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Oklahoma>2003 national championship loss vs LSU>2004 national championship loss vs USC>2007 fiesta bowl loss to boise state (lol)>2009 national championship loss vs Florida>2015 orange bowl semi final loss to Clemson>2017 rose bowl semi final loss in overtime to Georgia>2018 semi final blowout vs bama>2019 peach bowl semi final blowout vs LSU>2025 home game playoff loss after 17-0 lead vs BamaChokelahoma
Finally a good Bowl Game.
please tell me someone capped that wigger michigan fan
so if the SEC wins this they're, what, 3-6? kek
Those are some wide Texas fans
Late Dec 2025 /cfb/ thread summary (exactly 300 words):Peak bowl degeneracy on /sp/. Core focus: SEC humiliation. Iowa crushes Vanderbilt 40+, TCU shocks USC in OT, Duke barely survives 6-win ASU (Jeff Sims masterclass), Texas survives Michigan despite mass opt-outs and self-sabotage.Dominant themes:• Relentless SEC fraud spam (“SEC SE-ACK!”, “Vandermolished”, “So this is the power of the SEC?”)• B1G/Big 12 gloats (Iowa, Michigan, Nebraska, Illinois praised)• Classic copypasta (“Chokelahoma” updated to 2025)• Side tangents (dancing = gay, Cheez-It dragon, Arch/Bryce Heisman hype, Deion horror movie)• Refball seethe, >college kickers/punter moments, slurs, NIL copeNotably good:• >>152755365 (Coach Prime cornflakes Marshawn nut grab) – high lulz• Chokelahoma list >>152755482 – perfect execution• SEC fraud visuals (pngs, webms) – effective ratio baitNotably bad:• Repetitive zero-effort “gay”, “nigger”, “2-6” spam• Edgy cringe (“cheer for Arch blowing out his knee”)• Endless dead-horse SEC fraud repliesOverall: pure conference dick-measuring. SEC posters suicidal, B1G/Big 12 in full gloater mode. Maximum lulz, zero substance. Textbook /sp/ bowl-week energy. (300)
Proud of how hard these pads are popping. Blue blood status still means something to texass and shitagain
>>152757071Is that one Duke player humping him?
Got the food on the grill, watching some /cfb/ on NYE
LAND DRAGON
>black qbs
Which is the best region in college football?
>Undermeme>bl@ck QBs
>black qbsand there it is
HOWEVER
>underwood underthrows
>stabbed the ball with a sword BASED
>>152757133However, the QB is still black. Automatic turnover on downs
why did that Portnoy Jew pay 10 gorillion dollars for a backup QB for Michigan
So the quarterfinal games today and tomorrow are ONLY on ESPN? Are any of the games pre-championship going to be nationally televised?
>>152757124this is absolutely retarded analysis to perform at the state level instead of metro area level
>>152757110
>>152757152I got bad news about the championship game bucko
>>152757083This is what southern fags rock themselves to sleep with every night. Indiana is going to blow the doors off of Alabama. I’m a B1G fag, I got my undergrad in madison and my masters at Marquette. This Indiana team is special, I don’t think Alabama can hold out against them.
I finally got sick of watching the refs be elbow deep in the Texas-Michigan game and switched over to Arizona St. and Duke, and holy shit, what a kekarooni of a game. I wish I'd been watching this one from the beginning instead.
For me, it is the Dukes of JMU. The best G6 team.
>>152757152ESPN is national
>>152757174wrong reply?
>>152757165Jews did this
>>152757174What part of Bama natty do you not understand?
>>152757124FL is the best at everything
pee pee, poo poo, arch manning is not goo...d
>>152757157t. seething texican
blue debils....
The CFP needs to distance itself from ESPN. Their audio and broadcasters are awful. CBS would be far superior
>lemme hand off out of shotgun on 3rd & 1
>>152757199HOWEVERFOOMBLE
>>152757200For Texas games I mute the TV and turn on our Longhorns radio. Our announcers are great
FOOOOOOOOOMBLE
holy fuck lmao
>>152757182no retard abc is and sometimes they'll do simulcasts but they pay hundreds of millions of dollars to gate keep the playoffs behind a paywall
AND DUKE HAS RETAKEN THE LEAD
Great block to set up that run for Duke
Woah buddy!-Manny Diaz
>>152757217Listening to the radio feed while watching the TV on mute is a meme since they're never in sync
Good confirmation that Tex*s would have embarased themselves in the playoffs
>>152757200at least no gus johnson
>>152757253>he doesn't know how to use vlcpathetic child
>>152757174not reading all that, rolll tide field hockey fag
>>152757241"Over-the-air" is not the opposite of "national"
>>152757253just pause the radio until the tv catches up
>>152757262>rolll tidebased
COMING OUT OF MY CAGEAND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINEGOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALLIT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW COULD IT END UP LIKE THISIT WAS ONLY A KISSIT WAS ONLY A KISS
>>152757257
>blunderwood
Is this Nashville show for real? Holy shit who watches this slop?
