The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues on Monday at London's iconic Alexandra Palace with the conclusion of the third round and the start of the fourth round.The afternoon session will see former World Matchplay Champion Nathan Aspinall and former UK Open semi-finalist Ricky Evans feature against Kevin Doets and Charlie Manby, whilst the first game of the evening will see World Cup winner Josh Rock take on Callan Rydz in the last game of round three. The final two evening games will then be the first round four fixtures of the tournament, as defending World Champion Luke Littler continues his back-to-back ambitions against Rob Cross, whilst Ryan Searle takes on James Hurrell.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches in Rounds 3 and 4 are the first to 4 sets, with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)Justin Hood v Ryan Meikle [R3]Ricky Evans v Charlie Manby [R3](15) Nathan Aspinall v Kevin Doets [R3]>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)(11) Josh Rock v Callan Rydz [R3](1) Luke Littler v (17) Rob Cross [R4]James Hurrell v (20) Ryan Searle [R4]>Day 15 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/28/humphries-defies-clemens-van-gerwen-anderson-set-round-four-clash
i fapped 5 times yesterday
One week until the REAL darting event of 2026: Q-School. Can't wait to see all the delusional jobbers paying hundreds of pounds to average sub-60.
>>152721961Oof, you ok mate?
Threadly POST YOUR WALK-ONS LADS!https://youtu.be/JCGj3QGV0a0?si=L7NF_slkB05BxLbj
>>152721996Gee I can't wait for him to do what he did last year and job out in R3 after impressively dumping out a seed in R2.
ITS NOT FAIRSearle played yesterday and plays again today when did the ferret last play
>>152722006They are creating a set-up for year of the ferret.
I think Aspinall vs doets could be match of the tournament unironically
>>152722006
>>152721961rookie numbers tbqh famalang
>>152722006>implying Searle even had a challenge
>>152722006hes been to sleep, he will be fine
>Justin Hood v Ryan Meikle [R3]>Ricky Evans v Charlie Manby [R3]>(15) Nathan Aspinall v Kevin Doets [R3]I know it says R3, but I think this is still prelim. Also:>One of Evans and Manby in L16Grim stuff.>>152721981Looking forward to it!
>>152722083>but I think this is still prelim.That's the magic of it being the World Players Championship. It's barely any different to a bog standard floor event at this stage.
>>152722089and most of the other majors are just the same 16 players plus a handful of guest eurojobbers
i gotta admit, like every year i'm kinda getting to the point where it's getting a bit too much darts for me. i know why i love the early rounds. once the tournament is over i won't watch darts again until next worlds as always
Bunting whines on Instagram.>muh rude messages>muh son's getting bulliedShouldn't have played up The People's Champion shit then you dumb cunt.
>>152722111moaning old git, shouldn't be crowning himself the peoples champ and he wouldn't be in this situation.
>>152722107The season was particularly horrific for that. It was basically the Top 32 for every major that had a 32 player field.
Wake up Anon, it's time for the afternoon session of Darts.
>>152721996I'd be crying to if I had to fork out £4.37 for a tub of gravy granules.
>>152722110actually, i forgot about q-school. i like keeping up with that too.
>>152722111>get ready to meet THE SELF PROCLAIMED PEOPLE'S CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORLD
>>152722111the FUTURE GOAT has turned into our false prophet
>>152722111It's a very weird thing to tell your own followers to "go Bunting mental". It's a different thing if they do that on their own, but this is true brand / cult leader stuff. Seems like he still didn't understand the problem.
>>152722001I've always thought of Born Slippy as the perfect walk-on song but the fact nobody has done it so far makes me wonder if something's wrong with it.
>>152722111https://www.reddit.com/r/Darts/comments/1pyk5e6/statement_from_bunting_on_instagram/why are redditors like this
>>152722124>Hood v MeiklePlease for the love of god comedy midget, do not fucking job to that cunt after binning Noppert. Meikle got quite possibly the luckiest draw in Worlds history getting a dogshit Argie and then Shithouse/Tata.
>>152722111>Your a massive reason>Toby is getting hate but I'm going to make him even more prominent next year>Let's go bunting mental This retard just does not get it
I make my own gravy using the juice from the meats
just finished my 4th tub of roses since xmas day
>>152722146hood was really good in his first game too so i hope it wasn't just a fluke against noppert. meikle in round 4 would be a tragedy.
my rule of thumb has been to not support zoomers>t. zoomer
>ricky evans reminding me that we didn't get the absolute kino of wade vs menziesdepressing
sucking on some jelly babies
I HATE YOU MEIKLE
hood looks like a slightly more retarded version of gary wilson
>>152722154Hood's tournament average is 15 points higher, if he manages to shit himself against Meikle it'll be all his own doing.>>152722156Well we all know who caused that possibility to not happen. And it certainly wasn't Meds.
might have to pop aldi and pick up some more reduced christmas chocos
>>152722155leave Kciuk out of this
SAY IT AINT SO I WILL NOT GOOOOOOO
>>152722175Do it lad. Stops me from buying them myself. 2026 really is the year I need to sort myself out.
more of a lostprophets man myself
he genuinely could be a midget
Is /180/ going to watch the MVG ex wife interview? They're going to discuss the touchy subject of her miraculously getting pregnant during their "overlapping" relationship.
>Meikle winning against this jobber>The Tractor Boys spanking Coventry tonightFeels real good to be an Ipswich boy right about now desu
>>152722170Justin hood is actually the real gnelf.
COME ON GNOME
>>152722185you can pick up some 5p carrots and sprouts
>>152722187nonce
ew, they're both cackhanders
You fucking useless midget cunt. I hope Noppert has gone out for the day to avoid this shit.
>Justin Job
>>152722185i did OMAD last year and lost about 4-5 stone unironically
>the absolute city of round 3 (three) of the Paddy Power World Darts Championship
Much better from the dwarf.
>>152722222lets see what wise post got quads
>>152722111qrd?
>>152722192Meikle is as much of a jobber as Hood is, don't kid yourself just because he happens to be from the same place as you.
how much drinking you reckon there is at the 12.30 matches
>>152722223What was your go-to meal?
CAN'T FIDGET WITH THE MIDGET
cute batgirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHyB_FRr4-MWhy isn't this Justin's walk-on?
