schaubviously: >>152726831
shit thread
Jon's Blue Oyster Bar
>>152738881really shit thread
Hey pussy are you still there?
>>152738881Tough break, kid.
>>152738892yeah he's right here >>152738881
RIZIN tonight.
>>152738921That's what the no life faggots are gonna be watching tonight.
>>152738945You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>152738945Mad bitch.
>>152738954We don't sign our posts here.
Why didn’t fazza let Khabib become a footballer?
finna?!
>>152738945see ya then, b
nice /meem/ thread. this will not be home to rizin
>>152738965I'll be too busy actually having a life
>>152738959Because fazza was unironically wise as fuck and he identified greed as the greatest threat to khabib so he turned him towards a sport with a lower earning cap unfortunately without fazza guidance khabib turned to sin and used his fandom as a sponge with which to wring dry.
>>152738978Bodied that floss eyed freak.
>>152738978>sleepinglike a faggot. who will gatekeep the thread without you? surely another gatekeeper has skills equal to yours. im worried, i really am. can you work tonight, for rizins sake?
we're gonna watch rizinwe're gonna enjoy itwe're gonna discuss itwho can do anyfink about it?
>>152738995Touch grass.
>>152739003Going to turn off my monitors.
Bro has to say "we" to distract from the fact it's just him in his parents basement.
>Anon: I'm going to watch Rizin>Other Anon: B-b-but I don't want to!>Anon: Ok, I will watch Rizin and you don't have to.>Other Anon: Waaah! Waaah! I'm a giant baby! Waaah! Waaah! I'm a gay bitch! Waaah!
>>152739019I think this post is going to REALLY stick with him
Finland give me an good episode of raw or smackdown to watch corca 94-2001
40 year old Tim Elliot choked a rizin champion, this means a 40 year washed can can beat any top guy they got, these are the facts
>>152739082Sad!
>>152739008responding lol. so you are working tonight, alright bud well Ill see you later. make sure to check in with someone before taking lunch. thanks buddy
>>152739076Colby won.
>>152739097Uh okay?
>>152739124Uh okay?
>>152739078Nov 4 1996
went outside and pulled up a bunch of grass and brought it inside for rizin tonight
Facts don't care about feelings
we simpy dont follow them here
>>152739149Fucking kek this one is so good. Cheers.
>>152738978You'll be here saying the same shit KEK
>>152739003
Rizing what
rizin starts at 4am :(
I'm about to get dumped however I should make it back in time for rizin
rizin deez nuts lmfaooooooo
The salt kept clumping up in the shaker so I put some rizin it
sweden
Rizin is dead mommy piggy slop I'm afraid...
What could the surprise video be? It's supposed to blow your mind.
>>152739625boring cunt has the personality of a wet wipe. take those stupid glasses off
>>152739625It's a video of you. His eyes are cameras now
>>152739625Probably some new years mma award show with the mumble mouth editor
>>152739625>The surgery, Tom...SOON
>>152739694oh zamn!
>>152739694whos the Joker in this context?
Tom Tardson
>>152739785probably valter or waldo or shamil. or all 3
>>152739694the more tom seethes cries whines and shits to interviewers the more he plays into bon gamin’s game plan. basic art of war stuff.
>Today I will show them
>>152739913Me @ 28 secodns
I ran out of mobile data and I can't really watch videos so everyone has to stop posting videos for a while. Low resolution images only
>>152739913OHHHHHHHH
What's next for Alexander Rakic?
>>152740070Considering he's 6'5, 240 in camp and cuts 35lbs to make light heavyweight, it could be a case that he would have a better chin at heavyweight. Def would have a speed advantage.
Arman vs Sharahttps://kick.com/hypefighting/videos
>>152740070Proof that being poor isn't the only factor to success, balkan shitskins are poor yet they are shit at fightingRakic (serb)Martin buday (slovak)Cro cawlb and that bum Salsa boy heemed (cratians)
>>152740222are they next?
>>152740315Yes
>muslim mountain dude walking out to Celtic chant interspersed with "fuck you nigga whatchu gon do bitch"kek
where the heems at
THATS IT?
