadliest weapon>"submissive behavior"Pearls before swine
>>152523650no Bo, don't say it!
>>152523657>teeth are a chimp's deadliest weaponscommon core education
>mfw chikaner is just another weaponyes… DESTROY EACH OTHER!
I want to make popcorn but my pot is broken
>>152523658
Stats are gay
People from Colorado are silly
>>152523670How nice of him!
>>152523666NO BO DON'T DO IT
>>152523674Well yeah. Haven’t you ever seen South Park?
based chink ai
>>152523666>>152523670Are you the vini ear shopper?
>>152523038They should be scared about Trevor getting picked off 3 times before heeming himself from the Broncos pass rush
>>152523686no lmao i'm the one these people call chikaner
>hes a brown shitposter using a mirror sitehow sad. jenny would never
>>152523674I've lived here for a few years pretty much against my will and it really isn't a place you want to live unless you're into hiking and skiing and shit.
man fuck yall
>>152523690it must be a nice place to live if tren de aragua members are taking over apartment complexes there
>jenny would nev-ACK!Kys avapedo
were shawn payton's comments about bo nix a dig at joe burrow
>>152523698i live in aurora and they made a lot of people stay inside for awhile
>nooo you should make oc instead of shitposting o algo>noooo not like that
>>152523688:/
>>152523698I mean just stay away from Denver and it's Suburbs and you won't deal with that
>>152523720not sure if he uses photoshop or has a better pipeline but ear removal didnt work oneshot
>he's a chicano>no he's a nafri>no he's an argie>no he's a jeet>no he's a muslimj
>>152523551Fake niceness.
damn, you're all of those things? no wonder nobody likes you
What is a secret that would destroy the NFL?
Newfags wanted Travis Hunter to play both sides when Pat Surtain pretty much proved in the NFL you just can't do that
>>152523713Cousin moved there for work and goes to the cinema where the shooting happened. You in the military?
>>152523688Interesting. I think I'll reply positively to your posts! :)
>>152523743If it was rigged
>>152523750>Newfags wanted Travis Hunter to play both sidesAnd he did. It can be done.
>>152523765That’s what ur mum said lel
>>152523765Isn't Travis Hunter ded right now because of that?
I don't get it
>>152523780What's not to get?
>>152523780maybe it was posted on groundhog day
>>152523783Idk I just really, really dislike black people.
>>152523780It's satire on how the referees are too powerful and have huge egos
Is Mike McDaniel back in the bottle?
>>152523743Tom Brady 1/16th black
>>152523773He had a freak accident in practice that cazzies want to attribute to playing both sides but in reality he played the same amount of snaps as everyone else, only split between the two sidesWhen he comes back, he will probably be WR3, and CB1 because he was very good on both sides
>>152523795Very good on both sides in highschool and college. Don't think it works that way in the NFL, especially since he still hasn't bullied up. Surtain wants to play both sides and Bo Nix made a joke about it the other night and everyone in the room just laughed. It's not happening.
I'm gonna crash out if my team misses the 'offs.
>>152523802>Very good on both sides in highschool and college. He was perfectly fine in the NFL for what he was attempting to do, though. Retards were expecting him to put up insane video game numbers that really weren't possible but anybody that watched Jags/Chiefs should've been convinced he can split his snaps and play both.>Surtain wants to play both sides and Bo Nix made a joke about it the other night and everyone in the room just laughed.Surtain is not the type of athlete Hunter is lol
>Hunter is a better athlete than SurtainBro, are you insane?
>dood look at his madden ratingBetter player =/= better athleteSurtain is obviously a better player, but Surtain is not a better athlete than Travis Hunter
>>152523841>surtain got hurt and was out for a couple games>hunter got hurt and is out for the seasonAre you one of those CU hype train fags who got totally duped by the hype train?
>>152523833hunter is closer to surtain as an nfl cornerback than surtain is to hunter as an nfl wide receiver
>>152520294Wow I knew the Jags offense was good but I didn't realize it was that good.
>>152523855Well I guess we'll find out who's better on Sunday, motherfucker. Oh wait, Hunter isn't even playing.
>>152523260I can picture a nerdy zoomer with glasses he probably doesn't need explaining to the world in a YouTube short what emo is when people in the 2000s(the onlyndecade he covers) couldn't explain what it was.
/nfl/ isn't ready for the rams to win the nfc
>>152523868Probably listens to Pinegrove on repeat because of the goofy dance meme
>>152523854>h-he's hurt i win!How does this pertain to Surtain being a "better athlete" than a guy who went his entire life being the most athletic person on the field and was literally overdrafted due to his athleticismAre Bronconiggers the new 2023 Lions fans
>>152523865>that picFuck em Suck em Blowbots
rams don't have any fans so if they win it's the equivalent of a vacated season
>>152523874Are the Rams ready for the Broncos at the Owl though?
