fuck new years this is a damien martyn vigil threadsend your energy
love Wales love being Welsh love being the most electrifying man in /cric/ entertainment
I don't it quite weird how many hundreds of thousands of children have died in the front lines of Ukraine nobody knows for sure if they are dying for the winning side or not just hundreds of thousands of dead slavs
>>152745421>I don't it quite weird
Twiglet legs having an end of year existential dread melty
just hundreds of thousands of dead people when they are alive, they go 'why are you are you here?' they respond 'i don't know why I am here'the same responds to the ukranians in mariupol 'why are you here?' the same response ' I don't know why I am here'
Just spent $150 on steam games but I'm emulating fire emblem anyway
it's a brother war 'why are you here?'they both ask each other the same question continually as they blow each other up with drones the truth is, the USA is a meddling species
>>152745481I got spacebourne 2 this morning and spent an hour remapping the controls.VERY soulful game filled with stolen assets and no wokeslop
the USA loves to meddle they can't keep their stupid fingers out of it
>>152745481>>152745554are either one of you two factoriobro?if so, have you played mars first logistics? its on my wishlist and is 40% off right now
oil is very lucrative
USA should never have stuck military bases east of Poland just ridiculous
Not sure if Ukraine would be good at cricket
>>152745554>>152745606I'm going to play that fishing RPG because I had an epiphany the other day while doing the fishing minigame in Re:Sister that I'd rather be pretend fishing than having pretend sex with my pretend imouto.I think Hemingway wrote a book about this type of phenomenon
huge blow to project endgame lads, dont want to go into it, but the whole operation could be compromised now
>>152745754fishing rpg?
What the fuck. Just heard the news. Marto's probably the most effortless and elegant looking batsman when he was on. Hope he pulls through.
driving range looms
>>152746011"Sea Fantasy" on steamwatched a review of it; it looks pretty good
just had a tim tam might have another later
poor man's knockoff penguin
2026 will be a HUGE year for me ladscan feel itBIG changes happening
>>152746071mogs the constipated poo squat tension and lack of footwork of the 'modern' batsman
>love Wales>love being Welsh>love being the most electrifying man in /cric/ entertainment
hundreds of thousands dead and why?
rare earth minerals and fertiliser
How many beers is an acceptable amount to drink in one evening?
>>15274671820
>>152746663Gayyyyy.
>He worships dogs and reptiles>He blackens his eyes with soot like a prostitute
>>152746663love me some Brett Lee music
>>15274671852
the Russian said to the man'why are you here'the ukranian responded' I have no idea'
Can't believe they banned Russia from the Ashes, they were the favorites this year as well.
I think it's fucked up how hundred of thousands of men can just die and neither one of them knows who the good guy is
>>152746761Based.
>>152746841who gives a fuck mate. none of them would give a fuck if you died and the only way to change it is having the type of power you or I dont.Wouldnt trade the life of any /cric/posters for all of the lives that have perished in that sperg 'war', even shitjeet kek. Fuck em mate just enjoy the cricket, its unironically over for them
doctors are gay cops are gay journalists are gay anyone that supports or trusts these people or the institution to which they belong should not be taken seriously
posting about any of this shit is gayer tbqhwy
this is me
he also went bald
>>152745288Martyn is very nondescript, I can never remember what he looks like.
this is literally me
bisexual?
ive been compared to Brad Pitt when his head was shaved
>>152747412>1950What do you look like now?
>>152747427yes because you are bald thats the only comparison being made
I don't like to brag, but I've been told I look like Matthew Hayden.
a bloated slug with bad hair plugs?
war with russia looms
can't decide if i should spend new years in /cric/ or /afl/
100 su-57 swarmng over Berlin looms
is your body ready?
quit warmongering pal, these are peace times
A KH-101 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
make love (to a sex doll), not war
>>152747680what about if the indonesians invade that falklands again?
