boxing day test day 1
cricket nowgolf later
reckon Stokes would trade this toss win along with the first 2 tests for Adelaide still?
PAVEMENT
YFO
>Makes /cric/ seethe in your path
The Raja of da gabbaThe mental zutter of convict piechuckers
Lads you got any interesting and possibly niche facts? Need to impress this sheila later today
shockingly bad bake for such an important thread
CANADUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR
>>152661661was this lass noncebait? i can't tell
Are you dead set legends ready 13 hours of cricket?
21 minutes to go
saw bethel against India and he is completely shit , terrible technique can't even rotate strike , england lost the final test because of him only , oli was far better than him
reminder: take your boxing day shit before the start of play
Wgat should I have for lunch? >>152661719FUCK YEAH
>>152661707There are two ways to skin a moose. The right way and the wrong way yuckyuckyuck
>>152661743whats a seals favourite drink?canadian club AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152661735get the ham out of the fridge and get yourself some rolls mate
travis head father of indiafather of england
England have picked a number 3 that does not have a single first-class century.
>>152661772HAHAHAHAHA Nice one
basedfinally a non-mong who knows how to align the hatI respect you op
>I love my hoseKiwis have strange ads
Jake paul ruined boxing day
>full day of criccy then two bbl gamessettle in lads
>>152661834santa hats aren't erect dumbass
>>152661714Yes
>>152661856settle down
sup cunts
>>152661876Hello!
Smith, Neser and Richardson in for Inglis, Cummins and LyonBethell and Atkinson in for Pope and Archer
Bethell just shows Key-McCullum-Stokes England not only sniffs and gets high off its own farts, it bottles them for later.Absolute fucking retards.
based
>>152661726hope you werent here last night mate capsperg was going off
need marnus to capitalise on that domestic formbeen modest returns so far
*retires convict piechuckers*
>>152661953There's something so utterly soulless about the way in which Indians speak, as though all their opinions are informed by pop culture and things they've heard Westerners say.
>>152661876idgi
no idea who half of this bongoloid team even are
>>152661975worth his spot for his fielding alone
>>152662000you might not but she certainly could
>>152661953>ask indian fans or team india about the value of this trophythat's like an incel telling you to worship pussy
>>152662025kek
>>152661992please read>>152661953and>>152661798
someone post the bancroft pic. you know the one
Convicts still seething from Brohit smashing them in the SF i see
DIDGERIDOO
fuck off you abo cunt
>>152662015And the chatterEvery team needs a chatter
Oh god
>acknowledge our own Scott Boland
>>152662025GOT MEOTME
morning angle
reminder there are no animals in australia that could proved a single pelt that large. manufactured
didgeridoo is the most kino-sounding native peoples' instrument in the worldno cap
this bitch needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP
the big 3
I LOVE ABORIGINALS I LOVE ABORIGINALS
Who the fuck is this? Where's unc colin?
SOMEONE GET THESE PETROL SNIFFING BONG MUSIC MAKING RETARDS OUT OF HERE
>provide a safe spaceDo Australians really? That shit is mocked in the rest of the world.
>>152662091based mia fevola
cute woman anthem singer inbound
>God Save The King right after the abobabblelol
>>152662079Red roos are pretty largeNot watching atm so don't know how big the pelt he is wearing is
Motherfuck the big three, nigga, it’s just big meNigga, bum
>>152662089I'm thinking crisp
GOD SAVE YOUR KING
>>152662079Ahem.
boobs
>LET ME ABOS GO LOOSE, LOU>LET ME ABOS GO LOOSE>THEY'RE OF NO FURTHER USE, LOU>LET ME ABOS GO LOOSE
Those sad titties in the background of the singers has ruined the match desu.
Nobody saving this england team
>>152662127
POZSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE BECAUSE WE KEKED OUR ANTHEM
>>152662079Abos used to make coats out of possum hides apparently
>>152662079dunno, the abo can become quite large
>>152662100Yes, we do, but you're not welcome in our comfy safe space so fuck off
>>152662080basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozOoNk6TnMU
>nothing going on in the series>no ArcherWhat the fuck bros, i thought he only showed up when nothing was on
>>152662142 that one she was wearing was a single pelt from a bear or smth
Uhm brown bros, why are all the mascots white? I thought we were going to replace the whites?