>>152523874they've been superbowl favorite all season and have the mvp at QBdont act like and underdog fag
>>152523883>all west coast superbowlflyovers would seethe so hard kek
>>152523818Sometimes it's just not your year
>>152523878Because like Bryce Young for example Hunter is a total fucking twig. These zoomers are all so thin, they don't bulk up at all. They're not NFL tier.
>>152523889>west coast>uses mountain timeno
Mahomes has been steadily declining since his first MVP season but y'all not ready to have that conversation
The Rams look suspect
>>152523882This is among the more uncomfortable trvkes in the NFL. 99% of the people that were happy the Rams won their SB were happy for Stafford. A decent percentage of ball knowers were happy for AD because he's easily an all time DT. How many people were legitimately happy for the RAMS?
>>152523889And I'd relish in it. My dad is a Broncos fan and my Mom is a Rams fan so it's a win-win. I'm more of a Broncos fan though
>>152523896this nigga has no idea what coastal means
>>152523900I am ready
>NFCW vs AFCW>not west coastAnon, I think you might be retarded.
>here's how the Chiefs can still win
>both 1 seeds will meet in the superbowlwhat an earth-shattering take
>>152523902there will probably some some larping mexicans who pretend to be rams fans to try and make white people angry if they win but everyone will know they actually aren't rams fans
>>152523904...is your mom one of the women in the notorious rasm finna win the owl webm?
>>152523908
>it's a your team loses because the Broncos somehow squeak out a win during the post season That will be YOUR team losing. It's the 2015 Broncos all over again. Broncos fans have heart attacks but your gay team still somehow loses
>>152523896flyover cope
big fan of the east coast team the dallas cowboys
>>152523914Nah, she just likes the Rams because her dad liked the Rams :)RIP grandad.
Am I the only one getting fraud vibes from the Rams? Lions, Panthers, Bears, Eagles are all bad matchups for them
>>152523931I don't think most of the winning teams right now are frauds, I think this is just a really fucking rough season
>>152523938The Rams' DC is a talentless Dlinebabby that folds whenever Verse can't ape his way to the quarterback. Carolina whupped them in the trenches and that's why they won. Only braindead spics think that was a fluke
>>152523943I called GB/Denver the game of the week and I was right. Jacksonville/Denver should be another game of the week to see whether or not either of these teams are actually legit.
>control the line of scrimmage>bracket PookaProblem Pacos?
Kicking a football hurts my little baby feet. I don't know how they do it
>>152523883We would be going from the highest watched superbowl to one of the lowest. Rams/Seahawks vs Patriots would be better.
>>152523958>to see whether or not either of these teams are actually legitAssuming neither team gets completely outclassed I could still accept both as legit. Both teams already have some big boy wins against other playoff teams.
>>152523978Too bad the Pootriots aren't making it. It's not my fault they are gigafrauds
>>152523982Both beat last year's Superbowl contenders so. Broncos get a lot of hate because of Chiefs fans of 3 years but the Jags are kind of on the same trajectory but they get less hate
>>152523978As a neutral observer I'll always be really upset the discourse around this SB and this play will always be about whether they should have run it or not. This should be remembered as an all time defensive play by Butler. That should be the only takeaway.
The Texans and Seahawks have the best defenses and no one even comes close
I say either flex out Broncos/Chiefs or have Stidham be the starting QB on Christmas
>Myles Garrett
>>152523978Calling a pass was all Pete's fault. People blame Russ but it was all his retarded decision to pass when they could've had the game
>>152523997Rams
>>152523931Rams are the most complete team in the league.
>>152524019Looool
>>152524022how long is adams out for?
Why even bother anymore?
>>152524022Rams have a swiss cheese secondary
>>152524034Good thing their schedule is piss easy then
>>152523990Yeah and while the Jags' collapse against the Texans deserves to be a knock against them, people seem to forget the Jags beat the Texans in Jacksonville. In order to have a 19 pt 4th quarter collapse, you also have to be up 19 in the 4th quarter. The Jags have scored the most points of anyone this season against the Jets, Texans, Chiefs (tied), and Colts. Devin Lloyd is one off the interception leader as a LB.
>>152524038Not in the playoffs where it counts
Patty Cuckitini
it'll be Texans or Broncos vs Rams or Seahawks. the ideas make me yawn but i'd probably root for the Texans.
