Ashes 3rd testday 5
englans
Good bake.
>noooo you can't do that, that AI image is souless
englandKEK
Thank you, baker.
these dumb cunts threw their wickets away instead of putting the lead in the 450-500 range from a comfortable position yesterday morning
A good day to be out
>>152595539>Claiming to be a darting nationExtremely sad.
HEAVE HO UNNA
Will Jacks score a century?
>>152595535thanks threadsperg
>>152595582no ones stopping you from doing itpeople just appreciate the effort the true artisans go to
Conway doing a good statpad this test
>>152595582As if a bloke like that eats pizza with a fork, and he’s using a plate too
>>152595616Yes. We have all been predicting this
>will probably get into the 2nd session day 5Uh, Bazbros?
>>152595616Nah mate he hasn’t yet.
>England have a good passage of play>Decide to Bazball for no reason>PoolapseIt's all so predictable
>>152595616YesAus will win by 30 runs.
>>152595616no cARSE will run him out
this is going over
>>152595643when are they going to stop batting and try to win though
>>152595685Run out both ends.
If out we riot
300 nearly up, i'm throwing up everywhere
>England with 1 review remainingAnother Headingly situation brewing?
>we'll waste a pooview thanks
meant to be christmas shopping but spending the entire day playing eu5 and watching cricket instead
when's the session extended to? 12.30 local?
>>152595628So true
>>152595746Don't you mean Australia?Either way, it doesn't matter. Even if Australia were completely out of reviews, England walks when they hit it even if the umpire is giving it not out (see Stokes in Brisbane).
>>152595758Nice try. Kiwis don't celebrate Christmas
What’s Australia’s national dish?
>>152595597blurred to dude on the left
>>152595846beer
Currently seething that it says "Australia requires 3 wickets..."It should be "require"
>>152595846Kfc
>>152595826I fucking wish we didn't
>>152595846beer and kfc
>>152595871doesnt it normally say require? maybe theres a moron operating the graphics today
>>152595846english roast
feel like a pie floater
>back to england require runs uh oh
>didn't get carse for nothingit's over for real this time
>>152595874t. aotearean or however you spell it
Will Jacks
>>152595846Coles chook, bag of 6 rolls, tub of coleslaw
>lyon likely won't play last 2 testsThis grandpa team is falling apart, and their youngest player Green is an overrated shitter
>Starc might be cooked as well>Cummins struggling Uhhhh brosAre we sure we win this?
Imagine if we won the ashes now while lyon was in some mri machine
>>152595846Not so much a dish as a big fella named Ed who tickles everyone.
>>152595846pom tears
>>152595925lol instaed of getting a CAT scan hed be getting a GOAT scan hahahah isnt that quirky hshahah
>>152595941kids might be going hungry tonight
>weWhich position do you play again, m8?
93 runs for English moral victory
>>152595946haha
>>152595946based kerry o'keeffe
>>152595909
Jacks still showing brainlet tendencies
>>152595946kek KEK
>>152595616He's already scored 2
Isa's voice is just lovely
>>152595946creasing
HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHILE OUR BEDS ARE BURNING
God is an England fan. Carse century for a victory and England destroy Australia in Melbourne and Sydney.
be a bit racist not to give this man at least one wicket for the innings
>>152596009is it possible to get AI to make her doing a joi yet
>>152596016>God is an England fannot since the 40's
>>152596028we have the technology
>boland3 wickets in a row
>>152596038>Rain delay early>Lyon gets injuredThe signs are there
Finished making my teriyaki sauceThought I fucked up and put too much vegemite in, but it came good after all the alcohol simmered away
>>1525960443 boundaries more likely
>>152595946holy f***********ing KEK
Hislands got a bit of a dump truck on himImagine his arse with a shiny pair of baggy green speedos struggling to contain the juicy cheeks
>>152596056pure coincidence
When is lunch scheduled for?
>>152595946>GOAT scanno such thing
>>1525961065 bings
>>152596065>maiden apologise
>>152596106In 5 mins
What does the N on ScoBo’s shoes mean?
>>1525961065 minutes turkish
>>152596065apologise
>>1525961064 minutes
>>152596120No wickets
>>1525961063 bings
haha, he's dressed as trump
I need McDonalds.
>>152596186I had KFC yesterday so I feel you.
