english collapse edition
>le warnie xd
https://youtu.be/z8Y4jYR5eys?si=u-KDFS6aXo6ED1R6
Stokes setting himself up for another heroic game saving innings.
warnie live without warnie
big tiddy goth gf
>>152668328Nice hate placement
*tips cap*now lets have some booze and drugs
If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely cricket is a...very good sport as well.
>>152668342setting him self up to a cowardly performative innings where he still comes up short but makes the whole narrative about himself
what the fuck is the tactic here from england? they have no idea what they are doing do they
>>152668362End the test as soon as possible and go home
>women commentating>turns into shopping chatfuck off
>>152668355Nobody if they get the other team out before 80 overs
no moneyno boozeall I have is a bucket of m&ms until jan 2nd centrelink payment
>>152668362>We just need to score 152 runs and we're the moral winners and in the box seat>Going slow risks us getting out cheaply>Swing for everything and hit some boundaries and we'll get there easily. T20 style.
>>152668373arent you glad to know she was playing nintendo last night
this pitch do be playing funny buggers fr
reckon root will want to score some runs haha. or at least one run
OHNONONONONONONONONONONO
>>152668383Pitch isn't doing shit. Just bad batting, again.
GONEFUCK OFFGET ROOTED
has it...CAREYEDDo you get it?
CONTROVERSIAL CATCH INBOUND
>>152668388IVE GOT BAD NEWS FELLA
AND THEN THEY SAID WE'LL HAVE A BOWL FIRST THANKS
check this: Joe Poot
ROOTED
okay it is funny, but this is getting pretty pathetic desu
POOT FOR A DUCK
quack quack Root
>>152668388not sure if he'll be overly pleased with his end result of zero runs, fell a bit short of his goal of one or more.
Bay13 got a bit too cocky.
>it's another umpires aren't doing their job reviewkek
>>152668395nevermind, clear catch, boring
>>152668398
umpire has asked if he can use phone a friend
not the first time duckett has looked clueless on Australian soil
>>152668398>The pitch has settled down some since this morning
BEN STOKESmore likeFUCKS BLOKES
Do you think Australia will enforce the follow on?
>finally makes a ton in australia>does literally nothing every other inningsFair to say Root's fraud status is well and truly still active
>>152668409each team should get a review back when the umpire reviews it themselves
BAZKINO
kek Brook is such a fucking brainlet
will ingerland reach the folow-on?
>14 wickets in 5 hours of cricket
two brings 5 lads
>>152668425He still doesnt have a red ball ton herePretty pathetic desu
England see Australia collapse and start singing anything you can do we can do better
If Harry Brook's last name was Ballzencoque, and his first name was Hairy, then he'd have a funny name XD
this is a fucken shambles lol
bazball is a cope strategy >w-we dont care okay!!!!??
>idk Mr groundsman, Perth was ridiculed for a greentop that produced a 2 day slop fest, while adelaide produced a batting wickets that resulted in a 5 day nail-biter.>yeah we will go the greentop i reckon
>Root playing defensive cricket>0 OUT>Brook playing chat attacking cricket>Infinitely more runs with ONE shot.Slogging is objectively the correct way to play the game.
give marn a bowl
just dropped a large (((Timothée Chalamet)) in my toilet
>>152668422based retard
>>152668437these are excellent thank you
the absolute municipality of english cricket
I hope stokes starts bazzing too, would be kino
you're not allowed to hit a 6 in test cricket, thats for the big bash it shouldn't be counted
>>152668449Perth was a good wicket.Melbourne is a good wicket.The batsmen are just complete shit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1pvnyqr/match_thread_4th_test_australia_vs_england_day_1/nvyti5k/?context=3Called it
>>152668469bring in 6 and out for test games
Ben Stokes has secured the narrative and therefore the match
>two opening bowlers haven't even finished their first spell
Stokes shook as fuck it's over for Englel
I want Brook to charge down my arse IYKWIM haha
>>152668457Pretty sure that's famous homosexual Marlon Brando
Any Indians complaining about the 'dodgy' Australia pitches?
