boxing day testday 1
richo 5fer looms
Australia is winning btw
declare then bowl them out twice this arvo
100 for aus story won
Disappointed with the hat alignment
100 up, that's an above par score on this pitch
Good shot that t b f.
kinda wish arranged marriages were still popular heremight not be a 28yo virgin if that were the case
it's a story that started with mum, dad, my wife and I, and my wife's very good friend darren
chrissy gift there for green
hes looking pretty thin around the crown todaymight be time for another
England win the ashes 2-3
im full of heavy metalI'm a heavy metal man
There MUST be a female in the commentary box AT ALL TIMES during international cricketing fixtures in Australia
six sixes get and janny has to rangeban new zealand for a week i know you will see this janny
>>152666667off by one
>>152666606sorry mate shitjeets been lurking every time the threads about to end i know hes fiending to make a pajeet op shant be having that
>>152666677Dubs just to flex on him
>>152666666
>A large amount of cream has spilt from a truck onto State Highway 3, Ohaupo Road, Te Awamutu, and motorists are urged to take extra caution to stop their journey going sour.>Police were made aware of the spill - which stretches more than 10km, between Te Awamutu and Ohaupo - around 3:50am. >The road is being cleaned and motorists are asked to take care.
>>152666667six SEVEEN
Should I get this lads?
>>152666709what nationity was the driver
neser? just kick er
who was on /cric/ the day God posted? It was circa 2017
>>152666709Sorry about that m8Someone posted a Grace Hayden pic earlier in the day
how good will I be at chess one day?much better than you
can hear the trumpet, just isn't very loud
>>152666709>motorists are urged to take extra caution to stop their journey going sourLOL
>>152666714Movie idea: S6x Se7en. Kevin Spacey is murdering random zoomers. In the end it's revealed they're all young boys who were accusing him
Business idea: cricket
>>152666726not sure i enjoy conversing with jeets enough to pay 1k a month for it
>>152666776Dont think it will catch on m8I reckon BBL might be a good idea though
Why is making noise acceptable in cric when the ballsman is running in, but in golf it's rude to make noise?
>>152666726that's a real life prozzie once a week for a month
>>152666783Because bowling doesn't require any thought to it m8Cricket has always been about the batsmen hence why the rest of the world uses runs/wickets
https://youtu.be/yZNtYmdZ-4c?si=dr5LRTCiK2Ua2GOCis trump bombing boko haramthis is can get behind
>>152666794*person of bat
Need some wank material ideas
Reminder Neser has literally never taken a wicket in a red ball innings
trump has become 'everybody i don't like is a terrorist' incarnate
>>152666824Grace Hayden being used as a toilet by an arab sheikh
>neighbour had the blower going for 2 hours>40 knot winds and storm on the wayyou do any freelance mercenary jobs grubcunt
Is it cricket to order maccas brekky after 11am?
james brayshaw's daughter in law has fucked a lot of blokes
>>152666852On boxing day yes mate its cricket
>>152666852by 11 they should have the good menu on, so you're set
>>152666824Me in a circle of 12 busty milfs all pissing on me
big toe hurts
Guess the all rounder
>>152666824MILF anal'tis the season
>>152666856Go back to /afl/
>>152666889trick question, there's two
>>152666895james brayshaw was a cricketer mate
the ISFchad Susan all those Christian African women making their children run for their lives they deserve intervention
I'm a useless fucking cunt
>>152666889reckon neser has more shield hundredsi remember everybody raving about green after he got one and it's probably the only time
>>152666726>Virtual date-night (30-45 min)How does this work? Video call where it's the actual girl?
bong backpackers left 20 tonnes of rubbish on collaroy beach yesterdaytheyre back this summer pooing in the local carpark bushes too, reckon they should be deported after a sound beating
hope trump genuinely bombs all those north African islamists off the face of the earth because they are complete scum
>>152666936steady on marn there's another innings
swing bowling son or opening bat daughter
>>152666856OH NO!
if ever there was a place that was worthy of intervention it was south Nigeria
>>152666967just gotta teach the daughter a rock solid defense
>>152666962Shalom
>>152666824https://exhentai.org/g/3667593/b272950e7b/
>>152666967Swing bowling sonDo not want a daughter prone to opening iykwim haha
The narrative is shifting
>>152667012Australias batsmen are finally at the crease so no more easy wickets for England
I still feel like we're yet to hit a proper Tongue, Root, Carse joke. There pieces are there....
