kek mma btfolook at that little ass fisthow do you recover from that kekhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/yANK3tpWn78
Finland
sponsored by modelo"the mark of a fighter"
>>152528408power dont go nigga
Tyron Woodley is the greatest rapper of our generation
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE HURT HIM
>previous>>152518756we got a tricky dane talking shit
>”I’m planning on fighting perfect and when I fight perfect, I think you have to get lucky to beat me,” Gaethje said
Nigger
I don't like the new captchas
>>152528408
>>152528454based
Who are you to doubt the Nelk Boys?
a nelk nigga? thats that shit i dont like
>>152528546they are attacking our minds with these PUZZLES!
>>152528561Not every woman in Miami is a whore, you dork
>>152528583name one woman from miami that isn't a whore
>This is my last chance, Gaethje added.>What an opportunity to finish this career off exactly how I’ve fought the whole time.
sure miami has whores, but rio really has whores.
>>152528645two division champ walking away like that. mentally broken before 30
POV: Peyton Talbotts strength and conditioning coach is showing you exercises
>>152528696You jest but twerking is great for mobility and explosivity. All the best boxers do it.
>>152528696that kid is gonna get poontang while you post about him
/heem/ keeping /box/ relevant
OHHHHHHHHH
Gane has the fingernails of an angel btw
>>152528863>censoring shitwhat a pussy
Im really enjoying the gebernal zeitgeist of the MMA scene as of rught now. You gotta love choping it up with the boys vis an vis; ramdam, Merbab style and Ngannou. Palpable real discusion
NEW THREAD LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152528696Based kid. I wish I had the balls to do something like that.
>>152528863Gane penetrated his cerebral cortex
>>152529003>Anglo rat running cover for his national cowardPussy
Gane just got raped by Tom
>>152529041How
>>152529066tommy fury set'm up m8, ne'vlog comin' suun
>No ughm aktshually tom isn't a pussy, he is just ughhh following the rules of social media, he is not a coward
>>152528863Is he gonna stall out for another year, what happened to ''i wanna be an active champ''
Guys I am hereing there was an rape can anyone confrim/deny
>>152529121no saar, no rape here
>>152529126crazy how we won 2/3 of them too
gabriel mazzetti
>Honey, bring Tyrone here! heem is discussing Gane vs Aspinall again!
I cant explain it. It just feels good having an big dick. Food for thought.
I think Poatan wants to fight for the real HW belt not interim fraud titles
>>152529203You are a lucky girl, take care of him
>>152528454Why is Bryce such a fucking simp
>50kg hand gripper for 50 repsCrazy how i can now squeeze anyone's retarded head to paste without even breaking a sweat
>>152529399I am lithe and agile, I would dance on the outside and land at will on your face and body
>>152529399>50 repsthat's normal, I usually just go until it hurts.
DECEMBER 17TH, 2025 >INKA 52>EL ROSEDAL>SURCO, LIMA, PERUChavez vs. Gabriel (125)Ccanto vs. Alves (135)Mazzetti vs. Fernando Santos (155)
yah woifeis yah hoosbindyah woifeis yah hoosbind
What set him off?
Me peepin orb lah
On /heem/ posting butts on a Tuesday Can't believe Mom made me do laundry
Not enough Peru? there is more:DECEMBER 18TH, 2025>FFC 100>CENTRO de CONVENCIONES de BARRANCO>BARRANCO, LIMA, PERUde la MATA vs. GONZALEZ (Flyweight Championship)JUMACHI vs. VAGNO SOARES (Interim Bantamweight Championship) lol GALINDO vs OLIVEIRA (Middleweight Championship) PSJUELO vs. GUZMAN (145)SUAREZ vs BARDALES (155)
Heres my recepie for evil cumDont drink much waterLots of cigarettes Lots of coffee Lots of SardinesEat that for an week or so and then be ready to drop an absolute foul taste bomb into some gorl or guys mouth. I call it the eqcumlizer.