brook will baz until about 30 runs then get out to some dumb shit
>>152668493>Any Indiansyes mate
isa's charred lips and pink insides
>brook has put on 2 thirds of the english score >is on 20
GOTTEM GONEGreat to see Neser pick up the wicket of Joe Root there
>>152668433just want a bowler to predict he is going to do that retarded premeditated charge and fire a bouncer down leg side and crash it into his head
Did somebody say kfc
>>152668487literally me
>biggest outfield in world cricket>fielders placed on the fence everywhere>4-for-fuck-all and over 100 runs behind>start bazzing aerially at everythingobjectively stupid fucking strategydon't care if the 1% chance that it works this time pays off, it's still an unnecessary risk when you are literally an hour or proper batting away from being ahead in the game
GONE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>could just run away from your abusive boyfriend, to scotland or australia, change your name and get a job>gotta shoot the guy instead>we're supposed to feel sympathy shan't be watching that channel 7
is howie related to yowie?
so what XI changes are next testweatherald, green out, murphy in?
>>152668497just like the ham I ate yesterday, yummo
Good call by Carey.
>>152668519>gottem posting in a game with 14 wickets already>>152668523webster needs a go
just took a huge cam green
Obviously not out. These umpires suck dick
this is preposterous
>>152668523xi mentioned
Damn, that ended up being close. Would've been a hell of a meek way to get out.
fuck carey is good
>jeet tv umpire
>>152668527Apologise
>>152668529His foot popped up, he was right to check.
>>152668523murph was picked for the mcg should be rocky in
GONE GOTTEM
>>152668538If he was 2 frames faster he would've got it. Sheedy was right, Carey is too slow.
KUMAR THE FOOT IS DOWNTHE FOOT IS DOWN KUMARDO NOT BE REDEEMING THE WICKET
I told y’all this current Eng side is weak mind Always need big strong kiwi stokes to come save the day
did you know carey played afl
5fer begins NOW
inb4 they go after boongland
phwoarjust remembered that when the pinhead aussie bastards say boxing day test they actually mean xmas day testpropa bogglin' diss wunlike how is man garn bowl man out for like 152now man 38-4
TIME FOR HIS FUCKING LAND
HIS LANDFUCK OFF OUT OF THE COUNTRY POMMIES
>>152668554Not enough wickets left for that. White men have plundered his land.
lads look at scott bolands bowling stats the last time he played england on boxing day and try not laugh
wicket now wicket yeah
seeing all these pics of old friends from high school with their wives and families during christmas while i'm getting drunk alone watching moviesfeel sorry for them
in this great futureyou can't forget your pasthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crynant
>>152668515Its about being POSITIVE mate
>>152668569based newfriend
>>152668560>Clearly in his crease by 30cm>Appeal for a stumpingBased u/12 tactics.
>>152668559Its his land!!!! His freaking land!!!!!!
>>152668570doesn't look that good, only checked the first innings if that matters
>>152668582His foot was in the air half a second before mate.
>>152668582>foot was up 2 frames earlier
bowl scotland
Why haven't the Australian bowlers not been bowling bouncers going down leg side? Do they not like taking wickets?
>>152668582You need some part of your body or the bat (with it connected to your hand) grounded behind the the line m8
>>152668544i'd like that but seems unlikely imo
Different Stokes for different folks
If Scott Boland batted at 7 or 8 he'd be Scott Bolandbatabit
BORINGget a wicket
>>152668582
literally called 'cry nant'wales is BLACK
>>152668576they'll be HIV-positive soon if they keep getting bummed like they are
If carey had got that wicket poms would be in seethe overdrive (once they wake up). still likely to be some for the attempt
>>152668560>>152668606What actually counts as being grounded? Would a spike from the shoe touching the ground count? Or only the sole?
>>152668617A Welcome to Country ceremony has to be performed.
>>152668617spike would count but if it's that close I doubt third umpire would be able to make a decision either way and just stick with umpires call
brook century inbound
WALLOP
>bongoloid fans cheering that shot fuck theyre dumb
>>152668617Any part of your body or bat if it is in your handsCan be the tiniest part and as long as they can say confidently that you are grounded itnis acceptable
If this test ends halfway through the second day they should just roll straight into the 5th test because everything will be set up and it will save time
Almost out of fun sized flakes.
>>152668637>noooo you can't cheer 6 runs in a low scoring match batting like that could get you out you might be out soon noooo
Should only be 5 if it clears the rope but not the fence
aus bros??????????????
