day 5 of third test from adelaide eng 6/207 & 286 vs aus 371 & 349wi 8/402 vs nz 8d/575 (impending draw)
England can still win if they BELIEVE
>>152591359YOU FORGOT RENEGADES VS HURRICANES TONIGHT
had a pastry for breakfast, the cricket can start now please
YFO
Why are the Peewees so cowardly lads?They could have not made a road for this test and actually go for the win
Is there any chance of a draw? maybe if we get a delayed start? those odds are kind of tempting.
>>152591512yeah definitely - they could call play off for too good conditions
Bookies love him!
>>152591512NahRain seems to have missed the ground
>>152591455The pitch is cracking up a bit today there’s still a possibility
>>152591551what happens in balaklava
>>152591512No there's not But you should do it anyway
>>152591512More chance of a draw than England winning, could be some freak weather event or a meteorite strike or plague of rabbits
>>152591570Mostly nuts and butter and honey and pastry, could go some
>>152591570Meth mostly
>>152591606thats baklava not balaklavareckon there's a lot of stealing going on instead
If I stick a grand on the draw, can one of you run down to Adelaide and pour a tin of paint on the wicket yeah? cheers.Say that you're protesting anti-Semitism or something and I'm sure they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist.
Pray for a speedy recover for our dear friend
I got pooey undies they call me pooey undies
>>152591606>>152591658>>152591669haha. reckon it's none of these things
>>152591750at least you wont get any shtick for having the cricket on! haha
had a couple of eggs and some weetbixready to sit on my ass and watch an hour of cricket till its over
are the windies getting better or nz just shite?
>>152591804Yes
>>152591686It's AIDS isn't it? Sad way to go out
Andrew Tate is just about to fight a bum.
kek, didn't take long for irish proxy janny to delete
>>152591804
>>152591836Who dat
>>152591836I fucking love slim girls bros
I don't find any brown women attractive.
there are 0 women in india that actually look like that
do those girls even have cocks :/
>>152591897powerful
>>152591836ive already jacked off so this does not get a reaction out of me
Do you think the other fox pundits get nervous whenever Kerry O'Keefe calls someone a nicker?
>>152591861aria khan and jasminx
morning lads...>>152591836the indian chick i fucked for a while looked like the girl on the right. thought she was samoan for about 6 months
>>152591915they exist, the just all live in the west matethe only indian girl i've slept with was slim and delicious like that, but obviously didn't live in India any more kek (for obvious reasons)
>>152591398my renegays
>>152591836at least you wont get any shtick for having the cricket on! haha
>>152591961I'd be more worried about Isa and her letting one slip, she's the proverbial nigger in the woodpile.
>pre game slop *puts headphones on and listens to deafheaven*
>>152592123She’s the primate commentator for such things
>>152592123she literally called bumrash an ape and is still in the comms boxshe's cute and people forgive her her transgressions kerry is a fuckwit alzheimer's patient so doesn't get the same leeway
Anybody here /bbl/?
Not cricket
>>152591961anybody got a non-wokified ai image creator to generate skull at the laugh factory?
>>152592194My favourite BBL is Big Busty Ladies haha
are there any attractive current female cricketers?
every single one of them with the lights off
Feel bad for Kiwi Benhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/sixes-cricket-bar-ben-stokes-b2887804.html
what’s bbl
for sleep merchant bro, my dream i just woke up from >working as the sound mixer for a convert in sydney and having a shitter of a day>for some reason i decide i need to sweep the floor in the building im in and the adjacents one >sweep up first building, notice the footpath is dirty and the bloke on the ride on street sweeper thing is working his way towards me >as i go past him i lift up my broom and give him a nod >he ignores me so i call him a fuckwit >get into other building, turns out to be a museum for abo stuff>bloke at the door asks me if ive got any weapons and i jokingly say 'only this mate' and point to broom >we both laugh and he lets me in, i start sweeping a little sitting area to the left, the chairs are covered in sticks and dirt but im lazy so i just sweep the dirt between a crack in the 2 chairs >as im doing this a tour group from the museum goes past the window and they are looking at me >then i go into the lobby and sweep all the floors into a big pile while theres a white bloke talking in abo language and people are sitting watching him >need to clean up my dirt pile from the middle of the room so i go to find a dust pan>as im walking thru the crowd someone notices me and yells my name>"hey anon, can you go buy me a dozen scratchies?'>'not a fucken chance mate' then some people in the crowd laughed>'seriously??'>'fuck yes im serious'>start to walk away >turn back around to them and loudly say 'did you actually just ask me to buy you fucken scratchies!?'>crowd laughs some more >wake up please explain
>>152592370You want to have sex with your own mother.
you still here long hair twink
Will Jacks and Smith steady the ship for England and deliver a record breaking run chase?
