boxing day test day 2 (lol)
>>152678898Which one is Boland?
luff are scoop ngl
He reminds them
>>152678898>my ancestor :)
>>152678927What's wrong with his skin
what happened to the pajeets
>>152678898>threadsperg making very earlier because he got KEKED earlier todayKEK
>>152678924scobo *
the sleeper tarq neek of leicster getting spanked around the court in worksopim thinking the first three games might be competitive but then he will just capitulate. as he is about 50 and has bingo wings
>>152678959
>>152678940they keep playing home test series
>>152678946>beat you to the op againkek
need to go to bunnings again
you’re not a deano zacharias
Duckett at Noosa
Anyone have that drawing of crawley and duckett?
>>152678973For?
>>152678973be sure to bring your trade licence or they may not let you in
>>152678986i think he only needs to go to one
this ashes series has been fucking awfuli bet the next ashes in england will be good though
>>152678981lmao
nearly every test has been identical>ausgods collapse>bongs get chirpy>bongs collapse>ausgods win>bongs disappear >drunk poster drops jeet nukes>jeets disappear >bongs take over the night shift with blogposting
>>152678980thank Godrob key is a deano
>>152678957
>>152678938Asked a convict pitch curator for a glow up
small tittie emo gf
>>152678938anal birth
small tittie fat arse gf
>>152678981 >>152678998‘ate bullies ngl
>>152678965Why hasn't zampa taken up the mantle of firat choice test spinner yet?
>>152678986need a new garden rake, old one brokesome mulcha longer extension lead toomight look at some other shit
gf
>>152679041crisp
>>152678959>>152671126
What percentage aboriginal is Boland? Is it meaningful one or is he just another heritage grifter using his very diluted indigenous ancestry to access handouts?
The Hindu /strongmind/ marches on
>>152679078Quadroon
>>152678981This is not made by an artisan
Kawaja's test career is surely over now.
>>152678981
>>152679096Nah he deserves an SCG or Gabba farewell test for all he's done
>>15267911812th man at the 5th test.
Once had anal sex with a Slovakian woman in Bratislava, it's like we got bored of P in V and it was just a natural thing. Maybe by penis is small, maybe slavs love anal. More more a combination of both
>>152679109AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152679128Great cricket related story this
britjeet can't hit a topsin forehand
>>152679109Lgm
What is the best sports anime? Ive only seen Blue Lock
Reckon zachy wouldnt be able to return my serve
>>152679082you can have a strongmind all you likeif you haven't got a forehand or a backhand...
>>152679184based kyle jamieson when you bowling again you injury ridden freak?
yes i love the cricket nothing like putting the shrimp on the barbie and cracking a fosters to watch tony head go up against the english cricketing team in the ashers i hope we can bring it back to australia this year there is nothing more aussie in the summer
>>152679182ping pong is pretty goated
>ping pong foy
warnies son is sucha. fag
>>152679187You haven't got any balls. Come down to da 'bro and take your beating twiglet legs
Haven't seen any policing individuals on the roads this holiday season.
>>152679109BALD
I love the warnes!
>>152678927>the first Test of Australia's 2016–17 tour of India in Pune, Pujara was dismissed for 6 and 31 in the two innings, with India losing the match cheaply
Dun like this test. Non stop action is a bit annoying as you are guaranteed to miss action if you step away for a few minutes
not going to Leicester simple as
>>152679253Get her on the team, Lyon needs a replacement anyway.
>>152679253>that fuckin chinWarnGOD lives on
>>152679109What are your pronouns mate?
/cric/'s favourite anime
Why are there so few father son players in cricket ?Especially compared to afl
what's afl
>>152679288David Warneson
it's over
Back from the beach and time to get on the beers. The best time of year
>>152679259He reminds themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMU2Txg4iZQ
>>152679288 sportsmen generally have children with hot gold diggers with fluffy bodies.
