boxing day test day 1BBL
>>152669834GODDESS
business idea: both teams declare their 2nd innings so we get what I can only assume would be the first test match to ever end on day 1
>>152669834YUMMO
don't forget to watch the bbl with the lads
>>152669834proper Duabi toilet that
corr
>>152669834her boobs a bit sunburnt hereimagine rubbing in some aloe for her haha
Should've sent Green out as night watchman
>>152669852Shall be watching MY scortchies beat the 'canes
>>152669834>HIS LAND NIGHTWATCHMANHOLY FUCKING KINO
Australia 2nd innings 251England 2nd innings 118
>>152669834saudi rugs > persian rugs
>>152669849Pretty sure if Aus declare it'll be stumps
>>152669843I’ve got no idea what that means, only know that Perth and 2 hrs behind and nz are 2 hrs ahead
Wonder if Boland has ever battered twice in a day before?
get through the over and achieve greatness Scott
>>152669852>Sixers and Saars
boongland finna be out first delivery
>>152669852>singhs vs saars
Opening batsperson Scott Boland.
>>152669871No but sav may
my man hisland is good for a cenny here
>>152669852>Paki derby
why are you even defending that? just duck
as if you don't give tongue the first over for the hattrick
>>152669881SAVED
>>152669870So eastern states? You're either +10 or +11 if you do daylight savings in your state.So literally just add 1-2 hours and then flip the am/pm.
>wants to open so refuses to cowardly give his spot to a nightpersonbased head
>>152669852>two whitest people imaginable>two poos>head looking like a retard and some unregonizable guythis will sell our sport
no way he's surviving 4 more balls lol
>>152669897he only needs to survive 5 balls in total, doesn't really matter if he gets out on the 6th
>>152669897OHNONONONONONO
DROPPED THE ASHES
>>152669858ktim
>dropping the opening nightwatchman lmaooooo
7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET7NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET
HE'S DROPPED THE DEAD RUBBER CUP
>Dropping the ashesLabuschagne would've caught it.
>>152669897APOLOGISE TO HISLAND
infinity times more runs than Joe Root
KEK WHAT A LEGEND
>>152669897?
4 (FOUR) RUNSLMAOOOOOO
BOL4ND
thats a humiliating moral loss to england here with that boundary
that bethel lad has had a shit day hasn't he
BASED
HIS LAND BREAKING THEM WITH HIS BAT
We should have declared
FUCKEN GROUSE OVER BOLAND YOU MAD DOG
>English fielding
>>152669905>>152669906>Bethlell
>dropped a catch>4 runs insteadkek
SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY
I miss test cricket. feels like only last week we had the first test match of the summer and now I'm left waiting another year for the next one.
>>152669897GET FUCKED
>snubs fat whore in the stands on the way to the tunnelbased
TREATY NOW
Ausgods with the moral victory
BASED BASED BASED BASED
tonight on 7newsmy undies are pooey
>>152669936Day 1 finished lads than a minute ago mang
shoulda raised the bat 2bh
so weatherald bats at 11
>BBLshan't. alright cya tomorrow mates.
>boland the tail ender nighwatchman opening batter scored more runs than duckett
>BETHELL>BOLAND>BOUNDARY
I call him Dogshit Sharma
yo guys it’s me charlie hey did that english top order just turn into sand
TREATY YEAH TREATY YEAH TREATY CHUCKA NARD VAIR WUDJA YEA NARD VAIR WUDJA YEAH NARD VAIR WUDJA YEAH NARD VAIR WUDJA NAIR WALA WALAAAAAA
>>152669936we could/should be having winter tests in darwin and north qld and host bangladesh again. or even south africa given they won't tour here during our summer anymore
This bbl game in mumbai?
