Aus 371 vs Eng 3/43Second day of the third test from AdelaideNZ vs WI on as well
englans
pssst la...get dis>Hawaii Five -O, moar liek ASHES FIVE-Oaaaammmoirite¿? ya? haHaa
starting to think england just arent that good
>run saving fielders>not putting everyone around the batcowardly
>Cricket Australia has been losing money each match since they only go 2-3 days>Ordered an absolute road for Adelaide>England are still collapsingThe Melbourne drop in pitch is going to be taken straight out of Tullamarine.
Iggs
Well baked sir.
hmmm
>>152543068CRISP
>England will crow on about Carey claiming a "grounded" ball instead of the 3 wickets they lost at the lunch break*rubs hands goyishly*
Why's the ground so fucken emptyI'd have gone to this fucken game
Its staggering to me that Root is the equal of Ponting and second only to Tendulkar
Where’s the bazballing? Too hot is it?
SAME OLD AUSSIESALWAYS CHEATING
>>152543079this was given out>>152543076
bongs already can't handle the GOAT on this pitch day 2any lead and they're cooked and rooted
>>152543029YOU FORGOT THE BBL
>>152543081>>152543081it's 40 degrees today
>>152543076They used to judge that as out if it was possible it bounced off any finger or similar. Now it's not out if it's possible the ball touched any part of the grass.
>>152543081It’s 41c you can literally die if you stay out in the sun at those temperatures
>>152543093who fucking cares about that shite
>>152543081it's fucking hot here (41c)
>>152543093SMACKY PLAYS TONIGHT!!!!
>>152543098was a shit call at the time and still is not like it was 20 years agoengland can get fucked this was way more blatant than careys and given out in bingland
>>152543102the temp is also measured in the shadein the sun it's more like 50
>>152543098They’re redefining the definition of catch for no good reason, Orwellian stuff
>>152543109overrated catch
>>152543081It's 40°C in the shade, so 43°C in the sun.If you're not sitting under cover you're getting absolutely baked.
>>152543109are there rules for how long you can hold it for the first pre-catch?
>>152543118?
>>152543119the temp is also measured in the shade and doesn't account for the heat coming off the pitchin the sun and standing on the pitch its more like 60c
how do you actually stay alive sitting in 40c heat for 6 hours?
It's only 36c you idiots
the bald retard is already turning it a mile england are fucked
>>152543140drink water
it's a dry heat
>>152543140Ice suit
>>152543143yeah in the shade
>>152543139you're forgetting helmets and padsin the sun with the heat of the pitch under the helmet and pads it's more like 70
>>152543134Obviously as long as you’re not touching anywhere over the rope
>>152543140The mind boggles doesnt it office cuck
>>152543159and thats on the outsideinside a players box (genital protection) temperatures can reach upwards of 80c with a humidity of 70%
covers coming off in nz
>>152543159think youre forgetting hair as well thats like 80ish rounded off to 90 degrees under there
>>152543177imagine the musk
I FEEL LIKE I'M DOINGI FEEL LIKE I'M DOINGI FEEL LIKE I'M DOING A POO
>>152543181who cares
>>152543140train as a tibetan monk and realise that heat is just an illusion
Damm lunch starts right as i get back from dinner
>>152543094>>152543102>>152543108>>152543132Never knew Aussies were such fucken cowards, just wear a hat and some fucken sun cream
>make an honest and human mistake>media cover it for days>england call for jihad against youjustice for snicko man
kerry oqueef
>>152543081>british>think 32c is hotno, no you wouldn't have gone lel.
>>152543218bet you thought englel would be zero down for a decent score at lunch ayehahaha
>>152543081you would literally spontaneously combust if you went outside in that temperature, you pommy fuck
just went to sit outside and eat my lunch and there was a fucken huge funnelweb sitting on the wall so i went back inside
>>152543140dont be a pleb and have a seat in an air-conditioned box
>>152543263pic?
>sun cream
>>152543281no chance im not going anywhere near the cunt
>>152543263doubt it probably just a black house spider
>itt a bunch of pussies that cant handle a dry 40 degrees
>>152543288I bet you sit down to wipe
>>152543288dont need to go near it to take a picture of it you fucking retard
Windies bowling is dire
>>152543288They don’t jump at you, not funnelwebs. She’ll only bite you if you’re squashing her
prefer a hot dry mature woman
Jimmy Anderson slagging off MCG on TNT
Here’s a funnel-web for reference
They should cover the pitch and let the crowd onto the field. It'll dry out before play starts.