PAVAROTTI SHITTING ALL OVER THE KEK ENGLISH ANTHEM SINGER.
>>152662079Kangaroos retard
One and free? When the FUCK did they change the national anthem?
>>152662137
>>152662137dios mio
Who won the toss and why isn’t it in the OP?
Decent drop, this. CARN AUSTRALIA
>>152662168like 4 years ago lmao
LETS FUCKING GO
>tries to find a picture of a convict shitter lifting this trophy on Bharat soil in b2b series404convictshitternotfound
>>152662100YFO
>australians are le convictsthey are more likely to be chinese, indian or some other asian immigrant these days
>>152662168One Nation appeasement. I’d say fuck Pauline but she’s gross now, maybe 25yrs ago
>>152662137dont ask me the colour of anything iykwim haha
Bloody cold today
Why the fuck are we batting first?
>>152662169Is that Sara Bell then pornstar?
>shitjeet desperately trying to be included as part of the (so called irrelevant) England v Australia serieskek it's like the little runt puppy snapping at it's human couple's heels
once england bat I can't wait for bethell to start swinging at fuck all and get bowled first ball
imagine if the entire fucking stadium just burned to cinders lmao
> pretending to be a street shitter because england can't win
>>152662200they won the toss
The cricket team is the only thing we have left at this point
Digits overs before England take a wicket
>Australian anthem singer sings it normal>Starts adding some mayo high low shit at the end. . . >"What a wanker">Ends up belting out the final sustained note straight out of Nessun dorma, getting the crowd involved>"What a legend"Managed to save it. Good bit of theatre that.
>>152662168scott morrison
Got family moving to reclaim convictstralia for our proto-Hindu Abo ancestors as i type
>>152662211see you on day 3 lol
God save our abo king
>>152662228228, fuark
>>152662222
From the future and Boland goes 10/10
>>152662179YFO cobber
>Head looking a bit shaky out thereUhhhh bros, are we in trouble?
>being a convict
reckon shitjeets a virgin heaps aggro all the time needs a good root
first run nearly a chop on let's go lads
>own a sitar>been to indiamore of a hindu /strongmind/ than shitjeet me
fucken hell travis
>>152662226True kek
Corr lez open da bowling wiv dis eng shitta
>>152662262His mum is good for a root if you’re Leicester, can find her in Highfields.
they don't ask how, only how many
>>1526621830-3
>>152662226not true i've got milo right now
>Ackinson has an average of 79 this series Lmao
>>152662288bloody hell when did he make a double century
>>152662233Abos have a word for this thing where everyone changes their religion, sort of a prophecy. People say it happened by Abos becoming Christian but that’s not it. It has to be all the people changing at the same time
>>152662262can't get ithis parents tried to find him a wife but he's incompatible with everyone because he's too autistic. has to dump all his rage here as a side effect of this truth
Opinions on India U-19 getting btfo'd by Pakistan?
>>152662257>Should've been a catch in slips>Would've been a catch if their keeper was good enough to keep upNah, the English fielders are too shit to roll Australia out cheaply. If England were the batting them they'd be 2/0 already. A lot of collapse potential in this pitch.
>>152662307no they don't
>cArse bowls down the leg side well away from the stumps with a no ballLmao
>>152662311Don't give a fuck m8.
you can just make up aboriginal history
Final three digits is the opening partnership
>arse no ball seen this episode before
>>152662289imagine the smell
Wait.. his name is BRYDON ??