I've masturbated 4 times already todayGo Michigan
>>152757182espn is cable
>>152757284that's it?
>>1527572844 times? Impressive. A true Michigan man.
>>152757287It's national. It's not regional like some networks. If what you mean is "free" or "ota", then say that.
>>152757284>I've masturbated 4 times already today>>152757299>that's it?seems weird...i go 3 or 4 times a session. like once or twice and im a walking hardon all day
>ohio state could potentially miss another game losing new years field goal tonight
>>152757299>>152757301the duality of man
>>152757281he made that 17 yard throw
Go Buckeyes!
>black qbsclassic jeff simms
>Jeff SimsKWAB
there he is>black QBs
Fucking rat refs are so fucking biased.
The ACC is so unbelievably terrible. The conference champion --with a near complete team-- just barely beat a mid Big12 team that is missing 75% of its roster and Jeff Sims at QB.
reddit is on the side of the dick puncher and not the lineman btw
TOUCHBACK
How is Arch going to chike this away?
Duke's win proves they should have been in the playoffs
>zoomers don't know the difference between cable and national television
Touchback or refs are paid.
>MichiganKWAB
>>152757284I had a friend who went to jail in high school for taking part in an armed robbery. He wasn't black, just retarded.He said his record was 11, with a diet of coffee, slim jims, and tuna.
Touchback?
>>152757371>Touchback or refs are paid.'not conclusive' says the paid ref
>>152757358It's a site that worships blacks.
As a die hard Illinois football fan we lived through DECADES in the B1G being the “door mat”. Yea, we didnt make it to the college football playoff this year but for Illinois to be doing this good for as long and consistently as they have the last few years says A lot about our program. We just lived through an UNCONSCIOUS 2 years of Illini Football. >19 total wins> consecutive 9+ win seasons for 1st time in school history>2 Bowl wins, both against SEC playoff hopefuls>Swept the Hat (Northwestern)>Swept the Cannon (Purdue)I-L-L!
>holding onto the ballMichigan can surely do something correctly
This is why you can't trust these mobile QBs. They don't play the game the right way
>>152757387your coach is going to drop dead of heart failure
Pleasure doing business with you.
Oh that is a bullshit call
Why don't they ever show two camera views synchronized on replays?
Every game this generational black qb makes multiple critical mistakes. Whittingham might have made a big mistake because you can’t bench this retard.
Refs paid
reffies choking :*(
i think it was a td just like the one jeremiah smith scored against them
AND DUKE IS GONNA WIN
>>152757397Reffies are absolutely imposing their will
Time to watch Gary Danielson say goodbye
>most blatant touchback of all time>"erm the qb is black so its a touchdown"
>>152757357Duke had the 8th best record in the ACC. The"champion" label was a fluke.
The big 12 finally loses a game
did duke just bring the 1/5th of their band that wanted to go? lmao
>>152757387And all it took was Arkansas former coach and Ole Miss former qb.
>>152757412Dimes celebration
>ywn never get hugged by tony the tiger after winning the bowl gamewhy even live
>>152757423easy when you have no talent that can transfer or go pro
how voluminous and creamy do you think jenny's usual fecal deposits are?
>CBS announcer losing it during the signoff
>>152757412I don't care what anyway says>Pop Tart Bowl>Cheez-It Bowl>Duke's Mayo Bowl>Frosted Flakes BowlThese are fucking KINOAnd I love that the bowl organizers lean into the absurdity of it all too
>>152757456wonder what big consumer product is gonna buy one next...
>former Phoenix sun player raja bell son is a 5* QB committed to Texas Welcome Jaden SmithI bet raja named him Dia after the kid in blood diamond
>>152757456LOVE THAT HFCS
>>152757461The Sig Sauer Bowl gonna be wild
>>152757461Mr. Beast Feastable BowlScreencap it
>>152757461Onlyfans bowl
>>152757328Theyre going to win by 20 so not really
goddamn I miss Verne Lundquist.
Michigans defense hasn't been able to tackle worth a shit all season. Wittingham had better whip these kids into shape
>>152757438https://www.aliexpress.com/i/3256805257485753.html
Why do Texans all dress like stereotypes?
>>152757483>Bunch of the highest rated OnlyFans girls on the sidelines like cheerleaders >Players keep fumbling the ball because they're too distracted by the girlsPlease... make it happen
>>152757461Palantir MIGA Bowl
Arch's mouth is bleeding.
What's more frustrating to watch your team give up on 3rd/4th down?>QB almost sacked but scrambles for a big gain>Screen pass almost blown up but goes for big gain
>>152757476>Who would win, a D1 college football team, or 1000 toddlers?
Yeah i'm thinking texas is back, it's over for the rest of the league
>>152757496It's a costume for going to the game, like Wisconsin or Nebraska's red and white striped overalls.
Michigan Making arch manning look legit.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>152757488we all do
ARCH IS ELITE
>>152757474I saw one of them is the Lockheed Martin Bowl. I don't think the average football fan would be their target audience.
