previous >>152686964
let's get retarted
1st for Ohio State
>>152689673my irish would bootyblast both these shitters
LET'S GOOO!!!LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152689673I can't for some Poptarts antics.
Oklahoma >2003 national championship loss vs LSU >2004 national championship loss vs USC >2007 fiesta bowl loss to boise state (lol) >2009 national championship loss vs Florida >2015 orange bowl semi final loss to Clemson >2017 rose bowl semi final loss in overtime to Georgia >2018 semi final blowout vs bama>2019 peach bowl semi final blowout vs LSU >2025 home game playoff loss after 17-0 lead vs Bama Chokelahoma
Let's get poptarded
Gawd damn that bear boy got a ass on him
what even is an aggie?
>BYU's QB wears #47Sovl
>>152689673>DIS NIGGA EATIN' POPTARTS!
im finna be getttin somma deez
>>152689698stop picking on oklahoma
all the players should be forced to wear a pop-tarts costume over their pads
REFBALL that was a PI
>>152689724this but unironically
BYU's coach looks like he's eaten plenty of Pop Tarts in his day.
>>152689718Be careful, dont foomble them
>>152689718
>>152689748SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>152689747Nah, he only eats Crumbl cookies.
cfb is so based when the schizo pol vpner isnt here
>>152689718>apple poptartsubhuman taste
>>152689708you know that creeping invasive thought you have every xmas when your aunt gets hotter and hotter as you age?
>>152689692I look like this and woke up for this.
>>152689747
>>152689757RANCH IT UP
meme flavor post all you want but strawberry is not beatable
Byu true freshman qb. Hopefully the donors pay out top dollar for more weapons.
>>152689758What time is the sacrifice today?
for me it's bbq bacon bit flavor
>>152689800at the very end of the game
>>152689782>Anish: 0 pop-tarts eatenVivek Ramaswamy moment, get deported>>152689811They did that last year. They need to amp it up. More sacrifices.
smores wins
>>152689770>you know that creeping invasive thought you have every xmas when your aunt gets hotter and hotter as you age?caught looking down aunts blouse...sweet smile and a hug, no shame. had a good aunt
*mogs all other flavors*
>>152689757
>BYU qb hurts himself again Kek
I like the fun endzone designs for this game.
qb sneak it in
my family that doesnt give a shit about football is watching with me for the poptart memeagei feel like an autistic kid whose family carea about their special interestim explaining rules and team history and notre dame and shit
the champ is here
STUFFED LIKEA POPTART
NICE STOP GT
>BYpoo
>>152689837fun sidelines are even better!
byu kek!
>>152689826>*mogs all other flavors*don't know how you guys eat this shit. i have one and i get shaky and need a nap an hour later.
For me, it’s wild berry
mormon bros...
>bypoo
>>152689823mine had serious mental problems and used to get changed with the guest bedroom door wide open
Step aside plebs, the king has arrived
byu coach is trash tier
I ate a big ham and swiss sandwich and took a nap. Can’t be bothered to turn my phone radio to any of the games. Might just go back to sleep.
My Delaware Blue Hens would bootyblast both these shit teams.
for me its unfrosted strawberry
>>152689862they even soak their shoes...
simple ass.
pop tart is all slopBUT it's cookies n creme
>>152689875damn dog how long did you serve in prison?
Strawberry, I need you on my team, and in my belly. >>152689839Did you tell them that Notre Dame is a bunch of babies and that if they don't join a conference soon, they'll get left behind?
h-heh... the toaster pastries my parents got me as a kid were just as good... yeah...
>>152689874>steamed eggs and ham
for me its chocolate chip poptarts
And there it is.... the supreme flavor
>>152689889the sad thing is these are probably twice as expensive
>>152689897delete this shit nephew.
who the fuck is Harlan?
>>152689897And there it is
>>152689888i did basically word for word yes
>>152689897post it on your main, coward
>>152689897Post this on your real account, you coward!
>>152689897You need to leave>my toaster and get in my belly
>>152689866THE GOAT, anything else is cope>but what if you freeze it>what if we didn't do it in a toaster>what if we made it a part of a larger dish
no icing packet, no sale. simple as
>>152689936Oh cool what time is your bowl game on?
>>152689897Racism of any kind will not be tolerated. We are better than this.
>>152689936too much work
Toasted or untoasted Pop Tarts?
>>152689936>icing packet is only enough to cover 3/4 of the strudel
>>152689924Good work, friendo.The GT helmets are pretty legit with the gold letters, and white filling with sprinkles.
>>152689698>still not including all their 2018 playoff lossesRetard.
>>152689949chilled in the fridge
>>152689936I hand ice my sister's strudels every time she makes them from scratch, if you catch my drift
>>152689949toasted and dipped in milk
>>152689949Depends on how i feel and what poptart it is.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152689949microwaved
>>152689949i only eat these fuckers hiking so smashed
will the one who died last year come back this year too?
>>152689949toaster oven, yoink em just before they start to get dark brown
>>152689921>it >is
>>152689949you must trvth nuke it for 2 minutes in a toaster or its not a poptart
>>152689963That's very nice of you. She's lucky to have a caring brother.
