Stars >>152637320
Whalers
>empty net again Are they trying to give nylander a hat trick?
LOL Austin Matthews only has 23 points. He was the problem, not Marner.
>>152644481aint gonna win cup with these clown goalies again
>pitspökis it time for the league to step in and do something?
GO HABS GO
>>152644489maybe being a captain is fucking with his head
>>152644487>empty netdoes it really make a difference with Skinner in it?
>>152644489schaefer has more points than him
>>152644499is that a skinner dinner?
>blud plans to live and grow vegetables here
>>152644514Is moss a vegetable?
>>152643690How much did you lose?
>queers at HBO Max are blacking out a nationally televised game
>>152644509nah more like a montambo-combo
Why is the game delayed in Dallas?
>no chrome red and green helmets for the holiday game with DallassGary, no... no like this... >
>>152644524gary isnt gay
>>152644514>1999
What's the least bad . TNT or victory+?
>>152644536size 39 burger stuck in zamboni cause he dropped his all dressed nachos on the ice
>>152644541>6AD
My penguins ):
>>152644543razor is literally a hall of famer watch victory plus
>all dressed
>scoreless draw in Hockeytown
>didn't jump at the opportunity to do a christmas-themed colour-on-colour matchupyou've got to be fucking kidding me, who is the moron in charge of this?? they need to be incinerated
>>152644574You have to assume the colorblind community pitched a fit
>>152644574this>>152644538The Chrome Helm idea is solid fucking Gold, and Gary is just shitting on Christmas cause he's a "fan of pastrami on rye">hinthint, I'm sorry, Gary, but how fucking obvious is this?
Lmao
>>152644583well I say this: FUCK the colourblind community
>>152644617
>>152644618But when I say the same thing about gays, blacks, and liberals, I get in trouble
>>152644617The penguins need him more
I read today that Jerry Lawler is color blind now after his last stroke
go stors
mon habitants...
I’m heating up some tendies
>>152644637nice me too
>>152644637>>152644644What's tonight's sauce?
>>152644635> soon to be CORRECTED
>>152644648I'm a ketchup man no fuss
>>152644656And have you taken your insulin for today?
>>152644637>>152644644post pic when ready
>>152644663excuse me fat, do you see your flag?
>>152644634those are some attentive kitties
my starsies :(
uhh, why were toronto playing against ugly ass skellefteå AIK?
>>152644634Achievable natty?
Scaaaar
>>152644648For me? Honey mustard desu!
>detroid leading conferenceso that was the timeline it took yzerman to begin to dominate with new team
>>152644687Thank You, Gary, and Todd McCullen and Stevie Y
>>152644687Too bad they will melt away in the playoffs
>>152644704just like my islanders
>>152644701what did gary do...
>come back from a commercial break just so the announcer can cut another advertisement and send it to another commercial breakI am really tired of the way hockey is formatted these days
go go kittiesscar some goals
>>152644708What doesn't Gary do?>oh, that Gary
>>152644719kill yourself
ANDERSON IMMEDIATELY FIGHTING
anderson won the fight
>the calgarys of Ottawa
I might crack open a nice cold coca cola
>Bolduc instead of Demidov on PP1the fuck is this
>>152644748Im already sipping one
>>152644538>>152644593>>152644623>>152644648>>152644676>>152644701>>152644721>>152644738>>152644745They're calling it the most raped posts on /hoc/
>scoreless draws
canes scarrr
>the kitties of Sunrise -_-
My canesies desu :)
>>152644758>>152644766>The raped asshole of blinkfaggot
What would an Ottawa Senators Top 5 look like outside of the fact that Alfie would be #1?
>>152644617They have Jarry now
>>152644782Probably would have Healey, Yashin, Phillips and Emery
If the 6 NHL games currently playing, >TSN2 is playing MON vs BOS, >TSN5 is supposed to be airing BUF vs OTT but it says blackout in effect>Sportsnet is playing NYR vs WSH only. What kind of hockey country is this that they won't even air all the games?
>>152644792Jarry got injured in his 1st game and is out dor months.