>>152666962Agreed. Algerians and Moroccans have turned Paris into a shithole.
Lads, I came up with a funny nickname for Carse
Farce?
what's a par score?
>>152667042Brydon Darsh?
>>152667029white liberals are the one who allowed it ! fix the cause not the effect
poot
>>152667065300 you feel
>>152666848yeah the fuckhead up the road was whippersnippering at 9am this morning
Why don't the fieldsmen just stand where the ball will bounce instead of behind it?
Christian children and women running for their lives in South Chadglad the world is doing something about this
neser up to 7, green down to 8
>>15266706580
>>152666824All major porn sites are banned in the UK unless you give them your ID. So can't help with this one I'm afraid.
crazy how neser and starc would bat in the top 6 for west indies
Maybe we should just let Neser be the allrounder
TONGUE FUCKED
>>152667024I gave the Root i had last night a good cArse-Tongue lashing iykwim haha
That's the problem with the poms, just trying to walk it in. Could've easily had Australia out for under 120.Where is the spinner?
Tongue's not even good, why'd the top order get out to him?
bowling all rounder? just bowl it at er
>>152667101we even got caught as collateral damage for some sites
Unironically reckon someone needs to add up all first innings score of every game and find the average for itThen do it for all the innings so we can finally put to rest what a par score is for each innings
We're actually going to choke this aren't we... Aus 300+ loading.
Just got off work lads, how's it going?
>Keeper gives up chasing the ball to appeal, letting it run away for 4KEK
I'm an alcoholic
No joke, if the selectors are that desperate to have an allrounder in the test XI, why not bat Carey at 6 permanently and pick a bowling allrounder?
LMAO
>Run out in a test matchLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
KEK
>bowl your best bowler in the first sessions with an 8 over spell essentially cooking him>comes back to bowl in the second and he is bowling like shite Why do England do this with their good bowlers?
giving good tongue here
>>152667092Green down to 9, Crats is better than that cunt
green you berk
what a dumb shit. neser just needed someone to stick around for a while
Nice one dickhead
absolute dumb cunt
Thought I might piss it all away after getting set
>GREED
can i get a link to the discord?
>>152667136You never learn do you?The top order collapsing followed by our tailenders getting us to 300 is a classic Aussie innings.
i have been WEBSTER IN since the ashes beganITS TIME TO GO
green is retarded mate
>Run out by the bowler>Bowler doesn't get wicket credit
>>1526671678 overs is not that big a spell, not when it's 20C. If you can't handle that you're not good enough for tests
pooped my pants
Can you just fuck off mick sperg
Fucking hell green serious disappointment in you maye
>scam the pajeets>play like garbage afterGreen izzat increase
Are they still saying green is a developing player?feel like hes been developing for nearly a decade
Green just isn't a red-baller. He's state level white ball at best.
>>152667123He bowls 1 cracking delivery for every 20 terrible deliveries and catches the batsmen off guard.
>GreenHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOLY SHITHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
could've at least got his fat arse in the way of the throw
>>152667207Ah wellI'm sure they'll give you another pair Camo
>>152667196Started running by default, but not whole heartedly. Only started to go full bore after 5 or so steps because Naser was already running.
>>152667219Hes the future, like it or not
Just woken up for an emergency shite and see we've taken seven wickets already
>>152667216why the fuck is he looking at the offstrike batsman doing the "should I go?" hand signal?
boko haram and all their north sub saha islam ilk is a cancer that needs to be dealt with swiftly and decisivlyI will see you in abuja for a beer
>England finally playing well when the Ashes are lost and the pressure's off>The pitch is really bad for batting and England is going to get bowled out for less that what they bowl out Australia forWhich one is it /sp/?
>>152667195agreed, Green needs to be dropped now
Shant be selecting green again
>>152667216>>152667241Look at where they crossed.Think Naser might've been the one to run him out.
>>152667247depends. will have to wait until the match is fully concluded for my opinion
Couldn't give a fuck what happens in Africa Just dont want them here
Cameron Green is mentally tormented by the screams of all the kids he bullied.
the problem is that Green will get dropped, go back to Shield, and once again be far and away the best batter in the competition, before getting picked again.