>>152669947KEK
>>152669952HOWLING
>>152669947And Root put together
>>152669956>Sydneyyes
>>152669946see you mate have fun if youre going out but be safe x
>>152669962in and out of the paw
designated doom posting hour begins now
>>152669962Marnus would have caught this
I know it doesn’t look like it but England won the story here
>>152669970Can we push it back a bit I haven’t had enough beers yet
Not a batting pitch today, then
>Curran>Operates on 6-7m length what did they mean by this
why doesn't babar simply hit the ball? is it a pakistani thing?
>>152669974sorry, no
>>152669962Didn't carry. Would've had to have dived VERY forward which is basically impossible when slip fielding.
Business idea: a third innings >>152669981
>day 1>innings 3propa confused at diss hairfta be boggledwonder if test cricket could be saved wiv diss format. like 2 or 3 day tests just deckin it out t20 style, someone MUST winmake it like baseballlike we couls have 6 innins even or summat2 per dayblimeyfink diss is a good ideamuch better than the fucking hundred stupid tory cuntstories hangstarmer hangstokes hangmcullum hangimmigrants outpropa phwoarin' aint i>>152669834would pound her vag into the dead earth
>>152669973>don't trust your eyes and believe my lieskek based wizard
>>152669983that's why m8
93,000 seems very low, why don’t the get more people to the cricket
adelaide test drew 5-6k over capacity and nobody batted an eye (or died). time to rip the seats out and have huge standing room areas
>>152669858how old is pat cummins he looks about 45 here
>>15267000267
>>152669834tell mewho the fuck is this wenchoid
>>152670010Hayden's daughter
They have no idea how to play a 5 day Test Match. It's men against schoolboys. They won't mind though, they've made a few quid for a couple of minutes at the crease, had a few beers and taken in the sunshine. Not a bad jollies for them at all. I can really empathise with the pain you lads are going through, Ben. Needs a Boycott or an Edrich who could occupy the crease not Sunday League cricketers.
>>152669988this is promisingi thought cricket was over for the white man in this country after seeing all the smelly pajeets last year
>>152670010thats me :)
>>152669998All the lads staying home to play Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on the Nintendo Switch 2
>a jollyhas this always been english slang? swear i hadn't heard it til this year now i've seen it like 10 times
siddle would've tore through those bongs today
sydney seems to be swinging, so we might get a two day test here too
What do you think Haydos thinks when he sees pictures like that of his daughter?
>>152670032weed
>>152670034He's a queenslander, so probably "cracking tits love".
test cricket is crap, I'm glad we have 6 hours of big bash kino tonighte
>>152670034would
>>152670035yes, he would've dismissed root too
I want to lick grace Hayden pussy while her dads 380 highlights play in the background and I make her cum each times he reaches the 100 milestone and then I cum on her face when he get out
>>152669988no wonder the Uber wait time was insane today
Remember the Seth Efrican who declared because he was respected Brian lara too much to score 400, and then Lara came out and called him a chickenshit who lost his nerve lmao
Short form videos ruin your brain
>>152670047mulder
>>152670048yeah but at least my brain isn't ruined
>>152670043reckon she'd heem you jeet
just realised the partnership is phillip hughes
stomach is in disarray
>>152670061Yeah? And what would you do mate? Fuck all I reckon. I’ll give you the first two fucking swings with my hands behind my back mate and see if you can dent my chin. You won’t though cause I’m made of fucking iron cunt. You little faggot bitch, I would make a mess of you, you’d be a puddle of blood once I put a few through you mate. Don’t fucking run your mouth if you can’t finish the race, this is what happens.
>>152670047Because West Indians are based
>>152670048for me, it's 90 minute kino casino videos while i scroll onlyfans leak sites
>>152669834I fucked a girl like this btw
The Boxing Day test match today, 94 442, records the all-time highest crowd for a cricket match at MCG, exceeding the World Cup final in 2015Every single AFL match held there breaks 100k (and like half the VFL matches)
a succubus is making me subscribe to her onlyfans
me waking up at 3am this morning: i'm never eating sugar againme this afternoon: be's demolishing the 400g box of maltesers i got for christmas
>>152670047Haydo did it too iirc but maybe it was Bradman's score?
