dabres edition:)
takagi
's flames
/KRAK/
Gary rules!
Uh, oh. Weegar melty!!
>>152646500
Previous >>152644464
4 on 3 pps, that's a lot of pp
Weegar is such a retard
bud wontrb lost
my flamesies are so raped ughhhhh
Hearing that Sean has a single Christmas present in the prison mail box, card says it's from trb.
Oilies sure have a strong pp
the officiating is so corrupt. based weegar lashing out. oilers suck ass and their fans are so retarded they deserve to watch a shit show.
>mind = controlled
>>152646525>>152646530woah
>>152646579trb's devotion and support of sean higgins is reprehensible
>>152646581Hopefully it’s a black one I love getting blacked by bbc
>scoreless lady draw in Seattle
>>152646597>log onto hoc>trb (on vpn) posting the gayest shit you've ever seenlike clockwork
>>152646602lady drawers, you say?
>>152646597edmonton is known for trans ebony escorts factos,
My penguins ):
>>152646605>>152646612I’m Canadian all Canadians love bbc
>>152646619I don't get the British Broadcasting channel
>>152646597typical oilers faggot
>>152646610
wedgie chant recorded
takedowns are such a bitch move
haha trent frederic got S L A M M E D to the ice by bahler no less. thats the toughest guy on this oiler team btw
players like evander kane would have taken this nigga's soul
>>152646638just like my islanders
>>152646626>dat image saved
that is weegars 3rd chimpout this year at leastnever saw him lose his shit this much in florida
were the nucks retarded when they decided to get rid of him?
>>152646643Hes so handsome I wish he was my boyfriend
>from a flames perspective, you gotta score more or else you're going to lose!thanks for that great analyses mr. commentator
>>152646639>bitches your favourite player
>>152646652In Florida Weegar preferred to lose his coverage
>>152646647It is yours, my friend, all memes are for all frens :)
>>152646652Gary had his back when he played for his team.
>shork2
>>152646656they offered him a fat raise but tocc wanted out of that dumpster fire so he turned it down
>>152646649
>>152646676Get a life parasocial freak
>>152646676He's probably the biggest faggot on the site yeah.
These flames niggas are getting booty blasted by my oilies
>>152646690unironically fuck off from 4chong
>>152646690i would get dementia too if you were my son
>>152646691I'm sorry did I hurt your boyfriends feelings again?
>>152646713He’s a veteran you should be kissing the boots he walks on
wol4
why can't we all just get along:(
Av's back to shit pp's
hyman is twice the player marner is
>>152646722Don't do that>please
All I care about is Hyman and Rasmus Andersson getting points. Let the game end 11 - 9
Why do they keep puttin this lil pup in the cage?
>>152646744you ever understand why nobody fucking likes you? You are the dumbest fuck on 4chan and that takes skill when everyone on 4chan has either fucked off, or is a blatant bot
wedgie chant recorded x2
>>152646736This desu, we should all be nice to one another
Imagine hating tbg
dustin wolf for darnell nurse's bbc jockstrap and lauren kyle's gangbang worn panties who says no?
>>152646765
>>152646736>>152646763agreed. /hoc/ is for frens, especially this time of the year
7 in a row :D
>>152646778
Mcdavid on pace to getting 10 points this game
>>152646755You still might have a lower iq tho bud. It goes back and forth between you two.
>>152646769I have a thirst for bbc and have a blacked addiction.
>>152646765The experience of sitting at the retard table with a mean retard and a standard-issue docile retard is, if not something that happened to me during high school, something that easily could have
WedgeGOD!
holy fuck wedgewood is unbeatable tonight
wedgie chant recorded x3
If the Flames lose this game then that means they are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
>>152646793LETS GO OILERS!
>>152646810wait, really? tonight? it's soon
>>152646811I’m a flames fan
Flyers pp hard
>>152646805So far.
Guys im going to travel to the other side of the world for two weeks with my wife on Friday. I will stop in and say hi!
>>152646833sapporo? harbin?