>>152596186no you don't
>orange man spotted
reckon a saxophone would add to my personality
>>152596186Just got some hashbrowns from HJs
>jacks at the crease>that’s the way I like it>twenty year old ad used that songuhh based
>dress as trump >dont do the iconic trump dance bravo
>barmy army>rangers jersey>trump
>>152596202https://youtu.be/Am7kr_lLbsw
>>152596210They are singing JACKS the way I like it
Donald Trump
this woman tonight kept saying I have film star good looksit doesnt matter. I am a rotting goblin. you can be handsome, but if you're aware of your own decay it means little
>>152596230Yeah HJs ad
>>152595797kek
OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!for lunch
>>152596230Hungry Jacks should use that
>Should've won Perth>Should be winning Adelaide>Could've had a 2-1 lead going into Boxing DayWould've been a kino series if England didn't shit the bed constantly.
>>152595846PRAWNS ON THE BARBIE
>>152596261england will win this, kino series is still on
>>152596232zion don
>>152596260They did
>>152596200YES I DO!
boland looks kind of like a rat
>>152596300Hes based
I'm sorry, but Boland looks ridiculous.
>>152596311>>152596314WHITE DOG CUNTS
>>152596311a native rat
>>152596311>>152596314hit it for 6 lads
>>152596300There is nothing wrong with being Jewish
>Lunch breakGood timing, don't want a hungry Jacks.
>>152596311autism physiognomy
>trell from out of nowhere
Adelaide got off pretty lightly with the minor rain delay. A lot of heavy (12+ hours) of rain in the area.
>>152596311>>152596314are you >>152596176 going to tolerate this racism
>>152596343Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>>152595846snack pack
>>152596373I might need a nap first
>>152595946skull m8 you shouldn't be shitposting on twitter during work
https://youtu.be/yknbCwcMAyI?si=If0D9b6KS-UEj7Fnthey are an amazing band when they sound like can
>>152595946
>the pirate stream I've been using for years suddenly isn't working>have to use awful 7 streampain peko
>>152596412junkie music
>>152596422Lmao
>>152596422kek ONYAGAZZAOHYESSSMATE
Jacks need to get out on a questionable snicko referral.
gf
>People would pick Lyon over Warne???
>>152596512Warnes dead mate
>>152596512Simply not true
>>152596512Warne's dead mate
>>152596512
>>152596311
>>152596608I don't know how they allowed that.
>>152596633kek
I am fit desuso what
>>152596608that editing is incredible
>>152596300Kek
>>152596633He looks like someone who was transported for burglary and forging.
Yes Skull, bring Alana King in so that Crawley can cart her for 26 runs an over
>>152596711I guess skull has somewhere to be this arvo, he wants the game over quick
enough of the funniest home videos
>>152596311i always said he looked like a badger or mole, some wind in the willows type shit
don't think Russia vs Europe can ever happen without nukes but the idea of a sukhoi being engaged in a dogfight is quite kino
How many runs do we need before declaring?
>>152596797Was just about to post the same
>>152596809this is what I'm wondering, don't really think they should be fucking around much longer350, maybe 400?
>>152596820>sukhoiSeems oddly LEGO inspired.
>>152596809I think we need to bowl at them for at least an hour tonight, so whatever we can get by then
Howie absolutely bodied
>>152596809England to declare and bowl the Aussies out as the light starts to fade
>Makes /cric/ seethe uncontrollably in your path
Every young english boy dreams of drawing an ashes test.
at the end of the day, I'm just a sexy Welsh (black) bastard
Foids shouldn’t drink beer
>>152596963Bitch you're almost 40 and dont have kids
go to bed you spastic
>>152596509just put salt water in my hair to see if i can get it to look like that
>be female commentator>the only thing the boys want to talk about are your cracked outfits kek
>are you seeing any chinks in the armourwow
>here>there
>>152596972
>>152596963Hate this ugly bitch
>tfw didnt take fin
>>152597005Isa again…
Need an aryan Scandinavian fucktoy in my life
>>152597047love are Isa
England couldn't right? Surely?
finasteride is safe and effective unlike the vax
>>152597040crisp working dick haver
Oh I get it now, starcy and healy is a PR marriage and they're both gay.Damn was slow on the uptake for that one.
One is infertile
>>152597081
>>152596989How'd it turn out?