>>152679288Kane WilliamSONKyle JamieSON
>>152679279Has anyone watched this jeet cricket anime? I might give it a go https://youtu.be/IpvMAwDwaR8?si=tVnsrYGhJOV4Apkw
>>152679288ian and alyssa healy mate
How much will Cricket Australia lose from this test match from day 4/5 being cancelled?
>>152679322And day 3
>>152679288Exponentially higher level of skill and 'x factor' in cricket compared to all codes of footballTheres no free spots in the national side unless youre cam green
>>152679262>'bro>'staYou're a pussy. An excuse machine.
>>152679312Brendon McCullum my son deano my son
>>15267932210m to 20m
>>152679322nothinginterest has skyrocketed with under 3 day test matches, this series just secured the next generation of test stars and bigger deals for ca with broadcast deals
>>152679288>>152679320This is the Ramayana general
>>152679306Best Olympic campaign in the nations history and this slut ruins it right at the death
Smith ton incoming
>>152679377I honestly don't remember any of it apart from Raygun, she saved it
why don't you just the fuck up britjeetreminder you unironically chose to live in leicster over Gujarat
>>152679385tongue momos carse
>>152679399I agree
>English fielding
>>152679385>EAtheir fannies smell of fish
>>152678981>>152679109Based Kochie.
Twiglet legs having a melty because you didn't think i'd take up the challenge now you're too pussy to come down to da 'bro and take your beating
>>152679413Why the fuck does every cunt cut thick ass slices of tomato?Tomato is much better thinly sliced
The MCG curator should be sacked for serving this up, he has embarrassed the whole nation
>>152679288There's just far fewer top level cricket players compared to AFL players. In AFL you have 23 players playing each week for 18 teams, that's 414 players playing each week. In cricket there's 11 players on the national team plus 66 first class players
Why don’t they have wk averages where it’s how many byes they concede per dismissal they’re involved in
>>152679441What's wrong with the pitch?
>>152679441He only doctored the pitch how he'd been told to
>>152679404Imagine the size of their muffs. So cute and dainty but underneath it all raw animal sexuality. 100% MONSTER muffs on these babes
Business idea: Giant one-way mirrors instead of side screens, so people can be seated behind the screen and watch without being a distraction
>be woke university lecturer>decide to get into break dancing>use my white privilege to rank ahead of the POC who wanted my spot>get a free trip to the olympic games and enjoy Paris>sue some theater company for $10k who wanted to make fun of you and get free moneyShe really is a national treasure, would wipe centrelink clean if she was sacked
>>152679434More effort innit
>>152679454It's too green
>>152679461>forgetting her husband was the director of the australian break dancing selectors comittee
>>152679385>>152679404They looked cuter when I thought they could be Japanese. Koreans are disgusting.
pooview
>>152679471Don't worry m8, he'll be out soon
Autism kino
You guys piss in the sink right?
>>152679479One of them is Japanese mate
smoithed
>>152679471Looks pretty brown?This is what a green pitch looks like.
>>152679394hes been seething at the prestige the ashes has since the series started and has spent the entire time trying to convince his white masters that india is worthy.Compounded by the fact 'king' kohli was forced into retirement after a disastrous Australian tour, his team slipping to 4th in the world test rankings and a rebuild required that will take at least 5 to 10 years to complete.Also he badly needs a fuck (evident via his constant rage posting), cant socialise with first gen bong jeets at the events they hold due to not being accepted as a 'real' indian and being too old, missed his opportunity for kids and an arranged marriage, cant socialise with bong jeets because theyve all got kids and have assimilated to a degree and as much as he hates to admit it has to come here begging for attention to make him feel somewhat humanJust a very grim set of circumstances, dont hate him, he just wants to be loved :(
>>152679489no but i sink the piss iykwim haha
>>152679490Completely kogged.
>>152679509heeyoooooooooo
Where did the cric x-ray guy go?He had some quality posts
>>152679509R U G B Y .