Friendly reminder that games in Melbourne and Sydney are worth 2 each
>>152667263It's the batsman's callNeser's job is just to fucking GO GO GO (which he did, like a champ)
Neser or Webster in for Green?
Ball misses stumps by 4cm>aww that's missed by a bee's dickHawkeye shows ball missing stumps by 4cm on LBW appeal>yeah that's going miles over
NOOOOOO
Advertisements on the field are moving like their possessed
>Green has gotten out twice doing something embrassingWill the finally get rid of him?
That's alright, he'll come good in Sydney
Controversial opinion but all-rounders should be good at at LEAST one thing
how's richo with the bat?
>>152667281Neser, Carey keeping at the stumps to him takes his bowling from a 6 to an 8 out of 10
They did Webster dirty. He's only played well since he was brought in.
>>152667307he's good in the gully
>>152667216what is with the red and blue 90's 3d shadow effect on some of these streams?
>>152667275Green didn't call, he was still questioning it when Naser was already fully sprinting which forced the issue. Would've been a runout (since Green didn't sprint immediately), it was just a question of who would be out.
>>152667307>dumb cunt cazzie doesn't even want to pick a specialist gully fielder
Websters alright but his wallace and grommet head pisses me off
>>152667216You can clearly see Green was skeptical of the risky run, but got bullied into it by the more experienced Neser.
Based Chad dropping truthies in Cuckinfo>Chad: "People always talk about Cam Green's big bucket hands in the field. I think it's time he got a chance to fully use them by carrying the drinks."
>>152667284Professional bowlers should be hitting the stumps 100% of the time. Fielders are just random blokes trying to hit the stumps (typically side on) maybe once per game.
>>152667342too many earrings in the team. can't have weatherlad and beau at the same time
>>152667330>Green didn't callYeah he's supposed to buddy, that's why he's in the wrong
>>152667330Any time you tap the ball straight back at the bowler, as the facing batsman you should immediately know to shout "no run" and then whatever the other cunt does is their fault.
starc just needs to get 300 runs
>>152667216Can't bowl can't throw can't run can't bat.
https://youtu.be/mZ6VezKMoRY?si=RPHy0y-VNowq3UAlChristian women and children can finally sleep in peace in North sub Saharan Africa
>>152667366CAN catch at gully
>>152667272Same thing happened to Hayden, Martyn, Langer etc. All of them stepped up, or accepted they would be spending their careers as Sheffield Shield players
>>152667357He was a team player who reacted to his teammate being halfway down the pitch sprinting towards his end.
Ponting talks too fast and Langer talks too slow
quick century from richo here wouldn't go awry
>>152667307He is an Elite fielder m8But so is the rest of the Australian team bar Khawaja
>>152667402why was his teammate halfway down the pitch sprinting towards his end
>>152667281If Carey keeps his average >35 he can handle 6
BOOOOM
Are we....washed up?
OH NO NO NO BALL
>>152667188yeah mate sent you a dm
WORK IS CALLING
looks like we aren't making 200 ausbros.....>NBKEK nvm
>>152667336>Specialist Gully Fielder Top kek>>152667353Most wickets in test are catches that's why they bowl wide
>>152667402correct>>152667357incorrect
>>152667329flare from the sun hitting the lens of the camera and causing irregular data in the darker part of the image also not sure what they are doing today but they likely have a knee circuit turned on for the cameras that acts similar to an audio compressor to keep some detail in the bright parts of the image (like the white uniforms) by bringing that level down. stops the white blowing out but can make other parts of the image look a bit fucky
>>152667421Because he was pre-emptively running towards the danger end.>No ball>Not calledUMPIRE
THAT WAS A NO BALLTHAT WAS A NO BALLTHAT WAS A NO BALLTHAT WAS A NO BALL
bob Marley one of the greatest Welsh person of all time
>>152667338nigger wasn't even looking. He could feel it was out
>>152667338Lad looks like he wants to kill Green for forcing him to run away from the stumps
>"Chipped into plenty of space">gets caught
>
>>152667458same old poms, always cheating
>>152667453>IT CAN'T BE >IT CAAAAAANT BE
are england bowling well or is australia batting shit?
