England on the brink.
>>152598676no you are not
I'M ON THE EDGE
>>152598883OF GLORY
>>152598876based
reckon england will even play the remaining 2 tests?
ultrawide is a meme >>152598836
>>152598871gave her 4 and a half actually
*swings wildly at anything*
GOTTEM!GONE!!FUCK OFF!!!
>>152598904they're more of a golfing nation really
>>152598904they havent played the first 3
>>152598917heavy is the burden of over preparation
>>152598929very noncey vibes here
Woke up this morning from the strangest dream
england play much better cricket when they arent playing bazslophow the fuck does memecullum still have a job?
>>152598929>every woman under 35
>>152598929would like to tongue her carse if you catch my drift
>>152598892holy fuck the state of those digital ads
Will Jacks Tounge Carse's delicious Arse?
Think Cummins will set a field to maximise chances of a wicket
Moral victory.
>>152598929wonder how many aussies shes slept with so far for that golden ticket out of bongland
>>152598929I can save her
>>152598933kek
tounge and arse will surely clutch this
>>152598941Kek true.
>>152598892>digital adswtf is this shit? do americans really put up with this?
carse is just a tragic name
>>152598985tongue looks like a walking wick-AND THERE IT IS FUCK OFF CUNT
get in!
>>152598974Will Setterfield is a footballer m8
RETAINED ETAINED
>Ashes was overIt was fun, friends.
>>152598979kek
wowweweeewewweee
it's over >>152598929punching above your weight much
ITS OVERSO CLOSE YET SO FARGOODBYE ENGLAND, BACK ON YOUR PLANES NOW
>>152598929>>152598987me in the blue hat haha
>>152598987very weird
*wins*
>>152598992>AmericanIt's a Bongland stream. Willow also gets ads thoughbeit.
>>152599001Tongue always looks like he's never batted ever
ASHES OF THE PHOENIXTHEY STAY HOME
IT'S STAYING HOMEIT'S STAYING HOMEIT'S STAYINGASHES STAYING HOME
couldn't have done it without gazza in the hospital
>cameron green took the final wicket 4 years agoso it's been at least 4 years waiting for this cunt to do something
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENGLAND
GOTTEMGONEFUCK OFF ENGLANDBACK TO ENGLANDBACK TO PAVILION CRY HARDERASHES RETAINED!!!
never in doubt lads was just a bit of play acting
lol
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLLL
BONGOLOID FLAGS AWFULLY QUIET
>they have been destroyed by the man in the baggy greensyeah good one howie way to fucking capture the moment
Yep, thats based. Excited to watch the collapse of the bazball regime, wonder whom the first to be dropped/fired will be.
H I S L A N DISLAND
reminder to blame shitters like duckett, poop, poot and stokes for this loss, all of them got out way too early in the 2nd innings feel bad for carse desu, tried his best and actually looked ok this test only for all the tards to fall apart around him
lucky we didn't overprepare
England are really really really really really bad at cricket
gazza came back to the field to tell the boys he's being put down
English moral victory by 82 runs
WE ARE THE ARMY
K E K L A N DEKLAND
time to pretend to be poojeets
grim grim
>>152599069They only lost by about 50 in spirit
>>152081504>>152081504>>152081504
Fuck yeah
>putting your hopes and dreams into tongue arse
We've had victory, yes, but what about moral victory?
at least stokes and baz can be hone in about 4 hours
Bongbros our response???
RULE BRITANNIA!!!
UNDER THE SOUTHERN CROSS I STANDA SPRIG OF WATTLE IN MY HANDA NATIVE IN MY NATIVE LANDAUSTRALIA, YOU FUCKIN BEAUTY!
>>152598992Australian broadcast also has them on the wings (point/square leg sort of thing).
>>152598929he's getting dropped on return for sure
YES WE WONI'm so lost in life and need a gf
australia have won, but at what cost?
stokes should retire and mccullum should be sackedget pope gone
>>152598929just found her insta @madelinejoness
>>152599134>>152599134>>152599134
who are the random women shaking hands? i assume not coaches?
>>152599126A gf will just make you feel more lost lad.
The only redeeming element here is that 95% of English people have no idea this was happening
>>152599146masseuses
the ashes ends and so does my life
designated hour of doom posting begins now
>>152599100the reality is that rimjobbing in porn is imposed on the actresses and england have been made to toungue aussie carse this summer
dont feel too bad bonglads, you played some decent test cricket this test
Green out for Webster. Inglis out so you get to keep Khawaja + Smith. 4-0
>lyon on crutchesuh oh
bazball? more like loseball lol
AUSTRALIA IS THE DADDY
now what
Ashes retained by a proud aboriginal man fighting off the colonisers. HIS LAND
>>152598929what do we think boys?