>>152722264loads, its the only reason people go
>>152722268Pepperoni Chicago town
Playing well below his R1 & R2 standard but still won the set.
might join the royal navy
Quite surprised no player comes out to the ultimate deano song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8VoMmRa0o
>>152722268steak / chicken rice / noodle / potato sauce you can eat anything really dont have to worry too much about it if you want support or guidance this is probably the only useful general on 4channel for that stuff >>>/fit/76959622
What would your darts walk-on music be?Golden rule is something with an intro of about 10-20 seconds to give you just a bit of time to soak in the moment before making your way down to the oche, something that's somewhat nostalgic to late Gen X/early millenials and easy to sing along to.Knowing that, my pick is Feeder - Buck Rogers.
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Dartitis Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Throw The Dart Like Nigga Hit The Treble Twenty Haha
>>152722110Everybody is saying this. Darts is just a festive novelty. We don't car about darts beyond Footballdartsmas. Once Footballdartsmas is over the janny should delete all /180/ threads, and ban the makers until next Footballdartsmas.
if u luv the darts stand up x
*stands up*
We need to go back to real darts. Professionalism and commercialisation have ruined the sport.
>>152722288Was duty when they filmed the submarine advert. The film crew were a bit bemused when we told them we pass the time playing board games and not arm wrestling.
>>152722335vermin
>>152722335Should I join the navy if I'm a fat autistic NEET?
meikle...
>>152722343Ever see the celebrity episode of The Chase with her on? She might actually be thicker than Chisnall, it was all "which religious figure lives in the Vatican?" "I dunno I've never been to the Vatican how am I meant to know that?"
What the fuck was that last dart lmao
>>152722371The chad answer: God
>>152722343bow before your queen
>Wer gewinnt?>Justin Hood 94%>Ryan Meikle 6%there you go
>>152722371being thick as fuck must be bliss
>>152722111xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Assuming he wins this game, Justin Hood would enter the Top 64 and confirm Stephen Burton's return to Q-School. Mario Vandenbogaerde's Card would rest on the outcome of Drug Taker's prize money (Mario would stay on tour if Taylor's money is removed from the Order of Merit).>>152722374Dwarf power, was fortunate Meikle was stuck on 223 two visits before because he made a fucking mess of cleaning up 24.
>>152722383No
>>152722343she's going to look like theresa may in 10 years at this rate
>>152722393Why does he do it?
bald downie midgets are the future of dartskneel
>>152722388>tfw stupid but not stupid enough to live life as a gormless thickoVery jealous of the likes of Chizzy
meikle this is so not right
>>152722409
>>152722189Where will this interview be shown?
I actually feel sorry for Meikle for once, matching Hood near-enough dart for dart last two sets and has got nowhere.
Ugh the leprechaun's pot of gold has run out
>>152722428DO NOT REDEEM THE SET
who /whiteNYE/ here
Come on, you can't have someone looking and shaped like Justin Hood as the face of your sport.
I actually hate this commentator, so dry and leaves part hanging every time
>>152722495why not he's a cute little gnome
Fuck you Midge. Making us watch more of this shite.
>>152722490
>that klopp deutsche vermögensberatung advertgodverdomme
>>152722508erektionsprobleme?
>>152722495Darts needs a strong gnome
you cannot trust lefthanded people and this match has two of 'em..
hood makes everyone else on stage look like a giant
>>152722001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZTOH6dXGucFIVE DARTS THROUGH THE NECK
are we hanging out together on new years eve lads
>>152722531I want to see him next to Clemens.
>>152722450he did redeem!>>152722511i can handle those with dutch tv showing vaginal fungus adverts during darts for yearsi can't handle klopp's veneers
>>152722545no you smell
>>152722550be niceit's footballdartsmas
if i'd overpay to go to 'ally pally' for the 'darts' i would NOT dress up btw
gnome-san..
Nice double
PAIR OF BOTTLE JOBBERS
>>152722001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
>>152722567Sit at the /180/ table where we wear our Sunday best and do our own scoring
>>152721996How does a lad this big not like his gravy?
Wtf is a 'Meikle'
>>152722576unironically a banger
Ouch
Poor lad needs his guinness.
How does this little fella keep doing it
GNOMED
>shorter than Abilel
Why is his nickname not Robin
>>152722617he almost didn't
Ugh abbi in her 70's dress....
PUT YOUR TOUNGE AWAY
KILL THIS ZOOMER RICKY
Year of the gnome is upon us.
Imagine opening a Chinese restaurant as an Englishman lol
>>152722631https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TXpvKdg2jVU
>lower average>worse doubles percentage>winsmy brain is too small. i don't get it.
>>152722639??The best Italian restaurant I went to (Jamie's Italian) was ran by an Englishman
>hempel saying ricky evans could be a top 10 player some dayjesus christ, even i can't imagine something that horrifying
>>152722624>almost didn't>wins 4-1
>>152722653>The best Italian restaurant I went to (Jamie's Italian) was ran by an EnglishmanThis isn't TikTok, there's no pretend Italians to get overly performative in anger at this.
>>152722656hood will be punished the next time he misses doubles like that
>>152722649he only had a lower average because he missed so many doubles. his scoring was generally better.
>>152722639If chinese can run snackbars, then englishmen can run chinese restaurants.
>>152722665what are u going on about u egg
>>152722649very simpleyou win a game of 501DO-darts by scoring and then hitting a double
>i'm the weirdest, most lovable idiot in the worldyou know, someone actually lovable wouldn't call himself lovable
>>152722669he will get lucky again rydz and rock are known to job hard
>>152722665Sorry I'm getting into the darts spirit by Deano posting
>>152722655Maybe he should cut down on the weed, Evans will never be more than an insecure wacky gimmick jobber.
Would probably fuck Hood's fat wife.Must be bliss being 3 foot and getting buried by a fat slag like that, very jealous.
As long as Evans accepts his position as a novelty speed jobber, I have no issue with him. He's going to get blown apart by this zoomzoom now though.
Does anyone else think Anna looked better with brown hair?
>>152722707Hood is the best thing to happen to darts in 2025.