>>152646833i'll be here to call you a vpn schizo :)
The captain reports in
No sharting tonight for Carter
>>152646810Good. flamesbros embrace the tank
>>152646788
>>152646843World of tshirts?
>>152646823come over to the oiler crowd! unlike calgary we love that stuff here in our boring city, our leader mcdavid and his beautiful wife does too!
>>152646788:)
>>152646855That’s it you just convinced me to stop watching the game and pursue my true passion watching white men getting blacked by bulls with bbc
>>152646855did ahmed forget to use condoms on wifey again?
hold the line leafsnever trust burgers
my sabies
>>152646874>>152646878based! LETS GO OILERS!
if I'm fucked up /hoc/'s to blame
>>152646881
>a scoreless draw
You lads know about Colten McIntyre?
>>152646888
>trade for hughes>immediately become one of the worst teams in the league
>>152646905He must be locker room cancer or something
>>152646887Gary's to blame
>>152646905
They're gonna need a huge ass window shade for the Winter Classic>gonna be a sunny one that day
>>152646899one of the rapist kids?
>>152646924gary can change the weather at will. remember that time he froze 3/4 of alberta and most of their posters died?
>>152646918he's a playerdiarrhea giver
>>152646934I remember >I was humbled and forsook vengeance that day
>>152646854No stamkos
>>152646923he belongs in the psychward
>>152646923he needs liberal hoe canadian pussy like brotherman jack
>>152646946I'm just waiting for when he starts doing his usual downcast/exasperated expressions on minny again
>>152646960>he bought?
>>152646963He already has
You OK Flames?
Knights taking the Sharks to the woodshed
>>152646973It don't matter. We all knew what the game was gonna be like anyways.
>>152646888O T T E R T T E R
>>152646888What ya doing there, Otter?
>>152646905with jews you lose
>>152646976How do the sharks recover from tonight’s humiliation?
>>152646980>>152646981otter is going to straight up murder ray as soon as his career is over
they drunk in vegas
>>152646994I would have cried on tv
>>152646980ferarro looks like an old lesbian
holy fuckmercy
this guy can't or won't open his eyes and I'm all for it
>>152646995Christmas on Vegas with the boys does sound like fun
Flames threw the game for mckenna
>>152646993why would they need to recover from tanking to avoid the playoffs?
back from taking a marner in my edmonton, located inside my adam fox. did anyone see morgan frost one timer close to the end of the 2nd? im pretty sure my grandma shoots the puck harder than that
>>152647027But my broons need him more
>have a 2-0 lead in third period>lose 2-5Randys, explain yourselves.>>152647017>on Vegas¡Hola ése!
Imagine if the Sabres somehow get into the playoffs this year.
that bogged out woman put a curse on rod during that intermission interview.
>>152647027he's a bust already though
Gary *sobs* just ugh
>>152647049Without Jarmo Kek doing a single thing to the roster all season.
>>152647027correct
>>152647054Rod the Bod? More like Rod the Fraud
>3 odd man rushes>1 net front turnover>PPGThe entirety of Vegas is at least +1 and all but four on MY San Jose Sharkies :) are already negative :(What the fuck is the play here, when are they supposed to learn how to play defense? It's been 37 fucking games.
kings are straight up unwatchable
>>152647081Well at least the other team in that game isn't the kraken
Huomenta but the opposite
krak'd
>>152647049I’d root for them :)
outdueled between the pipes by connor ingram, how many more humiliation rituals will dustbin wolf put his team through this season?
ivar stenberg is a stud and i think our flames can get him. vancouver will finish dead last and theyre pretty done with swedes, they'll go mckenna. then verhoeff to chicago because somehow chicago still sucks ass despite having bedard, garbage franchise. then flames get stenberg at 3rd overall
what are we watching?
is askarov actually ready to be a starter you have to stop at least one of those he let in, like come the fuck on
>>152647115well they do have the exact same save percentage at the moment
another flames penalty? strange, i thought game management ensured that the game state should remain somewhat equal?
>>152647126The Flames getting the shit kicked out of them.
