Will Sutherland get a wicky

Ashes? More like a team of asses!
Englund is shit

wait the ECB stands for the England and Wales Cricket Board??

https://youtu.be/GjAluJTRfZM?si=bZfkcGF4qqOfHpjX
been interesting listening to these, sounds like they'll be talking to rob key in a couple of days

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the saviour of english cricket

>>152603160
todd murphy is an aussie

>>152603153
And they'll just suck his malformed cock off.

>>152603121
I’d start by dropping a few players

doesn't aus also have central contracts?

Anthony Joshua is Welsh

>>152603160
great name
not English though

>>152603168
Won't happen.

>>152603177
All of the big nations do. The difference is ours end up sitting on those central contracts and do fuck all outside of it other than ECB obligations.

YFO

The teams will be mixed up for the remaining to matches which are now being treated as exhibitions.

Team Warne-Vaughn:
>Duckett
>Head
>Marnus
>Root
>Green
>J.Smith
>Jacks
>Neser
>Starc
>Carse
>Tongue

Team Clarke-Cook:
>Crawley
>Weatherald
>Pope/Bethell
>S.Smith
>Brook
>Stokes
>Carey
>Inglis
>Archer
>Boland
>Tongue

>this fielding
feel bad for renegadebro at the game

>>152603220
hes a caneys man

>>152603211
Team Warne batters team clarke

lads shitdia are badly bottling ANOTHER wc final lmao

>>152603225
ohhhh yeah
he must be loving this then

>>152603211
weak bowling line up in team clarke-cook

>>152603211
swap neser and inglis and this is an even matchup

woman kept going on about how handsome I was last night
I'm not
think I just have one of those faces

bumped into Cameron winter in the haunt

business idea: aussies try to make 1000 on boxing day

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holy fucking shit

britjeet you in m8?

canes prob make the final again

>>152603265
no aesthetic dismissals
therefore
not a sport

>>>/b/

>>152603108
>Just go out there and have fun, lads.

i like it when test players come back to bbl and shit up the teams that are playing well without them

>>152603254
lol

Americans be like:
>how many "balls" in an "over"?
as if they dont measure things in football fields and barrels!

(wrote this myself)

>>152603276


>>152603270

wonder why britjeet isn't posting currently
definitely has nothing to do whatsoever with what's currently occuring in Dubai

ITS OUT OF THE GROUND

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look at what "bazball" has done to the mindset of the english player...

WALLOP

>>152603308
I think it would be
they were in the fight in game 1 and 3
I hope they do continue to fight and dont just roll over

reckon theyre going to want to get some quick wickets here, maybe 6-7 of them

>peewee trying to regain favour after backing the poms all series like a lil weasel

right this ones ovah
gg
hour nap then darts
ausbros your darts player heta is on at 9am sydney time
sleep well

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FUCK new zealand

>>152603341
>6am for hometown Perth
might not get there, cheers though

>>152603349
Nah they kill native fauna and stuff, have no business being there in the first place. Unfortunate but fair enough

>shitjeet gone into hiding

>>152603349
>>152603363
also... "new zealand says"
new zealand says a lot of things, very little of which we actually follow through on
so you can completely disregard almost every article you see saying we're going to do something about anything

great... ausman khawaja gets his farewell tour now that the series is won

>>152603349
only surprising thing is it's not being done already, you're talking about the home of flightless birds after all

>>152603308
he's not wrong tbf
3-2 from here would be quite elite

A home series win doesn’t really count anyway, only an away series win. Seeing as England were the last team to win an away series, technically we are still ashes holders.

Turns out Australia is the most promiscuous nation in the world (again)
https://naplab.com/guides/which-countries-are-the-most-promiscuous/

>>152603349
There’s a difference between feral cats and other cats. Ferals are fully wild and might sometimes need to be brought under control. The problem with this situation is there’s always a lack of nuance and there’s a massive probability that innocent community cats and farm cats may be targeted by overzealous cat haters. It’s also a mostly political issue by now since the feral cats have been in the biosphere for so long they’ve essentially become native animals and have their own niche in the environment

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clean it up jannies

I’ve developed a respect for Crawley mostly because of his ability in the field but also his batting. I’d drop Duckett now if there’s any young opener on tour for some experience. Duckett is ridiculous as an opener

>>152603440
based and courteous pilled

>>152603440
They shouldn’t be praised for cleaning up their own mess

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>Pakistan u-19 win by 200 runs
peter and I on the beers today

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where's britjeet

Just had sex with a beautiful woman whom I only met tonight. You losers have probably been masturbating interminably all day lmao

>>152603507
hmmm
>>152603413

>sex outside of marriage
NGMI (to heaven)

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>Pakistan u-19 win by 191 runs

>>152603519
ZUTTED

>>152603413
Unfortunately the women are also the most masculine

Without Lyon Eng win that test

Had pizza at a mates house for dinner and now I'm feeling a bit bloated :(

same old Pakistan
always winning

feel like creatine has made me too intelligent
might need to lower the dose
don't want to become like thomas ligotti