>>152757466kek what a muttoid
ARCH HATERS EAT A BAG OF DICKS
ARCHPOLOGIZE
>>152757512>Hosted by Penn State
>>152757517>Texans only dress like "cowboys" at football gameslmao even
>>152757483>players jump into a hot tub full of used bath water after scoring>players put on lingerie after a turnover
We just had five star Lockett on the bench all year lmaoWell spent booster money. Bravo sark
arch would have won the heisman if he played in the big10
Jesus Christ this defense must be on the Manning payroll. This is just embarrassing.
>>152757500Its hard to believe that 5 years ago these girls were in gradeschool
Can't hate on thisThese niggas are serious about who's gonna be the cheesiest
>>152757512>Ywn see a 270lb linebacker blast through a half dozen toddlers during a halftime showWhy live?>>152757534>Mfw
>>152757534fucking lol
Arch is still dog but I appreciate you thinking Michigan's defense is anywhere near good this year
>injured arch stays in the game to throw a td to regain the leadalright, that was a nice play
>>152757541The top SEC Heisman candidate just lost to Iowa.
>>152757542It's the Wink Martindale experience. Glad that boomer is hitting the sticks after this
>>152757483>Ladies and gentleman I have come out of retirement to bring you this game
Blood Manning
Utah has no chill
>>152757568SECOND DOWN AND NINE
Texas special teams is so dogshit.
>>152757586Much better than being drenched or covered in mayo
poor Jenny having to sit there getting no praise and getting compared to the other girls lmao
Archie got a boo boo.
>>152757591>>152757448
Arch seems like his uncles where outside of football he has the personality of a tree stump
Refs are doing everything to save Michigan.
>>152757602what? eli is hilarious
Do you feel in charge?
>4th and 8? Time for a late flag
>michiLOL
DID THEY JUST CUT GARY OFF TO RUN COMMERCIALS?JESUS CHRIST IS NOTHING SACRED?
BALL DON'T LIE.
>>152757395 Just watch anon, he’ll probably outlive everyone else. >>152757436I still run into Arkansas fans who talk about Bielema from time to time. Arkansas fans are cool, one of my good friends went there.
IT'S COMING BACK
AHAHAHAHAA
Is this the most flags of all time?
i have to go for the night can someone else post the chokelahoma copy pasta next few threads thanks
And that's why Blunderwood usually runs instead throws. Dude is ass
>>152757568>Now, when you're a quarterback at Alabama - you see that lovely lady there? That's AJ McCarron's girlfriend. Man I tell ya, you quarterbacks get all the good lookin' women. What a beautiful woman - wow! Whoa!
>that late hit HOLY KEK LMAO
THAT WAS A PERSONAL FOUL? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
BLACK QUARTERBACKS
Get that thug off the field
Corporate overlords called the reffies to tell them the game needs to be closer so people don't tune out and miss more commercials
Can these faggot ass zebras stop throwing flags every 5 seconds
>>152757604Maybe on planet retard
>smiling and laughing on the sideline after throwing a back-breaking intlol what is this dudes problem?
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152757629That’s not a late hit when the QB throws an interception he becomes a defender. And he was blocked. It’s absolutely what you are taught to do. Hit the QB if he throws an interception because it’s legal. Soft faggot refs are just making shit up
>>152757647HE'S THE JOKER BABY
>meatchicken
>>152757124And you can prove minnesota doesn't doctor all those stats right?Right?Because every white guy I know from minnesota says it's a shithole.
>shit>again
lmao arch land dragon
ARCH VICK
ARCH SMOKES THE SAFETIES LMAO
THE MURDERER OF MICHIGAN.
FRANCHISEQB
>letting arch land dragon on your assMichigan is not a serious program
THE SMASHER OF SAN JOSE STATETHE UNRAVELER OF UTEPTHE SLAYER OF SAM HOUSTONTHE OBLITERATOR OF OKLAHOMATHE KILLER OF KENTUCKYTHE MANGLER OF MISSISSIPPI STATETHE VANQUISHER OF VANDERBILTTHE ANNIHILATOR OF ARKANSASTHE ASSKICKER OF A&MNOWTHE MULCHER OF MICHIGAN
>>152757668A DAGGER IN THE HEART
>>152757071AHAHAHAHAHA MICHIGAN SISSIES NOT LIKE THIS AHAHAHAHA
I could've done that.
loooooooooooooool
Blunderwood could never
arch low-key a dual threat? I though he was a manning?
Thank God. Burn Wink Martindale alive.
Hopefully Wittingham has a plan, cause he's got a blank check to do whatever he wants. If Samaj Morgan and Wink Martindale are still on the team it's over
THE Ohio State University is going to spread Miamis cheeks and then go on and win the natty and /spee/ will cry and cry.