>>152543335THE
>>152543342naw cute
>>152543296Found shit smeared all over the toilet seat today. Thinking the squatting guy was onto something.
>>152543354The Jimmy Anderson slagging off MCG on TNT
At Adelaide oval and despite the heat there's a really strong breeze today so it kind of feels cooler than yesterday despite 5 degrees hotter
>>152543342yeah we know what they look like cunt old mate just wanted a few (you)s
The so called "Jimmy" Anderson slagging off MCG on TNT
>>152543357nek minnit
>>152543394Based.
It's a dry heat. 40c with no humidity is far more comfortable than 28c with 80% humidity
Fuck off with the spiders, please
>>152543402>Barmy Army tourist trying to justify why Poms die at 30°C
>>152543402you will literally die quicker in 28c 100% humidity because theres no space in the air for your sweat to evaporate into
Redbacks
>it gets hot in summerBREAKING NEWS!!!!!
at least Mcgrath still has the record for number of defenceless animals murdered
>>152543437Overrated. Once you check for them under seats they’re not even really dangerous. White-tails are, they’ll just crawl on you and you feel it on your face don’t know it’s a white-tail and she’ll just bite you paralyse half your body like a stroke
>>152543462but enough about the 90s England top order
>>152543474
>>152543474Ayyyyyyy
>>152543473Defending Shield and One Day Cup champions mate
what constitutes an Australian lunch at a cricket match?
>>152543402This is simply not true. I would rather a mild greenhouse than a scorching furnace.
>>152543496Two chicko rolls and a dim sim
>>152543402This is cope from people where the temperature tops out at 35
>>152543486NSW would win everything all the time if they didn’t have to play for Australia. Bragging about the shield these days is like bragging about having the best reserve players
>>152543496
Emma Freedman is such a pint sized qt imagine what you could do to her when you fucked
Will Jacks?
>>152543530career horse-girls are not attractive
will i jack it to chinese troons or russian troons?
THE GRADE CRICKETER IS ON THE LUNCH SHOWLUNCHSHOW
>>152543529
>>152543540didnt used to rate her but she looks really nice on the 7 ashes coverage
Will England survive another session?
>>152543567Yeah stokes and poot will dig in
#StandUpToHate
I sit back down
#StandUpToWipe
i wonder when the last time lyon average under 30 was?
>>152543600did they have this shit on tv before bondi or was it rolled out conveniently the next day?
>>152543634I could get behind this
>we need a social media hashtag for our massacre
is grace hayden the biggest up and coming talent in cricket broadcasting?
>wears a full kit of merch from a roadside vehicle repair companyWhat a nutter.
Anyone else see that dude with the vape hidden in the calipo
>>152543678First time I'm seeing it to be honestAlmost like they had it ready ahead of time#Cricket
>>152543678theres something very sinister about that ad
>>152543678>Marnus gets it rightholy shit
Both these lads need to score centuries or we're fucked.
>we need to change all laws, throw everything out the window, and start againwhy?doesn't 29 years between massacres and the fact it was just 2 people prove that whatever's been done has worked to this point?am I missing something very obvious?
>>152543734>holy shitwe don't talk like seppos here pal
>>152543755theyre using it as an excuse to make gun control even stricter
le cummins bowls short meme
>>152543765Good
>>152543765i get that from the politicians and police, but why are citizens saying similar things?i knew pozzies were cattle but really?
>>152543760fuck up cunt
>Carey claiming ANOTHER grounded ballKek
>>152543780le cummins bowls wickets meme
>>152543755They just want to take away even more guns from citizens.
cumGOD
Hahahahahaha
fucks sake england are so fucking badbarely even fun to watch anymore
>>152543784>but really?yes
England are in deep shit
>>152543755Well for starters they let a non-citizen get a gun license, so that's changing.
CUMGOD
jesus fuck england get a fucking grip of yourselves and fire your shit coach already
FUCK SAKE.
english batsman faces more than 50 balls challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>152543530bet she's feeling lonely since Dezi never came back.
>cumgod takes wicket>cuts right into cumgod gilette adpottery
>poot
>>152543765and crack down on the internetand revive woke policies with small hats at the head of the victim classand deflect from israel's atrocities to muslims (again)and probably to increase media speculations about war
That ball hit the ground before though it did it did
They still need another 100 to avoid the follow on
just wanna see a competitive test than doesn't involve India desu desu.
big double centuries from Stokes and Brook here
>>152543600>>152543678Isn't that what the Bondi guys were doing?
