im the best bettor here

I am teh sexiest bettor here

remember, you win all of the soccer bets you dont place

Seahawks
Commanders
Packers

coby white you fag
just get 2 more assists

NCAAF: Arkansas State Red Wolves Moneyline

Yesterdays bets

NBA: Memphis +8 1u

NBA: singles + parlay
Jaylon Tyson Over 12.5 Points .5u W
Coby White Over 3.5 Assists .5u L
Nikola Vucevic Over 2.5 Assists .5u W
~parlay missed .5u L

NHL: Luke Evangelista Over 1.5 SoG .5u L
NHL: Josh Morrissey Over 1.5 SoG .5u L

NCAAF: ODU +4.5 1u W
NCAFF: Delaware +3.5 1u W

NCAAB: singles + parlay
CRE +3.5 .5u W
TXST +4.5 .5u L
Gon/Cam O161.5 .5u W
~parlay missed .5u L

+2 Units

>>152542202
imagine the putrid gas

>>152544558
correction

NHL: Luke Evangelista Over 1.5 SoG .5u W

+3 unit

crystal palace to win to nil @ 1.90
crystal palace -2.0 @ 2.05

NCAAB: William & Mary Tribe -7.5

>>152542202
sup dogs

i give sex to croatian women like this all the time, all day every day almost

NFL: Seahawks -1.5

NHL: Alexis Lafreniere over 1.5 SOG

>>152548410
I’ve got rams ml
>Rams are 14-1 ATS in their last 15 same-season road rematches.
>Rams are 25-6 ATS in December since 2018.
>Rams 5-0 ATS in last five trips to Seattle

>>152543889
oh you took that one, too? i parlayed it with vucevic O7.5 rebounds (i wisely steered clear of the double-double prop going around on him). but white is a bum, we need to face it.

any insight into why dynamo kiev is plus money against noah?

palace up and running this game a lot closer to 2-0 than 1-1

the weather in this seahawks rams game is going to be fucked. it has been absolutely storming in the region for the last few days. there have been pretty heavy sustained winds with gusts 40+ mph all day. any sort of passing or receiving prop is going to have extra risk. stafford is a bit of a domebabby and the rams are kind of like the dolpins and suck in outdoor cold weather games.
seahawks @ 1.83.

Over on the paul fight is so free

>>152554824
only if Anthony is in on it/doesn't want to end it
that or jake makes an ass of himself hugging

not betting that shit though

>>152555036
>only if Anthony is in on it
He 1000000000% is

knicks suckn

>Rams FG-fest

It's over

CBB: Villanova +4.5
tad bit of money coming in on Wisconsin but don't think it moves to 5.5

>JSN (technically Darnold) sell-job for the 2nd week in a row
>Only other hope for a win is Colby Parkinson but the Rams offense is completely gone
>Thought I was doing a big brain move by fading a Puka TD this week
>Rest of the 4th quarter will probably just be field goals

Fuck

I've discovered how to make free money with the NFL. 5 bet winning streak right now.

>>152548284
>>152548929
>>152548410
>>152544005

2-2 today juice got me

Nfl is so blatantly orchestrated

>>152559870
You gonna tell us?

The only question is if Joshua KO's him in first round or not. Ten years ago he was doing that to legit boxers. It's the first Jake Paul fight that isn't like the others. I always thought it was gonna be someone like Khamzat Chimaev that gives him perma brain damage but i feel this is it. I believe he finally found his "godfather".

>>152562222
So are we betting on Jake Paul to win against AJ?

>>152542202
Whatever happened to this sloot?

>>152562142
I pick games where both teams have a decent enough offense and I parlay one of them at +7.5 (usually the favorite) and make a small overs.

So far last week this worked for the Patriots, Vikings, Chargers (I parlayed this with an unders) and Broncos.
Today it worked with the Rams. I went Rams +7.5 and over 36.5 and amazingly the bet was @1.88, which is insane value to me.

So that's 5/5 bets won with this strategy. Values of the bets range from 1.6 to 1.9.

how much did you all win on McIlroy sports personality award? Easiest £50 ever. Between him and ginge I’ve won over £140 so far. Hopefully Karen Carney will win Strictly. Reality shows are easy money.

If AJ doesn’t win, then it’s all rigged. If it’s not rigged and AJ loses, then he needs to forget about boxing and hide away from the public.

i think you almost have to put a bit of money down on the bama 2.00 moneyline. this will be a retribution game for the crimson tide who lost to the sooners a few weeks ago. in that game the crimson tide hammered the sooners all game. outgained them 406-212 yards, had almost 10 minutes more of possession time, but trailed in the only statistic that matters. the sooners were fortunate to have an early pick6 that put them ahead by 10 and had the crimson tide chasing the entire game. the sooners scored 1 td without that pick6, and struggled to move the ball. the 212 total yards they put up against the crimson tide was their lowest total of the season. if they didnt score that early defensive td, they could have easily been trailing by 3 going into halftime and trailing by 4 going into the 4th quarter. oaklahoma is a very low scoring offense with almost no explosiveness, mateer only likes to pass it to the tight ends or half backs for short 5-10 yard gains, very rarely goes for a big play. since coming back from hand surgery, mateer has completed 52% of his passes for less than 5 yards. bama can win this game if they dont make bad turnovers and have to play catchup. now, make no mistake, bama is not a "great" team, and they are coming off a crushing loss against georgia. pregame, the spread was +1.5/-1.5 but bama ends up being held scoreless until the 4th quarter, and loses by 21. not even vegas saw the crimson tide playing that poorly. but chokelahoma 0-4 in college football playoffs, and bama has only ever lost to the same school twice in 1 season once in their schools history way back in 1893. if bama cant get the offense rolling early i would just cash out for a loss at half time. in all 3 of bamas losses this season, they were losing at half time.