>>152670074It's gone up 1,000 already
>>152670080simmer down
>>152670080do better
>2nd shortest number of days for an ashes winwhat's the shortest for an ashes whitewash? another 2 day test almost locks it in
might hop into bed and continue reading nauseathen again i might not because it isnt very good
stoinwide
>>152669834Takasugi Kou maxed.
how do some girls arseholes look so good?
>>152670078It was Mark Taylor zoomie, and in his case it was stumps day 4 and he actually made a selfless decision.The guy this year won his match on day 3. He just lost his nerve
>>152670092bleach
>>152670092airbrushing
>>152670092???
>>152669989this, it bounced first
>>152670087almost certainly, since there's only been like half a dozen in history
>>152670078Clarke as well declared on 334 or 333, Mark Taylor did as well if i recall
whats going on with the peewee tonight?
>>152670098the arsehole isnt the problem here
>>152670104ashes derangement syndrome
>>152670098hey thats my gf
>>152670098just fucking lost my job thanks for nothing
>>152670092if you find arseholes attractive you might be a gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)
>>152670071Kek you wogs are all the same. Small and peculiar. She's made for elite British cock such as myself.
>>152670104theres two peewees: one chill peewee and then another that comes in to shitpost hard
>>152670080*stands up*
yeah thinking sixies are winning this
The future of the Australian pace attack. You saw it here firsthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DSosaIpiFCx/
When Michael Clarke declared on 329* against India he could have easily gone past 400, maybe even 500 if he got greedy. India batted for 110 overs in the 2nd innings and still didn't make it into day 5. Who knows, there may have been rain forecast for day 5, I don't remember
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSsh9nqjIfS/
christmas in the height of summer
>>152670113which am I?
>>152670119fuck you, I just posted an actually cricket related reel and you just ruined it all by posting your slop before me
>>152670123If you have to ask...
the mets peewee is the chill one
>>152670111if you find clunge attractive you are mentally ill
ausbros, we absolutely need to send more money to israel, china and the middle east
>>152670128phwoar england is massive
>>152669971Facts.
>>152670130not quite sure of the meaning behind this post
>>152670128>good cricketers pictured: 0
>>152670133centre of the earth centre of every map
>>152670128we need to stop the boats, I can see them from here
>>152670093I'm not a zoomie or I wouldn't have (mis)remembered it at all. I'm just a filthy casual
>>152670132absolutelymore revenue from smokes, alcohol and speeding fines is required so we can send to ukraine
Honestly you're retarded if you declare when you have a chance to set a world record. You'll have plenty of other opportunities to win a test. You'll probably have one shot in your career to score 400.Lara himself was a captain, so it's not like he was making a selfless decision when he set the record
>>152670145Team sport buddy.
ghost slip should've gobbled that one up
>>152670128Zero legitimate world cups in that picture
>>152670145you wouldn't get it
I think the sound is out of sync with my asshole’s snicko if you know what i mean
is kayo down for anyone else?
i literally do not understand how if you send money overseas it doesnt make there be less money here
lara was one of the batsmen of his era yet he's never mentioned anymoreimagine if he didn't have a few 300+ scores boosting his average and the world record
>>152670074which one captures the hearts and minds of a nation?
>>152670159dadza still thinks hes the greatest of all time
>>152670163based my long lost brother
>>152670160my kitchen rules grand final
>>152670128>>152670138take so much acid and you realise we are the original first player characters
>>152670159>never mentioned anymorereally? He's brought up from time to time. Chanderpaul is the one who would be forgotten if it wasn't for his shit son reminding us his dad was better
>>152670169that bloke that did like glue and temperature?
What sort of crowd does the MCG get on Melbourne Cup day?
This Ashes series has been absolutely awful
>>152670175chin up stokesy
You blokes are genuinely based as fuck
>>152670167That would be the Greeks m8(inb4 >muh middle-east)
nothing to do again
>>152670181wanna share a bottle of lambrusca with me?