Urm wtf.Clearly a no-ball?
THE FIX IS IN
That is legit a no-ball.BRING BACK STARC.
>>152667458The rig is in
Any webms of greens elite gully fielding?
>>152667458CHECK AT FRONT FOOT DELIVERY IS FAIR BASTERD
>nothing behind the line>legal delivery Huh?
>>152667458Point of contact with the ground, not point of delivery. He was a lot further back (but still 'over the line' and slid forward to your picture.
if a batsman walk, they accept the decision, even if that decision is wrong
work's calling lads
state of these umpires
>>152667458Lmao rigged as fuck
>collapse after cheat callMANY such cases
quick century from boland here wouldn't go amiss
>>152667444As he is supposed to, why didn't the batsman do his job and tell him "NO RUN"?
>>152667492Moot point when Starc went straight for the showers
>>152667497This >>152667483 was first contact
I would cross my fingers as I was walking off just as a precaution
>>152667469England are cheating
>>152667442>calling is hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KBHrlK_vNg
>>152667483Easily a no ball but umps had to give something to England for fucking up last match with snicko
>Tongue on a hadtrick>5/45>When he got carted for like 4 4s in an overNice bowling desu.
later lads*be's waiting at airport*
well at least richardson didn't get bowled out
TONGUED
WE'RE GUNNA WIN 2-3.
guys boland is at the g
HazleGOD would get a 10-fa on this pitchshame cunt's made of glass
HOLY based
>>152667538When the fuck did this "NO RUN" shit start coming in? When I was a kid you said:>YES>NO>WAITAnd if you hit it a long way you might yell TWO or THREE.
is 152 a good first innings score
>>152667571WAIT ON
______ tongue my anus
its good to see the bongs get a bit of luck theyve suffered a bit this tourhope they win for the good of cricket desu
Grim innings. Now slaughter the poms with the ball
>>152667579Nesser
>>152667538None of those were ambiguous where the ball dropped near his feet, which is typically a run scoring shot.
>>152667574Can't judge a first innings score until the other team bats.
>>152667529how so? i've not benn watching too closely
CARSE TONGUE'D
>>152667579josh
Last digit determines how many wickets Boland gets in the second innings.
Ladies and Gentleman may I present the Toyota play good now champions!
>>152667513Didn’t quite make it
Any of you Aussies had any interesting encounters with Crocodiles? Not sure I've ever even seen one in person t b h.
*wins 3 out of 4 tosses**opposition missing best players in every test*>good to see the poms get a bit of luck
>>152667571for me its>PUSH TWO PUSH TWO PUSH TWOas you run past the non striker
last three digi's is englands 1st innings score
>>152667586>but it was ambiguous so I couldn't decide how I wanted to call itIs not an excuse for not calling
>Neser was the top scorergrim, grim areas.>>152667597>97 wickets
It’s fucking dumb that they hold off melb and Syd to the end Yeah sure have a potential decider there but open it at Syd or something
holy grim ladsdid we get too cocky with the engLLLLLLLand meme
keen to see jhye bowling for AusGODs been fucking ages
>>152667593See starcs wicket here >>152667483Given out on a no ball
>>152667601i've eaten one, after hitting it with a boat
>England bazball it>2/160 at end of play, leading by a few runsAPOLOGISE
Business idea: play well before the series is already decided
>>152667608it's over
>>152667580It doesn’t do any good if they win the last 2. I mean like a tiny amount but ashes has only ever been good because it has historically been close
>Cam Green is responsible for two Australian collapses this series by making stupid calls/decisions
>>152667634This is 100% what's going to happen, as this is the only scenario where bazzing it is actually sensible.
>>152667627oof, if only starcy didnt walk
>>152666521Ben Stokes in fine form now that the ashes are no longer on the line
Oh no no no.>Mitchell Starc>Retired out - 1 (6)
>feel bad>remember we already won the ashes and englel is only trying now that there’s nothing to play for>feel good
>>152667601no mate but had an adult great white go under my board, turn on its side and eyeball me, chased in by a bull shark and seen a heap of juvenile great whites within permaheem rangeoh and had a dolphin slide over the front of my board, pause and then slide offalso watched a red belly black snake cruise down the sand, into the water and out to sea
england pulled their finger out, when it doesnt matteratleast they havent given up
Tongue should stick his tongue out as his 'signature' wicket celebration
>>152667644Cameron Green suffers from "Great Big Shithead Syndrome", the esteemed Dr. Rodney Eade studied this for decades.