>>152747386norm macdonald
the peoples liberation army will invade Taiwan probably this Chinese year
and it will be a good thing
>>152747786people been saying this for nearly 10 years
*stops working*
Julia Bishop
Sometimes I drink like 4 beers and get annoyed because I don't feel anything (no effect). It's like why did I bother to pay the extra money for beer, I could have just drunk water instead.How many beers do you guys need to drink before you actually feel drunk?
>>152748011one and a half
>>152748011define drunk
nice the SA20 starts at 10pm
seems he wont define drunk so ill just answer the best i can 1 beer i feel something2-10 - buzzed 10+ drunk
Feel so alone lads
>>152747309Loved your directorial work.
disturbing lack of meds being taken in this thread, it's definitely on the rise today
Nate Bargatze might be the next great comedianImpeccable delivery
>>152748011don't drink beer because I'm not a pisshead loser
>>152748566don't be silly we're all losers here
now im not so self assured of the mark that ive made to think ive left a trail of broken dreams in my wake but there'll be vindication on their lips, from all that ive been told when i prove them right and finally die alone
I knew A mansat behind a desk that was a million feet wide
>>152748698It sounds like you're experiencing some self-doubt, which is a common feeling. If there's something specific you're worried about—perhaps a task you've completed, a comment you've made, or a goal you're working towards—it might help to talk it through with someone you trust.Consider reaching out to a friend, family member, mentor, or even a professional counsellor. Talking about your feelings can provide valuable perspective and support. If you need immediate assistance or a non-judgmental ear, you can connect with a crisis hotline or mental health resource. For example, in Australia, you can reach out to organizations like Lifeline Australia or Beyond Blue for confidential support.
>>152748902non artisanal post
is there any better way to spend your new years than working on your projects with some cricket on the tele?
what we up to for new years then lads?
>>152749103i have nothing to do on my projects today and theres no cricket on and i have toil tomorrow so i cant even drink so im blue :(
my heaties gonna win tonight
>>152749113meth mostly
>>152749113league of legends, couple joints, bbl, bed
where do I click to see the /cric/ 2025 wrapped?
>>152749241would be interested to see what /cric/s word usage would be like
>>152749274probably be the most pseudo word map of all time
i havent had a shower since last year hah ha
just woke up
Oh that guy who said sheeeeeit in the wire died
why are so many australian cricketers dying?
they put a curse on cricket
Dying sport, dying players, 'nuff said.
>>152749809BCCI fired up the satellite microwave guns
first margarita has been poured
2026 meltdown bro you in? might be joining you
pizzas: in the oven
>>152749852Staying in tonight would you believe
1 bong until bbl
>>152749937straight up cuh
>>152749876bought a bottle of JD myself never tried it now just waiting for the bbl
taking my last shit of the year
>>152749947>never had jd are you 14?
can't smell jd/jb/whisky/bourbon without feeling queasy
>>152749947Prefer rum but don't mind bourbon straight, or with coke?Also bought a bottle of limoncello to make spritzes. Almost bought absinthe but decided against it at the last moment (the local bottleo is open till 8 so you never know...)
>>152747386>>152747723norm x cummins
should I larp as if im drinking tonight or?
>>152745288>mum calls me>the news just said damon martin just diedthanks mum
reckon this'll be the bbl thread, could use /afl/ to get on the piss with the lads
who will get more air time in the sydney test; jews or damien martyn?
>>152749966nah I'm qlder so I've been on the bundy all my life
>>152750024still dont see how youve never had jd at some point
decent shit but the wiping wasnt funheres to hoping 2026 brings better experiences
>straight jack daniels
>>152750018dont make me go look up his origin on wikipedia
>>152750045can hardly get a more anglo name than that tbdesu
dad, what was travis heads new years knock like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq5cYaCR5OAwhat a batsman :(
Local Friday night haunt used to sell bundy & coke schooners for $6 & beers for $5can't have shit anymore unfortunately
>>152750073
>>152750104bit in this
>>152750104someone else champed him in the commentsffs
refuse to believe it until I see it on the tellie
My NYE in a nutshell:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=213dXuxjLQI
>>152750082bundy and coke off tap was just asking for an issue for me it was $4 mercury ciders in the last few hours of the night theyd really get you fucked
wish everyone in my life would just fuck off and leave me alone
>>152750239>in the last few hours of the nightThe real winner was at Terrigal pub when they'd get the barbie out and sell $5 sausage sangas with onions, bbq sauce & mayo in the last hour before close
Alright let's go boys, the virgin wants his alone time
>McDonald added that Cameron Green batting in five different positions in his last five Tests is a result of him having to fit around others due to not being able to bed down a role with a weight of runs and he confirmed that Beau Webster would to be considered for Sydney.
