>chiefs USAID reffie money dries up>mahomes career instantly overnothing personal sweaty
Tom Fraudy’s career:15 years with a top 10 defense 15 years with top 10 starting field position Tuck Rule in 2001 Winning AFCCG leading offense to 0 points in 2001 Drew Bennett drop in 2003 John Kasay kick out of bounds in 2003 Marlon McCree fumble in 2006 Lee Evans drop in 2011 Cundiff missed chipshot FG in 2011 Butler INT at 1 yard line in 2014 Alford dropped INT turned into Edelman catch in 2016 Atlanta scoring ZERO points on TWO drives inside NE 32 in 2nd half in 2016 Myles Jack not down in 2017 Dee Ford offsides in 2018 No fans in attendance for road playoff games in 20202 Super Bowl wins scoring 13 points2 Conference Championship Game wins w/ 3 INT Horrible divisional opponents for 20 years
HE BALLED OUT EVERY GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR4-V15zyDE&list=PLAvl8lLA9h1eYr8fsnH1Ue78lDR_-ka74&index=10BTFO
>>152537934Not his fault guyssssssssLook at my reddit post, it's everyone's fault but his
>>152537934
>jannies deleted my threadTHEY FEARHIM
>Queef thread gets deleted for making it 4 posts earlyLmao Queef fags just keep losing
>>152536454Wrong, and you're great evidence that Joe Namath is the most underrated player in NFL history.
>>152537942Name a super bowl champ that didn't have a top 10 defense.Pro Tip: if you talk about yards instead of points you should delete your reddit account.
>>152537934>the defense isn't allowed to touch me or intercept my dogshit passes!!!!>reffies do something!
>>152537965>never happens when threads constantly get splitWho knew we had confirmed Chief haters who did it for free lmaoo
REFFIES SAVE ME
THE GOATWILLRETURNTORECLAIMHISTHRONELAUGH NOWWIN NOTHINGCRY LATER THAT YOUR QB SUCKS DICKKEK KISS THE 3 RINGS BITCH
>>152537942
>>152538020Brady isn't comming back anon
I like watching Mahomes play. If I was drafting a QB out of college right now, I would take him and not worry about anyone else. He is fun to watch and makes the occasional amazing play.But he won't quit whining when everything doesn't go exactly his way. He is worse than Rodgers in that regard. If he grows up and stops being a total bitch, he can be one of the greatest ever.
Ramdgers
LOOK AT THE FUCKING WEBMTHEY SAID HE HAD THE FUCKING FLU
>>152538020>LAUGH NOWok
Yup/nfl/ is having a mahomes induced meltyTruth be told its been happening for years nowTerminal psychosis
epa is for retarded faggots
>>152537925I don't understand this chart
>>152538039>>152538048Bradyfags worse than montanafags living in the past kek
>>152538020>eta 2027
>>152538075You know hes the goat thats why you changed your trip
>>152538074Rivers proved Thomas Edward Patrick Brady could come back RIGHT NOW and bring a team to an Owl.
>>152538072You need a PHD in Bussy Science
>>152538086Kek that geriatric will stay IN THE BOOTH where he belongs Posturing wont save your decrepit dying legacy
>>152538102MAYEVP
the problem with EPA is the definition of "average performance" on a given play. we don't know the playcalls or assignments, how the fuck are you supposed to judge what is above or below average performance? way too much subjectivity baked in. TD% is way better for projecting QB efficiency.
>>152537764It's also nasty to hear someone eat it. If you're behind her and she's in your peripheral vision, it's unavoidable.
>>152538112Hey mahommes was making throws like that but they kept going to the other team? What gives?
>>152538112>get BTFO by the Raidurrs
>>152538074You're right, we should live in the present where the Chiefs are a sub-.500 team that got swept in 2 by the Chargers and will miss the playoffs
>>152538125you’re having a spaghetti induced melty
>>152538130Drake got his fluuuu shot n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>152538117
>>152538131>MVPs must be a perfect 17-0 with a minimum 120 QBR every week
it would be a terminal KWAB if the raiders beat the hospital chiefs in the last game of the season to fuck up the tank
>>152538140>You're right, we should live in the presentWhere this man has a HoF resume before 32 while IF man cant even sniff an owl
>>152538123cool it with the antisemitism
tua benchforeva
pantherfags deserve elimination on sunday, bucs will be dealt with in the wildcard
>>152538117He gets to live the soft life now as Taylor’s professional purse holder.
>>152538158The Radiers can draft wherever, they're still an organization run by a mongoloid retard
>>152538161Ladies and gentlemen your new Russell wilson
>Queefs fan having a melty because he knows the mutt is fucking DONE
The only reason why Patrick Mahomes had "bad seasons" is because his offensive weapons are the worst in the league with no talent. They are even worse (!) than what Tom Brady had in 2019.