>or guys
>>152529789
>>152529347Fucking hot but don't keep that beautiful little clitty locked up in chastity. One I'm done with you I want to drink your milk
Frick this new captcha
>captcha filters low iq retardsworking as intended, thank you based gookmoot
DECEMBER 20TH, 2025>PFL AFRICA 4 >SOFITEL DOME>COTONOU, BENINNDEBELE VS. HENNIENE (135 TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP)BORIS ESPERANCA VS. N’TCHALA (170 TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP)ADESHINA VS. MAJORIQUE (145 TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP)CLARKE VS. BABLY (265)Do SANTOS VS. ThOMPSON (155)NGONO VS. YEDOH (205)KANE VS. TICHA AWA (265)BA VS. BOLOYOANG (170)GODOGO VS. MHLAULI (135)
>sits out for 2 years "waiting for Jon">sits out another year for an "eye injury"this bitch doesn't want to fight
>>152529968he wunts tuh bux
Gane? The RaperTom? The Raped
>>152530106iwish i culd m8 but ikent fight till doctahs sey i ken
Tom quitted on the match and let the people down. FACTTom's eyes are completely fine. FACTTom doesn't want to book the next fight with Gane because he was getting pieced up. FACTTom is using eye surgery as an excuse to not fight and as a way to garner sympathy. FACTTom will never be able to shed the stink of a raped coward. FACT
>>152530151He needed stitches on his nose. All Gane needed was a hot shower.
the biggest faggot bitch retard of all time thomas "OI MY OIYE" asspainfromanal
>Marcin Różalski returns to the KSW cage for the Halftime Show during KSW 113 >Fight format: K1 in small gloves, three 3-minute rounds.
>>152528408Why is Tom acting like a bitch lately? the guy should be focused on proving people wrong in the fight, not whining like a kid on social media
>>152530244because he's a faggot sitting at home sucking his dads wrinkly cock while whining about bangers and mash and filling his anus with toad in the hole
skipping halftime? no problem. here is the card>KSW 113BARTOSINSKI VS TULSHAEV (WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP)PAWLAK VS ZERHOUNI (MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP)MARTINEK VS SZPILKA (265) JOSEF VS LISEK (220)MICHALSKI VS JANIKOWSKI (185)SAKAI VS WOJCIK (265)DEBIENNE VS ZALEWSKI (170)MORELLI VS SURDYN (135)WLODARCZYK VS KRAWCZYK (155)KAOUCHEN VS GEBUREK (145)
>>152529956Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>152530013Wholesome! Really warms your soul.
Gonna get tore up at Applebees
FOTY coming soon
>week week
>DON'T STRIP ME DANA I NEED SURGERY SERIOUSLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ME MICKEY MOISE BELT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aussie niggas say naur
Im an victoriuis mother fucker
>>152530615>based Waldo gets poked by faggot tom asspainanals faggot training partner and already has another KO to his name>faggot asspussy crying about needing SURGERY after everyone saw the doctors laugh at his big retarded diaper shitting ass in the fucking hospitalengland isn't a real country
I smocked too much pcp hep me peas god
>>152530782ayyo dis dood fucked up
AASASSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA
dont do drugs
reminder tony literally did better than screaming bobby queen and cuckedler against paddy
>>152531123I like Tony but don't talk shit about King Green but ye paddy is a hyped up bum project fermented right out of dana's garage down under boston's sewers
double reminder gaethje is going to knock paddy out in the first
i think paddington has a chance. hes been focused on mma while gaethje was semi retired and started a golf career
paddington vs gaycheese is the most pointless shit match up both are total dogshit and shouldn't even be near a belt
>>152531347love/hate them, it has people talking.
>>152531200fagcheese couldn't even knock chandler dumbass out
>>152531548>mma math someones go to sleep, we know that much lol
>>152529824This is what Aleks will do to Ilia, Merab, Giga, and Dolidze to put them out of their misery
Hoylfuck AAASERFHAAAAASASAA
>>152531347There was a time when Gaethje could have been champion. He had great boxing and great low kicks. But I remember all his fights been kino.
Aybdosodewaahah
>>152531123paddy levels up every fight
>>152532062insane recovery. this is why you keep punching until the ref stops.
Someon shit myself
Fuck it I'm teaching Paddy the Dim Mak
Jew jitsu is so stupid.
Has Paddy the most kino walkout?
>>152532224>Someon shit myself
>>152533035currently? apex walkouts are the best. all time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlCmOa58z6Elmao nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIcvSdPPhUonot even closehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqJ7oeJlAYQhas paddys master ever walked him out. . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRLAATcuROE
uhh tomsisters… we’re getting cooked on twitter…
>>152533453I like this new Tom
>>152533035I hate Arman but this shit is peak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6cT_x3-HgM
>*ruins your sport*
>>152533453gane not only exposed tom as a coward and a quitter but also unmasked his fake nice guy persona to the whole worldnow i finally understand why gane did what he did instead of just heeming tom, he truly works in mysterious ways...
