Boxing Day Test @ The MCG AUSTRALIA 41/3.
YFO
anyone seen any good deals?
>>152663944Yh, you suck my cock and pay me $50
forgot to give mumza her bikini for xmas
>>152663944literally nothing i want to buy is getting a boxing day sale absolutely fuming me
Oasis
>convicts have scored 3 runs for the loss of 43 wickets
>>152663965haha
Got the stock simmering
>>152663965Good day to be a bowler
>>152663964biblical post
>Langer on commsi mute
*summons turkbro*
>>152663986Hayden, too
cry cricket faggot
oh boy, really looking forward to downloaded Alyssa Healy's newest 'cast episode
>>152663999It’s late for him
khawaja but to the sakata theme
>>152664022Really?
Alright going to call it a night in a minute. Merry Xmas /cric/ (except to the currywog posters)
how come the batsperson gets a sight screen, but not the other players?
>>152664039Stay up you big girls blouse
COMEBACK
>smith tugs it around the corner pause
Green is really going to make a huge impact as the 5th seam option
*puts the box of malteasers down*
arse out, tongue in
if england had a third decent bowler instead of carse australia would be worried
>wake up>aus 3/43sheeeitwell it won't matter anyway because any of smudge carey etc can get a ton and make it reasonable it would be very funny if england ended up winning this test though
Why does Stokes always have spit all over his face?
*gets out the scorched almonds*
carse bowls piesis stokes waiting for the light to get worse or for the tailenders before he gives himself a bowl
>>152664075I was thinking about this earlier today and I think the solution is an all-rounder who bowls spin
If you're a professional cricketer and they offered you $10k to appear in an ad being a dickhead, would you accept?
Carse or the non-Bumrah/Siraj (when he feels like it) jeets, which are the worse frontline bowlers?
muh weight transfer
>>152664111..yh
bought a lemon syrup to try on pancakes
>>152664111>10k for less than a days work yeah, could be fun too
>>152664111no, I ask for more and if I don’t get it then do it anyway.
*dies*
eng shitters ball tampering already must have learnt it from the convicts
>>152664039This was the ball that killed Phil Hughes
I've got a feeling called the blues
>>152664111nah, i'd just be a shitter and get a 4 million ipl contract instead
>>152664118My grandma used to put lemon juice and sprinkle brown sugar on her pancakes
>>152664156based Green
according to commentatorsLeft handers good off the padsLeft handers good cut shotLeft handers good cover drivesis there anything left handers cannot do?
He reminds them
>family friend's daughter has english bf in australia for first time>he's meeting all these extended family, friends >literally every one is asking him about the cricket and how shit englel arekek
Might shit in the streets
>>152664157is that an irish thing? my nan used to do that too and she was irish
>>152664169write without smudging
>>152664169Not be evil
>>152664169right hand path
>>152664173Does he follow the cricket? Most of them don’t, usually a good sign if they do
according to my calculations Australia will be 170 all out
>>152664176Lemon juice and sugar is just the normal m8, everything else is degenerate yank shit.
>>152664169>is there anything left handers cannot do?they cant do anything right ha ha
>>152664172
>>152664190he does yeah, people would've been asking him anyway i imagineseems like a decent bloke
>>152664169The universe is left handed. B-meson decay is symmetry breaking
>>152664176It could be. You got that lemon and sugar profile in the syrup I reckon it’ll be nice
>>152664200
langer's such a weird cunt
Might shart in the marts
is anyone elses kayo audio repeating like old cassettes used to or is it just my computer
WHO HERE JUST?
what did you lads get for christmas?just made a fucking elite brekky smoothie with the new nutri-bullet
>>152664173she'd literally fuck a dude from around the world than give you a try
>>152664198>butter and jam>butter and honey>butter and yeast extractYou need to up your pancake game
Sex with Isa Guha, Alyssa Healy, Alison Mitchell, Alex Hartley, Izzy Westbury
>>152664245>>butter and yeast extract
She reminds them
I know you will shitjeet
>>152664219he's one of those guys you can tell is psycho just by looking at himthose and the set jaw, he speaks slowly/softly but looks like he could explode at any second
>>152664240Got the Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal album on vinyl and a new TOG24 hoodie
Which cricket grounds have YOU been to, /cric/?SCG, MCG and Adelaide oval here
>>152664268I've been to my local pitch
why does warner keep dressing like hes a mafia don
>>152664248
>>152664241she lives in england now and is older than me and i'm not interested in her i might've been when i was like 10 but that's it >>152664248so true
righto lads they're officially in trouble now
>>152664233merry xmas
>Tags: VORE
GUZUMPED THAT FUCKER FICK OFF GONE GOTTEM
ITS OVER
>>152664268mcg (for afl) gabba (for afl) scg (for afl) docklands (for afl) optus (for afl) i dont follow afl
work? calling? on boxing day???
