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kitties won edition
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>>152543982
thnaks, pekka
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>>152544011
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>Marchand picking up the rat and throwing it at himself
based rat king
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But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that, though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
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>>152543230
another cowardly attack behind the play against a player in a defenceless position. jesus fucking christ, what are we doing here? gary??
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>>152544006
>>152544050
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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yzerplan bros...
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Wangsbros what the frig
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knights soon bro's
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new girl at the bar overcharged me by a beer
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>>152544147
she was flirting with you retard
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>>152544193
i didn't say anything about the $2.25 beer. those fucking retards that work there undercharge me most of the time due to their lack of attention and being drunk and/or high
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>>152544011
>>152544029
how could finland do this?
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I do not care for Pearl Jam
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alice in chains > nirvana > soundgarden > pearl jam
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maybe by the end of the season the wings will understand that the game doesn't end the second they go down a goal
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>>152544054
lmao Skinner
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>btfo by coyotes
>not fraudulent
pick one
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>>152544262
flip Soundgarden to second and I fuck with it
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>>152544306
yea im cool with that
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>>152544262
*ahem*
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>>152544342
forgot chuck schuldiner played with them
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>>152544262
red hot chili peppers > all them
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carter shart and mitch marner are about to play
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>>152544262
nirvana and pearl jam is gay shit
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i demand more trades
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>>152544402
Soundgarden traded their singer to Rage Against the Machine
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My penguins ):
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>>152544413
bullshit, soundgarden didn't resign him and let his contract expire and audioslave acquired cornell in their expansion draft
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>>152544355
bait
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bud won
trb lost
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New captcha is aids.
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>>152544054
Fucking clown franchise. You'll never sniff another cup.
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air bud won
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>>152544464
that debut audioslave was a fucking solid 9.7/10 though
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>>152544509
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>liiiike a stoooone
that shit sucks
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>>152544262
Can we all agree Pearl Jam is last place? They have many genuine stinkers that somehow became popular. Nowhere near enough rock and too much "hurr look at me im a super serious folk music guy." The bands accused of ripping them off rock harder than them
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>>152544527
*RKOs you*
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we don't link our posts in other generals here
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>>152544536
I'll admit they have a good handful of jams from Ten but all in all I just fucking can't stand the dude's voice
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>>152544487
you are so fucking mad right now
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>>152544402
crosby to the mild
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>>152543982
Ok that's an adorable picture, i'm gonna save it.
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>>152544536
naw
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>>152544590
yea we can
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debbies finna get graped
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>>152544604
i mean he is the best hockey player on the planet
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>>152544609
>no jack
>no theodore
we'll see bro
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>>152544609
>graped

Gay raped? Reminds me of someone
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is it bad if i hate luke hughes for no reason
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homeboy tried to say 10,000 Days is better than Lateralus
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>>152544625
who?
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fire lauzon into the sun desu
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>fire lauzon into the sun
reddit ahh comment
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based carter
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bros carter hart looks so good
imagine if the flyers still had him with michkov bros
they would be absolutely unstoppable
but the flyers don't need him as long as they have michkov who will destroy all of sid's records
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>>152544641
This guy. Doesn't have many friends
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>>152544669
rude 2bh
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trb lost to air bud
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>>152544712
my nephew named his dog air bud
then he got his girlfriend pregnant before college kwab that means I'm a granduncle kwab
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>>152544728
will the child also be named air bud?
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>>152544627
I hate him and the New Jersey Devils.
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>>152544728
how did a dog get a girl pregnant?
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>>152544627
he sucks and the only reason he was valued so high in the draft was because of his name
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>>152544737
sup chambers
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Crosby sucks
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>>152544733
nah it's a girl
>>152544740
so you don't know
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>>152544740
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JETS CAN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE GOAL
what the fuck happened to canadian teams bro? lol
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i haven't eaten meat in 3 months ama
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>>152544782
its all them trump tariffs taking effect
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>>152544797
are you a gay now? which nhl player would you have a heated rivalry with?
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>>152544803
Or maybe canada just sucks shit?
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>>152544817
the gays love meat though
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>>152544803
>It's a canadian is worried about America edition again
Why are they always like this?
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>>152544817
no
idk probably marchand because he's a manlet and i don't like manlets
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>when canadians take the court the world notices
lmao no we don't
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>>152544899
>court