>>152689957okay well can you kindly share which one i left out mr oklahoma hateror better yet just add it and repost it yourself. i wrote the original from memory whilst high as a kite
>>152689946>Oh cool what time is your bowl game on?actually just killing time until the real game starts. 4:30pm by the way
>With Penn State’s win today, Terry Smith has as many wins as a betting underdog (1) as James Franklin has in the last 5 seasons combined.
>>152689963sequel when??
Why haven't we seen any mascot antics yet? It seems like we should have seen something by now.
>>152689989>nuke it for 2 minutes in a toaster
I eat my ‘tarts toasted and buttered. Always, simple as
>>152690008fucked me up to learn that's jeffrey coombs' daughter
>>152690003big game bros...
>wife asked what forum im always on>panicked and said 4chan>visible disgust and an “ugh”
>>152690009>Why haven't we seen any mascot antics yet?
>>152689996>arizona bowl>miamischizo bowl
>>152690018Weyoun (and like a dozen other motherfuckers) my GOAT
>>152689932TRVTH NVKE
>>152690017>buttered
>>152689862When did Nick Fuentes go Mormon?
>>152690009they'll probably show some soon
for me it's the cookies n cream 'tarts, frozen
For me its the brown sugar cinnamon poptart.
>>152690072im expecting a full poptart halftime act
>>152690008>the snl spoofcringe
>>152690077redpill me on frozen popsharts
so Texas has to kill Michigan or it's going to be really embarrassing right?
Pop Tarts without Dukes Mayo is poverty tier
how badly did clempus clempus?
Acc sisters..
>jawja kek
dude's name is God's Power?
unstoppable run
>>152689860the rest of us aren't pre-diabetic
>>152690114i dip mine in hot fresh Scooter's Coffee personally haha but that's just me lol
>>152690105>frozen popshartsSTOP
memes aside that's a ballsy throw even if it is a timing route
>>152690114I'm a Hellmann's guy.
>>152690114>duke's mayo>posts daisy's sour creamhuh?
Defensive line looks good
What the fuck was that run in the Army game
>>152690133>i dip mine in hot fresh Scooter's CoffeeBASED winner
>>152690139THESE SENIORS HAVE NEVER EATEN FROZEN POP-TARTS AT HOME
>>152690170>winning coach gets skin scalded off with boiling hot coffeebased
don't care duke should still be in the playoffs doesn't matter
I came for the antics
>>152690213Let it go nigga...
>>152690116they got dominated and out coached by an interim coach all game
>>152690037>>miami>schizo bowlhistory bowl
>>152690024would pay tree fiddy to watch them have sexy playtime with each other
>>1526899922018 orange bowl you fat fucking retard.
>>152690109Not really. Texas has half their players in the portal and the other half going to the NFL. It’s going to be like high schoolers out there
>>152689862I like that blonde in the top right
>Everyone celebrates first downs the same way
>>152690251its literally in there this time though illiterate fuck
for me, it's beans
>>152690188>FROZEN POP-TARTShow could youwhy would you freezeSTOP
>>152690256I dont like whore or sluts give me the angel under the whore/slut
>>152690160wew
>>152690278For me, it's the frozen Ketchup Pop Tart
if pop-tarts had game they'd recreate popular commercials tart fully>I WOKE UP FEELIN THE TARTIEST COACH>TART TART TART TART
Why the fuck is there an NFL game on today? Why does Roger Goodell hate college football?
the players don't even show up for the bowl games anymore yet here you losers are
>>152690299>nigga named Army playing for ArmyWhat are they odds?
>>152689936>Put it in the toaster as instructed >put on the icing>take a bite>damn that's pretty good>take another bite>hell yea this thing is bussin' frfr chat>take a couple more bites & get to the center>wtf it's still frozen>throw it away & grab a poptart
>>152690312there are 2
>>152690321damn what a pretty girl
>>152690321shutup faggot
>>152690321benis
>>152690312>Why the fuck is there an NFL game on today? Why does Roger Goodell hate college football?>Roger Goodell>pigs
>>1526903306-7%
>>152690346cheerleading outfits are notorious for making boobs look small, holy crap how big are those? J cups?
>>152690321Daisy fell off
End of the first quarter. Where the FUCK are the mascots? What are they plotting?
>>152690332>>wtf it's still frozenbad toaster or skill issue
>Georigia KEK
>poorgia tech
are the niggas on BYU mormons
>legitimately a decent gamehuh. well alright then
>>152690365only God's(power) knows
>>152690365Did you miss the thread with her insta?
>>152690387>>152690389OH NONONONONONONO
>>152690392
>it was a touchdown... because it just was ok?
based jackets
>>152690398yes, link
The ball was out of his hand lol
>>152690356All my 3-6 aged little cousins were doing that stupid 67 dance at Christmas. They all just spontaneously started doing it together. Very strange.
>catholic>dont make playoff over bs>cry and throw hissy fit opt out of bowl game>mormon>dont make playoff over bs>play in the sovlfull poptarts bowli think i know my choice in religion.
ty based refsbros
>>152690428I'm 42 and I did it with my 6 and 7 year old nephews
>>152690417bro just google northwestern cheerleaders and find the only fucking one with giant gazoinkazoinks(donut look at her face too much)
Sup? How's the game going?
>>152690160>>152690299whoops that was the wrong one. i meant to post this one
>We get GT's offensive coordinator next year
>>152690448grim
>>152690417https://www.instagram.com/camille_trinity/
>>152690448based
What race is Bachmeier? He looks Pacific Islander
>>152690474do you think her typical deposits are on the creamier side or the chunkier side?