>>152523689jenny my beloved
Bears/Jags owl would have the most soul
>>152524048Texans aren't making it to the Owl
>>152524054zero chance
>cgay stroud
>>152524060the AFC is wide open. If it's not the Bills it could easily be the Texans sneaking in. Not saying they'll win though
>It's going to happen again
texans panthers owl
i would also like to see a jags panthers kitty owl
>>152524048Seahawks are not a Super Bowl contender. I actually think it's possible to win with Shart Fartnold (if Jaylen Hurts can win an owl any retard with a pulse can). But last year Darnold lost in embarrassing fashion with more talent around him than he has now. Darnold may suck but the Seahawks have no choice but to run their offense through him. They don't have an elite back nor interior OL to take the ball out of his hands. The Hawks rely too much on JSN and should draft an RB, guard, or receiver in the first
week 16 gnats raiders and week 17 chiefs raiders are set to be a pair of sketti bowls for the ages
Brb nerds, going to the Sauna
bro said hes going to the sauna lol
Funny how all those bungles bandwagoners disappeared.
>>152524159>etiennei'm actually tired of how overrated this guy is suddenlyhe's not even a top 10 back, he's just the best we have. all of his value comes from being a great route runner out of the backfield and being hard to take down in space but he sucks balls on handoffs and isn't the guy he was at clemson before he suffered a lisfranc on like his first preseason touch of his career
>>152524183Yes and?
>>152524191I'm not disagreeing with anything you're saying but has there been a demonstrably better option at a reasonable price to replace him at any point? Gladstone isn't resigning him unless the Jags go on a run AND he takes a massively hometown deal anyway.
>>152524207welcome back
>>152524223No no I havent left yet. I was too quick to say brb. Ill let you know when I have finished by sesh
>>152524220>has there been a demonstrably better option at a reasonable price to replace him at any point?not really, tuten is blind and allen is a meme backi just hope we don't pay him because he's got "this is my last year as a productive football player" written all over him
>>152524236alright I'll be waiting.
>>152523902I know a Latina who said her dad cried tears of joy when the Rams won the super bowlSo, Mexicans
The owl is best with one heavy hitter and one underdog.Rams vs Broncos would be lamePanthers vs Texans would be lameBears vs Patriots would be kinoRams vs Jaguars would be kino
>>152524263Lions-Bills would be the best owl and anyone that disagrees is a communist.
>>152524271This would be kino but only because both teams are good so it wouldn't feel flukey if they both got there, unlike if it were Texans vs Panthers
>>152524271the r/wholesome bowl
>>152524279It wouldn't be wholesome for the loser
It's crazy that people haven't accepted the Niners Jags inevitable SB matchup (and regular season rematch).
>>152524287That would be coolThe glitter kitties deserve a chance
Kek whitoids seething late night
>>152524313Why do you think AI has trouble distinguishing between the LA Rams and the LA (also) Rans?
>>152523902I was.
>>152524271
Let me in.
>>152524249Sup lads, back from the sauna
>>152524325It's just low-effort garbage and all aijeets need to be banned
>>152524647How dare you talk about the backbone of the American stock market like that
>>152524082The O-line has been at its best in the past decade for pass protection, but not so well for the run. Then again most defenses have been stacking the box. Still, I think they could use one upgrade at RG.I still think K9 and Charbonnet are good.
>>152523991>>152524013The play was an audible by Russ. Browner knew the play since he played with the Seahawks and told the defense what to expect.
>>152520294I don't understand this chart
>>152524698The good stuff is green, such analysis, wowe
>>152524698Dont bother. Sports stats are a psyop by big nerd to steal sovl away from the red-blooded alpha males that built society
>>152524727Please go be a faggot in the futbol threads
Fresh>>152502179>>152502179>>152502179
>>152523931they couldn't affect goof with a fucking turnstile interior o-lineand their secondary is liquid dogshitthankfully for them the loins' is even worse
recycle when limit >>152520679
>>152524733Fuck off nerd why dont you fit a linear regression to find out how well your addiction to spreadsheets explains your inability to get laid?
romy reiner status?? (preferably in ohoto format)
>>152524943Bodied that freak
>>152524859Zesty
No bussy in the next threadAbsolutely zero
>>152524698>>152525003Bussy
>>152522717underrated post
>>152524698Post hands
>>152523902I was happy for the Rams! Hosted an owl part for all my friends and everything.
>>152523902It’s why they are pushing the Rams to win again so they can artificially build a game base before Stafford retires. Hence they have the fewest penalties called on them by far in the game.