>>152664245love a bit of jam and whipped cream on pancakes but just don't have cream in stock regularly enough for when i feel like pancakes, and plus it's getting pretty expensive noweasy to always have maple syrup in the cupboard
see ya smudge
Dad still hates Smith says hes a cheat and shouldn't be anywhere near the Australian team
Green's heroic 23 starts NOW
Woooooo see yaa
>>152664268MCGAlso Telstra Dome but not for Cricket
>>152664311based my long lost brother
need a solid 300 from carey here
>Carey instead of GreenWhy was Inglis dropped again?
>it is another lower order saves the day for Australia yet againSeek of these repeats
Yah, this is your boss, Aaron. Sorry lads, you're gonna have to come in today.
One more wicket soon and Aus make less than 100 I reckon
Are his eyes gone? How the fuck is steve smith getting bowled by a straight half volley
neser will score more than green in this test
Why can England suddenly play now it doesn't matter?
>>152664268>>152664320Also Waverley
>>152664169Stay at the crease for longer than a session
Not even slightly worried. Usman and Carey are our two in form batsdudes we’ll be fine
>Tongue 3ferOnce again proving that eng shitters are only decent when they select a Midul /strongmind/
Australia bats deep cassies. 350 for the innings
GAMON MUSLIMMAN SCORE SAM FAKIN RUNS
>>152664329inglis was shit matecan make an argument for webster in over green though
crazy that I'm getting less buffering on some dodgy site than on the official ch 7 one
>Tongue has gotten Smith out 5 times this series
need some tongue from alison mitchell
>>1526643597 is carse
>>152664348Which position do you play again m8?
>>152664345Dead rubber champs
Can someone PLEASE sell me their day 1 or 2 ticket to the Sydney test?
>>152664375him and i are the opening shitposters
>>152664345english conditions
>>152664384Have a day 4 ticket for sale.
Bowl well when nothings on the line, champion
>>152664375lower order rh, part time offies, specialist slipper
*crashes*
OH CAREY GET OUT YOUR CANEAND SCORE SAM FACKING RUNS
>Holidays, everyone has at least 3 days free>Pitch is a greentop on track for a 2 day test
cry more faggots
>>152664424Literally could not script this**please note this is easily scripted
did the singing portion of the barmy army go home or something or are they just not drunk enough yet
anyone have a stream?please
>england gonna win a couple of dead rubbers and claim it was actually quite a successful serieskek lol kek
>>152664449yes mate*pisses all over you*
>fatty macpakkie never denied being a morbidly obese martsharterHowling
biggeee biggest in the worldddd
Surely Stokes bowls some overs now himself>>152664449Yeah m8. Right here. Open up*unzips pants & starts pissing*
>>152664450they aren't gonna win this
>Tongue into his 7th over for the spell kek imagine Stokes bowling his best bowler into the ground
boonie army boonie army boonie army
biggest in europe biggest in north america bbiggest in the first world
>>152664450Was expecting the last two test would be dull draws to give a fittingly unsatisfactory ending to these shitshow C-tier series but convicts are actually dogshit
*incomprehensible cope*
Last two digits is Starcs score in the first innings
>suns out*peewee shitter stokes disappers*
>>152664505Uh ausbros?
first world
we are the arsey the carsey arsey and we are bent down and we are crammed
>visiting the rellies and having to listen to the fox sport ""commentary"" featuring david warner's absolute dribbleGrim
Australia got Tongued hard
WE ARE THE ARMY >HONKTHE BARMY ARMY >HONKWE ARE BENDERS >HONK AND WE ARE FAGS >HONKWE ARE THE GAYEST >HONKCRICKET SUPPORTERS >HONK STEAMWORKS HAS EVER HAD>HONK
>>152664363
>England win Day 1>Get dismantled on the 1st session Day 2We've seen this before
>>152664449isn't it on the anti-siphoning list?