SGA dives whines and flops he's just like me
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Name one good canadian team victory tonight I'll wait. I'll keep waiting until the end of time
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>>152544908
young blood are saying SGA is just as good as Kobe
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>>152544782
I'd love to know how the Jets transformed into such crusty doodoo this season out of nowhere.
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>>152544923
They weren't actually good last year
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>>152544923
cowbelt rangers
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>>152544923
Hellebyuck got hurt and the team realized they aren't shit without an amazing goalie. This is just a typical canadian problem. But thank god the oilers have Tristian Jarry now.
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>log into hoc
>trb bubblin bout canada 'gain
kek cmtsu
air bud1
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>log into hoc
>queers are queering off again
kek 1993
kek 1967
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>>152544994
hot
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xomeone's size 39 pants are too tight
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my debbies scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!
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I was going to make a joke about Hellebuyck getting outdueled by Binnington again like the 2x2 Naysh but it was Hofer.
Hellebuyck got outdueled by Joel Hofer. The Jets couldn't score on Joel Hofer.
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it's crazy to see canadians struggling like this again
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Connor Brown does it agin
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gary and the guidos better not fumble the puck with the rink
its so fuckin on
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>>152545012
>2x2 Naysh
*starts bubblin at its mere mention*
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>>152545031
He also bubbles about writing on a 2x4
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>The only canadian team that played tonight couldn't even get a single goal
Did Canada just forget how to hockey?
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>>152545016
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>SGA
ynr the "what a pro wants" commercial
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>>152545042
kek 2true
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>cody glass trying to kill stone
what a bitch desu
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eat shit copey
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>>152545072
no milly
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>>152545076
good post
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>>152545076
Here he comes riding in on his vpn. Who saw this coming
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carter hart lost his job and had to go to court for months because he got a 30 second blowjob where he couldn't even get hard
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>>152545067
don't throw stones in glass houses haha
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Did anyone watch the u20 game? If it was any good
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>>152545115
kek based``
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>>152545100
If only he had waited until marriage
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>>152545100
>get hard
I liked that movie
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bilka
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>a grown man called dougie
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>>152545100
Shit people end up in shit situations is what my mother used to say
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>>152545152
Thank god your mother never tried to suck my cock
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>He had surgery on his nuts, the blocked shot. Remember Hendricks and his can saved him; Roslovic’s can didn’t save him. Yeah, so, he told me that he could not walk for almost four days, like you’re in so much pain… I didn’t ask that in depth, all I know is there was some surgery required to fix it
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>>152544887
i don't think that's how a heated rivalry works anymore.
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mitch marner aka poop
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>>152545185
Yeah, she wouldn't go near a latinx
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>>152545199
It's crazy how much better Marner is doing since he left a shitty canadian team
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drinking a glass of water :)
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good game so far bro's even tho the good guys are losikng
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>>152545199
oh you're thinking of a nicolas roy
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>>152545205
What is he doing better at?
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>>152545230
his marners have been much smoother
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>>152545268
we don't call those that here now
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>>152545290
just did
cope, copey
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>>152545290
He didn't call them "that" he called them marners.
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>>152545209
good little slut :)
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based copey working the marks
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>>152545310
thanks paperboy :)
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>>152545100
does wiki or somewhere have what actually went down? i assume it's slut regret because they were found innocent even in the uk
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>>152545346
if you were canadian you would know about it
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>2 months of maternity
>"back to work, wagie!!!"
why did our ancestors fall for the New World meme, bros?
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>>152545359
The jury was also shown a video obtained from McLeod’s phone that was recorded at 3:25 a.m. on the same day. In the video, E.M. was asked by a male who is off camera, “You’re okay with this, right? You’re okay with this?”