>>152740222The ropes aren't ideal for this, a pit like Karate combat would fit more
there's only one pit, the YAMMA PIT
One five min round kwab promotion. Surely this wasn't their main event.
>>152740642I think it's submissions only, anything else is a no contest or something
>>152740681There were some bare knuckle bangers earlier.
>>152740670That food looks so FUCKING good
>>152740735that was just his breakfast, later on he gets like 4 lbs of chinese takeout and threatens to eat his dad's chinese food too, real fucking heavyweight
>>152740763That dude clearly knows how to live
>>152740086Uncalled for. Apologize
Thingkign of changhing my name to Paxton Tsang
KEEEEEEEK shartman drawed against a striker in a grappling match and muzzoids will still claim he is a threat to GODlia.
>>152739625take off your glasses
>>152740871Shouldn't have eaten all those burgers and giant croissants and caviar and camel humps and dumplings and cakes and
>>152740943Nah fuck that!
>>152740871Arman got you boiling
slurp
Just bought Batman Akhkam Ayslum for Steam. There is a mod to make batman Arman lol! Im using it lfg hem
>>152740871Shara could make lightweight as a super skinny lanklet. Easily makes 170 and Morales would mog him. But I'd bet the speed of welterweights is worse for his one eye depth perception problem.. Better off just going life and death footsies with middleweight bums.
>>152741002Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to say it 50 times per day?
I hope Arman gets hit by an errant missile strike during one of his muscovite mukbangs
>>152741163No there's not.
>>152741220That phrase REALLY stuck with her.
Arman got the Arkham asylum rejects sperging
>>152741278I think you might be right about that.
>>152741220that's just typical drug addict behavior, best to just ignore it
>>152741373>Just >typical>Ignore itBeta-male coded post.
France has a history of heeming brits in MMA
>>152741425You're right that. You'd never hear that coming from me. But if you look and sound anything like I know you do, you must follow his lead. Pawns can't be kings, so playing like one will get you taken out quick. Know your betters and embrace your place at the bottom of the pyramid. Every brick counts.
>ITS UP!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGEIxakiCic>DDS BROS WE'RE EATIN GOOD!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGEIxakiCicLOTS of rants and complaining about deserving title shots. Really gets your blood boiling at Dana! We really got to get those views up if we want to let dana know we NEEDED this fight!
>>152741305the length this doo went through to duck makhachev was unreal
ur not an mma fan if you dont have a war hat and a bottle of dp hot sauce
This Arman bateman mod is UNEEAL. Im smashing scarecorws head in with Arman and its so cool
I am quite sure Tomala will back worse and lose a decision.
>>152741016>>152741086>>152741305Does this nigga have an actual personality or does he just eat food?
Rizin.
>>152742209Turn your monitor on!
>>152738879>>152738880
I loce videofames house music pasta beautiful womeb and MMA!!!!!!
Jones playing grab ass with all those Arabs was weird as fuck
>>152740871Althoughbeit bantamweight bryanna made Clitia steatorrhea squirt and oink on it
>>152742209>arab>personalitypffft get real dummy
spammy when no one
>>152742987Nobody asked about your stepdad
>>1527430310% chance browns only breed with their cousins or smaller siblings
>>152741769
>>152743153Never wanted to strangle an image this bad. I’m literally seething red with blood lust at the state of him.
>proud of being a rapist
>>152743280fake news, they only fuck their cousins everyone knows it
>>152743280>shockedWho would be shocked by this...?
How old is Merle?
>>152743417Sadly WE love to give black and brown daddies head until there’s naught left
>>152743505Too old for instagram too young to settle down
>>152743527>naughtSTFU you stupid paki bitch
>Couldn't wrestle with a pure striker with eye and no grappling basePakistanis will be surprisedBut consider following: Lost to Gamrot Lost to Charles Only Managed to beat subpar American strikers like glass chain Dariush and Dookie Dan(His only submission in UFC btw)Memes about Arman being elite grappling is asspained reaction to Ilia mogging Pisslam and making him bitch out from LW.
Clitia Topiglet retired to bounce on the BVLLs BBC full time
LMAO Arman STILL got them boiling
>>152743686Somehow, this is more of a bitch move than Tom sitting out.