>Joins the Barmy Army, a protestant organisation>Dresses as the pope
>>152664256Vegemite pancakes are elite
>>152664523he does NOT have the voice for comms either
>>152664449ntvstream cx
if healy and warner get on comms together I'm gonna fucking rope
more like vagemite
can't fathom not having a tv
>>152664591based boomer
Personally a fan of adding some apple slices and or blueberries to the pancake as it is cookingThen a touch of brown sugar or lemon juice
for me it's lamb pancakes
>>152664587*vaginamite
Gonna impregnate my wife tonight, any tips?
jimmy and her sooooon jimmy and her soooooon
>>152664606Make sure the bull has not STIs
>>152664606Ask him for a taste first to make sure he's healthy
>>152664555This. I doubt England have magically become disciplined test batspersons, they'll struggle badly on this surface against Boland
>>152664311He’s right and everyone thinks this except the autistic cricket-obsessed dweebs in the Australian selection committee.They don’t realise that there is a social aspect to cricket at play which determines the best configuration, and Steve smith is a cheat as well as a weird little freak that Australians are embarrassed to be associated with (notwithstanding that he’s a great player).They need to shaft smith desperately.
gun to your head you have to listen to commentary from either alyssa healey or david warner rest of your life who do you choose
>>152664591a tv is just a big pc and streaming app monitor m8nobody under 30 has an aerial
>>152664635pull the trigger tbqhwyf
>>152664621good morning
>>152664634
i'm terrified of getting a girl pregnant but a friend of mine has been 'trying' for kids for about a year with no results it seems like pregnancy is way harder to have happen than i thoughtstill scared of it though
>>152664669bang menopausal women
>>152664635depends on the calibre, I’ve got dense bone structure reckon I could survive
When was the last time an aussie batsman has scored 200+?
Listening to this chick instead of the cricket. You don't hear dem chords of inquiry too often in zoomers. Inspired me to dust off me weird tunings geetar innit
>>152664698probably usman
>>152664635David WarnerHe has the rare occasional genuis tactical insight or knowledge A. Healy is just a dumb barren womb woman who sucks the life out of Starc. Didn't even take his name when they married
>>152664669If you’re married you shouldn’t even be worried about it and if you’re not married it’s not your child so you shouldn’t be worried about it
>>152664698Khawaja in Sri Lanka earlier this year
>>152664698warner v south africa at the mcg? i remember uzzy was close but they declared before he could get there
>>152664669Don't worry m8, you have to have sex to get a girl pregnant
if australia can bat till the third sessionenglands pea heart bowling attack will be COOKED
>>152664687yeah true maybe i should start milf huntingno idea where to start with that though
>>152664720That uzzy one was at the scg of which rain forced their hand to delcare
https://youtu.be/E1BOKiGFNA0?si=OFO-4WceJvLM5LbB
>>152664704who dis? will check her out at lunmch
>>152664728One of those big name hotels in the city, just go to the bar and they will hunt you
england putting australia in and getting jew reward
haha top bantz!
>>152664768sing well when there's nothing going on champions
Remembering Davey Warner elite 300 knock on the Pakistani Road's against 16 year old bowlers
Predict tomorrow's headline>TONGUE-PUNCHED ON BOXING DAY
>>152664739See if you can find her. 3 letter surname (actually commonly found in Eastern Bharat) and she's got elite taste in six string strummers
You Poms just wait till Cam Green gets out there. Then you'll be sookin.
did smith?
>Stokes bowling Tongue for an 8 over spellHahaha this reminds meof the old Archer times back with Root as captain
>>152664796exactly. bongs will be absolutely cooked by those extra 7 runs
>>152664787adam gilcrist is a big name in the uk
shawty get shawty get inspired how bout dat how bout dat dis time shawty get
>>152664798No, but Steven.