>>152538195wow that's racist
>>152538182remember when gruden took clelin ferrell at 4 in the draft still gives me nightmares
>>152538161>before 32
The good old days
Who are the queefs drafting next year
Patrick Mahomes had a pretty good career (past tense)
>>152538228a new qb
>>152538228Matt Nagy
>>152538206Lol, wake me up when Mahomes' best WR is a 5'7 jewish guy who didn't even play receiver in college
>>152538228talking heads say rb but the streets are saying theyre gonna make a move for ayychan or breece hall
>>152538228Mendoza
>>152538156He's the next trent dilfer you just haven't seen it yet. Also Mahomes outplayed Maye this year
>>152538240Amendola isn't jewish
Brady is currently and will always be better than Mahomes FULL STOP
>Kelce retiring>Chris Jones getting older>44M over the cap already>only have 38 players signed to the 2026 roster>losing a starting corner, starting LB, both RBs, 2 WRs>league already figured out your offensive scheme>missing starting QB to start the year, probably not back until October at the earliest>mobile scrambling magician QB has to now figure out to how to actually play the position and not just memechuckYeah, I'm thinking it's fucking over. Press S to spit on their fucking grave.
I'm just pissed I won't get any more new DAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLUUUUU webms for the next 9 months.
>>152538074He's the goat and we're going to talk about him forever
Heriberto is probably the best of the current QBs but he has the worst situation to work with
Browns>32nd in offense>4th in defense>29th in special teamsYeah, that's about right.
>>152538280SSS
>If the Rams make the Owl, that will mean every Super Bowl since 2018 will have had either the Chiefs or the Rams appear.Neat
tua turndajobova
MaHomos......
>>152538331I wonder where Myles would have gone if held out for a trade
>>152538280People have been saying the Chiefs were finished since 2021. Get new material.
I honestly forgot the dolphins existed until I watched 4 minutes of MNF this past week.
>>152538280STHANK YOU GOD
>>152538249He's already eclipsed Trent dilfer. The early-mid 90s buccs were the lions/browns of the NFL
>>152538331Serious question - is there any contract in any professional sport that even comes close to being crippling like Deshaun Watson? The browns went from actually winning playoff games (a modern fucking miracle) to being in the dumpster for the entirety of this deal and it's almost exclusively because of the trade/contract.
>>152538362>y-yeah but!kwab
>your team>your tailgate beer>your tailgate food
>>152538342The Rams are very likely to make the Super Bowl
>>152538280should the queefs trade chris jones?
>>152538362People have been saying the queefs weren't going to make the offs this year since week one and they are all correct:)
>>152538362>doesn't refute any of my points>false equivalency fallacy>coping SO fucking hardNobody was saying the chiefs were finished in 2021, or 2022, or 2023, or 2024. This is the first time there's actual dialogue about it, and that's because it's actually fucking happening. Address my points or KYS.
>>152538378Mahommes contract next year
Wtf my wifes boyfriend finally bought me the mahomes jersey i begged for years for. And now that i got it they are bad? :(
>>152538376You're right actually, he's the next Ryan Leaf
>>152538378Yea considering he has shown no desire to play there, re-injured himself because he didn't follow the training protocols, was horrible when he was playing, and they can't get out of it because it's all guaranteed. I think they'll try to play him next year just because they have no other good options.
>jordan love hospital balls
>>152538380bearsbud heavygrilled burger with split grilled hotdog on top, red onion and spicy mustard
>>152538417The chiefs need to clean house with the coaching staff and players. Clearly, everyone on this team is holding Patrick Mahomes back and he could win the superbowl with any team
>>152538390His cap hit is fucking crazy — 45M next year, 38M 2027, and another 45M in 2028. They'd basically need to eat all of that dead cap space if they wanted to get any return for him on a trade.
Jare Gof
>>152538447I thought you guys ate hot dogs with food colored relish
>>152538380>Bears>PBR>Chili
Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill posts cryptic ‘peace out’ after Tua Tagovailoa benching
>>152538447this post has closeted-faggot written all over it.
Oh look another /nfl/ thread about the chiefs. Reddit has better football discussion.
>>152538425They'll draft (and ruin) another promising top 5 QB pick, don't worry.
>>152538411You’ve been saying the Chiefs were dead for years you lying faggot. >b-but this time it’s different
>>152538450>he could win the super bowl with any teamNot from a wheelchair faggot lol
>>152538393He had no response to this lol
Herbert's GF had her pussy lips showing
>>152538474>thinks there's a single person he's arguing with on this Tibetan snowshoeing forum>tries to put words in my mouth>still won't refute any of my pointsI accept your concession, retard. Enjoy missing the playoffs next year as well :)
>>152538474Well it is different since mutthomo is a cripple and the team has been eliminated from the playoffs
ynr when dolphins players and beat reporters were bitching and moaning about the bears being too physical in a joint practice last summer
>>152538472do you know how to get there?
>>152538393You're right. The only reason why the chiefs are bad this year is because everyone else but Patrick Mahomes is good on the chiefs. Andy Reid should get fired
>>152538508Matt Rhule cut a Panthers player for injuring some other guy in a joint practice
keep talkin that shit...
>>152538492
>The NFL schedule is made using complex algorithms and powerful computers that generate thousands of options based on strict rules (divisional, conference, and standing-based matchups), then a dedicated team of executives refines these possibilities over months, balancing competitive fairness (travel, byes), broadcast partner needs, and fan interest, using tools like AWS to run simulations and select the final 272-game scheduleIs it really that hard to make an NFL schedule?