>>152667668when they were discussing the no ball and he just walked off i could hear him thinking "fuck these useless batsmen expecting me to save them again"
Credit to Tongue tbf. At least he's been trying to improve.
>>152667699SO true
not joking please share the discord link
What's he up to?
>>152667634*carey moves up to the stumps*Nothing personal England
Just got my prostate checked by the Shane Warne Foundation lads
England wont make 90 runs.CAP THIS POST
>>152667653Literally does not matter until he is off the grass but it was called a legal delivery anyway somehow
Fun fact: In America, "Hungry Jacks" is called "Burger Man"
>>152667748id go if his daughter did it
>>152667738what he does every daytries to take over the world
Late night /bbl/ is COMFY
>>152667777quads of LIES
Can't unsee the Shane on her.
>>152667777checked, but i dont care for bbl, it just isnt cricket
>>152667788yeah she's hot aye
>>152667699this
>>152667788Far out! Imagine this big sheila spinning your balls!
>>152667777quads of TRUTH. bbl may not be cricket but it is indeed comfy
is dairy queen married to burger king?is that cannon?
Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
hey burger lads, how is criggy in the land of the free?
>>152667788looks british
We are not a serious country
brooke worn? i'll say she is
>>152667709Just think he wanted to statpad his wicket count on this primo bowling wicket
>>152667832yeah, we dont have nukes, until we do, we are forever at the kid's diplomacy table
I don't find fat women attractive. I just can't. Their fatness repulses me. Sorry.
>>152667850Bad country for your penis to be in then
>152 (45.2)Is this a good score in the Boxing Day ODI?
>>152667865matter of perspective
>>152667829Indian run organization
>>152667458rigged consolation victory lol
all this talk about flat vs bouncy wickets and it just turns out england want weather where you have to wear a jumper
>>152667850this but women without (feminine) penis's
Duckett gets out for less than 10 or gets a century.
>>152667872my condolences burgerfren
Would you rather be 5'3 like Duckett or named Carse like Carse?
>>152667850
time to see whether duckett took that uber to the nets
>>152667872what is drumpf doing about this? surely another million imported jeets could help
OOHHHHH BOWLED HIM FIRST BALL
>>152667894Based.
naarmus labuschagne
Zac "Creepy" Crawley
>>152667896kek.
Why's Starks missus seemingly always on commentary
>>152667898
Will england avoid the follow on?
$10 says duckett gets out for a golden fuck
10 pounds says boundary first ball to duckett
https://voca.ro/111DRQ7RzggU
>>152667003hmmm
If you appeal like a bunch of monkeys like that and don't call for a review, you should be fined.
>>152667920Gives good head i heard
WE HAVE AN UMPIRE REVIEW FOR BUM BALL SAAR
thought jhye would get the new cherry
Black woman commentating on TNT just called the ashes a "tournament".
deevee umbire habalaba chedfor bumball
This third ump are pretty scared of making a bad call
>>152667936I agree, I don't like it when umpires feel forced to review it because a side doesn't want to burn a review
>>152667944grim
Cricket diplomacy?
Zak Crawley is a mouth breathing retard.
>>152667944next they'll call cricket a "sport"
>>152667936jeets would be broke
>>152667953cricket is cheaper than war
Isa won't shut the fuck up about ducketts drinking
Haven't done a poo in 3 days.
>>152667970Based cheese enjoyer
>>152667970Eat more food.
>>152667967shes hungover mate shes goot booze on the brain
who grows up wanting to be a spin bowler?
wonder how many indians make up that 93k there today
>>152667970eat more fibre
>>152667981Lots of Aussie children in 90s and early 00s
DRUNK MIDGET
UBER TO THE NETS
TOLD YOU
gottem
DUCKETT YOU FUCKETT KEK KEK KEK
He's gonna be pissed
GONEDUCK OFF
One of Duckett's better innings this series regardless
GONE FUCK OFFDIDI YOUR WAY OUT
just got a pickup from the mcg to the nets lads
lmao>Duckett
>>152668010Kek
*fewer
DRUNKETT
>>152667979>commentary constantly making jokes about isa being a party animal/booze hound>she doesn't even bother denying them
FUCK SAKEI'm going to sleep. See ya'll tomorrow.