>>152647132Why do you cheer for the flames
>>152647126die hard
at least my macky scored :\
>>152647130>twice as many shots faced>allow 4 times as many goals>oilels score immediately
drai already better than mackinnon and makar combined
lmao why does the flames have such a tiny goalie? do they think its the 80s?
>>152647079that's going to be a problem unless they can trade or luck into a great player. their newer dmen are still babies and the older ones are zombies or double agents. no one can fathom the coach's strategy, if he has one. the team is functionally macklin and a handful of others dragging the rest, not helped by their second-best player being trapped in the team's suite.
>wolf blowing out his groin failing to make a save in a 4-1 gameKINO
>>152647146has the stiff germ faggot ever scored a goal in his life outside of special teams?
bud *sobs* yamete... itai.... tasukete, anynyan.......
leon's yo daddy
>>152647151>or luck into a great playerYou know, like Schaefer.Oh wait, haha...
KRAKEN MEME MAGIC
>>152647065gotta wonder if the team was sandbagging because they wanted Adams gone.
>>152647169misa will probably be good for the second line once they can actually play him and he gets some real experience, but yeah.maybe grier has some sorcery up his sleeve to fix this problem.
>>152647120Ivan Stenberg has learn how to shoot, or his ceiling will be a 70-85 point winger
>>152647176It would be retarded f they did. He's they guy responsible for putting most of the team together.
>>152647176They genuinely might have been because this group isn't bad at all. Tonight they were defensively smothering and were outchecking the Sens.
Oilers need to call up so ECHL muscle for Saturday. Get down to the Flames level talent-wise and beat the shit out of them at the same time
draisaitl is such a faggot germshit bitch, klapka would break that stiff neck and he knows it the little faggot bitch
gr8 knee on that one
THIS TEAM IS SO FUCKING BAD MAN
>>152647195Sorry boss I'm on strike
>>152647180That is if he isn't made of glass like he's starting to look like.The handful of games he did play in the NHL he looked completely lost, which is expected from a fresh teenage draft pick, but not when you're were in discussions for going first overall for the majority of the offseason. He looked like a second rounder at best.
Andersson is a diving bitch>>152647197Draisaitl would just bully Huberdeau into giving up Klapka's Sudetenland
bilka <3
>>152647210draisaitl couldnt bully anyone, hes a faggot pussy bitch who would get his face battered and bruised by the slavic ogre chad. just like pussy bitch germans ancestors
Just watched the Habs Bruins recap. Bruins gave up on skating in the 3rd. Kinda pathetic ngl
darnell nurse is worth more than the entire city of calgary
>>152647219She didn't have the puck...
>>152647210well that was a dive but there was no reason to slash him at that time, unless he saw a spider on the back of his leg or something.
>>152647209Misa? I'm pretty sure at least half of that injury was just made up because he was running into the game limit and they don't have any spare contracts for him.>put him on injury>wait long enough for this to let him bump down for 'conditioning'>play a couple games>magically healthy enough to be released for juniors>come back later, when there will hopefully be space
>>152647237My house is worth more the Calgary.
The Nurse/Andersson fight they keep referencinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB9Bb7qmqHA>>152647240Andersson had already slashed Draisaitl earlier
>>152647246>>152647237NO
>>152647238w ho care
>>152647243He had some minor injury right when he started practicing for the juniors too remember.
>>152647258>diverse economy>energy, finance and technologyLOLLMAO
what technology is calgary known for?
>fLames powerplay
>>152647277saddles
Darnelle should score a goal
>>152647258>calgary>102.6 billion>1 goal>Leon Draisaitl>14 million>3 goalsdamn shoulda negotiated a better contract
>>152647277The technology to trick people into drinking caesars
>>152647277asian-sized fleshlight factories
>>152647266yes, but that seems to have been a non-issue? anyway, i don't think the longer-term thing was real, or it was greatly exaggerated. grier was buying time to figure out the trade/contract situation.
MacK just trucked a Mammoth player
>>152647277horseshoes, feed bags, dildos, grain elevators, the list goes on
>>152647282the whiteboard has never been useful in any game time situation whatsoever, EVER. so him doodling nothing is just as good as doodling anything.
