preemvious: >>152528408
shit thread
old thread
great thread man. this the change we need to see
Hmm let's see square circle triangle...2 dots, 3 dots, 4 dots...numbers letters symbols...half circle rectangle circle...
Alright I'm in, I hacked the mainframe
>>152538087im in too. high five
>>152538011Gaethje vs Paddy was signed and booked before Arman even fought hooker thoughbeit. Paddy does need some legitimacy and beating Garth at least gives him some, making the Arman fight bigger.Plus paddy will have seethe from boomers for beating Gaethje and will want to see him lose to arman.
>>152538061>great thread
I like paddy but I don't think he deserves a title shot yet. Imagine if he wins, I bet he's going to be the most insufferable cunt ever. hope Garthjew wins.
>>152538196Why are you doubting gaethje? he not only has a punchers chance but he's also a good striker, which is paddy's whole shtick. the more I think of this fight the more I realise it's Gaethje that takes it.2nd round TKO.
Gaethje by being fucking retarded!
they need to do a card outside before the white house event to dial in the sound. scuffed-f-c
arman/volk: in the hood
on top of garth's chin being completely gone he's now terrified of getting hit, he was dipping his head and shelling up against fiziev, looked like complete shit and only won cause fiziev was short notice and he'd been preparing for 5 rounds
fiziev knocks paddy out in the first
Don't know what a cross is. Is it the same as a straight?
>>152538471similar to a question mark kick
fiziev went to decision with poopy greenpaddy choked his bitch ass out and snapped his arm in the first
>matchups make fights
paddy went life or death with jared "meth" gordonbobby king headbutted that little fag's head into orbit
shitty green was getting peached by gordon before his natural instincts took over
Heeminder Bobby Green is in a homosexual relationship with his coach of similar age who he calls his "Dad"
>>152538580>before his natural instincts took overbetting the house on him
>>152538598last 2 fights notably absent from this webm
>>152538019Exclent OP
>>152538596youre telling me the guy with 50+ pro fights, and who call himself king, is a faggot outside of the ring? IM SHOCKED
With God and now Marriage, the path to both UFC Gold and the Presidency is wide open for Conor, I feel.
>>152538596best base for mma
>>152538537God if Paddy beats Gaethje that just fucks so much shit up for us. Imagine if they booked Paddy vs Gaethje a long time ago instead of Fiziev, how we would have laughed. Yet if he beats Garth, it just proves all the casuals right and Paddy was the right guy and way better than Fiziev. I'm gonna have to delete like 20k reddit posts if he wins. Bullshit.
>>152538656The Irish are contrarians who hate themselves, Conor couldn't win the presidency until he became hated and relatable.
>>152538695Factual Post. Thats why none of us can pick paddy to win. We KNOW he will win but if we predict he beats gaychees then we admit everything I've said about paddy was wrong... We said everyone in the top 10 would easily beat him. We're so fucked... We're so pathetic...
>>152538672because you attached 35 seconds on ground and pound, with no transition. nice bait faggot lmao
so I have to go through iq test every time I want to post about gooby's cock?
>>152538769Touch grass you mentally ill freak.
>>152538695kys
anons snitching on themselves complaining about the captcha. shit is easier than ever
>>152538808
>>152538903absolutely. i am too retarded for these alien shit.
>2 sets of numbers are right side up>1 set is upside down>mfw
>>152538926are you an Ilia Topuria fan? asking for statistical purposes
>>152539006nah that shitnigguh lives rent free in my head and I am afraid of charging him.
dillon dannis vs kron gracie
>>152538596King Green has you boiling
>>152538060how do you gas out against mark coleman?
>>152538495Granted that was PRIME green
>>152539148bro got a map on his back
>>152538495Are you the same cazzie who bragged and picked against King Green in the last gamethread, dude you are genuinely pathetic, Green is a crafty vet you moron
Another rat from Team Khabib popped.>PFL champion Movlid Khaybulaev has been suspended for one year by USADA after testing positive for recombinant erythropoietin (rEPO)>His suspension runs through August 2026.
>>152538799>>152538818>>152538867Even worse, if Paddy finishes Gaethje earlier, just imagine what that does to Max... Not our Max... Who would have thought Paddy was better than unlocked legendary fighter: 155lbs Max. Maybe we all just don't know mma..
StylePremiseGreen
Aaron "Crafty Vet" Pico
>>152539265doctor's prescription brazza.
