The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship resumes on Saturday at London's iconic Alexandra Palace as the third round gets underway.In the evening, reigning champion Luke Littler continues his defence of the title against Austrian stalwart Mensur Suljovic. Elsewhere, world number four Stephen Bunting faces James Hurrell, with fifth seed Jonny Clayton headlining the afternoon session against Dutch left-hander Niels Zonneveld.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches in Round 3 are the first to 4 sets, with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)Wesley Plaisier v Krzysztof RatajskiAndrew Gilding v (25) Luke Woodhouse (5) Jonny Clayton v Niels Zonneveld>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)Andreas Harrysson v Ricardo Pietreczko(4) Stephen Bunting v James Hurrell(1) Luke Littler v Mensur Suljovic>Post-Christmas schedule announcedhttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/23/202526-paddy-power-world-darts-championship-post-christmas-schedule>Day 13 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/23/anderson-van-gerwen-produce-vintage-displays-reach-round-three
i missed you guys
Round Three schedule. Incredibly the only all-seeded fixtures play in the same session.
>>152683719Same bro.Good to see everyone again.
ferret
Like todays schedule, a lot of games look balanced, I even like to think that there's a small opportunity for an upset for Hurrell. Can't see Mens doing anything against Littler, sadly, no matter how much I try envisioning it.>>152683719>>152683802Same, bros. Was sick in bed over christmas, with no darts to watch.
footballdartsmas
>>152683709>>152683719>>152683802Here we are then>>152683848Hope you feel better, Germanbro.>.jpgFucking hell, from the thumbnail I legit thought it's van Gherkin.
>>152644385>he was still comprehensively outplayednonsenseit was a very equal game. if someone comprehensively outplays someone it doesn't end up 3-2 (with 6-5 in the last set) and 15-14 in legs
>>152683873Midget should have won 3-0.
>>152683879but he didn't because he didn't comprehensively outplay noppert
>>152683886Noppert needed a 102 finish with Hood on 25 and then an 11 darter just to stay in the match.
>>152683898yes, they both played very well overall, with bit more up and down over the legs themselvesit was equal
how DARE you question BOP how FUCKING DARE YOU
>>152683848>imageBarneleld at it again: https://oche180.com/barney-vows-not-to-quit-as-christmas-is-cancelled/>Van Barneveld insists he has no intention of walking away from the sport but admits he needs a kick up the backside to rediscover his form. >He said: “Christmas doesn’t mean anything to me this year. I have nothing to celebrate. I’m looking for someone to motivate me, a tyrant. Someone who says: 'Mr Van Barneveld, you too have to work a proper workday from 9am to 5pm, just like any other citizen. After that, you can do whatever you want.' >I need structure in my life, including in terms of training. That’s lacking right now. I’d like to lose weight and get fitter, but I’m a lazy person. Sometimes I sit on the couch for days scrolling through my phone and doing nothing. I don’t even get up to go for a walk with headphones on. I need an inspiration to get me off the couch. On the day of the match against Bellmont, I was supposed to be picked up by a shuttle bus at 4pm, but it didn’t arrive until 4.30pm. I only had two and a half hours of preparation instead of three. Before I knew it, I had to go on stage. I started the match extremely wound up. I need a companion who tells the hotel staff, 4pm is 4pm. I’m looking for someone who’s available day and night to arrange everything and with whom I can share my joys and sorrows. I’m not the most pleasant person after defeats, so that person has to be able to handle me. And such a person also has to earn €2,000 to €4,000 a month. Just cough up that money if you don’t win much prize money yourself. I hope there are sponsors who can help.”
>>152683917ouwe depressieve lul haha
>>152683917barney just needs to retire and stop giving all his money to women
>>152683915it's footballdartsmas
>>152683917Top fucking lel
>>152683917>2 grand month
barney should never have left Sylvia
>>152683869I am, thanks lad. Still coughing, but fever is way down.>>152683917Not sure what he's doing there, is he asking for some kind of dominant manager wife, and he wants his sponsors to pay for her?
>>152683917i mean, i'd let barney pay me to be his tard wrangler
>>152683719same
>>152683917>Sometimes I sit on the couch for days scrolling through my phone and doing nothing.Heh. Imagine just wasting your life like that. Couldn't be me. Heh.
>>152683939right before he retired he said he gone from level 5 to level 25 in the last couple of years and sylvia hadn't
>>152683963the moment it doesn't work he'll just curse you out and won't want anything to do with you anymore
>>152683984>and with whom I can share my joys and sorrowsi'd just leak all of his embarrassing secrets then
his life is hard
They just had a Zonneveld interview on Sport1, Zonneveld has won the last 4 straight vs Clayton. I checked and it's true, however it's all short distance and distributed over a large timescale, so not very telling probably.
threadly post your walk-on lads https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98?si=xbkfEkJn9tvOGaB5
europe unironically going to war next year so enjoy this event lads
>>152684002i wonder if clayton having one less match played helps him or hurts him
>>152683975meant for >>152683949
>>152683953Good to hear.>some kind of dominant manager wife, and he wants his sponsors to pay for her?Oh no, how horrible haha>>152683974...heh
>>152683975kek what a dick
>>152684002did they really kick the other expert after the hopp had flopped? kek
no more wadey, im a noncefinger lad now
I think Katha looks a little... excited here?>>152684011I don't think it plays a big role. Those guys play so many games, and with the PL are used to silly rhythms.>>152684015Yeah, having that actually sounds nice. Could still end up with cow wife, though.>>152684023Not sure what happened. That was probably agreed on beforehand, since Max was their usual expert, and no one expected him to play after christmas.
Afternoon lads, how was your Christmas?
>>152683917BARNEY ARMYLove you based Barneh
>>152684058>AI generated darts player.jpgExpecting wins for Rat, Nonce & Clayton this session.
>>152684058>I think Katha looks a little... excited here?I think she was more excited talking to based Gilding. Peak male performance.
>>152684059My brother is going through a divorce so had to offer up my house for the Christmastime he got to spend with his daughter and two step-daughters. And owing to that, I got to spend my day listening to a three-year-old crying over toys and wanting more chocolate and him clearly taking out the frustrations he has towards his estranged wife on her kids. Don't have kids, guys. Or don't marry a single mother with mental issues within three months of meeting her. Or maybe both.
>>152684090Can't blame her, to be fair I think even Max looks a little horny here.
Thank god they've binned Lewis Jones for the rest of the tournament
>>152684149The PDC must have realised he was complete shite
ogre, soul
i missed the dancers even more than you guys, honestly
angels is such a shit walk on song especially for plasier change my mind
Based Ogre, hope he does well. Would like Rat advancing as well, but I want Ogre to be the Cinderella run of the tournament.
You now remember Adrian Lewis singing 'Angels'
>>152684172you can tell it was chosen simply because the mongpit already sings it in every session
Let's get some energy into our walk-on songs, please.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abr-XWJMeu0&list=RDAbr-XWJMeu0&start_radio=1
the prelims are overthe wc starts nowhuzzah!
This bloke is absolutely massive, and very very ugly
>>152684193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdbR0jnfvQ
>>152684178You will now remember Duzza using "Angels" as his walk-on
>>152684193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY
das break im ersten leg
>one guy sings "please don't take me home" 5 minutes into the session>you can hear the rest of the crowd audibly giggling at him
touristfag but I have to say I am envious of this guy's build
A Big Beautiful Wesley win today puts him within 1 win of the Top 64.
doppel zwanzig um das break zu bestätigen
>>152684237which one
mongpit is very low energy right now
>>152684241he should be the face of darts for the next 2 decades
>>152684251isn't it obvious?
>>152684059Was alright had dinner with my mom and bro 2x and had some drinks with some friends 2 evenings
satz nummer eins
>>152684059i genuinely don't think i did anything except catching up on sleep and masturbation
>>152684262depends, some people like to pigmaxx while others like to pigeonmaxx
>>152684252>Dutchman vs Polish dudeThey are confused about who they should boo.>>152684237Peak performance.