>>152750255>sausage onion and mayo after a whole night on the piss based diarrhea enthusiasts
those captchas must be hell on earth when youre 5 JDs deep haha (im teetotal)
>>152750256unironically about a third of the people i want to fuck off are girls hitting on me
>>152750265I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you're a fuicking gay cunt if that's the first thing you think when you hear about late night scran
>>152750266Thought piss didn;'t affect me but trhen I bumbled while reciting a couple stanzas of the Fairie Queene to my nan on crimbo day
>>152750271nothing against eating late night mate just not onions and mayo. what if you take a girl home? youre gonna fuck her with sausage and onion breath?
pissheads be like I drank THIS many
>>152750279you sound like a bit of a fairy queen yourself mate
who wants to eat my ass
>>152750255wow that's super cutewhat does your dad and mum get off the adults menu?
hahahaha that's fucking hilarious man!
>>152750304Trying too hard and/or never been out before
>>152745288Another vaxx victim. Jews laugh at you gullible cattle.
>how dare u make fun of my widdle swasages
>>152750330wouldnt be surprised if half of the cunts ITT were too scared to go to the pub
not scared, just got better things to do
Both 7 & fox are "live" interviewing Matt Short at the same time.Sorry to break your illusion.
>>152750369is it the same interview?7 and fox live the cricket too
>i go the pub, im a big boy in my big boy pants cringe faggot
women are attracted to me and I genuinely have no idea why
>>152750377do you try to fuck them?
>>152750379Nah, usually they're the ones dragging me to a room
gonna eat 3 of these lil buggers
>>152750372no, different interviews
>>152750386>Nahthats why they like you. they dont want guys that chase them. same thing happened to me. the more disdain i have for women the less i talk to them then the more they harass me. its fucking retarded >>152750391yes tv is fake. most interviews in sports broadcasts are pre recorded. people always bang on about how great le tv presenters are because they never make mistakes. its because they had 3 takes prior to fuck it up
>>152750389>snapchat>kids plate>numpad on your keyboard>child food/cric/ not beating the juvenile allegations lmao
>>152745288godspeed damohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cSsexI5Mtw
>>152750402its not a kids plate champ, its the lid of one of those tins of chocolate that old people buy
>>152750412kek based
>>152750412didnt ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU01Rix_l2w
>>152750422no but you certainly got told
>>152750429pardon
great crowd in
>stump mics arent on
Yo this google AI is pretty good for cocktail recipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4EU_0vFzuU
great over this woody
I like drinking alone more than with other people
why is nobody posting
heaties need to be defrosted haha
GONE GOTTEMthis could be over early
When you realize most of cric has friends and family. We are the true losers of Australian cricket here
>>152750533theyve all gone to bed so its just adults now
im so fucking sad all of a sudden what the fuck
you blokes aren't gonna be here on new years eve, surely?