>>152647246nice english saar! welcome to canada saar!>>152647277fucking your wife cuck>>152647252i hope a pack of feral indians break into wherever you celebrate hannukah and take some slashes at your limp wrists instead
>>152647299more like jessie eldritch
based lomby
Mammoth, more like baby Mammoth lmao
huge milkers spotted
>>152647277They are a communications hub. They don't actually produce technology, they use it.Calgary is going to be a ghost town when the oil dries up.
avs winwedgegod with the shutout
>>152647319Only one of those teams won the cup.
AHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT LAMES
wedgie chant recorded x4
based Wedgewood said Merry Christmas to everyone when he was interviewed for 1st star.
>>152646590how do you get buckbroken the entire game and then raped again by a bald nignog as a cherry on top. the most expensive tactician is worth every penny. cup champs soon.
jeetmonton won, gary had to make sure that jews stay on top for christmas. based gary and kikeowned jeetmonton.
>>152647345Have you ever managed to express a coherent thought?
>>152646872>>152646939>>152646972raped
>>152646971be sure to screenshot it the next time he does pls, it's funny
>>152647282>>152647298finland understands how it is done
>>152647330I have no idea how things are set up there, but wouldn't oil be more relevant to Edmonton? I thought the oil was in the north.
>>152647353prep the saddledome for me, buckie
you know what? go ahead, beat my kings. I'll watch
this is a very bad eastern conference
>>152647362corey perry plays disabled without feeds from mcdavid and draisaitl
I love it when the Swede is upset
what the reffies doing in chicago?????
>>152647373i'm an only son(male)
>>152647376As long as the Kitties get in and the Threepeat still has life left in it, I'm good
>>152647359Oh yeah, Edmonton too.
>>152647376my flysies are set to be #1 in the east by new years
>>152647359The first oil found in Alberta was near Calgary so that's where all the HQs ended up but the bigger reserves were further north
>blackcawksHow can they be this bad?
>>152647376I'd rather this than the Central being totally locked up before the halfway point of the season.The division isn't even worth watching.
>pulling your goalie as the other team is bringing the puck in the zonechicago is to smart for me too understand that
>>152647382They wanted more Garytime
>>152647403no bedard hurts them
>>152647409They're tanking for another #1 overall pick again
>>152647390>(male)but not for long judging by the edmonton fandom! is it lonely up there or whats going on? somebody must investigate why transgenderism is on a rampage! sad! dont worry you will find cowboy man in calgary!
>>152647403They suck
>>152647430jlms
>>152647376As long as the wingies make the yoffies idc
> Montreal fixing to get owned
>>152647376wtf i thought we were making fun of the yzerplan this season...
>>152647449PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED
>soilers>cantpucks>krakheads>cryers>your islanders>poo jersey>snes
cant wait for the oilers to get raped in the playoffs again.
>>152647458Dallas beats ColoradoEdmonton beats DallasSimple as
>>152647458>get rapedmuch like trb did on 04/17/2022
>>152647471and who do they lose to? because edmonton is a cuck loser franchise, so the loss is where?
>>152647481Florida
>>152647485no way Gary does it 3 times in row.
>>152647485Who loses in the east conference final to Florida?
>>152647499Carolina of course
>>152647493Gary loves making history, just try and stop him
melkman mentionedi liked that guy
>on pace for his best season ever at 112 pointsReminder there were people unironically thinking he'd fall off without MacKinnon
>McDavid has more points in 10 games than the canucks entire roster does this season
>>152646579Based it's the season of giving
We at 5 losses in row now :(I miss 2011 guys, they all gone
>>152647599shut the fuck up and stop being a slobbery whiny bitch
>>152647599>publicly thirsting after 2,011 males The eternal Yankee
>>152647552>mcdavid has a superhuman 31 points this month with 2 games to play>the record is a measly 49 points set in November of 1983The record for non-Gretzky, non-Lemieux players is 36.