>English star Sam Billings has slammed the Big Bash League’s proposed American-inspired ‘designated hitter’ rule which is set to be introduced next season and is set to shake up how teams go about naming their squads.
>>152592340Bong Bash League
>>152592293
>>152592471SNIFF
>>152592465it's been getting worse every year for like three years now
>Alyssa Healy opening the commentaryjesus christ
Smith looks like he is about to cry.
Criggy is on
Tate has more takedown attempts than significant strikes
>>152592480cutienice eyes
>green coming on 7 pies inbound
>>152592370sweeping is a clear symbol of your subconscious desire to clean up your lifethe aboriginal symbolism isnt my space to comment on as a white manyour comedy special at the end definitely symbolises your desire to entertain those around you, but be careful not to become the class clown
>>152592570there must be internal pressure to drop himit's the watson arc again and taking a tailender wicket or 2 here will save him for another 3 tests
>alyssa talking about loads again
>>152592370you must go and buy a dozen scratchies
>>152592589righto. i thought it was more about how i would be happier and get along with people if i had a simple pleb job instead a 'good' one. i didnt get along with anyone or feel confident untill i was sweeping the museum. and how i dont want to be anyones errand boybut you are def right about the cleaning up my life thing i am currently 8 days sober
>>152592620Green is the future of Australian cricket. He wont get dropped.
why aren't they bazballing at 4rpo? kind of losing the story in a big way here desu
>>152592620idk man if there was hed be dropped already its like warner he must have something on them he using for black mail
>about to win the ashes with a crowd of no one on a sunday because england are that shit
>>152592293https://www.instagram.com/reel/DG3n7A8zPSF/
>>152592669its 930 on a sundy mate everyone is still hungovertheyll file in after lunch
>>152592370pretty obvious, next time you have to do a big clean go buy some scratchies
clouds looking pretty grire
>>152592663so was shane watson15 years as the future
OOH GARY
>>152592678kek
>>152592465bastardisation of the game designed to allow old stars to continue playing but not be liabilities in the field10 more years of Warner incoming
>>152592669I went to all 4 days but not there today because ive got shit to do this close to Christmas. Last weekend day left before Christmas so gotta do some last minute shopping, washing, cleaning etc. as ive still gotta work mon-wed Dont have the time to go today
>>152592465not even pretending to be cricket anymore
>>152592734HAHAHAHAHA fuckin hell.No wonder the whole world fucking hates em.
GONE GOTTEMGREENGOD
>>152592711Funeral weather for English cricket
Worcestershire's Josh Tongue will likely get a ton and keep England's hopes alive
>>152592636Don’t just go cold turkey unless you’ve got some religious conviction with it. Alcoholics can die in 3 weeks without any alcohol, you can probably do it with non-alcoholic beer the 0.5% stuff it can’t get you pissed but it might suffice
>>152592734every time kek
Lmfao jacks injured
>>152592678Shes CUTE
KEK
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF THE PITCH
>>152592678>KiwiGrim
will jacks after the match
bro australia has SNAKES and also SPIDERS haha and they DANGEROUS lol
>>152592293Charlie Dean is an attractive girl, in that dorky tomboy kind of way.
I really despise this TNT coverage. They’ve got it now >Australia requires 4 wickets to retain the asheswhich is true but if it’s a draw then no you stupid cunts it’s not the only requirement, it’s also pissing me off they put that there but not how many runs required by England. It’d be better if they just don’t put anything there besides the target
>>152592819private insta unfortunately
>6Im nervous lads
>GAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
shut the fuck uP MARNUS
>>152592890Fuck off m8It is kino when the broadcasters change it from runs needed to wickets needed
I think Will Jacks is a cool name and I hope he does well.
>>152592850Well yes we do and they are dangerous. Apparently snakes in most countries arent even poisonous which is crazy
don't worry lads the new ball will save them
>Marn pushing for a win to gift me an early Christmas present Based
>fox mongs voluntarily watching alyssa healey dribble shit for 7 hours WITH ad breaks>f2a chads listening to ponting and bumble rib each other with subtle banter mixed with experienced high level analysis and ad breaks timed perfectly for checking cric and shitpostingmogged
>starc, cummins and boland are still not bowlingCowards waiting for the new ball
>>152592959i decided today i will no longer be paying for fox due to her the broadcast is shit too anyway, kayo keeps crashing and the graphics card fucks up nearly every day
>>152592959Yah, I am literally not going to watch the match because of the commentary. Just following it on jeetbuzz.
size of that lad in the barmy army
>>152592873her hair has that thin frizzy state that knocks her down a bitalso, face isn't anything special but something about the way phoebe litchfield moves in the field i find hotit's like she is almost as good as the men in balance, etc but has feminine grace
>>152592959Bumble just called a pom a fat cunt lol
>>152592890here mate hd fox stream get some isa into yadaddyhd.com/watch.php?id=369
>>152592997get him out there
Yesterday Alyssa said that the aussie team had "kept the receipts" from the 2023 series and wanted to make sure of a whitewash 5-0 seriesYou couldn't get this sort of insight from any pundit besides someone deeply intimate with the Australian team
Corr another PACKED crowd for this c-tier series lmaooo only GBT matters and you subhuman convicts know it
Barmy Army kino.