>>152743642excellent post.
>>152743686Can you make a single post without mentioning gay sex?
armung
Is anyone hear handsom? Someone should try to have sexual with Merle
just how bad is gamrot
>>152743749They need to make him wait longer just because
>>152743749LMAO and this doo was supposed to beat makhachev?!
>>152743778yeah I'd cut him right as he gets his chance that'd be funny
>>152743749yeah you yt boys don't get it but armeng would easily tank it had it been Ilia ackhamdululah Pakistan numba 1
>>152743700They know terrified Topiglet fears him
>>152743796Clitia steatorrhea is a 5’4 brown pedophile.
>>152739625I used to really like Tom. at one point, he was probably my favorite fighter in the UFC. great technique for a big man, outstanding speed/power/aggression, solid chin. he pretty much had it allhe hasn't even really done anything wrong or lost fair and square, but I just don't care for him anymoreanyone else ktf?
>>152743837>5'4 brown pedophilemonitor on
>>152743837>5’4 brown pedophileenough about Muhammad.
>>152743850Tomala is a fat fucking crybaby and you realized that
Arman having a draw with Shara would be equivalent of Jon Jones having an exclusive striking match with 1 legged HW guy outside top 10 ranking and not KO/TKO-ing him stiff
>>152740871shut up spoid
why does a champion have to fight?
What dvd should I put on tonight:UFC Classics 1UFC 51 Super SaturdayUFC 45 RevolutionKing Of The Cage 7 Wet n WildNo Rules (2005) starring Randy Couture, Frank Shamrock, and Gary Busey
>>152743020his only avenue for social interaction is online (You)s. it's a bottom 1% in human history existencemore importantly, why is everyone clamoring about this RIZIN card? isn't it settled that RIZIN is a regional promotion with pro wrestling vibes? who cares? the only guy they have worth a real look is Shaydullaev, but he's busy beating up 48 year olds still in the fight game
the entertainment world is so dimeless a one eyed retard outgrappling a food diaries retard is the norm
>>152743913start with the original Pancrase and watch every card until PRIDE starts. the watch Pancrase and PRIDE together, every card, up until UFC starts. then watch Pancrase, PRIDE and UFC together, all cards, until PRIDE folds into the UFC. then watch Pancrase and UFC together along with WEC and Strikeforce and DREAM, every single card. then watch until the UFC absorbs all of them. then watch UFC and Bellator. then UFC and RIZIN and Bellator. then UFC and RIZIN and ONE and Bellator. then UFC and PFL and ONE and RIZIN and Bellator. then UFC and ONE and PFL and RIZINonce you're all caught up, you may call yourself a /heem/ real one
>>152743857>>152743855Ilia pedophilia raped his children.
>>152743950I just want to know what to watch out of the list of DVDs
>>152743950im not watching any of this CRAP
>>152743837Yeah thats pretty true but you are also far darker, pakB
>>152744000stop posting your fantasies little guy
why dont they run ai simulations on modeled human bodies and mechanics to figure out the best fighting techniques?
>>152744088run this *heems you*
Trvke
>>152744088>implying they aren'teveryone's using AI already. Nicksick has openly talked about ithttps://www.instagram.com/reels/DJMphKYRDls/
>>152743850Showed to be all talk no action, lot of good contenders are on the come up will have to eat each other because of his cinema
>>152744122>hw >good contenders
Mass = power
>>152744157so true
>>152744136Valter Walker.
Ass = chowder
>>152744136Valter WalkerMick ParkinRobelis DespaigneJosh HokitTallboy TexSteve AsplundMario PintoGuilherme Patyou gotta learn ball G
>>152739076Michael Chandler's son
>>152744279One of these has already been cut
>>152744157Tanked that shit
>>152744297he's taking a short detour. he only joined KC so he could learn that ground nasty from Luke on the downlow nahm sayn
>>152744279I agree with that list except Mick shartin, he is a bum
>>152744370um he is THE main sparring partner of Tom Aspinall, over and above such luminaries as Rico Verhoeven and Ante Delijashow some respect young hoppa
>>152744333He’s a 40 year old bum who lost to Austen lane
>>152744406he bout 37, respecfully
>>152744401He got no gas, Gaethje vs Paddy will look exactly like his fight with Tybura
I miss him bros. great fighter, great champ, great sportsman, great African icon
Wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly
>>152743798Levels...Volumes...Chills...