“Yeah, I’m okay,” E.M. responded.

In another video that was obtained from McLeod’s phone, E.M. was shown at 4:26 a.m. with her torso covered by a towel.

“This was all consensual,” E.M. said. “I enjoyed it. Are you filming this? You are so paranoid. I’m so sober — that’s why I can’t do this right now."


lmao clown world.
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>>152545369
ask the salty drunk burger retard in the thread
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whichever one of the lads ends up being the biggest bust should sacrifice himself to the altar of NDA and expose E.M. and just start a gofundme for his legal fund
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>>152545456
okay why are you so upset all the time? is it because you never win any Stanley Cups?
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>>152545474
im upset because it ruins /hoc/
its like the anon who posts trannies in /heem/
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>>152545491
Damn you should try winning some games sometime. Or is that too much to ask?
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shut the fuck up trb
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Euro hours are starting soon, time for you guys to have a warm glass of milk and go to bed :)
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>>152545506
excellent post
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euro hours suck outside of /iihf/ season
t. tried /hoc/ posting when visiting europe
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does gary have a favorable return policy if somebody tries on a size 39 waist pant but it turns out they are too small?
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>>152545475
what is the seattle christ mark
what kind of cult shenanigans are going on up there in squatch country
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took a gamble with a risky fart and a bit of marner came out
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>>152545509
lactose intolerant, but yeah, /swedehoc/ is too spicy for me
i like my coffee dick free
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i truly cannot imagine how you'd let yourself get fat. like when you start getting chubby how hard is it to be like "hmm maybe i shouldn't eat this cheeseburger"
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>>152545555
>oil obsessed
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grrrrrrrrrrr I just hate Canadians so much grrrrrrrrrrr
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>

For reasons not fully understood, Matthews’ current relationship to the fans is, at best, strained.
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>>152545536
some weird shit happens here man
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>prison risk 6x higher
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>>152545574
I love how these stats are just "America is full of black people"
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>>152545620
Shhh, you're not supposed to say that part. Just look at the stats and "hmmm" and "ahhh".
O CANADA
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>>152545620
vpn off bud
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haha your country is filled with blacks while mine is just filled with jeets and asians
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>>152545543
I got colitis. I cant trust any farts anymore
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>152545652
Surely your rectum still operates as intended
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seriously anons
last call
turn off the vpns
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Dreadful lack of scoring tonight.
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dreadful lack of asking tonight
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got a hug from the cute goth girl tonight
who among you has the strength
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soft hooking call 2bh
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Charlie MAGAvoy will make hockey in america great again!
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>>152545778
America already owns hockey it doesn't need to be great when it already is
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>Shootout
I hate them so much. They need to just let them play 3 on 3 until someone scores. At least raise the time to 20 min.
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With Swedes you win!
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Vegas was half an itch from winning in OT
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>>152545819
They need to stop encouraging teams to go to OT.
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Carter Hart I think I'm gonna Carter Shart
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i got a half inch for ya
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>>152545841
No points for OT loss?
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Based reffies
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>marner
>copey
lmfao
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that was really marnery
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>>152545854
2 for RW
1 for OTW
no points for losers
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Both Marner and Mathews playing like shit without each other.
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my debbies win!!!
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>>152545875
OUR debbies!!
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They should only allow three zone entries/exits per possession in OT to stop the retarded "cycle in and out for 2 full minutes looking for a single chance" meta.
Give them a delay of game, get it over with. 3v3 OT is solved, force them to take a shot or get fucked. If you're so scared of a rush off a rebound then maybe you suck balls and don't deserve to win.
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John Felix Anthony Cena walked so we can run
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>>152545854
That's not strict enough. 1 point for OT/SO win, zero for OT/SO loss. Make teams afraid to go to OT, not afraid to lose.
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>>152545895
LOL the guy who hasn't won a Stanley Cup in over 30 years think he knows hockey. Look at this guys
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>>152545894
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Have any of you played prince of persia the lost crown?
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>>152546089
yes. the jumping mechanic annoyed me
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knights lost again in ot/so bro's
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didn't ask but glad to see
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>come home from work
>see which games were played
>see the results
What an absolute sloppy slop of the sloppiest kind of day
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>>152546211
Hey the Jets tried their best. Their best just wasn't a single goal tonight
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>>152546094
I dont really like those type of games anyways
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>>152546297
we could be brothers
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>>152546177
no milly
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>>152546328
no winny
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>>152546340
cope they got a point and are first place in the divizsh tranny kwab no milly
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>>152546358
>cope my team lost
said copey
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heyo
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>losikng
>divizsh
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wheres jen
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slopdown was cancelled
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that was hampage desu
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minny's gonna go deep in the ploffs now

