England 11-1. Day 4.
englans
Inglis has to go
*be's cracking*
Holy smokes
dead is the natural state of being my deity is dead the god of dead
might have a can of coke later instead of 18 beers
the masculine physique
>>152572727Never trust a skinny chef
>>152572693Just cracked open a Stone's Ginger Beer myself
>>152572635Now that there's more Aussies in here, I have a question...What's some Australian cricket lore that Brits won't know about ?
>>152572727Based
>>152572727Hueys cooking adventures was a great show
How popular is the brand Bundaberg in Oz? I like their ginger beer.
>>152572829Dunno mate. I'm not Australian
>>152572829The line of soft drinks they have is excellentThe creaming soda, and passionfruit ones are the best versions of those flavours
Can Pope just nick one to Carey already and end the most mediocre test career ever?
>>152572829I like the blood orange one, not a common flavour here.
Barely on the danger zoneEngland truly have bribed the umps
>>152572781crisp, was on the matso's at the perth test and it was a great change getting something in a can compared to the paper cups of beershall be having a few until midday then swap over to the coopers>>152572829it's the go to if you want a ginger beer, these ones anon and I are having are alcoholic however
>>152572561Met a tv video gaming journalist (Hex) at a Sydney nightclub.
>>152572880yeah, there is something about their sarsaparilla in a glass bottle too
>>152572927It’s the vanilla
dropping bombs
>>152572727He does youtube cooking videos now. Not sure if he had a stroke or similar but it was a bit sad from memory.
>>152572829Very popular and in all the supermarkets
Wicket inbound
Usman will drop a catch in this session.
Pope won't last long here
>>152572829As long as it's not the rum. That shit is pure poison. It shouldn't even be called rum it tastes like paint stripper. I should know I used to get blasted on it when I was 17
jej marnus' reaction
>>152572993>
>>152573104very nice I’d forgotten that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eenyRVMVZ4>That period where the Good Charlotte boys were pushed hard in Australia and did ads with cricketers
>>152573189good morning revival is an extremely good album
Did Crawley talk to Khawaja during the break
Alyssa Healy is back ;_;
This is the best I've ever seen Crawley defend, but given that he's only scored 1 run, he'll get frustrated soon and get out.
The english boys reading manga together
>alyssa back to talk about Mitchyeah thinking thats enough commentary for me today
>1* (27)Just not bazball is it
>1 (27)Real bazball like.
what are the crunchyroll proteas up to?
>>152573364>>152573361Guess he's just Crawleying
>>152573364Based me
>>152573374watching anime I reckon
>english player replaces ball from one hidden in their pads>umpires do nothing>???
>>152573374Watching Blue Lock
>>152573374Watching A Christmas Carol (1951).
Wicket looms
>>152573374
business idea: tap the ball into the pad flap and then take a sneaky 300 or 400 runs
I've loomed all over the place, there's loom everywhere.
Don;'t think England would've caught that.
Fucking based CumgodBuild him a statue right now
>poop>cope >no hope
love my team full of specialist fielders
Marnus!
>>152573425You could call me a psychic, so to speak.
wow what a fuckin ripper
Ripper catch
Good catch
>>152573426Imagine Bavuma doing that bunda wigglePhwoarr im getting a halfie just thinking about it
HOLY SHIT MARNUS
>>152573425based
Pope's career is over.
How many cold toasties did Marn have during lunch you reckon?
>worst australian team everim sorry but with the options AusGODs have at the moment and the competition between players to secure their spot this is STILL one of the great aussie test squads
more like ollie ROPE
>>152573426What the fuck lmao
>>152573489Based bunda enjoyer
Bed just called.
last nights big bash match was better than this trash
>>152573559sleep well king
>>152573559See ya Pope
>wicket over by Cummins>lets Starc keep bowling the next over so the batsmen can loosen up a bitStarc is done for, replace him already
Thats Pope mentally cooked for rest of his career
What the fuck is this umpire doing?Starc was barely on the danger area that time
Fuck off Mitch you stupid cunt and take your dog headed "woman" with you
>>152573618>barely onSo he was on it? Good umpire pulling up the cheating Aussies.
>>152573645Just the heel part of his was onDidnt even kick up any dust or anything
>>152573623>>152573618>>152573588what did he do? i was on the shitter
>>152573618Mate over half his foot was in.