On behalf of the B1G, we do not claim Meatchicken as one of our own
michigan YOU FOOLS
props to arch for turning it around after his dogshit performance the first half of the season
who's gonna need a QB in 2 years when arch enters the draft? Cleveland, New Orleans?
PORTNOY BTFOMISS PEACHES BTFO
This just became a meme game. Poor michicucks
>>152757696I want your bussy so fucking bad
>>152757696Dumbass looking mascot
LOL LMAO
>>152757696I won't cry. Ohio State winning it means Oregon does not win it.
>All of the blowhio cocksuckers waking up to their 6:30pm alarms
>BLUNDERWOODNO REFUNDS PORTNOSE
>>152757683His dad was a wide receiver. He's got the jets.
Rattled
>>152757673>The projected #1 draft pick & Heisman favorite turned "returning for another year"
>>152757707>t. never tasted a homemade buckeyegayboy
DARK SKINNED QBS
BLACKQB's
Just got home from New Years party to see Archie Vick. Michigan a HUGE joke.
lmao underwood is just copying marcel reed now
UH OH STINKY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>BLUNDERWOODAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE Ohio state university
>>152757683archs dad was the athletic one. he played WR before he got a career ending injury.
>>152757724he needs those gay Prime Glasses on
ive had to shower after shitting water 3 times today lads i fear its over
ONE MORE 'GAIN ARCH ONE MORE 'GAIN
Get out of here Kyle. You don’t owe this program or this black qb anything. Enjoy your retirement.
>sheerone moore>juwan howard>blunderwoodMichigan is just not a good place for black people.
>>152757717>throwing away NIL money to go play for the Jets/Raiders
What's the point of having a quarterback who can't throw?
Why is this "manifesting" shit popular all of a sudden?
>>152757707Literally the most based and recognizable mascot in the entirety of collegiate sports
>>152757752His family will do the same pouting shit they did with Eli and the Chargers.
ohio state has not done anything impressive all season and i expect them to be exposed tonight
what's a good stream for the playoffs?
>>152757758That's not Bevo
>>152757753But but...he BLATT tho!
>>152757765So, progressives?
>>152757758big al is way more recognizable
>>152757765So, maga retards?
>>152757763They already got exposed by Indiana. I'd be surprised if we don't see a mass suicide in Columbus next year
>>152757774>>152757777Yes.
>>152757777No, progressive retards
>>152757752well Mannings stay the max you can stay in college so it doesnt matter. raiders will have Mendoza. Manning will pull an Eli if the Jets wind up with him.
>>152757763Dude your QB at Miami is so unimpressive I'm expecting him to find some way to come back and play another year for more NIL money because he sure as FUCK isnt getting drafted lol.
>>152757765Espn.com you boomer
>>152757374>He wasn't black, just retarded.based racist
>>152757766Had to google that. No one knows the name of the cow for a football program that hasn’t been relevant in 20+ years.
>>152757758Absolutely not true AT ALL. Nobody recognizes that creepy acorn man.
>>152757787>progressive retardskinda redundant
>>152757786
>>152757763Carson Kek is not the guy to expose them lmao. he'll be luckier to not throw 5 INTs than he will to throw 2 TDs
>>152757758I don't think so, Akira.
>sign a black QB >he fucking sucks>hire a black coach >well, you know the resthas Michigan learned their lesson yet?
>>152757819same thing with basketball. they started winning once the fired the black coach and hired the white one
FINALLY
>>152757819If Underwood stays he wins a Heisman with Wittingham. They'd have at least 14 more points if he had recievers
>>152757819Do you think the people hiring the black coaches know, in their hearts, it’s not going to work?
>>152757829Trumptastic
>>152757819Does Marcus Freeman not count?
Is Michigan the first KWAB of bowl season?
>>152757813everytime he's shown on the jumbotron the crowd goes nuts
>>152757647>>152757656
>>152757840Honestly the GOAT black coach. Don’t think he can win a natty though.
>>152757813I hate Jawja but it’s a fact that uga is more recognizable than cleetus or whatever it’s called
>>152757829gassy
>>152757797Absolute COPE. He everyone knows Brutus’s name and he has more followers than any other mascot on social media. You may all now proceed to seethe, but do so while knowing that THIS is the face of your continued natty champion (for the next 10 years)
What is going on with the game clock? Are they just running it to end the game?
>>152757829Bussy
>>152757846You wish, cuckeye. These last two season have been a wash due to the lack of a real head coach.
>mishiggy
>>152757840ND plays 8-10 midmajor-level shitters a year, nothing they do is impressive
>>152757829Waiting
>>152757110don't stop doing this
coach cheez-it
>Bryce Blunderwood>Ball Underthrown>Bumpyourgums Underduress>Bryce Underdelivered-Overpaid>Bryce tooktheUnder>Bryce "Yet Another Michigan QB" Underwood
>>152757829BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPP
>>152757829Infirmity
>>152757856At the very most, you're losing to Indiana. And then you're losing to Michigan next year. Have you forgotten who your head coach is?
