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Nose ball

whys scottei barnes suck? why we have a guy shooting 1-12?

>>152601959
if you think the world is ruined then you should probably relieve yourself of your suffering and kys, that way you won't have to live in a ruined world anymore.

>>152602038
I wonder if he'll get traded. lakers need hin

>Zion fatass had 29 pts tonight against tanking Pacies

Huh, maybe Pelicans might fleece someone with the Zion contract lol

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I'll be there no matter what...

KD has a LEGIT chance of winning another chip this year. KD is gonna stir up some GOAT conversations in the future

>>152602222
Zion for Embiiiiich

>>152602251
i copped that ichigoat skin in fortnite

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>>152602257
Houston's only chance of winning anything is getting a worthless * hospital ring that everyone knows is fake like OKC & Boston did the past couple years.

>>152601984
Has anyone in the history of the NBA quit on their team to protect their status as an 'elite scorer' but in reality is a fraud like Luka has? He just QUIT on his team, pretending he suffered an injury because he started off 1/10. I'll admit, I'm a mavs fan and I've seen this bullshit time and time again, whether its regular season or post season, he pulls this shit off and it gets swept under the rug because he's a coddled bitch.

>>152602265
Ill get Rukia's skin and maybe the BMWxBleach car.

Lebron bigger than the nba

>>152602314
they gotta bring aizen in

>>152602376
>bigger
common typo

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American basketball

>>152602398
The fuck are those shoes? lol

>>152602300
nico was right

>>152602466
He's damn right. If anyone was watching the game you'd also notice how he ran like a bitch to help up Zubac who injured his ankle. This is optics bullshit, and again, as a mavericks fan, noticeable with this fraud pretending to care to score empathy points. He's total front running reddit twat who happens to be a 'generational talent'. But he will be exposed soon, eventually, because of that coddling exhibited. It's only a matter of time.

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>>152602286
>hospital ring that everyone knows is fake like OKC & Boston did
Boston was literally a GOAT tier team in '24. Jordan's Bulls and Curry's Warriors and Tatum's Celtics.

>>152602650
TRVKE

How is luka doncic this bad at basketball

Luka dumbbitch will be traded for jamal murray

>>152602571
Go to bed Nico, it's late

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This is what I feel like when I drop basketball knowledge in this general

The only thing AD is good at is taking touches away from Flagg. He doesn’t even defend or finish well anymore. Keeping him would be the pro-tank move.

>>152602833
Look at Saric's face lmao

Best player on each team

ATL : Jalen Johnson
BKN : Michael Porter Jr.
BOS : Jaylen Brown
CHA : Kon Knueppel
CHI : Josh Giddey
CLE : Donovan Mitchell
DAL : Anthony Davis
DEN : Nikola Jokic
DET : Cade Cunningham
GSW : Stephen Curry
HOU : Alperen Sengun
IND : Pascal Siakam
LAC : James Harden
LAL : Luka Doncic
MEM : Jaren Jackson Jr.
MIA : Bam Adebayo
MIL : Kevin Porter Jr.
MIN : Anthony Edwards
NOP : Derik Queen
NYK : Jalen Brunson
OKC : Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
ORL : Paolo Banchero
PHI : Tyrese Maxey
PHX : Devin Booker
POR : Deni Avdija
SAC : Russell Westbrook
SAS : Victor Wembanyama
TOR : Brandon Ingram
UTA : Lauri Markkanen
WAS : Kyshawn George

>>152602945
>Davis

>>152602001
its almost midnight

>>152603081
His tummy hort

>>152603081
Luka getting ever so slightly chubbier as the season plays out. Christmas day upcoming, going to be a lot of great food and enough booze to please the house.

It’s astonishing how Luka gets a pass after he literally just flat out quits on his team because he’s too embarrassed from starting 0/10. This faggot is a literal millionaire yet has insecurity issues. Why doesn’t he see a therapist?

man imagine this rockets team with vanfleet healthy

I know hes a terrorist but hes decent in the playoffs

>>152602398
As opposed to?