>1993
>>152647552
>>152647599You mean 6?
>>152647616We don't post our weight here on /hoc/
the seethe from the jeets in this thread towards the calgary flames has only one explanation and if you watch a lot of THG, you know the answer. calgary is a great organization. from top to bottom calgary is doing everything perfectly with this current rebuild. not to mention veteran players saying they want to stay speaks volumes about how nice it is to live and play in calgary. look at the other canadian franchises. toronto is a mess. edmonton are pure retards who have already wasted too much of mcdavids prime, another decade of darkness is coming. vancouver is a disaster, the very worst org in the league. current flames management will continue do whats right for the flames and you can do nothing but seethe you pathetic freak. happy holidays. sven out
>>152647631>current flames management will continue do whats right for the flames' owner's bank account
calGARY tongues my anus
>>152647631i am sorry that you are having a bad night sven. i think the flames will be good eventually and will get a top pick that will help them achieve that
>>152647621I won't doubt it, things are fucked>>152647612I miss chara>>152647610:(
>>152647552Debbies, Blose, and Krakheads too. Maybe even >kongs if Kempe doesn't get a point tonight
the kings lost
>>152647631This is why no one respects Sweden
So why the bruins doing so fucked lately? Is it the penalties? The only one viable goalie thing? They just are going to shit
>>152647674what did they lose? do they have a good idea about where they might have placed it last?
it's a christmas miracle, kraken have won a b2b. gg kangz, merry christmas
It was a gay joke BTW, yankees are gay, is the punchline
>>152647687Their crown, and in the gutter.
>>152647686>why is this team that peaked in october going to shit?
i'm thinking another 15 years of rebuilding might finally do it for the ducks
mcdavid projected stats
what do the jewish players do during these three days off?
The first period was some truly dreadful hockey. The second and third looked more like what I was expecting out of the Sharks tonight, and in the context of that we drew 2-2 and lost 5-0 on two different games. Huge shout out to the Sharks for recovering after 20 minutes of warm-ups.It does feel like the only line that creates anything exciting is Macklin's. I don't feel like any of our d-men are really able to see or create strong opportunities and are kinda safe on passing lanes, which means a lot less creativity being available for the o-men. On that note, a lot of the offensive gameplan seems to be "pass to Macklin and he'll figure something out". That's great for Macklin's development as a goal-scoring god, but isn't great for the rest of the Shark's growth or drive.. especially when he's not on the ice and the gameplan becomes "now what?".Graf and Wennberg are doing alright. Big kudos to Graf for taking a puck to the face and still delivering a goal. Wennberg's doing a decent job on his line and I'd like to see more of him. Toffoli and Ferraro I'm losing interest in. Mukhamadullin is in a similar boat - I had a lot of hope last year for Muk and I'm not seeing what I saw then.Cardwell needs some more time in the Cuda tank, I feel. Maybe he just needs some more time up in the NHL to grow, but he's straight up losing out in pure physicality battles. Maybe someone sees something in him I don't, I'm just a guy.I can't lay any blame on either goalie, some unfortunate bounces and some poor defensive play are going to leave your goalies exposed. Yeah, it's their job to clean up some of those messes, but 17-5 shots on goal after one period means that the rest of the team isn't doing any of their job.I think Dickinson should have gone to juniors to regain his stride, let's see if the Sharks coaching decisions pan out for him.
Drunk, but not blackout drunk :(
>>152647796don't be a pussy, drink more
>>152647778Sad
>>152647756I just want to see them job at playoffs
stars lostjamie benn tongues my anus
>>152647802I'm pacing myself for that, my pre christmas eve bottle didn't go far enough, so I have to crack the Christmas eve bottle. Good thing i have that double bottle for christmas day.
vaping weed
>>152647823I'm vaping weed too and smoking cigarettes and smoking bowls
>>152647823you should be taking shots while you are holding in the weed toke
normally i drink 45% vodka but this bot was only 40%. I guess that's why it doesn't hit as hard.