>>152684059drank too much cognac and woke up naked on my settee at 4am boxing day with the worst hangover ive ever had
hendo is not battleship-sized anymore right?
>>152684253This is the run he should have had last year but absolutely fucked it away. He was awful against Azemoto and arguably should have been knocked out there.
>>152684301Saw him playing 1-2 years ago, and he definitely had lost some weight. Still quite massive, but visibly less than before.
Rat 10 darter to break immediately, incredible.
break im zweiten satz
setmodus diskussion im dazn
>>152684327>>152684342Based dutch Elmar enjoyer.
ratajczyk goat
richtig gut>next matchwoodhouse is not meikle
>>152683917>He added: “I may have earned millions in prize money, but a lot of it went to the tax authorities, a divorce, and travel expenses. I have to keep going.”Kek all the ‘Barney has to play because he owes his wife money’ posts were actually real?!
have meikle, woodhouse and zonneveld ever been seen together in one spacemaybe that's two people pretending to be two...
>>152684386i thought it was because he picked up a new girl that he's buying expensive things for
the camera panning to random niggas in the crowd is annoying
Let's play a quick game of Christmas word association. What comes to your mind from the following words:>jackpotjoy>holsten>professional>vassos alexander>romanian darts festival
>>152684390>>152684386it's bothalso not spending everything coming in is difficult for him in general
>>152684388Generated from the same player base model.
Merry Christmas lads xoxo
>>152684407>vassos alexanderhe is not fatty croft
Is Plaisier missing all his upper teeth?
BANE SPOTTED
>>152684419Off to Q-school with you!
>Ratman>>152684212I miss Duzza, simple as
A MESSAGE FROM THE PIG
>>152684434no, >we saw an entire row before christmas on viaplayhe has just too much flesh in the front of his mouth
>kathy's jungs 3 potsdam
>>152684451Based
>>152684451No need to panic, Ratty... No need to panic! Stay calm, STAY CALM!
dazn commentators just went to hell?
Rare 159 scored by Ogre.
>boring boooring anon>boring boooring anonyour response?
plaisier macht das drei eins
ratty bros....fuck this captcha too, jesus christ
>>152684512
>>152684513Ein sehr schöner Mann ist er.
>>152684529>when she calls herself Queen of the Palace one too many times.
>>152684474The world has gone crazy! I, I, I... I should have destroyed you!>>152684518>need to solve shit 3 times every timefinna boutta stop posting any time soon because of this bullshit and I ain't gonna pay for a 4chan pass
Anyone just get 'captcha expired' a bunch of times in a row?
>>152684542kek
THAT 152
DAT 152
>127>152damit schaft er das break
>>152683719fag
>>152684593calm down
>>152684593doe normaal
>>152684619not a great footballdartsmas for him then
>>152684619Been fucked over by his management?
>mensur vs littler last game in the evening session tomorrowfuck me i might fall asleep
>>152684619snake shit peter wright
>>152684619what kinda teenage attentionwhoring is this? Either say it or don't say it, don't go all 14 year old scene kid diary on social media.
DAT 117 TO SAVE THE MATCH
>mom is making fun of Plaisiermean
HUGE 117
>>152684639>tomorrow
nou nou nou nou nou
>>152684669oh shit it's today lmao
Beautiful stuff.
come on plaisier this polish cunt isnt even forklift certified
>>152684661Tell her to quit lettin' shit slip, or she'll be leavin' with a fat lip.
>127>152>117/huge/ (but could have won it earlier but missed D20)
das war ein big point
an operation to get his mouth fixed can't be that expensive. Why would you keep walking around like that?
truly the next mvg
>plaisierbottled it
GWAN RATTY
der polish eagle schaft das break
>>152684716this is what happens when parents tell their kids that they are beautiful just the way they are
Great game, this. Not sure how Ratty managed to stay in it, but he did.
>>152684716anything involving dentists is dear as fuck
SWAMP OGRE FTW
>>152684736I don't think he needs a dentist, just a plastic surgeon to remove that double lip
fuck
3-3
BOTTLED
DARTING DRAMA
Dang, Ogre fucked it.
BIG BOTTLING WESLEY
KINO
rape ogre went flaccid
CAM ON
Duzza using 'bottle' as a positive is messing with my brain.
FUCK SAKE
even when Ratajski screams I don't detect any personality on him. Literally the blandest man I've ever seen.
>the first time Ratajski has led in the entire match
THE RATMANHE’S HERE TO GET THE CHEESE
>>152684465wieder
>Noncefinger beats Woody>Rat beats Wes and the Nonce>Smiff drops out of the top 32GWAN THE EAGLE
tried a no-look final T20
>NTR man getting cucked out of the 4th roundIronic.
>>152684840>ntr man what
>The BlobWhat an implosion.
3-4
ABSOLUTE /KINO/ from based Ratty
NEVER IN DOUBT
good lad
forklift friends...wat nou?
POLAND STRONK
Fucking hell, what a match.
CAW CAW CAW
>>152684830>Woody beats Noncefinger>Woody then beats everyone else>Woody new number 2 of the world
>14-15 in legssetplaygenot
Thank you based Rat
Ratty wins again, Ratty wins again! Hehehehehehe!
>>152684861>worst girl
>wood lukehouse nexti don't have an opinion on this
back to the forklift. feel sorry for blob man £33.5k over 2 years isnt alot he needs the money to fix his fucked up face
germansexplain the gospring.de advert
>>152684886>barely above maxi floppgrim
>>152684893boomer population
>>152684886you have to include this wcand his money is from one year
>>152684893we are a Flopp nation
>>152684886Use https://www.dartsrankings.com/ instead. Live updates.
>>152684893According to my analysis of the advertisements during darts matches, the people considered the target group are old, impotent gambling addicts,
>>152684908>>152684916>>152684924rip
BASED BIG RAT
someone drop the @ of the black dancer
>>152683917as if Christmas was there to celebrate your own accomplishments lol
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or Andrew Gilding his whereabouts on 13 March 1996.
GOLDGOLDCOME ON rANDREW
This is the first time I conciously experience the walkon of Luke Woodhouse. I swear until now he simply appeared on stage.
>>152684924literally me haha
>>152684951https://www.instagram.com/jadapaige.x/Lush she is my lid x
Luke "Warm" Woodhouse
>>152684958This will slide out of your conciousness by tomorrow and you'll experience the same feeling the next time he plays.
>>152684970Genuinely already forgotten what song he comes out to.
Have to be honest lads, the ladies commentators are better than the men these days.
Played a few legs after the Rat match. Tasty 37 average, will be ready for Lakeside next year
Wins for Nonce and Pikachu today and Rat in R4 sends these two fuckers into sub-Top 32 oblivion.
>>152684924gambling ads in the UK are literally everywhere and everyone is betting on sports so naturally Paddypower and Ladbrokes and shit are all over darts players.
>>152684958i missed it
>>152684951>niggers
>>152684966she cutethanks mate
>women commentating on dartsWhat the fuck? Is there two of the cunts? Game is fucking gone
Hope Abi moves away from commentary.
>shithouse
>>152684983May the darting gods bless us
this feels like the slurper of this session
stream has been shitting itself
someone tell them to hurry up
>>152685060It’s just like me fr fr
>nonceFor fuck's sake Gilding, you should have won this set 3-0
>suddenly, Woody remembered the concept of checking out...
any streams going? one i'm using keeps cutting out
>>152685083https://streami.su/watch/ppv-world-darts-championship/admin/1
DAS IST FORD KÖGLER
What the FUCK is going on with the captcha
hope we get another shot like this
>>152685123WAS SAGT DER VERIFOX?