>>152668029You're going to sleep for 14 hours?
>>152668010hehehehehe
what's wrong with that duckett fella?
>>152668029not gonna watch bethell's ashes debut lad?
GO HAVE ANOTHER TALL DRINK MATE
>>152668010On a scale of 1 to Noosa how pissed do you reckon he will be?
GET OF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU MIDGET CUNT
lets go bethlehem
>>152668048what was he thinking kek
>>152668048>olympics symbolwait whatare they on soon? winter ones?
Anyone played SMT V here?
>>152667788fake tan in australia
>>152668048JUST
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=ypt9mJeV6HLWwZ-5yh I'm thinking based. bmm tsss
impact outside
I think JL is drunk
>>152668048I'm not an international level batsperson myself but I must say that seems like a strange shot to play in that situation, or any situation.
wtf are these umpires doing
>>152668082it was a bit short sighted
GOTTEM GONEreally great to see Starc pick up the wicket of Ben Duckett there
kek
I've been holding in a shit for 3 days!!!!
GOTTEM
>illegal stream of TNT dies>have to listen to retarded langer talking nonsenseit's tiresome lads
is neser related to noosa?
>open stream >instant wicket
England poolapse right after an Australian poolapse?I can't believe it
O LITTLE INNINGS OF BETHLEHEM
looks like 2 day tests are back on the menu boys. how good from the pitch curators
Kek So much for BethellBring Pope back i say
>>152668048slower ball?
>we'll have a bowl thanksLmao England
umpire is like ummm idk haha
>>152668058Me lad
did the umpire legitimately forget he was supposed to put his finger up and not just nod?
>>152668120so true
Me mums cooked roast chicken for lunch and it’s looking pretty tasty
that was so close to a triple kino pad first lbw, nick after and hitting the stumps for a bowled that goes through to the keeper for a catch
>>152668120ThisCan we just have based Aussie and English umpires Sick of these shitcunt umpires from certain countries
they ever catch that guy who shot those cops?
the COWARD joe poot
>>152668130Nope
if a battersman pulled out that late to me i would simply bowl him out
>Root being a cowardClassic
>mfw england are all out for 30
>>152668123probably thought the batter was gonna walk for such an obvious >>152668130nope. he's probably fallen down a mineshaft when he was hiding, or he slipped away right after and he's in outback queensland right now.
hope hisland bowls from nesers end
ENGLAND'S MADE 6 AT THE G! BUILD THE MEN SOME STATUES!
>>152668143sounds kinda gay
>>152668108ive been to bethlehem on a drunk easyjet trip
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
1 DAY TEST MATCH
>>152668137What is a the actual ruling there?
corr this pitch is spicy
STARCGOD
FUCK OFF YOU TARQ CUNTOFF YA TROTPOSH WANKER
fuck me this is actually dire viewing
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH
lol
>>152668146could hear the double noise.
kekKEK
Why are you not at the G?
Fucking kek>WE'LL HAVE A BOWL FIRST
GOTTEM GONEreally great to see Neeser pick up the wicket of Jacob Bethel there
lets go 4/10
i purchased tickets to day 3bros
Should make 'em bat a 3rd innings if it ends within 3 days
>>152668137you hate it when men pull out aye
What the fuck? Went to get some tucker and came back and saw some wickets replays. Thought it was still the tea break.3/8????WHATTHE FUCK
152 suddenly looking masterful
mcg curator cucking his bosses out of 100000s of dollars in ticket sales kek
>have literally one of your best 4 bowlers left >he's so good he basically wins the series single handedly
absolute state of bongland
>>152668180bruh moment
>Is Joe Root a good trainer, Broady?brilliant from Langer here, what a fucking questionnah, the guy with 13k+ test runs just shows up and doesn't bother trainingdumb cunt>brilliant bowlingLanger's first words after each wicket so far, so insightful
>>152668139They make it past 20?