>>152644617he gave me a puck once when he was a Screaming Eagle
>>152644806He’s only on ir
>>152644802Karlsson would probably be #2 on a Sens Top 5
>>152644805I was thinking that earlier when I saw the schedule after theblaffs game. They are airing college football nationally. Fucking retarded.
>>152644816Speaking of karlsson can Dubas fucking trade him already?
>>152644805money fren fucking england has blackouts for soccerholy shit i just realize the inventors of hockey and soccer have been cucked out of their own sport lmao
lmao
A W for Z
who could caufield fight on the bombston bench?
>>152644859Arvidsson
Who are some hockey teams
>>152644884Yes
I'm not afraid to say itVeleno is elite
>>152644884Calgary Hitmen
BLAIS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>152644890always pick them for my be a pro because of the Brett Hart connection
B L E H ! ! !>laffs were the problem
Sammy Blais But
>>152644896
>>152644884Monroe moccasins
>>152644890Based and Bret the Hitman Hart pilled
>craps>snes>pooins
>most dangerous draw in Boston >most dangerous lady lead
Why did Dallas hire a couple of fags to do the intermission reports on Victory+?
thank you matheson you shitbag turnover machine
raped faggot is here, im out
When will Gary expand the playoffs?
>most dangerous draw in Queens
raped faggot finally left
>>152644923He’s always here
>>152644926The top 30 teams should get in with 2 wildcard spots
I love gambling so much because of Gary
>most dangerous draws
cammon gally fight the midget>do it for her
>>152644948Don’t forget to place a 20 leg parlay anon! Gotta bet big to win big!
>gay edition
>>152644920The steers were busy.
bitch ass Detroit thinks we're playing soccer
That wasn't a kicking motion the stars are coping and the refs are helping
>>152645023CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!
This Fowler guy fucking blows.
>fowl2r
sacre bleu steves
>That wasn't a kicking motion the stars are coping and the refs are helping
>i miss her so much
there will be two more habs penalties in the first 10 minutes of the 2nd period and then the whistles go away
>>152644635my broons :))
>>152644931True
>Habs fans turning on another goalieHow many more will it take before they realize their defense is a steaming pile of shit?
habs fans are all gay retards, so never
TUSKS UP!
>>152644884The Ukrainian meatshields
>>152645111>with a twist Sounds sinister
>>152645111
>>152645120Russian you mean?
now if that ain't a cute little boy :3 mmmmmm
>>152645127They would be more like meatspears
>>152645135wha?
hintz scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>152645111thank you gary
>rags
scrum bum
>>152645111Thank you Gary.
It was 1-0
get a load of this retard>>152638286"Berube safe as Maple Leafs coach, GM says"
Tomorrow is Christmas Eve desu
>>152645164He'll get let go at the end of the season; they need a familiar face at the helm, until it comes to scrap the whole thing and start over
>>152645174Happy burfday jeebus
>>152645182cope
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
the most dangerous lead in Raleigh
>>152645124coyote bones
>>152645190they need 1 more for their most dangerous recently
>>152645174
Do my wings know that you're supposed to try to get the puck back
>>152645211butterfingers
Happy Shoe Anniversary!
That’ll be 12 million dollareedoos
I understand that Matthew Robertson is a young sixth defenseman on a bad team but he sure does get cooked a lot
>>152645231Dare I say 'constipation' ?
Demidov But
DEMIDOV BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTabsolutely deadly goal
>>152645234another failed rags prospect
SUCK MY COCK RUINS
>>152645174it's christmas eve in finland
my broons :((
>>152645278Is this true chat
is emma weidman single?
>>152645231He gets paid in Australian money?
>>152645174I should buy myself some ginger bread tomorrow
please Santa let Texier be ok
No
oh captain my captain
>KWABSTERKIN LOL
The parallax angle says my Rangers are losing and I'm gay? I don't understand how it knows the second part
>>152645297he broke his "gars-gin"
Gary stop it right now
My crappies :)
you can see how deflated the rags players are after that goal, it's beautiful
my kings finna get blown out today
>>152645303
>>152645328
hannah :)
>>152645346Rod is thinking about bench pressing
>>152645346it's like that seinfeld episode
>>152645346Rod is unamused.