HUGE NEWS>Ben Rothwell vs. Andrei Arlovski>BKFC: Knucklemania VI >February 7th
>>152539252i wasn't even watching saturday night
>>152539285>Crotchsniffing bitch couldn't strike with King Green on the feet, had to sniff his BBC for a shotMASSIVE story loss
>Giga Chikadze releases statement following brutal knockout loss - ‘Never wanted them to see me like this’
>>152539318>>152539346The duality of Madame...
it's starting to pour (schizo)
“I know you guys are gonna be awesome this year,” Ferguson declared. “So am I. 2026, I’m coming at you harder than a right hook.”
>>152539265kek and its not like he hangs out with anyone other than ali and khabib's people. so it comes from in house.
>Anthony Joshua promises he won’t hold back against Jake Paul: ‘If I can kill you, I will kill you’
I picked against Green = I'm a cazzie who started watching UFC in 2020
Really makes you think
Southern skiesHave you ever noticed southern skies?Well its precious beauty lies just beyond the eyeIt goes running through your soulLike the stories told of old
>>152539425You thinking ?
I know my boxing. Always bet on the black man.
>>152539436Yeah I'm thinking
>>152539401Why does Dan still wear red lense sunglasses? Especially being a bong. Isn't it a thing there now? Like you just dont do that?
The best boxer on the planet is White.
>>152539425>>152539436iq test passed twice. congrats
>>152539450Lets go for that!
>>152539458Dana? He refused to step in the ring with tito.
>>152539458Gane is white?
>>152539466Hold on brother, I'm thinking
>>152539457hardy just goes
manc fear lol
>>152539406It will literally be Joshua's most boring fight to date. Vintage bring Joshua. He will NOT risk ANY possible chance to get fluke heemed. And Jake has no problem standing around doing nothing. They will both stand and each throw 1 punch each round and maybe engage in the last 10 secnds of the fight.>If I can kill you, I will kill youThis is essentially a boxer letting you know absolutely nothing is going to happen in the fight.
>>152539497*hook*
take it elsewhere pillowpoofters
>>152539458actually he's American
my scalp is so dry meng im just sitting here scratching all the dead skin off
dirty boxin', gimme sum dirty boxin'!
what if jake paul actually legitimately dies?
>>152539533Jake Paul is a PFL Hall of Famer
>>152539502Crazy how Condit turned out to be a stand up guy and a valiant warrior while all these fuckheads and cucks like diaz and hardy cohabitate with prostitutes and smoked meth.
>>152539546We all post HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEADY
>>152539546it would be for tax purposes
Pillowpoofing is what I doAnd I'll come over there and poof all over you
>>152538596
>>152539552condit was always down to earth with the fans b
https://www.youtube.com/live/qysajjm1IrM?si=oeTkG1txushZ3MjZVolkov is competing in a bjj match right now, arman up next. Some Russian tappy org
tom won
>>152539466based
Who gives a shit it's all about pillowtapping now that the UFC is dead
>>152539637if you count losing as winning
>>152539640
Volkov won! You'd never see Tom doing anything cool like this
>>152539705Fuck you
>>152539705>checks flag, it's france>opens video, it's homosexual drivel>ciryl gane is a frenchmankek, tom won
"the crowd is chanting volkov"
>>152539705Respond to posters with something relevant to what they've said, filth maggot trash french faggot.
>>152539732Minanga Tomwon
its battle bjj so they can punch nice
At the end of the day, Gane painted a monalisa on Tom's bloody busted up face
>>152539745
Cant wait for Woodley to fucking smash Silvas head in on firday. Lets griggin go!
it's all just one schizo. multiple retarded personalities always appear togetheri think there's less than 20 regular posters on /heem/
>>152539833shut up before i ankle pick you
she's sending me emojis now
You fuckin with a nigga who don't give a fuck. Empty tha clip, and roll the window up.
>>152539916sup big dawlg
>>152539896Send her back To the crack shack where she belongsAll that you've done is so wrong
>>152539896Post the pics or stop larping you fat homo
>>152539929You see this huge salamander I caught the other day? Was pretty freaking sweet.
>>152539970of emojis? not fat btw
the cheek of f*enchie>>152540001what the hell that looks like a snek>>152539947factual post sadly
>>152539896Whats your secret for getting so much pussy man? I need an crumb of waht yuo got
>not fat>two large meatlovers pizzasI mean come on bro.