>>152690433>Godless>Make playoff
>>152690474slam piggie
>>152690486german and thai
>>152690487moose tracks soft-serve
>>152690321NIL and the transfer portal have turned bowl games into the probowl. It's disgusting.
>>152690474>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>152690448>I'm 42>childless
is the five nights at freddys game and movie franchise any good?
>>152690508cmon brent, not during the broadcast
>>152689673LOVE AND HONORFOREVER AND A DAY
>>152690514>is the five nights at freddys game and movie franchise any good?kids like the game...not quite old enough for the movie though
>>152690514yeah if you are a child predator
>>152690448I've retired from Christmas at 33 because I don't want to become this.
>>152690514>▶> is the five nights at freddys game and movie franchise any good?that was a dumb question
what a terrible tv commercial, reminds me of that tragedy
>>152690474Why does she look middle aged in most those pics?
>>152690501mmmmm
>POOcon
>>152690474well that's over
>>152690546>Why does she look middle aged in most those pics?semen ages you worse than cigarettes
The Poptart bowl is peak.
Fuck this Poptart shit. It's time for the Snoop Dee Oh Double Gee Arizona Bowl!
move aside chuds
>male sideline reporter
>>152690544>>152690539I stopped paying attention halfway through. Was that one of those He Gets Us ads or Planet Fitness?
>>152690555Checked, and maybe that's her brother
>>152690569>Snoop Dee Oh Double Geei watch all CFB, but purposely not watching this SOFT ASS N I G G E R
I'm just here for the Poptart sacrifice ritual
>>152690514Thr creator is an unapologetic Christian and trumptard with lile 10 kids
This stadium in Orlando hosts three bowl games
>>152690509>childlessprojecting? I have 4 children and the youngest is already in high school, sorry you wasted your life
>>152690566>its handler
>>152690571
>>152690576cole cubelic is the only sideline reporter worth a shit
>>152690590true no comments is sus, usually her friends will spam her and say random shit like "omg perfect" "so jelly", etc
>>152690555>As if she wouldn't cheat on himChin up, Anon, you got a shot
>>152690601sounds based as fuck
>>152690601Philip Rivers invented FNAF? damn
Why are they barely showing the pop tart mascots?
>>152690602Almost as many as your mom hosted last night
Rooting for Texas Tech is rooting AGAINST College Football
>>152690602Why wouldn't it? Central Florida in the winter has great weather. Orlando is also a big dumb tourist trap with loads of nice hotels. It's easy to convince teams and sponsors to go.
>>152690634the mascots all called in sick
>>152690590no it's just another >omg he's tall relationship>>152690617yeah found it>>152690618I'm less taller than her than he is, it's over for me.
>>152690634They've been toasted it was gruesome
>>152690634>Why are they barely showing the pop tart mascots?Because there is a bowl game being played right now
>>152690601love Ms. NXT
poptart give me diabete and you putos act like it a gift from Jesus
>>152690651How so, sadiq?
I don’t even like pop tarts
>>152690657>I'm less taller than herSay "shorter" you retarded ESL.
>>152690660omg
Reffies have assumed control
JarJar DeeBee
Refs hate Mormons
>>152690670shouldn't have eaten so many you fat fuck
>>152690634I don't know, but it's pissing me off. They established themselves as the premier fun bowl the last two seasons, got themselves two ranked teams and a premiere time slot. Now the program director is leaving out their stars! I want to see Poptarts!Anon who has his whole family watching this, are already using their phone and have given up by now.
>>152690686But that's not what I meant. Learn how to read complete sentences.
>thomfucking lol
>>152690670>poptart give me diabeteNo, you gave you diabete through your choices.
>>152690657DM her and post her replyno balls
>>152690634i think the mascots are currently goofing off with the byu and gtech mascots and their cheerleaders. you could see them occasionally when both teams were in the red zone
>>152690657she's a cheerleader anon, she might be like 5 foot
>>152690660They know why we're here and it ain't foosbaw.
>>152690634apparently they have an Instagram stream going on showing all the Pop-Tart debauchery. I don't have IG so I can't confirm
>>152690712Are you having a stroke?
>>152690722>you gave youbest AC/DC song
Whenever Pop-tarts aren't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's Pop-tart?"
>>152690652It would be more special if the only bowl game played there was the Citrus bowl. But I understand it's the perfect place to host them
>>152690728>her replyI have literally never DMed a girl before. I have talked to 1 (one) girl for intended romantic purposes in the last 15 years. She's not going to reply.>>152690732Then I'm only 9 inches taller than her. That's not enough in this economy.>>152690746No I can't stroke it to girls in relationships.
>>152690692>WEEZA GONNA INTERCEPT!?!?!?
i'm against race mixing pop tarts
>PooConn
Refs should be in pop tart costume
>>152690730I want to see them goofing off
>bowl game named after a literal murdererhow far we've come
>>152690787the lore is established, poptarts want nothing more in life than to be eaten. why would she back away?
>>152690778All depends on just where those 9 inches are located
>>152690795they should be throwing the empty foil wrapper for penalties
demonic
>>152690778mad brah?
>>152690795Imagine not doing this and selling a limited edition vanilla chocolate ice cream swirl flavor pop tart based on the costume.
>>152690825wait...tell me more..