>>152670182love that memory
>>152670180greece is the best place to go on holiday in europe
>>152670158But it does
>neser averages 14 in tests>boland averages 18 in testsimagine if they were the regulars instead of the FRAUDS cummins and hazlewood
Who /drunk/ here
>>152670185Alright you're gonna have to elaborate on this memory now
kev's a sicko
lasagna for dinner
>>152670136There's probably a few South Africas and Kiwis. Maybe even some Australians.
>>152670200>kiwis >good havent you been watching the ashes mate?
>>152670199Legit same
Wish I had friends
>>152670203>>152669858
What a crazy day of cricketCould have used a couple of lulls in the game where it was just slowly ticking on so i could get away and do a bit of study desu desu
>>152670206What you studying mate?
>>152670206centrelink still riding you hard over the chrissy holidays lad?
They'll probably get this harpy doing a where the bloody hell are ya ad for jeet immigration
>>152670212Dingle Wood man me
>>152670048haha yeah i just watched that youtube video too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do aussies really celebrate Christmas with a bbq and a shoey?
>>152670213Japanese langauge >>152670217I just quit my job a few weeks ago. Need to apply to cenno, should do it tomorrow
>>152670225first girls hairline is worse than mine
>>152670225You worry about yourself
The Noosa round the neck of McCullum is tightening.
>>152670199got a marinated chicken from woolies in the oven
mad how boland bat twice on day 1 of a test
>>152670232it took like 3 months last time i put in a claimhope you've got some nuts stored away
>>152670242Yea. I have been saving, you get backpaid right?
do girls get naked with their friends when they hang out together?
>>152670245I hear there are pillows involved
holiday
>>152670244yeahthey put you on their circus straight away though so you jump through hoops hoping they'll eventually approve it
>babar>raufwhat's wrong with pakistanis?
>>152670245Once saw a group of teenage girls prancing around naked in their front yard with a bottle of vodka when I was 16. Mind you this was in a very wealthy neighbourhood so there was no chance of diversity attacking them.
Poms, is The Great British Bake Off still worth watching? Recall a few years back it got sold or moved to another channel or something.
Siddle looks like a fucking lesbian
another anon was right saying bbl sucks for being taken too seriously nowi don't really care about seeing some mid player playing the "anchor" role and scratching their way to 50 (45) or a team hobbling to 130 after early wicketsit's lynnsanity or boredom
>>152670253beach looks pretty nice in the background there lad
>>152670253Koh Chang?
>>152670245With girls they already see what everyone else is packing.Breasts are visible through clothes so they're no secret and no one can tell if your vagina is cavernous from the outside.If blokes tried it you'd have the issues of penis size suddenly being an issue and surprise boners.
>>152670269koh samui
>>152670267>bbl taken too seriouslyby who? the 'tators? not sure ive ever talked to someone who took it seriouslyeven plebbit think its a joke
Siddle would still be a better test bowler than Carse
he's old as shit and still giving heated send offs in the bbl, a real competitor
>>152670276>by who? the 'tators?the players, commentators, administratorsnothing says "taking it seriously" like molding the rest of the summer of cricket around it
>>152670271ive seen more knobs than pairs of breastsjust part and parcel of playing a lot of sport / (slash) being a lad that has mates
>>152670276Its taken seriously by the coaches and players
>>152670259Where did you see these inappropriately undresses girls?
my sexers...
you're lying or a faggot if you say you wouldn't be interested if they were legal, or 14+ if you knew you could get away with it
>come to check out /cric/>it's just guys talking about how many penises they've seen
>>152670271One of my mates had the nickname Noo-Noo for all of high-school because he had really long foreskin
2026 is the year I have a full scale mental breakdown
>>152670303looking forward to it
>>152670302how long is it supposed to be?
drank 30 drinks yesterdaydidn't get drunkno hangover
>>152670302>Noo-Noo (Teletubbies)>Not calling him AlfredFucking zoomers.