>>152679454it's fucked. Insane unplayable seam movement which is also unpredictable, ball holding up so it's hard to even hit shots, uneven bounce and carryand even a slow outfield
Very, very, very casual cricket watcher here Who is the best bowler that is considered a pure batsman, and not an all rounder? I see Joe Root has 73 test wickets, is it him?Also why is wrong with Steve smith? Is he autistic, every dot ball he's having an autistic flex
Reminder England is winning. 4th innings is easiest to bat on
Surprised England didn't try to claim that
>>152679533Any webm of an insane unplayable seam movement? Or the ball holding up / uneven bounce?
>brook cooked >stokes comes over and fingers his pitussy
>>152679543*until australia bowls
root would've pretended to catch that
is this greens best innings thus far
>>152679490Japanese women OWE me sex
>>152679538>Also why is wrong with Steve smith?Very much on the spectrum.
>>152679538Greg Chappell if your talking all time. Lehmann too could bowl
>>152679543It was an amzing toss to win. If they can actually stretch it out to the third day it will be a batters paradise. Sometimes the conditions really do the work for you. Abysmal by Australia anyway
>>152679548stokes bowled weatherald with a ball that seamed back from 9th stump
>>152679565*be's here for you*
>>152679506Glenn McGrath told the BBC: "This pitch is too green, it has got far too much grass on it… That pitch has got too much life in it for Test cricket…
>>152679538The GOAT, Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar
>>152679575>divots all over the pitch already >batsmans paradiselol
>>152679584Well yeah think of the money involved. Three day of play gone with 90k tickets for each day?
>>152679506this pitch was fucked
*manifests a wicket
>>152679584>listening to Glenn McGrath
>>152679538Michael Clarke moggs Root.Balls: 2435Wickets: 31Average: 38.19Strike Rate: 78.545fers: 2Best bowling: 6/9If someone is too good as a part time bowler they end up becoming an all rounder.
>>152679587Be better conditions than early at any rate. But yes that was hyperbole
you know what they say, if there's grass on the pitch....
>>152679578>Read the girls' profiles>They're all trafficked, barely speak English>Forced to give bare blowjobs with ejaculation in the mouth OKAYDepressing rather than sexy desu.
>>152679605That's the chatter around the nonce wing is it?
>>152679605Sack the curators?
>>152679616kekGreen really looking to run himself out here
>>152679584He's Captain Planet villain tier when it comes to the environment. Would happily shoot the grass and pose with it if Bondi didn't make that non-kosher.
pitch is haunted?
how many runs we need ausbros
>>152679622He's in the nervous 19's
>>152679628Nah, just too much Green on it at the moment
*blocks ball* *runs 8 foot out of crease* *yells NO* *stroll back into crease*
Another dumb question, does batting average account for not out? I.e is it total runs divided by occasions dismissed?
>>152679641Not anymore lol
HOW COULD THE PITCH GET GREEN OUT LIKE THAT? UNPLAYABLE.>>152679635Extremely nervous.
Thanks JL you fuck
>get ready, he's about to do something stupid
>>152679630A 200 lead would be very defendable on this pitch
fucking kekWebster would have saved us there Can we finally end this Cam Green experiment?
>>152679641pitch status: EXORCISED
>Langer on commsi mute>"The one thing about Cameron Green; he loves batting."brilliant, insightful, the batting all-rounder likes batting
THAT WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE SHOT BY GREEN.Is Green secretly English or something?
You stupid fucking nicker
>>152679655nooo he is le developing player
>>152679657>batting all-rounderCam Green is a specialist fielder m8 and Cricket Australias boy toy
>7 down >neser comes in at 9 huh
>le generational player
wtf was that lol
>>152679666Yeah, developing into a Shield only specialist
>>152679672Did you forget Boland opening?
This nervous cunt needs to be dropped. Couldn't handle one fucking over of slow bowling without getting antsy.
Have heard your complaints. Just gave the pitch a 2030mm grass cut.