>>152645346I need to breed Hannah Yates
refpuck for dallas kwab why gary?
>>152645346rod clearly does not like bogged out bitches
lol devils suck
Taryn's team plays tonight
>christmas time battle of alberta
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags LOL
NICESNATCH
>engages in vpn use to pretend anybody knows who "rod" is or give a single shit about his dead sunbelt franchise whose only cup is the most forgettable one in the salary cap era
>>152645426shut up faggot
Texier still not back
Either people in this general really don't understand how VPN works or it's just schizophrenia
>>152645426Rod is the bod, everyone knows this
>Xena = Rags>Aphrodite = Caps>Slave Woman = Refs
>>152645447vpn off pekkä
>>152645231marner has 20 primary assistsmeanwhile rantanen has the second most secondary assists to stat pad with
*drinks water* Stay hydrated bros!
>>152645475Thanks for the reminder. I made sure to hydrate after my sauna session
>>152645455when do they get to the fuckin'??
>>152645455he mad
>>152645475im having julmust, eagerly awaiting the boa
The wrestling company owned by juggalos brought Vince Russo the biggest retard from the 1990s to run it kind of as a joke, we need an NHL franchise to do the same thing with Mike Milbury
>marchand going after the black guy on the hurricanesYIKES!
for me its sniffing seats
ehlers sucks...
>scorefull draw in Motor City
>>152645540JLMI my islanders
>>152645521based rat :)
>>152645532
Just smash in those rebounds bro
>>152645567i do that to my qt korean coworker's chair :)
>>152645568
team of bums
KNOCK'EM OUT THE BOX, LUKEKNOCK'EM OUT
that's gotta be a goal
>>152645620LUKE USE THE FORCE YOU MUST GO TO DAGOBAH GO TO DAGOBAH
did they kirkify one of the nhl players in that new ad
>>152645620>>152645648https://youtu.be/Cp-Ys_iFwnM
jedi would be so unfair to play against in the nhl
my avies :)
>>152645567her chair would get sniffed
>>152645674Gary is Palpatine
thats 14 on the PPshould wyatt be on team canada?
>>152645681raped
Gary has abilities some would consider to be…unnatural
My wings get fugged by pp
>>152645699
>>152645687no, pp babby
>>152645706i cant wait for finland to win gold and make all you faggot haters seethe
>>152645711i'd be happy for binlan if they did :)
GO FLAMES GO!!GO FLAMES GO!!
>more dangerous lady draw
Canesbros it’s over
Why is gary punishing our wingies
>>152645722
mikko there's no reason to do that bud, come on
>>152645732Detroit's tired and making mistakes
>>152645734Why haven't you hung yourself yet weeb?
>>152645580>>152645532you people are fucking sick
let it snowlet it snowlet it snow
>>152645742he craves violence in any form
>>152645732Because bucks like y'all deserve to be broken
>>152645742He was radicalized by being a carolina hurricane for ten minutes
>>152645744The sacred Flame prohibits it
damn what a goal by the wings
SELF NUTMEG NUTMEG ASST LEGGOOOO
Randy choking to the kitties AGAIN
>>152645409Why is it always Ashlyn now :(
>is the highest scoring american playerBill Guerin is running out of excuses to not pick him for team USA, at least ones that aren't just "because he's fucking asian"
HERE COMES GARY TIMEHEADING DOWN THE GARY LINE HIPPITY, HOPPITY GARY'S ON HIS WAY!!!!!
Why are they incapable of scheduling these so that the games don't overlap? I just want to watch the fucking Flyers and go to bed
>>152645791Gary why
>>152645734hi hope youre doing great :)need #91 and #32 to set an example this game
>>152645793Buy the streaming package goy, and then you can watch the replay.