>>152562335
You're not mocking me, you're mocking quads

I DONT be no more

You should put everything you have on Anthony Joshua at 1.13. The real odds should be 1.02

NCAAF: WMU ML + Under 51.5 +125

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90% to goal. 60 days to go.

>>152562222
the question is why anyone is allowed to bet on his fraudulent events. the fighters have total control over the outcome and no incentive to play it straight.

>>152563047
Ty simpson is just a white version of a DEI hire. He will be sacked every play if he isn't throwing picks. In fact I hate to say it but this is the beginning of the grand SEC humiliation ritual that the rival boosters have paid large sums of cash to see happen. Because Oklahoma and Texas are actually working against the SEC and exist to tarnish the reputation of its big brands. The farthest a team will go is Georgia in the semis. Tulane lasting till the last possession will be enough for people to make fun of Ole Piss. Clearly AtM peaked early and their defensive won't be able to get home on Beck like everyone thinks because college football is faker than ever.

Bama Miami oregon Ole miss

need a paderborn goal

Marcell Reed over rushing yards

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What's up losers? How many $ we lost this year

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Championship and Segunda contrarian picks

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PL pi ratings

John mateer under
Ashton bethel roman over

trinidad Chambliss over
Jam Miller under

Bet for the first time after a 2 week break and within the first 30 mins the team I backed gets a player sent off and their top scorer gets injured. So fucking done with this nonsense.

>>152567857
Dump the wins and stick to over/unders. Too many variables that can rip the arsehole out of your bet when you back results.

>>152564704
AJ is the kind of scumbag who is most definitely not above taking a dive for a huge payout. Wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him, definitely wouldn't bet on him.

over 2.5 on the god paul fight.
DK is giving away boosts for Aj 1/2 finish so the script is to go longer.

All my money is on Karen to win Strictly.

Is betting live better than pre-game bets? 4th quarter, betting on the underdog, only 6-8 point behind?

>>152567971
>Too many variables on picking winners
>stick to over/unders
lol, lmao even

>>152568615
Yes. If a team gets a red or their star player gets injured it's not as big a deal if you've bet goals as opposed to having bet on the affected team.

>>152568106
Vegas isn't going to pay out paul bets

>>152568482
Just live bet comebacks

Sunday:
Villa to beat united + over 2.5 match goals
@3.10

This is very very tasty.

this oviedo celta line is quite sus. ovideo recently fired their manager, and this game will be the first game for their 3rd manager of the season. oviedo is the lowest scoring team in la liga, their 7gf is half the total of the second lowest teams (alaves/osasuna - 14gf). they have not scored in 6 straight matches, and 5 straight home matches. they have only scored a goal in 1 of their past 9 matches. in 3 of their last 4 matches they have had 5 red cards, and their top choice center back will not be playing tomorrow. oviedo is a total disaster right now and the only "positive" they have going for them is a new manager. celta vigo has the 3rd best away record in la liga behind barca and madrid. in celtas last copa del rey game, their top striker borja inglesias, got injured and wont be playing tomorrow. the club has stated they expect ferran jutgla to take his place for this match. ferran jutgla has only scored in 1 out of 13 appearances this season. celta vigo being at plus odds here to put away some struggling team, who is going to be missing a defender due to a red card, is a massive red flag. celta not being 1.90 or lower here, already means the book has massive doubt in them. im not ballsy enough to bet on a team that hasnt scored in 6 straight, but celta moneyline looks like a huge trap. the book sees a way in for oviedo. i will look at this line again in 5-6 hours and if the line is moving against celta, the book knows something and celta wont get a 3 point result here. of course now that i have typed this out celta will win 0-3 early payout by halftime sort of game.

>>152568482
live betting usually means extra vig which means it is very much worse

its over for alabama. they cant compete when everyone can pay players

>>152572251
Their qb and o line are garbage

>>152572251
I'm sorry but does law of attraction mean nothing to you? Could it be that conference realignment was the thing that killed the SEC's dominance?

Over on paul fight was so free

>>152572251
My tidies:)

easy money on the AJ fight.

miami hurricanes +2.5 @ 2.00, but i think they can pull off the full upset @ 2.35

>French cup
I love the sovl overdose
If you feel like having some fun, Freymind @5,9
personally not on it

>>152565170
>>152558073

2-0 yesterday +2.15u

CBB: Duke -8.5

NFL: Packers +1.5
EPL: Brighton ML
EPL: Liverpool/Tottenham O2.5

Kentucky ml over St. John’s @2.2

>>152582686
are they healthy yet? every time i bet them they fuck me over

Kraut league has been so shit for goals this season. It's going on my blacklist along with the Italian league.