>>152538492Madison Beer should fart in my mouth
>>152538549>t. pussyless shitskin
>>152538540im running low on spices, sugar cane and silk
>>152538380>Eagles>Cum>Cock
>>152538573It wouldn't be hard to make one, it would be hard to make one with 5 good games a week which is what the nfl wants
>>152538117Mentally preparing to get pegged by Taylor
what’s the beef between detoilets and queefies? i never quite understood it.
Brady sisters....
>>152538125>It's also nasty to hear someone eat it.How the fuck are you going to hear her eating spaghetti over the crowd?
Who is going to be injured this week? I'm thinking Justin Herbert
Patty Cuckitini
Matt Lafleur slurps semen through a silly straw
>>152538645it's literally one queefs fan still butthurt about 2023 week 1. that's it
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBsI WILL FINISHWHAT YOU STARTED
>>152538540Need more wine, please
>most expensive back up QB ever
>>152538456Well, how is his wife holding up?
>>152538723based Publix
>>152538573>fan interestgotta have as many chiefs prime time games as possible
anyone know Kevin Wildes status for the show today?
>Chiefs TE Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are reportedly breaking off their engagement, and will be "taking a break," per TMZ
BRADYSISTERSNOT LIKE THIS
>>152538680Brady isn't even in the league anymore yet he sits rent free in your head
>>152538781link
>>152538723freaky fit black girls are my weakness
Why is everybody still seething about my Chiefs?
>>152538810It's the most recent outcome. If the Rams lose tomorrow, you're off the hook
Peyton accomplished more with lessPeyton would have won 10 owls with the Pats Brady is a bum
>>152538781I know this is fake but there is no way their marriage lasts more than a year.
>>152538804It's pre cope. Mahommes is never winning another MVP or owl and his career is over. So the new cope will be "he had a better peak" or "he was better at the age he and brady both played" and the weird faggots are gonna spam that for the next 18 months minimum and then heading into 2027 "pocket passer mahommes about to take the league by storm">>152538762Hook and ladder
>>152538733I think Watson is technically more expensive next year, but that's his last unlike Tua
>>152538348The guy who makes these grades 100% posts here
>>152538156They should at least be 12-2
>>152538586We don’t sign our posts here
OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 16 power rankings!1. Los Angeles Rams 2. Denver Broncos 3. Seattle Seahawks 4. Buffalo Bills 5. New England Patriots 6. Houston Texans 7. Chicago Bears 8. San Francisco 49ers 9. Jacksonville Jaguars 10. Los Angeles Chargers 11. Philadelphia Eagles 12. Green Bay Packers 13. Detroit Lions 14. Pittsburgh Steelers 15. Baltimore Ravens 16. Indianapolis Colts 17. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 18. Carolina Panthers 19. Minnesota Vikings 20. Dallas Cowboys 21. Atlanta Falcons 22. Cincinnati Bengals 23. Miami Dolphins 24. Kansas City Chiefs 25. New Orleans Saints 26. Washington Commanders 27. Arizona Cardinals 28. Tennessee Titans 29. Cleveland Browns 30. New York Giants 31. New York Jets 32. Las Vegas Raiders
>>152538860***hook and laughter
>>152538835>1x SB MVPKekypoopy
>>152538871Titabs being that high is surprising
>>152538249>Mahomes outplayed Maye this yearAt getting injured and missing the playoffs.
>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/RNAFAGZlAN0?t=423>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6>Sean Payton: "He's the best"https://youtu.be/WALjBgR4KPw&t=1046>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50>Jimmy Johnson: "Greatest QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26
>>152538905Uh oh he's opening his cope folder
>>152538908Not very cryptic if you know the meme.
>>152538905Those are some OLD quotes
>>152538905>eliminated
>>152538869Brown copeMadison Beer is hot as fuck and they aren't engaged
Soon
>>152539003DELETE THIS
>>152538905>oft retarded media jews said it so it must be true!are you actually a genuine boomer who unironically watches day time tv?
>>152539002Madison Beer is the archetypal “hot” zoomer that isn’t attractive to millenials at all. It’s a specific TikTok look that she perfectly typifies.
Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her
>>152537982The true GOAT Drew Brees
i love panda express
Imagine Herbert on the Dolphins
lol poo brees and mutthomes
everything about LA is plastic, the women, the fanbases, the team branding.truly a soulless hell hole
>>152539091Imagine Herbert on the raiders
>>152539091I can only imagine it if he doesn't get killed behind his current oline
>>152539061i wish she'd disrespect me by sitting on my face
>>152539060>let me just play buzzword bingo
1. Mahomes2. Burrow3. Allen4. Daniels5. ?
>>152539108What oline
REMINDER>Brady will NEVER have the following over Mahomes:• Win MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same season• Never miss a championship round in 20s• Go to 5 Super Bowls in 20s• Win 2 league MVPs in 20s (Brady had 0 lol)• Be only player to go to 7 straight AFCCGs in 20s• Throw for 50 TDs in 20s• Throw for 5k yards in 20s• Have the single season record of most total yards of all time.• Have the most yards and TDs per game in NFL history• Set a new record in wins, TDs, and pass yards in 20s• Never miss playoffs in 20s• Have the 2nd most playoff wins, pass TDs, and Superbowl MVPs before your 30th birthday
>>152539123>Daniels
>>152539123>glassielsanon it is not 2024 anymore if you haven’t noticed
>>152539123You mise well just throw Caleb Williams in there if we're going to be dishonest
>>152539129Brady does have 2 playoff wins (including a superbowl win) over the muppetmutt though lol
>>152539129Melties incoming
>>152539017Who is this?