If Woodlouse wins, he officially becomes a Top 20 player. That's fucking grim.
>>152685164I told you lads, better hop on the Woodtrain before it's too late!
This female commentator is interfering with my hangover
>>152685143thanks for posting this
i kinda like woodyi just think he's neat
>that Rat consistency from 1-3
>>152685164>>152685170
Who is the world's largest darts player?
Fantastically shit darts
>>152685191must be plasier
>>152685191they're all getting larger all the time
>28too old
>teeheehee he throw funnyban women from commentatingban women from workban women from voting
ANOTHER COLOSSAL 152 CHECKOUT IN THE SESSION
BIG FINISH
>dat 152GOLD
NONCED
gilding.....s!
>>152685191kleermaker?
I thought John Part was American
jesus fucking sfhdbsdhsg this dazn whore has no idea what's going on can the muslims just rape and bomb her already
Gilding is the comfiest player to watchWoody might be the dullest
>>152685229least deranged Finn
>>152684924Old, impotent gambling addicts who don't know how to recycle and need to be brainwashed into thinking that renewable energies are actually a good thing.
>Danny Dyer's caravan park Who watches this shit? reminds me of the Partridge youth hostel joke
>die beste frauenfussballliga der weltbit shit
>>152685211Not large enough
>>152685266Andy Fordham
>>152685271rip
>>152685271dead
this one's a snoozefest
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank!
>>152685284It was guaranteed to be one. Outside of that brief spell in the second set Gilding has been horrendous.
>shit Larry David impressionLaura is the only person who makes me miss Stuart Pyke
>>152683917>I only had two and a half hours of preparation instead of three.What a crybaby, he has been on this stage for decades and still finds lousy excuses for his lackluster performances.Absolutely disgusting, he will never accomplish anything if he stays a mental midget.
for me, it's bounty
You wish, mate.
>>152685333Do they not have galaxy truffles in anymore? They were my favourites
>>152685336Looks more like Modus regular Jarred Cole
>>152685336Luke Shithouse maybe
got to go see my auntie tomorrow BUT should this stop me from drinking beer all day today
>Woodhouse match
>>152685204based. women ruin everything.
>>152685336luke woodhouse is the most generic man on earth and somehow this cunt doesn't look anything like him
>>152685342>galaxy trufflesYou been in a coma for the past fifteen years?
>>152685336fittie
I thought this version of Gilding had fucked off. Fucking letdown.
>>152685366make sure to tongue her snatch
>>152685350>>152685351To be fair every second person looks like Luke Woodhouse, he's literally Mr. Anybody.>>152685369He looks a little like him, but somehow slightly worse in every department. The fat chick pointing the sign at him also doesn't help the overall impression.
>dobey died for this
Hier kommt Der Zonne!
>>152685405dobber's own goddam fault!
>>152685414relying on the dazn stream like me i see
>>152685414Zonne unironically seemed like a decent lad in the interview. Still looks a little greasy, though.
>>152685405That's Hollywood, baby!
dobey is less hollywood than woodhouse
I bet Andrew Gilding is packing a big sausage
why is gilding so shit here
Gilding delaying the inevitable.
>>152685539he heard
Ratajski versus Woodhouse the first game of the Last 16.
WOODCOIN ON THE RISE, LADS!
happy woodhouse
bruhs i might have put some money on gilding...
IT'S OVER
luke zonneveld next
its time
>ratty>woodhousecharismabros, it's our day
GO JONNY GO
>>152685598so hurrell beats bunting?
>>152685598Not until Zonneveld has won, too.
Littler-RatajskiSearle-ClaytonHumphries-EvansWattimena-RydzThere, spoiling the quarters for you right now.
>>152685621>rat vs wat finalbased
what the fuck has she got on
A face of dullness
>Not believing in Chud
>>152685621>LittlerWinsLOL
Already eaten all my Christmas chocolate. I'm a mess.
just realized there is not a single player right now that is actually a fun character I want to see win. Barely any real cunts either apart from Price.
>>152685696Make sure to check your sugars, Raymond
BVB HURENSÖHNE
Left handed players need to be banned until they learn to throw properly
>>152685734who were the good characters you liked previously?
>>152685843Zonneveld throws as if he's right handed
Excellent first set from these two.
Right, that's me getting on the cans then
>>152685895tizer?
>>152685843eat shit
ynr that before 2021 the pdc often had retarded schedules for the last 32 or the last 16, putting a part before and a part after christmas
>le counting man
>>152685895not already?
>>152685895yeah why the fuck not
shan't be watching sinners
>>152686045heard it's shit
>Jobberveld
zon126veld!
>Jobby Clayton
Bunting to win the whole thing.
Well well well
>>152686200the buffet?
>left hander playing out of his skin against higher ranked right handernot again
>>152686212Toby lives in his belly.
>>152685895You've convinced me as well, off to the supermarket now
>>152686217Left handed darts is the true darts
>>152685895Same but poured into my new glass
>exact same finishing stats after 5 sets (10/21)Incredible
>Have you took it?The English cannot speak their own language.
>missing the board twice on 80J O B B E R V E L D
An 11 from Zonneveld to break back, superb
clayton is so infuriating to watch he never puts people away
>Saturday between Christmas and new yearIs this the best day to be at the darts
>>152686419Made a right mess of that leg with Zonneveld shitting on the doubles, few more trebles earlier in the leg and he'd be throwing for the match now
What's the highest losing average in a WC match?
HIER KOMMT DER ZONNE!
>>152686463109.34, Barney versus MVG in 2017
>>152686463Barney against MVG i reckon with a 109
>>152686472>>152686480thanks
>DARTING DRAMA
HIER GEHT DER ZONNE!
GOJONNYGO
Aww yissss, based Ferret.
Explain MvG’s voice to me
>>152686555trips of truth >>152686550
nice one butt
give me one good reason why a 180 finish shouldn't be added as a special case
>highest average all afternoon>lose#JustEurojobberThings
>>152686555Geht nach hause
>>152686589You can do that in the Master Out version of the game where trebles count as finishing areas
who is this david brent fucker doing the interviews
>>152686564He's from Brabant, it can't be helped.
>>152686606We need a Rob skinWalker to do on stage interviews.
>>152686617Is this a reference to hit online anime "Ongezellig"?
>>152686606Michael Bridge, horrendous Sky Sports presenter
great match to finish the afternoon session.Jonny is a good lad too.
by the time shitler plays i'll be extremely druk
>>152686839ik ook
>>152686677I never seen it so no.
>>152686839By the time littler plays I will be extremely bezopen
praying for a pikachu meltdown
praying for pikachu advancing
praying
thoughts and prayers.
>>152687350>>152687258>>152687225>>152687186Oh no, they prayed four times, now he will play the whole evening.
>>152687451>.jpg
luke is going to have a meltdown tonight with crowd + mensur antics
stream where
>>152688055vipleague
I would love it if Mensur rattled this fat little blob and won. Love it.
the funny swede will not progress tonight
>>152688209That's animal cruelty
>>152687982Hardly, Mensur will be treated like Justin Pipe was after Coughgate all those years ago.
pikachu cosplaying bleeding gums murphy today
Darts needs a Mensur surge
Katha always looks so...nice.>>152688312>mfwFucking hell
>>152688312ricardo strikes me as someone that doesnt go to the dentist because he believes fluoride will turn him gay
>>152688312>Pikachu used Bite>it is ineffective
>>152688346Has he ever been seen in the sun?
Red Girl ist Back.
>>152688346I think a strong breeze would turn him gay tbqhwy
How many bings?
>>1526883940, walkons now
>>152688394zero bings, zero bongs
RIP AVICII, YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED THE ARRERS
>>152688428imagine her sharting onto your chest
can we stop this pokemon gimmick already
>>152688428the gf
>>152688441extremely german post
>>152688456Don't think there are any songs called "Debakel" doe.
