Christmas Eve >>152646500
he's back
>>152650640Zoomer goalies suck so much
happy bud1347!
>>152650277>Coyotes
WJC Rosters have been released!!!!
My penguins ):
>>152650640Miller let his country down
My man is literally from the North Pole lmao
>>152650708Idk why someone would want to live there
>>152650712It’s a drug trafficking hub. So you know if that’s your thing. Oh also Pagoda Chinese is top tier
I am jealous of Finnie's hair. How the fuck does he manage to make it stay that way?
what would u do if gary wished you a merry christmas and then leaned in for a kiss?
>>152650737You're born with flow, or not.
let's just say im balding
Time to shut the fuck up. Karl-Bertil Jonsson has just began.
>2.5 billion gifts delivered >now headed for mogadishusanta is digging the fuck in tonight
>>152650761looks like you'll be getting your gifts soon, svenne>>152650764
best case scenario
>>152650740Men don't kiss each other. I'd punch him in the face, call him a faggot and tell him to stop being a pansy.
>>152650727Didn’t know that
>>152650764Don’t worry Santa has anti missile systems on his sleigh
>>152650781A job well done gives inner satisfaction and is the foundation on which society rests.
>>152650804if only trb had an anti bud missile system on his scooter
>>152650787Santa, this is what I want for Christmas. It would be so funny.
>>152650787The >laffs quest to turn themselves into the 1996 Panthers continues
>>152650816Jen
>>152650787They should see if Mike Babcock wants to give it another go
What's the team with the most performing rookies? Both goaltenders currently on the Habs are rookies (Dobes and Fowler), and Demidov and Kapanen lead respectively the most points and most goals amongst rookies. Engstrom is playing good minutes too.
>>152650764I turned woke when I realized poor kids don't get a lot of presents
If the leafs let babs hold bitch marner accountable they would have multiple cups fyi
it's time to d-d-d-d-d-dabres :)
>>152650857Nah
>>152650857True he needs to learn and grow and center fat angry Etobicoke voices
that new 50 cent movie looks good
>>152650640You can milk this cow for 20 years!
What got you into hockey?
>>152650787Sid "I quit my job at Sportsnet so I could go be a liberal mouthpiece on a morning show nobody watches and now I only talk about sports again because it turns out nobody gives a fuck about my hot political takes because they all know I'm a retardrd moron" Sixiero is a fucking fag. One of those people that is paid to say retarded shit.
>>152650905Born/raised in Buffalo Dad being a Sabres fanThe rest is history...
Hooo hoooo ho
>>152650837Brennan Othmann got punched in the head a bunch of times
>>152650905Probably the fact that football is gay baseball sucks and soccer is for my mom
>>152650905I hate niggers
>>152650905God I hate numales and nufemales
>>152650787The players cried over Babcock looking at their cellphones and asking who the worst player was. I can't imagine the aneurysm if Torts gets hired. I doubt he would do it anyway cause he hates living in Canada. He lived in Washington state when he coached the Canucks.Good "character", but the guy is kind of an asshole.
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>>152651063That's the look of a man who knows he's never winning the Cup unless he goes to a big market American team
>>152651063You will enjoy zoomer slop goy its growing the game
>>152651063>holiday break
>>152651147Christmas and Boxing Day
Why doesn't Gary give the players hannukah off
Torts is NOT going to that gay zoo.
>>152651184The team I like to watch is on this list.
>>152651184Slow and steady wins the race
>bought all those gifts>now I have to wrap themIt never ends
>>152651290Christmas is literally just a market scam
>>152651300*stuffs you into a locker like the bitch you are*
>>152651290>you are just starting now?>The store didn't have grandmas gift wrapping for some chairity?>You don't have a wife to do that?I'm bubblin for a marner right now
>>152651290Put them on a bag then you retard
Trying to grow a Stuart skinner stache 1 month in and I’m getting there!
>>152651305Do canadians even believe in Jesus? I know they don't believe in the Stanley Cup
>>152651336>I know they don't believe in the Stanley CupYou believe because you have seen. Cursed are those who have not seen and yet still believe.
>>152651336No we have ascended intellectually past the point of believing fairytales from a philosopher 2000 years ago from the desert.
>>152651352but enough about islam and judaism.
>>152651369Christianity is evil islam and Judaism is good. Big difference.
>>152651184my dabres :)
>>152651377good goy.
All abrahamic religions are the same
There have been no NHL players named Abraham
Merry christmas bros, >rags
Admin asked the stars who the worst gift giver is. Top 3 with explanations were Bourque-because he doesn’t have kidsRobertson-no reasons given Harley-very stingy with his money
God told Abraham to kill all the zoomers, and lo it was done.
>>152651431then why is no milly still alive? checkmate, godcuck.
>>152651441Sorry, I don't speak faggot.
>>152650727pagoda is shitask me how I know you're a dirty mexican ground crew at eielson
watching arnold drink with a reindeer
>>152651491based! but no one but me will believe you
>>152651491>91so close
>>152651500I saw it when i opened the catalogue, refreshed and it was gone
>>152651512le off the glass and out man
>>152651511we were blessed with a KWAB-mas miracle
>>152651525and yet it works
>>152651557Not on the PK apparently
Swiss Chalet delivery showed up, bag was leaking so my father made the guy take it back. Very worrisome.