>>152670308dunno, I don't have one
>>152670308you'll know it when you see it
>>152670308Depends how big you are soft vs erect. Need more skin to grow into if you're a grower, so their Noo-Noo friend was mogging the absolute shit out of them.
never seen tits, never seen a cock, never seen a pussy
>>152670313if i post a pic will you peer review?
>>152670316>Never seen a bird>Never seen a rooster>Never seen a catLeave the house, m8.
>we'll have a bowl thanks>head not out at the end of the day
>>152670312sorry for your loss. hope it hasn't damaged your relationship with your parents they probably just didn't know any better
>>152670322lel
>englel
>>152670322
>>152670322i saw clint mckay at the supermarkets recently
>>152670322>0 (0) coward literally spent the entire day at the non strikers
>>152670325skin off a goyim's cock m8
who else scorchies waiting room?
>Ball sent to clouds >Wicket>Crowd goes mild>Bowler doesn't even care Os the big bash a massive fucking money laundering scheme or something? I've never seen such a dead game in my life
>>152670329>>152670330>>152670331>>152670332>>152670333>>152670334>>152670335c-c-c-combo!
>>152670334yeah that's a medical condition
>>152670343>No one posted on /sp/ outside of /cric/ for 2 minutesDead board, dead website.
I'll be in England for a couple of days next month. What will happen if I try to discuss cricket with people there?
>>152670334you do balloon animals?
Stoin lel
>>152670349Stabbed peewee
>>152670349Make sure they're in a nice coat or that won't know what the fuck you're on aboutThe average prole has not watched since 2005
>>152670347Blame Japmoot and the captcha crew
>>152670349acid
>>152670358Captcha is easier now. Dice are a bit annoying, but overall it takes like 5 seconds. Quicker than lining up the text most of the time.
>>152670310>hot water bottle monsterdid boomers have no imagination?
>>152670354they hate cricket that much?
>>152670369It was SOUL.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdR27sh2dt8
just ordered some parts so i can continue a bit with my projects
hobbies =/= projects
>>152670393incorrect
Business idea: 3 innings per team
garn bunnings tomorrow
>>152670397business idea: infinite innings and the team at the end of day 5 with the most runs wins
anyone else watch this bollykino on SBS in the mid 2000s?
>>152670397teams just continue alternating innings until the end of day 4 and then the game must end on an even num of total innings (can go past day 5 if need be)
batsmen really should get 3 strikes like in baseball
are they 1/1 or 1/1?
I worry that the world of cricket is going to overcorrect trying to move away from bazball.We'll end up with tests where both teams haven't even managed to complete their first innings by the end of day 5And what will this lead to? A big swing back the other direction - a resurgence of bazball? Or maybe they decide 5 days isn't enough and we start playing 7 or 8 day tests?
That was a nice delivery
>>152670415>7 or 8 day testsneetGODS cannot stop winning
>>152670409I knew Australia's opener situation was dire but i didnt know we were trialing bowlers as our openers
>>152670409gillespie's nightwatch record on suicide watch
>>152670421Trav may be our spinner but hes not bad with the bat
Sister keeps coming into my room and it's really annoying because the top thread in my thread watcher is "/h/ - Biological sibling incest" and she's gonna end up seeing it before too long
whys phillipe wearing a yellow cap
>>152670415>7 or 8 day testsas long as we have Sunday as a rest day
>>152670428imagine having any threads open other than cric
>>152670428is she fuckable?
>>152670428as long as she doesn't find the /cric/ threadi'll charm the shit out of her
project codename gf2026
I do love a cold beer
Just heard the term multimedia and got flooded with memories
Why is sports on the day after Christmas so common in some countries? It's pretty fucked up for the players who can't get shitfaced or even attend Christmas activities because they have to travel or prepare for their games.
>>152670444remember encarta?