>>152573555Imagine Tony Grieg and Bill Lawry commentating this
>>152573559
Starc always falls off the longer the series goes on.
>>152573623rip on alyssa all tou want but please refrain from insulting StarcGOD or i will find you and heem you
>>152573623She really is extremely ugly
>>152573658Doesn't matter. None of the foot is allowed in.
>>152573678Barely half and you can tell he is struggling with the foot holes and he isnt doing it deliberately This umpire is just scared of doing something wrong and being relegated to short form matches only
>the umpire is scared of doing something wrong>has been making shit calls the entire time and relying on screen god to make calls>???
>>152573658Wood falls onto the middle of the pitch all the time kek fuck em quicker these shit cunts get out the better
I have the same hairline as Mitch starc
>>152573753This as wellHe probably does more damage as well yet never gets a warning
>>152573761so does his wife
>>152573723>Barely half and you can tell he is struggling with the foot holes and he isnt doing it deliberatelySee >>152573711
>>152573749He is nervous whenever he has to make a decision
>>152573776See this fuckwit>>152573753
Thought I might randomly be shit at bowling this test. Opinions?
>>152573776>>152573723can you PLEASE tell me what happened
>>152573678That’s it Australia has to forfeit
>>152573795all good king, take it easy
>>152573761Sounds like it's time for you to get redpilled son.
Why do you guys like Alyssa Healy so much?
>>152573776M8 i would be saying the same shit if it was an English bowler in the same situation Starc was inThere is big difference between deliberately running onto it and having your landing on the crease be whack cause of footholes causing issues with the follow through
>>152573795Good on you for giving the poms a chance, mate
Cummins up to 4th in the all time table for Australia
>>152573810>just destroy your dick bro!
>>152573761Snipped two white hairs this morning, they stood out like a sore thumb
>>152573796Use your fucking head you drongo cuntAll the context is there for you to put it together
Imagine ripping into mitch starc when he single handedly did all of the heavy lifting in the first 2 tests, is averaging over 40 for the series with the bat and is the leading wicket taker
>>152573833Meant 6th Christ on a bike.
>>152573833It's been said a lot but our bowling has been absolutely fucking amazing. Unreal crop of talent to come in at once.
>>152573854im assuming he bowled a no ball but that doesnt really make sense with all the seething
>>152573796Starc deliberately running on the pitch (in the protected area) in the 4th innings two times (cheating).
>>152573857Starc is so selfless he decided to let someone else be the hero of this test. Absolutely GOATed.
>>152573877Holy fuck are you dumb cunt or a cazzieMaybe both
>>152573854rude and uncalled for
>>152573869anti-NSW seethers real quiet about this
>>152573880Same old Aussies. Always cheating.
>>152573880oh ok. thankyou
not dropped didn’t carry
>AAMI advert>has the missus at the end ask the hubby if the bins are outBitch should check and take them out if they arent
>>152573880wog dog
>>152573958Women don't take the bins out, mate. Have you ever been in a relationship?
>>152573958>I will take them out when I go to work at 4am to pay for this 2 million dollar dog box we live in honey
>>152573905Don't give a fuck what you think is or is not called for cunt
>>152573824It's the 4th innings, umpire has to be more strict. Everyone who's played the game knows exactly what he's doing. That's why he'll have no issue not running into that area again now that he's on his last warning.
>>152573978Just not cricket is it
lol bongs making a major issue out of nothingmasters of cope and the way of the loser
are you allowed to smoke a ciggie during the drinks break?
dead seriesdead format
>>152573978The girl I had during COVID did and I'm almost certain it was because a Tiktok told her it was a small way to regain independence or agency or some shit. She stopped after a month and a half because one week it smelled a bit more worse than usual.
Thoughts on Game of Thrones?
>hurrdurr I had sexn*rmies should be beheaded
>>152573426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcwacfett_M&list=RDGcwacfett_M
Have no qualms taking the bins out but you gotta bring them inSimple as
>>152574111Would be funny to see a player light up ngl.
digits and crawley saves the match
>>152574111not allowed to smoke in the stadium so i'd guess not
*saves usman's career*
>>152574238Its part of the performance so you can smoke
been clinically depressed for 15 years. don't even remember what it feels like to be genuinely excited about something
>>152574268mushrooms
>>152574238load of shit trav and lyon have a dart sometimes
>>152574268nothing will change if you dont mate, suck it up faggot and get over yourself
>>152574268Have you tried taking a ripper slips catch whilst playing in the Ashes?