>>152688456i'm convinced he hates it
>>152688456Only if we find something that is even more cringe.
>>152688485let's give gaga a brony gimmick
>>152688485there's always mr brightside
>>152688456Replace it with a sonic the hedgehog gimmick
I'd just pop the crowd by coming out to a series of "memba this?" 90s and 00s kids TV themes. Dogtanian, Reboot, The Hurricanes, Jungle Run, whatever.
>>152688500kek, the Power of Fatship?>>152688518Would work 100%
Debakel being praised for aggressive darts already and it's just leg 2.
>>152688518i'd come out to the scatman but as a german i think that could be misinterpreted
Of whom'st does Harryson remind me of?
hope pikachu wins harryson put my beloved meme jap out
shaved my face and got a beard hair stuck in between my teeth, it's driving me INSANE
>>152688591Sheeeesh that boy fresh fr fr
>>152688591Welcome back, James Wade
mongpit extra mongy tonight
Pretty sure MVG was at the Chelsea game but they never showed him
>>152688585looks like a generic Fenno-Swede
>>152688346>turn him
>>152688622he's living in denial
>>152688626Thought he lived in Germamy, not Egypt, desu.
BOOOM
>>152688646[joke about cuckolding, nintendo switches and black dick goes here]
>>152688646Fucking kek.
>>152688635good one mate
>>152688617Imagine if Littler got a bit disoriented and ending up throwing his darts at this guy's shirt. Imagine what a scene that would be.
When did they switch to Smart Water from Aqua Libre?
>german commentators already cope-joking
>>1526886775 December 2025.
Can't wait to watch Sunderland vs Leeds tomorrow. Huge match.
Harrysson will need to reach the QFs to secure a Tour Card
>>152688691>They didn't name the club Eleedsmissed opportunity
>>152688691Can't wait for my Ipswich Town to shit the bed once again only to be told to chill out and the team needs time to gel even though it's fucking January.
>>152688712If the locals were a little brighter, they could be LEDs.
This will be an easy swede for 'Arrysson
>>152688726Do you own a tractor?
Who can choke more
>>152688758Do you own a doghouse?
why does he keep licking his hands
>>152688775Yeah where else would his mum sleep
>>152688786>jogilöw.jpg
>>152688786He was knuckles deep in his slampig GF before this game.
>>152688790wahey
corr my black queen is lush absolutely lush, best pdc dancer her my lids x
>>152688822me member cannot cope lids D: x
Did pikachu even hit a 180 in his last game?Slow and trebleless wins some games.
Just got back from Sainsbury's in time for the evening session lads
>>152688844
>>152688773your mom
DAT 158 TO WIN THE SET
APOLOGIZE
>>152688786He ate at KFCs before the match
DAT 158 FOR THE SET
>>152688844I have that radio.... And that countertop for that matter.
THE DEBAKEL IS OVER
Adrian Lewis.
>dat 158
Darts
The best dancer is one of the brunettes
Ahem, that's Stephen 'the People's Champion' Bunting to you.
DAT 158
Would you rather fight against 10 Pietreczko sized Wes Plaiser's or 1 Plaiser sized Pietreczko?
>AmadeusNo I don't think I will!
>>152688919i think pikachu is an all bark no bite kinda guy so no matter how big he is i wouldn't fear him.
Can't wait to see Bunting get smashed up
over 1,000,000 hours in paint
>>152688935I am di pipo's champion
>>152688935Bunting will deal with Hillbilly Hurrell fairly easily. Will lose to the winner of Sneedler vs blind cheat though
>>152688954Nice, saved!>>152688974I read that like "I am the pipes champion", like the master of peoples windpipes, so basically the buttsexmaster.
>>152688996Blackting?
Harryson looks like the vastly superior player, only a matter of time until Pikachu gets exposed here.
>>152688954oh no
>>152688996>1756041408474168.pngTop kek
>>152688996
I think the real boring tables are filled with those who think they can dictate how other people enjoy their darts.
>>152689016Also this match perfectly proving why the Tour Card system is bollocks. It's not the true 128 best players in the World and it never has been.Pikachu got whacked that set, should arguably be losing 3-0.
>>152689031I will now stand up, because I love this post.
>>152688996Now THIS is a proper people's champion
where are you champs watching this on?
>>152689031Can't stand it. Worst chant ever. Why should peasants dictate how i enjoy it
>>152689088laptop while being wrapped in a comfy blanket
>>152688996Every time i see this in my peripheral I think of him. Strange.
>>152689101i mean a free working stream lol i’m a neet
>>152689031maybe it's autism but I don't get what prompts them to start that chant in the first place. In this session they did it right after the walk on
this is grim
>>152689088Laptop while playing Silent Hill 2
I don't understand how Pietreczko can be so solid on finishing. Imagine if the fucker could score better.
Debakel's "serious" face after big finishes is the funniest thing in darts.
>>152689147It is even funnier if you picture him fully bald.
Hitler would have wept is all I'll say
>>152689132soul
>>152689173considering his teeth he's going to slowly morph into our very own noncefinger
Harrysson should have won this 4-0. He will implode now.
>>152689088ppv.to while getting my arse handed to me on the granboard. fucking yanks love their 01 games, don't have to hit double to win, just fucking as long as you get 501 you're buzzing.
>>152689198Hitler wept.
am bullet proof nuffin to looooose
>10he's just like me :)
>10
>scoring 10 on a finishing attemptdebakel.png
They need a rotating board if they start a eurojobber session.
>>152689296>>152689305lol
Dartbros...
just hit 74 strength
Uhm, Pikabros?!
oh no, pikachu is starting to melt down
>>152689382grim
>>152689394will he evolve?
proper debakel innit
>>152689296>>152689305heh
>>152689173imagine pikachu with a beard
oooof
>>152689406no he will devolvelike chizzy mentally
ricardo isnt a very german nameneither is pietreczko
>>152689415
>>152689406
>>152689439At least he doesn't speak german
>going home to bang THATgrim
>>152689480imagine the flab jiggles!
>>152689480
>>152689480I'd fuck her
ricardo's buckbroken
DAT 146
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Pikachu seeing that braces money slip away
>Pikapoo
CAM ON 'ARRY SCORE SAM DARTS
aw manwell played from harrysson
>pikapoo
>Debakel
>>152689480She's looked better this month desu
Gwan Harry son
>>152689480I think she’d be cute if her hair was a bit less shit
Dirty Santa
>The Peoples ChampionBecause he is fat and ugly?
at least pikachu lost to some cool guy and not some random ai generated englishman or something. but i really hoped he would win and we'd maybe get 2 guys in round 4 with him and uter. don't have faith in clemens or merk.
>bunting v hurrellthis will be grim even if bunting loses
Bunting's a self proclaimed foot fetishist. He's Our guy
>>152689480just an unflattering pic bro. she's actually cute looking
why wasn't the modus song playing
Pietreczko's Mistress is going to absolutely ruin him tonight, the little cuck.
>>152689554>It sounds stupid coming from a 30-year-old, but I got up this morning and my bones were aching.>Because I don't like flying, we stayed here in England from the 15th - it's just difficult to stay here for almost three weeks, partly because of the hard bedsHe could rival Barney in the excuse game
Christmas may be over but we still got two butterballs left.
wake me up when Mensur is on
>>152689480pikachu x snorlax
>It's an Emma dresses badly episode
>>152689674Infuriating.
>>152689653>My name is Ricardo. Jobbing has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.
>>152689660Greek absolutely shook the Serbs are coming
>>152689694Holy kek!
>>152689554>frail>rat teeth>manlet>pokemonI cannot imagine how horrifically he was bullied and he still hasn't grown out of it :(
>>152689653>>152689694Heh
God forbid a woman dresses classy in 2025 Britain
bunting is uglier than plaisier
>>152689694A hearty laugh out of me.
funny that lids, the cunting glazing is obvious.says he is a former lakeside champion, but they never mentioned beau won lakeside (womens) multiple times.sad to be honest.