How much do those security lads get paid to walk and glare a bitFeels like a decent job
Is there any streams at 720p?My Internet connection can't handle 4k
>>152722618downsyndgnome
>>152722736The fawanews stream doesn't seem terribly high res.
>>152722736AWOOOOOOOOOGA
JUST LIKE A PRAYER
based ricky
>speedjobber didn’t find a new gimmick as he never survived Christmas
>walk-on song about how much you enjoy giving blowjobs
you are now thinking about ricky evans on his knees
>>152722730Probably not as lot, as having been quite a few times now I can confirm that they're all complete fucking jobsworths.
>>152722730you got to do the hard hours picking on speds outside nightclubs for years first before you get your break
>>152722736vipleague dot st?
Based Grado appreciator
Ricky pls stop.
>>152722757Probably can't get up the fat cunt
WE LOVE YOU RICKY
someone make a webm of his entrance this is fucking hilarious
He should change his song to Speed of Sound cuz he throws so fast lol
Who do you think spends more of their evenings crying, Evans or Menzies?
>48OH HE'S SO FAST, SO SKILLED
gwan the man
It's over for rapid dicky
>>152722778Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Rapid Ricky Evans is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Rapid Ricky Evans
manby is so relatable and likeable its like hes just been round me nans house this morning doing a job on the boiler
>zoomersmillennial sport albeit
>>152722778menzies, i think. but mostly because ricky strikes me as a guy that spends a lot of time in delusion.
dabulls for dough
If he was a bricklayer he'd be Bricky Evans
>>152722796
Surprised people still dress up like the oompa loompa's from 50 years ago.
>>152722807if he was a spastic he'd be licky evans
>>152722828All the Minion costumes sold out
we cannot allow manby to win
>>152722805speedjobbin for show
ya think Basti and Rob are poofs?
cheeky bit' o darts after some fifa with deano and bradders before the missus gets 'ome n we watch love island haha guilty pleasure love it me x
>>152722828In 50 years time we'll still be wondering why they sing about the Toure brothers.
I wonder if anyone has ever>won less legs>lower average>lower checkout percentageAnd won a match at the worlds. It's not impossible
>>152722841will be mostly grim if he wins
Looks like Champagne has gone on ice
Um, zoomerbros...?
unc here. Why are people still in the tournament averaging sub 90? Use case?
>>152722831if he was a weapon he'd be blicky evans
TOUCHING HER WITHOUT HER CONSENT
quicky ricky with his sticky dicky
Powerful from Littler thereNot going to batter my missus anymore now that I know The Nuke doesn't approve
>>152722869
manby is playing like shiti'd still do his gf and his mom though
>>152722853why? fuck off
>>152722861When you actually do the maths the difference between a 90 and a 100 average doesn't mean much as it's still mostly a leg with 5 visits to the board. Trebles for show, Doubles for dough.
going to batter the wife later just to spite littler
>>152722887fair wicket, it's the rules
they say violence is never ok but what if shes coming at you with a knife
>82 and 86 averagesWhat in the BDO...
>>152722869TOUCHING HER WITHOUT HER CONSENT
>>152722900I direct her to the kitchen so she can put the utensil to proper use.
>>152722852Brenny vs Mansell at the worlds 2 years ago. Mansell led all 3, Brenny won
manby is trying to be worse on doubles than uter yesterday
anyone not sitting down?
someone tell manby to slow down
Speedjobbers ALWAYS lose
What beer do they sell at the Ally Pally, would like to go to the darts but not so keen if all they serve is Fosters
>>152722936nope. sitting here. one hand on the mouse one hand down my pants like always
Someone tell Manbaby to fuck off back to football. This is fat country.
>>152722948Amstel, just under £8 a pint.
If Charlie Manby was a 17th century statesman, he would be Charlie, Earl of Danby
>wade died for this
we are SO back zoomies!
>Speedy Richard Jones
>Sterbeversicherungads going a strange way post christmas
>>152722894alri cunting
>>152722977This time of the year is notorious for suicides. It's best to be prepared.
>>152722990surely those insurances do not cover suicide
Had the shits for months lads, just glued to the bog lately. Feel like I’m gonna poo myself to death any day now
Manby doing his best to lose this
>>152722996That's not the claimant's problem.
>>152723007
>>152723007Too much black pudding?
>>152722990But why? The darts is on!
>4/27 on doublesThis is Ross The Boss Montgomery tier
>>152723007indian curse
>>152723007It's noble to poo yourself to death, you're like Henry V.
THIS KID CANT BUY A DOUBLE
manby might as well kill himself now
ZOOMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
Manbaby is challenging Dimi on the shit doubling
>22
>4/34 on doubles
How many tables do you think Cammy's smashed up while watching this Manby display
>menzies lost to THIS
>>152723054has anyone checked on him over christmas to see if he's still alive?
>>152723062Does anyone care?
>>152723054>>152723059cammy mind
>>152723064well, he's going to start smelling bad at some point
Do you get a bonus multiplier if you throw the darts in faster?
>>152723076no but apparently it's good for muscle memory
>>152723076no you get style points like in devil may cry
>Manby averaged 130 in a floor eventchrist whats that like an 11 dart leg on average?
errr... Fatbros?
>>152723076got to throw 3 darts in 3 seconds or it doesn't count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFJn9khnm8remind me why its iconic? like every clown walk on is apparently too
KOSTENLOSE LIEFERUNG2000-MAL AUF LAGER
Ricky will lose this like he lost to Cunt Owen last year because he can't put two good performances together
>>152723093Two words, energy management
>>152723095i still don't know why aspinall's walk on is getting sucked off so hard. the german commentators have been masturbating at the thought of aspinall coming out on stage to a shit song all session
>>152723095Iconic is a go to normie word for anything slightly memorable these days
CAM ON RICKY
>>152723097DAS IST FORD KÖGLER, MIT EUROPAS GRÖßTER TRANSITAUSSTELLUNG.
Raped Ricky Evans
He dropped his dart ad one fellIt is over for Manbaby
>>152723125you did however forget that the PREISE are UNSCHLAGBAR
>>152723142
>>152723090something like that
https://x.com/OfficialPDC/status/2005643222089933206
Haven't seen the wasp in a while, hope he's ok xxx
>this set from CrapidDoes he actually want to get to the Last 16?