>>152647831based>>152647836no
the Rod Brind'Amour era is over
>>152647869fuck no
>>152647869What's wrong with the randys
>>152647886not enough cock
thinking about them beans
>>152647958Weega moment
>>15264795822 minutes for banging on the glass>noooo you can't bang on the glass!!!!
Thinkin about that Swiss Chalet festive special imma be chowing down in a few hours
>>152647986Rule 75 – Unsportsmanlike Conduct75.5 Game Misconduct Penalty – Game misconduct penalties shall beassessed under this rule for the following infractions:(i) If a player persists in any course of conduct for which he waspreviously assessed a misconduct penalty>get called for the exact same thing RNH was called for two minutes earlier>cry about it so hard the ref gives you 10>continue crying about it and get kicked out
>>152647886Rod is a fraud who can't coach, can't lead, can't inspire, can't focus his players, and doesn't know what teams need to do to win
>>152647457Based, honestly.
>>152648015I think this is the year the Hurricanes make it to the final
Weegar is up to 34 PIMs against the Oilers this year because he yapped himself into a 10 in the season opener.
I have an idea let's sit here and talk about shit teams who don't matterwe can do that for like, the entire thread
>>152648044The Golden Knights won tonight.
aight pal I'll take off then have a good one.
Guess we're not talking about my wings then :/
>>152648051have a good night
>>152648068I hope you have a miserable christmas
>>152648060is this the year for that the yzerplan has been leading up to???
>>152648078I hope you have a miserable christmas
>>152648068Have you considered the healing power of killing yourself?
>>152648089I hope you have a miserable christmas
>>152648103>>152648089>>152648086>>152648085I wish you a merry Christmas c:
Skinner's .862 is his best performance as a Penguin yet
>>152648084Yes it's like ocean's eleven if it took six years to rob the casino and if the first five and half years of the movie sucked ass
>>152648036how fucking dare you
blackhawk bros how you holdin up
>>152648179I don't see why not. They are the only team in the east that has a years long core and system in place that isn't shitting itself right now.
>>152648192
Realpookcifichours
>>152648229POOK!
>>152648234I see Jon also plays hockey.
How are you gonna survive 3 days without hockey?
61 points for the Avs before Christmas. The most before Christmas in the history of the NHL.
>>152648289Im not :(
knight's won bros :)i hope youre all having a good time with your family
>>1526483495v5/chickpea pasta/fancystat merchantsthey'll never win a thing unless they do what actually matters, get their PP% up
>>152648481You’ll never guess what the main format of PlayOff hockey is.
we don't guess here
we hypothesize here
Not looking good for that Wolf kid
for me it's the smarty mcfleury
>>152648289WJC in 2 days :)
>>152648481t. McDavid
>>152647511He now works as a part-time major appliance delivery man. He also owns a bunch of real estate.
Why is it always North Americans?
>>152648923
>>152648923They teach us young here that injury = advantage
We got a Gary point before Christmas. Merry Christmas /hoc/
horrendously shit thread
>>152648923u mats bro?
>>152649012always is when you start posting
>>152649096>solves a 120 IQ captcha only to post a comeback from 1994show some flair you square
>>152649112>120 IQwolf is shit
>>152649012>>152649096>>152649112Stop being mean please it's Christmas
>>152649144christmas is tomorrow, you fucking retard
>>152649144actually I was being heroic
>>152649144case in point, I will banish this >>152649154 stringy blue haired ghoul back to the 'cord for you. BEGONE DEMON GHOUL, NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE AND YOU HAVE NO POWER!Merry Christmas!
>>152649169Damn, now that a 120 IQ move right there. Doesn't change the fact that christmas is tomorrow and that wolf is shit.
>>152649181but it did make you a little nicer. You know what kid, maybe your hair isn't so blue after all
>>152649183thanks tranny, make sure to kys tomorrow so your family has something to celebrate
I knew I was right all along, what can I say it's a gift.
I wish a merry to christmas to all non-trannies and all non-retards alike. For >>152649202 see >>152648075.
Marry Christmas Eve
How can one man get cucked so hard and so consistently by one team?