>>152593005based Litchfield appreciator
>>152592997Some poor bugger had to sit next to that for 20-hours on the flight over.
>>152592976starc and cummins i understand but they should be giving boland overs. he won't be in the first rotation with the new ball anyway. still 11 overs to go and they're becoming leaky
They're going to baz out a win.
>NIIICE GARY
>>152593017
>>152593040Cummins won't bowl
>DOOOHHHH GARY
>>152593089still sore from yesterday? grim
alyssa is like ur mates autistic little brother that his mum forces you to let him hangout and he tries to hard to fit in
theres a soulful rivalry and tradition associated with the ashesthe crowd are jovial and friendly to the opposition, the barmy army isnt just blaring shit songs all day, cheering and excitement comes with a temporary well matched to what is happening on the field and the crowd is whiteindian matches are low iq monke unironically seething, screeching non stop for 8 fucking hours most of the time not even knowing what they are screeching forthe ashes is pure cricketthe bgt is falling into the monkey enclosure at the zoo
Big Hindu Lund will spread cricket to East Asia
>>152592955Think all snakes arent poisonous m8You should have said venomous
TotalNonsense Tarqs
>under 200 neededuhhh
What the fuck
>convict rambling essays because convicts get pumped by India on the regHowling
>>152593005>phoebe litchfieldAlso hot. Charlie Dean has the sweetest little behind. Watch vidya of her in The Hundred sometime, her ass is a highlight of that whole competition.
GONE FUCK OFFGET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELDTHATS WHY GREENS YOUR DADDY
>Green donating sixesc'mon man
>putting some pressure back on australia again >time to play 12iq shotsthey never learn
bizarre
The Ashes is only good when its played in England though
Jacks has been their 4th best batsperson after Root, Stokes and Crawley
Cricket is only good when India is playing
greens face and his facial expressions look straight out of la noire
>>152593223lol
Cricket is only good when there's a designated hitter
dogshit 7 website
>>152593214This is true
England are gunna win. Carse will get a ton.
>>152593239streets are only good when theres a designated shitter
Rob Key asking around if Green can get an English passport with this ordinary bowling.
Is the jeet pleading his case that indian cricket is the best sar to his overlords again?kek, poos play tomorrow i think, dont really follow them now all their decent players are gone. Try again tomorrow
>>152593239What the fuck does this mean in the context of the BBL?Saw someone mention it eariler but don't know how it works
I wish this board had IDs.
I only watch Australia play cricket
>>152593262>>152592465
What's a designated batsperson.
>awesome nathan!
are you cunce enjoying the cricket
what is f2a?
they're singing Australia's royal anthem
>>152593308been good today yeah
Should instead wish for the intelligence to discern who is whom.
>>152593295Presumably a player who only bats but does not have to field or bowl.
Win or lose only India produces kino cricket. That India, that is Bharat, continues to mentally disintegrate convict shitters is the bonus
>>152593262teams could select a batsman that doesnt field, instead a non-bowling substitute would take their place on the field for their bowling inningsjust an (((idea))) to allow more older stars to play bbl
A meme win here will set English cricket back 5 years
>>152593308yep
>>152593308No
>england paying 24 for a win and 24 for the draw before playcrisp hundo woulda been worth the way things are looking
>>152593328So essentially something to keep David Warner going longer
JACKS HIT
> pretending to be indian because England can't win
hate flies me
>>152593317Not for me, but to distinguish me from the brown UK posters.
>>152593293That literally does not describe what the designated hitter does in the context of the BBL you absolute fucking retard
You guys are my best friends
>>152593328lifted straight from MLB as well
>>152593378GONE GOTTEM
imagine if starc gets his third warning and can't bowl anymore and cummins is too injured to bowl
They should call him brown, because he's shit
>>152593402
>>152593402Based.
>>152593397We're all brown here
>>152593376A smack to Jacks sack.
RAIN
>>152593328Thamk you for explaining it rather then link to post that doesn't at all explain it like what that other drongo who replied to me did
moisture confirmed
Jacks cooking up a cenny to silence the doubters
>>152593404in MLB its slightly different because its used to keep pitchers from having to hitarguably a worse rule for the MLB because it was kino when pitchers had to hit (and occasionally would smoke a bomb)
>>152593402and the channel 7 comms team
>>152593328the chris lynn amendment
>>152593328sounds like khawaja
wouldn't it be a real test if they just continued in the rain? maybe Xtreme Test cricket
haven't watched a single ball of BBL for over 3 years
now that the dust has settled, was lyon right for throwing a tantrum when he wasnt picked?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
too wet too wild
>>152593486Yes
>rain
fuck FUCK!