HILLBILLY ROCKHILLBILLY ROLL
it's cute to see Bunting thinking this is a serious sport and taking his talking head interview very seriously.
why the fuck is he the hillbilly again
I'M DIET PROOF
>>152689653>Because I don't like flyingGet the train then, or the ferry. It's Germany to England mate.
Wish he was a proper racist hillbilly. >Straw in mouth>Walks out to some confederate marching songs>Only goes for black numbers on the board
Might go Bunting mentalMight not
>>152689767It was a funy character before more Americans joined and you guys found out they were all black
We’re a dart nation now
>>152689767because he lives in gloucestershire>>152689775>>Only goes for black numbers on the boardfucking lol
>>152689729he looks EXACTLY like the norf fc meme.uncanny.
>>152689775lmao
>>152689775alabama nigger as a walkout song
Wasp headed TWAT
He's got a fair few to lose actually
>>152689480why are you letting this happen to your country
>>152689754Is that van der Voort on the left?
Sick of all this noncery claiming particular darts players are popular because they're picking popular songs to walk out to.
ugly fat scum scouser
bloody song takes too long
>>152689827don't know but hes lucky :D
>>152689754aw, someone saved my image. based but now i gotta watch JAV again.
Did the Peoples Champ arrive in his Mclaren?
When players insist on having extra long walk-ons the other fella should be allowed to just throw some extra practice darts desu
HE DROPPED HIS DART
>Bunting>Front: St. HelensMissed out an a great Mount St Helens nickname.
there should be a walk-off song of shame for the losers.
stephen the munter bunting
>>152689859Throw some extra practice darts at the guy milking his walk on yeah I agree
>still going for the 180 with 182 remainingchad move
worst mouth tics while throwing: Bunting and Cross.
>>152689856>bunting pushing blatant scam compsnot sure why I expected better from him
>>152689847had to be posted kek>based but now i gotta watch JAV againenjoy, lad
Deano mongs chanting the Starmer song again before happily going back to their new build and audi on finance believing they've fought the system while their 8 year old princess has Muslim education classes next week
>>152689937I'm chanting it because I'm Zackpilled.
>>152689900Damon Heta, mouth open like a window licker
Why is Bunting playing an X-man?
>>152689937Curious post
put a fiver on hurrell to pay for the beers
>>152689955Based.
double take on that sign
>>152689937Alri Keir
>>152689955lol queer
>180>140>26State of Bunting
Am i a spastic for just finding out bunting is 40?
>>152689993>yes>no
Bunting practicing a bit too much with his subpar child Toby.this is what you get.
They shouldn't show (9) after first 180 that's a load of woke balls
>26>41Truly the champion of the common people.
>>152689993two years younger than me and looks about ten years older.
>the bulletwhat kind of RPG fires a bullet his size
>>152690004They shouldn't show the score. Filter out the casuals
>>152689900me, i unconsciously stick my tongue out
Hurrell lucky his attempted 20-Bull-D20 finish on 110 was outretarded by Bunting trying 20-T20-D17 on 114.The apparent World Number 4 (who has fewer ranking titles than the likes of Ritchie Edhouse and Ross Smith) jobbing at a magnificent 84 average.
I AM ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT A CUNTING LOSS PLEASE LIDS X
>>152690036I usually write my own ntoes on scoring. Not a fan of the sky scoreboard
>>152690043>World Number 4 (who has fewer ranking titles than the likes of Ritchie Edhouse and Ross Smith)The absolute STATE of the OoMneeds revamping to get rid of frauds like bunting the cunting.
if bunting and littler both lose tonight i will not stop masturbating until the new year
Hope bunting loses, gets kicked from the top 4 and doesn't get a ticket to the PLboring fucking cunt
>>152689955Guy was made a fool out of by Rory fucking Stewart of all people. Guy's a no hoper.
>>152690043how are bunting and rock ranked so highly i have them both down as jobbers
>>152690044won't happen, but still comfy to watch him struggling. can't stand that pillow face.
>>152690036I don't care about the foreplay just give me the finish
/180/ fully turned on the Buntman thenWho's left that we actually like?
>>152690076you really think sky sports won't put him in as a wildcard?
>>152690043>(who has fewer ranking titles than the likes of Ritchie Edhouse and Ross Smith)Sorry, that should have said ranking MAJORS.>>152690067>>152690081To be fair to him, his spread of money is fairly even: https://www.dartsrankings.com/breakdown?p=113Nothing stands out massively.
>>152690095darting jesus
>>152690095This is a /chud/ thread
>>152690039
>>152690095Ratman
>>152690095hood is pretty beezer searle maybe
Money based OOM is cringe. 2026 worlds is worth more than all the others because... well it just does ok?
>>152690054show me those notes right now
Think Bunting had too much over Christmas
>>152690095chud & mensur
>>152690095Buntbros...
>>152690095for me its searle and hood
>>152690095Rapid Ricky Evans
>the people's hampion
>>152690095chud
>>152690039i hope you go pro. just so i can make fun of you.
lads, I miss the likes of Peter Manley and Andy Fordham.why can't we have proper dart players on the verge of cirrhosis anymore?
>>152690115>>152690158Based
>>152690095I am not afraid to admit I'm a Luke Humphries guy.
James Hurrell could only be English, then don’t make people like him elsewhere. A proper squat, neckless British Bulldog of a man.
4 straight for the hillbilly
>>152690211If this was wrestling he would have an evil brother called Veen van Geen
Cuckting getting BTFO
>>152690217
>>152690095for me it is tatsunami
>>152690205There's one on stage right now?
>>152690145lol which of your favourite players got btfo?
>>152690229i'm more of a dynamite kid kinda guy
>call yourself The Bullet>walk-on song about being "bullet proof"make up your mind.
I just wish this match had come earlier so it could ruin Bunting's kid's Christmas.
[jobbing commences]
>>152690095Chud and Ferret are always popular here./180/ is increasingly becoming a /Gezzy/ thread because everyone else in arrers is boring, but unfortunately he’s fucking useless now
If James Hurrell was a royal butler, he'd be James Burrell.
>>152690286If James Burrell was an alabama nigger, he'd be Bames Burrel.
>>152690263>the bullet>the gun
>>152690104didn't he absolutely suck donkey balls last year?
If James Hurrell was a globally recognized brand of alcohol-based hand sanitizer, he's be James Purell
>>152690248NoneNobody with a brain thinks money OOM is better than a points one
I fucking hate Buntings kid, every time they cut to him I want to run him over with a tractor
I'm going to pay Nigerian hackers to delete Bunting's kid's Roblox account
>>152690313You're gonna love it when he grows up to be the next Littler. Son vs father final in the 2035 WDC is going to be EPIC.
>>152690331His username's PeoplesChampionSon180
DAT 161
>>152690313should be illegal to give kids glasses, always makes their eyes sink in and they become dysgenic freaks
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK1 6 1F R O MN O W H E R E
DAT FUCKING 161
>Hurrell
fuck off bunting you fat scouse speccy cunt
>>152690263Its the proof he is the bullet dumbass
bunting mental is so back bros
Fair play, Stephen, but I'm still not buying your plush toy.
>>152690313
Why yes I am going bunting mental
>>152690095>Who's left that we actually like?
>dazn now has a random footballer cunt on commentary that verbally fellates bunting with every sentence he speaks
IT TIME TO MEET THE TWO TIMES SELF PROCLAIMED CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORLD
Bunting's kid wishes he was bully proof.he's not.
>>152690480His mum's hotter than you'd ever be
what can the PDC do to save darts?
>>152690437Dolan got killed by Searle in R2Hurrell imminently reverting to giggling jobber
>>152690503have another pandemic
>I'm here aloneRight then
Replace this Bong color commentator with John Part. John Part knows his stuff
>>152690503>Get Hankey taken off the paedo register>give him automatic qualification to all tournamentsSimples.