>>152690778> I have talked to 1 (one) girl for intended romantic purposes in the last 15 years.Yikes
>screaming as soon as he's tackledgrimi
lmao at the reffie's mic picking up that player screaming face mask
they really have my team playing in the snoop dogg bowl...i hate this planet
ref tart?
>>152690818I've never actually measured it but I have held a ruler in the same way and it's in the 4 inch range.>>152690832Actually kind of, I like her facial structure.>>152690844I know, I'll go back to /r9k/ after the game.
>>152690844he's saving himself a shitload of worthless trouble. modern women are 98% brain poisoned
>>152690832I am mad actually, my sister's a flattie and frankly I wish she had that cheerleader's massive fucking udders
>>152690864More like Poop Dog lmao
>>152690778>I have talked to 1 (one) girl for intended romantic purposes in the last 15 yearsi had an ex sugar baby coming by demanding to suck my cock today, but I told her I was busy at 2:30 (because I wanted to watch BYU GaTech)
The poptart bowl has completely lost its soul. This just feels like a regular game: it’s over.
>>152690901gottem lmao
>>152690895I have nothing else going on. It couldn't be worse than how I live now.
>>152690882tart primate
>>152690798
>>152690922>gottem
>pop farts bowlwhat the fuck happened?
>>152690830#team sprinkles
They aren't even standing behind the end zones anymore. What the fuck are we doing here?
absolutely mugged him, refs dont gaf
lmfao based reffies letting all the players mug each other
>>152690905This. I'm switching to NFL
Having a melty because not enough pop tarts
My reffies letting em play
I'm getting sick of all this ham I've been eating over christmas...
>>152690958"letting them play"=PI legal
For me it's Brown Sugar Cinnamon
>>152690960already done.
Last years pop tart bowl was just particularly epic. Remember there was a subplot where the pop tart came “back from the dead”. He had been toasted or something. And he was menacingly standing up on top of the stadium plotting his revenge. Something like that was going on
>>152690903Given the lack of mascot activity, are you regretting this decision yet?
get this pineapple a ukulele
>>152690981Looks a little past its expiration date anon.
>>152691013>Given the lack of mascot activity,i'm not a cartoon faggoti'm watching FOOTBALL
>>152691008last year actually wasnt that good either. scam ward didn't play the second half, and i recall there wasnt much poptartting at all
>>152691013yes>>152691038shit teams
attaboy reffie
>>152691038I didn't come here to watch football.
I'M FEELIN THE SNEEDIEST COACH
>>152690927>It couldn't be worseit absolutely could
>>152691038Ok. But regardless of who wins, who really gives a shit?
>>152691050>shit teamsCOMPLETE retard opinionthese are two of the best football teams this season to watch. ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?
Cheez-Its just dragged their nuts all over this "sponsor." It's completely over for Pop-Tarts.
Watching the game with my newborn sleeping on my chest :3
>>152691092Congratulations, who's the father?
>>152691077>Ok. But regardless of who wins, who really gives a shit?Wait a minuteyou mean you guys aren't putting serious cash on all these bowl games?fucking zoomies are all homoexualizies
>>152691069It really couldn't.>>152691092I will never get to do this.
>>152691092based nu-dad
>>152691083what about, stay with me here..THE CHEEZ IT POP TART
>>152691092Too wholesome for the chan.>>152691114Why not? There are so many women out there who want children. We've got a pretty good game going on here.
>>152691083I miss when I was this clueless.
>>152691114buddy trust me, they can wreck things in your life you didn't even think were possible
>>152691081u nu?
>>152691114Can you maybe go be a self-loathing buzzkill somewhere else?
This black commentator is awful
>>152691081>ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?
Just so its clear notre dame would he up by 50 on these freaks but this goyslop bowl is not worthy of our program
>>152691142Great idea too bad no one involved with the game thought of this.>>152691179And there it is.
IT'S MORMOVER
>BYPOO
BY-POO
>Special teamsMore like special needs
FOOOOOMBLEhaha fuck you, byu.
>Kiker uh, is this last name allowed?
>>152691179>This black commentator is awfulthis one in particular?THEY'RE ALL.....well.....how do i put this...
MUFFED KICK RETURN
>>152691179At least it's not Gus Johnson
nice go ramblin' wreck
>>152691149not with me>>152691160wake up, go to work, come home, nothing else going on>>152691173i'll probably leave at halftime since there's no pop tarts there
>>152691173>Can you maybe go be a self-loathing buzzkill somewhere else?three types of posts...football/coverage related, humble brags, and woe is me posts. don't know why i still come here. is wife with cancer guy still here? you and newborn dad guy make friends and fuck off
wew
>>152691213This one sounds like a high school commentator and I’m being generous
>>152691179he's really not
>mormon kick returners
i approve of this ass whupping
BYU sucks and therefore Texas tech is a fraud
BYU-HOO-HOO
Is Haynes King gonna make it in the league?
>inb4 he drops it again
soak bros...not like this...
>I turned myself into a Pop-Tart, Morty. I'M POP-TART TECH!