>>152664796>Gets outKey part there
>>152664823barely fits on the island at a 20 font
Unironically worried Cam Green will somehow pull out an 80+ innings that will secure his spot for another couple years
bowled shane
>>152664887Green will get 100+ and a 5fer
>>152664887it is not comforting when you still have a low total and the next/last "batsmen" in the shed is greenbut seeing him at 4 isn't much better
>>152664938Please no
>>152664887Literally what Unztman is doing right now. We're proper cooked once Smith and Starc hang up because we've got no good developing talent.
koh phanganh koh samuiunew yearsketamine
Esus2B/EI like dis
Unironically how washed are lab and smith?
Shut up mate. Just shut up.
>>152664949Literally okay with khawaja scoring big here and going back to opening as we are currently struggling with openers and if we have to rely on a 39 year old so be itCam Green on the other hand is inexcusable, he has been given far too many chances and is just time to retire him to the short form and turn him into an elite white ball player like he should have been from the get go
>Adelaide oval sets a record crowd for the Ashes (223k)>MCG gloating about how they're going to smash it> . . .>2 day test
>>152664991both were standouts in the shield last month
>>152665019Not really comparable though is itAdelaide oval went over their capacity yo set the record so the MCG would have to have like 460k over the 5 days to be comparable300k will be impressive but when your stadium cannseat 90k for a cricket match it really should be the average you expect
>>152665017how does khawaja scoring well at 4 and then 5 justify moving him back to opener while head just peeled off two cennos? if anything, it confirms the decision to move him down the order at his age
HIS LAND will get a 10fer. Mark my words.
Does your gf watch the cricket with you?
>>152665074Does my what?
>>152665058Purely depends on how he ends up playing out this innings Consider he was in quite early on a bowling favoured pitch so if he can perform sensibly here and doesn't look like he will get out every few balls more reason to move him back into opening if he gets a good score with a decent sr
>>152665083Goy friend
>>152665083German FriendWhat, you don't have a german friend? lmao
This innings is reminiscent of a couple of innings during the Windies tour. One or two partnerships can make a stand and we’ll see our bowlers do as good or better than their bowlers, our attack is better than England’s, maybe it wasn’t better than the Windies attack but our bats were better
>>152665058In the Head side of things He is far more dangerous and impactful at number 5, moreso when Head will score when needed and won't otherwiseHead is the ideal #5
>>152665074Yeah. She reckons Marnus looks and sounds like a toddler.
>>152665109The ball was still new when he came in so him playing well does indicate he can open. I don’t know if they’ll drop someone out or down, depends on 2nd innings
No way Weatherald stays after the series right?
>>152665159Not calling for Head to be droppedA good option might be for Weatherald to drop to 5 to get some experience or even possibly 3 and Marn to 5 with Jead and Khawaja opening
>>152665132I have a German friend he doesn’t like cricket though. He likes all codes of football
>>152665171They have to commit to a new opener, or risk of a series of blooding attempts like when Warner retiredHead worked opening after Perth because the bowling from england has been pretty shite but he was clearly having some trouble today with the bowling being a bit better thanks to the pitch
>>152664974aussie flag first world flagas someone who has been everywhereyou should go hong hong kongvery very special
>>152665207nah they need to keep switching until they find someone good
Good evening/morning/afternoon gentlemen.
>>152665188Weatherald is being carried by the team winning, he could be dropped for a shield spell
>>152665022the Ranfurly shield?
>>152665151head wants to openif you listen to him in interviews, he says that he often scores on decks where others struggle because he finds it more interesting and makes him focus more (ie flat tracks are boring), which is complimentary to opening conditionsat opener, he doesn't have to tone down his aggressive tendencies coming in behind a batting collapse, and the calm coolness and maturity of khawaja is more suited to that role and his record is now better as an opener, especially as of late
>>152665228There really isnt anyone else good enough at the momentKonstas was too young, he might be a good option in 3 or so years time if the BBL doesnt rot his brainEveryone else i think has been tried and failed before
>>152665238That’s a nice concept rugby league should steal it
2nd world flags
My flag is literally 3rd world by definition
>>152665240We will see how he goes in the second innings because i purely think the times he is better as a opener is in spin conditions hence why he has opened in the sub continent beforeBut as i see it pace/seam/swing conditions do not suit his style of play as a opener. I reiterate it has only worked so far this series thanks to some very poor bowling and lucky chances
Miss having my Nepal flag tbqhwy. Just got nothing to do at home.