hmm
Lifting weights
>>152533640Truly a feat worth sacrificing the belt for
aspinall is a pathetic bitch with a retarded son who shit the bed and ruined his career because he is a pathetic bitch with a retarded father
>>152533723>run my town>arms, chest >lift, weights, bow-flex
>>152533453>fingernailsholy Christ he really is a bitter woman making up shit as he goes along>need surgeryas in getting steroids injected because he won't admit he's faking ittom killing himself would garner enough sympathy to make up for all of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZtMNbrmWE
>gane: i am training with my fellow hw >aspisscunt: WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEE WHAT ABOUT HONEYBADGER?!really wish the bum would go waste turki's money and fuck off from ufc already
Tomb Aspinall
she ruined fucking everything..the paramount era is over. mmaufc is over. i failed.
Tome Aspinall
Tum After-all
Tim Aspinsome
tom asinine
Thom Aspertaine
>mmmskkerp francs nigbou?Who?>skerppurp nigbou mmhrm? Francis is a bad guy.He killed a lady driving, he killed his son Kobe Not signing the UFC contract was the biggest mistake of Francis's lifeI will never do business with that scumbag Francis Ngannou.
tom as it pertains
Thomasin Aspirin
>>152528454Based, Bryce is bring the 1911 for their next fight
Tom Asphalt
a study needs to be done of fighters with back tattoos, along with a short hair to no hair study. i rank tom in thiago silva stages of mental illness, minus the hand speed. sad!
i would heem any American
tom fist in fetus
Torm Arsenall
>>152533872step in the cage
arsenal is cool let's not be disrespectful now>>152533871vis an vis the hooker heem webm you might be on to something maybe ink rots the brain
Tren Assphole
>>152533892who's the sushi roll
Tom-Paul Ass-N-All
francis niggano
>>152533920shut up idiot we are playing another game
Francais.
Formejeeespeenumertreeformejeeespee
frank nigga
>>152533891>leben back tat>mir back tat>pearson got more tatted over time>anthony johnson had tats>tons of others jordan mein returned with a tat outline, so it's probably filled in a little more now. Mir worked on that back piece for years lol. all the angel wings on the madmen. tom needs to be a banger and not such a pussy if he is going full back tat
>>152533948thought provoking post>>152533938>>152533963low iq johnny come lately retard posts (possible gurucels)
>>152533963frank trigg-er
Francis Mir.
>>152533972got any juicy mir webms b i need a reminder of what heavyweights should fight like
Tom won
>>152533993the ultimate weapon behind a motor vehicle/bike
Tomwon Rodtang.
>>152534001the retarded son having competition
Wontom soup
>>152534010>https://youtu.be/AP7utU8Efowtalmbout walkout music sveribro?
Gayton Talbutt
Keep this image in mind when replying to various "people" on this board...
>>152533996not the best, but it feeds the appetite. more will sprinkle in
>>152534032Tom would destroy old bum Mir
>>152534031you talmbout feds b, or chicks wit dicks?
>>152534031Nordic Consensus.
>>152534031wrong general try /box/
>>152534039tom has no heart and not in the gangsta sense of the phrase he is just a fat plodding bum riding the coattails of bisping his michael chandler impression was his ufc peak
>>152533905Yumi_03
Post your 6 weeks without UFC face
>>152534114
>heems younothing personnel, faggot
>>152534039it would be a one round war, that ends with tom tapping due to strikes, after thinking he has knocked frank out. itll be toms first boxing match
>>152534072Tom's Bisping impression
>>152534114might get a neck tat during the offseason b, gonna give the king a crown
>>152534128i have met ron in person you may inform your female relatives and give my number
>>152534180I don't think i will.
>>152534186heartless that you would deprive them in such a way
6 weeks without UFC is going to make me heem myself with alcohol
>>152534155>i can't see out me one eye
I fear a fear, of fear, I fear..
>>152534203I have like 20 pride DVDs, I'm gonna make it.
...a man with no fear, is a man with no fear.
>>152534247Sounds gay man :D
>>152534257I hate finngolians.
When I signed my minge a tinge, I cringed. MMA
firefox is back as fuck
>>152534253There has never been a more complete fighter at HW than Fedor. Ngannou? Aspinall? Strikers, Fedor was a top tier striker as well as an amazing wrestler and BJJ practitioner. He was literally the GSP of heavyweights.only niggers disagree.
>>152534288Islam. He's only lost once by getting caught and early stoppaged. Truth is, Jones and GSP have both lost fights whey've won the decision. Only other real ones understand that is the worst kind of loss because you've been truy bested. Fedor has gotten beat up in random fights and was overrated. Tybura or Spivak unironically beats fedor.