>>152651484yes you do you said youre religious
>>152651592lol Pelech sucks
>>152651615No, sorry, faggot.
>>152651636we dont sign our posts here
>>152651628His team will be in the playoffs. Your team will be golfing.
>>152651648Actually we’re making playoffs thanks for Dobson btw.
>>152651643You don't win Stanley Cups in Canada either, whats new?
>>152651643Yeah but you're a faggot.
>swiss chalet finally arrives>dad says we arent eating it for another 3 hoursI fucking hate old people
bud won
>>152651666You should kick his ass
>>152651666fake ghoul comment, older people eat earlier if anything. Back to the 'cord!
>>152651652>we’re making playoffsNo
>>152651662>Yeah butso you agree youre a faggot kwab
>>152651687Stop grouping transgenders with groomers. My sister is trans.
>>152651652I see a very proud habs fan in this post
I come from the future. 2034, the Toronto Maple Leafs will finally win the Stanley Cup. The drought will ironically last 67 years as reference to their last title.
>>152650882what's it about
>>152651703Okay explain how
>>152651592he's been very good on the penalty kill though
>>152651697I agree that you're a faggot.
>>152651425Merry Christmas Åland
>>152651722but we agreed that you're a faggot
>>152651739Do you celebrate with your aspie gf fren?
>>152651746I agree that you're a faggot.
>trb talking to xim/xerself on vpn againmentally retarded
>>152651763that wasn't the agreement
>>152651775I agree that you're a faggot.
>>152651779we never agreed on that
>>152651784I agree that you're a faggot.
>>152651789the agreement was that you're a faggot
>>152651811I wish society celebrated teenage girls the way it does teenage boys
henlo...yes ...this is the /hocfgt/ department how may I transfer your call...?
>>152651815Thats it buddy you're getting the handcuffs
>>152651801I agree that you're a faggot.
>>152651843Can you transfer me to the krak department?
>>152651882where is download 24?
>>152651902up my krak
Can you transfer me to the butt krak department? lol
>>152651921good luck customer service here is terrible>just like my budlanders
siiiiilent nighthooooooly night
>>152651929holy fucking shit shut the fuck up
>>152651946be nice
>>152651877go be a faggot somewhere else
saw santa at the mall today and told him the skip the sunbelt tonight
>>152651957152651946 is jewish so he doesnt celebrate our holy holiday.
>>152651967Don't worry he isn't bringing you a Stanley Cup you have to earn one of those.
Spending my Christmas eve with Aaron Korolnek and Dave Feschuk on TSN Overdrive. Wish Hayes and the O Dog were there but I understand they have family's too.
>>152650628Gary Christmas to all!
>>152651987Santa is Canadian so he wouldn't have access to one anyway
>>152651988Just got home from my parents place. The neighbor has travelled away so their cat came over because it was lonely. We put out a blanket for it to sleep on so it joined us. :)
>>1526520083 peat
>>152652012Its happening
>>152651988I've turned into a podcast Chad so I knew it was going to be tough sledding this week and next
>>152652008nice kitty
>>152652008looks entitled
>>152652084Me too now that I think about it
>>152652084>>152652094We don't post self hatred here
>>152652005Wow I didn't know Gary could pull off such a good Santa !
>>152652005>My gift to you is no games. No games at allWHAT THE FUCK
>>152652008aww :3
>making the naughty list 2 sleeps before Christmas
>>152652138that gay looks like he'd suck your dick straight off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKu_kFs0f3o
not clicking that shit
>>152652167Retard
>>152652154Well he did play in the QMJHL
go MOOSE
wow
>>152652266Kings/Oilers in the second round would be kino
I love u hoc, thanks for another fun year, let's do our best next year, as well :)
>>152652266>randiacs
>>152652138he probably just wanted an excuse to leave earlier so he could spend more time at home for christmas
>>152652263Xhejak spends more time in the box than on the ice kwab.
>>152652318sick burn
What team would the amazing digital circus crew support
>>152652344Pomni would go for the Sabres with her saviour complexGangle loves to have her heart broken, so the LeafsiesZooble is a giant BITCH, so the broonsJax is an asshole, kittiesKinger is clinically insane, he would pick the Islanders.
>A towering defenseman with decent skating ability and an endless lust for violence.
>>152652266>battle of florida ECFGary make this happen
>>152652438I hope this big ol' tard makes it but I think we're seeing that you can (kind of) hide one of these on a fourth line in the modern NHL, but it's harder on defense
>>152652476If tards like Logan Stanley and Emil Lilleberg can play several seasons in the NHL, this dude should be able to.
>>152652493for me it's Alexander Karmanov
>>152652455I'm sorry, but this won't be possible, as the Red Wings will be winning the 2026 Stanley Cup.
beast mode
>>152652528He's big but 16 projected PIM doesn't tell me that he has the same endless lust for violence as Eliasson.
can you even imagine logging in to reddit dot com and then actually reading something, and not using dark mode, and then taking a screenshot of it and posting it to /hoc/?can you just imagine the size of this faggot?
>>152652602gay things come in all shapes and sizes
Merry Christmas /hoc/!
>>152652550>teddy bear toss incident>pumpkin patch incident When will it end
>>152652622bedazzling
>>152652622kino (very biased)
post >yfw no hoc til Saturday
>>152652699
>>152652699well the world juniors start on friday so it's not too bad
I am goddamn fucking tired of Christmas already