No Glenn, it won’t bring her back
>>152679684boland came in at 1 though
>>152679678That was a Greeny special m8Be happy you get to witness this for another year
>>152679685Most of the team needs to be dropped.
>gifting the wicket to Stokes of all peoplefuck sakestop feeding his ego and false narrative that he's putting the team on his back
>No Atkinson, rememberwhat happened?
wish i had some african bush to dive into
Green by name, green by nature
oh no im ben stokes who averages 31 with the ball I can't believe I didn't immidately get another wicket
just nicking off to the selector's box to provide some services
>>152679695Glenn McGrath mistook him for an animal in the african savannah and shot him dead
>>152679695hammy
>>152679693I'm not against feeding the delusion of the English provided it doesn't result in better outcomes for them.
>>152679693>Sees Green shitting himself in the nervous teens>Brings himself on
>everyone fails>but it’s this player in particular who sucks
>>152679706cam green more like cam ginza
>shaneo missed the wicket but he doesn't care>kissing the urn in front of poms anywayKEK BASED POZZIE
SighSmith just needs to slog it now
uhhhh bros i thought carse was shit?
Unleash the autism SmothGOD It is time to heem
CARSE GOING HUGE
ABSOLUTELY UNPLAYABLE.
>>152679719>>152679721wdym australia's two best batsmen are at the crease now
WE'RE GUNNA WIN 2-3.
>very good bowling from Ben Stokeswhat the fuck am I hearing? am I going crazy?it was a wide half-tracker
>>152679734He keeps taking wickets though
PLUCKS IT OUT OF HIS ARSE
>starc to bat>QUICK PUT HEALY ON COMMENTARY
>>152679730you wont even make a hundred :)
For a minute there I thought it could go until lunch tomorrow.
how long until the power play
>>152679684never mind i just realised im retarded and theres 2 people batting
>be steve smith>pitch is mental, need to protect the tail>first ball of over>take a single and expose neser>neser gets outgreat work smudge
HeadKellawayRenshawSmithWardWebsterCareyStarcNeserMurphyBoland
>>152679741>oi yeah he's pretty shit ay haha
reminder that Smith will now be batting for the not out to protect his average
>Called for a no ball>His foot was farther back than when Starc got out in the first inningsKEK. Redo for the no ball gets a wicket.SAME OLD ENGLAND, ALWAYS CHEATING.
Lol
CARSE IN ARSE
THAT WAS BEHIND THE LINE
kek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHANO FUCKING WAYJEET UMP FTW.
>starc out on a no ball 1st innings>starc out because of a false no ball 2nd innings
>>152679741>*Starc hits the mute button*
this fucking fat pakijeet 3rd ump
these fucking umps i swear to god cunt
GONE GOTTEM AGAINFUCK OFF
the fix is in lads
>>152679770nothing fishy here
>don't call a clear no ball on a wicket>call a ball where he didn't overstep a no ball so he gets another crack at the tail enderamazing
>>152679748>smith taking a single off the first ball over the over costs two wicketsnice work retard
>>152679770Cummins orchestrated this to end the narrative that Starc is a better batsperson than him
ALYSSA HEALY CRYING
>smith takes another single off the first ball of the over again
England cannot lose from here
royal commission into the umpires royal commission into this pitch curator royal commission into alyssas commentary
>4chan asking me to verify my emaiHow long until we get upvotes?
>>152679795>does the exact same thing next overwhat did he mean by this?
>>152679802see >>152679757
>>152679807pitch curator is a state responsibility
>>152679803Kek
englel finally wining a test in Australian
get a big fuck off roller on this wicket after this innings
>>152679822kek
>can hear someone in the crowd yelling my name repeatedly >none of the players have my name
>>152679807Yeah she's proper shit hey? I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Test cricket in Australia is so fucking bad
so far it's gotten harder to bat each innings, if it actually turns into a road after tea im gonna seethe especially getting rolled by SUCH a dogshit bowling attack
>>152679824they will do even worse than we are like they did in the first innings
whose commentary is worse: Alyssa Healy or Langer?