>>152645781if he doesnt pick him, im all in on finland like bruh, you have bitch ass Matthews as your captain but robo isnt good enough? lol
Th-thanks for the garypoint
>>152645781>Guerin :He's from California, surely he's not a lot of hockey in his youth
>>152645808Mathews on your team in a little over a month so dont get too proudly
>>152645823i need context to this post
>>152645823?
cats
>location: Dallas>blackout in your locationWhy? Why do i have to find a stream I used to be able to watch for free on channel 27?
Mercifully short garytime
ggs wingscant win them all
WELCOME TO OIL COUNTRY
gg, Dallas
The sodomizing of /hoc/‘s mom continues
>wo1f
>>152645808USA Hockey got politicized as fuck, so I guess he's not getting in if he doesn't kiss Donald's ass.
Larkjesus
>>152645781It would look awfully political if he didn’t bring him.
THREE PEATTHREE PEATTHREE PEAT
>>152645852i doubt trump cares about olympic hockey
go go kitties go go
>>152645852Do you need to do this again?
>>152645830>>152645831schizophrenia
ET LE BUUUUUUUUTBOLDUC STRIKES AGAIN
scaaarrrr Habs
BOLDUC BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Not only are my canes choking, but I don’t have a gf
>>152645870
GOOOOOD GOAL BABYTHAT'S A POWERPLAY FOR MONTREAL
my kitties completely buck broke Randy
Bruins fans don't understand goalie interference.
>>152645863think we need more shitters from the metropolitan division buddy
now just bury another one
What's worse: your national team roster is bad because of nepotism/politics or because your best players are actually mid?
Rod status?
>leaf opinion about first world politics
If you’re a goal tender tend the goal hahahahahaha
>>152645906his creatine wore off during the second intermission and he went full stupid
>>152645906tight bodfat hog
>>152645864
>>152645912thanks, grapes
dang kitties scored again
GO FLAMES GO!
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTGOAL COAFIELD
AND THEY ARE HEADING TO THE EXITS
>27% of 2025-2026 NHL regular season games have gone to Gary Time, and will lead to a league record if this trend maintains until the end of the season
>>152645913Thanks, the postgame presser should be fun>>152645917mirin that bod
CAUFIELD FUCKING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>bruins on the 5-3 AGAIN
Bruins do bruins things.
BUT CAUFIELD
>>152645900Me when they bring Luke Hughes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnlRrxXv-v8
>>152644634based hairy shoulders Chad
Dad's not yelling
Man goes to doctor says he’s feeling sad and depressed, doctor says great circus clown Rod Brind Amour is in town, go see him and feel happy. Man says “but doctor, I am Rod Brind Amour
>>152645935this is all true
>>152645967=D
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSUZUKI BASEBALL GOAL
scaarrrr Habs
SUZUKI-SAN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>ruin5>5wayman
>Gary Time
ET LE BUT!SUZUKI-SAMA!
why isnt lindolm out of the box after canadiens score on pp
>>152646003thoughts on being raped?
Yep still can’t figure out this horrible captcha system. Wonder how much people outright quit over this nonsense. I’m almost there.
kek the oilers are so soft. i think klapka could take 3 oilers at the same time
>>152646008KWAB
>>152646008the dice shit is killing me
what happened here?
>>152646006cause it was 5 on 3
>>152646017THATS HURRICANES HOCKEY BABY
>>152646010>so softreminds me of trb which is why he was kicked out of the military
>>152646006bad boys stay in the box>>152646010
>>152646007Your material is old
How did my canes blow a 2 goal lead? Florida can't be that good after two years.
>>152646016Did you try reading the instructions?
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSLAF GOAL. THE ENTIRE LINE SCORED
SLAF BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>152646027>oldreminds me of trb who is nearing 50
wings win - America wins
UH OH
FLAMES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
B I G IGZ A R Y ARYA N DW E E G SEEGSGOAL
BYEEEEEEEE BYE BYE BYE BOSTON
>6 goals including 2 on 5 on 3 power playsWhat is this offence? Is this a Christmas Miracle?
>rangers
>>152645808Smaller ice gives USA an advantage.