>>152649315ask mcdavid
>>152649303retard
Why do people keep saying Merry Christmas? It’s Christmas Eve. You scared me I had to double check and everything.
>>152649390has hanukkah even ended?
>>152649390you sound like a huge fag
>>152649400Couple nights ago
>>152649402What a rude thing to say to someone on Christmas Eve. Santa saw that buddy
>>152649390As a burgerstani you should know Christmas is a month long affair. This is a literal falseflag post.
stop me when I'm telling lies
>>152649429say somebody cares about (You) and I'll stop (You)
>>152648981It was a good game overall BUT the reffies need to chill.
my red wings :)
>>152649472They are everybody's Red Wings. All may share.
>>152649477noflamespedos, blots, shittsburgh, and wrestlefaggots are NOT allowed to watch my beloved and wholesome dead wings meteoric rise to a first round exit
>>152649477a fair point, our wingsies are a christmas gift for all of us>>152649491>first round exitI'll take it
>people calling McJesus washed in October>67 points before Christmas>31 in the last 3 weeks>most points in this time frame in 30 years, more than guys like prime Lemieux
>>152649540>people calling McJesus washed in Octoberthis is some victim mentality shit
>>152648060sorry bro, we went to bed with dreams of sugar plums and larkin goals
>>152649545Merry Christmas chuddy :3
>>152649540he did similar shit last yearidk why anyone would be surprised
>>152649540I've been calling him washed since he stood up the Conn Smythe and I ain't gonna stop
stop me when im telling lies
>>152649540>>152649581As soon as Oilers gets an easy schedule aka playing mostly shit Pacific Division teams, they take off.
>>152649631Ask me no questions and I tell you no lies.
day 1 of no hockey, stay strong lads.
>>152647402No, it’s because the Edmonton mayor got in a pissing match with the oil companies about tower heights and taxes. That’s why they all set up shop in Calgary
>>152649648Being sober is difficult bro
talk to me rhonaopen up my eyeswalk with me rhonawe won't tell any lies (oooooooh no)
>>152649632Much like the aves in the early season
Im washed (just jumped in the shower)
i'm not (asking)
Canadian hockey looks like THAT?
She said"Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
>>152649716>she
>>152649704t. Stink Stinkerton
slopdown was cancelled
>>152649706This was based on Ovi and Crosby btw
Just took a firm Christmas Eve marner
What’s /hoc/‘s Christmas Eve tradition? For me it’s watching Its a wonderful life
>>152649825get drunk and plug the ol' explorer into the '95 5150 combo and go on instagram live and take requests from all my old friends and have a drunk shredfest playalong session
First Christmas without dad this year :(
So true
First Christmas where I didn’t ask this year
>>152649855sorry about that, bro
alright /hoc/ applications are opengoing to usa v germany on friday, sitting behind the right goal, gimme sign ideas
Here in Sweden, christmas is over in a few hours when the last xmas gift is opened.Xmas day and the 26th is literally nothing here even though these days are public holidays here.
>>152649882is that a kings hat
>>152649898bud1
>>152649898"FDR was worse"
>>152649898X-PAC RULES
If hockey has grown so much in the Sunbelt, why can't the WJC be held there. Why do the tournament have to rely on leafs crossing the border.
swedestinks OUT
>>152649882>>152649929Another one of the many difference between SJ and LA.
sodom and gomorrah were in the sunbelt
>>152650021true egypt also
>>152649996We like bullying leafs.
>>152649877Did they ever fix the playoff odds section? I stopped posting it because it was fucked up.
Is the goalie situation really that bad that teams are begging maf to come out of retirement?
>>152649855I’m sorry anon.
uh, gary?
>>152650039too many gary time/ shoot outs giving teams hope that an ancient goalie can redeem their season
>>152650060What
Who else can't wait for the winter classic game in Sunrise, Florida?
How has Noah Östlund been so far this season for Sabres?