>>152582769
I’d assume so with how they spanked indiana

These useless fucking kraut shitbag cunts. Can't even manage one goal between them. Fucking infuriating. How much do these cunts get paid. Fucking shitcunts.

Shittshart squandering every chance they get. And you just know the floodgates would've opened if they could've converted one chance. Fucking cocksuckers.

absolutely disgraceful slurper from stuttgart and hoffenheim. i'm blacklisting the bundesliga. these clowns don't want to play.

soccer is gayer than boxing

Don't bet soccer

NCAAF: Oregon -11.5 1st half spread

>>152562354
I mean, it's like Larissa Riquelme in 2010, the attention and tits helped her, she probably earned some cash from the exposure
I kinda respect her a bit since her bf is some ugly beta

Utrecht PSV is quite possible 7+ at @14
Atletico Madrid wins @1.73
Barcelona @1.83
Feyenoord Twente 5....4.... 7+
FCSB Rapid fuck knowns...3+?
Could be goals everywhere
Swear i'm not mentally ill.

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Bit frustrated, Sunderland could have scored one foocking goal. Should even have taken 0-1 instead of multiscore.

Won my two french cup parlays though @2,9 and 2,6

>>152584756
>I kinda respect her a bit since her bf is some ugly beta
Gem.

>>152586454
What's going on, b?

>>152542202
I fucked the girl in the OP

>>152586910
still doing yoyo, annoying
i feel like i could actually make money if i had a bigger bankroll (and i have some funds)
but i'm too cautious

overall, life is ok, in bad needs of pussy
would like to be a wagie again currently

>>152586943
How hung was she

>>152587038
>would like to be a wagie again currently
institutionalized

Need one more catch from this Miami guy but Carson Beck is a window licker and won't throw it

need one more goal in kiel-dresden

Who are these random receivers coming off the bench catching all these passes

between, ginge, mcilroy and Karen, I’ve made an extra £376 over the last few weeks.

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>>152587038
I realized you can't be busy with games all the time. I chase tail all day and play xbox, all of this because i developed a model that analyzed all relevant predictions of the past 10-15 years and it bets by itself. I have a method, i take the recomnended bet and polish it. I remember the first time i heard about "the model is in your head". We went after Professor Nakata to the psych unit. We got the medical documents to get a check in for a one week stay at the psychiatry unit. We got in a room of 3. The professor was on the first bed next to the door. There was another dude in the middle, and i was in bed #3, next to the window. At this time he was already batshit insane and was speaking literally non stop. One time he was explaining something to this other guy until the guy turned around, fell asleep, was snoring and Nakata was still talking. We tried to get a hold of his model in use. The final version of his personal betting algorythm upon a carreer of 24 years at the highest academic degree, professor @ubu. Turns out he didn't have any. Last thing he said was "ultimately the model is in your head, kid". Means it's all about the bettor's flair. Pros act like this: They have a game that matters. Put 40k on it. Win (of course). And then it's a game of patience. It can be 15 minutes or a week. After a week again. A gem. @1.70 some tennis match. 20k. And in between, daily 1 unit bets on good value. You don't watch the games and sweat them in having around 3 nervous breakdowns a day.
This method can be translated into the formula
>Bet small(1%) and med (2%) until a special stake (10%) arrives
Which means patience until you *must* bet
= Money management * gut feeling = flair

Personally i do use an advanced algorythm, i have it both in my head and executable. And you just drive around all day watching ass and eating pistacchios. But you have to be winning to ride the momentum.
Ultimately is all about momentum.

And one last crucial aspect: Recovering
There are 2 phases: playing on the front foot, and chasing losses.
That means success breeds success, and vice versa.
In order to break the cycle of losses you need a win. This is the most important element of your game. The recovering bet. You not only recover part of your bankroll, but also the momentum.
Called a momentum shift.
You don't need to recover everything you lost on a significant recent last bet, just to get back on winning ways.
You have to bring your A game after a loss, to stop the bleeding. And then the feeling of hitting a big win will give you a rush to the head that allows you to navigate the day on a feeling of ecstatic energy. Smelling the flowers like. Zen. Full of life. Emphatic. Spreading kindness. Spending money. Giving money away. Buying a homeless dog a 3€ bacon.
What you have to do is win YOUR games.
Small and med (the daily bets), and then the special [weekly] bets.
And yeah you're just driving around all day, ocasionally pulling next to the railway for the monthly big bet. Secure the W, continue. Somehow lost? Composure, and preparation. 2 days later, 15.000 on a counter strike match @1.67 .
If you got a family, things get complicated. You won't be betting forever. It sounds like a carreer that could go into old years, but i wouldn't recommend. You wanna be a 78 y.old fart holding your heart at a 90' min var check? Until 40 i'd say. In life you can only have 1 good year and it would be enough.
Start new year, go without mistake, run the wave, progressive bankroll increase. You don't need a big starting bankroll. You need to get momentum

In closing, i have a very funny joke from back in bet school. A bettor goes home for Christmas and at the family dinner his grandfather asks him "so you find a way that you are making money but you're not working?"
"Yes, grandpa." replies the bettor
To which the old man goes
"What are you, a jew?"