>>152691245>This one sounds like a high school commentatori hate when they put these banana nigs in the booth who don't know shit so they make up for it by being LOUD and spitting out senseless euphemisms
>>152691267nah, his brain is just one big scab at this point. one hit from someone like Parsons and he'll be put in a permanent vegetative state. his career ceiling is UFL
Imagine living in flyover hell. Jesus what a nightmare
>>152691267not as a qb
fuck off kevin
>leave to take >ga tech now up>texans smoking the erswtf i swear the shitter is a fucking portal
>>152691262Please use their actual name: Taco Tech. Tacos everywhere will appreciate it.
>>152691233>nothing else going onremember that shakespeare line about "better to have loved and lost"? yeah that shit ain't true, you're doing just fine
>>152691283>no pop tart soaking in a tub off to the sideretards are in control
notre dame doesn't beat either of these teams
>>152691267He'll make a solid towel boy
>>152691267maybe in a Taysom Hill sort of role
>>152691299take a shit*
>>152691296Imagine being a coastie and being proud of it
How many fewer baby foreskins does that (((BYU))) kick returner get to snack on after the game after that big fuck up?
BYU bros...someone forgot their magic underwear
Downy
Is there a food more disgusting than cold poptarts? >>152691260Israel thanks you for your future donation
>>152691303>you're doing just fine
>>152691300No that shit makes no sense. They throw tortillas that you would use to make a burrito not a taco
>>152691339me on the right
>>152691357>cold poptarts?>coldWhy would you refrigerate poptarts?
>>152691375Exactly, you're supposed to freeze them instead.
>>152691362soft tacos are a thing anon
Is a pop-tart like another version of the grocery bakery style sugar cookie or cosmic brownieLike its fairly shit every time but worth eating a few for some childhood nostalgia?
winning team eats pop tartslosing team has to attend a 4-hour BRENDA TRACY victims advocacy seminar
>>152691397taco and burrito tortillas are different sizes cabron
>>152691362Oh get a load of Chef Pablo over here.>>>/ck/Move along
>>152691390You sound like the type of cook that would burn water.
pop tarts are peak goyim slop. Imagine poisoning your body with that shit
>>152691400it's worth eating exactly one to remind you how shit they are.problem is you have to buy at least a pack of 8 unless you get the two-pack from a gas station or something
>>152691430yeah fuck that, im gonna poison my body with alcohol
>>152691453nice. just started today's bottle myself.
Best processed breakfast item coming in hot
>>152691358lol dog enjoy thinking that. you have no idea how much easier you have it
never got any of this sugar shit growing upwe were lucky to get buttered toast with cinnamon
>>152691469*brutally rapes your frozen breakfast item*
Lane's already cheating....
>>152691485buttered toast with cinnamon absolutely fucks>>152691498
>>152691430"Stop feeding babies colored sugar coated lard squares"- daniel dumile
>>152691477I don't enjoy thinking this at all. I'm miserable all the time.
>>152691469toaster strudels were so much better than poptarts it wasnt even funny
for me, it was Toaster Strudel
>>152691485>his parents didn’t fuck up his developing body with goyslop Lol poorfag
>>152691233>wake up, go to work, come home, nothing else going ongrass is always greener. wife and a house full of kids...and im sitting in the garage switching between the Poptart bowl and the Snoop dogg bowl while getting drunk and avoiding everyone
>>152691469*stands in your way*
Oh shit, they're actually showing poptarts. Took the retards long enough to give the people what they want.
>>152691518>i sure hate it here at 5,000 feet underwater>really wish i had a woman come into my life to drag me down to 15,000 instead
pop tarts will have protein in themWHEN YOU CUM
Lucky poptart actors. getting to smell those cheerleaders up and close.
Kek, if you cant do 45 pullups in one set, and run a 5:30 mile, then you are obese
>>152691500he's gonna dominate the SEC isn't he
I made my own pop tart
>>152691500implying he ever stopped
They're sacrificing THREE Poptarts? We're eating good bros
>>152691529lived off those bean and japaleno cheese ones in college. 3 in the oven, 10 minutes left flip. add cheese, eat with salsa.
>>152691557you just know one of those cheerleaders is getting SPIT-TOASTED by the surviving Pop-tarts after the game
>>152691519>"My favorite goyslop is better than that other goyslop!"
The undisputed GOAT of breakfast champions
anything interesting happening in the arizona bowl, anon?
>>152691524>Lol poorfagpoor people buy the convient prepackaged crap since they have jobs to go to. housewives make nutrious breakfast since they don't need jobs and it fills the time
>>152691561Nah, he'll choke, fail to make the SEC ccg and fly off to his next victim (prolly ND)
kek...that G Tech jersey wearer. They make it so easy to identify themselves.
>>152691592needs some chives and lox on there brother. plain cream cheese is too bland.
>>152691592VPN off, Shlomo Goldstein
>>152691500Absolutely fuck your salary cap. Nobody will honor it. NFL teams don’t even honor their salary cap anymore.
Look at all these poorfags eating goyslop meanwhile I got real food for breakfast thanks to my Arab mom
>>152691592>no onionI am disappoint
post poptart webms i am starving
>>152691592oh, hey, moshe. how are you today?
>>152691528That's awful, why would you do that?>>152691547If it's really that bad I could always just leave. But I'll never know for myself.
Announcer just said there will be 3(three) poptart sacrifices today
do you think the cameraman got a nice whiff of that cheerleader's pits?
>>152691623>NFL teams don’t even honor their salary cap anymore.???