>>152539123Why is Allen on there? Swap him for Purdy and you have a great list of injured QBs
>>152539136>>152539140He’s still top 5, he was just injured. You can’t hold injuries against him any more than Burrow
>>152539108>>152539125It’s grim
>>152539152>replying to your own post
>>152539129Brady will never accomplish anything as a black QB either. Wow.
>>152538970Racism is not allowed in /sp/. Also, do you not know this meme? The dude vanishes in a shitty gif. Fucking zoomers.
>>152539174Chiefs fans do not look like that.
>>152539123burrow is a cuckold?
>>152539172Do you think injuries are random?
>>152539192Youre right, there are no needles lying around
>>152539172no fucking way, he had the fluke run to end all fluke runs last year and has been mid at best this year when he’s played.
Next - Mahomes will show everyone how to recover from a season ending injury and rip off another dynasty in his 30s better than bradyMahomes is BETTER than that belicheatbabby
>>152539209This is broncos erasure
>>152539213Chiefs fans look like they use too much cologne to cover up an old grease smell.
What the fuck is wrong with Puka?
>>152539209Unserious cope, he was very obviously elite from week 3 and carried a shit poverty team to the NFCCG, including a massive upset over the Lions, which no, you did not see coming whatsoever. >inb4 yeah huh!No.
>>152539234What do you mean? Hes jist being based
Well?
>>152539242We're actually getting a good game tomorrow lads
>>152539192
>>152539217ok bandwagon chud
There’s no way this is the real statmutt. This is some shitposter farming (You)s using his schtick
>>152539257Trash for garbage
>>152539255Robert Kraft is going to fuck him up.
>>152539262Oldest queefs kiddie itg
>commiefags are still coping with their styrofoam-boned QB who they had to shut down for the rest of the year because he’s so injury proneyou are huffing your own shit if you’re putting him in top 5 combos, you’re more insane than the jordan love glazers.
>>152539255and heckin redpillerino'd! XDDDDDDDDD
>>152537971There goes my HERO!
>>152539281*convos
>>152538645I exposed that Mahomes was a ref baby and Statmutt thought I was Lions fan. It's on his schizo manifesto
>>152539273Reminder Robby Kraft is in the Epstein files
>>152539283You thought since he played for LA he was gonna be some faggot bitch? Nut up plebbitor this isnt San Fagsico plenty people in LA are just like him.
>>152537971Was this from a season he won the super bowl? Oh what am I saying, of course it was
Brady was way better than Mahomes at getting cucked. Mahomes isn't even a top 5 cuck of all time. He could never get cucked like Brady. Tom would even suck the jiu jitsu bvll splooge out of his wife's ran through snatch. That was back when real men knew how to get cucked, not like this soft ass flirting generation. 7 cocks in your wife's holes > 3
>>152539310LA is just another Mexico City. Most people that visit southern Cali would rather stay in Anaheim
So guys, class is over for the semester. I’m studying for a bachelors in mathematics. Why? Because im trying to figure out if 7 is more than 3
>>152539322If Mahomes ever played a game like that night this board would not stop talking about it for 3 years. Unfortunately, the /pol/ tourists only started watching Brady after the politicized Falcons super bowl, so they missed it. Bro literally got benched, and there were serious rumors that Garroppolo might take the starting job permenantly. Unthinkable to ever happen to Mahomes.
>>152539324Let’s look at Anaheims demographics and.. OH NO!
>>152539304No shit, it'd be odd if he wasn't.
>>152539358Lets look that the United States demographics and... OH NO!
Burrow says he>doesn't want out>doesn't want to retireMedia is just going to ignore and keep pushing that narrative anyway though huh
>>152539350Honestly, the Vikings will be his biggest test because Brian Flores will most likely have a good gameplan. I expect him to be able to light up the Steelers and Bears defense.
What about Elway?
>>152539365>PR speak mattersYou are goycattle
>>152539365His play is way more believeable than his words. That isnt the same Joe Burrow
>school gets out on the east coast>bitchknees shows up to spew his leftypol seethe and shitposting.Every. Single. Time.
>daniels>the guy who got bitched and shut out by the kangz with nine at QB>top 4commiebros are in deep deep denial i see
>>152539370Ryback is better than Elway
>>152539370The Josh Allen to Mahomes’ Montana, but if Josh Allen were better and Mahomes were worse
>>152539358That's Cali in general lmao
>The Josh Allen to Mahomes’ Montana, but if Josh Allen were better and Mahomes were worse
>>152538380NinersPBR or Miller High lifeBrauts, onions, Dijon mustard
>>152539374He had one bad game in zero degree temps
>b-b-b-but it was cold outside!