>>152662240fuck boomers
>people pay thousands per year to be a MCG member>they dont get a reserved seat but general admission
>>152662288that cant be right
>arse
>arsefuckin hell
>Atkinson was bowling good line and length>cArse comes on and bowls horrible line
Carse is unironically shit, just leaks runs
>>152662295The great Cheteswar Pujara is 5-1 series winner over convict shitters, champ
might tell my opening bowlers to bowl pies well past leg that should work
trav looks hungover kek
Carse He bowls like arse A selection farce His runs are sparse Brydon a carse
Truly no wonder cArse has nore wickets than AtkinsonShit truly does get wickets
>Tuffers on Ben Duckett fielding at short leg: "Well, when you have been a naughty boy you have got to do the job."kek
carse has the most wickets for england this tour easily lel
Just farting in bed
>>152662398>has short legs >fields at short leg who writes this shit
>>152662400Yeah m8, like the old adage goesShit gets wickets
farting isn't a personality trait
>>152662349Well yeah. Show up often enough and you'll have "your" seat with with the other local fossils enforcing it.
>>152662307Every poor soul misled into cucktianity was tricked they're just too embarrassed to admit it
>>152662398Fuck Tuffnell
uh oh naughty word
Yep, trying to get one strangled down leg side is exactly how you open the bowling on a green wicket. Fantastic job Brydon
>>152662419Who ever said it was
Stump mic does not enhance the viewing experience.
>>152662427does tuffnell have a disorder?why does he look so weird?why does he sound so weird?
>>152662423I don’t agree with this. It’s something only a Jew could think
>>152662451terrible take
>>152662427Tuck Fuffnell
>>152662453eng shitter diet + drink + fags everyday. Hos liver is still in better shape than twiglet legs
>>152662456Brahmins are Indian Jews but worse
>>152662427i like himhe sounds like a guy ritchie character
>>152662453he's english
>>152662451t. virat poohli
>>152662458>OH!>YES GARY!Yea, riveting stuff
>just waste the new ball by bowling pies at short length Honestly they must be doing this deliberately. How many times must they bowl like this before they realise it doesn’t work?
Good to see eng sjitters making the most of the conditions by bowling down leg
Ashes secured now now time for the white wash.
>>152662507would not have heard smith champing archer if not for the stump mic
>>152662507terrible take stop posting until lunch
>>152662511england suck keep crying
>>152662453It’s deliberate gimmick of being a “lad” same shit he’s being doing for 30+ years to make people forget he played shit and is a shit commentator and columnist.
Might open a bottle of wine.
Currently living off ham.
>>152662535>tf more like a bottle of whine
>fatty macpakkie triggeredLove it
Isa Guha fucks cricket players
>>152662535>t. zacky the jeet alchy
Head: 1Weather: 40-10How does that work?
>>152662552gottem
>>152662557extras
>>152662557Fuck off and learn the rules of the game first cunt
>>152662557carse and atkinson are also batting for australia
The class system and it's divisive consequences have been a disaster for the eng shitter race
>>152662557Extras m8ByesLeg-byesNo ballsWidesBoth byes are just balls that didn't hit the bat but went for runs but were not no balls or wides
Ben Stokes is a nonce.
>>152662557Australian home advantage for having an acknowledgement of country gives us a few runs
>>152662572Fuck off and learn to bowl you retards, it isn't exactly normal to have 5 extras in the opening 3 overs
>>152662557>this fossil hasn't heard of common core mathematicspoint and laugh lads
based canadian (You) farmer
>>152662586
>>152662579the lord's members are indistinguishable from chav tards
Please watch our sport.
No way england survives more than a session in these conditions.
Still seething about my filters m8? Obsessed freak
>>152662608post your mum eating her own pubes and we'll compare its entertainment value
>>152662608TNO
>>152662608I can eat them for her if you like
SNICKOMETER
>darren lehmann on abc grandstand laughing about England appearing to be bowling for legside dismissals>they are also saying to bowl at the stumps
Think I might just bowl down leg forever, no one will catch on
>>152662608England's continued humiliation is never pointless m8
Jimmy got forced into retirement so Atkinson and Carse could open the bowling on boxing day
>>152662595It is normal when England are bowling m8
>>152662643
how long until bethell bends over and pulls his pants down and gets entered by an Australian player?
>>152662651fair, England getting BTFO is somewhat entertaining
Isabros why is she talking about bethell's trousers?
>>152662689shes hungover and therefore horny
>>152662702why is she ALWAYS hungover??
Weatherald makes funny faces when he's on strike lol
tr4vis he4d
When they bowl shit, did they do it on purpose?