deep.
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aw shucky ducky
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What year did you first come to /hoc/?

2017 for me and I automatically assume that everyone here is an oldfag.
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>>152546657
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>>152546672
I came here in 1993.
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>>152546672
I forgot /sp/ was even a thing until a couple of years ago
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>2017 counts as old faggotry to zoomers
kek
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>>152546719
they don't think they will be here when they are 30-35+ years old, but they will be.
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the darkest hours of the night
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>>152546672
2013
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today's list of shit games are slightly less shit than yesterday's list of shit games
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I've been here since 2008 and the only thing I have to say is that soccer faggotry killed /sp/ and it was a mistake not giving it a containment board a decade ago.
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>>152546759
anons.... like YOU.... don't get to win cups
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Who has two thumbs and Juhla Mokka? This guy! What the fuck is this Captcha?!
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I have to wake up and go christmas shopping for myself. It's a real drag.
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>>152546973
finished my shopping today. feels bad, usually i'm done by november
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just finished my Mitch Marnering for today.

can't wait for tomorrow's Mitch Marnering.
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Which one of our finns posted this
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>>152547263
stopped reading at 18 years old
he needs to show his bussy if he wants anything from me
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>>152547263
lol
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>>152547263
>queer friendly
Hope he gets to see our Stars in LA or Toronto
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Canada was at it's peak when its population was between 25-30 million.
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>>152547263
>any city that is queer friendly with a decent hockey arena
Seattle so he can enjoy all the Starbucks onions lattes in the CP Arena
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>>152547382
oopsie, *sõy lattes
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sweden peaked when its population was 3 million
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i peaked when i was a fetus
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bud peaked when he 1
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>>152547362
2-3 for sweedes
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>>152547454
>>152547475
8 million.
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Canada and Sweden were never good
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my starsies play today :)
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>>152547524
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>>152547535
In a queer friendly city ?
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Winnipeg Jets really fucked themselves by trading for Luke Schenn. The final nail in the shutters of their cup window, sadly.
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>>152547586
Yes! In shorksland!
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>>152544054
it's not like Stu chimped out and demanded a trade out of edmonton, why do that right in front of him? looks like bad karma farming, probably going to first-round exit the next three years then have to trade mcgaykid
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Taking an extra large morning Marner in honor of that shootout attempt last night
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>>152546672
2011 to see reaction to the riot
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>>152546672
2017 for me. 2018 was the best /hoc/
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Yup you can see the aves just don’t have it
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>>152547839
>the aves just don’t have it
Their teabag in yer face?
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>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGay
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McShit
>McSissy
>McTantrum
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer
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>>152547939
>>McLabamba
Kek, soilers need a new fat cancer kid.
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where are all the american talents?
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>>152547972