>>152668640based efficient kiwi mind
Really wished they showed stump cam on that attempted stumping. That is almost the most kino - watching the foot until the camera gets rocked.
Cricket expert here. Richardson will bowl the 14th over.
>>152668527>webster needs a goYeah, another allrounder who's more suited to limited overs. It didn't work for Green, Mmarsh, Watson or Symonds, so it's bound to work this time
Out of fun sized flakes.
any danger of richardson bowling
>>152668653yes
Bazballbros are we back!?
Sydney being rained out is the only thing saving England.
>>152668663>Cricket expert here. Wrong thread
Reckon Richardson should join the attack?
i do not care for bazball *in highschool
>>152668681he'll be in for neser next over
i trimmed my nails because it was getting hard to type, and even when I got rid of the black shit under them, my fingertips still smell like the black shit
I dislike bazball Im also gay btw
>>152668696Did the calculations and this adds up
plowing through a box of roses until i'm sick
why do you like test cricket?
sorry mate you forgot the apostrophe so it doesn’t count
>>152668705sick of racism.
>>152668663>>152668668credit where it's due
>>152668663based expert
>>152668685not everything has to have tactical depth and be le chess matchgood cazzie viewing while youre doing something else or just want to zone out
richardson absolutely does NOT pass the look test
MAKE WAY FOR THE ZOOMER FREAK
Will Richardson get a wicket?
>>152668723>not everything has to have tactical depthcorrect but test cricket does
>he bowls a heavy ball
swear I heard an edge then
sandGODper!
what happened to that really fast bowler?
yawwwwn something happen
>>152668742that was me sorry
>>152668734William Tyrell Richardson (born September 3, 1999) is an American professional basketball player for BC Šiauliai of the Lithuanian Basketball League (LKL) mate
>>152668752Peppermint candycane kitkat
Jai is already a stupid name, and then they had to spell it stupidly?
>>152668752cake
>>152668752maltesers
JHYE HO
>>152668752semen
>>152668742same>>152668752steak piecould be worse
>>152668752>Custard PieNoice.
>>152668752Joe Root
>>152668752ass
My son Arrow Richardson
>>152668752ya mums arse
>>152668734nopehave no idea why they picked himmaybe CA wanted another boy toy in the dressing room for the lads
Why doesn't Boland simply take a wicket? It's his home ground?
>>152668752hsgf pussy
>>152668782sovereignty was ceded
>>152668752Chuck
>>152668782Terra Nullius I'm afraid.
WAS 4/16NOW 4/61Thinking England winning the narrative
pretty boring right nowcan England baz it or Australia take some wickets
>>152668830brook's havin a bit of a baz
>>152668752LMAO pork crackling
Time to try the spinner methinks. Is it Murphy or Cooney?
whos winning
>>152668842boland is a pace bowler mate
>>152668844England now
>>152668842No, Head?
>>152668842Head or Labuschagne.
>>152668842meant Head or Smith*
>>152668842archer was ruled out for the series mate
hope you are enjoying this summer of test cricket because when the BBL is sold to the india the tests WILL be moved in order to have this part of the year exclusive for BBL and all the testmen playing in itthese are the last couple years of the boxing day test
HIS LAND
HISLAND
TREATY YEAH TREATY NOW
are we still a chance, auscucks?
GONE GOTTEMTHIS IS SUCH A SHIT GAME
does ashton agar still play sheffield shield?
xd
>>152668782Bit in this.
>rub my eyes for a second >miss the wicket jesus fucking christ im sick of this
HIS LANDHIS NARRATIVE
GONEFUCK OFFFUCK RIGHT OFF
>>152668874ohnonono
>>152668860I'll stop watching cricket altogether if this happens (cricket and "cricket")
>>152668876yeah why
>>152668875yeah this is just disappointing honestlyin perth you expect it to be fast and at least it was the first time it happened but seeing it again is boring
GOTTEM
Boland just won the tournament
>>152668666I'd give him the 5th Test and if he flops then we move on.
WELCOME TO (HIS) COUNTRY
>>152668860>Profit goes overseasWhy would Cricket Australia care what the jeet owners want? They've already got their money.
smith is absolutely tweaking in the background there
guys boland is at the g
>>152668752>toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwichI mean.. it fits.>>152668782Wish granted.