It didnt even hit his hand WTF
>>152646017Just Carolina things
>>152646064thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>152645835Welcome to the dystopia known as 2025.
caps forgot they still had 20 minutes to play before christmas dinner
>>152645705>>152645719>>152645762>>152645769>>152645806>>152645837>>152645847>>152645895>>152645905raped raped raped fuck off
The Cats officially own the Canes.
Why did the canes give up 5 goals in the third? They dominated the cats for 2 periods. What changed?
>>152646069Italians are shit at building things and USA has great goons.
>>152646076Thank you Gary
>>152646073I hope you have a miserable christmas
The Habs officially own the Bruins.
>>152646017kitties more in canes' heads than when laffs laff in TD garden
>>152646088>miserablereminds me of trb's life
>>152646081Freddy A sucks balls and is an old BUM Rod has a new Bussi now
>>152646064Exactly why Gary wanted the olympic ice so small.
>1 goal from 2023-2025 season>Already two goals this seasonApologize?
>No one gives a shit about Buffalo or Ottawa,I have a flight to catch>Uhh...hooking or something, 2 minutes
>>152646076>injures their best two players>does literally nothing about it and loses 5-2
>>152646030but they are
>>152646106nobody cares about your shitty islanders bud
>>152646120You keep crying about bud anytime someone posts the isanders.
>this is the first time RDS aired a period without a commercial break due to offsides, icings, penalties, and goalsthat's kinda funny
>>152646100>sucks ballsreminds me of trb on 04/17/22
THESE FUCKING PENALTIES WHAT THE FUCK
>>152646093The Bruins is the only team with no point tonight in the Atlantic.
>>152646115too many numbers for me
>>152646125>keep cryingreminds me of trb for the last 1347 days
>>152644635>>152644635>>152644635>>152644635>>152644635>>152644635
>>152646125i just wanna know the radius of buds moobs these days
buffalo just won their 7th game in a row
>>152646142
will my broons ever win again?
>>152646109Based Rat.
>>152646157Maybe next year
>>15264611540% of my team's games have gone to OT and I'm not going to apologize
>>152646157Maybe stop being a fucking faggot
my dabres :D7 in a row!
>>152646152Gotta lock in that early 10s draft pick
>>152646149>>>152646152nice
>>152646109based
>Olé at TD Garden, boos for the Bruinslol
>>152646152I'm happy for them :)
>>152646172>stop being a fucking faggotwhat trb sr. wants to tell trb
>>152646152I hope they make playoffs in 2026
>>152646152Pegula should've trusted the kevynplan
And suddenly the Sabres are actually in the playoff race.What a season.
>>152646157If the ref rigging ring ever ends
>>152646180this is the bruins I expected in september
>>152646193>2026reminds me of the 4th anniversary of 04/17/22
Godnell Nurse mindrape games commenced
>>152646152Based Tage T my new keeper over JT Miller
Merry Christmas, Ruins
took a marner so big it felt kinda gay
>>152646212$9.25m kwab
Imma bruin fag and im SAD
Habs/Bruins was Fraud v. Fraud.
>>152646222
>>152646217GGMerry Christmas, habs
>>152646224Could've spent than money on an extra 2.4 Trent Frederics for a full 4th line
bud won
>>152646230Habs are legit good, though still to young to be called great. Bruins are legit bad outside of Pasta, need to rebuild. How does either of these count as """fraud"""?
>>152646222i marnerd a bit while driving home havent changed yet
absolutely savage.great game for slaf, fowler a god, hutson and dobson beauts.little shoutout to veleno too cause why not? good work out there bud.
>>152646252at having a small peenis stephen SPH
>>152646253Talk to me again when the Hasb have 15 or more regulation wins.
>>152646266It's a date
/fit/ made fun of me the other day for saying most men occasionally get skid marks :(
Merry Christmas bros.
horrendously shit thread
>>152646263i guess you of all people would know seeing as how you were raped by bud so i'll take your word for it
Dobson just putting up a casual 3 points thanks pisslanders!