>>152539966Send it backWhatever feeling that you might haveJust send it back
>>152540019have you tried supplements? ghb is good but if you can't find it you can use booze just make sure they're not catatonic in public that ends badly
>>152540011Oh you're a messThe only thing that you've done is your bestBut still you're a mess
an active man should be getting them calories in>>152540064that was a nasty line
>>152539911>come in francecheck your tone pierre
>>152540059Roll down slowJust take it easy and take it slowThe breeze is easy so don't you goAnd tumble down real lowOr you'll end up with broken bones
>>152540003Your English turns Somalian tier when someone asks for any proof you're not a fat larping blogposting fag, weird how that works
https://youtu.be/GksW9LA2CR4its up
buh buh buh I rape you - Finland
>>152540073Years go byAnd after all of the tears have driedYou find that everything that you've wonHas so far away goneAnd now you're left as one
>>152540159cam'ron lol
>>152540147cut down to 105 and fight me
>>152540147You've gone homeYou went to france to spend some time alone Yes, you've gone homeAnd in your solitude you dreamOf what you'll come to beYet, you're alone
If you pulled up I woulda seen you niggas cuz I was outside pussy!
Been binging King Of The Streets. I never noticed how many eyepokes are in every single match, not even counting the eye gouging finishes. But it's crazy how much they never ever affect the action, they usually just piss off the guy who gets poked. I wonder how much knowing something is illegal impacts how you play it up vs how much you psychologically react when poked knowing it's illegal, without even faking.
>>152540141bet you're real familiar with how somput type aren't you
>>152540292
>Pissrab told DJ "Yan lmao that guy... I'm gonna kill myself if I lose to that guy">loses>immediately storms out of cage to papa danaHolly kwab gigantic georgian faggot
>>152540325what are the implications of your research vis an vis aspinbitch the paperim "champion" of the ufc
Btw tom and gane are complete jobber gachi muchi wannabe cans
>>152540237I would heem you so bad, you'd wish you never got out of prison.
>>152540382prison?
>>152540368Yeah, Gane's job is being the future GOAT of the division after he hees redditeira stiff.
>>152540325The king of streetsDown by the road he walks on fleekWith every step he takes he makes the women turn weakAnd the men they turn meek
>>152540382
https://youtube.com/shorts/uF35SbWMRmI?si=NZUzEtQBufRPITK7
>>152540368I was with you until attacked Gane.
>>152540435behave
>>152540430You're gonna be missing bubba's fruit cocktail.
So I runTowards the sky and the sunTo run without you I am dumbBut I can't help myself As my wings start to meltOh what a fool I felt
>>152540472
do you even spank it the whole time during a jav? is it an unspoken rule not to touch meng until the initial sexual assault?
if it ain't got that crispy sear i ain't want it
>>152540500I bust first sign of tits
>>152540500>the whole timewhat are you an athlete
>>152540435Faggot worm
Oh it's been niceBut it's time for me to say goodbyeI have no more words to speak And my mind is so weak I'll just leave in peaceHave a good day and week
>>152540553clean pin
>>152540496>ooohhhhhh I can't heem, I better try to submit him!Wouldn't work on me.
>>152540647>wouldn't work on meheh, nice try kid
I offer you this:
jojua versus blanchfield would be absolute gigadimes
why isn't dana doing GOAT vs poatan for the white house card
goat vs poat
Jon "GOATan" Jones>>152540794baldy has always hated the Bonester
>>152540714Getting flashbacks?
>>152540794>they are not on good terms anymoreand water is wet. jon jones + white house card
Just 3 months ago Georgian MMA was on top of the world... The flushing needs to be studied desu
>>152540830gonna have u seein ghosts b
>>152539265>>152539401>>152540858First Georgia and now it's all coming out about Khabib's doping.. Dark times.
>>152540858merab should fight at his natural weight class. 170. matt serra did it
aspinall is going to beat the shit out of his svettis this christmas cap this post
> I had it 10 - 9 for fighter!> CLUB AND SUB!> I picked Topouria by KO!> GOAT! HES GOAT!> GOAT!!!!> Josh Van by MURDER!!!
>>152540881>OMG OMG OMG YAN IS GONNA SNOOZE ANOTHER DECISION WOW
>>152540865>Fake One stoppageEmbarrassing....
talmbout black and blue
That Helwani Fight Circus mini documentary ain't it.
*heems you*FAAAAHH!!
i just hope the tard cushions some of the blows
Tom is THE millenial fighter.
>>152540935fighter of the millenium? close but Jiri Prochazka is him. Let's go for that.
>>152540893
>>152540935three words: belal
Tom? a coward.
>>152540960Honestly? Respect for remembering the name.
>>152540881>>152540892>Redditors and Trannies know more about mma than usGrim b...
>*hail the heaven-born prince of peace*>svetlana me bloody mince pie is cold>*hail the sun of righteousness*>oh nyo tyommy plyease nyot iyn fryont chyildren>*light and life to all he brings*>where are you you polish cunt>*risen with healing in his wings**taps around room feebly*
Thomas Aspinall:The Cyclops of Lancashirehis sons retarded
Nah fuck that!