>>152744463
>>152744484oh dear....
>>152744424honestly I can see Paddy winning that fight. he's deceptively big in the cage and has natural power and his BJJ is at least very good, if not eliteGaethje is a great fighter but he's probably over the peak and it seems like he's regressed from his more technical performances under Wittmanhonestly maybe he needs to go back to car crash mode against Paddy. not sure he's gonna catch Paddy with a wide ass hook
>>152744484
gaychee will catch him with his wide ass HOGG
>it's upIT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/Cki4IqX037A
>>152744479Lets go for that.
>>152739694>b-buday?*oinks and squeel signals for martin badys buday>b-buday help me mate!>no response
>>152744463He will be back, Khamzat is retiring soon.
>>152744502Paddy lacks 5 rounder experience b, he is a project, a fraud with padded records
>Alex stan-ACK!
>>152744652Queen of spades Joanna Jedrzejczyk. She was willing to ride BBC in that position, if only Jahmawl had any rizz.
>>152744634yeah, the 5 rounds is a big test. I remember when he fought in CW and puked chocolate all over the canvas after the fight lolof course, he's much more disciplined now
>>152743922>more importantly, why is everyone clamoring about this RIZIN card?/heem/ watches nye card every year. it's the biggest card of the year, deal with it.
just found out king "bobby hill" green had to decision some literal who for a win
>>152744743I am dealing with it lol, I'll watch the highlights on /r/mma tomorrow. I just don't get why you guys always convince yourselves that it's some magical shit to watch a 50 year old chainsmoking has-been get creamed by randomly generated Steppe killer #119, all because there's LED lights flashing or some bullshit
>>152743922I only really watch new years cards. Heem tradition. It’s their big event and the fighters seem to feel the pressure to not be boring on the new years cards and try to heem at all costs. And the commentary is peak.
>>152744773No one is watching that crap bapa, it's just two weebs that keep spamming it here, i wrote that crap off completely after Tim Elliot exposed their champion
When is rizin idk what day it is anymore ?
>>152744773best production in the game, fighters are going for it, the matchmaking is really good, the ring allows for more visually interesting filming. and it's fairly high level. idk why you deluded yourself that it's some faux promotion just because they have some people that are overly veteran or some unbalanced fighters from other sports, it's a mix, but they also have some exceptional fighters. tony laramie vs yuki ito is one of the best fights this year even though I don't really rate either.
>>152744798fair enough and I hope you have fun>the commentary is peakman last time I tuned in they had some bald Canadian dweeb and Damian Beatdown Brown watching the fights from home and commentating through Ventrilo with like 1100 ms lag lmaoBrown was flat as a board and constantly fucked up the color analysis too
>THE tony laramie vs yuki ito
>>152744801What's wrong with watching regionals? Once you accept that Rizin is just japanese regionals it's a fun little spectacle.
remember khabibs promo, eagle fc or whatever? the first few cards, the competition was never great, but it had some interesting fighters. however, it was borderline unwatchable, terrible camera work, long downtime, insanely ugly piss filter lighting. ufc feels like eagle fc after watching rizin.>>152744844great fight
>>152744818>best production in the gamenothing to do with fighting>fighters are going for itthe hobos on Liv & Rockaway got a ton of heart too>the matchmaking is really good>it's fairly high levelnow you're just fucking around>the ring allows for more visually interesting filmingthis I agree with, though it's worse for fighters in pretty much every way. the grappling is a nightmare with the ropes. it's some bush league shit to have additional refs try to jam your ass back inside when the other guy is putting pressure on you on the ground>they also have some exceptional fightersthey haven't had an exceptional fighter since Jiri and Kape, and neither of those guys has dominated at the highest level. Shaydullaev could be a real guy but we won't know for a while, if ever>tony laramie vs yuki ito is one of the best fights this yearbro come the fuck on LMAO. have you seen who Ito has lost to? have you seen who Canadian Boy Wonder has fought before Japan?this is a dedicated troll job. I'd give you respect but you could be effortposting with greater purpose than defending the shit that RIZIN puts out
i love alicia so much its unreal
>>152744860costa cant keep getting away it!!!