>That young man just said he doesn't know how to properly clean his ass when he showers
>>152646295he's a bust
>>152646299gotta get in deepgo to the dirty areas
I’ll be the first to admit I don’t wipe my ass after shitting thats what the shower at the end of the day is for
>>152646287all of our best posters are out caroling
small penis humiliation is a based fetish
>>152646299YOU THINK I'M GONNA CLEAN THE MARNER OUTTA MY ASS CHEEKS? I AIN'T SOME KINDA FAGGOT!
>>152646304It's really more a matter of proper diet and exercise > It's more about getting your entire body in working order -_-
>>152646316Go Canes, btw.
>>152646299I do but what about when I take a shit and can't shower
>>152646316For me it’s findom I love giving all my money to girls to hate me
/KRAK/
/hoc/fucius say man who cleans his home is expecting visitors.
the wise fatty
your duckies and my habbies scf 2027
>>152646328see>>152646321
>>152646354how exciting :3
>>152646360>>152646365what made you think playoff goals count towards regular season records?
>>152646365
Christmas just got cancelled looks like I’ll be staying home and posting on /hoc/ all day instead
>>152646374what happened?
>>152646374sad
Is minnesota good?
>>152646384not really. they'll be a first round exit against dallas
>>152646374>posting on /hoc/ all dayreminds me of xhe rb because no life
>>152646384no
>>152646316I can't imagine someone wanting to hook up with me and drawing the line at the penis. Like everything else was totally fine somehow, but this is a problem
>>152646380iron dome took out santaearly reports are saying gary was at the controls
>>152646374We should get totally wild and eat some shrooms or drop some acid >Yeah... get a couple liters of rum... Merry Christmas
>>152646395well. if the penis is feminine then it no longer is a bug, its a featureits desired
McDavid just passed Tavares in career points lmao
>>152646400go back to rehab loser
I'm on the horn with NORAD they're saying the same. Santa Tracker is showing the footage...
>>152646414
>>152646398that's it gary, enough is enoughi am not buying ANY jerseys the rest of the YEAR! DICKHEAD!
>>152646407>>152646413holy shit nobody cares, go lose in the playoffs again
>>152646417Santa’s coming tonight tonight Santa’s coming tonight
>>152646414Noo noo no
>>152646400You're such a faggot.
>>152646417Santa will find a way
>>152646425
>>152646414>>152646414
>>152646410Go back to your containment board
Rudolf the red nose reindeer is actually a fucked up movie. He was a unwanted freak until he was useful to Santa. Then everyone pretended to like him.
>>152646442Drai knows that refs lives are meaningless
>>152646449NTA but I thought that /hoc/ is the containment zone for such topics?
I'm getting ready to bake the next bread
>>152646455just like in real life
>shorks
>>152646422>>152646443>struck a nerveKWAB knew trb was projecting when he used rehab as an insult
>>152646449Don't talk to McDavid like that
>>152646442>most overrated player.gif
>>152646455Jlmi
>>152646467
>>152646467focaccia please
>>152646444I never had an oral fixation I started smoking because I thought it looked cool and I felt cool doing it. There was this based French foreign exchange kid who’d buy me cartons and he would rant endlessly about how much he loathed French Canadians.
>>152646467Make it festive.
next one is going to be horrendously shit
>>152646485I have an oral fixation for bbc
xhe rb threadcucking IMMEDIATELY at 500 even though there's no reason to
>>152646495yea probably im planning on posting for at least the remainder of the 2nd
>>152646496go oilers!
>>152646495It's Tradition
>>152646455sad but true
>>152646496what trb told trb sr. in a drunken stupor
SAMMY G
>>152646496Shouldn't you be delivering food Rajesh?
my avies! :)girard!
>>152646500>>152646500>>152646500NEW
LMAO FLAMES
Pure class
>>152646281i only do when i eat dairy or wear the same clothes for a weekmy mom cleans it good so i don't mind them
>>152646008>>152646016remember to click NEXT in the top right before posting. the dice ones you have to count how many of each there are