>>152668663>cricket expert >unemployed on 4chan
>>152668887no reason
>>152668889This isn't fast. They got LBW from a medium pacer who the keeper stands up to the stumps for.Just shit batting unfortunately.
>>152668886>>152668898it's gonna happen. poms made a fucken mint selling off the hundred and CA are not doing too flash financially. they will not be able to resist the billion+ $ payday for privatising the bbl
>>152668898they finna put it in the contract of sale
>crowd cheers for boland >turns around and runs away
>>152668860Part of the reason I dont play bbl is it has no stars so id probably watch again
>>152668909Many such cases
45 minutes left in today's play, right?>We'll have a (second go at) bowl(ing), thanks
get ready for a performative 37 (98) from stokes
joffras josh my brydon
>>152668916you played in the bbl?
>>152668930uhhh, that would actually be a pretty good innings considering the situation
>>152668911i hope all teams do that for brook from now onhe's an absolute shitter if he's not running down the pitch looking for half volleys
>>152668860India can buy anything they want, just chuck in a few rupees each
isnt this cunt supposed to be fast?These 135kph pies are shit
AUSTRALIA SET TO BAT AGAIN ON DAY 1 AFTER BEING BOWLED OUT FOR 152 ON DAY 1
>>152668930*doesnt do this*
Just woke up I shouldn’t have BOTHEREDPATHETIC!!!!!
>>152668953on day 1?
>>152668943>Be a batsman-keeper>Hey wickie, we want you to stand up to the stumps for the fast bowler
GONE GOTTEMReally great of Boland to pick up the wicket of Harry Brook there
TREATY NOW TREATY YEAH
HIS FUCKING LAND
>>152668952say sorry
welp another 2 dayer it is
ITS HAPPENING HISLAND HISLAND HISLAND
Didn't he not even know he was black until he was like 32
>>152668956What order did you get the information in?>We bowled Australia out for 150->>We're 7/68Would've been a fun rollercoaster.
OH DEAR IM AFRAID YOU'RE OUT
>>1526689711.5 days could be kek
This innings reminds me of the 21/22 tour
Scott Boland's not even abo; he's just ugly
>>152668970was talking about pie chuckerdson
GOTTEM AGAIN
>>152668974i don't mind aboriginals as long as they don't make it their whole personality
>>152668974Only if he went 32 years without seeing a mirror or a calm body of water.
>>152668971>>152668980Reminder that Day 3 is a sellout. Cricket Australia might need to refund 90,000+ tickets for day 3 alone. Add in day 4+5 and it's probably 160,000+.
>>152668978>7/68spoilers, cunny
stokes having a good grimace at that first ball charge
>>152668961don't think the bowlers need to be that fastjust give him an uncomfortable length that he can't run away from
TREATY NOW
Stokes is retiring after this series lmao
>>152669006no dogza dinner's soon
testies be like "I hate short form cricket"
Imagine being an English bowler, knacker yourself in the field to get them all out and you get all of 3 hours break.
unironically the most useful indig I've ever seen
For me, it was Graeme Swann entering an Ashes series being billed as the best English spinner since Jim Laker, and retiring MID-SERIES without notice
uzi moving like a 90 year old man out there
credit to Jacks at least he's trying to show heart, series is over no point in having a crack. Stokes is a fucking coward
>schedule short breaks between the last 3 tests>players decide to take 3 extra days out of play timewhat now, cricket australia?
will jacks?
GONE GOTTEMReally great of Boland to pick up the wicket of Jamie Smith there
The Pom commentators on TNT were saying a bit earlier when Brook was still in that England need to keep attacking. I don’t think they understand cricket, bowlers are the attackers and runs are incidental to defending your wicket, you win by bowling the other team out, scoring too many runs can result in a draw
>>152669036in not having a crack*
this "his land" meme is so boringgrow up
>>152669039
>>152669022
>>152669022rum and raisins yum
>>152669055so true*sings we are the army seven million times per match*
Australian idol starts soon lads
>>152668957there is a non-zero chance at least of this happening
>>152669055WHOSE LAND IS IT ANYWAY
look at what the weather is like in England, its like they live in the fridge half of the year
7/77
>>152669055HIS LAND POMMY BITCH
>>152669055He's growing up and throwing off his oppressors.
what sort of army are they?I keep missing it
Might play Dawn of War 1.