>>152562373
Let's see if I can use this strategy to extend my winning streak.

Packers - Bears, over 39.5 & Packers +7.5 @1.92

>>152589578
lol you’re a nutjob

>>152589578
>>152589621
He knows bet

>>152589621
> The recovering bet. You not only recover part of your bankroll, but also the momentum.
It’s called chasing your loses. It’s the fastest way to a gambling problem and going broke.

Really need a palace goal but it's not coming.

>>152590034
I know fatigue is obviously a big factor here considering how many matches they've played over the past few weeks but this is still a pitiful performance. Leeds aren't shit by any means but palace are making them look like Barcelona.

saquon barkley 70+ rushing yards + eagles -6.5 @ 2.20

>>152590034
>>152590071
Never say never I suppose.

Alright 0-7 but this is the one. Healthy amount:

Wayne Knight (JMU RB) o 49.5 Rush yds + Dakorien Moore (Oregon freshman WR coming off injury o 29.5 receiving yds

d'andre swift 65 yards away from 1000 yards on the season. swift over 54.5 rushing yards @ 1.90 and i will sprinkle a small bet on swift 60+ rushing yards @ 2.20

Dont bet American football

>>152595000
the football bets ive posted in here are 4/4 now and 2 of them were the books dog

I NEED THIS GUY'S OFFENSE TO STAY ON TH3 FIELD FOR 2 MINUTES WIYHOUT SOMEONE ELSE SCORING A TOUCHDOWN JUST SO THIS BUM ASS TEAM CAN HOLD THE BALL FOR 8 MINUTES AND MISS ANOTHER FIELD GOAL
>>152595098
You can literally bet hockey and then the players you pick actually play for you

All the cfb teams that had byes will lose next week

>>152589622
ok well I guess this overs was too high, total spaghetti bowl

I still think it's a good strategy and gonna bet the same way on the games tomorrow

>love gets knocked out and no one scores a td
Really nfl. this is the game?

>>152542202
buy an ad

I'm so lost I might bet Keion Coleman tomorrow

Fucking joke Dan Lanning is

>>152594041
phew the game went to overtime and he covered the line that bet was cooked without overtime

I need Rodgers to heem the lions like he used to in green bay

Aston Villa should get an easy win
>Diallo, Mbeumo, mazraoui out to afcon
>Maguire, de ligt injured
>Casemiro suspended

>Time to check what today offers
>>152587697
Yeah, crazy. I know I'd hate is as soon as I go back. Although my previous jobs were geniunely comfy, I won't be so lucky next time.
But as long as I'm not in the cagie, I have to live in some shit boring village, next to a town full of retards.

>>152589578
>Put 40k on it. Win (of course). And then it's a game of patience. It can be 15 minutes or a week. After a week again. A gem.
Exactly. By betting low, I just make myself bet more, I dilute the risk but in the end it's bad.
But it's hard to put a lot on one game, it's still luck.
Ngubu could get a dumb red or whatever
although the exemples of units you use are reasonable, that means having a big bk already

I like Udinese and they're @3,3 against Fiorentina
Also Nantes in French cup @1,8

>>152602204
Sounds good

Villa surely should be shorter today. United have picked up some results recently but consider the opposition they were up against. They only mustered a draw against a woeful west ham and actually conceded against wolves. Conceded 4 at home to Bournemouth their last time out. I just think villa will run rampant and beat them by at least 2 goals.
The only thing I can see which doesn't bode well for villa is the h2h record,s but I can't see that having much bearing here.

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>>152602875
I hope you're right

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>>152602875
>>152603295
I hope you're right: part 2

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Need the villains to be my heroes today.

2-3 yesterday
Jordan Love died and Duke sold

CBB: Cincinnati +6.5
La Liga: Barcelona/Villarreal O3.5
Scottish Premier: Celtic 1st Half


Celtic is on the verge of total collapse (maybe they are there already) but if there's any fight left we should see it today

What kind of great slate you guys are planning for NFL today?

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ATTD degen lotto

barca-villarreal O3.5?

jj mccarthy O0.5 INT? i was looking at the same for brady cook, but it doesn't pay as well.

>>152604847
im on barc/vill over but do not know anything on INT marekets

0.25u type play but he had decent wheels in college

NFL: Quinn Ewers ATTD +1000

Nantes doing well
Thought about adding live Monaco or Nice, but decided not to, they're both winning now, fuck

god fucking god villa should have 3

feels like that villarreal offsides tanked it

and a red now

any thoughts on villa-united?