Fucking useless fat jobber
i can relate
>>152723155>The fastest player in darts with maybe the best walk-on yet at Alexandra PalaceWhy are they like this?
evans gassed
>>152723165me rn
>>152723165This is literally me right now.
Imagine how enraged Wade will be watching this.
He's actually crying.
>hello darkness my old friend
>>152723176i don't see why
>le fat comedy jobber man
We going to get a Rapid Menzies reaction?
Fuckin mental midget.
Manby making two jobbers cry, is this zoomer actually based?
Crapid averaged 74 in the fifth set there and had a first 9 average of 83.>>152723184Both of them are playing complete shite. He had the perfect opportunity to play Chud in the L16 and he fucked it.
Ricky "Speedjobber" Evans
>>152723190he bussin fr
Based Champagne, was hoping he can take out this memejobber.
>>152723189he physically can't handle his own style
>ricky's got cramps in his fingershe was better off without a girlfriend
Why did he just sieg heil
>>152723164never noticed how weird gingers eyelashes are
jesus fuck
Manby a CUTE. more like ManBi
based zoomer exposing the millenial hacks
Fat spastic right to the end.
*gives up*
manBASED
tubby happy funster bottling memester on the brink
holy shit, he's going to have a full blown cry
evans can't handle itcongrats charlie
he is playing for the premier league invite not the wc
M E N T A LIDGE V A N ST
Speedjobber not so fast since getting raped by uppity zoomer
Absolute fucking clown.Get in the bunting bin.
Uncs, we've been zoomed...
manby just plays the biggest lolcows in the tournament
Ricky.... All you had to do was keep your fuckin head cool.
What the fuck is he doing lmao
kwab that last leg was atrocious
>plays the fatty funster>is a stroppy mental midget
>>152723230
he is injured!!do NOT bully him!
>tossing the darts onto the groundbit disrespectful to the 'sport' imo
>>152723229All these audience pleasers end up being fucking jobberin losers.
What the actual fuck was that from Ricky. DRA will be investigating those last two sets, literally gave up to the point he shouted at the board.
>Zoomercide next roundbusiness end of the competition
Oh well, at least he can look forward to next Christmas where he can wear a funny hat and some sunglasses for a couple of games now.
>Chud v Manbabby
>another manby opponent losing his shit at the endbizarre
bro looks like he's got a shredded wheat on his head lol
>horrendous social skillsONE OF US
>>152723247>ricky>riggy
Based Charlie calling out the fat mentality midget
>>152723255moggin' innit
>>152723256kek
boomerbros.......
fat jobber clown should be fined for bringing the game into disrepute
>>152723263I did like that he left two of his darts on the stage table when he sulked off.
>those last two set averages for CrapidFine definitely incoming. Manby missed 41 darts at double. Atrocious.
Good on manby for actually throwing proper darts but picky ricky was an absolute blamage.
>>152723279Was the 3rd one in the single 1?
hes coming out of his cage...
>the flying fartsman
>>152723291>2-2>you have the throw>give upClassic Ricky
this is it lads strap in for match of the champs
WAS SAGT DER VERIFOX?
"P" DC in shambles
this'd be a pretty great session if aspinall fucks off next
>>15272329164.8
Difficult choice
>>152723291absolute headloss
the boy has no idea why he's talking to german media
>>152723346can't stand those sorts of 'muscle tops', personally
I’d give it to Laura Turner but I wouldn’t be proud of it.
>>152723330What did I say? World Players Championship.
>>152723355errm.... i only understand train station...
>>152723355>dazngrim
>>152723330This all goes to show how the Tour Card system, and the changes to stuff like the European Tour to even further protect the top 32, are just not the right system for if darts actually wants to go global.I'm sure the PDC do but they're more preoccupied with protecting "their" product of selling the mongpit dream to mongs
>>152723355also elmar looks like a jewish caricature in that shot
>>152723364>you want to get me off behind the barn?
>>152723364He's a builder from Huddersfield, he has a hard time understanding English let alone any other language
>>152723346both looks like old witches tbqhwy lad. If I had my way we wouldn't have w*men on the tellybox.
>>152723374Imagine employing builders that aren't Polish in current year
Doots killed Blubber. I will never root against this man.
what a slut
mr brightside is actually a song about islamic rape gangs in the uk
>>152723392Is that his daughter?
>>152723387
>>152723392>>152723397
>Mr. Shiteside
>>152723400if she is i can understand that guy with the sign from earlier
>happily singing the cuck songdo Englels really
absolute banger, even if it's about getting cucked
>>152723392is that his daughter??
>>152723403lmao
>>152723378Anna is lovely you shirt lifter
>>152723369Spot on. Tour Cards don't even guarantee quality. Remember Aaron Beeney a few years ago who fluked a Tour Card and then became a cult hero because he was that fucking shite?
>>152723387>>152723403KEK>>152723411true though
>almereoh no
>>152723392oh no. oh no no no. Kraut bro....
Doets is the only non brit to play today. Eurjobbering never disappoints
What happens in Almere?
>>152723411>>152723398for me it reads just like random lyrics scrambled together
>>152723425shes northern mate 14 is basically 35
>>152723425sky showed a sign of someone wanting to date her...>>152723428criminality
>>152723425Kraut bro take a seat...
>>152723425who's in charge, me or the devil?
SHES 14 YEARS OLD
>>152723446kek
ASPINALL <3CAN I DATE vYOUR DAUGHTER?xxx
>>152723431the chorus is mostly meaningless, it's the verses that matter mostly
>>152723425That tweet is 3 years old?
>>152723397Didn't realise Gilding was still in the building
Sharpen your tips, lads.
>double bounceoutYOU'RE NOT STOPPING ASP GETTING BACK IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE YOU CLOG
Nee naw nee naw nee naw
anti magnets?
>>152723476would love to work at the magnet room behind the board ngl
>>152723477based nige
>>152723477R Nige <3
Donkey Rider Doets
we dem magnet bros
>activate the magnets
doets please save us
Is Asp a neo-nazi?Why the red laces?
Doets looks like josh widdecombe
why has the thread suddenly died
>>152723678/180/ is a Ricky Evans board. He goes, we go.