TRIPLE 777 JACKPOT
>>152669091WE ARE THE ARMY *HONK*THE BARMY ARMY *HONK*WE ARE BENDERS *HONK*AND WE ARE FAGS*HONK*WE ARE THE QUEEREST *HONK*CRICKET FANS *HONK*THE 'WORKS HAS EVER HAD *HONK*
Who's land?
my ick for women is when they get involved in chants in the crowdutterly grim
CHECKED AND KEKED
is the barmy army singing about jerusalem antisemitic?
>>152669023to protect his average too
nickers get out
>>152669110>Trail by 75 runsDoes this count as 7777?
will weatherald bat better today than he did today?
ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS WILL BE
>>152669109you could actually get your milk delivered to your house there and not have it go off sitting on the doorstep for a couple hours
>>152669109this looks like melbourne in july
won't jacks?
has a team ever batted twice on day 1 after being bowled out and bowling out the opposition?
does the barmy army pay well? how much for say an amateur singer
>>152669139kek
Stokes will start swinging now, right?For all the laughing at Brook, he's still over half his team's run.
barmy?I thought the were saying parmy
>>152669132Lyon will probably retire the moment his average drops below 30
carpet bomb australia with typoons and F-35s for making a wicket like this
>>152669156Nope. He will maintain the same pace to preserve his stats and his wicket.
>two (2) batting collapsesMerry Christmas fellas hope it was fun
Anyone else drunk here?
>>152669171Hi Ben, how are you?
business idea: last a session
>>152669171Think the English team is still hungover from Noosa
Heave ho unna
Wonder if Cricket Australia will have a word to the pitch curator
>>152669141fuck off, cuckfag
>>152669171trav is probably half cut already because he thought he had the rest of the day off
Tired of the brave battler ben stokes meme. He should have his captaincy striped for this farce.
I wonder if a batsperson who's gottem out has ever cracked a coldy assuming he's done for the day, and then had to go out to field
>>152669165Brave and lion hearted play
GOTTEM GONEReally great of Boland to take the wicket of Will Jacks there
the time has come, a bat collapse, they belong to him, let's give him stacks
>>152669194nigger it's DAY ONE. Why would strike rate be important
>test cric all day>back to back bbl>thirteen hours of cricCOOORRRRRR
>>152669190just lobby for more jeets and arrange another india series to recoup the losses, simple as
>literally give England a bunch of chances to win this match>they still fuck it up somehow
unironically there needs to be some sort of pitch curation regulation because this is grim
>>152669192>imperialist calling anyone a cuckLMAO
absolute state of this pitch
>>152669188based Aunty Fred
is the test cricket we all grew up with really gone forever? is our sport beyond saving?
>>152669211I hope you're a brother using that word
okay lads this is actually despicable. the curator should be hanged
THE COWARDLY BEN STOKES GONE
based groundsman pissing, shitting, cumming on the wicket before the game causing immeasurable seethe levels among day 3,4,5 ticket holders
Will there even be a day 3
uh oh melty
KEKEK
>>152669171I got a flat tyre on my car on Monday, ordered a new set to be fitted on Tuesday. Jeet cunt didn't do it on Tuesday or Wednesday, the cheeky cunt actually said he was gonna come on Christmas morning of course didn't do it, didn't message me at all today, went back to the company who arranged it and they told me he's coming at some point tomorrow.I was meant to go to a family Christmas thing in the afternoon, was gonna go to the bottlo after but instead I've raw dogged it.At least it gave me an excuse to not visit my dad.
>>152669229I am Scott Boland's father (never met him)
>>152669171.
state of it
>>152669211Day one of test match number four yeah
>England bowled poorly bar Tongue in the first session>Australia threw away most of their wickets>Australia bowling very well>England throwing away their wickets>let us blame the pitchnah this pitch is finei say we bring the back the front foot no ball rule, will make bowling tougher
>>152669238Definitely not
lole
What a shit day of test cricket and I say that as a bowling enjoyer
this isnt cricket
england should try to not lose any more wickets and score more runs
>>152669219> cuck ramblings
>be opening the batting for australia>bat twice on day one
>>152669238no chance
>>152669232>the curator should be hangedin the hall of fame for services to Australia
BEN CHOKES FOREVER
>>152669022I never realised this he was in water I always thought it was a wall of caramel or something
moral victory if they make to pass 100 to be honest
>>152669247you cant change a spare wheel?