>>152534307brvtal factual posts and trvth nukes like this just ruin my day
>>152534322STOP POSTING THAT FAT DISGUSTING FREAK HHERE WE DONT WATCH THAT CRAP HERE
>>152534307I said heavyweight you goddamn goof, Islam is not a HW. I will say though, Jon is close to the perfect fighter, but he's a LHW and I wouldn't call him a true heavyweight and I think it was smart of him to get the strap and disappear from the division, because I can see someone like Derick Lewis heeming him. I kind of wish Aleksander Emelianenko wasn't a russian mafia affiliated crim and dedicated more time to training, because his boxing was elite and super crisp, and I'm pretty sure prime vs prime, Aleks would have heemed Ngannou.
>>152534288wish we couldve seen him fight gonzaga
>>152534307>Tybura or Spivak unironically beats fedorjesus christ no, I should have finished reading your dogshit post before I typed out my reply. You're the dumbest cunt alive if you think that. your post has genuinely annoyed me, and these dumb fucking captchas aren't making it any better. I'm going to be frowning for the rest of the night
>volk won!
you say Emelianenko, i say Alexander Shlemenko
>>152534344>cro cop past prime got... le heemed? anyways, didn't Cro Cop get his revenge against Gonzaga by submitting him? beautiful couple of fights that was though, no one expected a BJJ guy like Gonzaga to get a head kick KO on Cro Cop, and no one expected Cro Cop to submit him in the rematch.
>>152534349Just havin a laugh at the last part. But the gsp jones and islam bit is all true and very real. Like it or not.
>>152534376Islam is a complete fighter, I never denied that. But we're (supposed to be) talking about heavyweights, bro.
>>152534336I misremembered, why the fuck did I think Cro Cop submitted him? my memory bank has confused it with something else. my bad guys, it was a TKO
>>152533829joanna NO
clitia agpuria status?
>>152534462I know one thing for sure: Whatever he may or may not be accused of he definitely did or did not do it.
>>152534357Cro Cops end of career streak is something we see replicated for a bit. Gonzaga was the perfect test, and game to strike unlike these new age HW bjjj fags. Buchecha had a finish in the second last weekend, and didnt push.
why did he do it?...the ufc was still profitable...
dana should book an interim fight for gane and have him defend it so tommy shitforbrains realizes what a sad little cunt he is
Topturo is gay for vacating, who cares if he hit his girl or not?This is why Muslims dominate UFC
>>152534505even better, book the entire top 10 to headline a card, and have a HW tournament leading up to the White House. tom not invited to any of it
>>152534516UFC should pause heavyweight until Tom is okay
>>152534520make it open weight and let islam try it out with the big dogs, letem see wut deep wudders rlly like b
>>152534496>Cro Cops end of career streak is something we see replicated for a bitCro Cop is the perfect example of what happens when you're way past prime but you still have access to HGH, Testosterone Enenthate and Turinabol. he was stacking bodies.People say it's something like Slavic power, but no, as an Eastern Euro ethnic myself I'm gonna fucking tell you it's all about juice, training and making the best of it when you're in cycle and beating the shit out of any brown person infront of you.
>>152534527*unless they're pacific islanders
>>152534516that is a really good idea besides who wants brits at a celebration of AMERICAN history and success
>>152529399no you can't spoid
>>152529399I doin't think I like you, you're a brownoid living in Slovenia, correct? I've been mentally collecting all of your stupid anti-white posts. Calling white people 'pigs' and shit like that. Listen buddy, I know life is hard for (you) because you're 5'8'' but I promise you not only would I beat the shit out of you for chatting so much shit online, I'd try force my hands into yyour vocal cords, rip them out and eat them.
>>152534527i just eat horse meat to keep my edge. the island power is stupid, and pair that with some being pure degenerates, and you have the perfect criminal lol.>>152534533wish it was my idea, its just ufc 146 with words lol
Aren't the bongs supposed to be self-banned by now cuz 4chan refuses to bend the knee to King Charles or something? Let's get on with it and improve the website
>>152533518I never found her that attractive. Crazy chin
>>152534560Islanders rarely act degenerate, they're the most church-heavy family oriented people around. And yeah I know, I'm 6'1'' and I grew up on slavic food. I'm just saying, there's no way a man in his mid 40s to early 50s can handle people the way cro cop did>>152534563if they did this, the indian/paki posters would disappear. I think that's a good thing. Do it, mods.