>>152597068I've been taking finasteride for a year and I'm still getting boners. Yes.
whats with all the freaks selling used undies on marketplace?
>>152597121now i am GAY
Infertility B
this pitch is CRACKED
>>152597128Yeah, what freaks. Post a couple and we'll all have a good laugh.
NOT YET HE HASN'T NOT YET HE HASN'T NOT YET HE HASN'T NOT YET HE HASN'T
based Conway conning another cenny
anyone else have a little chuckle when this ad comes on for the 400th time each hour
Decided to work next (this) week because I know I'll get to go home at midday on Wednesday & I'd hate to waste 4 hours of annual leave
any chance of rain bailing >us out adelaidesans?
>>152597217Have not seen it a single time except right now thanks to youDont watch telly
>>152597217still havent seen this, what broadcast?
>>152597238are you in this thread listening to abc grandstand or what
>>152597217>the way that one chick says no more antisemitism like shes talking to a child >all of them standing still next to each other in a dark room saying no more racism threateningly while staring right at you
>>152597235Legitimate chance of a rain, could end in a draw yet
>>152597258fox cricket, maybe NSW only since we're the ones with all the terrorists?
>>152597217Remember when they tried this in the USA because Asians were getting randomly murdered and then it had to vanish and get memoryholed because all the hate was coming from black people lol
>>152597217Yes I've seen a lot of anti-white sentiment on social media recently and I whole heartedly agree it has no place in Australian culture especially concerning the sport of cricket.
>>152597269sounds menacing a creepy
>>152597271be funny if we retained the ashes from dicey situations twice in a row due to rain delays
>>152597217not seen it but whoever wrote that first paragraph is historically retarded
>>152597289it is. they used to be kinda happy lovey type shit but now it seems like they are directly reprimanding people for having the 'wrong opinion'
>>152597217i like how it has eddie mcguire and kyle sandilands
the xx chromosone aren't known for their IQ are they
crickets on lads
Where's Gaz gone?
>>152597258Yep as i am at workOtherwise it is an illegal stream online when i get home
hope they gave scotty the good brie in the break
>>152597334A nice big farm in the country.
>>152596963would
>>152597334>>152596422
>want to join the aussie test team>have normal sunglasses a real person would wear rather than cyberpunk drug dealer ones>application rejected
>/cric/ incels seethe because Starc and Healy are childhood sweetheartsBad form lads. I suggest touching grass
>cummins trying to be intimidatingpathetic
>>152597283we were talking about racism schmuck
>>152597358Thanks for reminding me
>>152597334not with his kids AHAHAHAHAHA
>>152597312I'm not christian but I have observed God tells women to shut the fuck up right in book one.
>>152597363literally no one is seething abt that were seething because she is a dogshit commentator thats been on pretty much the entire test
honestly think it's more because she's a dogshit commentator and sounds horrendous mate
I hope the Australian mens cricket team wins. That would make me happy.
Why aren't the English wearing black arm bands?
>>152597402they're on the other side
>>152597402Don't want to be islamophobic
insane how much testosterone contributes to pure brain powerby being a female you are basically a cuckold
>>152597217Arguably, islamophobia could bring us closer together
>>152597309didn't kyle bully some chick into committing suicide?
>>152597409ONYA GAZ USE THOSE CRUTCHES LIKE YOU USED YOUR MISTRESS AS A CRUTCH TO LEAVE YOUR MARRIAGE
If England score 100 more runs.... it's game on.
Who is going to fuck it up for England?
I'm excited.
>>152597432bit here
>>152597427I think it was made her reveal she was molested
>>152597431kek
>>152597432But by the same token; if Australia take 3 wickets game over.
>>152597417t. pickle iykwim haha
>>152597334
Hope Nathan 'Gary' Lyon dies on the operating table when he gets his hamstring fixed
>>152597426Careful mate, don't go posting stuff like that with your flag. The coppers will get you.
>>152597474kek tell us how you really feel
>>152597474That was a bit uncalled for mate
>>152597474Calm down m8He is your father. Show him a bit love
They should just make it illegal to be a cuntsimple as
-this is a practice post-GONE FUCK OFF
Reckon Windies should just take some wickets
>>152597474Calm down Mel.
>>152597465>188 runs still to get>better dive head first into the ground when I'm the best hope my team has of winning the game to save twoThis shit infuriates me.