>>152744857I don't mind regionals and i am ok with other promos like ONE and KC, i simply cannot respect rizin after i saw 40 year old Tim elliot, schizophrenic Tim Elliot, Boomer Tim elliot beat the piss out of their champion, my brain simply cannot accept it
>>152744894That's a weird thing to get hung up on but I'm not gonna ask you to change b
>>152744871>nothing to do with fightingokay? so? I'm a viewer, it has to do with viewing.>the hobos on Liv & Rockaway got a ton of heart tooyeah, and people here love bareknuckle even though the level is significantly lower>now you're just fucking aroundhow so? they literally go way harder than in ufc on average, that's just a fact> though it's worse for fighters in pretty much every way. the grappling is a nightmare with the ropes. it's some bush league shit to have additional refs try to jam your ass back inside when the other guy is putting pressure on you on the groundno, this is good for viewers, using the cage for support leads to very static grappling. things feeling a bit janky is worth it for the grappling to be more dynamic. is it bad for the fighters? idc>they haven't had an exceptional fighter since Jiri and Kape,they literally have better fighters than jiri and kape. shaydullaev is much better, and seika is literally the best female fighter in the world today. also cape went 6-3 in rizin, there are many rizin fighters that do much better with equal or higher competition, roberto satoshi for example. >>152744871>bro come the fuck on LMAO. have you seen who Ito has lost to?did you miss the whole point there? I specifically said I don't rate them, the point here is that they still delivered an exceptional fight, ffs, reading comprehension
>>152744801>>152744857>>152744894>>152744910it's reasonable to not take RIZIN seriously based on their current roster. I will say, though, that they helped elevate one of the most based fighters in the history of heems. RIZIN in those days was a proper promotion. they had a ton of exciting talent prior to COVID. now they're comfortable with being a Japanese regional leagueI don't remember if the Bellator v RIZIN mega card was before or after COVID, but that was great too
knuck mentioned
Based
Knuck is where 45 year old retired fighters go to die heem bless.
>>152744937>it has to do with viewingwhich is why I'm clowning on you for it. you really did fall for the LED orgasm>people here love bareknuckle even though the level is significantly loweralso not worth watching>they literally go way harder than in ufc on average, that's just a factbro it's like two chihuahas fighting. they also mostly crumple any time they face real guys>things feeling a bit janky is worth it>is it bad for the fighters? idcconcession accepted>satoshitapped to strikes against a canshaydullaev hasn't done shit until he's tested in deeb wawders like the other RIZIN graduates. but no one will ever be as based as Jiri>seika is literally the best female fighter in the world todaytremendous onions energy, I regret to say>cape went 6-3 in rizin, there are many rizin fighters that do much better with equal or higher competition, roberto satoshi for examplekape is a better fighter today than he was in rizin, though the rizin ruleset suited him better. he had significant trouble adjusting after losing the wrestling shoes. satoshi is fine but he'd get destroyed in the ufc even in his prime>did you miss the whole point there?you can't have an "exceptional fight" with two cans, as you yourself proved with the BKFC anecdotewatch it if you want bro. I'm still gonna laugh at y'all for fucking up your sleep schedule for Japanese regionals
*heems you*
Which UFC fighter would you like to break into their house in the middle of the night and chop their family up with a hatchet?
>>152745043Seems like a Amanda Ribas thing to do
>>152744987>proved with the BKFC anecdoteThat proved lthe opposite. >kape is a better fighter today than he was in rizinlmao, get real, kape went straight from rizin to ufc and he was already looking worse at the end of his rizin run than the start, and then he's pulled out of a hundred fights since, not the behavior of a person in their prime>led orgasmhas nothing to do with it, ufc was in an entire bubble made of LEDs and it was still terrible to watch.also this shit is fucking cancer to respond to, make your points one at a time like a normal person I don't wanna endlessly go essay for essay.