1993
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>>152547972
trent frederic is american
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>>152547972
I didn't have necas ahead of rantonen on my birthday card
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>>152547982
rantanen had 50 points in 33 games last season
necas had 44 points in 33 games last season
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>>152547972
In the NBA
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>>152547972
>canadians are all manlets
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>>152546672
2019. I wish I had been using /fit/ and /sp/ from 2012-2017 instead of /a/ and /vp/
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>>152548141
Both /fit/ and /a/ are a bit too homo so I would try a /sp/ /vp/ combo
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>>152547524
t.
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>>152547972
I never thought I’d miss Patty Kane
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everyone here is from /pw/
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why is the east so bad this year?
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>>152548344
That explains the retardation
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The kitties are going to be the best team in the east after Christmas. The 3peat is back on the menu
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>>152548214
Cope /fit/ is a manly board
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>>152548671
>its not gay its manly
What ever floats your homo boat
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are there any two teams in the league whose games are a tougher watch this season that vegas and new jersey? awful, awful slop. i guess calgary is right there with them.
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>>152548760
>New Jersey is bad when they don't have their best player
WOAH NO SHIT
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>>152548671
VPN off sweden
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>>152548760
kings to me are the worst to watch
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>>152548367
Every fucking game goes to OT now
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>>152548875
I blame the state of modern goalies
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Our Sennies gotta keep the momentum today!
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allez montréal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKx2WIDV240
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bud won 1341 days ago
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>>152548760
Rangers are gruesome
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"pwn3d" is over 20 years old and nobody says that shit anymore
I wonder if bud1 will live as long
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i doubt trb will live that long so it'll have served its purpose by then
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My penguins ):
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bud1 days are coming
bud1 days are coming

always bud1-cola
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> Official NHL Dogshit List

This is the source of the stench, and why.
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>trb
>sees bud1 post
>starts bubblin
KWAB
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what was the point of spending over 500M in expansion fees if you wanted to make the most boring roster in NHL history?
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>>152549092
Side deals
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>>152549074
The sad part is some of those teams are in playoff contention
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>>152549104
>playoff contention
reminds me of the time the islanders lost to the laffs on 04/17/22
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>>152549074
>7 rw in 33 games
>.515
kys, gary
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MY FATHER SAID
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
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Might watch Rangers-Blues or Flames-Kraken
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What’s in a Red Bull advent calendar?
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>>152549212
tiny sips of redbull
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>>152549212
a dimebag of coke
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>>152549074
how would you diagnose these illnesses
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>>152549233
Based
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>>152549291
well this sperg is still humiliated from when he thought OT wins were Gary points and he's been spamming ever since
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>>152549359
not to mention his fundamental misconception of electricity and physics
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>avs - 133 GF
>krakheads - 77 GF
how many games before the avs have scored double the amount of goals of seattle?
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>>152549380
Based on mackinnon’s streak, by mid January they’ll have double the amount of goals as the krakheads
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Umm leafs bros??
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>>152549423
I've been requesting this for awhile
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>>152549380
>entire roster of middle six forwards and zero goalscorers
>shocked when they cannot score goals
what is the plan Ron Francis made? he really thought he was special for the work he did in Carolina? Dude is so lucky Aho panned out for them.
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>>152549423
welcome to ___________?
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>>152549291
>how would you diagnose these illnesses
The dogshit teams might be ill, too, but basically they're just piles of dogshit.
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>>152549423
Yeah, he'll get out when they decide to tank.
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>>152549453
Our Knights
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Who’s going to the /hoc/ meetup later?
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>>152549453
ZSC Lions
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>>152549423
Shit season, is he battling an injury or something?
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>>152549489
>& 1 item autographed that you supply
sucked the soul right outta that one
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>>152549504
marner babby
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>>152549489
>YAAAAAAY WOLF TAKA PICTURE WITH MEEEE HE DA BES GOALIE EVERRR DURRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>152549517
Sad
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>>152549504
He lacks the bud sex necessary to be elite
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>>152549510
I’m getting him to sign my favorite Pokémon card :)
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>>152549453
Tampere Ilves
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>>152549602
>Dustin Pup
Poochyena card
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based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5tqIgehe4
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>>152549602
>Dustin Wolf
Mightyena card
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>>152549423
Go South Matthews, Go South.
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>>152549453
The Marlies
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kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gangbang
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>>152549454
Samir is coping hard, anon
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dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdGnonzXus
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>>152549660
i remember all the kids at school were huge 'rado because of #21 fans and i was a wings fan, which was great because we would trade cards and i built up a great collection that i still have today
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I wish the nhl would expand to Sweden
and Germany