>>152757876>Bumpyourgums Underduress
>>152757859>underwood is a trash qb>Moore gets exposed as a sex pest woman abuserIs there anything more deliciously embarrassing than Michigan cope?
>>152757846they're not even the biggest KWAB of bowl season in the last 24 hours. USC losing a game they led by double digits with 5 minutes left in, and losing in OT on a 3rd and 20 check down, is easily KWAB of the bowl season
COPE
>>152757857yes, B1G vs SEC is a safety issue, especially later in the game when the B1G players are gassed
Who do you’ll got winning the natty this year bros? Me? Indiana.
>>152757881In dreamland maybe. Try not to cry too hard when THE Ohio State University bootyblasts everyone in the c eff pee and then continues to rape Mitshirigan for the next 20 years like they have for the entirety of your life.
>>152757461>The Lucky Charms Bowl at Minnesota's stadium>The Sargento Cheddar Bowl at Lambeau Field>The Crumbl Cookie Bowl at BYU's stadium>The Heinz Ketchup Bowl at Pittsburgh's stadium>The Kraft Miracle Whip Bowl at Soldier Field
>>152757756the mauler of michigan
>PrimateMovie slop
>>152757897Absolutely disgusting person.
>>152757897For once Poopgoy is right, who the fuck cares about non-playoff bowlsLmao at “return to dominance” though
>>152757900I want the funniest possible outcome - Ole Miss winning it all without Kiffin
Imagine if we cared.
>>152757900dawgs by 50
> corporal Lopez seething about his acorn mascot
>>152757900UGA
Jesus Underwood is TERRIBLE WHY are they paying $12m for him?
>>152757897Quit posting other website screenshots from literal who's. It's blatant advertising.
>>152757891Sorry, domer, but we haven’t forgotten ND taking its ball and going home like a seething 5-year-old
>>152757900Cheers, comrade.
>>152757886If Moore was Ohio State's coach, you'd be calling him based for taking advantage of women. Bryce is gonna have recievers next year, and there's gonna be a defense that actually knows how to tackle. I think you forget just how buckbroken you were in 2021-24. Be sure to savor your one win this decade, because you're going to miss getting to shit up these threads without getting clowned on.
>>152757898Do you even take the time to actually watch the games?? The B1G has been whooping SEC ass for awhile now bud.
anybody going out to rizz up some huzzes?
>>152757898
>>152757936Yeah ur right ND are the biggest bitches this year
David Flemington Sr. is a GOATed announcer desu
Dammit I wanted that fat fucker to score
>EEC finally wins an actual bowl game>winner is a Texass team that’s still spiritually Big 12Kek
>>152757941>text wall copingHow you like that fumble, faggot? KWAB
lmfao another turnover
>>152757897This Jew got absolutely buck broken by THE Ohio State University Brvtal
>game ends on a blunderwood fumbleFucking pottery
LMAO
can't wait for my saintsies to draft arch and form a dynasty
>>152757958kino
>>152757897is this a michigan man?
>B1G losing back to back bowl gamesBig oof
>>152757970Tyler Shough looks pretty good though.
I’m thinking Fernando Mendoza finna play for the raiders
>>152757969Is this gonna cause a talent drain in the NFL? If mid to terrible QBs are getting set-for-life type money in CFB why get your brain bashed in the NFL for a decade more?
>>152757904We'll all be here next November. I'm excited to see all of the kill Ryan Day posts again
>I don't think it was a fumble>Replay shows it's not>Producer tells him shut the fuck up we've already blown our time slot by half an hour.>Uhhh maybe it is a fumble.
>pay $12 million for Bryce Underwood>he plays worse than Carter Smith, who committed to Michigan for freeMichigan's biggest KWABOTY
We're still in charge
>>152757989>gonna cause...it already is
Lmao Michigan gets every single favorable call.
>>152757984no he soughs
>we'll substract 10 seconds just because we feel like itI SUBMIT I SUBMIT
>>152757753Extra blocker which makes a huge difference against college "defense" not so much in the pros but they get bailed out by the pussy ass qb protection rules
>meatchicken fans still want to fix blunderwoodlol
>>152757996>coach rape ape
let the game end, reffies
>>152757969I would say this would put a cap on NIL but who knows. People have enough money to burn on the next hyped dark skin qb.
Does Underwood know he can throw the ball in bounds?
>cotton bowl is emptyyikes
My team is in the BIG, but I am rooting for Miami, because I am NOT a faggot.
he threw it to the exact same place 4 times in a row and none of them were catchable
>>152757989NIL killed the SOVL of CFB along with the portal. I told people this on spee for years but you were all crying and begging for your meme black QBs to get paid millions a year.