I’d love to drink myself to death tonight and the last thing I see is a Renshaw 50 off 50
gonna be in in brisbane tomorrow night. anything good to do there? decent pubs?
limoncello spritz time
I actually enjoy the taste of alone new years drunk depression and romanticise it
im gonna upload it
How did MY scorchies lose to these shitters?
get ready for the renshaw show
>>152749154
Good afternoon gentlemen
pouring one out into my mouth for Damo
it's ogre
>>152750631
lmao, this shit even going to make it to the 9:30 fireworks?
lads look at the score haha
>>152750675420 haha
>pissbin shit
Stars and ‘canes final this year I think, scorchers a chance too
heatbros wtf
this is fucking pathetic my heaties are ruining peoples new years eve
the heat need to increase their run rate without losing too many more wickets
I bet the lovely Isa is hearing about this and glad she put her foot down and said she wanted NYE off
>>152750712i'll tell her of your compliment (she's with me) [we're on a date] {and will likely have another very soon}
>>152750712shes probably trashed already kek
what are the english team up to tonight?
>t20 not cricket
>>152747386here you go m8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq5cYaCR5OA>that first shot is objectively one of the greatest-looking cricket shots ever played
>>152750730this
>>152750730oh you
>>152750730
im gonna get really really really drunk on sunday lads sorry in advance
>>152750739just realised the spastic thing he's doing with his tongue is actually him whistling
>>152750749don't be sorry I'm not your toilet xx
The cloud and the skies are just beautiful beyond belief lads. I’m a grown 37 years old man just sitting at the beach bathing it in. We really are just nothing
heres your new years eve blockbuster bro
i'm drinking right now and going to get absolutely fucking maggotted!
strikers are on*click click*
second 4 and boundary of the innings
lloyd poop on, runs finna flow
the sneer of cold domination of the heat(ies)
>turn on big bash>commentators talking about t20 cricket seriously>turn off
digits are the heats final score
>>152750782last 2 or last 3?
big bash is proof that plebs will turn up to watch any old shit
Have a feeling they're not going to get 152750782 runs
I would've gone if it was in sydney
Is it wrong for a grown 38 years old man to want some super tight super fresh 18 years old pussy? Hello?
>>152750787the fourth and fifth
>>152750782BASED optimist
>>152745288get well damo.girrawheen's one positive contribution to the world
>>152750802meant second and third
>>152750757
just gonna sit here alone on new years eve and complain about how this is not cricket
>>152750817but we're here with you :)
not wicket
they should have a le mans style testjust keep playing day and night until the end. no sub fielders allowed
Do they still do the NYE A-league game at Cenny Coast stadium? Remember the first time I had alcohol was after going to that game with my m8s & we got home and accosted one of my mate's neighbours for some beers then came back to mine & pinched some of my sister's midori.Some other treats from that night: Scotty was obsessed with that song "I just came to say hello" so we listened to that about half a dozen times; Jarred spent about an hour on the phone with his "ex gf" and made up with her. We were either 15 or 16, i can't remember (all 3 of us started school a year early so we were all the same age)
COMEBACK
>>152750802crisp leonard cohen iykwim haha
just slog spin bowlers for six, not that complicated
any adelaide lads go to the 36ers nye game as a kid?
>>152750837yeah mate, on right now
>>152750837yeah its 1-1 between CCM and BR right now
>>152750826Good idea for a test version of ice cricket. Would be comfy as fuck.Miss ice cricket; miss Symo; simple as
>>152750782Don't think 782 is possible in a t20
6/66
>when everyone though it would be the worst bbl match since the blunder one that one time>turns out its going to be the most kino
> skull on remote comms>game is boring so commentators ignore it and talk about other cricketmost enjoyable watching experience of this BBL season. They should do this all the time.
>>152745807imagine the bounce you'd get on an arctic permafrost wicket. it would put the old waca to shame
>>152750843literally so simple
wouldn't want to overshare on an anime image board
>>152750854you'd need a few wides and no balls
Brisbane heat?More like Brisbane sheeeit
>>152750863starc would have some trouble with his footing, as usual
6-66
THE SURGE CURSE WILL NOT BE DENIED
S I XEVEN
they never learn >>152750875
is power surge related to JEB SURGE
>>152750863would keep quite low I imagine
>seven
>>152750885got any australian memes
the woke faggots at cricket australia murdered the old blistering WACA pitch to give oppo teams a chance and don't try to tell me otherwise
surge deez nuts
>>152750893How about you woke faggot my cock
*be's using the surge to ACCELERATE and not lose any wickets*
>>152750892JEB posting is based, poof.