IF Head gets a wicketTHEN the supporters will be very excited
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
anyone else think the spidercam uses powerful magnetic fields to manipulate the ball and players so the game plays out a certain way to guarantee tv ratings and advertiser returns?
If England wins this match what will they call it?The Christmas Miracle in Adelaide?
>>152597525not entirely sure about this an interesting theory thoughever
finally, the match is getting exciting againbut i expect one of the englel batters to start spazzing and throw it away in the next 2 overs
>7/317>45.2 per wicket>10 wickets - 452 runs>Target: 435England are well on top here.
>>152597531>he doesn't know games are scripted Australia win this by 26 runs m8
>>152597550thistale as old as time
How much does a pint cost in one of the local Adelaide bars?
*has a can of coke instead of 18 beers*
HERE NOT OUT HOLD ON STAY ON THE PITCH
GONE FUDGE OFF
I think the Wales and England cricket team will win
that was going down leg, will be barely ump's call on wicket
>>152597564A pint or an Adelaide pint? Haha this is a classic joke for us convicts.
>>152597550aaaaaand there it isfucks sake
phrwooarrr close this
cummins on carse
>>152597453>1. The 2009 Lie Detector Incident>A 14‑year‑old girl was brought on air for a lie‑detector segment about her sexual history.>She became distressed and revealed she had been raped at age 12.Kyle responded with: “Right, is that the only (sexual) experience you’ve had?”The segment was immediately cut, and the hosts later apologised.>2. “Concentration Camp” Comment (2009)>Kyle joked that actress Magda Szubanski could lose weight if she were in a “concentration camp,” which led to his suspension from 2DayFM.>3. The Royal Prank Call (2012)>there was a high‑profile suicide connected to a Kyle & Jackie O–related stunt,kek this guy is acting as if he's some moral authority on racism
>Hits him outside leg stump>Going even farther awayKek. That's a howler.
LITERALLY as soon as my piss stream hits the bowl do I head the "he's got him!"every fucken time
The time had to Cum eventually
G O N EONE
*doctoring the ball tracking*
No way that was hitting.
down leg like the drops after a slow piss
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHOCKING from the umpire ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING
i'm actually glad, that would've been too boring
A white unlire would not have made that mistake
I was half-watching that out the corner of my eye on my second screen and I still knew that wasn't even close.
As wide as my wife.
Genuinely hope England wins itTeach Australia to fuck around too much both batting and bowling
absolutely fired him as wellnot great unliring
>umpires dont give out very close calls>umpire gives out a howlerLike seriously what the fuck are they doing?
ump BTFO
tard ump
must be so deflating getting a wicket as a bowler going YEAAAAHHH YESSSSS FUCK YEAAAAHHHHHH then it gets reviewed not out
That wouldn't have hit 5th stump fucking kek
was that the same ump thats been fucking up the entire test?
so kuhnemam in for the 4th test?
If Cam Green has been selected as an allrounder, why is the specialist batsman Head bowling more than Green?
>>152597669he must've known. barely any of the ball was even in front of leg stump on impact. just fishing for anything
why is umpires call even a thing? fucking retarded
What's Head doing?
>>152597689Green is more a batting/all-rounder
>>152597700you might be dim
>>152597651>I gave the last few not out, should probably give this one out to seem fair
G O N EO ON TE T E M
>Bitches about being rested>Gets injured the first test back
watch Jacks get a half cenny then get out with 5 overs
>Cummins to CARSE
DROPPED THE ASHES
>>152597718but he don't bat good tho
>>152597700To have some human drama in the game / margin of error. Would be boring / time consuming if any time anything close happened it went upstairs.
digits and this test is a tie
>>152597768They’re trying to make yankball all robot umps. Soulless wanky shit if you ask me
>>152597768thats fucking dumbthe drama is the review itself, not letting the retard who made the wrong decision overrule realityimagine in tennis if they had the replay and say actually nah we're going to ignore the cameras lets just use the fucking linemans retarded call instead
>>152597776why's he got a rag on under?
>>152597780fuck that would be kino
>>152597776bro rocking the du at the cricket
geezit's as windy as a...really windy place
WALLOP
>>152597776cultural appropriation of the du-rag
Digits and England win the Ashes
>>152597821well said
HAVE SOME OF THAT CUNT.