>>152668175i can't step foot in victoria still a warrant out for me
>>152668159Think there is a lot of leeway to batters but i think umps can give them out if they are clearly taling the piss
Just finished impregnating my wife.What has happened to test cricket?!?
>>152668197based Dezi
B A ZALL
God save the king, because nothing will save Brendon McCullum's job
Home and away is still going what the fuck
BRoOK WHAT ARE YOU DOING MATE AHAHAHA
>>152668141>in outback queensland right now.Saw him at the royal hotel here in roma the other day
>>152666953where's this ending up on the list?
this match sucks. might as well be t/20 at this rate.
>England dont have Archer to save them with the bat
>England in commanding position>find a way to throw it awayEVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
>come out when your team is in the middle of a collapse >charge down the wicket first ball trying to slog it for a 6Are england legit retarded
>>152668204Unlike your missus, England are still in the middle of having their cunts fucked
>>152668217yeah if you're the sydney thunder
>boxing day test>starts and ends on boxing daybased
imagine if england went 6/7 lol get it?
>3 (three) for 9 (nine)
>>152668159If the batter steps away during delivery stride you call dead ball.
>>152668236Do NOT tell zoomers about Boland last ashes at the mcg
GOTTEM GONEReally great to see Starc pick up the wicket of Zak Crawley there
Why does Brook look like a retard?
>>152668236I don't sorry no. They already have 9 anyway so that can't happen
If you score under 50, no matter if you bat first or second or of you are chasing inder 200 more runs, there should be an option to enforce a follow on
poot century or this match is over
>>152668180At least you'll get a refund.
>>152668249ill give you one guess
been out all morningholy kek what am I witnessing?
Based Brook, don’t let some faggot with an ugly wife try and intimidate you
Where are all the poms? Did they not get up to watch this masterpiece?
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF THE PITCH>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLLL
down leg
>>152668252The team bowling second should get to enforce a follow on whenever they want. It would be a good square up for not getting to bat first.
>>152668194Langer's commentary singlehandedly made me side with Captain Pat, he must have been the most absolutely retarded coach. Absolute fucking dribbler
>>152668189>100000s of dollarsMillions.First three days are all sold out.90,000 x $40 or something like that.
Amazing fielding by our brave gully specialist superstar all rounder
Are England done?
kayo keeps on crashing the piece of shit
you just get the feeling the ball's on top at the moment
this is a BAD pitch
>>152668277>3-0 down in a 5 match seriesyes
who actually decides what sort of pitch they will curate?
>>152668229Asserting domination from the first ball. It's a good way to go. Can settle down after the first WALLOP.
>>152668287i do
Howie, Brett Lee and Alyssa Healey is genuinely the worst comm box I’ve ever listened to
>>152668292do better please
>>152668287The curators themselves. Unlike every other country our cricket board doesnt collaborate with the curators to doctor the pitches to specifically suit our team
>>152668292why did you decide that this wicket should produce a one day test?
Don't mess up the Hat with the new bake
>>152668301i don't like cricket
been too long since the last wicket, getting bored
>>152668309This unironically
some cunt bake i already made 2 today
>>152668287The local groundsman. They try to create one that is typically associated with how their ground's pitches play, so it keeps that historical character.They don't do made to order pitches like you find in India/England.Cricket Australia guy wasn't sounding very happy on his ABC Grandstand radio interview, kek.
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>>152668301He didn't. The selectors did.
>>152668328>>152668328>>152668328>>152668328>>152668328>>152668328
lucky for warnie this test even made it to 3:50
>>152668279My free stream is running like hot liquid poo
>>152668332>i used to be an elite sportsman you know
>>152668284Good. Fuck England.
>90 overs required>Aus innings exactly 45 oversSo who gets penalised for being slow?
>>152668287The Adelaide Oval used to be tended to by Nathan Lyon, but they considered there may have been a conflict of interest after his 7th five-for
>>152668297what a honest and fair country. Inspiration to all of us when it comes to sportsmanship.
I go away for 40 minutes and miss 4 wickets, wtf?
>>152668355It doesn't count if an innings is less than 80 overs.
THE BALL IS ENTERING THE GLOVES KUMARREDEEM THE WICKET KUMARREDEEM IT
This farce might not even reach day 3
RIP Test cricket
>>152667788Would do 2 lines of coke and snu-snu the shit out of her