>>152574252Based Smudge
>>152574333t. someone who has never experienced depression and has no idea what it is
>>152574268Take ketamine or shrooms. Probably shrooms for someone in your circumstances.
>>152574359You unironically need to /strongmind/ it
>>152574268how's the misso and the kids?
>>152574268psychiatrists love him!
if you have depression you should be allowed to take out your super and go blast hookers and cocaine in a beachside location and then be euthanised
>>152574359you think so? only reason you posted that was to try get cunts feeling sorry for you. No one's going to save you mate except yourself so fuck off
>>152574371I am. I would have killed myself already if I wasn't. I can function. I just don't enjoy anything or get excited about anything.
anyone else /reheatingpizzaintheairfryer/ rn
>>152574408motorbikeushrooms
>>152574439Not at the same time tho amirite lmao haha
>dressing up as hitler for charitywholesome
Whats Australia's Test team for Bangladesh going to look like? Will Konstas get a call up?
>>152574125Women have a better sense of smell, they’re more sensitive to bad smells, it’s why the bins is man work and toilet cleaning is woman work
>>152574406you sound like a braindead low iq tradie
>>152574462that would just be silly haha
>>152574366Ketamine is ass tвh i dont get why people say it helps depression
I'm extremely sensitive to smellsWhen I'm riding my bike around the streets I can smell the exact type of shampoo a house is using by the scent of it emanating from the drain. I can smell someone smoking a cigarette from 100m away. I can smell someone's exact cologne if they've walked by and are 100m down the street
>>152574507you sound like a woman
>most well attended test match at adelaide ovalthank god we haven't had to hear from fuckwits like peter fitzsimons about 'test cricket being dead' this summer
I used to think mental health problems were piss weak growing up and then once it happens to you it's an eye opener.
>>152574507You sound like you're tradie hater from /afl/
>>152574501He might, depends if Wetherspoons can get some runs or maybe Uzzie opens
>>152574551This is me but for women ovulating
>>152574554you're projecting intentions onto me based on something you don't understandyou probably unironically think depression is being sad
>>152574268Have a beer or five
Do yous blokes want me to let you know when the Jake Paul/ Anthony Joshua fight starts?
>>152574557Ignore him he doesn’t actually believe anything he says it’s purely for engagement
>>152574584youre one if those 'poor me' faggots looking for pats on the head. Get fucked cunt lol
>>152574606I’ll say yes because you want to tell us and it’ll make you happy and I’m all about people being happy
>>152574557test cricket is the only real cricket, i suppose first class counts as well
most mental health problems can be fixed with some hard work in the sun
>>152574559Was depressed for years but just learnt to not give a fuck anymoreI drink as much as i want, eat what i want, gone into debt just for the sake of it, and take a lot of risks in my job and lifeEnjoying life more than i have in years
>>152574635The world could use more people like you
>make something intentionally obtuse/wildly abstract>claim everyone misunderstands itSounds like a scamAs mental health awareness goes up, so does suicide. It's very likely the paradigm has convinced perfectly healthy people they are depressed and lead to needless deaths.
>>152574611point to where I asked for "pats on the head" or any kind of sympathy. I merely made a statement about my life
sachiko cured my depression
>>152574654the closest I came to literally killing myself was working a job like that
Is it true that doing a roman salute in Australia will get you sent to prison?
>>152574668Just hit the gym, come home and have a beer and a wank. Good as gold
>>152574694I think it's only Victoria for now but that will probably change soon
If England can bat out out the rest of today and tomorrow, they can get a draw and keep the series alive.
>>152574606Yes.
>>152574654didn't work for that FIFO guy who's mum dropped him at the airport and then went missing and turned up dead recently
suffering is commendable when conscious of God
So hurry up fuck it up.Make your mistakes.So you'll be broken hearted in the right way.
never wasnever will be
>>152574665are you sure you don't have your cause and effect back to front
>>152574730Being conscious of things that don't exist sounds like mental illness anon
>>152574717>keep the series aliveOnly if they win m8Draw is as good as a win here for us
>>152574654religion is good too, once you recognise objective reality and understand that our existence in this material universe is fleeting and accept that you are going to die very soon relative to the universal timespan you can see none of the distractions matter and you should neither excessively dwell on the past nor fret about the future as everything is essentially out of your control and you have to trust God
You guys see the BBL last night?