>>152543755Have to wonder if the false flag the govt probably planned for the 30th year anniversary of Port Arthur is scrapped or not after this one
want to gym but feel like all of englel will be out by the time i get back if i do
>dooley_go_back_to_pol.jpg
>>152543802>>152543765I can kind of understand the gun control pushing, even if I don't agree with it.I don't understand the pushes for radical changes in protesting laws and civil liberties under the guise of protecting against "violent anti-semitism".What happened was tragic, but Jewish people have it as good as anywhere in the world in Australia, in particular Sydney. Some of the most exclusive and ritzy suburbs are willingly turned into Jewish enclaves, and 99% of the rest of the country doesn't (or didn't) even know they exist.I get there are nefarious actors trying to spin the tragedy into a political win for themselves, but I'm surprisingly disappointed in how much of the general population has also gone down the same road without stopping to think for even a second.
>Have a freebie Gary
>>152543858pumped out 15k did a full bag work session and 12 rounds of sparring this morning rolling later
yeah i pumped out 15k earlier15k sperm that is
has england considered replacing archer and tongue with all-rounders so they bat down to 11?
>>152543875the Australian media is to blamethey are so shameless and psychopathic that they've been jealous of the volatility of American politics for so long, and now they have a chance to kick-start it here
just ate three sandwichespumped in 15k calories ez
Time to bring back Dom Sibley, at least he could survive more than 50 balls.
>>152543634Based alpha male
i just ate an entire 500g pack of pasta
Sir Joe Root
>>152543892sky news gets to have the word "jewish" or "antisemitism" in 80% of their video titles now, and can pump out twice as many of themalso, claim there is "pressure" on albanese that is only coming from their frothing at the mouth hysteria
I'm more of a two cooked chickens kind of guy
Do you cook the chickens the same way?
ALYSSA HEALY TALKING ABOUT HER HUSBANDLMFAO!
Reckon Australia bat again today?
chicks like lean blokes now, gym heads went out of fashion with those gay tiny fluoro shorts they all used to wear
I don't rate Ben Stokes
>>152543928
>>152543938I like him hes a cranky cunt and tries his heart out most of the time. Rest of the team are heartlets except for poot
London Lix and bed Got a flight 3am Friday I've fucked my schedule too
>>152543941Why did Mitch do it, she looks like a bloke
>>152543948>london lixstill can't believe she retired
>>152543941holy fuck she looks identical to her uncle in the thumbnail
>>152543941well as long as he's happy
>>152543948go on then coward
>>152543934if i'm travis head, i'm telling uzzie he can open today while i sped the afternoon in the shade
>>152543951shes probably a real mean knob goblin
>>152543949Andy Serkis is playing him in the Ashes movie.
>>152543945He should be nicknamed Captain Hindsight, because he is very good at doing the "Lionheart leader" bullshit AFTER it's actually needed.Coming out and saying that your other batters need to have some grit after you've spent 2 years telling them to play their natural game.
>>152543969That beer chugging webm makes me think she's very sloppy
>>152543941>could have any woman he wants>settles for that thingWhat did she do to him bros....
>>152543875The anti-semitism thing doesn’t matter because it doesn’t mean you can’t criticise the Zionist state and call out Zionism as the Jewish version of Nazism and that killing children is evil. Anti-semitism just means being racist against specifically Jews so whatever that law is should logically apply to all racism so it’s a win. The gun laws are already too strict but if you are a shooter with legitimate need for guns whether for sport or to defend your herds from feral animals or whatever you’ll still be able to get guns, it won’t matter that much just more rig-moral bullshit and idk if you know but if Australia does require a militia there’s stockpiles of proper weaponry at the police stations. What I don’t like is it’s a knee jerk kind of reaction for the feels, no matter what legislation there’s always the possibility of one or two insane people to commit these kinds of things and it won’t take away that possibility, if they didn’t have guns they could use something else to kill a mass group of people in a low security public space
>>152543981he definitely sleeps with other women
its fucking hot lads
I estimate Stokes' IQ to be around 90. This is not sufficient to be a cricket captain.
>>152543945This
Don't care about guns dont want one dont need one hope they ban all of them
>>152543978i agree but he's also the only one ever trying to get anything done in the field it feels like, all the english side look depressed except maybe brook, stokes is the only one talking, clapping etc
>>152543991Turn the a/c on.
>>152543979she definitely pegs the starc-hole
>>152543984I couldn't agree more.Unfortunately, that point of view seems to be very, very rare here at the moment, at least in public.