>>152603303
>Imagine this Rockets team but with ANOTHER bum to take the ball out of Reed's hands
Don't wanna

Can you imagine how many rings kawhi would have if he went to the lakers instead. Im gonna say 7

>lose MPJ
>braun, ag, and watson all have to play harder to make up for scam johnsons shittiness
>they all get critically injured like 10 games into the season
>the same thing will happen in the playoffs
>all they had to do was get rid of zeke fucking nnaji and saric so they could fill out an actual bench

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imagine saying doncic doesnt play defense. i want you to look at this clip. luka playing full court press and taking the harden assignment #hustle #menshealth

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wow. it was probably at this point luka thought about faking an injury

>shitgoon draymond statline
>still highest +/-
This was Reed Sheppards night

>>152604146
+/- is an useless stat lets be honest

Why does Belgium hate Luka so much

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You don't see any latinx whores getting wet for Knueppel, Queen, or Edgecombe. This is ROTY.

Is Reed Sheppard underrated because he looks like a midget twink on a team of huge ass motherfuckers, despite being 6’2?

>>152590313
>Valdez Drexel "V. J." Edgecombe Jr. is a Bahamian professional basketball player for the Philadelphia 76ers

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>all of that seething

It only makes him stronger you know

>>152605629
this nigga name is exxon valdez?

>>152605629
So why isn’t he called “VD”?

>>152605664
anon its pretty simple. Valdez Jr = VJ. i had a friend as a kid who was a James Jr and people called him JJ. its just a nickname.

>>152601984
Y'all I'm a Celtics fan who is gonna go to a Magic game next year while I'm in town on a vacation just for fun, should I cheer for the Magic while I'm there since they'll be the home team or should I just be neutral and watch the game

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Finna watch football today

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>>152605904
Looking forward to seeing more jewish Hanukah basketball when the Nets play. Deni was awesome yesterday.

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Meal. At the mall. Parents gave me some money.

>>152606273
>cheap cut of beef doused in sugar sauce
L2cook instead of wasting your parents money

>>152606273
puke

Feels like the Wizards already won too many games to get a top pick

Feels like the Clippers already won too many games for OKC to get a top pick

>>152606944
If the Clippers can stop OKC from getting a top pick they should get the #1 pick next year as thanks

>>152606960
OKC controls their pick next year too. We just have to accept Presti is going to get another lottery pick, maybe two

>>152606998
That Paul George trade has to be the worst trade in NBA history. Worse than the Nets giving all their picks to Boston for a decade for over the hill KG/Pierce.

>>152606944
the mavs got the #1 pick with 39 wins.

>>152607020
Probably the most obviously fixed draft since Ewing.

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>>152606908
Not with the flattened lottery odds

>>152607264
I mean we finished with the second worst record last season and were given the lowest possible pick we could get within the current rules.

>>152606303
I don’t know how to cook, nor do I plan on learning how to. Please stop telling me to learn. It’s a useless skill, especially since mircowaves exist and most foods can be eaten how they are.
>>152606310
It tasted good. When I go to the mall I get it all the time

>>152607358
the 'zards get lottery picks every single year and come back and finish in last place every single year.
explain that
only explanation is that giving bad teams good draft picks doesn't work.
bad teams are bad because they have shitty management. rewarding failure doesn't work. teams that finish in last place should be forced to fire their GM and other management.

Who would be the funniest or otherwise most kino lottery jump teams?
>Mavs
For obvious reasons
>Spurs via Hawks original pick slot
Wemby + Castle + Harper + ???
And then of course the drama of how they'll have to break it up in 4 years
>Blazers
They have some good stuff but Mossadja isn't a number one on a contending team

>after the game was over due to a total blowout by the worst team in the league, lebum stayed in and stat padded he's so heckin good!

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So you're telling me that a fat black kid was selected as the first pick in the 2019 draft just because he made some exciting dunks over smaller kids in college and university?

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>KILL ALL REFS.
Damn, was this really necessary?