Well back to the dyi jobs around the house all holidays I guess
Why are England so pathetic
Will England even make it to 100 runs
>>152669218The pitch is fine. Batsmen being shitters isn't the groundsman's fault.
stokes is always doing some dramatic shit when he gets out. poofy theatrical fairy
GONE FUCK OFF
>>152669275i was waiting till the new year to buy parts for my projects but i should have bought them a few weeks ago because now i will have nothing to do
ARSED OUT
Why not bowl your fastest bowlsman with him releasing it 15 metres down the pitch, straight into the batspersons face?It's only 1 penalty run
Reminder that England wasted their new ball by bowling leg side shit and bouncers. Could've easily had Australia out for 100.
>>152669300would be barred for the rest of the match for dangerous bowling at the absolute least
the pitches used to all be good on day one then deteriorate differently as the days passed seems like pitches now are either fucked from day one or completely dead for the whole match They change anything with how theyre prepared?
GOTTEM GONEReally great of Neser to pick up the wicket of Ben Stokes there
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
>>152669274that's the freshest water in Halls Creek dard
8/88
>>152669279do yourself in?
>>152669311say it was an accident
STATISTICALLY HES OUT BY THE TIME THIS POST IS SENT
>>152669305gotta keep that down if you're looking between slip and gully. mong shot
>>1526693189/99 and 10/1010 incoming
Did my post Christmas shit. Literally have an aura around me.
>>152669305Why did he even go to hit that?that is an easy leave in any scenario
>>152669312A good pitch offers something for the bowlers at the start and then becomes good for batting, before becoming good for bowling again as it deteriorates in day 4-5.This pitch is following the good pitch formula, offering a tiny bit for the bowlers at the start and becoming good for batting.The batsmen are just complete scrubs desu.
based ben chokes electing to bowl first and getting bowled all out on the same day
Based day 2 ticketholder me
>>152669336Yes mate two entire sides containing the best in the world just arent up to it hey
>>152669335Defending 13th stump.
>>152663666
>>152669332geez Bairstow stacked it on
might be in australia's interests here not to get these last 2 wickets too fast
HIS COUNTRY
These MCG Curators are giga brained hereMake it a deadly green top day 1 so that Australia can be all out and then England as well and make it so they get scrutinized, then they can turn it into a road for Australias second innings
>>152669332>dear mum, the cricket is going great and all the lads are having a lovely time
>>152669344kek did I hear right earlier that days 2 AND 3 were sold out?imagine being a day 3 cuck, get to see half a session in the morning if you're lucky
got a haemorrhoid for the first time.
how many poms will show up tomorrow?
>>152669361Australia will bat for 7 or 8 sessions.
>>152669345You’re being too generous with your appraisals
>>152669345I don't see India, that is Bharat, in this test match at all.
>>152669331>10/1010 ->>2/10Probably.
Anybody clip Comfy Murphy?
>>152669317Did he buy, steal or trade?
>>152669247That took a long time for you to reveal you’re a sober pussy cunt
>ynr this
>>152669405now we're kino posting
Cazzie hereIs it a good thing when the 3rd inning starts on day 1?
Biz idea: the ashes is played solely in England from now on because that is the only time it’s a competitive series
>>152669405>right arm mediumdid they know that beforehand or just make it up on the spot
CARSE HAS HOLED OUT
>>152669405inglis could never
>bazball
ARSE
Will England get a century?
starting to think theres some abo voodoo shit going on with boland every time hes at the mcg
>>152669403with a pram like that, straight cenno cash probably
Smudge should bowl himself for the rest of the day
>>152669276Well because of my car type I only have an emergency spare and since I needed a new set anyway AND got told it'd be done in 2 days I figured it would have been sorted before I actually needed to go anywhere.If I had noticed it before I did my shopping I would have got 2 minutes down the road to the place I normally get new tyres from and had it done on the spot with whatever they had in stock.
99/9?