Reminder that the B1gger’s bowl game record is fraudulent and half their wins have come against g5 teams
>>152758018My team is not in the playoff so I’m not watching. Without the factor of being invested in your alma mater CFB really isn’t very entertaining imo
>4th and 19>throw it awayleast cheesy thing ive ever seen
>All 5 Ohio State fans in the thread spamming as fast as the captcha will let them>>152758008You're fucking retarded if you think Underwood isn't good. He spent his first season with a bad coach who wasn't respected, so he didn't have anyone to rein in his stupid split-decision throws, 70% of which would've been completions if he had more than one decent reciever
>>152758032that's THE to (You)
>Michigan and USC were the only two holdouts of the private equity deal with the B1G>only two B1G teams to lose their bowlsIS OUR MESSAGE CLEAR? TAKE THE FUCKIN' MONEY!
>>1527579893 million a year is peanuts compared to a typical nfl qb contract. The reason for the decline is nost college teams falling for the dual threat meta and the fact that zoomers are terrible at sports
>>152758043You're gonna see THE worst bootyblasting Ohio State has gotten all decade next November.
>>152757989If I was a billionaire I would just buy a random school a championship, like Alcorn State. We need to clownmaxxx this shit.
>>152758032Delicious cope tears, feed me more. Maybe they shouldn't dick suck d lineman and qb's and invest in fucking receivers, how about that?>Next year's our year!Are you a Dallas fan as well by chance?
THE blowhio gape cuckguys
Is Arch Manning good or is B1G just that bad
>>152757284How much was bail Sherrone?
>>152757991Wut the next game isnt until 730 and its espn so it'll be closer to 8 than """kickoff time"""
THE CHAMPION OF CHEEZ-ITS
>>152758032As a neutral observer Meatchicken fell ass backwards into a pile of gold with the Moore/Whittingham thing. If I were a buttguy I’d be shook
>Ohio vs Miami Basically an in-state Florida game. Blowhio has to recruit Florida constantly cause they suck at football kek
>>152758088Whittingham and Underwood are a match made in heaven. They're gonna be a menace next year if their defense isn't a stinky trashpile.
OHAYOOO
>>152758076Arch is good. His bullshit recievers and offensive line have done nothing but betray him all year
>>152758032He threw the game away. THREE times!>>152758043 Fuck OHIO>>152758057USC always losses, Shitigian had a lot of shit going on>>152758076They're a bottom feeder... Texas is a race car driven by a RETARD
>>152758070Yeah that was Sherrone Moore's job for two years. Michigan has an actual coach for next season. You're really not ready because you refuse to think about anything
calling it now Texas gunna win it all next year Arch gunna be the most talked about player from here on
Who's winnning tonight?
>>152758057>only two B1G teams to lose their bowlsUm... Nebraska bros?
>>152758097By that logic BYU has to recruit Samoans because Utahans cant block for shit. You recruit from where the talent is, and it's not 1980 someodd anymore, Miami aint shit.
>>152758102are you stupid Whittinham left the game early to find a new QB
>>152758125just because Arch memed on Michigan doesn't mean he's good. Maqueer memed on them too.Arch still gonna get his bussy broken open by every decent team he plays next season
Eurofags woudn't understand this
>>152758125Archie h8ers real mad atm
>>152758138Ohio
>>152758124>NEXT YEAR'S OUR YEARLol, Cowboy's mindset in a Wolverines jersey, stfu faggot, you lost and will continue to lose.
>>152758125>the boy who cries wolf
>>152758139I posted it before I realized that game was over as well but I take nothing back because Nebraska is a stranger in my glorious Reich. USC is too.
>>152758148seethe more nigger Arch 1488
>>152758153>separate tray for sides
>>152758097The cope has already begun because Florida realizes they have 3 nationally recognized CFB teams and that none of them have been relevant in nearly 20+ years. The last time entire state of Florida was relevant in CFB was during Tebow days. They must begin coping now because they know their asshole is about to be widened to 3 ft diameter after facing off against THE Ohio State University.
>>152758153besides the mayo salads and noodle-tarte in bucket you can get all of that here
>>152758160Our years were 2021-2024. Have you already repressed those memories, I wouldn't blame you cause most rape victims do.
>>152758189oh yeah, the NCAA Committee on Infractions had a lot to say about those years.
>>152758186kek. God I miss HH. A year w/out the Hulkster doesn't seem real
>>152758160Ryan Day underperforms with a stacked rooster and historic program. Rumor is he has downz. Whittingham worked wonders with a PIG FARMER on a fucking team in UTAH. TIK TOK KEKS!
>>152758189Dude we beat you like step children for two fucking decades damn near and here you are sucking your own dick to getting over on us after Urban Meyer left. COPE
TEXAS going to bootyblast the SEC next year
>>152758159This show was pure slop back then. Hated this trash
what a year for the wolverines
For me, it's the U
>>152758023>the two or three people who disagreed with me are the whole worldThis is an admission you are a socially awkward retard who had to move to asia to get laid.