England scored 110 first innings, what makes you think they are going to chase 165+
How many of these players will be at the next Boxing Day test?Marnus, Khawaja, Green, who else?
Who is this Richardson fellow? A sub/replacement?
What in christs name is smith doing
>>152679840>gottenfoy
>jhye avon richardson is 29 years old>he has played 27 first class matches, meaning 24 sheffield shield games and 3 testsFucking hell how made of glass is this bloke
>>152679861>>152679802see >>152679757
>>152679848law of averages
hazing ritual
>>152679861he doesn't give a fuck
>>152679844you're right sadly, this is all good fun but you know we're going for 57 tops when we get in
more of a pickle ball nation really
>>152679845langer specially because of his past comments about India
Jhye Richardson is a high grand champ rocket league player
The brave RichardsonThe cowardly autistic Smith
England are favourites on Sportsbet. It’s over.
Jye to open in Sydney?
>#11 showing the batsmen how to use proper technique>Meanwhile Steve Smith is moving around like a retardEngland are going to chase this down easily. The pitch is in good batting condition.
lel what the fuck was that from Richardson?Is he autistic as well?
why yes i will happily take some deluded englishmans money thank you
>>152679901>proper technique
Speaking of baby names, how do we feel about Jhye?
>>152679876hope you win bro, >we have been pretty smug first 3 tests
>lead by 173 runs
classic aussie innings
>>152679901>Steve Smith is moving around like a retardIs this your first time watching cricket?
always like Jhye me
>>152679913have you at any time considered becoming involved in the manufacturing and distribution of crystal meth, if so, Jhye is a perfect name.
Fucking based Smith having a laugh with these singles on the first ball
>>152679919He doesn't normally back away a foot outside leg stump.
>right-handed Usman defence
frankiejane new bunningsfu
>>152679913I like the H they put in there
smith should do hit wicket rather than taking those singles
GONE GOTTEMBACK TO ROCKET LEAGUE CHAMP
cunt's obviously batting for the red ink
>smith just dogging hanging Jye out to dry first ball of every overBased tism can't say no to the run
2 day testCricket Australia set to lose $15,000,000+
>Taking a single off the first ball of the over so the number 11 can face the rest of the overSmith really wanted that not out. Him and Stokes, both captains of their team, have a lot in common.
More of a County Championship nation.
Is it possible that the pitch is fine and they are just 22 terrible batsmen?
Smith taking a page out of Stokes' book. Look good while the rest of the team suffers.
excited to see some baz ball here
England won't make it past 100
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage lads?
*has a can of coke instead of 18 beers*
>>152679952Its both.
>>152679947Beers will be 30 bucks next year to make up for it
more of a big bash fan me
>>152679952absolutely possible
England need to do the smart thing and bat for brave draw here
Out:GreenMarnusKhawajaWeatheraldIn:Webster???
good arvo of cricket looms
>>152679962rum & coke
get ready for duckett to go for >10 again
unpopular opinion: the pitch is as bad as it looks. Smith wasn't actually playing for the not-out and just realised that a ball would eventually have his name on it, so turning down runs would be dumb
>>152679977Mitch MarshStoinisZampa
>>152679977See this post m8>>152679750
>>152679975>150 (1,800)
>>152679977PeakeKuhnemanKellaway
>>152679962
Hopefully England just go out and slogThis is a joke so get it over and done with already
>>152679977rocc or murphy should go inidk about batters, inglis i guess
Tie match incoming.
I still have a whole bowl of pigs in blankets to eat tomorrow.
>>152679981pepsi okay?
>>152679996Phwooar could you imagine those elite strike rates
listening to a bit of 'vool in the break
>>152679977Carey had a bad time with the bat. Need better than that.Out: CareyIn: Inglis.
Does yours guys bottle o's have everything behind glass and the guy has to go and unlock it?