I'm a hungry hungry hippo
>>152665291>We will see how he goes in the second innings because i purely think the times he is better as a opener is in spin conditionshe just got a hundred at perth m8
Reminder that balls faced as an opener is just as important as runs scored if not more important in certain conditionsWhat good does an opener scoring a 20 ball 40 do for the team? That generally only works when you got a another opener at the other end absorbing balls and pressure while still scoring albeit at a slower rateLike how Khawaja and Warner were decently successful together for years Head scores fast but doesn't see off enough balls and Weatherald doesnt have the temperament to be a Khawaja
>>152665074not this test as englel dropped her fav player
>>152665356Perth pitch was fineIt was purely batsmen being shit This MCG pitch is an actual test of a batsmans quality
It's -1°C here.
>>152665394same, at the ground
>>152665359that's true but smashing the ball into the boundary signage or concrete steps softens a ball faster than leaving 100 times, unless the bowlers are bowling halfway down the pitch over and over
>>152665359Nuketruth
The best score you can have as an opener is 0* (675)
>>152665394I'm gonna be in the UK in Jan, actually looking forward to some crisp refreshing 0° days
>>152665418FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>>152665418The ultra rare cerebral duck
>>152665394Good
>>152665418t. Ed Cowan
>>152665418is alastair cook in aus for commentary?
>>152665436Just noticed the not out asterisk I'm a dumb cunt
What time is it?Stokes time.
>>152665418The job of the opener is to see off the new ball all the way until another new ball is taken.
how many more do aus need to feel comfortable?
>>152665451Strokes time (to Korean traps).
>>152665359been saying it for years they're not there to get runs the people in charge as always are dumb dumb heads
Australia could probably win by an innings with their current score
Thoughts on players who wear their collar up?
>>152665462this is why I unironically rate Mark Richardson as one of our all time best batspersons
>English fieldingAh, here we go.
>>152665484i think they want to protect their neck from the sun
Who's Miss Field? I thought this was the men's team
Nice fielding cArse.
>>152665410Still doesnt help it when the bowlers are fresh as daisies and riding the high that is a wicket Have you seen how muted some wickets are when they get out a guy who has been there for hours?It really dampens the spirit compared to getting a quick qicket early
my mum is a complete drunken idiot the thing is she will never be able to denounce her first bornI will always be her jungle book
>>152665457need 250+ minimum would've thought
Is stoked Jewish? What’s with the nose
>>152665484Based chav core + sun protection.
>>152665359>>152665462>>152665494based
>>152665532give her a little shove as she's going down the stairs
>>152665536Roman genes m8
not really a turkey cooker on christmas personally
What kind of name is Brydon anyway?
absolutely massive 30 partnership. on the charge
turkey is for poor people
very disappointing boxing day crowd
>>152665581The name Brydon has its roots in the Old English elements "brycg," meaning "bridge," and "dun," meaning "hill" or "down." This etymology suggests a geographical significance, possibly referring to a location characterized by a bridge on a hill.
>>152665619blame that on england aye
>>152665618it's turkiye but yeah
>>152665598Based pictureSaving it in my cheap wicket merchant folder for sure
Time for round two.....of food!
>>152665637jej
>>152665642garfield you big fat cat
>>152665529m8 batsmen get out early blocking for no balls all the timefor all of its problems against the elite bowling teams (when they get out cheaply), there is a reason bazball has been around for this long, and part of it is the aggressive batting taking the sting out of the ball is as or more effective than waiting it outthe key is not to lose wickets but it happens either way - remember marnus was dropped because he was trying to retain his spot and kept nicking them blocking and playing no shots
>>152665637
is stokes actually a good cricketsman?
>>152665359This is why Khawaja/Warner or Rogers/Warner are the best openers of the last decade. You need that balance, especially when discipline has gone down the drain thanks to t20shit.
>>152665660lets get some grub goin
>>152665559>t.
>>152665716he's got heart and thats good enough
>>152665716Mid.
bring back Matt "30 off 175" Renshaw
>>152665716He is, it's not his fault they suck.