>>152603408
laughed

the welsh dragon would breathe fire (his serve) and turn the 45 year old jeet into dust

To my asio handler - I am going on a night walk, so you guys can watch me for a bit

chickenhawk this is catgirl the bird is about to fly to coop

>>152603630
It has that effect, but also hair loss

my serve isn't good desu
I struggle with it psychologically
if im on song though I can basically just decide to stop missing my forehand and it becomes a nightmare for any opponent

>>152603665
fucks your kidneys up in the long term

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Gotta admit T Head getting Ronball shirts for the team to wear after winning in adelaide was hilarious

>hilarious
no it was extremely reddit

I'm not even county standard but i don't think britjeet has any chance of beating me at singles
speaking objectively

>>152603673
i dont get it

>>152603693
Mocking bazball m8

>>152603696
who is ron

unathletic welsh genes finally finding someone even more poothetic lol

odd gimmick gareth bale is basically the the most athletic man of all time

The English (and Welsh) cricket team would be more successful if it had more Welsh cricketsmen in the team. This is a fact.

Did they hurricanes bowl really well tonight or were the ‘gades just pathetic, barely got to see any fire bombs and fireworks because the renegades barely scored any boundaries which was unfortunate

I've been to wales

>>152603753
grow up

wales is a great country
love being there

I have partial Welsh ancestry (my grandfather was half Welsh)

>>152603744
So true

glammylad is ashamed to be welsh (or picking such a shit larp)
you can tell because he's been keeping a low profile since that Japan game

>>152603802
you're alright

wales is grim
but it's not so bad when it's new and in the south

>>152603349
Not far enough, they should eradicate ALL cats.

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>Ashes
>Gone. GOTTEM. F'D OFF in 11 days
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM

I am more Welsh-blooded than anything else by far
50% Welsh but it feels like more
51.56%

>>152603308
they'll be celebrating for a week if they bring it back to 4-1

>>152603827
So true

last digit is how many welsh words spaccy knows

>>152603827
dire take as usual
keep it up
or don't

used to watch the pobol y cwm omnibus every Sunday growing up

last digit is how many episodes of the chase ol bingo wings is watching today

Stop talking to yourself you spastic

Bore da, prynhwn da, nos da, cymru, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch(sp?)
That’s all the Welsh I know

keep my air freshener handy now, in case sebesity shows up ITT
*sprays*

>>152603830
https://youtu.be/RsUUviefQSM
>>152603858
dysg Sais Gymraeg, a daw’n berson innjit

eat meat sebbo

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dunno why 'love takes miles' was song of the year
Nausicaä far superior

beat meat sebbo

sebbo is an ancestor of the dalit (lowest) caste in india
he's been bullied enough by his own. leave him alone

lentil soup and sourdough bread for brunch bla x

get lost sebslob

beat it blubbo

sebshit smelling up /cric/ ep 35679

>>152603888
Great film actually, not a weeb but one of the best of Ghibli I’ve seen

>>152603893
Nice, enjoy fella, I had lentil soup for dinner tonight

gotta agree, Nausicaa is kinda the best of the lot ngl
>>152603922
tabla x

>>152603888
still need to get around to watching this

>>152603916
it's the best Ghibli by far
the one that's actually cool to like

>>152603873
>>152603830
chhooOooon

>weeb hours

fag hours

Costco run later in the cards
anyone want owt¿??
https://youtu.be/jmYL4aNGJHE

>>152603928
>>152603936
Yeah I wanted to say it’s my favourite of Ghibli but as I said I’m not a weeb and it’s not really my thing generally. Only seen a handful of Miyazaki without interest in seeing more
Mononoke was pretty good as well but was a bit too Hollywood and kind of insisted upon itself

>>152603949
remember where you are posting lad
have a number nine ring on the finger I am thumbing with now
this is a weeb safe space

>>152603960
yepyepuep soime, fella. was never really my thing, and I’m probably the wrong generation for it, but I got curious about Ghibli and ended up liking the whole studio. that eventually led me to stuff like Mushishi, Ninja Scroll, Ghost in the Shell, and others ngl

hey here's a weird idea, how about posting about anime on one of the anime boards

if you post about t20 here you simply can't tell anyone where to get off

Resident Evil 2
now theres a game

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the read

>>152603980
Nice, I’d probably like Neon Genesis Evangelion and Ghost in the Shell but I’m not weeby enough to commit to watching them

just went for a late night dog walk and in pitch black, walked into the stickiest spider web ever. reckon my dog thinks im a poof now with how i just moved.