Feel like the pitch unironically got better for batting in the last 4 overs
>>152680016it'll do.
Anyone else apply for tickets for the 150 year test? I'm in the ballot for day 2
>>152680030only the really expensive spirits (600$ +) or those little airplane ones
>>152680030No. But Aldi locks some of it's stuff behind a draw the checkout chick has to unlock.
I for one reckon they should play an odi tomorrow
hit up emmajane from the bunnings ad on insta, wish me luck lads
>>152680033it's a road now if england win
174 is a modest t20 score and England have 3 days to do it. They should be able to baz this out today at least
>>152680045>150 year test >still only goes 2 days imagine the refunds
Had a big strawberry daiquiri before and it was probably the nicest tasting alcoholic drink I've ever had.
>>152680045Imagine those who are stuck in the day 4 and 5 ballots
>>152680030My independent local doesn't despite having the equipment to do so, the Dan Murphy's have a few things and the First Choice has many things locked up.
>>152680056Is her full name Emmajane? No space between them (Emma Jane)?
Australia to win by 18 runs
>>152680066normalise men drinking fruity cocktails
>>152680056wonder who's driving her in the pic
>>152680056Bunnings doesn't even show prices anymore, it's just useless fake banter from a bunch of weird cunts that probably don't even work there. What's the point of them?
>>152680066What the fuck
>>152680066Wait until you try beer mate
>>152680075Yep
>>152679956>>152679959I reckon England will be all out for 108
>>152680081me mate
This match is a result of the Barmy Army having been given bay 13 here at the MCG
HES OUTITS BOLANDS COUNTRY
>>152680079Well there's a couple of poofs in here who love fruity stone&wood
>>152680056what u say lad?
et tu, winviz?
>>152680056Make sure you make finger pistols. Girls love finger pistols
>3.5 days to chase down 170Picture related incoming.
>>152679832sup jomon how’ve ya been fella!
>>152680079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx3EzCi_dOc
>England openers nearly given out for not showing up out in the middle on timeThey are shook
lol look at that england guy, he's so short lol!!!
drinking bundaberg (guava sparkling drink)
>>152680066for me its jagerbombs or umeshu
>>152680086Can't respect that. Not surprising she ended up at Bunnings desu.Parents never gave her a chance.
>>152680095stone and wood isnt fruity
6 tenders for $6.95 is not a good deal
GONE HAHAHAH FIRST BALL LMAO ENGLAND
>>152680115I got some ginger beers and lemon lime bitters in the garage fridge
>david warner in the commentary box
>>152680128the gridge
The Jeetstralians and Jeetlishmen will be talking about this 2 day test 10,000 years from now.
>>152680115Nice lad. Is your Bundaberg still made with only sugar?Our version has been shafted with the UK sugar tax, and has some sugar and some garbage sweetener?
did they change the seats in the MCG? I dont remember them being blue
Bazball cannot handle the pressure of 174 runs. They will collapse
IT'S OVER
duckett equals bolands score what happens next?
>>152680122Bunnings is an S-tier young person's job. Way better than supermarkets or retail. You actually learn things and the people and work mates are much more pleasant.
work just called
just don't do anything dumb england
>>152680124>go to their website>first thing advertised is pic related
>>152680152if you dont specify what variant stone and wood just refers to the original pacific ale
>>152680098Just said Merry Christmas and that her Bunnings ad is iconic>>152680122I think its cute, like Spidermans gf
>>152680126Nah, it is a pretty good deal m8Tenderloin packs range from like $6 to $13For like 6 to 9 tenders that you have to prep and cook yourself
>two day test
>>152680148She's 35, mate.
W I L D S W I NGILDSWING
Couldn't drink a warm beer me
GOTTEM GONE
>>152680146Duckett gets a few runs off one shot then goes out classic
>>152680082Franchise shops, so not all of them have the same prices.