I heard the mighty lakers lost to the clippers???? Lmaoooo

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>>152607985
#1 - Mavs - Darryn Peterson
#2 - Spurs - Cam Boozer
#3 - Thunder - AJ Dybantsa

>>152607502
>most foods can be eaten how they are
what do you mean

>>152608274
Man that draft sucked so hard in retrospect

Lots of hype too

Best player is between Darius fcukign Garlsnd and Tyler fucking Herro

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Day 3 of trying to find mexibro. Fuck the celtics.

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>>152609150
>no jaylen brown
>back to back
>had to go through customs
>still beat the raptors
>in leafland
>for the second time in two weeks
card status: redeemed

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>>152609473
Fuck you jewgle I typed craptors

The streets will never forget fall 2025 mvp candidate austin reaves

>>152609473
>>152609518
calm down inceltic....

>>152607638
While the Wizards have been bad for a long time save for a few brief windows of goodness, the current regime has only been in power for 3 years and that is when they started to tank. Given how the NBA rule are set up the only way a team can get better is through the draft since players who can actually move the needle don't hit free agency.

>>152609723
wizards just fall for the "2nd option can carry" meme
look at all the second options they've had or do have
middleton, kuzma, poole, mccollum
they should try getting a first option instead

>>152610250
They had a first option but his knees exploded and then yeah they were like "maybe Beal can be a first option" for almost a decade before realizing it was a mistake.

My target had the new caitlin clark panini collection in stock but I had to ask them for it. They were hiding it behind the counter

>>152609723
>save for a few brief windows of goodness
they've been between nearly always terrible but occasionally mediocre, they haven't been good since the 1970s. they have won a total of 8 second round playoff games in the past 45 years

>>152610568
That Wall team had promise to be something but Grunfeld is terrible at drafting and signing FA, which ultimately doomed the team even before Walls injury. The Arenas team was fun and might have gotten further in the playoffs if their core ever stayed healthy for the post season. Not contender good, but enough to at least make it to the second round.

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What the fuck did he say?

>>152610844
Messed up the screenshot dam
Explains why Bruce was trying to kill him

>>152610844
Don't care, Reed's dropping 40 tonight

>>152610844
"She isnt into you shes just very polite"

>>152610844
>"some guy on 4chan said i was a pussy so i'm gonna act real tough for one night only then go back to bein a pussy i bet u care a lot!"
>"wtf i don't go on that faggot ass 4chan site throw down motherfucker"

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Jewish basketball is only a couple hours away, who else is excited?

>>152611355
>4chan? What the fuck KD youre a hacker nazi?

>>152608552
Spurs don’t need any more lightskin guys

Does the nba schedule their trash games on nfl days? Makes sense

wtf with these bulls rotations

>half time
>83-73
Alright maybe there is too much scoring these days

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>>152608552
>#3 - Thunder - AJ Dybantsa

I dont think Boston fans will be happy hearing their native "irishman" being drafted by an already dominant team


>>152608425
>Chris Finch malding

Well he actually said to refs "your a fucking piece of shit" after being ejected

and then Adelman the following day said "what the fuck are you looking at you motherfucker" after Joker got fouled, something like that, and got ejected

With so much hostility I think coaches fighting refs will go down really soon

>>152610844
maybe they called eachother angel reese

>>152610844
Something about Lana Rhoades

>>152612426
I'm done watching this shit. Sundays used to be comfy with early nba but this is ridiculus.

the bulls love that #10 seed

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Meal.

>>152613355
This and a shitty döner

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Join Luka FC we have mentally ill e-girls

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>>152613537
I grew a bit imagining her being a black girl behind the screen

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Realistically, who stops this team?

>>152613537
Hot desu

>>152602650
If Himmy wasn't injured you wouldn't have won that *

>>152613664
The first game of the playin tournament

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Predictions on what the Hawks do with Young?

>>152603081
>>152603142
how many years before people stop falling for the Luka Cycle like they did with the Zion Cycle.

>>152613745
Let his contract expire and do a sign and trade to a west coast team

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>>152605635

>>152613767
Luka is only 26 and has made a finals. Youd be buying his jersey if he played for your team

>>152613537
i can fix her.