Turns out when I bowl to the off side I bowl ordinary shite lads, might just go back to leg and concede the byes
Good morning crig
>>152662663lmao
Chrissy dinna
more of a cockatoo smuggle, me
>>152662744cringe
>Head has his eye in and not hungover anymoreIts over for England now
>>152662643>England got all serious after the media backlash about them losing the ashes>Sat down and watched film about how to bowl in the Ashes>Picked out one of the most devastating bowlers from the recent Ashes matches>Told their bowlers to bowl just like this> . . .>The video>Didn't account that all the Australian batters are left handers
Yes cArse mate. Keep bowling there son. Fucking hell.
>>152662748>morning
>>152662727I like him hope he gets runs this test
>>152662751>drinking gravy
>test cricket*appears*>zachary cornelius bowen*disappears*
>>152662751Grim takings that
If you want to tease me, you best be ready to please me
>>152662744>have a genltemen's breather>homos in the camera crew store the footage for later
>>152662770It’s cold there mate, if you don’t get the extra calories you can literally just die
>>152662786
>>152662786sounds rapey
>c4rse
If eng shitter society wasn't so class divided they might have been less embarrassing at cricket
>15 off the over >in a test match >with the new ball
>>152662744wouldn't mind smuggling my budgie in there iykwim haha
more like a genitalman’s breather iykwim
How come the convicts get all the good players?
Why don't they just put all the fielders in cover, mid off, deep cover etc, and exclusively bowl right there?
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
cArse already going at 6.3 an over ffs.
not like this travbros...
>Travis Dead
Head kind enough to show England how to bowl at the stumps.
>>152662689It really is all a bit silly, I've known men with yellow fever on holiday in South Korea and Japan contain themselves better than her.
Oh shit i gotta take a quick kip lads.
Man Head sucks at the MCG
Australia have lost their hHead
>>152662816Australians just get cricket on a deeper level
>mumza brings me home a coffee >go to get it >miss the wicket FUCKING
>>152662812ball is harder when it's new, casualfriend. can go to the boundary easier
Legitmately don't think england have bowled a threatening ball all series,aus batsman have just eaten shit off absolute pump
guess you could say TRAV is HEADing back to the PAV haha
Grim, just had to wait until Carse was back on for runs
Marnus kino time.
>>152662808t. poorfag
He was merely pretending to be shit at bowling
>>152662288Father of convict shitter Head lmaooo
>>152662840oh yeah where do you enjoy man head the most?
Was about to make a post calling him "Wideon Carse" but then the wicket fucked it up
Surely this time Marnus will get runs
marnus is a fun word to say
Moving Head to open was retarded. "Yeah, let's move our most in-form batsman up to open" Good job we're so shit it won't matter.
so is LabuSHANEstill completely wrong and dumbed down for a dumb nation though
barmy army very quiet today!
>>152662797lel
>>152662876The timing of the post that isCan still make of the cunt
>>152662873At your mum's house
does wideon rhyme with pidgeon?
remember when that pozzie genuinely thought ball and kabul rhymedKEK
we out here kaboolin'
Really should have Head back at 5He will score runs when needed
>>152662893Only in England is 35 a good average for an opener
Why isn't the fucking paki opening? He's in form.
No but I remember the bong who kneels to the French pronunciation of words.
>Batting allrounder can't bat for shit>Reclass him as a bowling allrounderIntelligent stuff this
that bump-ball would've been met with screams and cheering from a clueless jeet crowd
>>152662926It can
this dead rubber is the sort of game where shitters like marnus, green and khawaja will ton up
>>152662959yep exactly, bowlers are more relaxed as well and don't take him seriously and he just hits em for six bowlers hackles are up when he's opening and thats the result
Smith just dropped the ashes
>>152662964Fuck off lying cunt fucking kill yourself.You couldn’t open a fucking can of beans
>>152662893M8, Head scores when he needs toHe clutches up so often when needed i really would not care where he batted on the order
I wonder if Isa starts screaming and howling when my tip grazes the inside of her thigh
>marnus>shitterbased brainletcorrect about the other two tho
if we get them out for 300 or less we winif we don't we losesimple as. cap and save and repost this elite and muscular post later
What makes county so shite?