Doetspinall
>>152723678aspinall puts me to sleep
>>152723626Your mum looks like Ann Widdecombe
>>152723678Putting a pork in the oven
love aspinall but he's hard to watch sometimes
>>152723678Not a particularly engaging game
>>152723710A MESSAGE FROM THE PIG
>>152723710Needs more pepper lad
EUROJOBBING IS CANCELLED
>>152723710
>>152723710The binding looks a bit odd
>>152722655How did Florian Hempel fail to qualify for Ally Pally when everyone and their mom seems to have gotten a spot this year?
playing your best and getting mogged
>hitting 11 going for D8
is florian hempel gay?
DOOT DOOT
>THIS LEG
lmao what the fuck is going on
jobberkino
top jobbing
THE WASP
>missing 10(!) set darts to lead 3-1
This is really dull for such a good match
based and doot-pilled
>aspanal
>>152723730>>152723752>>152723755Trust me I know Pork
I DONT EVEN WANT THESE DOUBLES
>>152723827it's aspinall
I go take a dump and so does Asp
>>152723838Noice, looks tasty if thinly cut.
Rock, Searle and Cross all going through would be the perfect evening session
Yummy
can't stand the Asp, me
>>152723866never post again
>>152723866I feel like this could be a nice snack if you actually cooked it
>>152723866
>>152723874I like him. He's generally incredibly frustrating but he seems a good guy>>152723866Nice, all that's left is to cook it
godverdomme
i am pro-dootz
Ali G costumes where on sale out
Thought it would be a good idea to put chili powder on my pizza. It wasn't a good idea.
>>152723678I went off to do stuff, i was doing stuff and then i got bored so i stopped posting while doing stuff
>>152723914God I wish that Fanta was my skull
>DOETSHE HIT IT AGAIN
marvelous
>>152723884A quick hot stir fry with some salt and pepper and a drizzle woshestersheersauce would be good.
>>152723874love are nath, especially when hes playing littler in the premier league somewhere like manchester, proper comfy times :)
BIGFISH
Phwoar
DA BIG FISHY
how come there hasnt been a 9 darter yet
Nice
BIG FISH!!!! (literally right after i turned the stream back on)
>>152723678aspie playing lid, snorefest
>>152723945gando didnt get enough energy
kek
>T20>T7unusual route for a nine darter, ngl
>>152723954whats with the incessant VPN mongery son? must get boring eventually right?
WHAT A 164!
HOLLAND*clap clap*
INSANE MATCH
ALLY PALLY CLASSIC
incredible
fucking nailing in the 180s right now
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
The magnets are at full power
>>152723970bold to assume I am on a vpn lid, last time I checked you cannot post with one without a pass and like fuck am I paying for one of those. What is your problem?
the Doetmeister is unstoppable right now
118 average in that set
from jobberkino to kino
mental set from are kevvers
a cute
Year of the DOOTS
Doets has pulled a baddie
let's go dooting mental
>>152724001ok yeh whatever mate haha... :/
THAT DOUBLE DOUBLE!
killer double double
Based Doets doe(t)s it again.
1919 !!
This Kevin Doets guy is good
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS ON THE DOUBLE DOUBLE
QUAD19
Doets is CLASS
ASP SEEETHING
dooooooooooooooooooooooooetz
Haha, Mongpit in shambles again.
GET FUCKED FAKE ASS ASP NIGGA
DEANOS IN THE MONGPIT IN SHAMBLES
>asspanal
Doets vs Littler NOW
wtf bros, these dutchies are ruining everything
Stockport patriots, where do we go from here?
Katha looking spicy again..*unzips*
>Asspainanal
This afternoon session was not the most exciting one, but it has produced the best possible results, I am pleased!
Doets can beat luke
I guess i will keep tuning in for late afternoon matches, seems to be working so far
>two swedes in round 4We can't stop winning bros
/180/ masturbates too much
>>152724089Woodhouse? I don't think so. Maybe Lukeman.
>>152724089nah, too inconsistent.
MONGPIT IN SHAMBLES
>hate the crowd>hate 95% of the playerswhy do you even watch darts?
>>152724103gotta get some use out of that jizz dartboard I got for christmas
>>152724103With this Welsh daffodil on my screen, how can you blame me?
>>152724107>siphoning the crowds/opponents energybased and high IQ
>hit the big fish to go within one set of victory>lose every single leg to the end of the game
>>152724122 vintage Aspinal jobbing at the end after putting on a show
>Missed the Justin Hood game>Got Kevin Doets playing a belter game insteadGood afternoon lads!
Rob cross beats Luke littler dont @ me
Last 16 line-up:>Littler v Cross>Woodhouse v Ratajski>Hurrell v Searle>Clayton v Harrysson>Humphries v Doets>Manby v van Veen>van Gerwen v Anderson>Hood v Rock/Rydz
cya tonight lads x
what's with the Dutch-Swedish connection in darts?you can actually hear the Swedish influence in Doets' accent when speaking English.
>>152724140Have a feeling that Hurl v Surl is going to be an allypally classic.
>>152724138can only hope
>>152724140Anyone here /hh/ - hurrel harryson?
>>152724141Mister Tumble's let himself go
>>152724141Is that fat clownman's new gf?
>>152724157HH BROTHER
>>152724141wait a second...
We must spare Justin Hood at all times. Maybe Charlie Manby we can spare too
What do you call someone after hitting the big finish and then proceed to lose 6 legs in a row?
>>152724145He lives in Sweden
>>152724169Both seem like absolute twats to be honest.
>>152724141I hate this guy bros. I used to be a fat jobber in school and I'd do the same clown act getting pissed and fishing for laughs at every opportunity. Helped me cope but I'd always be having a Ricky style crash out before long. Anyone who was around me long enough would get to know what a loser I was. Glad I didn't carry it on all my life like speedjobber
>>152724140I had Evans and Wattimena making the quarters, so I'm sitting here looking like a tool.
>>152723914How did you come to the first conclusion? At least put it in the sauce at worst (chilli flakes are better in that regard).
Guys the paki man just came and now I am the proud owner of my first dart board
DOETS DOETS DOETSDOETS DOETS DOETS
>>152724346Check the package carefully, those usually come with a random seed voucher at the next WDF championship.