>>152543996Can't happen with all the invasive species, it's more important than public safety
kek labu would give me the shits if he were on my team let alone the opposition
>>152543984brainlet doesn't know that definitions of anti-semitism increasingly include anti-zionism and any mentioning of israel is just a dog whistle for your racism
when the fuck is 4chanx gonna update it's chrome extension. Sick of not having my filters.>>152543904dry?>they could use something else If they didn't have guns they'd probably have found a car or truck and driven into them, got out and started stabbing and killed just as many.
>>152543991I'll send a box of cold canadian air to you.
Nice on gazza
The broadcast is so much better without those babbling cunts
fucking marnus lmfaowhat a pest
SET NATHAN
If I were Carey I couldn't stand having to hear Marnus' shit in my ear every ball.
>sitting at the crease>have marnus yapping in your ear after every fucking balli'd go insane
So if the batsperson swears at the fielder he would be fined?
>>152544017This. Give them an inch and they ALWAYS take a mile.
>>152544017t. Ben shapiro
NOICE PIC GARYREALLY NICE PIC
I'm more of a field cricketer.
Marnus fucking hell.
Just tune him out.
>>152544044keq
Popes wicket was so soft. Green-esque
>>152544044Wew, he's just like me at the club
sup /cric/just visitingtaking a break from the retards at /hoc/
wtf is this ad saying, all I want for christmas is poo?
>>152544044gaz is about to burst into the team song here
>>152544065gday champ
>>152544065You want me to come over to /hoc/ and spread my Christmas cheer?t. I'm an alcoholic
>kick up a fuss about using cheaper umpire assistance tech>struggle to see games out in a reasonable period causing the opponent to lose moneyWait, is that what bazball is? Some Reagan style of warfare causing your opponents to outspend out of their depth and collapse them financially?
BIG DICK /CRIC/ SMALL COCK /HOC/
>>152544065thoughts on Colorado Avalanche? I used to play with that team on NHL hockey demos way back in the day on my xbox.
based marnus
FUCKEN ROCKED HIS WORLD
Nice one stokes
KILL HIM
>Bounce a guy>Hit him in the head>Apologise and ask if he's okayWhat's the fucking point? The idea IS to hit them in the head.
>>152544065i simply do not care about hockey anymoret. oilers fan
I think it’s fair to say I’d be Lyon if I didn’t want you to Tongue and Root my Carse
>>152544104#StandUpToHate
Zak Crawley: 62 tests 112 innings Batting average: 31.29
>turn to expose the back of your neck aka the "i could die" zone
>>152544104I would accuse stokes of ball-tampering with his helmet
>>152544119Make him captain
>>152544106PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BSC
Smith vs Archer all over again
>>152544120not sure he consciously made that decision aye
>>152544080g-g'day to you too>>152544082enough al/ck/ies over therei guess you can try to bond, but they angry drunks (particularly the sun tanned burgers)>>152544089they're hot af this season, they wash every other team in the league by farez cup contender>>152544106tough to love team after what they were 1-2 seasons ago
>>152544104I'd walk straight back to my mark. No mercy.
Guess the new strategy is murder Stokes ftw
>>152544104Plausible deniability if he dies
>>152544120if you header the ball over the slips for 4 is that considered playing a shot for leg byes?
I miss kayo, these ads are horrible
>>152544107Kek
>>152544146Leg byes. It’s only a shot if it comes off the gloves/bat
>>152544080Corr, look at the girth on those fingers. His wife is a lucky girl.
>>152544104>hit him in the head>conduct head assessment>ask him to read you back the scoreboard
>>152544152gotta be either attempting to evade or attempting a shot
>>152544152it would be a dead ballyou only get leg byes if you're attempting to play a shot or attempting avoiding action
>>152544120He's a coward. Only tough when fighting drunk plebs.
>>152544119Lots of potential, innit.
based marnus rattling stoke
>>152544018>>152531472>For those using the script version of 4chanX, it seems the issue can be fixed for the time being by replacing>!((el = $('#t-msg'))>with>!((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))>on line 23474 (4chan-x) / on line 6673 (4chan-xt).
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How come they aren't bazzing it?
>>152544172a bit over done t.b.h.
>>152544179>chrome extensionGuessing you're from Mississippi?
>>152544172Can I get a parmy and a pint thanks?
>>152544186Too much preparation
>>152544172Maybe they should eat locally sourced organic produce instead of all this imported stuff that isn’t fresh and doesn’t suit their physiology
>>152544104The goal is to force an error not literally hit the guy
>>152544186>MOOOOOOOOOM>WHY ARENT THEY BAZZIN IT???>I dont know, jonno mate>these are a bunch of soft cunts
stokes is gonna fucking turn into a lobster in this sun kek
Day 2 of comfy
>>152544172this is female food
>>152544222weren't they down the beach the other day?