people that have never experienced depression actually can't conceive of it. This is undeniable. They've never conceived that external circumstances/ reward might not stimulate the parts of the brain that make them happy in other people. If I had a 100 million dollars in the bank, a private yacht and was surrounded by girls, I'd still have depression
>>152574268youre probably wallowing you sound like a wallower
>>152574782Yeah m8Found some good ones on pornhub last night
>>152574793why are you posting this in the cricket general on an anime imageboard?
depressed people sicken me, take your sadness elsewhere
>>152574822the politically correct term is english
>>152574793>happiness = 100 million dollars in the bank, a private yacht and was surrounded by girlsfuck me no wonder youre sad
>>152574822I get arrested when I do that.
>Being conscious of things that don't exist sounds like mental illness anon
What brands of Australian beer are /cric/ approved?
>>152574842it was just a concrete example. it could be any kind of external circumstance
>>152574858poopers peen
>drinking beer
>>152574858reschs
Have Ch7 tried showing the cricket instead of random shit like horse racing?
>>152574858Foster's Lager of course
outside the line>>152574858hahn aldi
>>152574793Nah you'd be pretty happy for about 4 to 5 years living a hedonistic lifestyle but then you'd get depressed and just want to settle down and live a more pious quiet life closer to god without all the woman trouble and the side effects of drugs and alcohol.
Sick of it
for me it's coopers pacific pale ale
>>152574668>>152574268take it to r9k faggot
I am depressed because i am unemployed and the job market for college educated jobs is complete shit so i watch cricket all day to pass the time
>>152574858canadian club
>>152574858goat
>>152574858Coopers
>>152574858
please stop talking about beer im trying to stop drinking thanks
im depressed because the ch 7 website keeps buffering
beer is disgusting
>>152574858/cric/ is a teatotal general >coopers>james squire>anything from tassie
>>152574915used to drink this shit in my doomer days
poofter ^
>>152574884When I first found out that Australians don't drink Fosters I felt like I'd been scammed, even though I'd never bought a can of Fosters in my life.
>>152574858hard solo
went on the motorbike to the bottleo at the lunch break and rode home with a slab of coopers pale tins strapped to the backthat right there is happiness for me
>>152574915all beer should be in this can size375ml is for babies. I drink them in about 3 minutes without trying
sorry, not you. I meant the other bloke
>>152574985enjoying the mental image of this
>you wouldn't believe how much beer I can drink
>>152574899Can you start your own business? I’d start a vape business now it’s a good time
>>152574268Seek Christ
whish it was like in asia where rice wine is drank
>>152574990>I drink them in about 3 minutes without tryingYou like to let them warm up before drinking? I drink them in 30 seconds
>>152574858Beer is not /cric/ approved. We are a cider and wine community.
>>152574967It’s an export beer and it’s just an ordinary generic banal inoffensive beer like a lot of the other main ones. If you don’t want people scabbing your beers you bring a slab of fosters, it’s the pink lighter of beers
>>152574985done this many times but with a 12 pack between my legs on the tank
>>152575019I don't believe any of these cunts on here who say they sink a bunch of piss everyday cause my uncle would start drinking from 9am in the morning and finish around 5pm most days but would sink 2 sometimes 3 beers an hour and he couldnt really function well towards the end of itDoubt these lads are capable of stringing together coherent sentences late into the evening
Sometimes I just sit on the toilet sinking cartons as quick as I piss them out
>>152574957based me but i'm not a doomer
>>152575041Oi my local Dans all but stopped stocking sake. It's bullshitWent to buy some awhile ago because I had a craving & I hadn't had it in awhile and all they had was a single bottle that cost 40 fucken bucks. Miss my premo Yamahai
Thinking of a wicket here
>>152575084very based
I mostly drink mid strength these days, but I usually have a couple rums before bed and wine with dinner/after
*manifests another beer*
should I /haveabeer/
whenever a pisshead tells me how many beers they drank last night I'm always really impressed and start clapping
Currently have a goon bag set up as a drip into my arm
i only drink on new years eve
>>152575025I would like to be a business owner eventually but most businesses here fail and i need to get my foot in the door in the corporate world first
How does one drink regulary without getting fat?