>>152539372Yeah sure any day now he's going to demand a trade to the jets or something
>>152539403>Domebabby bitched out by weatherEven worse is he isnt a domebabby, hes just a bitch
>>152539403I expect this excuse from the Rams not the fucking Bengals lol
>>152539416The bengals don't play in a dome
>>152539412Knowers have been saying he’s going to the Rams for going on 3 years now goycattle
>>152539392>Thats USA in GeneralFix'd
>>152539403Wait how did the Bengals score literally 0 points? I missed this
>>152539439>California timezoneOf course lmao
>>152539424Fuck off Mexican animal.
>>1525394242 more weeks
>>152539453It’s gonna happen senor
>>152539147>You mise welldear lord
Ramsfags brought Lakers shitposting to NFL>we getting Arch>we getting Doza>we getting BurrowThere is no end to their delusion
>>152539449Not an argument paco
so what happens when the baby comes out as half black
>>152539503>Californian >calling anyone PacoLmao
I'm gonna start drinking in prep for the game tonight. Anyone else wanna join?
>>152539525What game tonight?
>>152539517They have 0 chemistry and she literally has 0 presence at his games. Won’t last 3 years
>>152539539Rybacks game
>>152539209Sounds like Joe Burrow
>>152539542>she literally has 0 presence at his gamesThat seems like a good thing
>>152539544sure
glad I moved my pickup or a tree would have fell on it.
>>152539521Just because you declare yourself doesnt make you any whiter senor
>>152539567No, it’s normal to show support. That’s why every NFL QB’s wife is visibly on the sidelines/booth, kissing him good luck before the game. It’s been a supportive partner. Meanwhile if you didn’t know from the internet, you would never learn that she was his wife. She’s a ghost
>>152539123>4. Daniels>>152539172>You can’t hold injuries against him any more than BurrowBased as FUCk
>top 5 qb >has played exactly 1 full season not how that works
>>152539595She's a busy A-list actress
>>152539606THE TAPE
>>152539611Kek first of all no she’s not, second even if she were she could make time for games. But again, she’s not. She’s an occassional actress who’s mainly famous for being famous
>>152539606Blo Dix stans wont like this one
>>152539581It's always windy in Wyoming thoughbeit.
>>152539606What about ryback?
you can tell puka had helicopter parents as a kid and he's finally able to break out of his shell and be a little crazyit's cute
>>152539595>partner
>>152539584>California not even listedIt's at 100% there isn't it
what's this pose called?
>>152539611Taylor was going to every KC game in the middle of a world tour nigga
Break out of this bussy
>>152539697The Lions super bowl
>>152539697the bussyblowout
>>152539517She's already like half black, so wouldn't it be... I mean I think the term is Quadroon?
>>152539680how can someone have helicopters for parents? they were most likely human
>>152539257i mean...who says Yes?
>>152539697Zesty.
>>152539674shut up ryback
>>152539726Bro really solved 3 IQ tests to post this
Drake Maye is a lunch pail kinda guy, I wouldnt call him athletic thoughShedeur Sanders? Now thats a superstar freak of nature there
>>152539726Did you just assume that they're homo sapiens you bigot
>>152539748Thank God. Athletic QBs never win and end up on mid-Day ESPN wearing Derby Hats meant for women.
>latinx team lost to europeans in povertyballwe win again
>>152539754Yeah I know, im just explaining an inherent, maybe even biological difference there.
Burrow should go play for the 9ers
>>152539439>cali timezoneo kek
Chikaner is back from watching divegrass. Remember to ignore him
>>152539754Then Drake Maye is never winning shit
What if we all just posted vocaroos to each other instead of typing
my birthday is on friday
chikaner is brown kek
This thread is full of suspect activity. I believe Mahomesposting will cure this.
>>152539765Maye is the most mobile QB in the league after Josh Allen and Lamar JacksonYou don't watch the games
>>152539798Happy Birthday! Try to do something you enjoy.
>>152539815I would argue Kyler Murray is more mobile than maye. Just an obsevation really.
>>152539825thank you i will be workingsame with christmas
>>152539815>just as mobile as two black QBsQuite an accomplishment for a yt
>>152539815Mahomes literally leads his team in rushing you assmad retard
>>152539257>replacing a piece of shit with another piece of shit
REMINDERBrady had 231 total TDs at age 32Mahomes had 231 total TDs at age 28Brady will NEVER catch up to him.
>>152538086Didn't he get brutally mouthraped by Dak Prescott in the wildcard round at home last time he tried?
>>152539647because Utah blows and Nebraska sucks hurr hurr
>mobilityhttps://youtu.be/JRsnQL-zw44
>there's chicanos mad PSG won itto kek
Bow DOWN
>>152539864No he doesn't>Kareem Hunt 557 yds>Patrick Mahomes 422 yds
>>152539815>gets faster mph in your path
>>152539365Media is retarded
>>152537942>have a top offense while throwing to undrafted white midgets>team can now spend most of the cap and draft picks on defense>defense is now elite as wellHow come non-Brady QBs are too stupid to pull this off?
Let him in.
>>152539925My bussy?