>>152724346i'm really tempted to blow 250+ eur on a darts setup despite having thrown darts less than 10 times total in bars when drunk
>>152724387Why blow so much? 100€ should get you far
>>152724380Both my parents played darts in the 70s and 80s. Not sure why I never got into it when I was young.
>>152724395don't really want to half-ass my hobbies, why spend 100€ on subpar stuff now if a month or two later i'll just want the premium
>>152724435No, really. A decent set of arrers and a good board won't cost much more than 100€. What the fuck else do you need?
>>152724461poor people disgust me
>>152724461got to get the luke 'the nuke' hittler Gen271k pixel grip elysians to even consider playing.
>>152724461surround, mat, lights
literally fell asleep during the Evans-Manby match and ust woke up
Just think how hard the mongpit would pop if a player was allowed to copy the Steve Austin entrance. Instant star power.
>>152724474This, and don't forget the jersey!
>>152724486So you fell asleep with rapid Ricky and the asp?
>>152724509somehow
>>152724199Blog on
Lads
>>152724577his dad should stop being so shit then 2bh
>>152724577>>152722111He is an imbecile and whoever at his management told him to go down this route is either devious or just as mentally thick as he is.
>>152724577>my son’s receiving online abuse because I’m making sure he’s always on camera>don’t worry lads, in 2026 I’m gonna do it even moreImagine making your son feel like shit to try and use him as a PR tool. Bunt’s been such a cunt the last 18 months, can’t believe I ever liked the fucker
>>152724577glad bunting jobbed so i dont have to see his dsygenic offspring again
>>152724577My dad's a cunt who's shit at darts as well, yet nobody's sticking my mug on social media.
>>152724577S
>>152724577Wonder which one did him in.
>>152724803>that ofsted one
The OP should read>>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)>(11) Josh Rock v Callan Rydz [R3]>James Hurrell v (20) Ryan Searle [R4]>(1) Luke Littler v (17) Rob Cross [R4]Not sure what happened there but the R4 matches are the wrong way round
>>152723256bet you can't job three
>>152724171I know, I was just wondering why there are two "Dutch Swedes". Bit of a coincidence.
Waitin for the hurl vs the surl
>>152724577Genuinely has his son actually received any abuse? it's the same as saying you got "death threats" always 0 evidence but it gets people to feel sorry for you
>>152725037>he doesn't know
>>152725285just people shitting on them online, is that abuse, just close your screen bro
>>152725213Sweden is everything Dutchland wants to be
>>152725307>>152725197
>The Netherlands want to be Norway but worsereally?
>>152725285I don't doubt people are calling him all sorts of shit in twitter discussions, where he is "on topic" because of Bunting's media work and Sky's editorial decisions, but I can't imagine anyone is actually sending stuff to the kid directly.
>>152725335the kid shouldn't even be able to read social media yet #factos
surely they won't be able to shoehorn Mr Walk-on-song into the premier league this year after today
A bottle of Bordeaux and a cheeky tenner on are Rydz
Call me John Pork. Look at that fucking crackling.
what do i ask the barber to get this trim?
>>152725392now that is LUSH x
>>152725393wigger special
is this guy a poofter?
>>152725393alri la, deano trim today
>>152725416how did you know i was going to ask what to ask for this one
tough crimbo for Rydz
>>152725361>Luke>Luke>MVG>Price>Bunt>whichever of Chud/Jonny is 4th after the worldsThey’re all definitely in.That leaves two empty spots. If Jonny is 4th they’ll go to Chud and Rock, if Chud is 4th they’ll go to Rock and Asp.
>rydz is emotionaluhoh table bros, we are in for a bad time
Nigger I forgot to crop
>all English todayWhy can't the rest of the world into darts
It's the worst current walk-on
proud unionist is rJoshy
they only got the 240p rip from youtube for rock?
Wygz looks fucking broken, will be incredible if he even wins a set
>>152725307I've been to Sweden, it was nice but the beer is too expensive.
This guy is Rocky I through V combined
LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>152725459Rude
>>152725497sos x
>>152725425This was him, wasn't it?
>>152725494Tasty, would add some more chopped onions and sliced pickle but it's not too bad.
Great start from these two fannies
hes got shit hair but we dont care
>Wygz grandad dies>still crying a week later>Dom Taylor’s entire family died (at least according to his excuses for being a druggie)>laughing and smilingGet on the coke Callan lad, seems like it helps
Do you think having a dead relative makes you play better or worse? Like maybe an uncle carking it just gives you a bit of inspiration, but yer da going is just going to fuck you up
highest checkout 12
>>152725526I unironically got notified that my dad died during a competitive darts game. Played on and won. To be fair: Had broken off all ties with that drunkard for 15 years by then, so it was more disturbing than actually emotional.
>>152725392
>>152725485>meCock lost that set by fucking up the 19 he'd left.
>>152725529dead uncles are no good, just look at Cammy
Damn, this is just like when Adriano found out his dad died. Darts will never be the same.
>>152725529Rab Thornton buried his mother on the same day he hit that double-in 9 against Wadey all those years ago
Rock’s been pure shit this tournament.World Cup changes nothing, I’m convinced the lad’s a fraud
Wygz is a proper mug isnt he?
hopefully rocks grandad croaks asap so he stops jobbing
>>152725392What is the superior way to cook pork?
>>152725583Only need to look at what’s on his head to know that
>>152725590You get your lusty Argonian maid to heat her oven.
>26
Christ, this session looks like shit for a 3rd Round session. When's Wolfie and Silverback playing, those are the proper players I want to see
>67
>>152725581He has been very fortunate with the draw. Had Springer not lost the plot against Comito he would have gone there.
I'm struggling to imagine Japanese anon as a Japanese guy, with a Japanese face, talking about deanos, using "alri la" and posting niche Bri'ish memes.please tell me he's an expat, as the other option is both too absurd and extremely funny. mind you, I used to know a Japanese guy who heard Portuguese fado for the first time when he was about 30 and immediately moved his entire family to Portugal to further develop this cultural obsession. has lived here since.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck
>>152725581World Cup of Darts is meme exbo anyways that's only good for comedy moments like pic related
>>152725630It’s the same lad who’s been putting de lids x on every post for the last few weeks
>2
>>152725639True, but that's why I like it, it's one of the more enjoyable non-ranking majors.