Needa go to the bottleo at some point but probably got enough to last me until tomorrow. Also better buy some presents for people aye
me telling the about the time I had a big night and something wacky happened because of the drink
Pouring beers into a funnel in my arsehole
>>152575174meth mostly
>>152574967When I went to Dublin I asked the bartender why they had 2 fosters taps. He told me it was their best seller because they previous best seller went up in price so it was the cheapest
>>152575174CICO
>>152575174vodka soda ur best bet
>>152575187>>>/afl/
>>152575174intermittent fasting not being a flog cunt who only drinks bourbon and coke
>>152575202ngmi
Who is The Daddy? Root or Kohli?
The fight is starting
Will score his first red ball century in Australia this match?
>>152575253Nobody likes viRAT.
who's winning
>>152575270Thanks lad, hopefully Jake Paul gets knocked out
Anyone like the band Maximum Joy? Genuine banger merchants. The 80s really were just better
>>152575174Up your cardio
Switched over to the fight and turned on the radio for the cricket.
>>152575341should play some music in the background too
laba's must be the worst dude to caught by
is smith v archer the paul v joshua of cricket?
England settling in. Imagine if they played like this normally.
Betting on jake beacuse they might fix the fight
>dont play dumb bazball>suddenyl in control Amazing
>>152575391smith and archer are occupations, paul and joshua are given names
>>152575383Crisp on the piss poster
>>152575442They’re nowhere near in control, if they needed 150 from here then yes but no they’re still getting fucked just slowly
>>152575483They're not in control but this must be their best start to an innings this Ashes
>>152575483DumbassWhile Lyon has stayed on he hasn't really been applying pressureWhich is a battle won for themFirst 30 minutes after tea will be a big test if they truly are in control
Good timing this tea break
>bro stays in for longer than 10 overs and theyre in control>with 3 hundo plus to chasetop kek get off the coolaid senpai fr smdh
in trouble here lads
Australia should declare
finished my teamkinda can't be fucked to play the rest of the game butmight just sink piss, sing karaoke & watch the cricket until I pass out in 7 hours tgime or whenever
>root and crawley scoring comfortably >rotating strike>not letting Lyon settle and allow him to build pressureSounds decently in control to meDuckett and Pope were walking wickets
>>152575795Other way around, Brits are the ones that need to declare at customs. Half the support squad already packed their bags, the players can't wait
>>152575847nice mate sound like you got a good day planned
>>152575847Cute team
>>152575976atrocious type coverage though. I wanted to tear my hair out during the grass gym (it's a romhack so it's actually challenging)
>weber going>beer in hand>records on>test grig on the telly>sun shiningthe antipodean ideal, poms could never
>>152576071Never really played hacks but hope you're using status boosters like Calm Mind etc
>head bowling its over for englans
Two cheeky wickets for Heady here.
time for a tactical stop at the Paul-Joshua fight
That would have been given back in the days before DRS.
>head to root
headgod not impressed
>Almost out not offering a shotBring back bazball ffs.
>abusing the amp hes so based
>>152575847How’s the play/opera/poem thing you’re writing coming along mate?
same old pommies, always cheating
>>152576377They are purposefully killing test cricket.
This fat cunt has been getting it wrong all match. Why aren't penguins held accountable for shitshows like that more often after the match?
>>152576362Only if it was a tailender. Top order batsmen (like Crawley) would've been given the benefit of the doubt.
>>152576432he's on the english payroll, mate
10- 9 Paul
CUMGOD
GOTTEM FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU CUNT
CUMUM
POOT
Finally
10 - 9 Paul
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
GOTTEM GAWN
nothing like cummins to finish root
>. . . . . Wzased
CUMMETH THE HOUR CUMMETH THE MAN
>>152576632kino test bowling
>itt: we pretend to be marnusONE BRINGS TWO LADS, ONE BRINGS TWO
If Head takes wickets today we should drop Lyon
>>152576658GOOD BOWLING EDDIE
20-18 Paul
>>152576393Alright. I found what I feel is a satisfying resolution to the nauseating sentimentality of that other extract. Also printed a couple of scenes for my sister to read since she's back home for crimbo
>Healey slagging Lyon off
20 - 18 Paul
>Player is *adjective* of the game>Repeat for 20 yearsJB is fucking nauseating
we are all cricket
>Joe Root is SEETHING
30-27 Paul
30 - 27 Paul
>>152576919>>152576940What the fuck does this shit mean?
might get on the rums actually
>teletubbies mentioned
>>152576919>>152576940nonce
have the bongs gone into hiding or are they watching their stupid rigged meme fight?