Merry Cricmas lads, it's been a while
business idea: bowl like this in the 1st, 2nd, and/or 3rd tests
>>152665735id rather see 30 off 175 than 41 off 48
>>152665716like a lot of players, he only looks bad against Australiaif he switched back to being a true Kiwi he'd be just about the first name on the teamsheet for us
If Tongue is bowling so well they should just bowl him from both ends until he gets everyone out
>>152665716Decent player of the game but an utterly shite captainSadly they had no other options beaides him and still dont
>>152665782so true
>>152665716Australia have spent 25 years cycling through about 5 different allrounders and are yet to find one as good as him
kapooja
What piece of clothing did this catch?
Merry Boxing day gentlemen
>>152665716he's no cameron green
OUT OUT OUT
>>152665716He's decent. I give him credit for being pretty much the only one on the team that consistently looks like he's at least trying.
stokes is looking thin up topmight need another hair transplant
done im
not FUCKING out
Hopefully Cam Green bullylies the fuck out of these pomsBut not really, hate Green and want him out of the test
grimsby
fuarkkkk only just
GONE FUCK OFFBONDI STRONG
>>152665823this guy is the average victorian like curtis is new south welshmen
BASED SNIKO
>>152665755That's fucking retarded
>p*ki gives a p*ki outMust be from different classes
>We'll have a bat, thanks>5/89
>no deviation off the batright...
doesn't look like the snicko register of a fine nick to me.are they mayhaps doing some reverse rigging to even things up?
>>152665823>getting on the shard at the cricket interesting concept this
>>152665868england won the toss
>>152665868they lost the toss matey
Will England be bowling by tea?
>>152665880Think it was an even upperner for Adelaide.
driving range looms
where's jhye???
>>152665868England won the toss mate
get rid of the toss and just give the away team the choice every game
>>152664277cute!
2.5 day test looms
>>152665880Just skimmed it lad.
there was deviation off the bat if you aren't visually impaired. not much more than a feather but it was there
I'm so ready for a muscular 2 (9) performance from Greeny.
Just coming in to say that this is an irrelevant dead rubber so shan't be posting about it. Not even worth playing. Dead rubbers should be declassified as tests tbqhf.
>>152665881>to even things upengland easily got the benefit of 50/50 calls but they just moan about the one against them
>>152665880snicko never gets it wrong m8
Now that the dust has settled, did the pozzies fluke the first 3 tests?
>>152665884>>152665886come on lads... we all know this is how it went down:>oh i called it right haha, umm we could bat i guess, or bowl, what suits you best steve?>ok cool yeah no worries we'll bat, thanks
>>152665920If he fails here he'll bat at #8 next innings. #9 and #10 in Sydney.
>>152665940we'll bowl*wow i fucked that up like some kind of actual retard. gonna go have another beer.
It's not easy being Green
>>152665948then #11 then 12th man, then opening for England.
>>152665938It was more England shitting the bed.England should've won the first and third test. Probably drawn the second.
>>152665928chance to give a shot to the young bloods innit
yeah nice gaz
>>152665938YesPerth definitely. England was in a strong position but just threw away their wickets. Brisbane Australia were the better team.Adelaide had Smith not got a rush of blood and not played big shots he and Jacks looked set to make easy work of the record run chase. England could easily be winning 2-1 so far in the series
https://youtu.be/jj-0vMrZJbo?si=RAaZIhE5nyyEoxKgkino music
>>152665938Pretty much won it thanks to our bowlers and Head
Reminder Australia #batdeep, and are winning atm
Hey mum it's another episode of Englands international 2s bowls a heap of shit but the Australian batsmen get themselves out off 4 balls before been bailed out by the lower order and having bowlers who can bowl the ball well
Green will go 18 (56)
>>152665884>>152665886>>152665901>We'll have a bat (later in the day), thanks>5/89
Paying 40 bucks a month to have these cheap AI billboards flashing all over the fucking place. God I hate Fox.
3-2 would be kind of funny tbqh. England will know they should've won the series but were too retarded and weakminded to do so
>green pitchThis is Greens best chance with the bat and ballThese are HIS conditions
>>152665990pseud music
>>152665989Australia cheated in Adelaide as Carey should have been a man and walked. Take his score out and England won that
settle down lads points are in the line for the wtcalso this pitch is making englands piechuckers look good, hisland is going to fuck their entire team up
>>152666000Based Double Trips post
time to start the garden work I reckon
>>152666019This might be true had England lost by the margin of Carey's extra runs. Alas
>>152666030>It's the hope that kills you.