Here's the thing with Villa united
>Over 2.5 goals @1.5
>Over 3.5 goals @2.5
>Villa over 1.5 & united over 0.5 @2
You decide the value but unless Villa somehow drops the ball I don't see united winning this with their starters gone and an empty bench

Villa are holding steady at around 2.14 as kick off closes in. I thought they would've come in a bit by now but they haven't drifted any, so no reason to be concerned.

>>152605540
They will probably win. But the fact that they're so heavily backed and are still odds against is slightly concerning.

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>>152605643
We just need rommy to go hard on Manure or draw

Villa over 1.5
United over 0.5
Dorgu, Ugarte, Dalot, Shaw to get booked
@225.7
Up to you

Villa pulling in as I expected they would close to kick-off. 2.04 now. Wouldn't put too much mind to it though, it's mostly gonna be degens throwing money at them in an attempt to cover losses. Yet again though, I am fairy confident they will take the 3 points.

Bruno Fernandes is such a detestable little rat.

>tempted by a team in french cup
>don't bet
>they take a red card during the first minute
how the fuck

United are playing an insanely high press against a home side with form like villa. Villa should surely be able to exploit that at some point.

Dolphins ml

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it took me 80 days but I recovered my $200 regrade loss on MGM with free casino play. nothing can stop me now

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>>152589655
you will never know the joy of hitting a hard 8 after blowing 90% of your roll on blackjack

For me its sniping zeros in roulette

>>152606381
Recovery bets are either the best feeling on earth or pure suicide fuel. Pacing around the room pulling at your hair and biting your knuckles probably isn't worth the rush if you actually win your money back tho

>>152606461
red card killed even though the game should have been 3-2 before that

I hate to say it but Villa looks dog shit so far. I'd be happy with 0-0 at half time and hopefully they'll come out with more energy.

>>152606475
i'm boiling because i even tried to hedge with O3.25 instead of 3.5 and i still got burned.

Get even or get even worse

Bruno Fernandez hamstring looks like it's gone. He's trying to run it off but don't think he'll come out for the 2nd half.

1-0. GET IN

>>152606250
There might be value on those odds but I wouldn't trust the dolphins to sit the right way on a toilet seat. The most wildly inconsistent team this season.

Good luck though

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>>152606625

NJY-NO under or is it too obvious? 40 is fairly low.

Why are these dumb fucking monkeys playing out from the back while 1-0 up in the last seconds of the first half? Hoof it away you fucking down syndrome cunt. Go in with the lead. You fucking useless cunts. This is all probably fixed anyway. I don't trust anything anymore.

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NFL: TB @ CAR Over 44.5 Total

Also playing pic related since I have a boost

>>152606705
Be careful betting on slopfests you really can't rely on either of those teams to do anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhQnnjlwaRI

>>152606648
I think phins at home with a new qb will beat Joe bussy hes literally leaving bussy juice all over like a twink snail on the molly

This is more on Unai Emery than it is on Matty Cash. It's obvious that he's drilled it into his defence that they must play out no matter what. Obviously it's worked for them this season but there are some situations where you have to break the mould, such as when you've just taken the lead with seconds left in the first half and might be vulnerable at the back. Just get fucking rid of the ball at any opportunity until the clock winds down.

Now the keeper is hoofing it upfield at the beginning of the 2nd half when there's absolutely no pressure. Literally makes me wanna puke. I wonder about football sometimes. Maybe it is all rigged.

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>>152606997
not watching that specific game but usually i try to rationalize their stupidity
still you're paid a nice amount for this, can you put some effort

Always a pleasure to /bet/ with you

>>152605800
>>152605563
I kneel

i have aston villa parlayed with bayern wins to nil the first half @1,5 so 3,2 total

sadly udinese will kill the fun bet i did

>>152606817
i ended up taking O2.5 turnovers, which i think is mostly a draftkings bet

don't trust villa to hold this lead at all

4 mins my villains. We are almost there.

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It was never in doubt.

Holy shit
Emery has 10 wins in a row

did a cheeky no 4th goal bet on the villa game
now hopefully i don't lose recent gains on ngubus cup

just got a date for tomorrow lads
to score is at like @5

Some of the posts in this thread are pretty fucking deranged and indicative of serious gambling problems. Literally reminds me of this https://youtu.be/Ir8Y4iFrWk8

Funny as fuck though

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>>152608387

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>>152603295
>>152603316
cashed out the 242 return for 172 after Villa went 2-1 up, then cashed the 113 return out for 88 at some point when I got flashbacks to getting stung by teams conceding late in the past

left the other two to run and cash. Now there's these two

If fernandes doesnt pull his hamstring, united win that match. That was the difference. VARIABLES.

>>152607218
might have played myself here

what the fuck is atalanta doing? genoa has been on a red since the 3rd minute

>>152606775
>NFL: TB @ CAR Over 44.5 Total
going right down to the wire

>>152611165
yeah need it too having a shit day

retard baker

brutal.

Whoever pick and posted Miami ML deserved to be beaten to death.

Phins faggots are retards.

>>152610755
feels fixed, desu

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I am the bet man

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Getting rich
One peso at a time

match fixing is wild past month

>>152612285
Avoid the Italian league. It's dirty af

>>152612503
vegas?