>>152599188>bongs fire mccucklum tonight>play proper test cricket and win in melb and syd the only true moral victory and honestly a based result
Seriously all you fucking faggots who were quivering and worrying, rope. You're scared of your own shadows.
>>152599059>If Stokes had a strike rate higher than 30 in the first innings they win>If they caught Head on 99 in the second innings they win>If Brooks didn't go full retard in the second innings they win>If Stokes didn't get bowled like a bitch in the second innings they win>If Smith didn't throw his wicket away in the second innings they winLots of moral victories for England. Could've been a kino series with them leading 1-2 heading into Melbourne.
>>152599119So crisp
>>152599207nz vs wi
>>152598929
Can England ditch Spazball for the next two tests just to see if we could have had a competitive Ashes
>>152599235lol saved
>>152599220>mccucklumlmao
Starc - rest Cummins - injuredLyon - injuredGreen - dropInglis - dropSmiths back in, who replaces the rest brehs
IT'S THE HOPE THAT KILLS YOU
>>152599235might save this one
>>152598931rokits are good enough until your ear develops and you realise theyre just pretty middle of the road for monitors
>>152599266kek
>>152599235>That's what her boyfriend will ask for when they're back in the hotel>She'll do itBrits are filthy degenerates.
>>152599235there's a sparkle in the eye
>>152599266the biggest wanker in cricket
>>152599266still possible if they win the next two tests
>>152599266Holy Kek
>>152599264is cum injured? regardless may as well bring in some youth, get murphy or some shit again for lyon, then webster can go in for greenpast time to blood some youth, the boomers won't be around forever
>>152599281no one in the real world actually wants tongue in their arse or their tongue in someones arseyou've fallen for a social media psyop
>>152599301kek
>>152599266top fucking kek
>call will jacks>wont
>>152599301Has a nice ring to it
>>152599266what an absolute dickhead lmao embarassing
>>152599264tim david for lyon
>>152599264It's boxing day next. They'll blood a new guy from the Shield, no clue who.
When tonguing arse, is it a planned thing where the recipient douches and thoroughly cleans the area first or is it a spur of the moment thing regardless of the situation downstairs?
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM
>>152599264zampa and webster in
>>152599348bit of column a bit of column b
why did carse take the single
>>152599235kek
>>152599312Speak for yourself.
>>152599348I dunno maybe ask /afl/
eating ass = raunchy and sexyeating arse = barbaric and uncouth
TAKE MY SOUL ISA
now what am i supposed to do
>>152599348neither.>>152599312
>>152599059I unironically blame this on Stokes Twice he has just stalled on scoring in good conditions, first innings this match and second innings last matchIf he actually just pushed for some runs instead time there would have been pressure on AustraliaThen he doest bowl day 3 this match when his other bowlers shat the bed
Strand by strand really worked for Ponting.
>>152599375Is that why Neale cheated on the missus? She wouldn't but the wife's best friend would?
>>152599348when a girl specifies hygiene on dating apps, this is the task they are expecting frequently
>carey motmgood, well deserved>>152599264>>152599335seen people talking about this Corey Rocchiccioli fella, could be himor just murphy again
>Australian win thread turns into a Q&A about tonguing arseYes if you're expecting it you should clean beforehand
>>152599264RenshawWeatheraldLabuschagneSmithHeadCareyWebsterNeserBolandSiddleMurphy
>>152599348I was drunk once and the gf was falling asleep next to me so I did it in a fit of horniness It woke her up and she was smiling so I went even deeper, ended up doing all sorts of nasty shit to each other and finished in her carse only time ive done it though consecutive gfs weren't into it
Stick around fellas, BBL on later!
>>152599455>SiddleBASED choice
Now everyone sell your scg test tickets to me
>>152599414get a project going
>>152599455dangerously based
>>152599468based
>>152599464>gf was asleep so I raped hert. Silvagni
Eating arse is disgusting, monkey behaviour. Animals.
>>152599487got 2 mate just dont have the money at the moment to continue with them today at a bit of a pause with both of them for a while unfortunately
>>152599511yes weve been over this >>152599410
>>152599506The_pitch_was_called_a_road.jpg
>>152599511Pretty nasty if shes toungeing your wood while you do it
>>152599266that 10,000 miles of aussie cock stare
see you lads on boxing day
>>152599506corr
>>152599506Isa or Kath?
>>152599552fuck off blowie dog
backyard reno lad you in mate?
>>152599552Seeya mate, enjoy your Christmas
>>152599552*mwah*see you boys next test*giggles*
>>152598850anyone know which country currently holds the ashes iykwim haha
>>152599571He's onto his next project
>>152599264I just hope Lyon recovers quickly and gets that old lionheart back, playing free from injuries. goat.