>england has the momentum>barmy army celebrating a rain delay
You cunts said there wasn't any chance of rain. I could have made 17k.
Why are the barmy army cheering for the rain
Could have gone for a run this morning, fuark
>40.6 degrees to rain in a few days
>Australia need 4 wickets>England need >3 hours of raintight test match crigget this
>cheering to lose the ashesinteresting
its fucking hilarious with the barmy army to cheer losing the ashes with a rain draw
>>152593523Heh, nothing personal kid
>>152593537first summer in Australia?
>>152593547>>152593554It means it wont be a 5-0 whitewash which is a moral victory to them
>>152593524They should be cheering for a giant meteor.
>>152593537Adelaide weather is what Melbourne pretends theirs is
Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention - Camarillo Brillohttps://youtu.be/nkppN14ugMo
>>152593537based 0 year old
>>152593486he's just trying to get as high on the wicket taker leaderboard as he can at this point
w-we're winning lads
>>152593311free to air broadcasting, usually available nationwide
>be cricket>have special pitch that you're not meant to stand on or get wet or anything>have extra special bit of the pitch that no one can ever ever touch except the ball>if you touch it it's all joever>bit of rain>6 boys can step all over me to put down a tarp no big deal
>>152593486hes got kids and a wife (x2) to support mate
Which way, brown man?
>>152593402Gay Aussie faggot
>>152593627feel free to air these nuts
business idea: if you bowl a maiden, you can select one batsperson from the opposition batting lineup to automatically dismiss
based rain delay allowing me to go and get some brekky
>>152593644Just part and parcel of cricket innit
business idea: if you bowl a maiden the batsman has to run the next one with his pants down
>>152593583crazy how quickly the victory conditions have deteriorated for bongs>dominant series win>series win>close series loss>winning a match so it's not a whitewash>not getting whitewashed because of a washed out match you were going to lose
>>152593673Should be if you bowl 5 maidens in row you get to do so
now would be the perfect time to look for the hidden immunity idol somewhere on the pitch
>>152593716kek
>>152593708Now it is gonna be about personal milestones for them in the next two matches
Why isn't there a zamboni driving slowly around the oval?
lyon's average is the worst of the top 15
>5-0 cancelled by rainohnonono pozziesisters
sex with alyssa healy, isa guha, alison mitchell and alex hartley
Baseball is a better sport than this
>>152593755>same time period as starc>38 more testswaddle in privilege
Kula Shaker - Govinda (live)https://youtu.be/UY9d1-4KllA
shane warne health check? do i need one of those if i have a family history of dying in thai saunas?
>>152593772looks like which country currently holds the ashes haha is back on the menu
Has there been 6 million wickets?
>>152593773I was like 3 people behind Alison Mitchell in the line into the village green section out the back of AO the other day, shes pretty tall, had her hair in a ponytail and done up in broadcasts make-up she looked very milfy
>>152593781Fuck no. Baseball is ghastly today.
>>152593819If you have a history of smoking meth and being a pedo sex tourist
and with zero chuckers as well
haydos looks like unhealthy shit, bloated
>>152593856fuck. is that a danger sign?
>>152593781>t. bbl
>only white groundspeopleI thought we were multicultural
>>152593883>BBL>BaseBaLlbit in this
>>152593889Yeah one of them is probably greek or italian
>>152593853nah its kinoall of the AL playoffs were great, world series was great, both the NLDS series were goodregular season was full of ups and downs, including the kino of the mets falling out of playoff contention
>>152593876big advocate for wrapping everything in lettuce
>>152593864>bowling attackzachy's fellow tarq hanging him out to dry here
>>152593876bet the cunt smashes 3 bottles of red wine every night because its 'healthy'
>>152593903nah they haven't replaced the pitch with poured concrete
I would prefer IDs too, so my posts aren't associated with subhuman eng shitters or convicts
>>152593904nice mate theres a general on spee if you'd like to discuss it further faggot
Haydos just loves a big dinner
>>152593864and with no hazlewood, who's a (slight) upgrade on bowland
>>152593940its the sister sport of cricketits inherently part of our dna
>>152593876one of the bong broadcaster has harmison on and when the camera shows it, he looks like a slouched over blob in a chair
>>152593904>including the kino of the mets falling out of playoff contentionrude if im honest
I would have sex with Alyssa Healy
why dont you move to India shitjeet?you seem to like it a lot and I've never seen you give an honest answer to this question or you just ignore it
>>152593716Why didn't this catch on in the UK? It's a dogshit convict production but the game theory is interesting
just use a tripcode
>>152593932Just use a trip mate. I reckon we all should start using trips so we can get some good poosonalities and accountability
>>152593989He is a dalit so would be discriminated against there. Very grim.