Steelers are winning the superbowl

>>152615666
Sin trips of Vegas

>Henderson hurt

Oh fuck off. Everything started off so well too.

>>152619354
Patriots will kwab out

>>152619711

And now Lamar getting hurt for the millionth time means the Ravens pass catchers are non-factors with Tyler Huntley in at QB. I was fucked even if Henderson didn't get hurt after all lol

Eagles niners Panthers next week

>>152542202
I have $5 give me a 5 leg and If I win I'll blow you.

philip rivers 150+ passing yards + philip rivers 1+ passing td @ 2.10

>>152623802
Against salehs defense? Gonna have to be real fuckin performative

Betfags

Took the under on a Ravens win, now I’m in tears.

>>152627200
I have had 3 straight bets with my QB getting injured

>>152627200
Win it all back with Panthers ml

if you want more free money - one battle after another for best picture at oscars. 1.29 on betfair.

i took the over on fulham-nottingham. might be tight.

Eagles beat bills
Chargers beat Texans
Packers beat Ravens
Bucs beat dolphins
Steelers beat browns

Falcons will beat rams on mnf

>>152625123
if you were to believe the nfl is "scripted" then you almost have to make a philip rivers prop bet here.

the seahawks have a better pass defense than the 49ers. the 49ers allow one of the highest completion rates of passes to receivers in the middle area of the field. rivers doesnt need to bomb anything out here, just consistently needs to find a soft spot in the 2nd level between the linebackers and safeties. the 49ers have allowed cameron ward to cover this line, and shedeur to throw 149 yards against them in the past 2 weeks. this isnt a high line, and even struggling rookies on bad teams are able to get close to it. unc went into seattle coming out of 4 years of retirement with less than 1 week of practice and looked decent playing one of the best pass defenses in the nfl. in his prime rivers is 4-0 against the 49ers an averages over 300 passing yards against the 49ers.

46 o/u with only a 4.5 spread seems like the book is thinking it will be a decent scoring game that wont be too one sided. you think jonathan taylor scoring 2+ tds @ 3.10 is better or just cranking the scale way up on the -spread for the 49ers?

>>152629752
>in his prime rivers is 4-0 against the 49ers an averages over 300 passing yards against the 49ers.
how many years ago was this, though? besides shanahan, is there anyone on the 49ers left from the last time rivers played them?

are there - any - fucking sports betting sites that take monero?

>>152629752
Did you watch the Seahawks game with rivers? He has no arm strength past 15 yards and the Seahawks were getting unreal riggi against them all game to keep the Colts close.

>>152630044
the game where everyone was expecting rivers to throw 4 ints by half time, but then he ended up taking the seahawks down to the wire? who cares how bad the seahawks offense and darnold was choking, oldman rivers had an opportunity to lead a game winning drive and in my opinion his 1 int on the day was michael pittmans fault. single coverage 1v1 like that, in a clutch moment, the wideout has to make that play. pittman got outmuscled and outjumped that was not a poorly thrown ball. people like to hype up the 49ers because they are usually a good defensive team but this year they are very much average in pretty much everything except for brock purdy who is having a mvp caliber season.

>>152628876
>Steelers beat browns
This is a bad beat. I'd stay away from it.

>>152630602
Then take niners over bears

from an entertainment and script writing perspective, there is way too much on the line for this game to bet on either teams moneyline.

next week, the broncos played the injury destroyed chiefs. the broncos should easily win this game. the texans will play the chargers, the texans had a lot of trouble with the worst team in the league (the raiders) this week, if the texans lose to the chargers next week 2 things happen:
a) the chargers and the broncos will play each other for the afc west on the last week of the season
b) the colts and the texans will play for the final afc playoff spot on the last week of the season

if the 49ers win, which i think is quite likely, it keeps the door wide open for a 3 horse race to the top of the nfc west down to the last week of the season. it is very possible for the seahawks to finish 13-4 and finish 3rd in their division.

so which do you think is more important to the nfl, the 3 horse race in the nfc west or 2 different storylines in the afc?

>>152631821
Seahawks are losing out. Niners are winning out. Rasm lose to Falcons on mnf. Chargers beat Texans and broncos for afc west crown. Broncos heem bills lose in second round. Steelers win afc. Niggles win nfc. Steelers beat niggles.

There goes my one shot at a Brian Robinson TD probably. Couldn't even get 4 yards. And of course CMC scores after the timeout.

the 49ers are absolute frauds. one of the easiest schedules of the season, almost as easy as the patriots. you might as well just bet on the patriots to win the super bowl because they look just as "good" playing against the leagues dumpster fires as the 49ers. every other idiot constant glazes the 49ers because brock purdy was able to beat the titans or giants. they have only won 2 games this season against a team with a record above .500. even if they make the playoffs they will be destroyed by the eagles in the first round. this is a completely embarrassing performance in the first half by their defense the way rivers has carved them apart.

>>152633925
Idk they just keep winning.