This is what England get for taking what is rightful Australian Soil that is Bay 13 at the MCG
The ashes is the highest level of test cricket btw
donno how boland can be an "mcg specialist" victoria hardly plays there anymore
Naarm CG
God save the ECB
>Tongue ended the innings on a hat-trick>He'll get to have his attempt tonightKINO. The scenes if he gets the hat-trick.
>>152669447more of a junction oval specialist
ARSE OUTTONGUE IN
Could still get reverse perthed here with it becoming a road day 3
>at work being paid to watch englel collapse
>>152669456he doesnt open the bowling m8
They’ve rigged this the Aussies have
100 is NoG
>>152669465forgot to say >based me
OUTSee you tomorrow lads
Reminder that England had us 9 down on day 1 of Perth as well but couldn't get us all outYet here we are at the MCG Australia will do it to England with ease
>>15266946517.50/hr?
gotta dot him up last ball here
>>152669465based McCullum
GONE GOTTEMReally great of Neser to pick up the wicket of Brydon Carse there
it's His Land I'm afraid
>>152669440>me trying to give a shit about your problems
>>152669489Kek
bet isa loves it when tongue goes deep
embarrassing test for binland
at least we'll get 40 wickets in this test given england are batting second unlike perth
>>152669465youre paying with your time and freedomI am at home relaxing on the lounge watching with my undies on eating chrissy leftovers
>>152669440what, you can't use machine tools to manufacture a die and mould your own tyres?
>94,199 crowd>With all those empty seatsPommies leaving early already?
>>152669499bet she likes it in the "good areas"
>>152669502unless there's reversal of batting quality and a cheeky deccy
>152/10 & 500/6d>99/10 & 98/10
>some retard yelling QUEENSLANDAHHHHH into the fx mic
>>152669331it's happening
stokes should declare here
Englel claim the moral victory with that 100
Moral victory for England
england have achieved the moral victory for scoring 100 runs here
>Barmy army still having a lot of funCan only imagine the salt levels if this was vs India.
TON UP
feeling a powerful 2 (3) for smacky tonight
>>152669532would be lots of bloody cheating sandpaper bastard getting thrown around
just did a big English cricket team lads
>Lead less than 50Yeah, it's over. Atkinson 100 anytime now
Bbl is the new test cricketTest cricket is the new bbl
All of this is greens fault
most amount of people in the world ever at the mcg today
>>152669529>i would hang out with you>i wouldn't even need to be forced to>we could be matesc-cumgod....;_;
>jagging green top cutting batsmen in half>bowl short at the tailare >we just protecting the openers?
>>152669570>two centuries in one innings the other night for heatbit in this
"What else could England have done really?"-Stuart Broad
>>152669579Below average if nick daicos was playing
only tail by 46 all in all england arent actually doing that badly
england ticking along nicely now
>>152669503I work in emergency services so we never really stop Ill have such a day when everyone else goes back to work
>>152669597it's almost time
alex "keeps up to the stumps" carey
Webster would have caught that
>>152669590batted with proper intent of seeing the day outinstead of trying to baz it
>>152669608didnt ask
Perth Scorchers
>All this pressure on England about losing the series>"We've just got to show a stiff upper lip and play for pride">. . . >Collapsekek
Cracked open the cadbury favourites
>>152669617didnt need to
as a fast bowler do you feel like a bit of a loser when the keeper stands up close?
13 times has a person been dismissed twice on day one.5 of those happened in 1902.
>>152669636based spastic
>>152669631Quick sandown n7 for easy money
Based letting the pressure off and throwing for a bit to keep it interesting
>>152669655They probably don't want to bat again today
>This is England's second-highest partnershipIT'S OVER
>>152669655trying to protect the openers but leaking a few more runs than they'd like
>England could have a cheeky 2-3 overs at Australia's batsmen>Instead eeking out an extra 2-3 runs and letting Australia's openers get a full night's rest.
Vic prozzies gonna get an absolute thrashing tonight me thinks
post number is balls before tongue tongues anus
>opener nightwatchmanbased
Head and Weatherald as night watchmen?
Can’t wait for the hard cut to 7 news
>>152669465bbBbBASED McCullum
>single crow(?) watching starc about to bowl from the boundarykino
2 pizzas and 2 sides is $42.50 delivered wtf
>>152669706heh
Anybody baking?