Do we have a backup spinner for the next test if Lyon is out?
>>152597821Pondering this
>>152597798>Given not out on the field>ACKTSHUALLY a coat of varnish of the ball would've touched the stumps. OUTAnd people already say DRS is rigged, it'd be 100x worse.
uhhhhhhhhhh
I've spilled buckets to Sophia Bush. What a beauty.
okay just settle down here carse don't throw it away
i'm so hungry I could eat a reasonably large sized meal
GONE GOTTEM!!!!!!!!! JACKS IT UP THE cARSE
What the fuck is this field>yeah m8, just give them a single every ball
>england in charge again >bazzing begins again >a wicket to fall again soon its all so tiresome
>>152597876save some room for dessert! haha
>literally already at workLads i cant be called into workMight just kms right now
best over of batting I've seen from bongland in a while
can these cunts just try and reverse sweep it and miss completely
don't worry lads only 24 overs til the third new ball
>>152597899based mcg pitch curator
>>152597899loose some weight
>>152597899bro does not have a knee
>>152597899based logistics poster
HIS LAND
>gloveman actually its glover please gilly do better
>>152597899forkGOD how's it been m8
>>152597899>not steel toebe careful big fella
jesus what the fuck are Carse's tattoos kek
Captain Cuck has lost it
You guys do know that Carse is South African right? Yep, I'm thinking we're gunna win.
barmy army cheering everything is very jeet crowd like
>>152597936ive been trying to work out waht is says next to the zippo
>>152597798instead let's leave it up to some retard in a van twiddling with knobs insteadit's retarded when a batsman runs 5 metres down the pitch and it hits the pad on off stump, and you're trusting ball tracking to give an accurate representation of that distancean umprie rightfully thinks he's a long way down so i'm not giving it unless it pitches on middle and is hitting on middle
>>152597867yes a ball hitting the stumps and being called out is worse than a senile retard being off by 20cm and it deciding the matchbravo
>>152597950at least they know what's going on
>>152597899>Might just kms right nowLooks like it's been a work in progress for a while, m8.
might ask the missus for a bit of head of my own iykwim
elf on the shelf carse on his ?
>>152597936he lost a bet
edge of the seat stuff this
>>152597917Long shorts m8>>152597916Nah>>152597931Fucking hot m8But outside of that been well>>152597933They are safety shoes m8, they have a protective toe cap
this is hard to watch
Le 100 and out statpad man
*audibly gulps in a pang of anxiety*under a hundred needed lads...
>>152597963>being off by 20cm and it deciding the matchDRS was meant to fix howlers. If you blow your reviews on speculative stuff then it's your own fault.
Even england can't bottle it from here
>deficit under 100bros?
bit of a NOG win here for england
Thank you England for keeping the series alive
*bangs mallet*
POUND THE PITCH AGAIN WAGIE
Honestly, you should just bowl Boland for the rest of the match. He'll actually get the wickets you need.
ĢONEGOTTEM!
carse looks like the dyke warehouse manager of a place I worked at
>>152598051I'm not in the team
Had a cheeky $1.50 on Ingerland day one, could buy Maccas if they do it
>>152597977Fucking got meIm done for
>>152598055Obviously not the grammar factory
england may have lost the ashes but no one can deny them the story victory of taking a test into the 5th day
england have this in the bag they need to really fuck up to lose it from here
>>152598062What bookie was offering those kind of odds?
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF OUT OF THE BOWLING ATTACK STARC
Bit bored, can we get them out already? Want to go do stuff with my day
FUCKING GRAB SONBEST FIELDER IN THE WORLD
GET THE FUCK OUTFUCK OFFOFF YOU TROTON THE PLANEPISS OFF
GOTTEM FUCK OFF POM
it's over
my marnie :)
MARNUS GOD
>>152597899Kys fat forkie
GONE FUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU POMMY CUNT
fuxake
>>152598085yeah
review it imo, who knows what would happen
LA CHAMPAGNE
GONE AND GOT HIM!