maybe just 1 team each
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>>152549673
Bedard was asking for it
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>>152549753
NHL Europe will never be a thing cause every time they start, they crash, just like the women's leagues of the past
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I want to kiss wolf im gay for hjm
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>>152549753
Retard
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>>152549074
>list arbitrarily expands to fit the oilers

LMAOing at your existence
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>>152549797
You could do way better
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>>152549812
trb reaches a new level of pathetic every day
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the kings have actually scored 1 less goal than the calgary flames. let that sink in. i wont ever make the mistake of watching the most boring team in the league again.
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>>152549822
Ya he's a poor catcher
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>>152549766
Realistically how much longer does the pwhl have?
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Gary bros our attempt to grow the sport amongst the Punjabi was for naught…
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>>152549912
wtf I thought the non permanent residents were supposed to stay
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remember when the oilers tanked for like 10 years straight and ruined the draft for everyone going forward and still ended up doing nothing of note
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>>152549946
They solved the goaltending issue. Stay scared.
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>>152549946
>ruined the draft for everyone going forward
>its literally making it better by stopping teams from going to get first overalls in a 5 year period
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>>152549946
Sometimes I forget that Taylor hall was a first pick and hasn’t retired
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>>152549949
#NoBS
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>Lucic to play in Scotland's Fife Flyers
what thee fuck? jej
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remember back when Lafreniere was the top draft prospect and the sens kept posting about how they wanted him?
I bet they're glad now that they didn't get him.
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>>152550017
No everyone grossly overrated Lafrenierre and Byfield
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who is the puka of the nhl?
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>>152550038
>who is puka
idk
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>>152550038
>puka
but enough about iyo
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>>152549936
they just made them permanent
misleading chart
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>>152549946
i actually switched to being a fan of them very recently. i think they're going to win this year and what an exciting story that would be after losing two straight finals. jersey will be ordered after i get some christmas money.
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>>152549946
>still ended up doing nothing of note
just like the plains' flames
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>>152550010
Unc should retire at this point. It’s getting embarrassing
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>>152550120
>switched to being a fan of them
Now this is Growing The Game™ Gary's way
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how many injuries does your team have?
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>>152550278
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what team does santa cheer for?
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>>152550298
The US has much, much better defense and goaltending than Canada.
Canada's balls out offense is going to be hard to contain anyways especially in international rules. If both of these teams were competing for the cup Team USA would win it hands down.
But they aren't and so much as grazing a player in pussy rules will get you ejected so lol lmao silver it is if Sweden doesn't wake up.
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successfully put off christmas shopping for another day
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>>152550349
I literally cannot name 1 american defenceman beside macavoy and fox, american goaltending as hellebuck (playoff choker, never won shit), oettinger(playoff choker, never won shit) and, according to multiple americans in this thread, joey fucking daccord.

Please thinknabout the words that come out of your retard mouth before you vomit them.
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>>152550376
>i'm a casual
you didn't have to tell us but you still did
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>>152550388
Enjoy another night of picking fights with canadians you fucking faggot loser. God i hate the fucking people here.
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>>152550430
i'm not the guy you responded to, mr. angry
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>>152550349
good luck scoring on logan thompson, dork
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>>152550376
McAvoy, Fox, Hughes, Werenski, Jones, Slavin, Hanifin.
The best defensemen for Canada are going to be Makar obviously and like Shea Theodore or some shit.
It's a 50/50 shot you're going to get Logan Thompson if Hockey Canada gets a fucking grip or get stuck with Shittington.
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>>152550376
>thinknabout
FILTHY phoneposter SCUM
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>>152550430
>>
im watch the jests/blose game from last night
no spoilers, pls
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>>152550166
What else does he have to do
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>>152550460
>McAvoy, Fox, Jones, Hanifin.