>>152599568Isa lad
Isa always stares deep into australian players eyes when interviewing them but looks away when interviewing bongs what does she mean by this?
A bit sick of it, lads
>Austalia retain the ashes>Nanza's ashes arrive in the postPottery lads
>Stokes glazed australia againWhy are Kiwis so weakminded against Australia?
>>152599227Lots of coulda, woulda, shoulda.England get close to winning playing proper test cricket. Bazball relapses lose them the match.
>>152599511porn has normalised so much and women especially are impressionable to mediacrazy how most women will now swallow cum in their life because it happens so often in porn, even though the body language of the actresses is more often than not revulsioni think bukkake sites/series are more of a punishment for pornstars behind the scenes than anything else
>>152599672completely irrelevant without us, only mostly irrelevant with us
>>152599582Holds or retains?
the summer of cricket
>>15259965933 and 43% here youre better off
shellshocked
>>152599568thats not a decision im prepared to make
>>152599668>post on Sunday>sending your dead relative via mail
>>152599659>bom says yesterday and today were going to be raining and max 24>whoops, no rain and it's 35.Great work lads.
>>152599235lel.
>>152599822/fa/ as fuck
>>152599825
>>152599511Agreed.
>>152599722Swallowing semen is an incredibly simple thing that makes your partner happy. If it's already in your mouth it's not like it's a huge effort to swallow.Doesn't even taste bad desu.
>>152599822>Bogged horse face>Wide shoulders>Zero hips>No thighsIsa mogs her something fierce.
when was the last time you guys quality tested the taste of your own jizz?
>>152599972>brown
>>152599993? They both have the same skin tone.
>>152599860That's what my sister looks like when I go to her house.
>Best 2 days of cricket we've played this seriesBaz will keep doubling down
>>152599860cute!
>>152600030the brooks wicket was his highlight
What does semen even taste like? I've never been disgusting enough to do it.
>>152599973>>>/afl/
Would Jimmy Anderson have helped England's bowling attack?
>boxing day dead rubberGay arse boring bullshit. Fuck poopeelia
>>152599860when she dont wanna swallow but doesnt want to get a beating like last time
>>152600072>>>/nrl/ specialises in urine
>>152600101The remaining shreds of England's pride are still up for grabs
>>152599860he looks quite young to be a commentatorinjury end his career early?
>>152600024lol
>>152600101>having the actual snout on your plateFuck England is grim; it's not the Depression, we don't have to eat like this anymore
>>152600137if anything the intensity just went up a notchnow theyre playing for their future spots in the team
>>152600101suck shit cunt, frothing for australia to lose so you could pile on the insults with the bongs who dont even like you. get the fuck out minnow flag poof accent peewee youre not even playing and your team is perma carsehahaha
>>152600071it's just salty, and a caveat that certain foods in enough quantity can adjust the flavour a little.
>>152600196simmer down
>>152600188Is cooking the head just for looks? Would think there isn't much on there to eat.
>where do beef cheeks come from
>>152600071mine tastes kinda like salted mushrooms ive been told...
>>152600231
>>152600237fuck you >>152600249cunt i hate peewees bunch of maggots go join em only qualification you need is being able to suck a cock
>Mate just broke it off with a girl>Asks me to go for herHow low do people think of me?
>>152600249For pigs, there's not much there, it's basically fucking cartilage and skin. There's a little bit on goats and cows, but it's not worth effort imo
>>152600327maybe she's a dirty slut and he's giving you a free pass
>>152600382Nah he mentioned in passing that she wanted to have less sex.
>>152600327my mate asked me to do this for him as a favour to get her off his back i did him that favour and he wasnt pissed off and it worked
>>152600474with him, not you
>>152600332back in the day they used to boil the head after cleaning it, and turn it into a deli meat by squashing it in a terrine mold.
>>152600327>>152600474He's setting you up.>He breaks up with a girl>Tells you to go get her>You get her>He tells all your mates you're a dog who went after his ex
>>152600522>Who says no?Reality.
It could be >>152600504 , but it's most likely >>152600519. I'm in grad school though so don't want drama. Can't ruin 7 years of celibacy to be a rebound guy.
>>152600566you should tell your mate youve been waiting for him to break up.with her because you like him
>>152600522Baz wouldnt let that happen
>>152600638I only swing one way lad.