>>152750849>>152750850>not on the tellieAh well. Even though I prefer footy & cricket, they're still the club team I care the most about and always will be -- since they're representing MY TOWN. Lived here my whole life and never plan on moving anywhere else. Love my town.Reckon the world would be a better place if everyone felt the same way
Christmas > Easter > Australia Day >>>> Halloween > New Years
>>152750863what if the ball cracked the ice creating a hole and all the players fell into the icy water
>>152750863>>152750872>>152750889>>152750905You blokes never watched the ice cricket that took place in the Swiss alps however many years ago?
>Brisbane Heat>Gold Coast Suns>Made to play at sunset oftenWhat kind of rigged sporting codes do we have?
>>152750892
>>152750914>Gold Coast Suns>always struggle to win night gamessome nominative determinism shit going on i reckon
>>152750914who the fuck are the gold coast suns?
2 sa20 games tonight
>>152750916most reddit shit i ever read
bunnings gf WILL happen in 2026
>>152750938that bitch looks crazy as fuckwould fall in love with/
they should make it so big bash isnt complete shit
>>152750934the sa20 is a steaming pile of hot dogshitsouth africans are fucking primates
>>152750889that would vary depending how early or late in the season it is. an early season arctic pitch may still be frozen near the surface and keep low but a later season one would have thawed out enough to have a deck with proper grass growth and a frozen layer underneath thats hard as rock
>>152750913>ice cricket>synthetic pitch
>>152750916When are you moving to Perth
The only thing I know about South Africa is there was that Mandela guy who died in the early 90s
>>152750904Well, your mother has regular evidence to the contrary.
>>152750964>leg slip that close
idea: clay cricket
>>152750964>gloves on the non-wicket keeper cheating Alaskan convicts
>>152750964Synthetic pitches are terrible so no
>>152750968the blokes are dickheads there now you know two things
>never bowled some chin music to your mate in shallow water with a waboba ballyou guys dont know pace and bounce
>>152750968whenever abo crimes pop up the saffas pipe up and wonder out loud why we didn't exterminate them
>falling asleep already pray I make it lads
>>152750983well they are dutch aren't they
>>152750981ever played on a concrete pitch? thats hell on earth
>>152750992I just did the fattest yawn myself
>>152750843i should be a cricket coach
poope still going for 10+ an over, he's fucking done, back to campbelltown Bs or whatever shithole you play for
>MCG got a demerit because of the state of their pitchwhy didn't they inspect it before the game?
meanwhile shit players like Cam Green get off scott free
Australia's first black cricket player was a lad called Sam Morris who played one single test in 1885.
>>152751002Yh with a tennis ball.at least playing on concrete is more traditional though.
>>152751033looks like a wicket keeper and a solid batsperson tbqh
>>152751018>Let's give the poms two green topsFuck this cuntry
>>152751035i mean an actual concrete pitch
>>152751033There was an all abo team that toured England before the first test was played. Some have campaigned for one of the matches on that to be the first official Test.
might make a LinkedIn post in 30mins so people know im serious about my career
when you played with a wheely bin wicket did you paint stumps on it or was the whole bin face considered stumps?
Skull is turning it up kek
>>152751052my mum is obsessed with keeping the bin clean (i know) so we werent allowed to deface it
>>152751047lol no. what the fuck is that pic?Surely not with a real cricket ball?
that over was longer than the last test haha
>>152751065theyre everywhere lol. that was don bradmans childhood local ground
>>152751047not even a symbolic piece of green fabric laid on top of it? grim stuff>>152751052painting wickets is nonsense, creates too many umpire's call dramas
>that one Christmas eve where the entire street, parents and all, got involved with the street cricket match and it lasted for like 5 hoursirl kino. Miss those days
>heat going to get bowled out for less than 125
How can you turn cricket into luckswing and not have at least best of 3 finals series?