>>152539517well well well
>>152539925Bring him to Denver, it's gonna be a kink game this weekend
Reddit has better football discussion
>>152539941>kink
>>152539905Mahomes career is over lol
>>152539907If that’s true then it changed recently, the point is he’s well known as a mobile QB and you left him out for a reason, assmad retard
chikaner be way too brown lmao
>>152539946>said this about Brady tooNow look where he isMahomes has outpaced im at every step you think he wont continue to do so?
>>152539946It's been over since he got dicked I the super bowl.
>>152539910Caleb peaked at 20.45mphMaye ran 20.58 downfieldHe kept pace with Henderson who is one of the fastest players in the league
>>152539905>>152539967Statchad came with the receipts today Scatter, niggas
>GayGay McShartyʷʰᶦᵗᵉ "man">Nineblaq bvll
>>152539850Being an adult sucks.
>>152539949Nigga shut up, no one is thinking about your queefiesI left him out because he's fat and out of shape
>>152539935It's always the worst fucking people who 'surrender to God'.
It's time for Nicks Tiers!
>>152540005Thanks for confirming you’re an assmad retard, now you can resume while everyone has that asterisk in mind
>>152539935HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>152540012More like Nick’s tears HAHAHAHA GOTEEM
>>152540002Corgi McCaffrery.
Drake Maye could run for 60 yards a game if he wanted to
>>152539881You left your VPN, Kiwi bro. SQUASHING THE BEEF!
>>152540016You're a paranoid weirdo btw
>>152540035Maye needs to thank his lucky stars the queefs are shit rn, when they rebuild they are going to push your shit in tremendouslyMaye will be mahomes backup in a fee years
>>152540065Oh ok. So post Drake Maye’s rushing yards compared to Mahomes and show me the justification for ranking him higher other than being an assmad retard, since I’m a paranoid weirdoI’ll wait.
>>152540084The eye test
>>152539921I miss this trio of receivers. Brady trusted every single one of them complete, and having Gronk around made it that much better.
brady could suit up and do a better job than geno right now
>faggot mutthomo
>>152539921This image is so gay lolGiselle was right to fuck over her marriage and blow that ju jitsu dude in his kids bedroom over this closet cornball
I don't think my packies are gonna make the playoffs :(
>>152540102That’s what ur mum said lel
>>152540072Why do queefies larp as queef haters?
• Missed the playoffs in his 20s• Had 0 MVPs in his 20s• 3peat was ended by Jake Plummer in the divisional round• Only averaged 3k yards when his peers averaged 4k yards in their 20s• Never won without a top 5 defense• Won playoff games with 0 TDs and 1 INT for his first ring and was carried about the defense• Wife cucked him for a young bvll• Couldn't beat his peers in their prime and went a decade without winning so he waited for them to retire to ringpad against children
Mahomes played baseball (sport for fat people)Maye played basketball (sport for fit people)
>>152540110Mahomes has won the 2025 Mr irrelevant award though
>>152540026Lol epic
>>152539925The prince will win the Lombardi and finally be crowned king.
Can someone list top 5 QBs by super bowl rings?
The chiefs getting BTFO on Christmas won’t be the same without Mahomes. Shant be watching
>>152540143-.-
>>152540156Sad :(
>>152540156WOAH where is the flag on this
>>152540154Ring count is the sum of an entire career. What’s more telling than someone like Montana have 5 rings to Mahomes’ 3, is that by age 30 Mahomes already has more playoff wins. As for the rings, we can count them when Mahomes retires.
>>152540190In my bussy
>>152540193What's more telling is the number of rings, sorry little bro. @ me when Mahomes catches up.
>>152539997i dont mind it only just remembered that its coming up
>>152540207>N-nuh uh! You lost.
FACT: Brady couldn't beat Peyton, Eli, Rodgers, and Brees in their prime so he went ringless for a decade.He waited for those guys to reach retirement age to start winning against a new generation of rookies.That would be like Mahomes getting bootyblast by Allen and Lamar for a decade and waiting for them to retire to start winning.
>>152540156How Pissed is Amazon that they paid for this game lmao.
whats crazy about brady is he basically has 3 hall of fame careers wrapped up in 1 his 20s are HOF worthy, his 30s are HOF worthy and his 40s are HOF worthy
>>152540210Sorry bud but the metric of success is winning the super bowl. There are no bullshit qualifiers involved. When Mahomes catches up in rings we can talk. I'm not interested in what might happen.
>>152540231Incorrect, it’s 2. His 20s were not HOF worthy, he didn’t even win his first league MVP until 30.
>>152540236Hes got more than enough time. Makes your asshole twitch a little dont it>>152540211
>>152540249eli is a hall of fame qb and never won mvp
>>152540264He sucked this year then permanently damaged his body. I'm not exactly shaking in my boots.
>>152540269>eli is a hall of fame qb It’s *possible* eventually but definitely not first ballot, and probably not at all
Jaguars vs. Texans III in the ploffs is going to be fucking kino
>>152540279But enough about 08 brady
>>152540135>Couldn't beat his peers in their prime and went a decade without winning so he waited for them to retire to ringpad against childrenMeanwhile 44 year old grandpa rivers gets off the couch and has a respectable performance against the #2 defense while mahomo gets carried off the fieldYeah I'm thinking Mahomo is a fraud
>>152540309That medical staff was out there so fast kek
its crazy that elon tweeted about nuclear fusion research being pointless because le sun or whatever and then like 12 hours later the leading fusion scientist in the country was murdered and nobody is saying anything about it
>>152540308Most players don't come back the same from tearing the ACL, good catch. I guess that's another potential point for Brady.