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>Brian Robinson instead of Demarcus Robinson
>Fell for Tyler Warren again
>75 points scored and nothing to show for it

>>152631821
>>152633925
Retard lmao the niners are winning the west

Back to basics tonight. Tried getting too clever recently and it keeps biting me on the arse.

Arsenal & Sporting both to win @2.16

>>152638680
>it keeps biting me on the arse.
>Arsenal &
Poetry

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>>152639553
yep nothing beats hitting a big win at the end of a day of losing that makes you win all the money you would have won earlier and more

>>152640159
It's a strange oddity of the human mind that you feel 10x better from being 200 down and chasing your losses and winning back 200 bucks to break even, rather than just winning the 200 bucks and being 200 in profit.

>>152633925
i disagrre

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Why can't the Football trainers in Brazil stop offending each other?

There's something wrong with them. The rooters don't respect them, and they don't respect each other. It's truly a shitty job, in Brazil.

Alright canuck here's your playoff kino teamer
Ravens beat packers
Chargers beat Texans
Panthers beat seahawks
Browns beat steelers

>>152640159
I hit so fat this week the victory shriek when the final game ended hurt my bones I flexed so hard

>>152641608
Arsenal and Sporting right now bruv.

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Nice match to avoid (almost go all in on Arsenal ML)

>>152644072
Its a good feeling to know you were not that faggot lol

if the lakers don't win i WILL hang myself
lebron if you're reading this my life is in your hands

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Yay or Nay?

>>152641652
this is a terribly coached ravens team. the ravens go up 24-13 with 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter against the pats last week, and harbaugh for whatever reason decides to bench henry? they have fucking tyler huntley in the game at this point, and harbaugh comes out with 8 straight passing plays, not even any attempt to run down the clock. just having fucking huntley scrambling around for a small gain or loss. you have one of the best powerbacks (and yea i get hes having a bad season) in the league and are your fucking backup quarterback in the game, and henry doesnt even touch the ball while the pats shred the ravens for 15 unanswered. if this wasnt in some way match fixing then i dont think ive ever seen such an incompetent coaching performance. i would not bet on the ravens after what i saw last week. especially if this game could end up being tyler huntley vs malik wallis.

the charges ml is worth it this week. if the chargers win and the broncos win, then the broncos and chargers will play each other on the last game of the season for the winner of the afc west.

not sure if the panthers win, i think the panthers lose and the buccs win, and the nfc south is also decided on the last week of the season in a head to head between the panthers and buccs.

any christmas eve bets? im fucking clucking and i need to win back some losses, but fuck me if theres any football on today (or tomorrow!)
surely one of you amerisluts must have something for me

>>152649040
theres nothing. just take the day off

>>152649040
It's Christmas you degenerate lol

>>152648035
The Ravens are jobbing thats it

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>>152646773
Fucking Durant bruh

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>>152649040
Yea NBA there will be some amerifats posts in a few hours

>>152651905
He didn't play a single minute in the 4th quarter and only played like 2 minutes in the 3rd....

Also NFL. But I think the games will start on christams

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>>152651940
Rockets is ass. I thought they gonna be good this season but they are even worse. Durant is a curse. If the game was close he would have scored

>>152651958
They were down by 10 in the 3rd and the coach decided to bench both KD and Alperen...

Nba is so fraudulent idk how u bet it except for playoffs

Commanders ML

>>152653003
yeah, that old defense and Josh Johnson under center are going to be a real threat

Anybody on here actually legit good at this shit? I started using polymarket the last week and a half and I'm up 1500, started with 2000 bankroll. Just following some twitter accounts and other polymarket traders. It's a lot easier to scalp small gains on polymarket than regular betting.

>>152653160
There are a few hitters in here yes

Herbert mvp

ceedee lamb over 79.5 receiving yards @ 1.90

>>152653160
Ok, but if someone wins someone else is losing. Like poker

>>152655819
looks like it has moved to 82.5

>>152653160
what are you betting on

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contrarian home picks

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PL pi ratings

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End of season

well looks like knicks decided not to show up, or they have money on the game. no idea why i decided to bet on this rigged league.

>>152657388
Lol I looked at the game once and said cavs win

>>152655819
>>152656611
i hope that early deep shot that was broken up didn't tank this one

>>152658437
he missed the free throw and fails to cover

Now I remember how to bet nba lol u just bet comebacks cause shit like the Knicks happens all the time

Pickens and Lamb deciding to be worthless at the exact same time ruined Christmas.

>>152659341
>betting headcases on Christmas
Your knowledge of ball is lacking

>>152659085
Never doubted Knicks, I’ll be taking my +200.

lost 3/4 today.

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>mfw my deposit bonus actually finally wins for once

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2nd bet 2nd win neat

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3rd won
might be time to take my winnings and run (lol)

luka 4 rebounds in like the 1st quarter, none since.

and lost my profit :c
oh well

4 teamer for the week is chargers packers steelers panthers

world junior hockey championship
germany vs usa
usa -5.5 @ 1.80

usa back to back champions, last yer they were gold medal favorites, but this year they have lost quite a few decent players to the nhl. germany is not very good though. they will likely not win a single game the entire group stage. last year these 2 teams played each other on the opening day of the tournament as well, and usa won 10-4. goal differential and goals scored is one of the top tie breakers for this tournament. teams dont let off the gas at 5-0 against these minnows. i fully expect usa to run up the score here, especially as its the first game of the tournament in front of the homecrowd.