>>152691567looks good anon
I respect all GT fans. It's like being a cincy fan in ohio
>>152691629>chili for breakfastzamn, ypipo could never
>>152691629>my Arab momHARAM WHORE
>>152691646that doesn't even make sense. you're not depressed, you're just retarded
>>152691642
>>152691629Is that camel?
>>152691629
>>152691588i only ate them when i stayed over at friends houses, we were a buttered cinnamon toast house if not just actual pancakes/wafflesits still just a fact
>>152691674What if his family belongs to an Old Eastern Church?
>>152691712what kind of sick, satanic jewish shit is this?
>The CEO of Crumbl paid millions of dollars for his team to get BTFO by Georgia TechKWAB
What’s the best pop tart flavor?
>>152691655They have used creative accounting to make the salary cap meaningless. Essentially you just throw “dummy years” on contracts. So you sign your QB for a 12 year contract that actually gets paid out over 3 years for example. You distribute his pay against your cap 12 years into the future. And you can just do this to infinity which means there is no salary cap. There is far less enforcement power in college. You will never put the gene back into the bottle without the whole government on board
>>152689758kwab
>>152691755Cherry.
>>152690604>bragging about having kidsgay
>>152691755thyme and saffron prime rib
>>152691722miaphysites and nestorians are considered below jews on the totem pole. Jesus is 2 natures
>>152691675What doesn't make sense about knowing I could break up with her if I didn't end up liking being a bf?
>>152691731/pol/ is down the hall chud
>>152691734>BYU pays out the ass for Shitake mushroom>Nebraska pays out the ass for Matt fucking Rhuleall according to plan
>>152691755your bussy, frozen then deep fried
>>152691755rhubarb
>>152691793because you're talking about women like they're a rare-earth element. you would never break up with anyone if they feigned even the slightest interest, you have pedestalitis
>>152691755Whichever one that actually does something funny on field first.
>>152691767I always thought there was too much filling but I bet they dialed it back in the last 20 years.
>>152691796so is >>>/lgbt/ , so go back.
>the city's been hackedI always talk shit about Netflix shows but damn cable shows fucking suck
>>152691792>bro you think Jesus had one nature of simultaneously mortal and divine character?>you are literally beneath the guys who killed himWhat the fuck are you saying
>>152691843
>>152691793>What doesn't make sense about knowing I could break up with her if I didn't end up liking being a bf?you get use to the free pussy. then eventually she'll say give me kids or no more free pussy. then you relent. then you're stuck for good
>>152691803what exactly is the plan - making Sexton richer?
>>152691843REKT
>>152691820It’s kinda amusing how rhubarb flavor is 90% sugar
>>152691821What would actually end up happening is I'd never date her in the first place if I didn't go into it wanting to marry her already so yes I'm somewhat retarded. But women who feign even the slightest interest in me aren't rare earth elements they're just unobtanium.
>>152691850me?i watch teenagers play with a ball
>>152691850Cool it with the antisemitism
>>152691868some men just want to watch CFB burn
>>152691892>they're just unobtaniumi'm thinking maybe men are more your speed, friendo
What's going on
I' late what has been the best poptart moment
>>152691850Cable is now almost 100% “copagaganda”. It’s all to make boomers think the state are hecking good guys. Netflix is purely leftist and anti-white propaganda. So pick which toxic propaganda you want to pollute your brain with
>>152691867i wish i was retarded so i could be excited about the presence of women, thinking its special. they're all fucking retarded and the sex is overrated
It's already night time in Boston?
>>152691913No if anything I like talking to guys less because they're even more predictable.
I made the mistake of watching this Fallout show. Turbo propaganda, they’re not even hiding it.
>>152691964maybe you just haven't been talking to the right ones big boy
>>152691867So if I don't want kids with her I leave. I don't get what's so hard about this.
>>152691924they haven't really been showing them during the broadcast
>>152691964lmao you don't even have a value system? no wonder you can't perceive yourself
>>152691939>and the sex is overratedeither bad at it, gay or asexual. either way, tip my hat to you
>>152691923i want to genocide the pop tarts
>army cheerleaders struggling to do like 5 pushups while laughingHOO RAH
>>152691924There haven't been any poptart moments. It might as well be a preseason game.
>>152692002>So if I don't want kids with her I leave. I don't get what's so hard about this.then go get it. might require regular bathing and not being fat. but if that was an option you wouldn't be here crying about never having it>I will never get to do this.
>>152691923i bet he shit himself a little there at the end.
>>152692003>>152692026
>>152692009>either bad at it, gay or asexual.old.i've had too much of it.
>>152691762Theyre totally cap compliant. Adjusting how money is accounted for is not a problem. The salary cap does not assign responsibility for HOW a team gets cap compliant, only that theyre under the barAlso there is a limit for how many years a team can spread bonus proration into. I believe the number is 5
Shit teams shit bowls
>>152692007I know what I value. I met one once but she was already taken.>>152692057I'll be sure to bring my resume and firmest handshake too.
Did I just see a tranny in the GT pep band dressed like a cheerleader?
>>152692119>I know what I valueit's cute you think that but you really have no clue bud
>>152691712I just noticed that wild berry saluted him as he came out
>>152692140probably
>>152692140nah, turn your monitor bro
>>152692071>salary cap does not assign responsibility for HOW a team gets cap compliant, only that theyre under the barbut there is enough tricks to keep pushing it forward. assign an 'Not likely to be earned' bonus to something you damn well know they'll earn..and whoops, comes out of next years cap instead. rinse/repeat>How NLTBE Bonuses Work Cap Treatment: The bonus amount is not factored into the team's salary cap for the current season. If Earned: If the player does achieve the NLTBE incentive, the bonus money is paid out and the cap hit is applied to the team's salary cap in the following league year.