Harmie just loves pints
>>152593995You have enough undignified reality slop shit already
only had the morning session free for watching, fucks sake
What the fuck is taking so long
sandwich for lunch looms
>>152593755The Hindu /strongwrist/ Murali rises above all those shitters>>152593818Retrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPntwwxuq8>>152594007Trips are for mentally deranged convict faggots. No thanks
>>152594007Because that always works out well on 4chan
Did Robin Smith kill himself?
how much time do we lose to rain before england go into their shells and start stonewalling? they'll want most of the last two sessions
>>152594055?>>152593989
>>152593995Last time they put bongs on a tropical worked out pretty well
>>152593966Cricket was born around the same time that people began moving from England to the States. It is fascinating to see how the same basic structure evolved so differently in distant environments.
>>152593995The UK already has 5 "game theory" shows on at any one time
>>152593995It was created by a Brit and the first season was British. They even brought it back for a season UK Survivor and it was good. Apparently it’s not popular in the UK because it’s too much interpersonal confrontation and conflict or something
hungy
>>152594068after dls calculations, england only need another 50 runs
>>152594023There were some episodes of convict survivor on telly and it was hilariously shit but the whole social positioning amd gameplay on who to eliminate was fun. But the convicts voted out the fitty first and kept the fatties
>>152593650left
>>152594068I don't think they can. While the Ashes are still on the line they have to go for it. Be different if they'd already been retained
>>152594062Having to tolerate sharing a dressing room with subhuman eng shitters left him coping with the bottle. In effect eng shitters killed him
>>152593673could work for like odior maybe3 day tesys
Where is this rain they speak of? There's not a cloud in the sky
>>152593755anudda wun alongside broad and anderson who arent there coz they are greats but because they played so many matches they hafta be there
Explain to a newbie like me how much of the day must be cancelled cos of rain before it's been deemed a draw
>>152593755Given how Kumble played on a lot of doctored pitches Lyon has done well.
420 blazeit
>>152594179thru to the normal time the days play would have ended
>haydos on an explicitly completely different commentary team than ponting and langerhmm, maybe the rumours are true…
>>152594055The Cure - Mint Carhttps://youtu.be/FvIoqOTgQwg
>>152594086Don't really watch reality tv or shitty studio game shows so it was novel to me>>152594092Interesting. Might catch a few more episodes of it
>>152594179It is a draw if you get to the end of the five days without a result. It could rain 4 and a half days and still finish if everyone got out fast enough.
>>152593755some of these subcontinent spinners have terrible bowling averages
>>152594195>thruFOY
>>152593819died doing what he did best
Shitjeet on a tear today
>>152594182Can cancel jammy frauderson for being a dukesbabby luckseamer and mcchucker as well then
>>152594216Ah okay, so even if it didn't rain and England were not out by the end of the day but were still chasing, it'd be a draw
>>152594201what rumours? was a train ran on his daughter or something?
>>152594201What rumours?
>>152594213Australian is the best, some of the US are good it can be hit and miss, South Africa is surprisingly decent. There’s an absolute tonne of seasons now, the Yanks do it twice a year
Imagine if we actually win this though.
SWEET CAROLINE
>>152594253I don't think I will
>>152594273Yes.
>>152594287*imagines*hmm nah don't like that
the brunch
>>152594322phwoar nice m8 just had a 5 egg omelette myself since im off the carbs
>>152594203Sorry la' jingle jangle geetar ain't my thing but nice to see a fellow based lefty strummer up there
>>152594322lgmfucking love halloumi me
brits prefer tv shows where they watch other fat cunt brits cook terrible food in each others houses
>>152594322Corr
>>152594322corr
>>152594249Kek
>>152594322lgm, just needs a bit of avo
I will never ever go on a fag diet because i never will need to
>>152594322I eat 5 eggs for breakfast everyday (along with everything else), is this healthy?I’m not fat btw.
>>152594350bought a massive fuck off block of halloumi from costcoeating it with nearly every meal
>>152594322police that bread clip
>>152594398kek based samejust don't eat so much like a fat cunt really
I hate holloumi
>>152594394dadza gave me some avos he grew on friday but they arent quite ready yet
>>152594281Yeh it's the convict one that's being aired>>152594222Europe and the UK are the western sub(human)continent of Asia. India, that is Bharat is it's own continental plate>>152594356Fuck me eng shitters just put "great eng shitter" in the show title and it'll attract eng shitters to watch
>>152594322lbgm
>>152594416got a Costco opening up not too far from me soon so I'm gonna get a membershipso many good deals if you're cooking in bulk too
>>152594405A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER
>>152594464good scran that
>>152594322Drier than bnob's arsehole when bnob's dad starts rummaging
>>152594322corrlove halloumibest when deep fried in batter with some chips on sideLUSH
>cheeky 5 on england for the draw at 32 dollars>cheeky 5 on england for the win at 9 dollars>AusGODs win im happy>AusGODs lose i win moneyI literally cant lose
>battered and deep fried halloumi
who is bnob and why does somehere always talk about his arsehole being raped?