If there’s a change of innings halfway through the day, and at the end of the day it’s way behind the expected over rate, which team gets penalised?
might post my exact seating position online lads
>>152544225Bondi shooters were just promoting physical activity like running and ducking, desu.
>>152544233Lol.England fans must be melted ice cream out there
>>152544235DOXXED
>>152544235i can't see the ball
>>152544225not true at allsure getting the error is a good outcome, but hurting and scaring the batsman is the main perogative
>>152544235i know exactly where you are mateyou're at the adelaide oval
>>152544235>tfw didn't get to do this because of baztism meaning the perth test was only 2 daysreee
>>152544238Ya. Preparing.
This is pretty boringWhy aren't england bazzing it anymore?
>>152544172Wouldn't eat any of it. Just give me ham egg and chips. Proper food.
>>152544242>Go to a different section I'm not seated at a take a photo.>Anons furiously try and geolocate meAll the while i'm sitting somewhere entirely different and some poor smuck is the one that's gunna get beer poured on him
just got trolled by Inglis the dog cunt
>>152544284same kek
>>152544233I'd probably lose my mind if he did that hey, that would be me gone straight to the asylum if I witnessed that. Not joking I'd lose the fucking plot
>Put kiwi coach and captain in charge of English cricket team >Lose in Australia for 12 years straight How has no one in Englel figured this out?
>>152544272Bottled it now because they're 2-0 down.
>>152544241over rate issues are determined per each team's bowling innings, not based on the actual time in a day. I believe this is the current standards:Over Rate is calculated across both bowling innings in the same way as it is calculated today, except forthe following exemptions / exclusions;* When a side is bowled out in 60 overs or less, and the bowling team has not exceeded the required over rate, that innings will not be included in the bowling team’s match over rate calculation.* When a side bowls out the opposition twice, and in doing so does not complete more than 120 overs in total, that team will be exempt from any over rate penalties.* When a team doesn’t bowl more than 60 overs in a match, that team will be exempt from any over rate penalties.At the end of the match, the over rate calculation will show how many overs behind or ahead of the minimum number of overs required. For each full over behind the minimum requirement, that team will incur one Penalty Over.The responsibility for slow over rates will be assigned equally across all members of the playing XI. * All players will now be fined the same as the captain – 20% of Match Fee per Penalty Over (capped at 100% of Match Fee)* For each Penalty Over, there will be two (2) WTC Competition Points deducted from the team’s total points.
>>152544294shhhh
>>152544294believe it or not, they have no one better
how many members of this english team will be drafted for the upcoming war in europe?
Why arent england not bazzing it on the best day to bat on?They did this last match where they just played slowly during ideal batting conditions letting Australia pressure them and get them outAustralia have always looked to pressure England whenever Aus have batted and it has worked decently well enough
>>152544255Nah, m8. They bowl bounces at #11s for 90% of the deliveries because it's the only way to get through their defences.
>>152544172I remember they pushed this hard after the win in 2023 right before the 2023/24 series as a sign they were smarter and better prepared than Australia. Good times.
>Duckett isn't comfortable defending spin.Good choice for a test batting lineup aye.
>Stokes has maori heritage on his mothers sideKek
>>152544299Over rates now dont apply if it teams are bowled out in under 80 overs fyiThey changed that for this current test champ cycle
>>152544311Too hot to baz.
>>152544305I can't believe that. How is it even possible?
>>152544299prefer timeless tests
>>152544299Also match fees are capped at 50% nowI reckon though over rates need to be looked to penalise batting teams as well when you can clearly tell they are delaying the game
During the drinks break are the batsmen allowed to pour water on themselves? Or is that pitch tampering since they'd be dripping when they return.
Theres a level of sovl and comfiness with the crowd when england and australia play against each other. matches between any other teams will never have this and I fear it is dying.Watching bindia v australia for example is sometimes stressful and often not enjoyable due to the persistent screeching and animalistic low iq behaviour exhibited by the brown horde.
>>152544347They only get Ice Break Extra Shots these days.
>>152544350Correct.
>>152544347it's permitted but only if the liquid is produced from their own bodies
>216-0Get fucked darren sammy you fucking cuNt>98-4Never change engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL
>>152544350So trueSouth Africa vs Australia is comfy crowd though as well also some very hot chicks so up to Saffa matches in South Africa
>>152544350SO true
Is Brett Lee Chinese?