>>152692119>I'll be sure to bring my resume and firmest handshake tooWell you're sure not going to pick up any girls with cringe "humor" like that...
Unless all croots have to sign an all taxable income sharing contract to share 50+ percent cfb is dead
soakerbros i don't feel so good...
>>152692140god i fucking hope so
>>152692119>I'll be sure to bring my resume and firmest handshake too.getting pussy is a million times easier than getting even a low paying job. smell nice and not be fat
>>152692140>university>in a metro population center>for engineering and other nerd shitYeah
>>152692158Yes I'm aware I have no experience, thank you for following along.>>152692179The joke is that you think you can just go out and get a gf by wanting one.>>152692215What year are you posting from?
>Booger dropped a grand at a strip club in collegeWhy am I not surprised
>>152692238>What year are you posting from?okay, give up. they sell rope at Lowe's
>>152692238put two pandering answers on your hinge profile, make sure one photo is you with people and one photo is you doing something outdoors. congrats, you have guaranteed replies
>>152692238>The joke is that you think you can just go out and get a gf by wanting one.Yes it takes effort, but that "joke" was lame as fuck
>>152692238>go out and get a gfis this supposed to be an accomplishment?you are a massive faggot
nu?
>>152692215Nothing was easier than buying extra weed, charging the guys and the implication for women. High sex is amazing. Im married now and haven't touched it in years but still
Uhh I haven't been watching did byu have a bunch of opt outs or something? I was told they deserved to be a playoff team
>Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesusgo army
my reffies :)
lol did he just pump fake past the LOS?
These refs are a fucking joke holy shit
>>152692272typical>>152692276Which one of us is delusional again?>>152692277It really wasn't a joke. I was mocking you for not understanding how the world works anymore.>>152692295No, it shouldn't be as hard as it is.
>>152692310Byu was down 2 scores in 6 games. Its normal
>>152692174if they didn't want NLTBE bonuses to apply that way, the league is at their liberty to change it. There are probably ways that the salary cap rules could stand to be tightened up a little bit, but the salary cap as it currently operates is not harming the state of the league and roster construction. There are much bigger problems in the structure of the NBA and MLB. Did you see how the fucking dodgers gamed the Ohtani conteact with deferrals? That shit would never fly in the NFL
>>152692376>>152692376>>152692376
>>152692374>Which one of us is delusionalprobably the one turning down genuine advice that works on the dating app preferred by most women in 2025
>>152692374>No, it shouldn't be as hard as it is.you know why its hard?because youre a massive faggotadvice? kys & get out of this thread full of NOT faggots
>>152692300>charging the guys and the implication for women.the forever alone type's problem is they have no guys, the random anon who you bullshit with when you are bored are the closest thing they have. and women? picture some gross smelly guy approaching a woman with a 1/8th and trying to get laid. would be equal parts hilarious and sad. but yes, that used to be a failsafe way to get laid in college, being the guy that was always holding
>>152692402>genuine adviceYou think pickup lines and pictures doing stuff outdoors works, when guys holding a fish get mocked for days on end. No, being 6'2 and handsome works. Any other advice is cope.
>>152692381>if they didn't want NLTBE bonuses to apply that way, the league is at their liberty to change it. There are probably ways that the salary cap rules could stand to be tightened up a little bit, but the salary cap as it currently operates is not harming the state of the league and roster constructionobiviously it's there on purpose...and they could adjust it to insure equal parity. but that's bad for business. dynasties make money. no incentive to change it for the league. and no incentive for the poor teams to ask for changes. they're content throwing their hands up and saying 'well, we paid up to the cap, what else do you want't...bungle fan
>>152692187Rip bozo
>>152692441>You think pickup lines and pictures doing stuff outdoors works, when guys holding a fish get mocked for days on end. No, being 6'2 and handsome works. Any other advice is cope.im a married manlet. longest dry spell before meeting the wife was a few months. try harder. or dont, but go to reddit for advice and quit queering up the football thread
Can anybody explain to me how it is the Snoop Dogg Arizona bowl? Surely, Snoop isn't paying for the name? He's making bank these days, is someone paying him to put his own name on the bowl?
>>152692526>try harder uhhh take a shower i've never had trouble so why would youinsane that you still think single guys are single because they haven't discovered running water
>>152692528>Surely, Snoop isn't paying for the name?him and Dre paid for it, to advertise their liquor brand. Surely they have more money at this point than 'bad boy mowers' or whatever random ass bowl games were on this year
>>152692565>insane that you still think single guys are single because they haven't discovered running waterget fit. i had abs when i met the wife. or choose not to try, but stop bitching about it
>>152692620Were you wearing a skintight shirt at the time? You'd never know I don't have abs with a shirt on. I'll keep replying as long as you keep trying to convince me I have a chance after 33 fucking years of nothing.
>>152692722>33 fucking years of nothingyou're 47? why are you still on 4chan??
>>152692763No I'm 33, like I said.>why are you still on 4chan??Where else am I supposed to go?