>wake up >realize I'm not English or pajeet
>>152662893>most in-form batsmanbased zachy educating us on his indifference to cricket once morehead hadn't scored a century for ages and was came off a very ordinary year of cricket average wise
>posting about a player who retired years ago Fat paki retard fuck off
>>152663050Because Head Heroics were not needed
>>152663037full of poms
>>152663045Did you go the WTC? I saw a bunch of street interviews of Saffa fans from it and almost all of them lived in England or the Netherlands
Greatest empireGreatest religionsGreatest scientific and mathematical advancementsPillar of modern civilisationMost kino cricket teamBharat Mata Ki JAI
we've got a drunk lad in here. watch out
*be's watching cricket for 14 hours today*
What age should the voting age be?
>>152663075I don't watch test it's insanely boring
>India is the best country saar but I will never ever live there
Kys shitjeet
>>152663091BASED
>>152663082Yes, Pakistan are kino
>>15266310315 for boys12 for girls
How about you look at when the tests were played and how long his County career lasted and then go learn some cricket history and the time he was playing and learn about the players career. Fucking retard mutt.
>>152663108shan't be watching a brownathon
Peewees vs Windies was a higher standard of cricket than this
>>152663082
>>152663103Should be based on IQ, over 18 years and over 105 IQ
>>152663131
Merry Christmas /cric/
>>152663082>greatest EmpireThat was the Holy Roman Empire or the Ottoman Empire>greatest religionsAll religions are shite but Egypt had a great one>Greatest scientific and mathematical advancementsThat would europe and the arabs throughout millenia>pillar of modern civilisationThe romans/greeks owes us that one>most kino cricket teamAustralia or South Africa have that checked m8
>>152663131looking good matt
>>152663152what's merry about it
>>15266310318 to 60
>>152663144do you know why he never goes to india if it's so good? it's possible I missed it but the 3 times I've seen it asked he's avoided the question
https://youtu.be/9FX34TjJe-c?si=o94NFSxwjL_WgTv3I love Christmas
>>152663144Aka Navi Bharat (soon to incorporate convictstralia)
uhhh lads??
>>152663190lol jeet
GONE GOTTEM
>>152663168the fact I don't have kids
YES GONE FOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION (WAITING 45 seconds)
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFAUSTRALIA IS LOSING THE ASHES AS WE POST
>>152663146105 is a midwit IQ
PNG is the northernmost cunt located entirely in the Southern Hemisphere. What is the northernmost cunt located partially in the Southern Hemisphere?
>>152663154Romans and gayreek subhoomans were civilised by Bharat. Don't look at where Pythagoras travelled to learn mathematicsConvicts are boring. India is pure unfiltered kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SVPH9pSJUY
>Smith and Marn at the crease Haha, time for autism kino
Slopes just called, lads
>2-31
work called and told me to shitpost on /cric/ because we're HEEMING THESE CONVICT SHITS lmao
That was pretty dumb
Lmaooo bowling down leg actually worked CONVICTS ARE ABSOLUTE SHITTERS AHAHAJAJA
>>15266310321. Same with jury selection.
>>152663231but enough about your posts
I feel dis nigga got to 10 000 runs ages ago
Great strategy to prevent England from quitting cricket for good
>>152663216colombia?
i'm rubber your glue
>england are elite without archer hmmmm
>>152663215Perhaps if you had an iq above 105 you’d realise that 100 is meant to be an average and that in my proposal 105 was the minimum iq score.
Google "Who has the most runs?"Answer is an Indian lmao
You blokes enjoying the NRMA Insurance 4th Ashes Test so far?
Could use some cow piss right now
>>152663256indians always have the runs
>>152663237remember how he wanted to get it at home but bottled it and took like 3 tests to get the last few runs?
Should make a rule that getting strangled down leg isn't out, just not cricket
>>152663131looks like a character in american history x
>Weatheraldand why was that useless POS kept in the team?