>>152690503Blanket ban on CAW Brit makeweights and Dutch eurojobbers.
>>152690503Forcefully bring back snackpot
>>152690503Scrap all exhibitions and relocate them to ranking eventsMove to a points systemRemove all non-merit based qualification avenuesBetter tournament pacing throughout the year
>>152690503Less people called Luke
>>152690503kill the wasps
>>152690503Make it like boxing with belts, differnet organisations, etc. Each darts match for a belt should be like a proper big PPV occasion.
>>152690503midgets
TOPS TOPS
DAT 137 TOPS TOPS
>dat 137 TOPS-TOPS finish
>>152690533I will never forget Ted's final professional match against Binman PhillipsAbsolute tragikino>Hurrell tops tops 137Neat
Stephen Bunting is the same age as Ronaldo. God damn
>>152690503darts is bigger than its ever been you need to cut your cock and balls off and sell your kidneys to go to a tournament now
for me it is PDC2k26 for the PS5 with a proprietary throw system and realistic career mode with a 2 year DLC roadmap and frequent updates
>>152690609this
>>152690653Alri Noa-Lynn
>>152690675
lads what would your walk on song be?for me it'd be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g&list=RDqORYO0atB6g&start_radio=1
>>152690675>You have lost in the first round of Players Championship 23 to Mickey Mansell despite averaging 20 points higher - what would you like to do>Punch table
>>152690691Love this nigga Justin Hood
>>152690708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV_ERKtNyNA
HE DID IT AGAINBULL START 121 FOR THE SET OH MY
fat scouse full of himself cunt
Fuck me
FAT FUCKING CUNT
its so obvious
Cracking darts
>>152690675Get it greenlighted on Steam
>>152690705
>who's here? I'm here!ok cheers
>>152690675>a proprietary throw systemWhich is?
>>152690762>Blud was in his 20s here
I hate Luke Littler
I'm convinced bunting has faked his age to win pennies in juniour competitions (scouse behaviour), even in his early 20s he looked 40
>>152690675i still enjoy the ps3 game via emulation, the problem is that you can't really making the matches go any quicker so you almost play in real time
>>152690811whatever fantasy magic they use in the golf one to tell you that your club face was slightly too open on your follow through
chad bunting celebration
why did they put the 20 in such an easy position
>>152690907It's where the magnets were already
>>152690708https://youtu.be/1jqPusYXJ7s
>what would you say to bunting if you were his manager ffs lol this commentary
>>152690708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKYgod hand would also be my nickname of course.
>>152690941darts manager would be a absed game
Hurrell again lucky that double double fuck-up didn't hurt him
>>152690955should i cash out on him for £1.80 profit
>James Hurrell is all squareYou don't say
>>152690941>don't touch me you dirty scouse
>>152691010Wahey
>>152691004cash it out and stick it on bunting to eat a pie in set 5
>>152690954>book the train tickets>fetch the kebabs>negotiate with P&O
Bunting's really going to want to win this set if he's to regain the lead.
>>152691062free money
Bunt lucky he stole that one set earlier.
>jobber hurrellYou fucking useless twat
>>152691099He will be out of energy soon
>this game will finish after 10>there’s still a Mensur gameEven if it’s a 12-0 Littler walkover we’re in for a long one
>>152691183Not a fan of 4 sets. Way too long.
pile of cheese and biscuits polished off to tide me over til the end of the match. nothing bad will come of eating cheese at this hour
FUCK BUNTING
Whats wrong with Bunting today? Is he sick or something?
ate too much chocolate should have spaced it out with more tea
>>152691183you got places to be or what? here in the neverlands it's an hour later even
>>152691228Apparently has a cold
>>152691228Yeah he's obese
>>152691228he's always been a shitter
Hopefully that's Bunting fucked now
>>152691183New bread when?
>>152691228his preparation for the WC is staying home, unpacking things for his youtube channel and playing his kid who averages 50.
>>152691228hes a fat nonce that thinks fat man singing spandu ballet = peak comedy
there's only ooooone james hurrellfuck you mongpit
Amazed that Hurrell hasn't folded at all even after the massive Bunting set winning finishes. Bunting is getting fucking battered by a BDO jobber.
sky commentators sound devastated that bunt is shitting the bed
Kill the bontin'
Terrible energy management from Bunting here taking deep breaths in the 6th set.
>double BULLnice
how do these cunts always average over 60 its fucking mental they never totally fuck it up and score 3
back to youtube clickbait shite you go
ruh roh, bunting is dying brospay your respects to the people's champion
you celebrate the shitters winning yet cry that luke littler only has shitters in his way
>>152691394They were promised tonight would be bunting mental.
is there anyone that likes bunting unironically?i checked out some videos on his channel and he comes across as a really dull person
>>152691451Deanos love the fat scouse prick
>>152691434Bunting is a shitter
>>152691434i'd usually agree with this but bunting was so embarrassing last year against littler that i wouldn't mind him fucking off
every top player today fucking sucked
even if he loses bunt must remember he's still the people's champion. nobody can take that away from him
>>152691434Mensur will take him out
Regardless of what you think about Bunting, you can't knock his commitment to improving men's mental health, desu.
>>152691512not taking health advice from a walrus with gray hair at 40
>>152691434we have to face up to the reality that the only person who can stop shittler winning it all again is blumphries
i heard bunting went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
>>152691582what a fat fucking cunt
hurrell is engaging jobbing mode
>>152691474There's only been one actual top player in action today so far and he dispatched of the eurojobber in rather fine fashion
>>152691582many are saying this
you lot are overly contrarian ngl
BULLET PROOF
always the same old story from these fucking jobbers
>>152691624It's a bit too much at times. I just like the darts, not here for the personal drama, and borderline bullying.
H-he's jobbing...
>>152691582>>152691621its one of his hobbies. every weekend he takes out 2 or 3 all you can eats
>>152691624>>152691650These two are gay
completely undeservedfucking scouse homo
dunno about you lads but I am walking in a bunting wonderland
Hurrell in danger of breaking kayfabe with that leg
ffs another set of tubby and his speccy kid darts is in the gutter
>>152691582HEY! BUNTING MAY HAVE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHTBUT HE'S NOT SOME KIND OF FOOD-CRAZED MANIAC!
i despise munting
>>152691672i bet those two post on r/darts
FEED THE SCOUSERLET HIM KNOW ITS BUNTING TIME
What a fucking mong
imagine getting bellybounced by bunting
aite im off for a shit lads
>>152691703i read this in my head in a camp german accent thus doing you
he's shit himself. totally fucked it. it's over now
Christmas fucking ruined
nothing ever happens
>>152691703I already said they are gay
>>152691624I used to like bunting too, until I took an arrow to the knee
nice one hurrell. kids are crying. hope you're pleased with yourself
How old is Bunting? He looks older than this Swedish guy yet his kid ist like 5.
>jobbing to diet proofgrim
I hope Bunting's kid's school has an Ofsted inspection every term next year
Pffff jobber of the day
>>15269174928
For Bunting, every day is a struggle.
What do the other darts refs think of huw ware being homosexual
>>152691768Whatever you think of the man, ther'es no need to bring his kid into this. Wtf, mate?
>>152691809Tell that to the Irishman who wants to run him over with a tractor
>>152691780he's younger than ne and looks like he could my grandpa
>You'll never have hear you 85-90IQ wife cheering you on from the crowd Why live
>>152691809his kid is a speccy rat, sick of seeing him
>>152691804Do they have Russ do the World Series despite being retired because the Arabs won’t let the bender in?