>>152540327Google “Priest Holmes”It’s not a big deal
>>152540322Wtf
>>152540334It's not a big deal for elite players, true
>>152540211Eli won more rings in that time frame than Rodgers, Peypey and Brees
>>152540322is it really crazy? Boeing have been carrying out hits in public for years
Loveland > Warren
>>152540334Sure, it's easier for guys built in the lab, next you'll mention AP
>forced to watch my packers lose in primetime two more times to close out this seasonkill me
>>152540334You didn't even know who Priest Holmes was 8 months ago
>>152540362I literally met him as a child actually, sorry
>>152540359
Jaguars 5890359009457548745845988999 Broncos 0
>>152539967Mobile QBs always peak early and the flame out. Actual good QBs get better as they age. You’re just proving Mahomes isn’t good.
>>152540359I see they don't want to admit that Jacobs's knee is blown the fuck up
>>152540377You can say that all you want but that doesnt mean it's true
>>152540400Oh ok. I concede
>>152540395So Allen’s due to flame out as well?
>>152540135>Never won without a top 5 defenseHe won the literal super bowl in 2001, 2014, 2018 and 2020 without a top 5 defense. This is how you know he’s the greatest athlete of all time. His haters are forced into fantasy to discredit him.
>>152540395explain steve mcnair
• Missed the playoffs while healthy and with a top 5 defense
>>152540135>Couldn't beat his peersHe knocked out Peyton 20-3 in arguably Peyton’s greatest year (2004).
>>152540193see >>152540395
"The flu is a nasty bug" -Nick Wright
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>>152540210>You lost.Yeah Mahomes lost the Super Bowl twice, something Montana never did
>>152540464Wildes was on some shit this episode
>>152540468
>>152540211Who did 2004 MVP Peyton Manning and 2020 MVP Aaron Rodgers lose to in the playoffs? Oh right Brady lmao.
>>152540249Troy Aikman made the hall of fame with a few pro bowls, three rings and a SB MVP. Brady’s 20s were the same as Aikman’s entire career except with two SB MVPs. So Brady’s 20s are definitely in the hall.
Tiers are for queers
>>152540249Holy fucking delusional. He was pretty much a lock after he went 16-0
>>152540468yeah nah
>>152540468>penis juniorliterally forgotten by november kek
>>152540424Nta but McNair improved from bad to mid, wheb it comes to being considerd a good passer he never had a shot
Don't you love how Mahomes dick riders act like he hasn't been playing badly lately? Notice how they blame everyone else despite all of Mahomes shortcomings and him having receivers that absolutely can seperate. This is nothing like what Tom Brady had in 2019 before leaving for the bucs. I can guarantee all the starting receivers for the chiefs can become starters elsewhere but that is something that absolutely cannot be said for all the "starting tier" receivers that Tom had yet he still looked better that season than mahomes looked the past couple seasons
>>152540535Is that a Penny Front?
>>152540525nah you were
>>152540535Those jerseys look absolutely awful. It looks like something you'd find off a highschool football team
been thinkin about them beans
>>152540568co-MVP in 2003 near late career, and he took hits like Stafford at Detroit, only for an entire career
>>152540605We don't deadname franchises here
>>152539358>32% white 32% mexican 32% asian 4% blackthat's based tho
>>152540414Unironically yes
>>152540620We do and >we also purchase Redskins merch on online auction sites. Best branding in NFL history.
>>152540414Maybe. The only avenue to success for Allen is Brett Favre mode. He has to be basically indestructible no matter how many licks he takes. He might have it in him but probably not.
>>152540474Montana also never got blown the fuck out in the owl. Mahomes did twice.
My wife's son asked me why all the QBs are White. I was shocked. I almost cried out of anger. I didn't know what to say.
>>152540535>Bo Nix is heavily favored to win the Heisman going into championship weekend>he is playing Washington in the PAC-12 championship game>Jayden Daniels is not playing championship weekend because his team didn’t qualify >Oregon loses by 3 to Washington>Nix throws 3 TDs and 1 INT>Daniels wins HeismanI’ll always be mad.
>>152540525He was 30 during that season but it doesn’t matter because >>152540494
>>152540700gotta love that lame ass SEC bias
>Joe burrow: i want to play for a long time >retards: im getting andrew luck vibesWhy are they like this
>>152540154Brady 7Bradshaw 4Montana 4
>>152540725Sabotage
You cant ban me. I have alts accounts
>>152540249He had 3 rings in his 30s. He would have been first ballot if he retired before age 30
>>152540673My mother made a joke about how she probably can't beat up many people but she can definitely whip my ass, so I walked over and smacked the fuck out of her.
>>152540110Kek
>>152540755Fuck yeah dude, don't let people push you around. The weak should fear the strong
>>152540755Go Eagles btw
Chiefs are:#7 Total Yards/Game#5 Passing Yards/Game#4 Defensive ppgPatrick Mahomes passer rating this year is:89.9 Patrick Mahomes record is 6-8Repeat after me: Mawashed did not have a bad season.