>>152680124>>152680152lol its all fruit flavoured beer
Need to get a wicket every 17 runs
>playing at that short man syndrome
mitch starc more like bitch fart
GONE GOTTEM FUCKOFF
GONE GOTTEM
kfc tenders are TOO salty
>>152680181High level mathematics
you can tell warner is low iq because any time a thing shows up on the screen he HAS to read it word for word
why is warner on commentary every five minutes?
>>152680161>stane and wood isn't fruity poof beer
>>152680190>>152680196stop this nonsense, stop it now
>>152680211>staneoh no no no no no no
>>152680201>Being observant is low IQRighto.
Is this England's largest opening partnership for the series?
>>152680181England managed that feat not two hours ago.
>>152680197Wypipo be lyk "dis original respee kfc be 2 spicey"
One of them is tall and the other is short, it's an interesting approach.
>>152680179Must be a recent thing? They definitely used to show priceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmYSY03Dcok
win prediction in test cricket is fucking retared
You boys are about to get BAZZED.I can feel it.
a loss here is necessary to shed the passengers
Where is da Crawley Duckett photoAll the damn brits are asleep
So we all agree 2 day tests are the best type of tests, right?
Yep gg
Whats wrong with liking fruity beer?
>>152680251Only if Australia win them
>>152680249I know the one you mean, but I don't have it saved, sorry mate.
>>152680248who in the team isn't a passenger?
13 runs and no wicket dropped, we might just do it this time lads.
>>152680257It means youre a faggot poofta who likes men and cock up his (c)arse
>>152680225No.>1st Test0 and 0>2nd Test5 and 48>3rd Test37 and 4>4th Test7
>>152680251Boring desu.
>>152680242the betting companies use terrible odds in headline events to capture new addicts for their websites.
>>152680262careyneserhislandstarccum
Australia giving the poms a glimmer of hope before crushing them again. Very cruel
>>152680257>what's wrong with wearing a dress?
HE'S DROPPED THE BOXING DAY
DROPPED THE POOLAPSE.
DROPPED THE FUCKING ASHES
DROPPED THE COVETED OYE HOYE
DROPPED THE POO
Put Green in.
>>152680272im talking about fox winviz
You guys think this is shit, wait till we get another rain fest in Sydney, you'll get your 5 days of BBL re-runs.
wewhard catch that
DROPPED THE STORY
BITCH FART DROPPED THE ASHES
HEA DROPPED THE NRMA MENS ASHES SERIES
>dropped catch>miss run-outbaka
>>152680278Head?
>GET THE BALL
This is retarded. What am I supposed to do for the next three days?
JUST DROPPED THE FARKEN 2 DAY TEST CUNT
oh dear
>>152680269So it's unironically getting close. At 21
Yep this is over This is a bazball gift
Bazball works
>T-THE PITCH IS A MINEFIELDMeanwhile, England chasing it down at 10 per over. Kek.
BAZALLED
>not only can aus not 5-0, but this will end in probably end in less than 2 hours, meaning i'll have to go back to thinking about real lifegrim grim grim
Centrelink is calling me to job seeker
kek its over
>>152680313Rewatch Frieren to get ready for S2.
>>152680323This is the English cricket team though.It will be 90/10 by the end of the day.
>>152680313Shitpost. Maybe try a new board. I tried /y/ once. Wasn't for me
Morale victory at the glorious Gee.Bazball is back.
Apologise to bazball
>>152680343I look like this.
apologise cazzies
We just needed to baz harder the whole time. Weren't bazzing hard enough.
wtf is ducky doing
duckett is an actual waterhead
>Lost the series>Start playing well What's this strategy called?
How do I get a girlfriend?
Heh my boy Scottie B will bootyblast the English
>>152680345RIP.