>>152544365Horrific accents though
Cummins to get a wicket this spell like he usually does when nothing much is going on
>>152544350this>>152544365agreed, saffas can be good too
>>152544356>down a 750ml ice break triple shot during the drinks break>10 minutes later shit your pants running a quick single>get out
go australia
>>152544378Was thinking that. Stokes lookn like a bunny right now.
>>152544377Some of have good onesTony Greig for example was a perfect Saffa accent
Why did England even come here?
>>152544350New Zealand in a lesser sense?Fan bases are competitive with one another, but treat it as fun banter. Sub-continent countries chimp out too much.
Baz
Here comes the Bazball
Ashes should only be in England.
>England bazzing it nowHahaha time for wickets
>>152544398New Zealand is practically a domestic match.
>>152544387whos this seaming demon?
Why was Boland kept over nesser?
>>152544387that's a bloke, right?
>>152544412He is the elder and it is his spot
what a boring ashes... i declare the summer of cricket officially over
>>152544412Bolands best figures are against England
>cameraman cope cage
>>152544417I understand.
>>152544387Ricky Ponting in dragstill would
>>152544350youre gonna cop a 3 dayer for this truth nuke
>>152544409>>152544415bipolarcricketqtie on OF.
>>152544420mate the summer of cricket only started on sunday
imagine if someone bowled 6/7 lol
>Tell your top order batsmen to do stupid shit and get out early """bazzing""" itStokes is a cheap heroic innings merchant.
>>152544350
>>152544397They were Britain at the time and had procured some old maps from the Portuguese so when Cook was sent out to watch the transit of Venus he came back through some latitudes that they didn’t have mapped and found New Zealand then the east coast of Australia
>>152544429language barrier
I LIKE YA PANTS AROUND YA FEET
>>152544440i think if someone did that they would be picked to play every single test match after that lol
theres gonna be a lot of drunk people at the ao
Its too hot man fuck this shit
>>152544412Better bowler
>>152544450Ahh
>>152544448>you the bloody bitch bastard
>>152544448Jamiroquai being a cunt baka.
>>152544460NZ is mostly undefended.
>>152544460The little woozoo fans they sell at costco are pretty good
How long until it becomes embarrassing having the union jack on our flag?
Stokes m8 we need more efficiency whats going on
>>152544489never
>>152544460got a box window aircon last summer after fucking around with fans and portable acs for yearsrooms literally a fridge now, lying here with the quilt half on very comfy
>>152544412because hazlewood isn't playing
>>152544448Decent looking guy, looks like your typical bollywood star>Sea of men>Only one woman in there>She's with the bollywood guyAbsolute chad energy.>Racist guy>Port Adelaide guernsey>Jason Horne-Francis' numberChecks out.
>>152544489
did england capitalise on the review they got given back overnight?
>>152544460I got this from bunnings.https://www.bunnings.com.au/euromatic-116cm-tower-fan_p0369609Just be aware that the base is extremely fragile and a pain to put together, so be careful with it and I suggest that once it's put together you drown it in some gorrila glue or something like that.
What do you Australians have for Christmas dinner? Just an upgraded turkey Sunday roast like us?
>>152544519ham or seafood
>>152544519>eating meat
>>152544311Careers on the line eng shitters are every man for themselves. Convicts are getting cooked in the heat though
>>152544489>untilI don’t want to change it if it’s going to be some stupid green & gold bullshit with a kangaroo and a boomerang, rather just keep it as is
>>152544460>>152544495>July 2026>Electricity will be free from 11am-2pmThe spike at 11am when all the air conditioners turn on at max power will be a sight to see.
>>152544519anecdotal evidence is christmas lunch is more important in australiabut to answer the question it's usually ham not turkey, but we also have prawns, crab, lobster & fish as well.
>>152544467kek>>152544517i have something similar but way shitter because i don't have any fans in my new place and have been too lazy to get someone to install some
>>152544502>jeetcoded post>gayfl knowledgechecks out
>>152544519Turkey is very American
>>152544534>air conditioning>july
>>152544544ThisDont think i have ever had a christmas dinner that wasnt just leftovers from lunch or just all of us eating throughout the afternoon when we start lunchDinner time was always about downing some drinks and swimming in the pool
Have not seen a single one of you even attempt to hit racism for 6
>>152544517I NEED AN AIR CONDITIONER
>>152544548>The tradition of eating turkey at Christmas in the UK and other countries stems from King Henry VIII making it a royal choice in the 1500s
>>152544548We allow others to indulge in a little turkey
>>152544562Because racism is normal and used to protect your own people
>>152544519Black Tiger prawns, mumza makes a layered dip with sour cream salsa avocado and spring onion fresh Oysters usually buy 10 dozen unopened Cold leg ham with potato saladIce cream custard pudding heaps of chocolates and chips and snacksHeaps of alcohol, few joints just good times man
>>152544567thanks
>20 sailors were there watching us >isa "uhh love that' HMMMMMMMMM
>>152544544>>152544561Depends how big the family is / whether both families live in the same area.Common to do lunch at one family, dinner at the other.
brook is fucked ladsexpect him to lob one in the air soon
speaking of turkey, whatever happened to turkbro?
is 222-0 a good score
>>152544560It will be a year round policy, so will apply to summer as well.Can also use them for heating if you want to blast your house warm so it's cosy when you get home in the evening.