>>152758203>Ryan Day underperforms with a stacked rooster and historic program.>won the conference twice, made the playoffs five times, made two title games, and won a natty in his first seven years damn I wish my coach "underperformed" like that
>>152758203>Ryan Day underperforms with a stacked rooster and historic program.>*Current defending National Champion*
>>152758216that nigger zesty
michigan and ohio state are gay parasocial retards. the real chads are the people that laugh at both of them
>>152758203>whittingham works WONDERS with garbageTell us about your turnovers tonight Ann Arbor journalism student.>WONDERSIt's a wonder how shit your qb is lol.
>>152758237>le ebin do-over against Oregon nattyNo one takes that “championship” seriously brah
>>152758203>Ryan Day underperforms This has to be one of the worst takes
>>152758247shut up Dan, you have a game to coach tomorrow.
as a golden domer i want miami to win the whole fucking thing who's with me?
>>152758153Hell, some people in America don't
I never did my timesheet :(
>>152758203Also, addendum, YOU TOOK A 5 STAR SEC QB AND TURNED HIM INTO A 3 STAR B1G QB AHAHAHAHAHAHAHABlunderwood can go play up in Canada, he's an irrelevant faggot like your entire program.
>>152758240>not laughing at every single school other than the one you graduated from
>>152758276A R C H 1 4 8 8
>raining at the roseb owlI dont like it
Are white back?
>>152758301>sisterfucking yokels from below the Mason-Dixon line at the roseb owlI like it even less
>>152757071>>152757115>>152757677This is unironically what they tell you to do in dog piles in football. From middle school through college, all of the teams I played for and against would do grab their opponent's junk and shove fingers up their assholes to try to get in their head and force them to let go of the ball.
>>152758309ARCHMEN we're back baby. HOOK 'EM BABY! B1G Sissies don't have the speed.
>>152758309ARCH 1488 >ARCH 1488 ARCH 1488 >ARCH 1488ARCH 1488 >ARCH 1488
>>15275830
None of these games are on streaming services? My antenna sucks and I don't want to watch on some russian bot site
>>152758309
Californians, why is it raining in your state?documentaries about german architects that fled to your state during the world wars told me there would be only sunshine?
>>152758187How many of your recievers were from Florida for all your “success” lol Ohio sucks ass at footbal. You only had 4 starters from Ohio on YOUR ENTIRE TEAM last year. Soulless mercenary squad. Ohio is trash at football
>>152758347it's God finally punishing them for the rampant sin of sodomy. rain begets mudslides which begets the entire cursed state sliding into the ocean
>>152758339it's on espn dog. what are you, broke?
>>152758309>>152758330KICK THAT NIGGER BITCH OFF THE FIELD
Why do Soundcloud rappers always start their songs with "YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS"? I actually have no idea who the fuck you are.
>>152758352if Florida teams were good they'd keep more in-state talent. Miami essentially told Jeremiah Smith to name his price and he still told them to fuck off because Ohio State is WRU
>Minnesota sits Drake Lindsey for a season>gets a transfer QB to serve as a bridge QB>Lindsey starts his second season and performa decently>Wisconsin sits Carter Smith for most of the season>starts several transfer QBs over him, only playing him in the last few games due to injuries, he performs solidly and beats two ranked teams>Wisconsin will likely get another bridge QB in the transfer portal to develop Smith further>Nebraska starts Raiola his true freshman year>never develops, play is very mid>he eventually transfers>Michigan starts Bryce Underwood>he plays like shit all season, never develops>likely ruined and will eventually transferHow have college coaches still not learned to sit their freshman QBs and have them learn for a season or two before starting them? Imagine handling your QB situation worse than fucking PJ Fleck and Luke Fickell.
>>152758309Never left, anon
please tell me those 2 niggers who called the texas game aren't calling the championship game
Black QB sisters is it over?
>>152758345DANNY, NO!!
>>152758369>Ohio State is WRUWrong. LSU is WRU
>>152758387Hurts has never smiled like that
>>152758360Oh boy.....
>>152758360SIR! THATS UNNECESSARY!
>there's a skycast feedholy based
>>152758387vick & mcnabb are on there but not McNair kwab
How will Carson Kek fare tonight
>>152758331thank you simanon
I like that everyone agrees that the Rose Bowl should be the national title game every year
>>152758456Sorry best I can do is some slopfest in Atlanta, Vegas or Nawlins
THEY'RE 5 MINUTES LATE I WAS PROMISED THIS WOULD HAPPEN AT 7 30
>>1527584442 ints
>>152758456>everyone agreesi think there's someone you forgot to ask...
>>152758490https://www.reddit.com?
It's time for Carson Beckino
>>152758472first big game?
Anyone have a screenshot of the refs deathstare
>The goblin SEC ref is working this gameGet ready for penalties every single play.
>>152758518
do you guys think ryan day thinks the nipple ring thing is funny
>>152758472Quiet goy, I have to make up what I spent on Hanukah!
BLOWHIO
Holy manlet
>Visiting team doesn't pick heads/tailswtf bros?
>>152758502the last black hope...
>>152758502I bet you can smell his whore gf's rancid pussy all the way down on the field.