>nooooo I must get shitfaced to enjoy a wholesome family holiday
The burgers put a bunch of american football and basketball on their christmas day, let alone boxing dayI suppose it's expected from the nation that puts TVs in all their bloody restaurants
>>152670384based reference, I was unironically scared of the vacuum cleaner and would leave the room when it came on in this show
Kellaway could be a great Australian test batspersonSexy technique
BLANK RUN SHEETIS ALL THE RAGE
don't see muh Sixxies winning this
Still laughing over the fact that Smith gave the ball to Green expecting him to not take a wicket and he still took a wicket
i've already forgotten the name of the last future test batsmen that had to quit because he kept getting hit in the head
>>152670473will poocovski
>>152670473Phillip Hughes
Phil Hughes would have been really good yeah
>>152670477that's the oneis he still alive?
>He suffered from at least 13 known concussion injuries during his career along with mental health issues, and retired at age 27 in 2025.
>>152670473this cunt >>152670477which that cunt also some dumb shit about team selection before this match
>>152670458australia has a nbl game on christmas too
Whatever happened to P. Hughes?
>>152670478didn't quit mate, still not out
>>152670489retired dead
>>152670489playing in the IPL in the sky :(
>>152670489bet there were no PHughes from his family when they learned of his death
>>152670448No empathy for them when they are paid a hefty sum to do so
>>152670496im too brainlet to get this
>>152670485how did he get 13 concussions when on the relatively rare occasions somebody is hit in the helmet on tv, they always pass the concussion test?
>>152670505phughes is pronounce the same as phews as in sighs of relief. they didnt have any on account he died not my best work if im honest
>>152670509mostly from footy I think
>>152670509poor straight drive technique
I bet I could give you 13 concussions right now
>>152670500how nice of CA to let Jhye play the test today and fast track him into the bbl game in Sydney
2 hits mate, I hit you and you hit the ground
>>152670523from the stench alone
>>152670527why would i punch the ground moron
>>152670528DUNNIM
2 hits mate, I hit you and your shit hits the rug
crazy how slow this t20 feels compared to the ashes earlier
>>152670489philippe and hughes batted together tonight m8
>>152670541kek
>>152670537think they fucked it with the power surge shitused to be the best players came out and opened and now most teams have boring grinders at the top and the only players you want to see bat are at 6 and might get 4 overs at the death
>>152670549think you could be right about that
>>152670549>power surge
>stoin helmeted upsmacky's hiding behind him the coward. he's washed
Richardson is a sexy idiot
Kane Richardson is being raped at the SCG
Wish this pie Harper would fuck off and give StoinGOD a bat.
>>152670554curtis is an eternal avatar of the power surge
Got cheated on, lads.
Richardson what the fuck man
>>152670566rip lad, it happens. bitches ain't shit
>>152670566chin up lad, scorchies play soon
>>152670566Based Jules Neale
>>152670566dont give a shit, go fuck yourself and fuck off
Live in Adelaide but exclusively only watch Stars games
>>152670566Chins up Mrs. Lyon
merlo might want to invest in some contact with the ball
>>152670584masochist?
>>152670591poof
DID SOMEONE SAY SCOOORRRRCHIIIEEEES???!!!
>>152670588Anon might want to invest in some merlot.
>>152670592ah right that makes sense
not feeling like a beer kind of night, so i'm drinking port
>BBL til midnight tonightHOLY BASED
Why is Sean Abbot not aiming at the stumps?
hanging out with a mate tomorrow who's not into the cricket, gutting
>Abbott takes only wicket by being directly on line>bowls away from the stumps with no swing the next 2 overs Is this just theater?
>>152670604you can talk abour feelings
What would happen if Harper hit a 6 and the ball landed right on the soft spot of a baby's head?
>>152670593remember when a dj booth at a match went up in flames? and of course it was a female that started it with her negligence kek
>>152670604you can talk about your feelings
when did /cric/ lose it soul?