AWWWWWW NICE GAZZZZAAA
>>152544588Oh ok, time to abuse that period for AI training then
NATHAN THAT'S A GOOD BALL
Why does "Gary" get so much more encouragement than other bowlers?
Seems like seafood is a very popular Christmas dinner choice for you guys. Thanks for the replies.
>>152544585few autists seethed every time he posted and I think hes been going through some rough shit last few years. He appeared during the first test last few days
Marnus is funnyI like people who keep the good vibes up, cant stand negative passive aggressive cunts
>>152544608totally agreeas long as he's on my team
>>152544601Heard your mum liked seafood so I gave her some crabs KEK
>>152544608I reckon he'd be annoying as fuck as a teammate
>>152544600If they don't keep him encouraged they'll head to the drinks break and find out he dumped them during it and is now with the English.
*looks at black caps score*Holy...
>>152544600Because there are more fielders in the immediate area of the batsman, the more inane chatter and annoying hollow slaps on the back will needle the batsman into making a mistake.
The xmas lunchCheese/meats/dips/crackers/chips to start while the senpai show upLeg of marinated lamb cooked on the barbieLeg of ham as wellBean saladPotato saladColeslawPrawnsSausagesApple pieCaramel fudgeFruit cakeIce cream, custard, whipped cream for toppingsPort or champagne for a couple drinksIce cold beers and ciders in the eskyAll you need for the xmas lunch
>>152544608He's happy clapper positive, not regular person positive. You'll want to punch the guy after an hour.
bleck ceps
bro trying to drum up interest in the poopeeland match kek no.one gives a fuck mate make a matchie and fill.it with replies to yourself kek K e K KEK
>>152544601That's right we see food and we dinner choice it.
>>152544635Need some red or port to finish out the evening.
>Cummins out of the team>Starc destroying everything. Constantly getting near career best figures>Cummins back in the team>Starc a wicketless pie chucker???
>Boxing Day>normal extended family watching the cric >that one autistic cousin who wants to check out the boats every over break
>>152544648I did list port or champagne there m8 right after desserts
>greentexting
>>152544638When people are being negative, constantly whinging and deriding teammates through passive aggresive remarks, that makes me want to punch them
Have NEVER had seafood for Christmas, nor heard of anyone doing it. Seems like a capital city meme.
>>152544545>>152544563I have a terrible looking box AC underneath where I put my PC desk but I don't even know if it works because I never tested it when I moved in and it looks old as fuck and there's no remote so if I wanted to turn it on I'd have to crawl under the desk. Also I don't trust the electricity wiring to run the PC and the AC at the same time.Wish I at least had ceiling fans.
>>152544661I like your style
GARRRYYYYY NICE I LIKE IT GARRRYYYY
speaking of, just pulled a pube out my foreskin and it felt like de-stringing the Xmas ham
>>152544668t. Billy Brownless's wife
>>152544661>passive aggressive remarks>Bowl a pie>"BOWLING GAZZA"
I dont have the air con onI dont feel hot at all
You cannot write "England batting" without following with "collapse"
SHUT THE FUCK UP MARNUS
>>152544662most coastal towns have acces to fresh seafood, Christmas lunch in cities is brown people eating curries and lebs shooting cunts wondering what the coloured lights are everywhere
>>152544629Only 180 odd away from the highest opening wicket partnership.
This is exactly the time England should be bazzing it.
>>152544662pretty sure the greeks do it and i trust them to keep the traditions of the apostles than whatever tranny tradition you come from
>>152544670My foreskin was chopped off as a baby
joe rogan is fucking retarded lmao
>>152544629>>152544686They should've gone for the win last match instead of the cowardly draw.
Covid broke my family events up.No one is willing to hang out anymore as there are both antivax and provax factionsIt is sad
Reckon it is time for Australia to play New Zealand again to put them in their place againCant have the kiwis getting uppity
>>152544662this is something id expect a citycunt to say or someone who hasnt talked to anyone their entire life
Don't recall ever having a christmas dinner, mumberg was always blind drunk by noon.