>>152594450>>152593989???
>>152594313It's coming back to me now. The last cricket I watched was the Ashes 2 years ago from memory England were going to win but for the Manchester rain. Seemed retarded to me at the time that you'd leave the outcome of sport to something so outside the control of the competitors
>>152594520kek he do be dodging like that
cheeky Sunday roast for me lads
>>152594496I do this with footy. Bet against my team so either my team wins and im happy or I win money
>>152594278>>152594280that haydos is an insufferable dickhead who didn’t get along with his teammates, especially langer
shitjeet needs some hobbies outside of pedophilia and hating the country he lives in
>>152594532if i was any good at pic editing i'd swap his face with the pig's
>>152594560shitty edits are always funnier
>>152594322the misso just paid $38 for that at a cafe
>>152594540still good odds for this game, if rain fucks the day its paying over 30
>>152594542i dont know why that would stop them from commentating together
>>152594560
>>152594458They are great for defeating "consumable replenishment", like purchasing replacement items over and over. Lots of buy once and then never again kind of items.I bought a big roll of Resinite there (clear wrap, cling film, whatever name you know) about 20-years ago and feel like I've hardly put a dent in it.
>>152594622kek
>Charging down the pitch to a spinner when your mate has already been stumped this innings>In a Test match
where is baz?
>>152594656at the golfy
>>152594622>shit edits are funnier This. At first I was thinking you should attach the head to a body, a big chicken for instance, then I realised you didn’t do that on purpose and I laughed and now his expression is partially because he has no body
>>152594633yea love that to be honest, can't wait
under 190 needed, can sense a few palms getting a bit sweaty
>KING Kohli and the convict inferiority/orphan complex:Convicts know they are beneath the a*glo shitters who packed them off like sardines to be imprisoned on the other irrelevant side of the world that's why they love to stick it to those pommies bastards every other year. But they expect submission in defeat from those quiet little Indians. Then KING Kohli came and gave it back to the convicts so hard they lost 2 home series in a row to the New Indians. How can that happen? How can they sledge us back and win? The convict orphan complex has been in overdrive ever since. They see now that convictstralia is rich but not free, while India is not yet rich, it is FREE.
Smith’s bat looks big (wide) they should get the gauge out.
>>152594682My palms only get sweaty when i jack off without the ac on in summer
>>152594616they cannot stand his company
>>152594682New ball looms
>>152594573ms paint drawings mog all
Wicket.
>>152594540Especially wise if you're watching the game live and you're the favouritesFor all the money spent on tickets, travel, food and booze, just spend a bit more to bet against your team and you can recoup some back and not make the whole trip seem wasted
>>152594686>>152593989?????
HES OUT
>>152594560>>152594573ill do it if you dont want to
>>152594560Just use nano banana. Upload the original pig and ask it to do what you want.
>>152594700Good album title.
>>152594686India is rich just not good at looking after her poor. You’re wrong about Australians, we don’t think about India that much and certainly not as inferiors. Australians are the only true egalitarian nation in the world
>>152594736soulless
>>152594723because he's a white brit
>replied to his own post 4 timesMentally disintegrated convict
>>152594723kek, you have to admire his persistence
Blew his hammy like he blew something else off field
>>152594736Nightmarish, it’s got that uncanny vibe
GETTON GARY
>lyon injured* bes counting my winnings*
>>152594736kek
>>152594759Will spin your glass convict jaw like a Danish Kaneria googly
it seems like a pretty straight forward question to be honestI wonder why he refuses to answer it
Congratulations England
>Lyon done his hammy>Starc banished from the bowling attack if he steps on the pitch againEngland are going to do it.
>Lyon outEngland are winning thisI also bet Lyon is absolutely filthy with himself right no2
oh no
well that's lyon out for the rest of the series, could see the hammy twang
white brits think it's less embarrassing to be an unflushed turd than a white brit? they're now pretending to be indians?
>lyon shit himself and is playing it off as a hammy
pack of cowards itt right now
Shitjeet is just a pale wh*te boi pretending to be a Bharatian Bull
Give Lyon and Starc a bucket of oats each.
>WAAAH LET ME IN THE TEAM.WHY WASNT I SELECTED WAAAHok>AAAH ME HAMSTRING GG ENGLAND
Off to work lads
old cunts doing their hammies with a simple piece of boundary fielding, time to introduce designated bowlers
Glass hammyGlass jaw
>>152593650Nashbros …?