It's not his fault
>>152540785But he did have a bad season
>>15254078589.6*
>>152540787Also
black QBs > samoan QBs
>>152540574They're in full cope mode
>>152540718If it was SEC bias Daniels would have been favored before the championship game. This is just retard bias.
>no odunze>no burden IIIit's time
>>152537982(1/2)To answer my own question, I have spent the morning (whilst being paid) researching which QBs have been carried by the defense and which have not. Notable QBs from 2003 to now are listed.Owl wins with a top 2 defense / seasons with a top 2 defense:Brady 3/6Mahomes 1/1Hurts 1/1Wilson 1/4Roethlisberger 1/3Rodgers 1/1Herbert 0/1Jackson 0/3Rivers 0/1Allen 0/2Goff 0/1Purdy 0/1McNabb 0/1Flacco 0/1P Manning 0/2Cutler 0/1Newton 0/1Number of 'owl wins with a top 8 defense (75th percentile) / seasons with a top 8 defense:Brady 6/12Mahomes 1/2Hurts 1/2Wilson 1/5Roethlesburger 2/9Rodgers 1/1Herbert 0/1Jackson 0/5Rivers 0/2Allen 0/4Goff 0/1Purdy 0/2McNabb 0/3Flacco 0/5P Manning 1/7Cutler 0/3Newton 0/2Palmer 0/3Brees 0/3Ryan 0/3E Manning 0/2Prescott 0/2Burrow 0/1Stafford 0/1
>>152540856wtf how he do that
>>152540859(2/2)Number of 'owl wins total / seasons with a top 8 defense (75th percentile) then ordered from least carried to most carried by defense:Mahomes 3/2E Manning 2/2Rodgers 1/1Stafford 1/1Brady 7/12Hurts 1/2P Manning 2/6Brees 1/3Roethlesburger 2/7Wilson 1/4Flacco 1/5Luck 0/0Lawrence 0/0Burrow 0/1Goff 0/1Herbert 0/1Purdy 0/2Rivers 0/2Prescott 0/2Newton 0/2Palmer 0/3Cutler 0/3Ryan 0/3McNabb 0/3Allen 0/4Jackson 0/5Total number of 'owl wins excluding wins with a top 2 defense / seasons with a top 8 defense excluding seasons with a top 2 defense and an owl win. Ie owl wins with top 2 defenses dont count but not winning counts against. Then ordered from least carried to most carried:Mahomes 2/1 (2 wins where he wasn't carried / 1 loss with a top 8 defense)E Manning 2/2Stafford 1/1Brady 4/6P Manning 2/6Brees 1/3Flacco 1/5Roethlesburger 1/7Rodgers 0/0Luck 0/0Lawrence 0/0Hurts 0/1Burrow 0/1Goff 0/1Herbert 0/1Purdy 0/2Rivers 0/2Prescott 0/2Newton 0/2Palmer 0/3Cutler 0/3Ryan 0/3McNabb 0/3Wilson 0/4Allen 0/4Jackson 0/5Eli has the distinction of winning the super bowl with the leagues 21st defense. The other QBs close to this was Mahomes, Brees, Payton Manning, each with the 18th D.
>>152540725>wants to play for a long time>signs a long term contract with the bengals
i hate my bengals so fucking much
>>152540831Why’d they pay him again?
>>152539697Da flu
>>152540877GMs favorite special boy
>>152540862>>152540866got a better version
>>152540870>>152540859Bad metric.
>>152539517It’ll definitely come out half jewish. >>152540874Fuck Mike Brown and his worthless family. Fuck Tobin and fuck Zac Taylor all into oblivion.
>>152540903What wrong in bengalsville today?
if Myles Garrett doesn't get the sack record then this entire season was pointless
The bengals should sign ryback
New cope just dropped
>>152540901Shut up chink
>>152540947I rank defenses by how cute the players are
>>152540915We’re stuck in hell/purgatory with no sign of change or redemption. Joey Bussy and Jamarr Chase’s careers are being wasted away in this shithole city.
>>152540951No way he actually said this.
>>152540947You forgot EPA/play
New>>152540968In a few>>152540968
>>152540951>the team that was eliminated and already lost the super bowl last year
>>152540966He's hanging on by a thread, if the Chiefs are relevant his whole shtick is done.
>>152540983
>>152540976>15 posts earlyThey wont do it for free
>>152540976this is the thread>>152540986kys queefie
>kiwipussy bannedKWAB
There’s five /nfl/ gennys under 500
>>152541003Blame Chikaner
I cant be banned. I just cant.
>>152541007There’s also 3 nus
>>152541007Who?
>>152541018Blame the chief haters
>>152541025the guy shitting up every thread with polfaggotry and tranny porn
>>152541015k
New>>152540964
>>152541038fuck off
>>152540983New(REAL) PAY RESPECT TO THE KING
>>152540872Dont you get it that means he really wants to play for the rams obviously
>>152540968>>152540968>>152540968REAL
>open the genny>5 got em seethinEvery time