>>152663263need some chemist warehouse boundaries and harvey norman replays but its going ok so far
>>152663266i don't pay attention to cricket 8 months of the year
>labuschagne and smithoh god NO
>>152663249Something going so the other bowlers pull up their bootstraps
Best Christmas song: Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas TimeWorst Christmas song: Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
>>152663266he got it in the very next test after the sydney dismissal on 9,999. next text was just in sir lanka
>>152663281uhhh based
The ads on tv are dumb
>>152663284>labuschagne
shitjeet was mindbroken by one of them the other day and had a full spergout so I'm thinking YFI desu
>>152663249well the collective iq of the team is about 5-10 points higher now
Reminder a Hindu is and always will be the leading wicket taker and run scorer in test cricket history
is tongue elite?
>>152663313Mine is
>>152663313yeah mate dfk is based
who tf is jake wealther hold
>>152663274We're already coping for one opener being shit, we haven't got a solution at hand for the other one being shit too
>>152663308Chucker and a cheat
>>152663313ur mum thinks so
>>152663313Tongue cArse is an elite move
>>152663293maybe it was 3 inningspretty sure he didn't get it the next bat either
Reminder the best spinner in either team is unironically Travis Head
merry boxing day lads, still not sure what this day means
>>152663332>Chucker and a cheat
>>152663358meet me in the kfc car park and ill show you mate
More of a eating large amounts of shortbread country.
webm of that shot from smoth webmbro? lmao
Not interested in sticking my Archer in cArse would prefer a Broad
a sad day for race relations and for sport in general
>>152663358instead of the month of black friday shops only have sales for this one day only also there is a big cricket test on
What the hell was that smoth?
tism ball
>worcs cricketsman>good at international cricketliterally never happened
fucking hell smoth
Is there a lower iq duo?
Which team will be brave enough to go with a pure spin bowling attack?
IQ is pseudoscientific rubbish and arguing about it is like arguing about which chapter of Space Marines is best (Space Wolves)
>TongueBumrah from Temu
>>152663410any two englishmen or indians
fuark
YES GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF ON THE BUS LOOSECHANGE>>152663419>t. low iq score
Labubu
GONE FUCK OFFGONNA GONEBACK TO YOUR LAB OF SHAMEGONE I SAY
oh no no no no no no no no no no
Does anyone remember a series of books where they morph into animals?
its the middle order saves the day again
>>152663419its ok to score 100 mate, thats still average
Another short Boxing Day Test coming up?
>KING Kohli and the convict orphan complex:Convicts know they are beneath the a*glo shitters who packed them off like sardines to be imprisoned on the other irrelevant side of the world that's why they love to stick it to those pommies bastards every other year. But they expect submission in defeat from those quiet little Indians. Then KING Kohli came and gave it back to the convicts so hard they lost 2 home series in a row to the New Indians. How can that happen? How can they sledge us back and win? The convict orphan complex has been in overdrive ever since. They see now that convictstralia is rich but not free, while India is not yet rich, it is FREE.
>Bring in a good bowler>Take wicketsMany such cases
Time for Cameron Green to step up for the grittiest 23 of his life
Off to work
semen slurping 2 dayer looms
>>152663469i think it was called, morphimals
>>152663485>remove the african american >win the ashes why didn't they do it the first 3 tests?!!??
Might actually start doing the work I was supposed to do earlier this week.
>play Tongue and Atkinson together>results excellent
>>152663419you are debunked by its statistical predictive power
w-we're making it 3-1 aren't we? who the fuck do they even have left to get runs?
>>152663469Animorphs?
>>152663480
>>152663518i.e. Dark Angels being the best chapter (in 3rd/4th ed).
>>152663469wasn't it a French children's book?
>>152663313Well, he is a Worcestershire man.
My dad was low iq, but he was a millionaire by 28 (later on lost it on the pokies)
>>152663480> white brits believe this
Smoith 150Green 100
how do you do the "work called" thing if you go to the ground?
>>152663509but he was England's man of the series so far ;)
STAMP IT OUT
>34-3>needs a stinking terrorist p*ki to save themAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>While India is not yet rich, it is FREE
Smith should just declare nowWould really rattle England
>>152663518>be illiterate bush bitch in bumfuck Africa because of no money or facilities >SEE YOU SCORE LOW ON IQ TESTS BECAUSE YOU ARE BLACK
>>152663567he was indian
TURN THE SNICKO MACHINES BACK ON
>>152663565I posted the thumbnail by accident, no one laugh at me ok?