Bible says you're not allowed to eat shellfish.
getting on the pingers with the gf this chrissy day first chrissy at our own place she suggested it kek
Forgot about Brook
>>152544713the bible is for fucking fags lol
im on a seafood diet i see food and if its a fish, i eat it
>>152544713fuck off judaizer
>>152544713Bible says a lot m8God doesnt meed to say anything for me to understand that god put everything on earth for us to use and eat as we see fit
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Hamburgers and sausages on the barbecue. Salads and a cake with custard/whipped cream side. Soft drink and beer/wine.Simple as.
>>152544727>>152544713“Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and every living thing that moves on the earth.”
Can England start to fucking baz it already
christcucks be like >mmm this snake, dog and cockroach were obviously put by god as food
>That crowd slow-moAdelaide women are so fucking hot, figuratively and literally.
That’s better get it up fuller make him have to play on reaction
fran fine's fine legs fielding at fine leg
>>152544738In some situations yes unfortunately.
nice one garry
This bloody brown umpire needs to be sacked
GOTTEM GAWN WELL PLACED GAZZA>>152544713Calm down Scott Morrison.
truth is God abandoned this material world which is created by satan
>>152544697>last matchMate...
Thought he'd got him out, just like his kids thought they had a father.
I actually think at least one England fan will die from heatstroke / dehydration before the end of this test.
Honestly the Barmy Army should stay in England
Quick someone rig the snicko.S
lmao this bald guy is number 67
broke this Christmas and my sister died last month who normally invites me over for lunch so will probably just go for a walk and make some mash potatoes and sausages
>>152544764Kek.
what would you do if you had a head and face like lyon?
Why don't the Barmy Army sing songs about Lyon abandoning his family?
>>152544779most of the barmy army are divorced as well
>>152544763>Snuck an extra test match in during the Ashes downtimeMy bad.
>>152544777Become a top level cricketer, make bank, and then get a trophy wife.
At family christmas lunch everybody just talks about their jobs
>>152544779They should sing christmas carols and hymns
>>152544779most of the barmy army don’t know their fathers either
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
>>152544779Because they're all single or divorced...
What sports equipment would you use for self defense at home?I think id use a ski pole as a spear
>>152544794
EngDLLLLDLLDLEL
labuschange is a freemason
OH NO NO NO NORIP.
GOTTEM
>>152544804I would use a jockstrap to court and romantically subdue any assailants.
>>152544804Id just charge at the cunt bare handed Don't really want to live so if he kills me it is whatever for me but then he faces a murder chargeIf i come out victoriousni get some praise
THE BULLY BAGS HARRY SOOK
>>152544804Cricket stump
super green
GOTTEM GAWN>hopefully it's not a fucking no-ball again
>>152544804caber
CAM GREENS FINALLY DONE SOMETHING!
Apologise to Cameron Green right now
GOT HIM GONE GET WALKING CUNT
>>152544829I did, everyday during high school
>getting out to the shittest cricketer in the teamwouldn't even cope, just rope and go out like I'm pope
>>152544804javelin or ice axe
AusPost is so fucking retarded I HAVE A DOORBELL YOU SPASTIC! FUCKING PRESS IT INSTEAD OF LIMP WRISTEDLY KNOCKING FOR A FEW SECONDS AND THEN LEAVING! FUCK! Go Australia!
>>152544824best answer
cameron green is the biggest meme cricketer I've ever seen
>>152544832
cricket
>>152544804A single dart (I'm that good)
i don't want any of you to panic but there is an indian guy in the australian team
wtf is up with Jamie Smith's portrait? 80% of his hair seemed to be that fringe.
new>>152544839>>152544839>>152544839
Never seen this England team score so slowly and it's a good pitch ffs.Retards.
>>152544847Lmao
>>152544804Gun, to shoot the window open and make my escape
feel like pure shit just want to go back to the summer of 2000 playing shane warne cricket 99 and my parents were still together
Didn't even realise Green was playing kekMissed his innings yesterday because I was at work
It’s obviously NOT a very good pitch to bat on look how many wickets are falling, like are you stupid. Just saying something retarded over and again doesn’t make it happen you’re not magic stfu
>>152544766I dont mind them desu, if they are willing to travel halfway across the world, stand in the sun on a 40 C day and sing they are ok in my book
>>152544837They never had your package in the first place.
>>152544876applied for a pronotion yet mate
>>152544691We are a roast lamb and chicken over the spit on charcoals people. Seafood is for rich toffs.t. Wog-Australian