I just masturbated
jake fall
>>152576796Footy commentators cannot commentate cricket, that's an absolute fact
why is jake paul kneeling?
Because black lives (still?) matters
40-36 Paul
jake paul trying to give this guy a blowie
Is Jake Paul the Nick Kyrgios of UFC?
>Another warning for following through on the pitchOne more and the cheat is out.
48-46 Paul
Joshua with a win while behind in the cards
Is this one a real fight? Watched the Tyson bout and the only fight was the ref getting btfo in the after match photo.
>>152576722Nice, good to see you haven’t abandoned it
Cumball too good, Englel is finished
>>152577554scripted WWE shit
Why are you gays watching boxing?
What's going on with Lyon?
this fucken umpire man I s2gevery time just sitting there with his mouth open
>>152577721Lyon can refer to the historic French city, a global food capital known for its gastronomy, architecture, and rivers (Rhône & Saône). The city of Lyon offers Roman ruins, Renaissance flair, and modern culture. Lyon recently surpassed Glenn McGrath for the second-most wickets by an Australian in Test history.
>>152577721Just lost that pizzazz.
Don't see the prononcyiator in here telling everyone we should be saying it like "Lee-ohn"
typical /cric/getting distracted by soft core interracial gay porn
>>152577721Gearing up for another missus now he's #2 on the wicket ladder
is it icicles or icycles?
Too high and off leg
review that shit
hoping england win lmao
not getting away with it that easy mate
Why would you appeal that strongly and then not even review it? Very dodgy desu.
Same old Bongs, always deflecting
you can get out lbw if it hits outside off ans you dont play a shot ?musta completely forgot this rule
>>152578078yes it only has to impact inline if a shot is played
Seriously fuck this Nitton guyOut for vengence against Australia
>>152578036Watto hands wrote this
>>152578036Because Australia have been in positions where they had no reviews left and needed oneHence why they are appealing with more fervour towards the umps to force the review onto England
-----------------------------------------------------this line marks the point where I got on the rums
>>152578063>literally called Jeetlol
>>152578063Kiwis men are a disease
kayo isn't working the piece of shit
>>152578063They're different people, m8.McCullum rates the Ashes as the most important, whereas Patel rates the Anderson–Tendulkar Trophy more important.
>>152578155memory leak innit
yeah m8 I'll have a paddle sweep
the only people coaching your country should be from your countrywhy the fuck anyone would trust a soft cock poo peelander to win anything kek
don't think brook would pass the captcha test lads
>brook getting bazzy out in the next 3 overs
holy shit england might actually win?
>>152578260more like the next 3 balls
>3/134>44.666 runs per wicket>10 wickets: 446 runs>Target: 435England are leading. In the box seat here.
>>152578229That Jeet patel is also a kiwiEngland have 2 kiwi coaches and a kiwi captainThey were doomed from the start
>>152578270yes but they havent properly got rid of spaz ball and they are bound to do something retarded soon
>>152578270r/hedidthemath
>>152578267Get ready for the seethe when this happens>>152578269
phwoar cant believe jake paul wom
>>152578270Wait till you hear about exponential curves
>>152578270Like i said earlierThey are in control
Someone tell Brook to chill the fuck out
>>152577045legit uggo
will baz be fired after this test? the only time they have been competitive is when they ignore his gay strategy
>>152578229McCullum absolutely dominated the 2015 world cup. Carried New Zealand to the finals.
Opinions?
>reviewing that these umps are cooked
>>152578336Oh. What happened in the final?
I'm 32 and still imagine myself out there
>root unable to get century when matterepitomy of mediocrityworst out of the 50 averagong batsmensorry butpietesen is our goat batsman
>>152578229If you hire a kiwi to coach your test side it should be a kiwi who has won against Australia a few times
>>152578345That side on shot they showed there, the umpire isn't in line with the crease but rather the stumps. Is that normal?