>Sorry, Luke. Dana calls.
>>152534527acting tough and racist online has no effect on your actual life, chuddie
>>152534573thats the truth. im glad he did it, we were robbed of more TRT-itor
>>152534590Interesting, tell me more. I'm not acting tough I'm just telling you how it is.
Jake Paul is boxing who?
>>152534560>the island power is stupidtrust me brother, it's a real thing. They have hard heads and can tank anything while throwing the hardest punches ever at you. I'm proud in that the only time I ever got into a scrap with an islander it was a Samoan fella and he only got one shot in, I dropped his ass and even then I felt the power of his hit. took me 40 minutes to stop feeling dazed and shook. thankfully for me all of my friends are islanders besides like 2, so if shit like that happens again I'll just sick them on them so I don't get fucked up
>>152534600you having to "tell how it is" while anonymous in a thread that dies in about 5 minutes is loser/larp behavior
>>152534641I'm drunk so, every 5 minutes feels like 2 hours to me and unfortunately it means I'm completely honest and open. anyways, fuck you
>>152534646>drunk in the middle of the workday and larping on heem about fight stories with samoansI hope you figure it out for yourself little man
>>152534646Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>152534649it's 6:30 pm bro. I work in a hospital amd will probably be called in at like 1am. we're not the same, fella.
>>152534655>we're not the sameonly true thing you've said. have fun on the night shift
anyone messes with me? ill just pull my gun and stand my ground
>>152534663>have fun on the night shiftYeah, I will. Was that meant to be insulting?
>>152534598tony was a real man and unironically would have murdered kwabspinbitch
>>152534655you'll be shattered by the time you get off bappa maybe you should nap if you have 7 bongs
>>152534675nope
>>152534687A strong coffee (ground, store bought) and a cigarette is all I need to wake up. I'll be fine, done it 4000000000 times before.
>>152534670has the streamer and his indian cohort been made aware of this CHEATING from CHEATER dan severn
>>152534700they wouldnt want to answer to the beast
>>152534698nightshifts are comfy it's more the alcohol comedown for me but you sound like you know what you're doing
>>152534718I said this previously: >>152534266but I take it back. Finns are based.
>>152534725you'd be surprised
>>152534742I'm not surprised
>>152534650You've done this to me in every thread for the last 2 months, but you've never explained how I'm supposedly copying you. What about my personality and houghts makes you think I'm copying you? Can I get a definitive answer here?
>>152534747wadya gon do nade volyum punch me?
LET’S GO CHAMP
>>152534761I'm gonna start some ''wifey'' content about it, how aball that?
>LET'S GO CHAMPone more round
being drunk on the job is giga based especially if youre a driver of some kind
>>152534760Why do you insist on impersonating me?
>>152534139better boxing than ronda
>>152534869You're weird, bro. I responded to you here: >>152534760
STANMOREMACCASCARPARK15MINUTESCUNT
>>152534873kek true.
>>152534879Says the guy impersonating me for months.
>>152534893okay. I don't wanna do this with you.
>>152534901Me either but you keep impersonating me.
>>152534901>>152534917I'm seeing double
>>152534917ok
think I'm going to heem the gypsy again can't leave things underwhelming it's just not on
>>152534939hungarians aren't gypsies and it's a hot topic in magyar land whether or not they should expel them based on race.I'm going back to hating finns again, I take my praise back. fuck you Jarppi.
>>152534950ours are romanichal from bongistan via sweden and she is very beautiful and has a great body but they should be expelled after I'm done of course
>>152534958''yours''? Gyppos left Romania and Hungary to settle in the nordic lands? weird, i actually didn't know that. Why though?
BJ Penn actually killed his mother. Holy fuck.
Just found out what BJ stands for
look out for a kid called asspainfromanal, hes peaching out to be a bbbbbeasthope hes not a quitter though
>>152535010they've been kicked out of every European nation they landed in. I think 3 percent of Hungary is gypsy and they're constantly discriminated against because Hungarians fucking hate them. and I don't blame them, bunch of brown pickocketers and professional victims.
>>152534978you made me google it, because it's believable.