>>152540948>Still thinks early stoppages are heemsNot here...
>>152540965takes one to know one
>>152541016i do what i gotta do to keep it outta the judges hands b
>*silent night holy night*>ME FOKKIN EYE!>*all is calm all is bright**loud screams*>*round yon virgin mother and child**plates crashing*>holy infant so tender and mild*wailing autistic melty*>sleep in heavenly peace*loud meaty punts*>*sleep in heavenly peace**silence punctuated by quiet weeping*
CreativityInspirationSelf improvementGane.
>>152541036Bit ironic coming from you innet spams?
aspinall wanks dogs ruins christmasesholds up the division
>tony weeks enters chat
sticky situation
>>152541075His posts REALLY stick with me, don't they?
>>152541096ilja has to be one of the dumbest niggas i have ever had the misfortune of seeing look at that bimbo all he had to do was sit pretty until hugo turned 18
>>152541108>But enoughthen khalas akhi do as you say
>>152541047>Judges handsYou TKO people, but when I knock people out they don't move. They don't get up.
>>152541111Not every woman in miami is a whore dipshit, you watched too many movies
>>152541067That's not a haiku. Haikus are 5, 7, 5. Yours is 5, 5, 6.
>>152541128never said she is but she's dumb as bricks and filthy rich
>>152541057If Gane was allowed to kick jones in the nuts without a timeout (the way jones was allowed to eyepoke without penalty throughout his entire career) Gane would have won.
Clitia Toepiglet
>>152541096miami?
>>152541136aspinall wanks dogsalways ruins christmasesthe worst heavyweight
>>152541155Still wrong you abject fucking retard, kys
ciryl gane is bestfast fluid powerful sharpmade tom look awful
>>152541174see >>152541169and behave
>>152541187tom won btw
>>152541190That's still fucking wrong god dammit fuck
jon bones jones the GOATdid not like tom aspinallhe was too b league
>>1525411985/7/5? i am not a poet sneedmeister have mercy
>>152541203the same guy who lost to dominic reyes?
>>152541219Can somebody fact check this?
dana white understoodthe salford man was not dimeshe was not a draw
Thank you Dana WhiteThank you Hunter, Sean ShelbyThank you UFC!
>>152541047just wildly swinging and hendo luckily landed not impressive
>>152541225it passed the eye test. bones got beat to a pulp
i haven't been here like all day came only in evening time can't speak for big Cloz
>>152541123>tko>ko>subput em in the cage wit me, ill finish em b
>>152541232Only I am allowed to do that, anybody else who does is a loser
Romero is fighting against Lorenzo Hunt, who's an absolute roidbeast in Bare Knuckle. I think he will get KO brutally
Turn on your monitor
>>152541238>wildly swinging>luckily landhendo is impressive
>Notification: ON
>>152541261card of 2026
>>152541279porktayto porktahto
Ask yourself a question, would Tony quit after an eyepoke?
>>152541278awful lot of internet chattings and play by play analysis for a man too blind to do bench press per his (37th) doctor
>>152541244>Put em in the cage with me I'll f-ACK!!!!!!!If they put me in the cage with you, I would be the one going to jail...
He's right you know.
>>152538291I know that's no bodog, but bodog was kino.
>>152541057Now imagine if he had a three digit IQ.IMAGINE how good he would be.
ilia botched his marriage and therefore is no longer eligible for bmf status i fear
>>152541310>mate dont tell me doc pls
gay ass captcha system
Put him OG, brazza
gay ass posters itt
>>152541274he got butchered by wanderlei in their first outing also got lucky here with fedor getting caught up in the cage
>>152541382If we lived in a decent country this whore would be stoned to death and/or thrown off a roof.
>>152541393I'm pretty sure they'd throw your tranny assoff the roof too bud
>>152541404you think she's ever... you know...
how did spams lose favor with the mods what's going on
>>152541415I predicted that Islam would dominate JDM btw
a christmas miracle
the mods have never had any friends
>>152541462Why has your drug addled brain fixated on this specific phrase to the point you need to post it 10 times a day?
yeah fuck that!
>>152541466let's just enjoy the peace and quiet
>>152541466Geeked up playin xbox all day!
paramount plusattacked that nigga on a bus
>>152541476he would enjoy that too much
>>152541481We're just out here living our absolute best lives.
i'm really piffed
>>152541416Conducted herself with modesty? I do not.
>>152541499Yes sir!