>>152578344>zoomerslopdon't care
>>152578344not very pc is it>>152578352a generation that perenially young
>>152578344And here I thought cunts from Melbin couldn't get more insufferable
kek they just reminded me of the duckett wicket what an absolute smooth brain
>>152578349It was a bit like bazball.Lead up games = Test seriesFinal = Ashes
>>152578379If I was bowling right now I'd get a hattrick. no doubt in my mind
>>152578370Nope He needs to be in line with the creaseBut Nitton is such a shit umpire
>>152578344Bbl is hardly relevant now, massive drop off in interest as of late, dead within 5 years
>>152578344Should have been a machete
>Cummins looking a bit worse for wear in the fieldUhhhhh ladsNot sure we are winning this one
almost all the aussie wickets have been like textbook test match wickets of upmost qualitypropa mindbogglin' how shit we are
>>152578413>dead within 5 yearsSold off within a few years. Mumbai Melbournians will dominate.
If Cummins and Smith are both out for Melbourne, who captains? Marnus?
>>152578449head but smith is probably fit to play already
>>152578413I switched off when it went from a fun novelty to commentators spending half of the game talking about "tactics" like t20 was some serious sport
>>152578449>All reviews gone within the first overCarey or Head.
>>152578413the 270 run chase might spark a bit more interest because the bbl has been a low scoring collapsathon the last few yearsplue the absolute state of commentary squads - brendan julian, michael hussey an shane watson again tonight
Stokes looms hope englel win tbqh, need to spice this series up and keep the cric pulse alive
havent heard from alyssa for a while hope they get her back in the box so i can remember who she is married to
>>152578466ThisShould just commentators talking mad shit to each other and about players
Starc has two warnings for running on the pitch. One more and he's banned from bowling again.Ashes kino is about to go up a notch.
>>152578490>One more and he's banned from bowling again.ever?
>>152578490Luckily he isnt bowling from the end Nitton is umpiring from
>>152578476Her in the box will be good when he's banned for being a dirty pitch doctoring cheat.
>>152578496Only the inning, but CA will ban him from bowling for the rest of the series.Move him up to number 2.
>>152578496YeahYou run into the danger zone thrice in an Aussie team and they take you out back and shoot you and use your blood to blood a new pace bowler
>>152578496yes and all his wickets ever are revoked, england become -421/146
>>152578496The drop him on a deserted island and the MCC members hunt him for sport.
>>152578518you're telling me that Starc is on a highway...to the danger zone?
TNT commentary is so shit
>time for head once againstop isa you'll make me cum
>Isa saying 'time for head once again'MY DICK
>time for head what did isa mean by this
>best keeper in the world>misses stumpingian healy would never
all the cricket videos overnight had head puns in the title
>>152578575she's a huge slut who likes making double entendres because it gets her wet.
>>152578557yeh bunch of woofters innt
Are we getting nervous?
>>152578597i think so. yesterday when she said 'im a good girl' and looked at the camera slyly and smirked
>>152578609nah mate mumza making chicken tacos for dinna
>ywn hear isa moaning as she rides you and breathlessly tells you to keep going feelsbadman>>152578607
>>152578609>slow and safe carries on>get a sniff they can win>go back to being reckless>compounding panic after wickets fall quicklyNo, I'm ok
>>152578609NahBout to head off to the pub to sink a few schooners and catch up with some old friends who are in town again
>>152578644>Bout to head off to the pubgiwtwm
if this partnership falls englel are cookedthe only other good batsman they have is stokes who MIGHT make a hundred but no on else will get close
>>152578644When did they get out?
watched the "boxing" and it was somehow even more disappointing than i imagined it would be.
Teams are defined by their strongmind players England basically have none, which is why they’ll never win this ashes They have 1 player, stokes They used to have a Jos Buttler as well who was usually decent Everyone else is weak
>/cric/>Hates jeets>Loves Isa
>>152578672cute women dont count when being racist
>>152578684based colonist
>>152578672open your earholes
>>152578664corr jos buttlerremember in international cricket captain i had him averagin over 60 in testsphenomenal player
morning. root's already out
>>152578672would pound her arseturn her clunge to goofilthy bint>>152578662yeah was utter shit
>>152578706Hello m8
when do bongs get banned on 4chan
>>152578706always was
>>152578699So if Rasheed has an native accent he's grouse?
>>152578744Few months. Their government is banning the internet bit by bit.
>>152578744Last week
Lyon is cooked get him outGreen can join him. Pea heart.
Convicts fucked it
>pozzies have gone silent
starc crumbling
Starc is fucked. Age finally catching up to him.
>>152578807They're loud mouth cowardly frauds.
>Backing away to swat the ballBazball is creeping back in. Collapse imminent.
>>152578749No. Because he wouldn't have the combination of Isa's angelic voice, occasional relatable spergyness and joyful chemistry with beloved locals like when Warnie was on comms that Isa has.