RYAN IS CALLING THE PLAYS??!?!?! BAHAHAHA THE KEKS are COOKED
pick 6 first play btw
Carson Beck is a faggot
>Fast, physical, violent, and relentlessBut enough about our sexual encounters, let's play football
>Here's your tough football player uniforms
>>152758544
tickets were like 30 bucks for this shit holy fuck cfb is ded
Game was only 12 mins late
>>152758540Yeah. That bitch is taller than her uncle Conor McGregor too LMAO
>>152758555That ass dayum!!
>a modern day vinny testiverty
>that first pass Jesus Christ Miami is fried
>>152757434they would be stupid not to go. as a longhorn faggot SoB who went to the Rose Bowl in 2006 (and as booger said about his per diem), we were each given an ipod shuffle and ipod mini (in orange), as well as received $200/day for "food" and we were there for 5 days. Most of us just ate junk food like taco bell and in-n-out and went home pocketing $500. They also took us to Disneyland for 2 days.not that there is a disneyland in charlotte, and it's far from the national championship, but I can assure you those faggots got $1000 cash just for going. (the university pays musicians crazy money for pointless shit, I got paid $250 to play for graduation for 2 hours.
>>152758557$60 for the rose bowlIf it wasn't raining I would consider going
>3>outMIAMI FUCK3D ALREADY
>shartson kek
>>152758557NIL and portal ruined the game
>>152758572>testivertygood morning sirrrrrrr
here comes another 6-3 slopfest
>>152758352If you have all that talent why can’t you keep them in the state of Florida?Maybe it’s because Florida has 3 universities and all of them are a joke for CFB and have been for 2 decades now.
>2x National Champion as back-upso he did nothing?
Miami's team name is very offensive to Katrina victims. Do better.
>>152758578No you wouldn't
>dapoo
Hol up so you be sayin
Does Miami have a realistic chance?
my irish would bootyblast both of these shitters
>>152758603Well the tickets would be a lot more than $60 if it were raining so yeah I guess that's true but if those tickets were $60 and I was looking at a decent forecast for tomorrow at this very moment in time I would, in fact, consider buying them on my CC, driving up tomorrow morning, and shitposting until the inevitable range ban from the rose bowl
>>152758615no bet the house on ohio rn before the pick 6
Juilian ain't no Saiyan. Hell, he can't even use the Kaioken.
>>152758615yesthey pay players millions too
>Beck already sucks>Ohio State offensive line already sucksfirst to 10 wins lol
>39 yard linelmao
What time does Noter Dame play tomorrow?
Welp, it's gonna be a 17-13 kinda game.Lame
YOU WERE GETTING -ACKED ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR
what happens at the parade of roses?
>black cracker coaches
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Julian Sayin is so shit. Has nothing on /ourguy/ Carson Beck
>>152758572>testivertyYou have to go back
I hate the voice of the prime commercial guy
>>152758648and there it is
>goodyear sponsoring a game where the blimp is worthless
Get your slurpers ready, cause we got a semen game.
>SPONSORED BY TIRES AND BLIMPS
Best defense in the country resides in Coral Gables.
>>152758611*smacks lips with a cubano sandwich in hand*
>>152758641I agree. He needs to be black so he can meme scramble for 2 yard gains and have a 45% pass completion rate. We need more SOUL an RHYTHM in that offense naw mean?
>>152758617All we can hope for is that the stadium explodes and every single player on both teams die and notre dame takes their rightful place in the semifinal
>>152758358Yes :(
>>152758663The only outcome that would be fair and proper
DAYUM
>>152758641True. He's tiny and has a babyface. Carson Beck is a gigachad with a big arm and winning aura.
Is this the
>>152758678Incredibly uncomfy picture of him the took.
>Carson Check
holy fuck we are so fucking back secbros
I think the problem with Keck is he's trying too hard.4 was WIDE open
THAT was a STRIKE
Carson Beck is such a warrior. I think we all have to respect what he's doing right now
>>152758490Can we make a New Years resolution to stop all the antisemitism please
OH NO NO NO NO
>thepoo
>>152758703We all do, brother. He's my hero as a black man.
lmfao
Fumble ha
here we go boys
White boy punched that shit out
Miami bros...its over
>Beck finally playing a half-decent game>RBs have butterfingers and receivers have dropsies uh oh Cryami
Michael Irvin just did his best ackjak impression
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
Ryan Days pierced nipples
>safe running play>always results in a fumble
OH NONONO MIAMISISTERSI THOUGHT WE WERE ACTUALLY GONNA PULL IT OFFWHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!??
>big12>acc>little18>sun belt>pac 2>mwc>big sky>sec>american
I have absolutely 0 faith in Julian Sayin. I expect him to have a meltdown when it becomes clear that Miami isn't just going to fold.
>>152758716>>152758716>>152758716
I'm in SoFl and it's fucking 55 degrees out. We are not made for this
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>>152758736haha die pussy
>>152758502>hey little susie, you wanna be a model?
>>152757071Maybe Ohio State is just a bit overrated