GONEENGLAND RATTLEDFUCK OFF
BASED AUTIST DOES IT AGAIN
kill myself
At work what us your summary of the game at play and what is the score thanks
>>152598077
CAREY WOULDVE HAD THAT IDIOT
fucking hell marn
holy fuck finally
DO ITFORHER
He looks like a puppy dog
WON'T JACKSONT
>>152598100Love you too darling xoxo
That's killed my boner
>>152598105thanks mate, reckon they listened to you
GET THIS FUCKING COCONUT OUT, LET'S FUCKING GO
quite selfish of labushane there if i'm being honestentirely unnecessary
please get another 50 to at least make this interesting archer
Would've been more fun if Labuschagne put that down. Diving in front of Carey to drop it would be peak drama.
why the fuck is will jacks even in the team?who the fuck is will jacks?the boundary rope was a mistake
>>152598147kawaii desu ne
But we've already secured the moral victory... right?
>>152598147corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Went out to make a new coffee>miss wicketEvery FUCKING TIME.
Leave it for the keeper you fucking retard
>>152597899This cunt has cankles and knalves
>>152598172you want to kick out the bloke who just got 47 at number 8?
>>152598182but me want catch
Marnus has been good with his hands this match, covering for smith
>>152598194>bled over 200 runs
>>152598147
>>152595846HSP
>>152598187Absolutely stole that kek
black man vs the world
>>152598178Make another coffee please mate haha
love marnus me
>>152597956So what you're saying is batters should run down the pitch
>>152598208>ask batsperson to be your main bowler. On Stokes desu
>>152598228only when the glovesman isnt at the stumps
I reckon if England get 80 runs without dropping a wicket they'd be favourites in this.
>/afl/ makes fun of Straffo for being a fatcunt>He loses some weight and becomes a complete chad>/cric/ makes fun of forkie for being a fatcuntPotential chad in the thread.
Jacks could be moved to 3. He's better than Pope.
Do England know they don't have to edge all these Starc balls?
Khawaja is due a dropped catch
>>152598005k x
>>152598277this
>>152598265Pope needs to be dropped desu
Whatever happens, I think it's fair to say, England have the moral victory
>Langer on commsi mute
>>152598257He’s an ‘asexual’ loser who spends all his time at the cinema alone lmao
>>152598288Another 60 runs and they've basically won since Carey should've walked
>score graphic changed from "england needs x runs to win", to "australia need x wickets to win"that's how you know it's over.
>>152598282Had to get her face in for half the vid
Fair to say England would've won if Stokes didn't throw his wicket away (x2) this match.
>green FUCKING DROP HIM HE SUCKS
>>152598288This is a good joke, reckon it's got some legs. Might post it on all Ashes related content online
>>152598286Yeah, that's what I mean and bring in a proper bowler.
what the FUCK is green useful for
>>152598282would lbw her eyequeem
>>152598286t. henry the eighth iykwim haha
>>152598282tfw no britbong gf to say x to me
Just started thundering in Melbourne lads
Green more like DROP kek
>>152598324scamming Indians kek
Webster would have held onto that
>>152598332Solid joke, mate. Well played.
imagine the shitshow if england lose by less than carey put on after he wasnt given out
Green is definitely a selector's boy toy
>>152598306They were showing x wickets a while ago before switching back to runs. Now they're back to wickets.Will either switch back or split screen/text it soon.
My girlfriend has put christmas cards on the shelf in front of the telly and it just blocks the number required to win. Earlier today it also blocked the time on the football clock. It's actually better this way >>152598305
Get minson off
They should just display both teams required win conditions at once on the telly display in situations like these
>>152598306been switching back and forth all day m8
england would have won if they'd started the series with 3 wins in a row instead of 3 losses in a row
England would be more competitive if they invested in big strong welsh black bulls
>>152598394FUCKING BIG FUCKING SPASTIC
>>152598332Kek
Why the fuck is that inbred little cunt having to do a bare minimum of work with his inbred big cunt father "news"?
>>152598388yeah had to shift the nativity scene because it was over the corner. She knows I have domain
>>152598406interesting theory this, might have legs
GET CARSE OFF
>>152598380>>152598403Have you two ever considered this though: Shut the fuck up
Another two wickets would be good I reckon.
>>152598416Too big to be fielding that close. Limbs need time to move.
shit thu fick ip
>>152598337Brutal
>>152598416FUCK YOU CAMGET HIM OFF
>>152598398They're right here m8
>>1525984603 to be safe
Marnus looks special needs.
GOTTEMGONEBACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT!