>>152535014Brown JUDEN
>>152535021hey man his son is a dribbling retard have some gosh darned respect okay
>>152533453Gane bludgeoned that plumber
heem
gay jon spent his last moments in the ufc shucking and jiving for a pedophile rapist and he'd give anything for the chance to do it again
Fighting Nerds isn't a game. You don't play Fighting Nerds
Kody Steele
How about that Timmy Cuamba, huh? Kid fights like someone lit the stick of dynamite that he puts up his ass
is the white house event still happening?
kody steer
Justin Agethje
nobody talmbout the black house u feel me
talmbout the buck house
spouses don't get knocked out
Argentinians have a pink house
Nemkov easily destroys nganou
stipe is the hw goat because he was like 230lbs soaking wet for most of his career. that's a light heavyweight
>>152535228she's got a better chin than 99.9% of /heem/
>>152535237cejudo lostbiglyquietquiet piggy
>>152535309not that bigly
/box/ won
*shrugs*
Tomala status?
>>152535539exposed
>>152535539Champion.
>>152535516many such cases
>>152535539wasn't he interim champ or something right before the gane era
>>152535422>demanded half her assetsilgold topdigger
>>152535376very bigly
>>152535539Raped
can you finish a fight by rape?
>>152535604I'm a narc, fortunately for you there's no option to report for ban evasion on /sp/one thing i've learned about finns over the years is your surroundings make good metal bands, we've all heard of swedish and norwegian black metal, but what does your country provide? symphonic metal and power metal aka the 2 faggiest genres of metal
>>152535681Some submissions are practically simulated rape
>>152535701they probably just deleted it m8 i don't think i was even warned, it's part and parcel of posting with porkybong that posts get groomed and go missing you don't even notice it after a while
>>152535717I don't think you're even Finnish at this point.
>>152535721not the first and not the last to make this false accusation but i am extremely inbred even for finnish scale (97/3)
>>152535681many such finishes!
Tom Aspinall ranks Top 10 surgeries
>>152535539Died during open eye surgery....
>>152535725I want to heem you. https://youtu.be/PhVSG-ld04I?list=RDPhVSG-ld04I
Gane destroying Tomala's "legacy" and exposing his fake character truly is the ultimate heem.
dricus is 1-1 with team tillzat
Murzakanov needs to be a main event
>>152535804oil check also why are the new captchas so kanker
>>152535976Also roids make you gay
>>152536069Literally one of the best fights all year
>>152536069Krody Steer
she heemed him in one clean strikewhy did he get into all that nonsense? a man should start out abusive that he may screen for a woman who won’t fuck him over
>>152536069ting ting steal, finally a mutt gook with no Ws on his hands
>i don't know when i can fight again but i will be keeping the beltcrazy how this is half of the champs right now
>>152534929can't believe such a backwards religious practice persists in the modern era
>>152536203Tom is paper champ
>>152536203He is technically not the champ since he never beat a champion or won the belt in a championship fight
>what the fuck did you say about heckin jiri you chud?What do you do?
>>152536078Aaron fucking Pico bro!
>>152536298Average O malley fan
>>152536246I said "Jiri is based." I said "Jiri is based." b
pfl's new belt looks like a gold dinner plate. why do belts look so shit rn
>>152536298uhh are none of them touching him?
>>152536366The UFC belt preceding the Thanos belt was the best design.
Tomala trannyspinall
Captcha actually finally killed this hellhole based
>>152535422KWABOTY
>>152536466The new captchas are shitskin proof
>>152535759the warning only just turned up now lol
>>152536473HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG SKIRT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Pigslam proved that you don't need a dick to get your wife pregnant just a happy BBC bull
john pork, woooow
>>152536466The new capcha is hecka fun on phones
All this shit has done is ruin Miami's reputation, now every incel is spreading the take that miami is a whore house or some shit
>>152536563factual post broski t portable device user
>>152536569miami is where fidel deported all the mafia pimps this reputation precedes ufc which no one really watches anyway
Why do bongs love luke thomas and morning kombat so much? On their farewell episode they mentioned they tour live shows in UK and sell out little bong arenas and most of their fanbase is UK. Just look how sad this bong is that it's ending https://youtu.be/dzoWJk4n3zU?t=51 It's just strange is all.
>>152536567Directed by Mel Gibson
Who says you can't meet your wife in Miami?
>>152536576Actually it's not ending, Brian Campbell just dropped Luke Thomas for better things with Paramount.
>>152536576bongs have terrible taste in media consumption
>>152536576The uk has no fighters
>>152536598it's called a background volk m8
topuria really thinks some whatsapp recordings are going to beat money let me guess he hasn't clocked that he's the amber heard in this dynamic
>>152536624Paddy is a project bro, he has no experience in 5 round fights
>>152536634Actually he does
>>152536648Remember that hyped up roided brazilian who got exposed by fluffy for having no gas tank, that's who paddy is, the second the game crosses minute 15, they crumble
Who is Paddy's best win?