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Pingus Tingus bros..

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1 billion dollars or Dinner with Ms. Cooks?

>>152613853
He will return

>>152613853
Tingus has AIDS, not the faggot kind Magic Johnson has

>>152613537
>women's enthusiasm in fandom spaces has been dismissed as shallow, hormonal, or unserious, while men's fandom is treated as analytical or passionate
not true I get called a Shai dick rider zesty nigga on the daily

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>>152613655
How did he turn geriatric right before my eyes?

>150 to 147
wtf is this game?

>>152613858
I'm a biological scientist and we've been seeking funding so we can study her knee ligaments. We believe we can prevent the next 9/11 if construction crews can use whatever is in her knees.

Since there’s no wnba thread I’m gonna post it here, Sophie Cunningham did this interview

https://youtu.be/CUi9QoLEwII?si=rc6SjW64TeyRIyTi

So shes not only ridiculously beautiful but she’s actually funny and creative too. I shouldn’t even exist on the same plane as someone like this

>>152614203
There is nothing in this world preventing you from shooting your shot

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I thought the LeMickey balding jokes were funny until I started norwooding. I regret everything.

>>152613858
I want to have kids with Ms. Crooks because I want my son to make it into the NFL or maybe we can try for a mutt shaq.

>151-159 in regulation
THANK YOU ADAM SILVER!

>lakers are literally gay
Hahahahahaha get my man legoat out of there to brooklyn

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>>152614203
My sexy basketball rat wife

>>152614202
>>152614271
What do you think her kids with Jokic would play like?

>>152613858
I have nonexistent standards for women, I like thick women, I like mixed race girls the most. Even I don’t find crooks attractive

>300+ total points
peak muttball

>>152614297
>>152614243
If Cunningham demanded that she use my mouth as her personal urinal whenever she wants I would happily oblige

>>152614203
why does the camera keep zooming in and out; this is unwatchable

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How do we solve the scoring problem.

>>152614605
To be fair the Hawks have been having games like this for a while now

Do the Knicks keep both Kolek and McBride?

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>>152614605
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!?
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!!

>>152614605
Solve? This is great. Back in my day, games ended 72-80 and you were supposed to like it.

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>>152614203

>Charles Barkley says his friendship with Michael Jordan ended when he called him out for being a bad GM on TV: "He called me that night & went ballistic on me. He said ‘you supposed to be my best friend & you’re going to do that bullsh*t?’ I told him I have to do my job & you haven’t been a good GM"
Aura. MJ knew he was a snake butthurt about rings

>>152614605
How about defense?

>>152614743
saw this girl sucking dihh at a tailgate party

>>152614745
Chuck is a pretty smart guy but is he fucking retarded?

>>152614794
she didn't go to niagra falls university vishnu

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>>152614605
We introduce a maximum points scored that boomers are comfortable with that instantly ends the game early if one team reaches it; a variation on the Garak ending

>>152614745
>michael jordan has emotional breakdown and seethes over criticism backed up by shitty results

>>152614745
MJ is still a child to this day as proven by the last dance documentary where he was still seething about IT and Payton 20 years later. His dad was in the lockeroom after all his games until the day he got murdered so his maturity got arrested since.

>>152614911
LeDiddy got raised by a woman that sucked off a crack head

>>152614745
mike helped this fool 10x his net worth and this is how he repays him. Jealousy's a bitch.

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>>152613655
U-uh...

I'm the least zesty player in the NBA.

>>152615210
You won't convince anyone, KAT.

>>152614605
scoring is gonna be high til lebum retires so he can get le heckin epic 30 points same with carrying so he can still pretend to dribble

>>152615311
35 min played in a blow out game just to stat pad, ship this bald FUCK NOW

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>>152615345
lol what a faggot

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go wuffs

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my wolvies are playing the bucks tonight (without giannis)

last season the wolves ended up losing this game after being up 95-71 with 10 minutes to go

let's go wolves

Masai would've gotten Ingram and picks for MPJ