7 swapped it back to England's required runs again. They're working overtime
>>152598489Don't have a pen and paper to do the maths for that.
GONE GOTTEMSTARCGOD
I want gotem posters to leave.
GONEFUCK OFFYOU ARE OUT
>>152598472gottem
>>152598512Grace Brothers5 minutesChamp
>>152598489Too hard to work out
Big storm lads
>>152598509Eyes too close together, mum and nan always warned me about that sort
>>152598388This
>Head was dropped on 99>+71 runs (probably worth 100+ with the partnerships)Legit would've won by now if they didn't butterfingers it. Catches win matches.
>>152598557Craving one at HJs now
need head then cummins carse real bad
>>152598551Don't Champ me, sport.
>>152598578We can all agree that England have basically already won and the last two Tests mean something
>losing your batters makes batting harder bit in this healy commentary
>>152598576Bless
This looks grim, lads
I've never sent a Christmas card to anyone in my entire life.
>>152598576makes it more suspenseful
>two edgesfook
>Keep up at the stumps>Everyone glazing you>Drop a regulation catch because you were up at the stumps. . .
Surely green won't be in the boxing day test
>>152598576Do it for her
>>152598388>>152598576My girlfriend also has shit infront of her tv too so you can only see half the screen
Regret not buying a Cinnamon Roll neckerchief/tie from the Hello Kitty store in Sydney for my cat the other week. Might go back on Wed
carey kinda crazy for standing right next to the stumps when the wicket is this cooked
stop cucking Boland ffs
>>152598576move them to the right of the screne?
Gonna throw a Gottem Gone now first post in next bread. Just a heads up lads
i dont have a gf so my tv is unobstructed i am the real winner
>>152598576wish i had a gf
>>152598657Did she blame it on the dog too, rugshitter?
>>152598666> Carey moved back
just baking lads
I'LL BAKE NO ONE ELSE BAKE
Does he even need to be up at the stumps to these two? They aren't gonna dance up the pitch and get stumped, so stay back for nicks and hope maybe they do try something stupid and hole out.
>>152598691if you did, you wouldn't be here. is that really a better life?
>>152598576>he doesnt have ample clearancengmi la
>>152598721grass is always greener innit
>>152598698Ok, you can bake.
>>152598696keeping up to starc would be a lot harder than keeping up to a slower line and length bowler who hits the same spot
>>152598722I prefer the mystery
>>152598721I'd still be watching cricket though
khawaja drop looms
>>152598721I’m here
GOTTEM GONE
FUCK
BASED
WHAT AN IDIOT LMAO
>archer>hits it directly at the target
yikes english sisters
BAZBALL
Wheeeeyyy
IT'S OVER
GONE GOTTEMON YA BIKE
LMAO nice stroke choice
GONEGOTTEN!!
BLACK EXCELLENCE
>>152598722>he doesn't have a Reimu with socks
If England can put on an extra 80 runs here you'd think they're in the game
>>152598722Cute calendar
fucks sake archer, couldn't have held on for another 50
England should consider deporting that retard
>>152598785nonce
>>152598700Don't bother
>>152598787I reckon you're right
I think Australia might be about to retain the Ashes lads
head tongue then cummins carse
GOTTEM GAWNIf I were a batsperson I would simply not smash it right to a fielder in the air.
It couldn't have ended any other way. Tongue with Carse at the crease. Hahahaha
crowd qt spotted
They simply need one man to run 80 times. Not that hard. They're athletes, after all.
>>152598785chances of a lil upskirt please la?
>>152598576>>152598722tfw no gf
my gf is so retarded bros I swear
Tongue 'n Arse.
>>152598721I have a wife and 2 kids and im here
did the entire barmy army get called up to work?can't hear them anymore
>>152598826Not much to see m8 -- she's wearing bloomers
One wicket away from McCullums coaching career imploding, so so crisp
>>152598836kek. nice set up
>>152598851no you're not
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>>152598836kek
>>152598836give her an inch...
SAME OLD ENGLANDALWAYS CHOKING
>>152598851nice mate, i've got my first on the way
>>152598826
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>>152598903challenging wank
>>152598836Do those monitors sound good? I wanted to get a pair of rokit 7s
FUCK ITS OWARI
>>152598836>monitor - speaker - monitorabsolutely retarded setup>nazi tank
DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes iykwim haha