>>152536576>And then you have Luke Thomas, the forensic, technical, combat sports analyst.
>>152536246*gives him $2*impression of magumbo trying to run hap over because he mistook him for kobe
Tony exposed Paddy's cardio bapa, watch the Tony fight
It's Leavitt, btw. His best win is Leavitt.
>>152536774leavitt to beaver
gaethje is knocking paddy out in the first. No gas tank needed
>>152536789You rang?
honeyfreakinbadger
>>152536708None, he has no good wins, no dog fights and doesn't pass the 5 round checkmark, he relies on being a fat cutbaby who outweighs his opponents, these projects tend to crumble fast, Garth checks all the boxes on the other hand
the ufc is so confident paddy wins, they already have plans for him to fight on the White House card. Well, sorry paddy. You’re getting knocked the fuck out. Change of plans.
>>152536833We literally have a champion right now thoughbeit
Two pies and mash mate with liquor yeah Now let's add that vinegar in there yeahBangin, oight lets dig in
>>152536833And we had a New Yorker with the 135lb belt before he lost it to Yan
>>15253683337 year old Volk exposed 28 year old Diego lopes on the feet, wrestling wise and cardio
>>152536862These young cats just can’t fight. Can’t blame em b, but we talk bout certified killers
>>152536876Congrats on paddy for finishing a single. Has he faced a retard that won’t stop coming forward? Have you seen Gaethje fight? You do realize he has nothing to lose, so this fight will be an all time knockout lmao
>>152536873iknowhatyoutalmbouthesecatsdunnotankabbot
>>152536855beans on toast mate champion yeah lovely jubbly innit
gaethje looked like absolute shit in his last fight and was clearly terrified of getting hit
>>152536901when we it comes to brawlers b, gimme tank. I mean today, give me take. Hot take from Bapa I know, but I think he clips em. Drags em into deep wudders, reallytestswutdeygot
aspinall wanks dogs
“Matchups make fights.” - matchmaker
>me name's tom aspinall and i wank dogs
Facts = paddy took tony to a decision and by the 3rd he looked ready to quit, in a 5 rounder, Tony would have won
the fact paddy didn't finish tony tella you everything you need to knowfurthermore ufc owe ali a belt
Wait so Paddy went to a competitive decision with Tony Ferguson but Gaethje finished him?
gaethje would've lost to full camp fiziev
>>152536981that is correct
>>152536979Did he break his hand in the Jared Gordon fight too?
I need some IQ pills to get this captcha
>>152537000basic bongistani bitch has brittle bird bones
>>152537002The kid is very frail, not cut out for this sport I think
It has been over a decade since a native Finn fought in the UFC.
Fiziev would finish Paddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbJ-7DKeywEPISODE 1 IS UP!!!
we've been busy
I had to get my mom to help with the captcha. I told her it was for school research.
>>152537017They've got better things to do, like shoveling snow.
are you so dumb you thought that i am doing the dropping?
nah gaethje by first round over hand right>Hets uff to-ah Joostin >he-uh Heets hurd >jus wu'znt mi nigh8
>gooby gets married>ilia beats his wifeLook at that. Turns out Conor was the good guy all along.
>>152537056Did ilia really hit his wife, or was she blackmailing him?
>>152537068she is richer than him why would she blackmail him please use your brains gurucel it makes posting here miserable having to read your posts
Oh I'm afraid Topuria wasn't blackmailed he was black male'd sadly
>>152537081Use your brains. She was cheating on Ilia and now is trying to get the upper hand to not look like a whore.
>>152537081And how do you think she got so rich smart guy? Blackmail.
>>152537088She looks exactly like a whore
It's 2026. Shouldn't our top athletes be drawn to MMA by now? I blame Daner for stunting the growth of the sport.
ONE on FridayBKFC SaturdayRIZIN NYEnothing else
>>152537102i wish she'd shit on me
>>152537118tonight ->>>152529496tomorrow ->>>152529631jacque pull on friday saturday->>>152529960->>>152530288
>>152536298The visible disguist on the left girls
Yoooo Jake Paul is fighting some bum this weekend I hear
>>152537175some fucking monkey from the zoo
>>152537159all shit we don't watch
>>152537201I agree but I disagree
>>152537201Poster Of The Year.
>>152537201This.
>>152537201for FUCKS sakes we were diong so well too
>>152537197you were saying there was nothing else, when there is. >we>speaking for the hive lmao
>>152537201this^^^^^^^^^^
>>152537201Somebody had to say it.