>>152680360Bazball
>ramp shot
>>152680360The Archer Special
>>152680361Just be yourselfAnd be tallIt worked for me
don't get cocky kid
>>152680361no clue but if you find out, let me know
>>152680336I used to go on /int/, /x/, /mu/, /fit/, and /lit/ 10 years ago. No idea what they’re like now.
not feeling good bros
>>152680381it's over
>>152680361kiss a girl at the work christmas party when you are black out drunk so you forget it, then ignore her for the next year because you have no idea it happened, then she confesses her love for you at the next years christmas party
>>152680381Based Warnie moments before collapse
GONE FUCK OFF THAT'S PLUMB
Umm, I thought Australia were supposed to be good at cricket?
>>152680361*be's here for you*
>Australia won the Ashes (at home)>England beat Australia in one of the quickest test matches in historyWho gets the moral banter?
Why is the Indian accent so fucking ugly?
much like the last of my piss, that was going down leg
the umpball is in
>>152680360It's known as an English charge, i.e. a burst of activity or endeavour that looks flashy but as it is in no danger of achieving anything or risking anything, it is essentially redundant
>>152680396Umpires call
A BEES DICK
RIGGED
>jeets and peewees from around the world descending on the thread to live vicariously through englandkek every time
UMPBALL
this fucking cunt
starc bowling poo
Fuck umpires call. That was hitting all fucking day.
>shows ball hitting bails>"nah stick with your original decision not out" never understood this
>>152680406Im afraid England have won the story
GO TO THE BALL TRACKING KUMAR
>>152680423You always forget to delete your "funny" names
Is there glue on the outfield??
>>152680423shut up you lil bitch
>>152680361You need a nice hat. You won't get anywhere without a nice hat
Big win to the English XIII coming up.
The Aussie technology is woeful That was plainly missing leg stump
>>152680436Its within the margin of error for the umpire to be uncertain and if they are uncertain then its not out
DO NOT REDEEM THE WICKET KUMARDO NOT REDEEMTHE BALL IS NOT HITTING ENOUGH OF THE WICKET KUMARMAKE THE SIGNAL KUMARREDEEM THE HAND SIGNAL
>>152680436Used to piss Warnie off to no end too. "You either trust the camera or you don't" he used to say. Miss him
do you blokes prefer line or length?
>>152680456That's not how it works. If the on field umpire gave it out it would stay that way on review.
STARC IS SHITGET HIM OFF
australia could do with a wicket here
>>152680469girth
>>152680436>>152680463The ball can still swing after hitting the player's pads
heavy roller pitch remember, not seaming yet like it will after 10-15 overs
>>152680458Sir please don't post like this, it is very offensive to me and reinforces negative stereotypes
THE PITCH IS A MINEFIELD ITS UNPLAYABLE>England chasing it down at almost 7 an over
>>152680490my balls swing around all the time mate
luckball
>>152680491England will have wrapped this up by then
>>152680436>>152680463Benefit of the doubt should go to the batsman. If it went full electronic the DRS wicket zone effectively becomes like a full ball wider and the umpires completely redundant.
Terrible grammar.
fuck sake we are morally losing the ashes here
is this what it feels like to be english
A fucking six
Proper test cricket shot that is
>>152680478What's a good girth?
>>152680507The unpire is there to hold the bowlsmans hat and sunglasses
>>152680515Until Boland takes 10 on Frederick Henry Eugen of Anhalt-Dessau's birthday.
i'm getting worried bros.......
>>152680490Yeah? Make the camera account for that then? Lmao. They have the with and without deviation lines, they used them all the time.
new>>152680536>>152680536>>152680536
>>152680452This is great, Duckett will be mistaken for a cricketer and be retained for more tests where he scores 7 and 2
>>152680496>Could bunker down and get good batting conditions for 2-3 days>Instead get all out being retarded for 120>Cost your sporting organisation $20,000,000Think they might be secret Indian agents.
Bazzing to Bumdering
Can we stop bowling Neser holy fuck he is getting tonked
>>152680542no the camera cannot imagine if the ball was going to start swinging had it not crashed into the pads, it can only extrapolate the trajectory it was already on