For me, it's Buntings little lips puckering between each throw
he really is lipless huh
CAM ON 'URRELL SCORE SAM DARTS
More like Stephen Bottling nigga
>>152691624That's 4chan for you
Finish him
need fatty out asap before he ruins another premier league
More like bun tinCos he's continuously eating buns out the tin, innit
>>152691912does your mother know you go on the Internet and speak like this
BuntNIG eternally BTFO
>people's champion
there you go then
OH NO NO NOHE WASN'T TITANIUM AFTER ALL
GET IN THERE
would give that hillbilly's wife a good shag desu
The People's Loser
fat(ter) bloke btfo
GO FUCK YOURSELF PEOPLE'S CHAMPION
GONEGOTTEM
the peoples nonce is out GWWWWWWWWANNN
Dig up Robbie Green
BASEDBASED BASED
>>152691947
>THE CITY OF STEPHEN CUNTINGOH NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF YOU SCOUSE PRICK
>CUNTINGOH NONONO AHAHAHAHA
how old is he anyway haha
>YFW Littler whitewashes Hood in the final
who do you think you are kiddin mr littler
Can't believe Bunting is still a fresher
do one bunt you fat jobber. people's champion my arse
Mongpit is a morgue
>>152691975>>152691982The self proclaimed people's champion of the wooooorld!
suljovic is 13/1 what do yous think
>puke shitler
How do I lose weight the quickest 180bros
basedFUCK BUNTING
HAHAHAHA take that you little TWAT
>>152692056Anon, why do you have a picture of a topless boy saved?
>>152692050Stop drinking 10 pints a day
>>152692047i think you should stop using bookmakers and start using exchanges where he's 29/1
>the incoming online comments
Still guaranteed a PL spot.
>>152692050intermittent fasting, have 1 meal in the afternoon and the rest of the time survive on water, coffee, tea, fruit is okay just dont overdo it
>both favorites in the evening session lostIT'S HAPPENING GUYS
>>152692070>not even a 4chan filenametony eccles detected
>>152692085lol, exchanges are for faggots.
>>152691717what did I miss lids? #letsgobuntingmental
>>152690708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f0ZRRxp3E0
Merry skysportsmas?Wtf is this shit?
okay now this would actually be the biggest upset in worlds and maybe all of darts history because I can't remember a 28/1 shot ever winningpaging a historian to name one that would rival it and I don't mean blubber beating taylor
Bunting broers... wat nou?
>>152692047>>152692085>>152692098Nothing ever happens
>>152692126Can't say merry footballdartsmas anymore because of woke
>>152691870disgusting
>>152690708The Rucka Rucka Ali version of my current opponents walk on song
darts channels have been lagging on the dodgy box last few days. life is suffering
I don't want to see Mental get whitewashed lads
>>152692148based
>>152692121yeah no wonder bookies make hundreds of millions a year with numpties like you taking their shit odds
>>152690708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOAIjELrPng&list=RDNOAIjELrPng&start_radio=1
Abby sex!
>>152692050I had a 12 day fast in November and it certainly took the weight off fast even if it was incredibly tedious
>>152692168lol the user design is dogshit. i just wanna put a bet on and win some cash mate. only idiots think they get an edge because of the skin they use. 'muh betfair pro'
No way in hell should Hurrell have needed 7 sets to beat Bunting with these set averages.
>>152692130James Richardson beating Barney in 2011 or Bill Davis beating Part in 2008
>>152692076fuck off
hehe
>22:30>mensur playing nextyep, this is a 2am finish
Lou Clitler.
Would like to see what Littler could do without the machine around him.
>>152692047#FreeMoney
If Littler lost weight i would support him
>putting this time waster on lastwhy
Good Rangers lad our Mens.
>>152692261He's defending champion.
is Bunting gonna cry in his press conference
>>152692262no m8
If Clayton beats Harrysson, he will jump above Bunting and be guaranteed a PL spot assuming no-one else below him goes further than him.
SEND YOUR ENERGY TO MENSUR \o/
Former Taylor and MVG fan hereGotta say I actually like littler
>>152692262https://youtu.be/XtH-fh8DYJg?list=RDXtH-fh8DYJg
>>152692290\o/
>>152692259weight = stable hand
Austrian gigachad vs obese manlet
GWAAAAAAARN MENS
>>152692279
>>152692216>i just wanna put a bet on and win some cash mate.and you don't care you could win more than twice what you could on a bookie because decimals confuse you
>>152692290TIME FOR /KINO/
Luke Littler shagged my nan
isn't it past his bedtime?
>>152692314mod ash !?
Look de nook lidddluhh
>>152692316Mensur is a Serb
england vs austria, reminds me of that one time
FINNA GIMME THE GREENLIGHTCUZ IM READY TO FINNA GO
>>152692353he's a loyalist boy
this old slow cunt is gonna get NUKED
what are the odds for a 12-0?
Feeling a Mensur win tonight bros
9 darter incoming. I feel it in my bones
>>152692353kys catholic
>>152692050Walk 10,000 steps every dayDo intermittent fasting with two meals (lunch + dinner)Eat lots of fiber and protein (lentil pasta works great), cut out carbs except for vegetables and fruit
pissed to the gills, aint he
>>152692363You're talking about the 2-2 draw in the 1958 World Cup right?
>>152692050start with counting calories, everything else will become obvious afterwards
>>152692353isn't he a muzzie
>Mensaar Basedlovic
>>152692385I will actually be mildly surprised if it isn't.
slow it down big mens. take your time
has littler put on a little weight over christmas
>>152692403counting calories is for nerds. just brute force it by doing absurd amounts of exercise
>>152692400Was gonna say, think the minibar is empty in his hotel room
Might just wait for this tournament to end then hang myself.
Mensur won't win a leg, will he?
yeah that Turtle Turk is going down slowly
>>152692440couldnt you just put what you ate into an ai these days and let it do it for you
>>152692433looks like it, few more years and he'll be hendo sized
He might win a leg or two maybe
scruffy austrian couldn't spend 2 minutes to shave his faceget him outta here
>>152692483If AI helped you lose weight they wouldn't have Lewis Capaldi on the commercials
this fat kid's unbeatable
>Littler 110 average for the set>Mensur didn't even get to 90
You were saying?
Littler's overrated, he's gonna job it
Fat bald cunt
littler does what littler wantssorry nerds
Luke littler is my hero
>Hittler fucking about>Mensur shitfacedMerry Dartsmass
es is olls gföllt
not watching but i bet my life savings on a 4-0 straight win for mensur
>Hey, buddy, I am the ultrajobber aber you are not
German DAZN has the most irritating ads going.If i hear that voicel scream that germturks name one more time i'm going to stop pirating
>>152692586Agiiiiiit Kabaaaaaaaaayelllllll
"super" sunday me hoop
>>152692574Oof
>>152692579>gunt hanging outBased
>>152692586>not watching sport1 with kult floppo and the robster ngmi
>>152692353He is from a municipality where over 90 % of the population are Bosniaks, and his name is "Mensur Suljović". You really think he is a Serb?
>>152692630An act of dominance
>Mens
>>152692579What is funny about this jobber is that we have a Joe Cullen here that sells used cars
I've never seen someone with more BDO aura than this Austrian fella
I would let Florian Hempel bend me like a pretzel and fill me his seed
he is the champion in our hearts x
who is the bayern munich of darts?
not a single leg, jej.
cute austrian girl
>>152692683>hempel is on location at the ally pally right nowstop posting here florian
>>152692704how is that an actual trophy ffs.is it AI?
too easy
>>152692704>people's champion Of the democratic people's republic of darts? What is this commie shit?
>>152692680Funny you say that because here he is against Vinny in 2002 at Lakeside: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzV5hv2VuRg
>>152692730taylor
>>152692730Dunno, but Littler is the Drachenlord of Darts
>>152692760>>152692683i miss this little hempelmann like you wouldnt believe
Based lil'Hitler
Why didn’t Joe Cullen just play like this
>>152692785Looks like an MTV Europe host in 1997 there. Should be introducing the new video from Mr President or Captain Jack.