>>152541522she knows damn well what it tastes like
kek retard
hey Finland!
sup b
Fight of the year
Ruh Row
you may talk shit but sucking the soul out of the UFC and turning it into cookie cutter goyslop is getting them 7 billion dollar deals
Poor spammys probably just sitting in his room alone now, being sad, screaming at the wall for being cl0zzed up
>>152541674My issue is they don't promote the fighters anymore ever since Ngannou fucked dana
>>152541462Nah, fuck THAT
Yeah he's cooked
I've been told that your soul will suffer for making fun of him. Food for thought,
another day spent posting about poop and some guys dead mom it'll all be worth it in the end
>>152541674It was ESPN whose mission was to turn it into that. They talked about it when they bought the rights. Paramount was more king when they ran Bellator, even in the commercials they’re saying they’re refocusing on rivalries and there will be more promotion in general>>152541716Promoting fighters specifically is a dead meme. All it would do now is make people hate the person they’re trying to promote. Every fighter who’s worth a shit has their own fucking tv show anyway, way better for or fighter than a stupid slow motion commercial that lists their accomplishments. Like it or not, anti-promotion is a better promotion to moderate and hardcore fans. Look up Tom’s stats and views. They skyrocketed after Dana did the press conference saying he quit. He instantly became reddits favorite fighter when they hated him before, same with Arman. You’re just too stupid to realize it.
>>152541827they already started doing that with the reebok deal.
>>152541827Being hated is good, that means people give a shit about you
>>152541744women are crazysomething similar happened to me. I broke up with my ex and she filed some bullshit charges against me that exposed me to a felony with mandatory imprisonment. I live in a very blue state so of course the DA's office is all true believers. ultimately I had to accept a misdemeanor because they had one text from me where I apologized about things getting out of hand, which SHE TOLD ME WASN'T MY FAULT IN THE TEXTyet they used that to bully me into not going to trial where I a retarded jury could send me packing to the big house for up to 7 yearsI had to rebuild my life after that. went from making $200k a year to $70k in a new field
mma fans just like the fighters are the biggest batch of mentally ill faggots
I'm a victim :-(
Clozapig's mom musta been a PAWG milf.
>>152541990His ex got blacked?
Anyone else here busy having a life?It dulls the pain!!!
>>152541744>pays hush money to keep talk of abuse quiet>ppl find out about it anywaykek never boy'd this clown for a second
this is the end stage of lolcow culture you're looking for someone anyone to point and laugh at but you become the loser worth ridicule in the process very batman esque
>>152542224yeah spammy must be like 45 with no relationships in the real world
I KNOW Y'ALL DIDN'T THINK THE JANNY WAS GONNA LOSE IN A SHITPOST AGAINST A FRENCH DUDE
Whenever I go through a tough time, I ask myself "what would Ciryl Gane do ?". And then, everything gets brighter and I know I can overcome anything.
Is it just me or is there zero excitement for 2026 other than White House card?
Imia Ropeia
https://youtube.com/shorts/Kmg82Ijju94?si=Ysf02WaGH9uy57c5
>>152542430look at the words above. that is what they market fights to now, sports ded m8, im gunna box
Aieman Zahabi. Conan the Babrian. Venn diagarm?One circle.
>>152542473>>152542537>>152542487Excellent posts.
Finland is a superstar here
>>152542430nothing exciting about the White House card either, it's not gonna be whatever the bald bitch has in mind, no one actually wants to fight thereit's gonna have a few retards like Chandler and Gaethje fighting in front of pedophiles in suits and it will be the most soulless shit everany Apex card will be better than this
Uhhh, white bros I don't feel so good about this...
>>152542622so joshuas just giving up on ever getting the heavyweight title back eh?
>>152542649Jesus Christ this freak is fucking shameless! Yuck!!
this whole era of acting gay can die horribly. there’s nothing clever about it, it’s pure retard word slop. very cool you spam the same fucking thing everyday, you are making a statement! can’t wait for this to rile your retard ass up to spam more
>>152542666Spammy revved you.
>>152542666it's not gonna stop until spammy gets v&. he's already been at it ever since /heem/ exposed him as a midget latino dockworker
>>152542699You are spammy lol. Again, fucking clever, hilarious, simply the best. Amazing trolling. So you call yourself sneed, then cry out for euros, and then mask on as another retard. Genius. Keep trolling, it’s the best work I have ever seen, and refuse to filter it. All 3+ of your personalities on display, you are the funniest! You really are, keep it up, maybe even start a YouTube channel. You are well received by everyone! Tell me the same joke again, please! Anything unoriginal, please respond with. You can’t miss!
>>152542781The funny part is you actually have the least idea what's actually going on here out of anybody.
nobody cares about your gay little spamcord sneed. everyone knows you're an obsequious worm
Gotta side with him Sneed you are objectively a pitiful loser, amongst the biggest on this website. Doesnt make me happy to say it bro
>>152542622BBC always wins i fear.....