All trash
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>>152550517
Assault his wife on every continent.
Shanghai, here we come!
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>>152550017
Lucky Slafkovsky exists or else Laf would be the worst first overall in the last decade
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thoughts on the panic index?
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>>152550517
What do nhl players do after retiring? Get drunk by noon and bother their wives
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>>152550538
You seem to have forgotten someone.
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>>152550017
Remember when they did the lottery and it turned out that the winner was "expanded playoffs loser" so Gary got to have another TV special?
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>>152549812

>t. dogshit team enjoyer
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>>152550538
hey bud how's it going
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>>152550529
For real, that guy is a fucking retard.
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That reminds me, I had a dream last night that Zach Werenski got arrested for sexual assault.
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>>152550558
Defensemen often take quite a bit longer to develop. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
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>>152550569
That's our Samir!
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>>152550631
He's been regressing since his draft year.
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>>152550548
>mammoth magnet
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why dont smart people work in hockey front offices? NBA, NFL, MLB all go to brain factories like MIT to get people to staff their front offices. Why doesn't hockey? Seems strange.
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>>152550717
The nhl probably doesn’t pay that well and has a substantial old boys club
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>>152550728
on the one hand I like that they dont because I find the 'mathemetization' of the game hurts its watchability, but it seems odd that they don't. Your explanation is probably correct.
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>>152550717
they call eric tulsky the human chat gpt because he's so smrat
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>>
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>>152550754
I need to go to the brain factory
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>>152550728
>Why are you looking at me?
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>>152550765
magnifique!
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>>152550754
Im smrat I wish people called me human chatgpt
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>>152550828
>Im smrat
any relation to samir?
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>>152550717
>why dont smart people work in hockey front offices?
how fucking dumb are you
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>>152550801
Want to study with me later? My big exam is coming up
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work is gay
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>>152550828
he do the math and ffound out if u keep possesion entering the zone u would have a better posssession %
what a smrat gguy, carolina must be really good
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>Samir mentioned. I'm always in.
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Jimmy Carson was a human chatgpt
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>>152550924
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drop the puck
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knights don't play til saturday
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>>152550848
>the yankee lashes out in confusion
which words in that sentence did your public education not prepare you to encounter?
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>>152550848
Don't blame him, all the smart ones came to work in the United States. He doesn't know any better.
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>>152550975
Gary is ooo right now
His interns will respond to your request soon
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>>152551006
thank goodness
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Relocate the Senators.

They should be the Gatineau Senators.
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>>152550765
>1993
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profound
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>>152550376
Spencer knight should be nominated, not Joey Daccord
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>>152551030
wtf
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>>152550548
rags need to be lower
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>>152551035
someone should tell him there's no I in team
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>>152550558
Owen power is better than Lafaggotiere
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>>152550782
That goal wouldn't have gone in if Wolf was adult sized
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Lets cool it with the anti french rhetoric
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>>152551035
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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faulk scaaars
nice turnover dumbeblol
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>>152551067
>This turd is less smelly than that other turd
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>>152551035
I would gladly settle for winning with injustice btw
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>>152550717
Retard
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>>152551099
>tf
we know
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Happy birthday Otter
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>>152551181
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>>152549660
all the old timers have some rough walks, Gary's game is unforgiving.
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>>152551098
yes that's how rankings work
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>>152551181
O T T E R
T
T
E
R
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im a millennial
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>>152551181
>>152551249
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>>152551181
a future backup
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>>152551181
Hopefully he doesnt whiff blowing out the candles
>>
zamullah
>>
*sends you back to the bingo halls*
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/hoc/ isnt shitty enough lets throw a wrestletard referenxe in to the mix
>>
*superkicks you*
>>
Then. Now. Forever.
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Otter is a year younger than me and is married, has a son, and is a starter. Am I officially a bust?
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ahhhh yessir
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>>152551347
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>>152551454
ZAMN, mexican bois look like THAT?
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>>152551432
who the frick is chuckie
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>>152551378
Did you let in 2 goals in 2 shots in game 7 of the conference finals?
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>>152551503
Evil doll I believe
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>>152551509
Fortunately not
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Morgan Rielly - Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Jake McCabe - Troy Stecher
Simon Benoit - Henry Thrun