>>152666019He only put on an extra 30.If they caught Head at 99 instead of letting him get 170 then they win.
>>152666009>Should've won England should swim home for losing in 2 days. Losing a test match in less than 50% of total playing time expended should disqualify you from winning the series
Did the cunt with the trumpet miss his flight to melb?
>see u at da gabba moite>proceeds to lose to Best India, West India and EnglandiaKekking
>>152665938England mentally disintegrated.
do you reckon nathan lyon is enjoying his boxing day with the kids ?
>>152666078barmy army doesn't have any trumpet depth in the squad. sad!
Wait, you people think Boland's actually good? For statpadding in favourable conditions and bullying the wes tendies?
>warner and healy on comms our worse fears have come true
Nice to win the Ashes but Ticketek letting bay 13 get Annex by the Barmy and Aus getting fucking reemed on Boxing day is Grimsby.
>>152665989Nah it's the same story every time, England are in a game because they have the conditions and key injuries wildy in their favour. And then they spin it into how they were just unlucky to win it.Englans have had the luck, almost every wicket they've taken has been Australian batsman brainletting away their wicket
how many shekels does a barmy army boy throw down for an australian ashes series?
>>152665896batting at 9 or something
it's grimothy dalton now boyos
OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>152666102truly grim
>>152666096bring in the night honkman
>Carey outOkay, gg EnglandYou deserve this pity win
Didn't Carey get caught leg slip last match as well?
GONEDISMISSEDA WICKET HAS FALLENOUT OUTOUT
work called
WOOO
what a kind christmas gift for the poms
Bindia's two test series wins in Australia come with an asterisk. On both occasions, the Australian team were facing internal struggles that hamstrung performances.
gonedgottenedthe ashes are slipping away from australia here
it's over i will say england finally coming to play after losing the first 3 and archer is very funny>>152665970kek
>>152666135Yes
a lot of pressure on green here
Thats not fair. Give him another go.
hello helloona ona
poms on the verge of retaining the spiritual ashes
>>152666099We're about to find out. He should be good on this wicket.
American in Australia. Australia is just a dog of the USA these days>No culture of their own>Only thing to do at night is go to night clubs, drugs, sports, and tattoos>Population is globohomo mystery meat>Completely overrun with Chinese and Indians>Cities are dominated by the same USA conglomerates and megacorporations>US TV shows, movies, music dominates the local culture>Suburbs heavily inspired by US-suburbs>Entire population under 40 has been raised on US internet and US culture>In many cases the youth use American English more than Australian English>Brisbane only has hotels, rooftop bars and drugs in the valley>Gold Coast? More like Homeless Coast>Sydney only has malls and the opera house>Melbourne only has homeless everywhere in the CBD and St Kilda beach>Obsession with American politics>Extremely Americanized. McDonalds, iPhones, KFC, Amazon, Xbox, Microsoft Stores obsession>Drugs and Pokies>Regional towns only have ice and meth>No auto industry>No manufacturing>Uni is a total joke
Waiting for mum to leave the house so I can send myself in to bat
>>152666153>when straffo is putting
is 6/91 a good start /cric/?
Starc to make 70+ and Englel bowled out for 98.
>>152666168keeping the batters below 100 is a moral victory
why do so few cricketsmen look jackedstokes is pretty much the only one, everyone else is either tubby or rangy
anyone know who currently holds the ashes haha
Not in the spirit of the game that
>>152666177all a matter of perspective
3-2 has a nice ring to it
>>152666114They're all freerolling from laundering turkroach drug money
>England has to bat 4thGood thing Australia didn't do anything retarded like pick 5 seamers and no spinner
3 lines or less thanks champ
6 7
>>152666177hard to say when the other team hasn't batted yet. Might be a bowlers wicket.
>>152666177par on this pitch is about 45
>>152666185Can't stand around all day in the sun if you're low fat %.
>>152666185zero need for it, they don't do anything
>>152666211England dont have a spinner either
I should not have had a second round o o)----(
>>152666217my grandson just passed out laughing thanks a lot
I bought my cat a cat bed / igloo for Christmas and he refuses to even go in it.