Both kiwis and aussies have now heemed themselves diving for the ball
WE’RE GUNNA WIN 3-2.
it's all over lads gg England
>>152594736>Rotated the head in a way that wasn't available from the pictureThis is a fake ai image.
will poostralia ever take a wicket again*doesn't lose 5-0 in you're path*gg lads
YESSSSS GARRRY NICE MATE TEAR YOUR HAMSTRING APART LIKE YOU TORE YOUR FAMILY APART MATE
Labuschagne is due.
>bowling marngrimothy dalton
marn rolling his arm over
marnus bowling its joever
Give Carey a go.
>cummins back>winning stopsmakes you think
>>152594858hes a christian actually
>>152594884bit in this
Marnus bowling is a flex on the engshitters, don't worry lads, we're just bantering them
lead's under 180, few cold showers in order
>>152594796>Starc banished from the bowling attack if he steps on the pitch againLyons out so he doesn't have to CHEAT anymore.
>>152594736doesnt have a human touch
Cumshyte as captain>blew a 2-0 lead vs eng shitters in englel>lost the GBT to India at home and away>drew a home series to a dogshit Windies
If England had played better earlier, they would not be in this situation.
white british is a stupid term, they are English they should call themselves English. It’s stupid because if you’re born British with two white parents from anywhere you’re not English you’re British and your skin colour makes no difference, but if your parents aren’t white you’re somehow less English than someone else who also isn’t English. No wonder these cunts are so shit at cricket
>Lyon furious he was dropped in the last test>Letting the media know he was pissed about it>Selectors put him back in the team for the next test>Injures himself and out for the rest of the seriesLet the selectors down after they gave him a second chance like they were his wife.
Both batsmen are from Surrey.
>>152594884never should have brought captain woke back that soon after bondi
>>152594910>>152594843>>152594757A lot of complaining but not a lot of photoshopping from you lads
>>152594922England isn't a country.
lead's under 170, arses starting to pucker
>the autist wicketkeeper is going to win it for themtop kek
One fucking wicket for fucks sake
Garn toilet then lunch, expecting a happening in the meantime
>>152594940no point anymore you ruined it mate
Root reading a novel up there?
>>152594940ive done more than enough hand crafted content for this genny over the years and just didnt find the premise of the image request that interesting
a chicken born in a stable is now a horse
>160 runs in 70 oversthis should be easy desu
Give it to me straight lads, should I be worried?
NEW BALL TIME
England legit would be winning this if Brook didn't go full retard with the full reverse sweep.
“test cricket” - justin langer
>>152594966Cope. Should have been faster. That's why you'll lose your job
Did say in a previous thread convicts fucked up timing the new ball after their 2nd inning collapse. Better hope Starc mops up
>>152594884>Cummins letting the game drift while he waits for the new ball for the 2nd time this gameEmbarrassing captaincy, England should be nowhere near a chance of winning today
>>152594922Not really though, what if your dad is English and your mum is Scottish, then you’re white British.
what happens if England win this? theyve totally discarded bazball?
>>152594983all depends on whether mitch is in the zone or not
>>152594999do they go for celtic or rangers
>>152595010no matter the result today baz should be fired they are playing test cricket and looking the best they have for years
>>152594940I’m on my iPhone, the android is better for that but it’s over the other side of the room and I have a blanket a drink and 3 vapes. I’m not moving unless to avoid pissing myself
>>152594991you're the slop machine translator that ruins a doujins. The real translators don't want to touch it anymore since there's already something with the [English] tags on it.
>>152594999think that makes you welsh
>>152595010>theyve totally discarded bazball?Few will mourn.
>>152594922>ethnicity? British>is that white British?yeah, British
>>152595020Ask them what school they went to.
test cricket chads eating today fr
>>152594940dropped the abstract ms paint portrait series a few years ago, various effort pics like lawn cunt, made the siraj wine advertisement vid and the starc throwing shit at the chicks face vid, made the shitjeet origin story series which was poorly received and brought about an end to my oc contributions
AAAA SAVE US CAPTAIN KEKMAN
>Foot in the danger zoneUMPIRE! GET HIM OFF!!
Why are the flags at half mast? Bondi?
Why are this team so shit at bowling on day 5?
Aus getting exposed as Smith babbys here
>>152595073death of test cricket innit
>>152595073yes mate, been one week
>>152595073getting old, m8
>eng shitters start to play test cricket when told their careers are on the lineTruly a selfish cowardly peoples
go to bed shitjeet you have a big day of being a stinking dog tomorrow
>>152594993Both captains are cheap wicket merchants.