We postmaxxing
>>152669711x
>no proper bay 13>8 hours of the worst fucking cricket you've ever seenWorst boxing day ever and I hope it's a long long time before England tour Australia again
baking
just bake we still have BBL
>>152669709yep it is bull shit
BODYLINE
>>152669709got dominos recently for first time in ages and it was both dogshit quality and expensiveshan't be doing that again
cameron back to his bullying ways
Still a bully just like in school
>>152669709What's the price breakdown?
thinking fish and chips tomorrow night
>>152669716Yeah sosig rolls
KNOCK THESE SHITTERS OVER
LMAO just like Green got out, he learned
10/110
Well done Green you fucking retard
Big Buckets should have been in the team
>trying to not get england out >they still manage to lose a wicket they really are better than us
Why the fuck did they take an early tea break when Australia were all out but dont just end the day here when they will only have 1 minute left?
OH NO NO NO.ONE OVER TO FACE.
>all out>only have to face 1 overnearly perfectly played
you now remember that series when matty wade decided to just wear short balls on the body
DIVIDENDS!
1/0 Incredible
>>152669749Plus they jew'd out on cheapass Tuesday which is a sacred Aussie tradition. Instead of 50% across the board it's 30% for 2, 40 for 3 and 50% off for 4. Fucking bullshit. Now I gotta buy 4 gay ass pizzas to get the full deal.
6/0
>making them face 1 overreally
Boland will open kek
Some one bake /bbl/
They should send green out as the night watchman for taking that wicket
Get Boland to open
can england get them all out in 1 over?
>Boland to open the battingCowardly.>>152669775Early tea doesn't affect the total game time. Knocking off early does.
>>152669709>>152669739>>152669762Found a better code. New code is $43.64 for 3 pizzas and 3 sides (and they have a double drink thing so like 4 drinks and a garlic bread)
>>152669780>inb4 4 balls down the leg side or over the head
IMAGINE bowling us out on day one but you’re so shit anyway that you send us back in to bat before the day’s over
>People (Indians) cried about 19 wickets on day 1 in Perth>Melbourne does 20+ wicketskekekek
can the yids at CA get some kind of compensation for lost days ticket sales because of Englel being absolute fucking garbage?
Don't mess up the hat placement
>>152669805>People (Indians)Huh?
The most poothetic day in test cricket history
>>152669805Victoria is basically Mumbai now they must be seething kek
Bunnings ads are so fucking annoying now. Show the the price of an Esky, I don't care about your fake banter.
>>152669794technically yes but it requires 4 no ball run outs or mankads on top of the other 6 wickets for each ball of the over
If Australia add more runs to their total in this innings and bowl england out for less they could win this.
Australians are still hungover from the celebrations after winning the Ashes.
HIT EM FOR SIX HISLAND!!
>>152669749The young bloke recently turned 15 and started working at dominos so now I'm obliged to get the occasional 'za while he's working. So fucken bad. Even the meatlovers has gone to shit
>>152669802it's not as if the 1st innings was especially quickly eitheraustralia batted until the (early) tea break and bongs couldn't last the entire night session
I’ve googled ‘time in england’ so many times since the ashes started
what's the record number of day 1 wickets for melbourne? haven't been watching the commentary
SCORCHIES TONIGHT
>>152669817Forgetting the most chad method of all - TIMED OUT. Which is actually kinda likely given the current circumstances.
>>152669829They just said most in Australia since 1951
anyone baking?
new>>152669834>>152669834>>152669834
>>152669826They're literally GMT. So just take off your timezone.
>>152669824It's only gone to shit since the jeets started buying them out. And I'd be paying attention to how they treat him as well, they're abusive cunts if they think they're better than you (caste system or some shit)
>>152669833would be a case of TIME DOUBT cuz they doubted if they had the time to bat iykwim haha
>>152669824>>152669846Dominoes has been shit for a decade since them and Pizza Hut ran everyone out of the game with their $5 pickups.Hut has course corrected back to decent pizzas but Dominoes has gone full jew and are awful.
>>152669794There was a t20 womens game where this happened, the two openers had scored enough to win the game against the worst opposition in the tournament but it looked like rain was gonna come so instead of wasting 4 overs they all retired (except one of them I assume) and bowled out the other team easily.