'Cause Spammy is my boyfriendSpammy is a godSpammy is the breeze in my hair on the weekendSpammy's a relaxing thoughtAren't you envious that for you it's not?Sweet like honey, Spammy is a catPurring in my lap 'cause it loves meFlexing like a goddamn acrobatMe and Spammy vibe like that
and of course spammy busts out the slovenia vpn as soon as all the gay shit and filtered posts pop updefinitely not a coincidence that 5 of the biggest retards on /heem/ all show up at the same timeit's definitely not just one ultra pathetic freak with nothing going on in life who keeps bumping /heem/ threads cuz his neurons are fried from internet brainrot and lack of real life activity
>>152542820cool? I don’t care about your internet social club you gatekeep, how cryptic of you lmao.
GEORGINA IS HURT BAD JOE OHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE SLEPT HER TATE JUST KNOCKED THAT BITCH OUT COLD
time to find common ground. I dont like draws in mma, score something 10-7 if its that close lol
>>152542975>>152542973If you seethe for another hour I'm sure it'll stop
>>152543027he won't stop no matter what because he's mentally ill. only chance we have is an arrest + long-term psychiatric observation where internet access is strictly monitored
>>152542430just you. they 2 ppvs back to back weeks, and other crazy shit
>>152543040Ok no one asked just stop whining bye now
There aren’t enough draws in MMA. One round shouldn’t be swayed by a single jab or control time meme when every other metric is equal. Fighters should be incentivized to put on an actual fight instead of a point contest. In the case of a draw, they only make half their money so I’m fine with it
>>152543060you just asked dumbo
>>152543040Fucking WEEMING him repeatedly gawd DAM
I'm reading Wordsworth's Preface to the Lyrical Ballads. it is weeming my brain because he keeps saying the same thing in different ways despite starting this whole Romantic movement based on simple/pure natural language of man in innocent concordance with the beauties of nature
>>152543075You're so mad you can't even read lol
>>152543185the part about being mentally weemedplease go to sleep so you don't have these comprehension issues. it is a consequence of your late nights on the internet
>>152543164Spammy talking about poop and dead bodies is better than any of this dreadful blog posting. You losers actually take this place seriously and look to make emotional connections here
>>152543258>posting trannies and scat to artificially bump a thread is better than talking about poetryyou double fried cooked
>>152543274Yeah it really speaks to how much of a boring loser you are
i carry a gun to deal with all of you, i reserve my hands for women, like ilia does.
>>152543286poetry > poop fetish>>152543287venting about books is way less gay and disturbed than dumping all sorts of freaky shit related to tranny dick and body fluids
>>152543301Sure, but not when you talk about it
I'm scared and afraid.
>>152543308don't be a hayder or nick klein gonna heem ya
The worst thing about Spammy is anyone who is Anti-Spammy. Antispa
>>152543321, he said, posting at 2:30am on a weekday while never denying that he's a refugee-tier gib goblin
>>152543320See thats not funny, like at all. You make Spammy and Sneed look like Jerry Lewis because you're such a cringe bore
>>152543341UFC PI finna run some scans to see if they can find your funny bone
>>152543363No need, its in your mom
>>152543380>he dreams of elbowing pussygood god man
Injecting a downie with TRT
>>152543594soon
Injecting a downie with HRT
Injecting your mom with my PP
neglecting me aoife for a free TV
Buying myself a new ATV
I'm farting in reverse
Johnny Appleseed but he gives steroids to retards and his name is Andy Aspinall
holy fuck we need Martin Buday to beat Will Feury sooooo bad. A win for Buday is a win for the world and the world is in desperate need of Wins.
Jon Fagit vs Poophand
Oh bloody hell I can't even check me shoes no more because of me peepers! Fuck you Gane!
can you imagine this guy not being an elite fighter?how you look is a part of your game
fatman poop
why are dagis such cheaters
>>152543995Asians can't fight worth a damn
Who would be an appropriate opponent for him in his invertible comeback fight?
>>152544184Jorge "Gamebred" Masvidal
Team Khabib's STEROID Problem Just Got EVEN WORSE
Just heemed my meng
>>152544184Nick
>>152544280Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in a long time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r4neFWbkLwIT'S OVER
>>152544280Retain your semen
the only team khabib member that doesn't cheat is umar because he's a renaissance man
>>152544323it's on a rag it's fine
I retain my semen. I let it out, too, but I retained it until then.