>>152537277the only person that's replied to those posts is yourself lmao no one is watching that shit
Oh dear oh dear...
>>152537341Is she ok?
>>152536833*37 year old point fighter
>>152537329>the only person that's replied to those postswow no one replied, im broken, send help OW ow lmao. I get it, not everyone is built to take in the fight game like Americans. Leave it for the big dogs, while you slurp up faggy paddy for six weeks crying about no fights lmao
Yeah I'm thinking Kody fucking Steele
>>152537341>thirdies in charge of liberty
>>152537368She didn't fly so good.
>>152537469What if Justin simply breaks his hand and/or foot?
>>152537433>crying about no fightsi said there were fights though didn't i retard, shit we actually watch not random spics fighting in a field
>>152537500Mad bitch.
I only watch UFC or former UFC fighters
>>152537506Not really a fluke when it happens every other fight thoughbeitever is it?
>>152537484Paddy will still win
>>152537368It's a he
>>152537531How many guys currently ranked in the top 10 has Paddy beat?
>>152537539Looks like he's 26 and 5 actually, might wanna double check your numbers there Albert Epstein
>>152537500>we speaking for people again lol>i said there were fights though didn't i retardyou listed the three cards that interested YOU, then got on a soapbox about feeder promotions.>we actually watch not random spics fighting in a fieldmore we talk. have you looked at their records, or their weight class/title? it is okay to be a casual, but attacking the feeders is silly. cut paddy then, he has more small promo fights than ufc fights! he aint real! lmao
>>152537551>immediately shifts the goalpostskwabgaethje only has 1 btw
Aaron "Feeder" Pico
>>152537643Sage Northcutt vs Aaron Pico dad fight, who wins?
ting ting steele only fought once this year pppppeach of a prawlspect
>>152537616Wait...so you're saying Paddy has less than 1?? That's crazy.
My issue with paddy is that he fights once a year and he gets typical tailored fighters that he can beat and even then he snoozes a decision against them and gasses out, he is kinda like a cro cop who was handed every easy fighter and still fumbled and got exposed
>>152537159>>152537277This is the official schedule of what we will and won't watch, I'm afraid.
>>152537677He recently fought Robocop too, cazzie.
Paddy Pimblett has finished 5 of his 7 bouts in the UFC.
>>152537699THE 1-6 corpse of Michael Chandler?? Beast of a win b.
>>152537727Who were the two guys he couldn't finish, Ferguson and Jared Gordon? Gawl dawlg.
>>152537749That was pre-flushing Chandler thoughever.
>>152537730Did 10x better than shartles. and this trvth scares you...
>>1525377276 fights, 1 fight a year shouldn't be awarded a title shot, not sure why this is rocket science, It took Tony 14 wins to get a title shot, 14 fights, you are hyping up a project that will get exposed
>>152537761Fuck. Didn't think of it like that. I feel kind of embarrassed ngI
>>152537771Tell me how many of these guys are top 10 ranked fighters?
>>152537782Good. That means you know your betters. A step in the right direction for you.
>>152537763bro can't even count
>>152537795>one has a great bellator resume>one is fat and british modern top 10
>>152537803Everyone considers the jared gordon fight to be a loss
>>152537829>great bellator resumeahahahahaaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152537824Wow.
Aaron "Great Bellator Resume" Pico
>>152537771Hap had to watch his dad in hero position
>>152537841>even when paddy loses he still winsit's not looking good garthcels...
>>152537763As a mindless consoomer, the UFC already has you personally, figured out. You would rather watch Paddy get le exposed than you would see your le favorite fighter win the title. They're two steps ahead of us b. We're all pathetic and easily predictable so don't feel bad.
Bro lost to Jared Gordon lmfao!!
Paddy finished a supermajority of his fights
>>152537841Everyone considers arman's win over oliveira a loss... you don't want to go down that road, especially when Arman went life and death with Gamrot and Oliveira submitted him with ease.
>>152537916things are looking great. 1st round KO, Gaethje wins.
>>152537961Fuck you guys. Why do you nerds have to remember every single fight just shut the fuck up.
>>152538019>>152538019
>>152537924Nah but they are 2 steps ahead. Paddy vs Arman for a title is bigger than anything down the line. Paddy generates intense seethe and Arman beating him converts them into being his fans, giving him the 'savior of poofc' status among hardcore cazzies (people who are cazzies but watch poofc religiously and nelk boys unironically)
>>152537056hmm, dee has great pre-bimbo potential