>>152670608it would be extremely painful
>>152670605yeah mate, fix is in
>>152670606>>152670610You can't delete posts fuckhead Not worth the second attempt
imagine letting harper hit a century on youabsolute state of sixies
>>152670611When lawncunt stopped posting
A 100 ON DAYBOO
>>152670615if i fuck up a post i repeat it, deal with it fuckhead
what does heartbreak feel like?
Did Sam Harper solve BBL or are the Sixers just phoning it in. Richardson can't really be that stupid?
>>152670617sam harper reminds me of the manlet matt and trey pick on in baseketball
>>152670627kek
>>152670625Like bags of sand
Only 4 more overs for Stoinis to get a bat, getting nervous lads.
MY scorchies
>>152670633Phew
>>152670617we're a jokeno big names, no x factorletting Curtis down :(
>>152670566how do you know mate
cant get into this, I've tried for the first time this yearplayers arent really playing for anything and dont care, everything's carefully setup for easy runs and its like this sad club of second tier cricketers who are le t20 specialists (not good enough for their respective test squads) test cricket absolutely mogsshant, goodnight ladstest
why yes I am following a dead rubber
the gf's mumza and older sister had a blow up during Christmas board games last night so that means I couldn't go to see the Scorchies as they had all the tickets bookedI don't hate women enough
>>152670655im so glad i dont get involved in chirstmas it always seems like a fucking disaster
>>152670658on the plus side it made me realize I don't want a family life at all, fucking atrocious.
How can you get huge forearms like a cricketer?
>>152670648you get a $25 KFC voucher if you get MOTM
>>152670658pretty good for most people, dont justify being repulsive and nobody wanting you around with 'oh I just dont get into it'
>>152670664unironically indoor rock climbing
>good international nations for bbl importswest indiesenglandafghanistan>bad international nations for bbl importseverybody else
might cry because Christmas day is over
>>152670648You'll probably care more when it becomes serious business when the Mumbai Melbournians vs Sydney Super Kings.
>>152670658love xmas, love my immediate family, always makes me realise life is pointless without familyworth the effort to be a loveable family member
start doing this
>>152670648test cricket fucking sucks
>>152670670Was going to post a picture of Adam Ondra asking about peak performance, but turns out he looks like Popeye.
>>152670684i like my family too mate i just dont want to talk to them becuase i dont like talking to anyone
>>152670672finna llen and seifert from nz are good this year
>>152670691you like talking with us
>>152670696an anonymous cricketing forum is a somewhat different dynamic to talking to real life people
>>152670639you've got babar but he's shit in white ball. no idea why they went for him
zachy fears the BBL
>>152670694yeah, baz and vettori too so add them to good
See Worcestershire's Josh Tongue is making an absolute mockery of the Australians againJust a shame England weren't big-brained enough to pick any other Worcestershire men
>>152670705not a sport >>>/b/
marsh is ON
marsh magic if you will
Giving the BBL game a try. Honestly don't know how people do it.Only the first over in and I'm done.
>>152670719doesn't sound like you gave it a try at all
>>152670710on what
>>152670719wait till you see the Power Surge™!
thinking ump's call
we'll have a review thanks*intense breathing noises*
>>152670719honestly thisi can sit and watch test cricket all daybut the easier to watch t20s are just pure boredom to me. doesnt matter if it is internationals or otherwise, or even if it is the world cup
shrimply don't watch it then lads, not hard
Zachy lashed out at anything that other people enjoy because he can’t control the narrative.
>>152670566Based Mrs Paine
WHACK
finna llen
cats snoring
>>152670734the big bash is only good when players are actually bashing the ball not blocking or leaving or going for 1s in fact they should make it that if you get a 1 its -1 to your score
marsh legacy game. the one we'll all remember him for here on /cric/
the just giving the bbl a try mick again
don't want to defend the brainlet bash but when you are indian, it is going to be hard to get into because you don't have a relationship with any if the cities
not sure why but marsh has never looked good in a helmet
Big Bash is literally for children and gamblers there’s no inbetween, not sure why it has you spergs in such a tizzy
>>152670751looks like a fungi
>>152670744>If you can't run two, don't run at allSure it'll work well.
why is chaudury wearing multiple gold chains?