16 year olds are coming near my spot on the beach Do I try and make friends haha
>>152751082sexy girls? and how do you know they re sixteen?
>>152751081since the BBL is so intent on copying the MLB, they should copy the 162 game season and the 7 match world series
bring back the white australia policy (Don't include my Argentinian gf)
>>152751070Better than what we used to do where we would just have a pile of jumpers or bags on the ground to mark the place of the wicket. Caused no end of calls, almost always against be as both batsman and bowler.
>>152751095If she's Italian Argie she's adjacent enough anyway.Also, pics of her arse pls.
>>152751095Crisp, mate
>>152751104i would but shes no jen hawkins
like the idea of a gf but dont really want to spend time with people so its not very feasible if she could just turn up when i go to bed for sexo and cuddling then fuck off in the morning that would be ideal
>>152751109(and that's a good thing)
>>152751082show them your zachy folder
>>152751109so shes got a decent bunda then. nice
someone order argentina culo?
>>152751131made for my nose
>"a mute point"
I’ve never had anal sex what’s it like
>>152751131>airbrushed grim
>>152751095I hope you shout when you cum “the Falklands are British”
>>152751147make sure you do an enema first mate
>>152751147feels really nice, but can be sore a few days after
>>152751147ask Zachariah he’s taken it up the Khyber a number of times
odds of getting a 5 day proper test match in sydney ?
>>152751077kek
>>1527511600both teams are shit
>>152751125I’m gonna run towards them with my throbbing zacher out and hope they’re into it
What's the /cric/ verdict on Emily Ratajkowski's book?
>fell asleep on the chair tally: |only the half time ads woke me up
No chance as England will turn to shit again. (The batting was mostly shit even at Melbourne, but the bowling was good and it will go back to before). Plus the Australian batting also isn’t very good.
very shit bad poor batting. how did this mob chase 250?
>>152751175Stfu why you do this
>>152751175thanks fuck for that
>>152751175oh no. anyway
fun thread so farsurprising amount of cricket discussion
>>152751191let's fix that
>>152751171for me its sitting in the pub reading mein kampf out loud while running my index finger across each line as i read it
>>152751191Invite Alex Hartley it to start talking about her periods
Hmm, might be time for some NYE T-Girls.
I don't have any Thunder girls but I have some Striker cheerleaders
>>152751191
local spastic at the pub is speaking german again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsquiBws_tM
>>152751208>half of them blokes SydGAY
>>152751201cute
Top three Asterix albums1. Asterix in Switzerland2. Asterix and the Chieftains Shield3. Asterix in Corsica
Dressing up as Fred Durst for a party next week, lads.
>>152751228based don't mind a bit of offspring
>>152751224wow this is so cric!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152751228wes borland was wasted on that gay band
Do you guys know of tame impala?
They play Union in the one where they go to Britain but not cricket from what I recall.
Top three asterisks in general -1. ol bingo wings ascent of a V22. ol bingo wings ascent of a V13. ol bingo wings ascent of a v0
>>152751243it's one guy
>>152751243some dog brained slut sent me a video of her dancing in the shower to less i know the better and ive despised that band ever since
>>152751243i've heard of them but i don't know any of their songs
oh fuck I started drinking a lot forgetting I haven't eaten todayI feel ill
>>152751208*be's aiming a cracking pull shot right at the blokes heads*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRnfXyEsHRI
>>152751250Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Just ate some leftover simmered pork bellywas fucken peng
*translators note: peng means good
Still got turkey leftover. Feeling very fat.
>>152751264not peng
Wanna have another wank but not sure if the neighbours are coming over or not
fuckin hell just remembered cunts are gonna be setting off fireworks soon grim
>>152751273thats not for you to decide
why are the commentators saying matt short is 26? he's 30 kek
there will be 21:00 fireworks in adl yeah?
reckon theyll want to chase this total down in 52 mins or less (but not too much less)
>>152751287then or 21:30acdt, can't remember which
>>152751293what are you even talking about?