>>152725565people going to start knocking off relatives to get 9 darters in games
>that setMental
Pork is the meat of the poor and needyI only eat duck, venison and decent cuts of steak
>>152725618BDO invasion angle when? would love to see it.
you lads reckon Rydz is going to off more relatives if he wins?
>>152725695any askers?
That is going to bother me
>>152725722>the following annoucement has been paid for by the BDO
Where has this been all tournament from Rock?
>>152725695I find pork gives me the smelliest farts going.Anyone else or just me?
>>152725747the board getting #WhitlockedRaw?
>>152725752
>>152725731He’s about to shank another relative in the next break if he goes down 1-3
okay I'm going to say itthis recent tendency to go double double annoys the shit out of me
>>152725695upsets the usual suspects though haha
CAM ON 'YDZ SCAR SAM FACKIN DATS
henlo
>>15272577525-Bull first on 121 is something that annoys me also
>you don't eat ze pork? we don't do zat in tschörmanü. we love ze schweinfleisch
>>152725793don't even get me started on starting 90 on 18s
>>152725805>we love ze schweinfleischhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J61FdoGzy9g
>>152725805yeah, yeah, it's haram, we knowfuck off, Abdullah
>>152725817What we really need to start doing is normalizing going 25-Bull first on 84 left just like when your on 82
>>152725761It’s about a 50/50 desu, either fine or I’m gonna stink the place out
R O C K Y
>>152725835true true
Why’s it called a hamburger when it’s made out of beef
>>152725855invented in Hamburgeveryone knows this
How do you grip your darts lads
>>152725871But why is Hamburg HAM burg when it is full people.
>>152725888>gingivitis,jpg
>>152725871And why is it called a Frankfurter when no such animal exists.
>>152725885Index finger near the middle of the barrel, ring finger near at the bottom of the barrel, middle and pinky off the dart. Roll in slightly down the thumb on the thumb on the pullback
Should just be called beef butties
>>152725912Same way I hold my cock
i don't know josh rock
>>152725885index finger, middle finger and thumb. kinda like you'd hold a cigarette.
>>152725871Then why are the chicken version just called chicken burgers and not chicken hamburgers?
could this cunt look any more miserable
i ám just joining you wardle
>>152725931Genauso halte ich meinen Schwanz.
>>152725936those were invented in Chickenburg, Niedersachsendumbass
>>152725936https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebracketing
Wtf is a 'Rydz'
>break with 110 to stay in the World Championship having survived a match dart>immediately start with 27 scoredOH WYGZ!
>>152725957Rydz Carlton
Miserable little prick.
>cries
>>152724140>Last 16 line-up:>>Littler v Cross>>Woodhouse v Ratajski>>Hurrell v Searle>>Clayton v Harrysson>>Humphries v Doets>>Manby v van Veen>>van Gerwen v Anderson>>Hood v Rock
>>152725957a mushroom
>no table punch upboooo
pafetick
Let his grandad down there
kek Rydz is so mad
norn iron representfinally johnny englishman loses one
awful tattoo
>>152725989yeah. you know i heard that god actually would have revived his granddad if rydz had played well. not like this though.
What the fuck is up with half the players being miserable cunts this year
>>152725764top kek that one lad, nice one :D
>>152725985wheres the peoples champion seeded 4th?
>>152726001the cabbage on her neck is even worse
>>152726006Welcome to "P"DC darts in 2025
Where did mexico bro go
Wygz lost? was Rock really good then?
>>152726015
>>152726001Doesn’t matter she still sucks the mattress through your arsehole
lemmy dead 10 years
>>152726006They're living in Starmer's Britian, lad. You try putting on a happy face in that situation.
I didn't know you had dandruff
>>152726029Good riddance, Klaus Meine is the GOAT
>back on german DAZN stream for evening seshnext match will be an absolute stinker now
>>152726006Unironically mental health problems. Many players have come out about this. https://nos.nl/artikel/2595809-darters-slaan-alarm-vanwege-druk-mentaal-meest-veeleisende-sport-ter-wereld
happy L16 this footballdartsmas lads
>>152726050The solution clearly is to finally allow them to drink on stage again.
>>152726024Turned it on when both had attempts for a 9 darter, Rydz folded.Didn't even properly look Rock in the eye at the handshakes, not the first time the ignorant prick's done that. Rydz's attitude is the reason he is not regularly in the Top 32.
>>152726050>darters-slaan-alarm-vanwege-druk-mentaal-meest-veeleisende-sport-ter-wereldabsolute moonrunes of a language that
>>152726066you're just an autistic retard
CORRR CHECK OUT THEM LEGS
>It's an Emma's dressed well episodeLove these
poor lad callan/180/ sends best wishes hearts and prayers
emma looks a qt tonight
who cares look at emma
GOOWWAAANN EMMA
>Duzza with the sly glance at Emma's legsCamera didn't cut away quick enough; we all saw that you perv.
HNNNGH
Whats wrong with durrants eyelids holy fuck
is chud lurking right now?
>>152726065dead grandad is tough, but he looked like he was already excuse in hand when he walked out and folded as soon as Rock turned up the scoring
>>152726024rip benny harvey
absolute s o v l
>>152726104bell's palsy, where've you been
>>152726103
>>152726040i don't
>>152726104had a stroke and sadly survived to keep ruining commentary
>>152726104He’s an old disabled alcoholic
just had a showergot me brand new xmas socks lined with some material i cant even pronounce let alone remember ongot me brand new xmas hoodie oncahman 'urrell
Searle is going to absolutely fuck this hurdle
this feels like the kind of game where searle just shits himself after a great tournament so far
>>152726093>>152726103
>>152726141I got some Christmas socks from Primark and they're so soft. I should slap child me for crying everytime I was gifted socks.
>>152726117W O R L DP L A Y E R SC H A M P I O N S H I P
>>152726117south fc vs souf west fcoooo its kino
>>152726117Indeed, pretty based.