Dennis Hildeby - starter
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imagine getting your father killed to play in the NHL only to put up 18 points in 32 games
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LIKE MUSSOLINI
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professional athletes who get married before they retire are the ultimate in simp cuckology
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>>152551631
Retard
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>>152551652
hampage got cancelled
>>
Tony won
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any #1 centers available
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>>152551638
If only they had come to you for relationship advice
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>>152551793
Mika zibanajed after hes forced out of new york
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>>152551769
yeah the KWABOTY for five years running
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>>152551793
I awnsered this yesterday and I'm pretty sure Scott Laughton is still available
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macklin celebrini is eligible for the wjc this year
let that sink in
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that's not a sink stupid, it's a basin
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actually a basin is the mouth of a river
>>
mouths are for people
>>
sinks are for pissing
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soilent green is people
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ill kiss you on the mouth
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1s are for bud
>>
>>
Can’t believe I’m the only miserable SOB who thinks timo meier leaving the team is ridiculous. Regular people don’t get to just stop going to work when a family member gets sick and when you’re paid 10 million dollars a year that accountability is even extra
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>someone's mother passes away
>nooooooo get back to work wagie
post nose, 052.
>>
>>
at the end of the day this is just a stupid game and it really doesn't matter. only americans would have this retarded opinion >>152552052
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>this is just a stupid game
explains sweden's lack of wjc success
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>>152552113
lmao fucking got his ass
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>>152552123
>fucking got his ass
much like bud did to trb on 04/17/2022
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>>152552115
i don't remember this
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>>152552095
“Just playing a stupid game” allows him to take 6 months off a year and retire wealthy beyond imagination by the time he’s 35 I’m not sure that dismissive attitude is applicable when someone is being paid 10,000,000 dollars per season to try his best
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>>152552115
>Nashville
>Habs
>Oilers
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>>152551897
>let that sink in
what's it want?
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>>152552148
>expecting fairness in life
You'll be extremely disappointed
>>
>>
>>152552148
>6 months off
this isnt the nfl sweetie
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>>152552148
how is that even relevant? my point is there are things that matter way more than hockey and family is one of them arguably the most important
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https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-panthers-new-york-rangers-2026-winter-classic-miami-nhl/
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>>152552193
crapalanche bros.........he was supposed to be a mack babby
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dilly has no milly
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>>152552223
>Rantanen = 1.07 PPG
>Necas = 1.11 PPG
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what's the deal with the randys being too cheap to pay their players?
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>>152552264
The owner wants to save money to buy that apehoop team.
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>>152552264
Theyre relying on a different strategy
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>>152552294
>1 eternity for high sticking
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>>152552294
why did you save that picture rajesh?
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lifelong wild fan since the hughes trade. Honest question are we legit now?
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>>152552294
I'm not tolerant to other religions.
>>152552355
We were 3rd in the league before the trade.
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>>152552355
only if yurov becomes a top center in 4 months
or we trade
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>>152552376
you will be on /hoc/ because /hoc/ is for everyone
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next thread should be a Dustin Wolf edition
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>>152552447
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>>152552451
I will make it so.
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new
>>152552550
>>152552550
>>152552550
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>>152552193
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Randy's share of the trade.
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>>152551795
yes



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