>>152650034Not sure, stole that off twitter
it's budmas eve
>>152649996>leafs crossing the borderbad news for the current and near future
>>152649908They are just extra eating days
>>152646500Make Buffalo Great Againboth Sabres and Bills
run run bud1mitch's gotta make it to town
>>152650101Wow thanks Gary
>>152649855
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
I want my outdoor games to be so cold it borderline becomes an issue
>>1526501842true
>>152649855I am sure he is with u in spirit bro, and he is resting peacefully
Gary loves us. He wants us to go hang out with family instead of watching his gay sport.
>>152649855I’m sorry fren :(
>>152650222With the schedule as condensed as its been I wonder if this is the longest break players have had since the season started
and a budridge in a 1tree
Who will Jarmo trade first?
a pic i took at the game last night
>>152650269not a trade, a contract offer
>>152650222Checked
Canadians in /hoc/ are dirty lying faggots. Sikhs are not bros they are smelly dirty indians just like the rest of them
*ignores shitty trb bait/spam*
>>152650186When will Gary hold a game in Alaska?
>>152650326not happening again since the last time the rangers went up there and got pumped
>>152650303Jarmo passed on him in the draft, retard>>152650326Alaska is baby shit soft temperate. Nothing will come close to the heritage classic in Edmonton
>>152650326The only viable rink for a big game like that in Anchorage would be the Sullivan Arena and last I checked it was still being used to house homeless crackheads. My old neighbor on the hillside was a billionaire who built a regulation rugby field in his backyard to host international matches. Really a shame he wasn’t into hockey because an outdoor rink up there would’ve gone so fucking hard.
>>152649898The only answer is >rags disregard all those newfags with shit memes.
>>152650371>building a pitch with no where to sit
Canebros....wtf happened?
>>152650371man a billionaire neighbor sounds so cool, all i have are old people and rednecks that decide to work on their cars at 11 PM
>>152650379This is more common in Alaska than you’d think. You stand, sit on the ground, or bring your own chair.
>>152650395we dont use anti-white racial slurs here, be better
>>152650388>we didn't get swept
next thread should be Flames themed
>>152650399where do you even put a chair where you arent at risk of getting btfo by the squads
>>152650395>old people and rednecks that decide to work on their cars at 11 PMIn Alaska those are what the ultra wealthy are like. I mean think about it if you have an abundance of money you don’t willingly live in anchorage/the valley/fairbanks unless you’re a complete antisocial freak or mega autist.
>>152650415There’s a large outdoor area that overlooks it
>>152650388Kitties are just that elite
>>152650388Florida loves putting belt to ass on the redditcanes
>>152650425you mean the driveway?vehicles are parked there in the aerial shot
Is Swayman from the rich part of Alaska?
i just hope next thread has a christmas theme
>>152650442yes retard
>>152650432much like stephen put bud to ass on trb that fateful chilly easter evening
>>152650437It’s not a driveway but it is paved. Those big doors aren’t a garage that’s like an event space>>152650442Yes. South anchorage is like the Beverly Hills of Alaska.
>>152650468needs some bleachers
>>152650468For reference
>>152650504I hear people from Juno look down on Anchorage for being too temperate, is that true?
what's so super secret about it?
>>152650448Will do
>>152650527>too temperateJuneau is more temperate than Anchorage. They look down on Anchorage because they’re corrupt government officials in a landlocked hidey hole misappropriating everyone’s tax money.
>>152650539It allegedly shut down in the 80s. It was a big missile silo. In 2018 on the exact coordinates of the base there was a 7.0 earthquake (not on any fault line) that didn’t feel like a normal quake.
>>152650559Jen
Santa is over Russia now
>>152650567we should have a /hoc/ meet up and investigate
>>152649855I'm sorry. He's probably with you somewhere for the Holidays.
>>152650576Sorry but the /hoc/ meetup is taking place in Milan
>>152650569my stream says he's heading to ashgabat, turkmenistan
>>152650586the sleigh is loaded up with rugs and goats
>>152650569He better be careful
>>152650592and a lot of coal, hopefully
Getting it ready, king?
>>152650628>>152650628>>152650628New
>>152648543I will not listen to a japs opinion of hockey.