>doesn’t bowl short a yard off off-stump >wins Who would have thought not being retarded and shit would work?
*spoons racism straight to the man at mid on*
>>152663596i don't like cricket
>>152663587You are an umemployed virgin incel. You are perfect material to be the next p*ki spree shooter. Call ISI asap
>>152663562How do you do it when you are already at work?Might just havr a pyhscotic episode and hopefully be shot by police
>>152663625I LOVE IT
we all knew NED was brown but he didn't have to expose himself so quickly
cousin's bf went to uni with a gril who now plays in the Vic first XI in wbbl and their sheffield shieldShe makes $20k/season, and it takes so much out of your life. Can't have a normal Summer
already got the dead rubber cope prepared if >we losehard to get yourself motivated for a meaningless match innit
WHERE IS MATTHEW POTTS?
And here's Mick Molloy looking shabby and sitting by himself not bothering anyone
Beautiful shot
i did an iq test the other day when i was hungover and only did about half of the questions and still got 110
Think this review is a mistake
I sit Day-boo or Day-byou?
WESTPAC DRS
>>152663656>racist is wrong and retarded shocker
>>152663774dayb/ute
>>152663758confirmed 200iq if you answered everything and weren’t still pissed
good old snicko
they'll have a review thanks
>>152663587kek just looked it up and this is trueI see why it got him to spergout (yet again)
>>152663780>I’m not brown >literally posts brown hands
>DRS for a caught behind off a t-shirtPATHETIC.
>>152663780>literally has a pasPOOrt indian confirmed
CAN I BE FOR HAVING THE SNICKO PLEASE
POOview
>>152663774It’s French so it should be de-bue (like blue without the L)
big dicko
rate carse
>>152663801he's south american or something - said it before
KUMAR KUMAR YOU MUST NOT REDEEM WICKET KUMARYOU MUST BE DOING THE HAND SIGNAL FOR THE NON DISMISSAL KUMAR
>>152663783nahi did an official one in year 12 for uni acceptance or something and got 136 but i think that was an easier test for under 20s? not sure but def not 200 lmao
Has the tickle down leg side shot ever worked, or does it always end in either a near miss or nicking off?
>>152663774deb butt
>>152663826Well I'm not, my dad is. I'm Dutch born and raised. Not only does nobody in my family watch cricket, they don't care about any sports.
>i'm not but my dad is
KUMAR YOU ARE CURRENTLY ON THE SCREEN WHICH IS BIG KUMARYOU MUST BE FOR MAKING THE SIGNAL
>>152663780>lego >monitor right on the corner of the desk >poort >simpsons tier yellow skin >some sort of ointment >nail clippers on computer desk >used q-tip
Christmas done. No toil for over a week. Crig on the telly. Loving it, lads
why doesn't smith just stand up to the stumps?
we hebben een serieus probleem
>all those empty seatsKek peewees vs windies was better attended
On Christmas eve I was in public and there was a large group of African "youths" behind me but every time they saw an Indian they started saying very loudly "WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? DO NOT REDEEM" and it did make me chuckle. Thankfully I didnt get knifed.
someone make a new and link it here and let's all use that to undermine countysperg's 30 posts early one that he's baked like a complete autist. will be good banter
>>152663908because he's batting mate
>>152663861>>152663861>>152663861
>>152663817i thought smith's ever widening torso was him getting fat but turns outs it is pooview bait
>>152663934Fix the hat retard
>>152663562>pull out your phone put it up to your ear "hello">"ok boss I'll be right in" >leave
Just a reminder India could literally send a million people to every single cunt on planet Earth and still have a billion of them at home
>>152663832I took one of those, STAT (standardised tertiary admission test), but it wasn’t explicitly for IQ not that I remember. Was awhile ago. They should tell kids at school about those because it’s another way into uni especially for kind of smart kids who wasted their senior years at school or had some other stuff going on
>>152663983What does this have to do with anything?
>>152664003bit like biblical locusts innit