>>152578819He obviously hates Captain Planet as we all do.
>>152578832dive
>isa - imagine having to go all that way and pull out...so frustrating
>>152574557test cricket is alive until the peewees tour next summer and stadiums are 2/3 empty on day 1 again then test cricket will be dead again. then india tour and browns pack the stadiums and cricket comes back to life rinse and repeat
>>152578845Will Kane cowardly dodge us again by mysteriously getting an injury or ilness a day out, yet still be running in drinks as the 12th man?
it's over
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SHIT CUNT YOU DON'T DESERVE TO PLAY TEST CRICKET
WHAT AN NUT
>>152578826
were back
GOTTEM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol retard
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE PUB HOWS THE CRICKET!!!!!!
YES GARRY YOU LEGEND
NICE REVERSE DICKHEAD FUCK OFF
Why is england actually good now
no ball
G A Z Z AAZZA
GONEFUCKING GONEGOTTEMMGET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU POMMY CUNTBACK TO THE FUCKING KIPPER FACTORY
hahaah fucking reverse sweeps.>brook wants to review getting bowled
which english player can get 250 runs
>>152578779>>152578875>78875▶>File: Laffo.jpg (43 KB, 233x233)
BAZBALL IN SHAMBLES EXECUTE ALL PEEWEES IN THE ECB IN PICADILLY SQUARE
>>152578779apologise
YOU'RE STILL AS COOKED AS THE FAMILY YOU ABANDONED, GARY
KILL HIM GAZZA
>258 runs left>each wicket bar the first one has put on 40 runs>they will be 18 runs short of victory nowWho is to blame Duckett or Pope?
>>152578904both suck
can crawley single handedly keep the ashes dream alive?
i love that he got out playing one of his retarded meme strokesFRAUD
>>152578904>4/177>44.25 per>442.5England still winning
They can rename this series to the dumb fucking mong eng shitter mong convict series because they've all got 0 iq
>>152578919why would one play such a shot in such a situation.
>>152578901SHALL NOT
>>152578760kek so is yours
bazball brainrot>>152578925
Rain tomorrow will save England.
>>152578889McChucker's retired mate
>>152578919reckon if the ball only clips the outside of the stumps it should be not out. benefit of the doubt to the batsman
I thought that fuck said he was not going to play horrible shots again?
>>152578935kek
>>152578932They need to win don't they? Rain won't help
Someone get brooks a broom
>>152578919Smartest eng shitter
Ahhh, bad bitches?
>>152578919>could rock onto the back foot and clip it away to midwicket for a single>instead pre-decide a reverse sweet and get bowled and look like a retard
>>152578951Drawing the series is a moral win.
New?>>152564003>>152564003>>152564003
>>152578951they need to win this for any hope at drawing the series which is the best result they can get now
Why do poms have shit haircuts and ugly bovine faces?
>>152578982Inbreeding
so did england overprepare for this game too?
>>152578956>b-but my foot is still behind the crease, umplast 2 digits are brook's iq
>>152578982they've been to noosa
>>152572727i'm surprised he's not dead yet.99% of my dad's cooking repertoire comes from this man.
>>152578982Lack of sun unironically
>>152578977This is the third match. They can draw this match and win the next two to draw the series.
>>152579008and australia retain the ashes
>>152579008sydney will be rained out as usual
>>152579005your dad puts a knob of butter in a fruit salad?
>>152579005greg is his successor
>>152579019Sure, but drawn test series in Australia is a moral win for England, loss for Australia.
>>152579021I didn't realise how much it fucking rains there. I thought Melbourne was the shithole.
>>152579033No just his knob
>>152573039bundy red is nice. the limited edition mix with creaming soda was a Lyon.
stokes outdesulads
>>152579048sure, but look at the last ashes series in england where australia were saved by rain - nobody remembers that because australia went over and retained the urn which is ultimately all that matters
What is wrong with JL’s voice?
GOTTEM YES PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT
gee... not even a tantrum... dude has given uppoor guy
CAPTAINS NOCK!!!!!!!
Pitch invader?
kek webm lad catch stokes walking off with a streaker in the background?
>>152579165You're just noticing now?
NICE ONE GAZZA, GONE THROUGH HIM LIKE YOUR EX IS GOING THROUGH YOUR RETIREMENT SAVINGS