Bo Nix covered the 2TD+ on Robinhood right?

Why is it saying I did not win, wtf?

>>152668633
He had 1 passing touchdown and 1 rushing touchdown. Post your contract.

>>152668633
probably took 2 passing tds

>>152668633
you need to use a real sportsbook

>>152648035
Henry was pulled with 12:50 remaining.
In interviews they say it was part of a """"planned rotation"""
He was averaging 7.1 YPC and had 122 yd and 2 td since his fumble; pats couldn't stop him AT ALL.
Especially in a game with playoff implications, it's by far the stupidest shit I've ever seen and feels very wwe, like you said match fixing. Like the call came in from Vegas.
Especially with the #1 QB injured, #1 RB star should be out there and grinding the clock to maintain the lead.

>>152632572
This actually sounds plausible unfortunately.

jokic raped me last night. i took twolves +1.5 and they came all the way back to take the lead late, they were offering me a cash out approx. 2 bucks short of the payout and then jokic wiped out their lead pretty much by himself.

Dalot
Dorgu
Casemiro
Ugarte
Heaven
Martinez
All very tempting yellow cards

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>>152673862
Bro picked up the whole backline except Shaw

Celtic @1.53 x Juventus @1.5

Are ya winnin /bet/?

justin herbert over 0.5 interceptions @ 1.86

the last time the texans and chargers played herbert had one of the worst games of his career and threw 4 ints. texans are one of the best defenses in the league and the chargers o-line is not very good. chargers pressure games are not reliable, high chance they choke here, and getting almost 50/50 odds that herbert fails in a big game again is not bad value.

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Well /bet/?

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todays bonus deposit won. i'm just gonna withdraw this time, lol.

well, withdrew 50, my 25 & 25 profit and left 17.50 for playing with.

i literally just got cheated by the NBA with ausur thompson

>soccer or nba
might as well just burn your money aye

FREE Money on East Carolina ML tommorrow. This is your bounce back spot if anyone needs it.

lost my 17.50 but my 50 is safely in the bank

almost made a bet @3 on hockey yesterday but i know nothing about it so i did not
it passed of course
which mean my next bet will fail : city wins to nil the first half @2,2

>>152683934
Splendid, sire.

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>>152684585
Must remain focused.

Udinese ML
Chelsea Villa BTTS
Verona O1.9
@10

Tottenham to score
Leeds O1.5
Juventus O1.5
@8

>>152680441
Herbert is playing out of his mind rn

CAMAN VILLA
SCAR ONE FACKIN GOAL

is Villa this season's Leverkusen ?

>>152685824
hes thrown an int in 4 straight games and 10/15 games this season. these odds at almost 50/50 against one of the best defenses in the league seems almost too good to be true. like the book knows something. maybe herbert on very limited passing attempts or something. his passing yards prop and all the chargers receiving yards props are quite low. based off the player props it seems like the book is expecting the chargers to lean on the run.

need a westerlo goal, they just took one away

sabalenka 4.50

sunderland afc v leeds united both teams to score - yes @ 1.95

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This NBA season has been too good to me as of late.

cleveland browns vs pittsburgh steelers
harold fanin jr 40+ receiving yards + under 41.5 @ 2.00

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>>152700703
Nice one anon. I also thought spurs might lose

Browns ML is free fucking money.

The NFL can’t have the Steelers clinch the AFCN in Week 17 and make the Week 18 Ravens @ Steelers game meaningless.

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last night was a good night

>>152701845
We are not ants bro

>>152701845
cracking bets

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contrarian picks for tomorrow's championship games

turkish shitters missing pens!

>>152701084
he got hurt and they took his line off my parlay and just gave me the under 41.5.

>>152701221
Fucking told you guys. Hope you tailed.

Rate my plan for 2026
Work like a slave for the next 3 months
Save enough for 3 bets worth 1k with @100 odds each
Roughly 33% chance of success. I just need to hit one and i X100 my money
Then I drop it on stocks and earn 6% off 100K every year compound to 300k in 20 years.
I'll retire at 50 and relax until I ran out of money. Then I will off myself
Thoughts?

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EAZY AZZ NBA MONEY TONIGHT!!!!!

You can parlay or do it straight

>6 different touchdown scorers
>I managed to not have a single one of them

I would advise live betting Demarcus Robinson, Cole Kmet, Caleb Williams, and Kyle Juszczyk at this rate.

>>152711926
Lakers ain't losing buddy

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if Egypt win, I'll have £400 riding on a Nigeria win (this one, plus another bet that just has Nigeria left to run, 10 returns 110)

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this hasn't had any legs run yet, so if you put your 5 on now, you too can win 750 (or take out Brentford, Brighton, and Arsenal against Bournemouth - for a safer bet where 20 returns 500...)

>>152711746
10/0