>>152692730>Cuckmund
why is the TV yelling LUKE THE NUKE LITTLER at me with slow motion footage every 10 seconds?
>>152692818because he's the biggest mental midget in the sport
>>152692678Is he pretty bad at it and incredibly sulky about that fact?
>>152692818hes probably realizing his stupid mistake right now
>if you want a display of Austrian frustrationUh…
going to listen to Ricky Steve and Karl in bed after this
>>152692842Brits need to be reminded of their last World Champion before the 25-year Chuddie reich.
>>152692785>Applause instead of boos at the missed 8th dart.Soul
>>152692822>>152692911The full match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLshUqgy8YQI love that his collarless shirt makes him look like he's escaped from jail.
not even a dart for double
>>152692872>I'll tell you what Wayne. The last time we saw an Austrian this upset was 1945 in Berlin.
all the sleepy anons getting an early night
>>152692911youre aware of the 60k one person in the audience wins?
what if the fat kid got to throw only two darts
I like the Littler era. If you can't beat him you have no right to complain.
>WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What will the 1000th post be
PITY LEG
THE COMEBACK IS ON
HE DID IT!
>>152692934He looks like a nurse lmao
yeah wc is over maybe bumphfries can do something in the final
at least hes having a bit of fun
>>152693022remember last years winner
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Littler fucking pissed it's not a whitewash lmao
celebrating a leg like he's won a set, kek.
Disappointing 1000th post that
>>152693054kek
panto jobber ironically cheering his mediocrity. embarrassing
>>152693022I'm not in the audience so, ich gebe keine scheiße.
>>152693074>HEY BUDDY HOW YOUR SURGERY GO
Absolute pocketjob retard
COMEBACK
https://x.com/OfficialOLDarts/status/2005051976623792163rJames is completely based
HOWEVER
refs used to say "YES, game shot and the second leg..." but I noticed they dropped the "yes".what's up with that?
i've seen enough, littler is out
SHITTLER IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES DARTS SAVED
>>152693098That will be his downfall eventually. What's the fun in being a champ when all your opponents are push-overs.
CAM ON 'SUR SCAR SAM FUCKIN DATS
i think mens’ speed is getting to luke more than he was letting on lads
Lardler having a little sulk. Can't wait for the mongpit to turn against him completely.
>>152693250He said Mensur did nothing wrong against Joe though so he'll just have to accept it.
Luke just wants to go to bed asap
What's Mensur's order at the bar once this wraps up?
>this game
Alright this one’s overSleep well lads catch you tomorrow
>>152693312the entire bar
>>152693206that's that bdo venom coming out
>>152693312vodka with sparkling water or something gay and european like that
>>152693312Turps and ribena
>>152693312one of everything pls barkeep
>>152693322Remainers made the same mistake in 2016. Stay up just a little longer.
>>1526933123 more vodka orange
ah fuck off shitler you fucking cunt
>>152693312One Sex on The Beach. Hold the sex, and the beach.
>>152693311>Luke just wants to go to Abdul's All-Night Pizza and Kebab asapftfy
>>152693312Orange juice, Kahlua and vodka. Very nice. Very refreshing.
you really shouldn't be this fat at 18 years of age.
>>152693353this popped me
Luke Fatler
joke ullen in shambles
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
what do you suppose littler got for christmas
>>152693312Stroh 80
>>152693376remember when Taylor lost weight. he went to shit.
Luke's eyes are full of conquest
>>152693439mounjaro
littler feels like the type of guy to have a dramatic fall out with his family in 5 years and cut them off completely in favour of his then wife
>107 average>71% on the doubleswew
enjoyed that tbqhI'm sick of these jobbers. bring on the quarter finals
>>152693445yeah, but I bet he wasn't obese at 18.this raises health concerns from a young age.
The twolls won x
>>152693513part of the job innit. getting punched in the head is a health concern but it's part of boxing
>/180/ said Mensurs mind games would fuck with Shitler
>>152693495Rookie numbers
https://stephenbunting180.com/merchandise/
that afternoon session looks absolutely cracking
Holy shit Mensur is completely dunking on Cullen
>>152693206Wonder if Hurrell's letting on more than we know. I bet a load of the other pros also think Bunting has turned into a complete cunt.
Lardler wants to mog prime Fordham. That's Hollywood, baby.
>>152693600deffo got a few beer intus
>>152693585Are these like scratch n sniff cards?
>>152693684yes. they all smell of steak and onion pie
based Hurrell being even more arrogant than Bunting.
>>152693684They couldn't even be bothered to photoshop out the egg AI added for no reason
>>152693768Ugh a white bullseye
>>152693602the entire pro tour seems cold to mefrom all of the interviews I've watched there are like two english cliques mainly composed of the midcard lads, there's clayton who seems to be universally liked, the other big names like price, wright or mvg keep to themselves, none of the dutch guys like each other at all and all other euros are completely ignored
>>152693860Doesn't surprise me at all. On the Ratajski match earlier Pyke said once he loses he's out of the building in a flash and always practises alone.
>>152693896sounded very much like a him ignoring everyone else than the reverse. but then it is Pyke.
Just noticed how lopsided the draw is now, they'll have to kill each other to even get a shot at Littler
And so that was Day 14. The big story of the day was the first elimination of a Top 4 seed as Stephen Bunting was humbled out of the tournament in a deciding set by arguably the best performance of James Hurrell's career.The Bullet was atrocious at the start, averaging a mere 84 as Hillbilly broke throw in leg 3 and served it out to win the opening set in 4 legs. Hurrell surged into a 2-0 lead in set 2, but binned three darts at D18 for a whitewash set and incredibly allowed Bunting to recover with a 110 out and level with an unbelievable 161 with his opponent waiting on 40 for 2-0. Stephen seemed to have finally rediscovered his scoring and won the opening 2 legs of set 3, but a tops-tops 137 and a 16 darter set it into a decider where a bull start 121 put the #4 seed into the lead. However, James had other ideas and won 6 of the next 7 legs to go 3-2 up before going 2-1 up in the sixth. His jobber mentality kicked in and he imploded, allowing the former Lakeside champ to make it 3-3. The decider though had Hurrell level with a 14 and then ran off the final two legs in 29 darts with Bunting nowhere whatsoever to pop the Bullet's overinflated ego.The other upset saw Andreas Harrysson continue his dream debut with a 4-2 win over Ricardo Pietreczko. Five holds of throw saw the first set go the way of Dirty Harrysson, and arguably should have gone 2-0 up but for a colossal 158 set winner from Pikachu. The Swede whitewashed set 3 but allowed the German to level at 2-2. However, Ricardo's already poor scoring deteriorated further and won just one more leg.Elsewhere, Luke Littler averaged 107 and finished at 71% in a 4-0 demolition of Mensur Suljovic, Krzysztof Ratajski remarkably recovered from 1-3 to bin Wesley Plaisier, Jonny Clayton emerged victorious in a 7-set scrap with Niels Zonneveld, and Luke Woodhouse bored his way past Andrew Gilding 4-1.Tomorrow sees four ex-World Champions in action in Luke Humphries, Michael van Gerwen, Gary Anderson and Rob Cross.
>>152694143TYBOP
>>152694143TYBOP!
>>152694143For me it is Hood Manbaby quarter final match
>>152694056ferret and the WALL are our only chances at this juncture
>>152694457Woody is going all the way.
>>152694586This, my fellow Woody enjoyer. I hope everyone ITT is aware that if Woody actually manages to save us from Littler, you will have to ironically Woodpost every time he's on for the whole next year? Also: From today on, he's last man standing.
In other news: Some guy from the less popular image also lost.
>>152694798have we all suddenly decided to forget the fact that he's a bit of a mental midget as well?
>>152694952Yes.