>>152666230No wonder Stokes looks dead all the time when he is out there
>>152666185say that again white boi
>strangle down leg>chopping on a wide one>playing a retarded drive on the up>missing a half volley>khawaja ball was actually good>strangled down legActual retarded batting. England have litterally had no agency in 4 of those wickets. They already got away with batting so badly in adelaide
>buying your pet a christmas present grim
>>152666230jansen is skeletal (albeit very tall) thougheverstarc also thinnish, but again because of his height
I don't think warnie died of diabetes
>>15266618595% of the game is spent standing still unless your bowling during that over. Your reaction time and agility is more what matters, cardio is almost a nill factor.
>>152666250they're like that, bought a big cat tower thing once and he was more interested in the boxdid come around to it though give it time
>>152666268Based misso
>>152666235Wo Jacks got dropped?
Why doesn't Green score a run? We're all depending on him to score some?
scared to tell you guys which beer i'm drinking as you might make fun of it
you could probably tell the hour by the state of my posture during a grueling day of toil
starc century looms
>>152666271he got acked by blm bnwo for mis behaving with manol samuels
>>152666293tooheys? its tooheys isnt it
>>152666145Reminder you shitheap convicts with your full strength bowling attack of statc cimshit hazleshit and lyonshit lost a deciding test to an Indian team with a bowling attack with 2 (two) test caps of which two bowlers got their first bowling boots in their twenties lmaoooYou can never live that down, convict shitter
https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiaCricket/comments/1ef49dy/andrew_symonds_on_indian_players_in_2010/
>>152666250reckon your cat needs to meet my red nose pitbull
>BAAARRRRMMMMYYYYY ARRRRRMMMMM-EEEEEE!What a class bunch a lads. Especially the bloke wearing a Palace shirt that looks like a Bahia shirt and the guy wearing a Porto kit.
i wanted the series to be closer but if aus is winning this hard they have no excuse not to make this 5-0poothetic if they crumble here
>>152666290Hes a part timer
>>152666263symonds was honorary white (only person i will ever give that title)
no cricketer in the westpac ad is playing in this test
>>152666316>everyone agreeing with himkek
>>152666310whitewashed at home by south africa and new zealand
GONEMAYBEWAIT ON
>English batsman-keeper drops another oneoh no no no
>umpire review
He is married to his maternal cousin Nadia Afridi and has five daughters.[20]In 2021, Afridi announced his daughter Ansha's engagement to his paternal cousin, fellow cricketer Shaheen Afridi.[21][22] On 3 February 2023, his daughter, Ansha, married Shaheen Afridi in a nikah ceremony.[23]
>umpire reviewing it themselves rather than a reviewhuh
YAHYAHNAHNAHNAHNAHNAHNAHNAH
>>152666263Is that a 4-pack?
>checking snicko after seeing it didnt carry
BALL DOES NOT FUCKING THE GLOVE
>>152666379
Are they booing gravity?
>not caught >yeah just let me check for the edgebrown iq
DO NOT REDEEM THE GRASS
again im not asking for much i just dont want to hear or see subcontinent umpires for an ashes test.
>>152666174>Meanwhile, the idol of all British athletics is a (soon-to-be?) 17-year-old well on his way to 22 stone.
>>152666379>Have some cute cousinsThink the pakis were on to something desu.
SAME OLD POMMIESALWAYS CHEATING
>blaming snicko for cheating english claiming fake catches
>>152666377england gets 3 player + 2 umpire reviews per innings
The Fluke isn't an athlete thougheverbeit
business idea: umps make a decision and the players are forced to review if they think it's out
>>152666377>>152666429If it's an dubious catch it goes via umpire review (provided the umpire believes the ball was hit).I think someone had to use a review last match for an iffy catch because the umpire didn't believe it was hit (it was). Since it didn't carry and was not out the review was lost.
>>152666450If everyone in this fucking country just cousins to each other?
Guj-Jew.
new>>152666521>>152666521>>152666521
hand rubbing intensifies, out of all the nations Australia must take it on them selves to uplift third world countries
Neser is not long for this crease
Australia should play more tests.