>>152600327he reckons youll give her a real average dicking down and then she'll run back to him for his above average dicking downs
>>152600522this is the kind of prediction i would make here and then slink into obscurity when none of it happens
>>152599506would
sex is for procreation fucking degenerates
>>152600702>Average dicking downThat's being generous mate. Never finished my ex off and she's the only one I tried with.Plus he's the one that broke it off, he's just trying to get her off his back I reckon
Windies match is mad comfy
>>152600760sounds like a cunt mate. should tell her to tell the cops he raped her
designated doom posting hour ends in 3 minutes you miserable cunts didnt really take advantage of it today
>>152600760how close are you with this mate. the mate i fucked gf for is my best mate and i we both know everything abt each other so i knew he was serious. if you dont trust him like that prob not worth doing
>>152600522did this end up happening? wasn't around to watch today
>>152600828Just know him from grad school, so a couple of years. I definitely won't try, even though I have a thing for Iranian women.
feel a carse stretching ring tearing english cricket team brewing in my guts, lads
>>152600878>asking some guy you know from grad school to fuck your ex he sounds fucked desu
>>152600896sounds generous to me id have a crack
>literally nothing to do
>wake up>TMS is playing SOUL LIMBO because the test is over>3-0 convictsOH ENGLEL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152601001NZ v WI is on m8.
everyones gone shitjeet*whistles soul limbo*later loser lol
Baz McCullum post-matchhttps://x.com/cricketontnt/status/2002596005355647291?s=20
>>152598929She's getting wet thinking about Pujara's pots performance vs convicts and his powerful yet deft back foot punch
>>152600327why would you ever say no? a joe roots, a joe root
>>152601033love a dead rubber, me
>>152601033>42 runs scored>King: 37* (35)>Campbell: 1* (33)What an odd scorecard.
>Boland took the winning wicketHIS (honourary Hindu) LAND
>>152601085Just setting up for another kino blockathon
>>152601092He okay?
Post now when nobodys here, champion
>Strike rate: 2.78
Campbellbros can we score 2 runs
evening will consist of mowing the lawn then drinking a beer while cooking a steak, then drinking another beer while eating the steak
>>152601050>we can win if we play wellRiveting insight.
OFFICIAL ENGLEL TEST STATUS:MINNOWSINNOWS
>>152601177lush
>>152601082no such thing in the WTC era
>>152601177sounds crisp mate
NZ playing with eachothers cups
business idea: after you declare and set the other team a target to chase - take some wickets?
>Simpsons reference!soiboifacemouth.jpg
>West Indies need 419 runs in 89 overs to win>2*(44)>534 balls left in the innings>On track to score 25 runs
>>152599564stokes needs to gobremdum.mcgaybboyneeds to go
>>152599822would still shag her face corr
Pretty kino if I say so myself
blimeynathan lyon loom exactly like tilda swinton in dr strange
anyone used to play stick cricket?completely forgot it existed kekwas a fun game
For me it is Little Master Cricket
>>152601410the GOAT time waster
blocks your path
For me, it’s Ricky Ponting (Brian Lara) International Cricket 2005
Jonah Lomu Cricket.
>>152599564Based david lloyd. I always say, if you're gonna be deluded, go full irrational retard delusional
Thought I might randomly be complete dogshit in T20
Not cricket
>>152599266>we didn't want to win anyway
>>152601560I think Root might be the only current England player i remember and probably only when they bring up all time tun scorers and during the Ashes
>>152601609Good strike rate m8What are you on about?
>>152599816*internally picks up some grass and plays with it*
Flat track bully frauds, too scared to play Seth Efrika or India test series at home anymore
who wins the narrative if we white wash them in the ashes but england wins the 150th anniversary test?
>>152599100cannon balls to these butt loving pirates
is tonight's bbl a big deal?
No it’s not cricket
>>152601774Australia. Basically no one can recall the outcome of the Centennial Test easily.
https://youtu.be/2WfQ0KHOLg8
>>152601370Is this the fuckin SNES game that everyone I knew had growing up
>>152601848Yes. Came free with the console from what I've read.
https://youtu.be/O6Rd78cY5hY?si=vclZ0cwjoAAExD59
>>152601859That would explain it. All my mates and cousins has this game, sport games back then were almost never good though.
>>152601560
>Cummins likely to not play in the Boxing day testthank fuck
>>152601896Back to Smith's elite captaincy? You beauty!
Captain Cuck is a disgrace
Got a brother in law from aus Pretty normal guy but so easy to set him into antisemitism kek
whens depression hour?
>>152601979the last hour after the cricket ends mate its long gone
really don't know how to spend my time off from work over the holiday period. Wish I had some work to do.
>>152601977lmao
>>152601609not really a finisher is heit's a probably for australia that they try to cram 5 or 6 players that open in bbl into 7 batting positionsmitch owen has been fucked coming in at 6 as well
>>152602013Learn a new skill for the hell of it
>>152602013Start a project
>>152602013got any skills?
how did marnus get the hottest wife
>>152602078grace of god innit
>>152602078Church
>>1526020793 lines or less please
>>152602079somebody can't handle the bantz
*has a glass of iced tea instead of 18 beers*
>>152601896Starc will be pleased