>>152544323Sometimes you need to purge the test cazzie
https://youtube.com/shorts/WtFAFTQip6g?si=NzEzU8ibJ_wKN6JI
i would heem 98% of you stiff
Literally the anime version of Dana White life really does imitate art
>>152543995He suffered a rather humorous and embarrassing knockdown in a recent fight against a bum.
>>152544437
The tyranny of the cleaners
>>152544437I actually believe Ben Askren could kick your ass in his current state if both your lives depended on it.
>>152542461So you're saying Kamaru is going to get blacked by his black slamdadie? Bold prediction from you, Pak. Even if you believed it, I didn't think you'd admit it. Honestly, respect.
Guys I just heard there was some kind of mass shooting in Australia. How is that possible when they banned firearms?
>>152544584I dunno b they banned eyepokes and look at Tom
why did this doo get so much push
>>152544658Good ole boy from Florida
>>152544698Them Pensacola boys built different..
>>152544658gave the Rock a Rockjob
heem or no heem
Bruh how many times are you gonna try banning me?
New Guru video just dropped https://youtu.be/Oqq46uICvzM?si=4Y9BQINqB7nFAp-o
>>152541438>>152541954>>152541990>>152542045>>152542167>>152542557B-but I watched you die... You should be dead... H-how can it be?
>>152545086my nigga dropped another trvke nuke.
>>152544658Because unironically nobody does that to Nico Price. Out of Niko's 8 wins and 10 losses, no one has beaten him via decision.
>>152544795What's his name?
>>152544471I think it's crazy that Inoue is fine just beating up 50% randoms at this stage of his career. Guy has no drive. You look at the risks guys like Crawford and Canelo and Usyk take, and it makes you realize most boxers are just not worth caring about.
>>152545188Ariel Helwani
>>152545203Helwani is the biggest pussy on earth. Hope he gets smacked for real at least once before he disappears
>>152545210Isn't that anti semetic?
another dagi rat bitch dick sucker caught with EPOkabob on pooicide watchreminder that thomas asspainanal loves pooslims and actively campaigns for monkey mokaev to come back into the poofc because they train together and tom is a giant pussy faggot retard
mens title fights just started!https://www.youtube.com/live/NA5NhgmZ2fE?si=sxHdvJOiXsiIOUa9
>>152545228no. Israel is a highly advanced nation-state with military superiority in their region of the world and global power projectionAriel is a mandrama slurping weasel faggot from Canada
this crowd in peru is going wild!
>>152545299And what about Israel Adesanya?
>>152545339had a fun run and gave us an amazing rivalry with Pereira. wish they would've had a third fight
>>152545349 Islam?
*steals your children and money*
>>152545365two weight champ, arguably the GOAT LW, surpassed Khabib's legacy. some insane wins against p4p guys or guys on very long win streaks (Volk 1, Charles, JDM). also gave Poirier a hell of a retirement fightI hope we get to see him fight 3-4 of these new WW killers
>>152545433agreed. if he can keep his streak bouncing up, im okay with him being the P4P goat ahead of jones
Mazzetti suffers his first loss, knocking his opponent out after the bell lmao and he was going to finish him the next round
>>152545464based Jones truther. reddit hates us
I believe all women.
>>152545510thats not too inclusive of them, is it. . .
Because I'm maori bro
Pietro Giano
Regarding the Paul/Joshua fight: These niggas sign NDAs so we would never even know if there was fishy shit in the contracts like you get half your purse for each knockdown
Get your purse halved, rather. For each knockdown you score
I herd schaub o'malley stopped jackin the peen this camp
AJ moves like a flyweight put Paul only needs one
>>152546049we're going to get a headbutt, and second fight ;)
AJ needs to keep his chin tucked, Jake Paul only needs one or two or three either way Jake Paul by TKO
>>152546065Makes sense
>>152546065ahahahahah dropped that fuckin faggot useless piece of shit right in the turd bowl HermBEAST showing that stupid hillbilly LEVELS.
Paul by murder and then vlogging with the corpse
Joshua has 0 chance of winning
>>152546098This is low key the only jake Paul fight where there is no question that he will lose.
>>152546117There’s nothing lowkey about it
>>152546081boestch could show up sometimes. he was funky
It's everyday bro
Van bros...
>>152546135>>152546117Jake Paul has some tricks it'll go over 2.5 rounds 100%
>>152546117There are ways he could easily go to a decision, which is a win for him. Especially considering he's going into a legit boxing promoter role down the line. Even if he got flatlined, in the strictly promotor space that gives him more of a credibility and legitimacy than Dana or Eddie Hearn has honestly. Joshua doesn't heem unless the opponent gets into a retard firefight or parries like a retarded ngubu. It will most likely be a Derrick Lewis vs Ngubu type of fight since both guys dont mind standing around for 90% of a fight.