NEED 10 wickets quick smart!
Kids going crazy with the bonfire
>>152751297theres sexy south african women watching cricket on at 10pm
when did staffo delete his twitter
LYNNTRAITORRR BETRAYER OF MY HEATIES
>>152751301are you just sitting on a bench alone drinking and staring at teenagers for hours?
>>152751301pretty much feel like im there with you
>>152751305when trump won i think
>>152751305when elon took over
thought this pitch was difficult?
>>152751301they're literally signalling for you to come over and join them
two match test series
MY STRIKIES
>>152751301Why are you hiding in the bushes?
>>152751309Kek
its over
>>152751336Easier to perv
>can hear people in the crowd yelling my name again
>"freddie mercury sings about gay sex orgies" played at the bblgrim
>>152751338>missing the MASSIVE collapse that loomsthis match is still finely balanced
TRISTIAN! TRISTIAN! TRISTIAN!
>>152751352death of the author
Neighbours coming overwank deferred
Who the fuck is Tristian?
>>152751363pussy
>>152751351alri Wewillrockyou from Adelaide
>>152751367
>>152751378Nah that’s Tristan, who is Tristian?
Binga has gained weight innit
Mel is a pretty hopeless 'tatorwe shouldve had Isa
>>152751398shes on the piss in some fancy nightclub mate
she's good at mentioning the sponsors
Not gonna lie:I don;t give a shit who the commentators are at any given time
>don;tlay off the 'iss la
>>152751412you must have never head alyssa commentate
Kids bout to get fucked
this bloke interviewing overton is a total water head
>>152751427fire engines turned up for a beach fire?
>>152751427shouldn't need to be said but don't go fucking kids mate
>>152751427let the kids have their fun
>>152751427finally worked up the courage to go over there aye?
why couldn't lynn do this when he played for the heaties (before he left)
>>152751432it's the (((eternal anglo))) way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUmb_xoDlFo
>>152751447he did. not his fault you didn't enjoy it while it lasted
I reject my anglo background and embrace my british and wog blood. zachy has the right idea
this lynn fella can smack it
>>152751467stop sucking upto an egotistical fuckwit.hes a faggot and so are you
do you remember travis birt?
piss bin
>ynr Adam Voges
>>152751488no i dont
Just wanna make it clear that I'm not hanging out with you guys, I'm in Perth and heading out later.
these are names I vaguely remember from old cricket games
>>152751494can we tag along?
>>152751478wow they even have cricket ball style fireworks
one wicket and we're into the tail
>>152751499It's kind of an invite only thing, sorry. Maybe next time.
>>152751494i know mate youve been DMing me all night about meeting at the steamworks at 10
COMEBACKpoolapse looms
hopefully a firework startles jhye richardson tonight and he has a heart attack and dies
DONT LOOK AWAYTHIS GAME JUST HEATED UP
>>152751527more like BRISBANE HEATed UP !!!!!!!
>>152751523How could you hate Jhye öur guy" Ruchardon of all people?
>scriptwriters trying to get us interested in bbl again
>>152751535looks fucked shit bowler bad attitude
not sure if i like this version of skullless facts, more shit jokes please champ
>>152751547feels like he's had a talking to :(
Fucking hell Strikers are ACTUALLY going to lose this.
>developing my tick where i flex my shoulder constantly >last time it got so bad i tore a ligament or something and couldnt lift my right arm up past 90 degrees for like 3 months haha
>>152751543Jhye does a lot for the rocket league community, he's a good lad.
>>152751550>fox nerfs skull >brings in alyssa and warner
there's a car in my bomb there's a bed in my dog
Is James Squire a meme or legit?
>>152751554holy shit you weren't jokingrocket league is EASILY the best sports game of all time
we're all watching new years eve on abc right?