>>152604019
Seems an interesting topic and thing to read about

>>152603728
best part is he was giving it the big chat trying to set up boxing with bard but is now memoryholing it because he realises Irish genes actually produce decent athletes and he'd have had his jaw spun worse than jake paul
rigged the poll as well

turkbro can we have a film day next week

picked up the brewdog 12 beers of christmas earlier
not very impressed with the selection ngl

teetotal
general

Seems my former oneitis turned out to be quite an awful person despite how she seemed superficially. Dodged a bullet there if I may say, not to mention a welcomed load off my mind and heart, much like the Ashes test cricket series.

>>152604030
sure. you got a time in mind

>>152604109
Know a girl that became a born again Christian after being a whore in her youth, go figure

>>152604022
Checked, poor dog

i wouldn't mind giving your ex a welcome load off my mind iykwim haha

>>152603647
Back, so many people secretly filming me

>>152604143
maybe tuesday
christmas eve eve with the /cric/ lads
i guess anytime in the past 3/4 hours so ausbros can join too

>>152603647
this but so she can't keep an eye on me for a bit

Aryna Sabalenka vs Nick Kyrgios on 28 December

>>152604020
Cowboy Bebop is a good choice for you

Did anyone work out if we are human or dancer

Keith woods, it is good to see you here

>>152604215
The opposite scenario is true in my case, with other side issues I shan’t infodump

>>152604276
Might look into that, cheers Colin

peng flatwarming round zachy's over xmas still on?

>>152604020
>I'm not weeby enough to watch the most typical anime ever

India lost to Sameer Minhas by 16 runs.

>>152604381
Yes

>>152604028
would beat bard in the ring
and jeet on the tennis court
just speaking objectively

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>>152603349
>finna dabbin' on your gay as fuck little ecological quarantine zone

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not heard from britjeet in 7 hours or so
funny that

>>152604020
>Neon Genesis Evangelion
That's good stuff.

>>152604266
sounds good.

wonder if the protag of /cric/ exposed his lies about his cousin's income again

for anyone who isn't aware already: @sebbo

Pakistan u-19 scored 347 runs after 50 overs

this was then followed up subsequently by India's effort of

156 runs after 26.2 overs

@britjeet

>>152604539
dire gimmick

>>152604513
yeah its great

fighstar- grand unification is a prog nu-metal album based on the story of NGE

fucking hell how many weebs are there on /cric/
grire stuff, I'm apparently the last chad left

I’m not a weeb

>>152604542
just in case this has been missed for whatever reason @sebbo @britjeet

love shadow plaid and dragon quest so I am a weeb

not into sush however
and prefer Chinese noodle soup to ramen

Total Pakistan cricket dominance over India for at least the next 20 years

no sign of them
funny that

remember when I - as a joke - said fightstar seem like some shitty busted spin off and it turned out that's exactly what they were lmao
glammylad has such awful musical taste no wonder he can never get a disco going

Pakistan may not survive as a nation state but they will always have being better than india at cricket to smile back on

DIL DIL PAKISTAN

>>152604769
https://youtu.be/-XKISfh9aek?si=c_q4JGmuMgLcrigY

GU is unironically a good album

Pakistan is the father of shitdia. I didn't get the grimdia hate at first but now I've interacted with both and the Pakistanis are FAR better. I have complete sympathy for bindia's neighbours and why they all despise that '''''''nation''''''''

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I honestly want to go to Islamabad. India? not so much

Back from my on court tourney. QFs pretty happy with that was a high standard. Notice the coward twiglet legs was a no show (as expected)

Pretty tired gonna eat and get some new snoozylands and relentlessly mock eng shitters and convicts alike

>get humiliated
>suddenly too tired to post
lmaooooo what a coward

>>152604887
PAK19 Flag
PAK19
347/8
IND19 Flag
IND19
(26.2/50 ov, T:348) 156

he's going to pretend the drubbing in Dubai of 21/12/2025 didn't happen I reckon

the whipping in worksop will be a bit harder to deny

grire

hello ausjeet

certain man's half swiss-germanic genes will save his unathletic weakling arse (only reason he can do more than a V2 as well)
it's like being half-saiyan if you're lumped with welsh genetics

im quarter swiss-german
quarter Anglo
51.47% Welsh

best Xmas film?

mad how zachy is technically even more black than Obama

certainly not die hard, as it's not a Christmas movie

neither is love actually

also
>movie
foy

love is an emotion not a film mate

i believe you know what i meant and are just being silly

I like the nightmare before Xmas

die hard is a christmas film not not a christmas film champ

Under the Southern Cross I stand,
A sprig of wattle in my hand,
A native of my native land,
Australia, you fucking beauty

>"it's so easy to get a good feed here" - Ben Stokes on Australia
feed an Englishman, give him refuge

>>152604918
>0-16
OH NONONO FOUND YER BALLS YET TWIGLET LEGD

didn't win the ashes
but sampled the coffee and the beaches
#vibes
that's what bazball is all about

>>152605399
kino

Jingle All the Way I reckon

>>152605467
based unna

>>152605426
don't really support england at cricket
kind of sad the ashes is over though