Still can't get it into my head that Searle isn't a Geordie, just looks like one somehow
>>152726175not sure why but to me he looks like james may from an alternate universe
SEARLE PLS DO NOT REDEEM
a blind man shouldn't be throwing sharp objects at anything
>>152725787henlo lil guy
another tottenham wanker spotted
our Hobgoblin guzzling king...
Stand up if you loathe the darts?
Were they famous or were they just generic Deanos
>when it's a 128 player tournamentWhy does Searle love this
>>152726221what do you think of Tottenham?
Reckon the mongpit would literally explode if Kolo and Yaya went the darts
>67kek
>>152726246He thinks it’s a players championship, can’t see the crowd
>>152721956Alri, here we are then. Just got home (missed all of the action today). Did I miss anything /kino/worthy?
>>152726254Muslim so probably against it for some reason Reminder Jesus turned tin into tungsten
>>152726275then they could be the cause of the explosion
hurrell always looks like hes constipated
>>152726254Surely Paddy Power can arrange this
>>152726274Asp vs Doots was a great game. Haven’t really missed anything else.
tottenham hotspur once couldn't get out of something or other
SIR LE
>>152726274Hi Austriabro, you missed Evans reverting to comedyjobber and based Doets doing it again and removing coke boy.
Good Morning Searles
>>152726273kek>>152726274Hood battered Meikle 4-1, didn't play as well as he did versus Noppert but was still more than enoughEvans v Manby was horrendous, once Manby made it 2-2 Ricky literally gave up and started averaging about 70Asp v Doets was very odd in that started out terrible and somehow turned into an incredible game, Doets pumped Asp last two sets averaging around 106Rock v Rydz rather straightforward 4-1 for Rock, Rydz's granddad died during Christmas and clearly affected him throughout
>>152726317kek
Ricky evans wouldve bottled 3 sets by now, this match has 1 set yet, holy slow play
>>152726274another jobber had a meltdown at the end of a match against Manby
cum on bobby cross
>Calls himself the hillbilly despite being British >Weirdly arrogant despite doing nothing of note>FatThe /180/ seal of approval no doubt
>>152726328l-lewd
>>152726320> Ricky literally gave up and started averaging about 70Averaged 64.8 in the final set
>>152726330hes the next peoples champion
>>152726328making the bald man cry?
>>152726339Was talking about both sets, averaged 74 previous set to that. So wasn't even 70 over the two sets, fucking hell.
>>152726330>>152726340Cut him some slack, he has seen things you people wouldn't believe.
>>152726299>>152726309>>152726320>>152726326Thanks for the quick rundown, fämalams. Hoping Hood wins the whole thing, simple as.
>>152726330this except nothing to do with this
wonder if george russell will dare to show himself at the final the cunt
>>152726317SEARLE PLS DO THE NEEDFUL
>>152726330He's BDO through and through. Speaking of Hurrell, just look at what jobbing out on Tuesday has done to Bunting's hopes of securing Top 4 and an automatic PL spot. He could be on the verge of falling out the Top 8 altogether come New Year's Eve.
>>152726356making nico a /180/ meme is the biggest accomplishment of my life
>>152726386it was funny. Nice timing!
J-James?
>>152726383Bunting is a lock for the premier league. If Jonny Clayton was 4th they’d change the rules to put an 8th ranked Bunt in before Jonny
Shaun Murphy?
what are you anons doing on new year's eve? you are meeting up with your friends to celebrate, right?
>>152726407
most nonce-looking darts players?for me it's Gilding, Searle, Heta.
>>152726422yeah totally got loads of friends haha
>>152726433Searle looks like he was in an episode of the IT crowd or some Dave comedy
real talkcan searle win it
>>152726433Unironically Jose de Sousa
>>152726448Looks like Gog from peep show
>>152726449Littler will pump him in the semi IMO.
>>152726433Woodhouse
>Miss us yet?
is that Littlers gf?
damn, luke's gf has some booba
>>152726469Toby is such a shit name
>>152726469>prominently feature your son in every social media reality show post you make>complain about 'abuse' he getsstephen bunting is retarded
Searle not letting himself get embroiled in a darts match as they say
>>152726469Imagine looking at that face in the mirror and thinking yeah i'm gonna pass these genes on
>>152726474she's a mix of Littler himself and Dawn from The Office.
>>152726330i hate the no neck fat cunt
>>152726490kid looks nerdy af, where's the norf fc face gone?
>>152726422Having a wank, maybe a little cry, then go to sleep by 11
>>152726493I would slam that english rose until the neighbors complained about the smell
>>152726422I might kill myself
>>152726493>>152726474wait i thought he split up with that one
>>152726433Van der Voort is up there for sure
>>152726433nijman
Genuinely remarkable from Searle in this year's Worlds. He might as well be playing on his own, he's had absolutely zero competition whatsoever.
Searle's silky smooth throw contrasts with his rough, cro-magnon face.
Hurrell has a proper jobber's throw
pics of littler's whore?
>>152726433Searle looks like he has a disgusting kink, like smelling public transport seats just after someone stood up.
You've seen the ally pally wasp... now it's time for the ally pally NAIL!
lol
what a display of athleticism from Hurrell
fucking howling
where was the elf and safety?
>>152726520And miss the final? You've got your timing all messed up.
>neukundenbonus>neukende bonus
>>152726535>>152726548good ones.Menzies could be one of those that go under the radar (looks innocent enough), but I can totally imagine it.
For want of a nail, the title was lost
That nail has sent hurrel into a mild gammon rage, now he will use that power to beat Searle.
someone webm hurrell's feat or something
>>152726585He's into other stuff
>>152726583DAS IST FORD KÖGLER
searle looks like just staring at the board hurts all his brain cells
>>152726549particularly satisfying to see him destroy this arrogant bellend so easily.
>>152726585cammy needs experienced women that can properly peg him
>>152726433I mean, it's Hood, isn't it? Exactly the type of guy you'd find popping up on some Noncehunter live feed.
>>152726562>>152726567>>152726569what happened
is dismantling the dart board a good strat?
>>152726616Hurrell tripped on a nail on the oche
searle is blind
james hurl the fucking thing wildly at the board hurrell
KEK
Absolute state of this
Wtf is this
>Jobber HurrellBunting allowed this to dominate him. Should be fucking embarrassed.
searle more like arle se
>hurrellFucking fat retard lmao