>t20not cricket
>>152751570it was good until it became a pay-to-play money-driven dlc slopfest
>>152751570/cric/'s pro gamer vs /nrl/'s pro gamer when
>>152751570>gaymer too i didnt think i could hate him anymore than i already did but he has exceeded himself again
>>152751570Yeah he's pretty high level at it too, impressive considering he's a pro cricketer.
heat needs to get some more not wickets
>>152751569It all tastes good m8that's how come they call it beer -- because you're keen to be a be'er of drinking it
we'll have a review thanks mate
>>152751580All the dlc is cosmetic shit, you don't need it at all.
kuhnemann has a forehead on him
>>152751588not your best work mate far from it actually
>>152751580only people with <500 hrs care about the monetisation, you stop caring about car skins etc after a whilepeople complain about the servers getting worse but I haven't really noticed it
bouldering is not climbing
>>152751588damn...
>>152751591yeah but i liked collecting/unlocking/earning it. not the same when it's almost all behind a paywall
>>152751594At least you recognise my genius
>>152751601i recognise your penius
even Brett has a crush on Stoinis
oi checkiti'm fuckin ya missus while you sittin there missin hereating a fruit rollup like a little boy everyone know you're a fucking toyI own this city this game is mineyou're sittin ere looking dumbif this was cricket you'd be plumbI graff the shit out some trainswhile you're sitting there watching planesi'm climbing cranes, stalking drains to get by name up in the laneyou're just the same as all these tame cunts sittin round actin lame
>>152751597What rank mate? I peaked champ 1 with nearly same hours..
>>152751597it was more about 'completing' the game by getting available items than prettifying my car desu
I think you mean to say indoor climbing is not climbing which even then is wrong
off the bed lads talk to yous next year haha
>>152751613ahaha
the strikers have the upper hand here
>>152751613night mate
mackenzie is a girl's name fr
What you guys got lined up for your new years wank?
Would anyone read a play if I shared it? Only 15 pages/5000 words
whats it about
>>152751619it's a surname that basically means 'clan/son of kenneth'fucking americans and their fetish of making surnames and archaic occupations as first names. i hate them so much it's unreal
>>152751624Your work is too highbrow for me
>>152751607yeah i was champ 1 in trios, but champ 3 in doubles because i had a mate that i grinded withtook a couple year hiatus and now can't get out of diamond because the skill floor has risen so much
idea to increase the over rate: the field set at the start of the over for each batsman must remain in place for the entire over. if a wicket falls mid over a new field may be set
The Golden Generation of Australian cricket isn’t holding up to well.Shane Warne - deadAndrew Symonds - deadMichael Slater - jailstuart macgill - jailMathew Hayden - Daughter posts epic thirst traps.Jason Gillespie - Vegan.
>>152751626A boy being entrapped by his sister/her friends and having makeup applied to him against his willIt's not gay or anything
>>152751624my brains too fried to actually read things these daysit just doesn't want to do it, even if i force my eyes to "read" it
>>152751637I see Gillespie walking all the time
>>152751639hard pass sorry champ
>>152751629>now can't get out of diamond because the skill floor has risen so muchSame, crazy how fast it happens
>>152751621https://f95zone.to/threads/a-town-uncovered-v1-04b-geeseki.1433/
Uhhh?
corr love the big bash iykwim haha
big fan of that power surge button press
no comments on the surge button presser lad
skull liked that scored it a 10
uhhhhhhhh bruhs, do NOT webm that one
Why was that young womens cleavage on show for the world to see?
>>152751645looking good mate
it's not the size of the 6 it's how you hit it
wildermuth more like bewilderdmuth
baking
I MISSED IT. SCREENSHOT OR WEBM PLEASE
you just KNOW micknonce recorded that
>>152751672if i knew how to take screenshots of kayo i would
>>152751672Nice try mate but I ain't going to jail
also baking
might bake as well
there is nobody working in media that doesn't know about depravity, that was literally pedobait
got one in the oven lads hold on
>>152382273>>152382273NEW
WADIA TIME he's going to win it in the next 2 overs
>>152751691>23 days go that thread was madeDo not let /alf/ see this, they will feast on it
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