>>152595033>>152595066Ok boomers
Convict shitters getting ptsdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6UyatwVTA
>>152595029Android has an AI feature now where you can move elements of a photo around and get AI to make it work, but it cucks itself by stopping you using it on people's faces and therefore destroying it's main use case. A feature soon to be discarded
>>152594999Yes and no you’re also English or Scottish depending where you’re raised and how much of a wanker you are. I’m saying the white British thing is bullshit because someone with two Nigerian parents born and raised in England and speaking English at home is considered different from an Englishman but someone with two Norwegian parents same story is counted the same as an Englishman even though they don’t even fucking speak English at home but the Nigerian does and Norway was never part of the empire. It’s fucked, that’s all
who else will bowl now? khawaja?
>truely selfish cowardly peoples>wont go back to india
>>152595160norwegians aren't british, moron, shut up
>>152595153Don’t need it though. I can cut out the heads/faces, clean the edges, rotate them and stick them on backgrounds and all that shit with only two different free apps
ummmmmmmmmausbros???????
>changed back to runs needed for england to winIm worried now
>test cricket*appears*>zachary Llewelyn bowen*disappears*
im literally getting worried here
>pace is down a little bit>fastest bowl of the over
lead's under 160, some furrowed brows starting to appear
>>152595160Shut the fuck up mate.Wrong flag thus no opinion on the matter
Do need to wake up early tomorrow akshually. Either gonna be laughing at englel or convicts in the morn. Looking like convict shitters are gonna get PANT'D on day 5 again by the mong eng shitter wk
Australia deserves to lose for capitulating to Lyons and Khawaja
need to make /cric/ TNO (Test Nations Only) tb(desu)wy
>>152595231Didn't zachy mix up his gimmicks one time and expose that he's shitjeet?
>>152595254He's irish mate, he's basically from liverpool
>england proving formidable when they play properly baz should be sued for all the money lost to the ecb of the years hes fucked it for everybody by being a moron
>>152593537We had 43c and rain a few hours out of Adelaide
60 more runs and Aussies will be shitting themselves.
>>152595292>rural SA jealous
They're actually going to lose. It's over for real
For all the praise this bowling attack get, they just aren't that good on day 5 when the pressures on
Baker?
>day 5 spinning deck*appears*>convict shitter nathan lyon*disappears*
>Girl has a 'camera' side to her face, only takes that pictures with that side of her face because she's unhappy with something on the other side>Use AI to rotate her face so her 'non-camera' side of her face is facing the camera>Since AI has nothing else to go on, it makes up what that side of her face looks like>This destroys her self esteem
wicket looms
>>152595305Way ahead of you mate. I ate a box of 4 Bueno nutella cornettos with me breakfast.
Welsh grit highly based
is joe root the most overrated statpadder in the history of cricket?
hahahah you spastic
What the fuck are they doing
>>152595247If Stokes had bat with a non-corpse strikerate in the first innings they'd only be requiring 30 or so by now.
THANKS FOR THE WICKET RETARD BAZZER
IDIOT
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dumb cunt kek
>>152595357peewee was right
MONGONG
You can take the boy out of the bazbut you cant take the baz out of the boy
STUPID STUPID STUPID
GOT HIM
BAZBALLAZBALL
FUCKING RETARD.
DOPEYOPEY
>Australia has no bowlers after Cummins and Starc>4>4>MUST SLOGBazball brain.
BAZZED IT
quick it's time to pretend to be an indian turd eater
>Australia selling the game>England decide to sell harderAlright then, we'll take the 3-0 after all
Yeah nah mate have a tonk go for it, trust your coach hey
Work just called me mid drive and said I can come back home
STUPID CUNT
>>152595378Give up some fours to trick the batsperson into doing some retard bazzing. Simple as.
>>152595217Yeah, I could too, the point I was making is Android tells us it will do it all for us and better but then says "NO not for that reason"
>tune in>baz ends and wicket takenbased me saving australia again
ENG SHITTERS IT'S THE (FAINT GLIMMER OF) HOPE THAT KILLS YOU AHAHAHA
Game still in England's favour here. Deck holding up to pace and archer can knock around a half cenny supporting jacks if carse goes cheap
Someone else will have to bake because I’m phone posting.
>>152595381And dont forget if he bowled as well on day 3Stokes is retarded
>>152595397seen it all series mateget in a comfortable position and then get out like a dumb cuntjust like Baz's whole career
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
England to come within the 30 runs Snicko gifted Carey before all out
I am baking
Lads they've just announced a sixth match to the series
>has changed back to Australia need 3 wickets to winLets goooooo
bake faster
>>152595471It’d be best if England score more than the highest ever chase but not enough to win, I think 418 is the record
Snicko for MOTM
Just want you all to know I'm not baking
>darts thread gets to 750 posts over the day and nobody wets themselves>1 post over 500 on the cricket thread and everyone starts panicking
new>>152595535>>152595535>>152595535
>>152595528thissimply wouldn't be an arshes without some silly controversy
>>152595539omg are you me?
>>152595490>has changed back to England require 147 runs to winit's over
>>152595578Still 3 wickets for me
>>152595561Yes Matt. I am you
WICKET LOOMS