>>152546185Kape is spammy?
>>152546298would be impressed if he can pull that off. I dont know shit about boxing but I feel like joshua would be able to finish any unranked HW trying their best not to get finished.
>>152546313putin called are leaders piggies i begin to suspect spammy is a spook for some government agency
Jake Paul was already won.
Georgina tanked that shit and dished it out back
Topuria heemed himself. He truly is the new Conor.
ilja is dumb as rocks
ilia's really smart like one of them brain rocks
keep an eye on a kid named tonyhe is an undefeated world champion who is boxing some bum this saturday
>>152546422hes on the jake card?
>>152546335Yeah. I'm only betting on joshua being extra boring and cautious because of the sheer consequence and embarrassment of losing or getting caught by Jake. Losing to Ngubu wouldnt have killed his career, everyone would just say ngubu is a GOAT we just didn't know it. But losing or getting heemed by Paul really would kill his career and give the Saudi's the ick. It would truly be over with the way box fans are.
>>152546420from planet retard's retard moon sadly
>>152546438oh yeah? that's like your fucking home moon bro
>>152546435no, misfits card thats main evented by top g
>>152546422No a day later on misfits. He's boxing the guy Dillon Danis just submitted last time in mma.
>>152546443oh shidinternet forgot about that big lil nigga
>>152546441very disrespectful
trump unironically piggyposting on the tl
>>152546490putin called us little piggies
I am old enough to remember when people respected finland
Conor McGregor vs who at the whitehouse?
>>152546422Lezzzgooooooo
>>152546524chandler will probably fight for free so you do the math kid
Malignancy.
gonna heem my meng before i go to bed 2nite, ill let u guys kno
imagine being some youtuber fighting for fun with other youtubers for views and then TONY fucking FERGUSON.
paramount+ just released price hikes its now 14 dollars a month
>>152546632>they didnt buy it when it was on sale for $60 a year a couple months ago
>>152546632with helwanis you always pay monies
How did ilia pick his wife she's ugly has fake boobs and is from miami
>>152546760She lured him in using witchcraft.
Ilia Topturo
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/topurias-wife-in-delray-scandal/>Ilia's estranged wife was photographed exiting Delray Beach residence believed to belong to bodybuilding legend Jason Genova early Thursday morning. Sources remain silent on nature of visit.
>>152546824Ilia like man ufc fighters comes off as a soft arse soý boy. Ensnared by a gold digger who's bored of his soft nature and small dick. He probably works too hard for her liking I'd imagine so she's very bored. Ghastly. Should have gone with a good pious girl like bryce. Not talking about his demon gf.
>>152546855Bryce is definitely a good pious girl. He's a good southern little twink! Daddy's here, I'm going to take his diapers alive!
>>152546760ilja is a short and ugly refugee b
>>152546855from what I've gleaned he thought he should start beating his meal ticket for some retarded georgian reason and now her extremely rich father will divorce gulag him
we cannot follow them
>>152547011Holy shit is this real?
>>152547029has nofollowbro ever lied before
>>152547011How do you train a dog to do this?
>>152547040ghb although if you can't source it booze is just as good
>>152547036wonks will not like this post Bruder
it just sounds like a bad breakup where they are making mountains out of mole hills and are too weak to see past the bump in the road they are experiencing. going nuclear on each other and shit ass niggas
>>152546435No, he's on the joke card.
>>152547099they heemed him for for speaking the truth
Tony "Killer" B
Rhys McKee should be cut
>>152547134you just saw the news didn't you
>>152546760They are looksmatched
>>152547157yes
>>152547096This is very emotionally conscious. I like this.You are going to have good relationships with others in your life. Not many people have the ability we share
>>152547161Kys. Go to your university class and leave us in peace.
>>152547096It's all part of his plan.
>He might have woken up the dragon.>Nah there aint no fuckin dragon, there's a cucuy bro... And there's certain things that woke me up in this camp that I put that guy away for a long time.. I put that guy away for a long time... Chills
How many times have you been mistaken for someone else on /heem/?Me - 3
>>152547011The dog LITERALLY follows superman (jewish actor)
Tony is so back. Just goes to show this game is all mental
if you only knew...
>>152547234
>>152541239kek based post
So is today the day we all say goodbye to eachother?
I can't stop watching the Rampage steam videos? They're just so entertaining
>>152547549I guess everybody's gone. Too late
Hey little sister who's the only one
>>152547655Who are you taking to?
>>152547683>>152547683>>152547683>>152547683its a nice day to start again. .