>>152692821you're 33 so you've only had 19 years of dating capability. you said you "tried" once, which means you've spent far more time pissing and moaning about how hard it is to try than thinking up new ways to try
>>152692869>14guys were fingering girls on the school bus at like age 10 and i sat alone, you just don't get it
>>152692985you sound like you're mentally 10 years old still. get therapy dawg
>>152692722>Were you wearing a skintight shirt at the time?i was a manlet wearing a polo shirt from my minimum wage job...but i had the confidence of a man with a nice body. but you're right, no reason to keep trying. it's been 10 years, and now you suddenly have to be a 6'4 chad to get laid or whatever the current excuse is. >chance after 33 fucking years of nothing.hit the gym for 10 years and it might be 43 years of nothing...or not? idc
>>152693030Yes so an older woman can say I'm so handsome and I just need to put myself out there for $500/hour.>>152693185>doesn't care but keeps dragging this out>excuseYou remember how this started by finding some random girl's ig and she had a tall bf right? I'm sure that's just an outlier though.
>>152693220ah so you have no idea what therapy actually is. sorry man, i didn't realize i was speaking with the world's MOST KNOWLEDGABLE man, i'll fuck off now
>>152693252Yes I'm sure every single story I've ever seen about therapy is wrong and the survivorship bias thread is right.
>>152693308good point. i'm sure the industry exists for no reason and it definitely hasn't helped anyone
>>152693358>no reasonNo it exists to give money to women, like all other industries.
>>152693408that's another good point. all therapists are definitely women
>>152693220>she had a tall bf right? I'm sure that's just an outlier though.worse odds than a tall guy. luckily there's 4 billion women in the world. you wont get a 10, but unless you're deformed/smell bad/obese you'd eventually get a 5+ who can cook. or quit. peace
>>152693481>just fly to the hills of rural china bro this proves you're wrong but it's not hard or anything
>>152693525>fly to the hills of rural china?????
>>152693525>>just fly to the hills of rural china bro this proves you're wrong but it's not hard or anythingYou're right, it's over. find a hobby and die alone
>>152693544>>152693572>there's 4 billion women in the world>no not like that i mean one of the few thousand in your immediate area that are already dating someone else
>>152693609>maybe if i keep changing the parameters i can be even LESS correct!sorry you're too stupid to conceive of yourself as a human being dawg
>>152693609>few thousand in your immediate areayou win, you're forever alone. join a support group or whatever
>>152693643Sorry you're too stupid to understand your own argument.>there's 4 billion women in the world>wtf do you mean "flying to find one of them" are you retarded?No really, what good is it supposed to be to me that there are 4 billion women in the world? Explain it.>>152693723Imagine saying this but still thinking you're right. Delusional.
>>152693740>still thinking you're right. Delusional.im completely wrong. you're undateable and will die alone. this is all you have, and im glad you found a hobby
>>152693740>what good is it supposed to be to me that there are 4 billion women in the worldhigher chance that one of them who meets your criteria is closer than you think. it's really not difficult math to do
>>152693828I can read the words but for some reason I don't think you actually believe this yet.>>152693830And yet nothing has ever worked.
>>152693906>nothing has ever worked"i tried ONCE"damn i wonder why things aren't happening for you
>>152693924>i tried onceWhere did I say that? You mean the one date I got? You really can't read can you. I "try" every single time I leave my house. No one wants me.
>>152693975>I "try" every single time I leave my houseyou're asking women out at the gas station? what does this even mean?
>>152694015>we've arrived at the "pretends to not understand things" stageWhen I go to a concert and stand next to a girl I think is cute and she literally doesn't even look at me, what did I do wrong?
>>152693906>I can read the words but for some reason I don't think you actually believe this yet.nope, fully believe. even chubby girls would rather get a once a month pity fuck from chad on tinder than put in the time. sucks to suck. but atleast you have cfb threads! hoping Miami comes back
>>152694062I told you so. Why did it take 500 replies? Also funny how >>152694051 got ignored all of a sudden.
>>152694206>I told you so. Why did it take 500 replies?its funny, you get a picture of a person in your head of a person based on their posts. and i kept picturing someone datable but just a little low self esteem..but you convinced me, it's as unlikely to happen as you said! but hey, you made a new best bud today, so things happen for a reason, maybe
>>152694206>>>152694051 got ignored all of a sudden.idk what that means
>>152694288>and i kept picturing someone datableNo woman within 10 years of me has ever said that about/to me so that would explain what went wrong.>>152694321>we've arrived at the "pretends to not understand things" stage
>>152694358>No woman within 10 years of me has ever said that about/to mesee i would just say fuck it...buy a gym membership, find the most obvious steriod case and ask him to hook you up w/ gear? worst case? acne/small balls? you're not using them anyway? go down swinging. ive seen some ugly but muscular dudes pull decent ass
>>152694462I used to go to the gym and have gotten more results from working in a warehouse for a year than I ever did there. Not that it makes a difference because all the girls there already have bfs taller than me too.
>>152694596>Not that it makes a difference because all the girls there already have bfs taller than me too.get the gear, get hulked, then go to walmart for some chubbies. you ain't pulling gym hotties. but find some slob that make good food and plays with your balls. that's the goal at this point
>>152694641My other lament of life is that I have never seen a stereotypical Walmart shopper. Zero pants shitting incidents. There's just no one left for me.