>>152670758identifies as west indian, same as timmy david
>>152670751they joke about how he has a massive head so it's probably custom made
if i don't like something i simply don't watch or post about it, testlets can't help themselves for some reason
>>152670763trvke
just saw that peter siddle didn't get a hat trick 'cause it wasn't his birthday
the marsh legacy game has been cancelled
>>152670737Yeah but i still have to put up with retards who post about itUse match threads please and thank you
>stan darsh
>>152670485Remember this, and said it at the time: if you are getting heemed that many times you are a poor batsman. unironically bad technique and reactions to get hit that many times, should never have gone pro in the first place.
marsh? more like march back to the dugout champ
shan't be making matchies, not a peewee
>>152670763Because we have to put up with posts about t20s in a cricket threadJust not cricket innit
>>152670774Go to bed then cunt
>Twenty20 (abbreviated T20) is a shortened format of cricket. At the professional level, it was introduced by the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) in 2003.
>>152670780might do this c u cunts tomorrow
yeah sorry mate didn't mean to interrupt the bountiful discussion on the day's play
>>152670757exactly this is meant to be entertaining so have silly and dumb rules to maximise the entertainment value
Maybe i want to talk about the test match that happened today
>>152670788Go on then. Thoughts?
Test cricket isnt that good you cocksuckers
Take it to the test cricket general
>>152670788>test match more like ODI
>>152670788There wasn't a test match, rather a ODI.
Tonight's kino: Entrapment
They should stop testing cricket, it's shit
So you guys want India to dominate T20?We need to support local T20 if we want any shot at winning the T20 World Cup
>muh muh muh the pitch is badseeing quite a lot of this in regards to the MCG pitch and am already bored of it. It’s not like it Sabrina Park tier. At the end of the day batsmen should be able of adapt their technique to conditions and bat to suit them but because modern batters are cooked they apparently aren’t able. If these batsman can’t deal with it then they aren’t Test quality, I’ve yet to hear any excuse other than cope.
finna? llen
WALLOP
Todays ashes test match was more like a club cricket match, shit pitch, shit batting, 20 wickets in a day
>>152670800you shouldve seen some of the deviations today champ thankfully fox tech has that covered so we can see that the movement is far beyond that which we can expect a batsperson to handletheres no "adapting your technique" when its moving a foot sideways after it pitches
>>152670800Every fucking ball moves sideways, no one can bat on it
>>152669834Wtf I love criquet now
>>152670800It was pretty fuzzy to be quite fair. Don't mind a green top but this was taking the piss a bit
plucking cheek hairs right now
>And obviously they’ve bowled well as well. It’s a pitch which is doing quite a bit. But we’ve got to just come back tomorrow and do the same again.”>“I feel like if you put the ball in the right areas, which I felt like we did today as a bowling unit, you’re going to get your rewards. It feels like that fuller length definitely helped, it helped me, definitely, with my angle.”Wtf? I thought Indians were the ones who doctored pitches? Is the great nation of Australia taking advantage of being hosts?
>>152670812I know it’s difficult with the angle but why don’t you just shave your arse instead?
>>152670815considering it caused a total australian batting collapse as well and is a dead rubber probably not hey
>>152670374Be safe just talk about Arselel nogs
>lyon gets injured>call the G curator>"we're playing 4 quicks, you know what to do"
um coopbros?
>>152670816I waxed a teammates ass on an indoor cricket trip one time
cooper GONEOLLY
>>152670821>dead rubber Australians are bound to win so yes
>>152670830exemplary mateship
>>152670839>>152670839>>152670839
>>152669834my gf looks like thisyes im a very happy man she give me the sex with boobs
>>152670212imaging going dogging at the nymphofield
>>152670489He was just a kid.
>>152670566What was his name mate
