News:Weebs hyping up JapanUmp Gods
is this nu tho?
Announce Okamoto to the Angels!
shit, forgot my new year's resolution was to stop copypasting random messages in /mlb/
>>152769439ABS will see you in hell
Yankees.
>PoodresBAU BAU!
>>152769444My new years resolution is a 60,000 a year and true love.
real ones remember Joey Votto in his prime
>>152769491Shouldn't that be Yankees and Cubs doing the pointing while the Astros girl is sitting smugly? Gen it again.
Mariners!
>>152769558>60,000 a yearDon't sell yourself short, dawg. That's like $35k in 2000 money. Shoot for $80k.
>>152769439pause it three seconds in and look where the catchers glove is, that's what the umpy is looking. Body is also outside the strike zone so everything he catches in that spot is gonna look like a ball, ABS might fix this but catchers don't necessarily deserve a free pass for this nonsense.
>>152769182They're fun.>>152769444Mine is to see a spring training game now that I have family in Arizona.
>>152769629OUTFUCKINGPLAYED
sign an outfielder already
>>152769359Is this the thread?
>>152769573Votto is a guaranteed Hall of Very Good inductee.
>>152769582I had Raynkees Fish there once but replacing her with the Tiger makes more sense because the original had a cat in it.
>>152769719>the Tiger makes more sense because the original had a cat in it.Oh I see you were going for that meme. I was just thinking of the signing
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Kyle Tucker2. Bo Bichette>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs5. Alex Bregman6. Framber Valdez>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs8. Cody Bellinger>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs10. Ranger Suarez>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155 / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr19. Kazuma Okamoto20. Eugenio Suarez>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1 yr29. J.T. Realmuto>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs43. Seranthony Dominguez>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs47. Tyler Mahle48. Max Scherzer49. Victor Caratini50. Willi Castro
Francisco Lindor's wife is a communistReminder
>>152769866I thought Mahle signed with SFG
>>152769866Why is Bo still available?
>>152769952He’s mid and wants 400M
>>152769937This is a DSA board
>>152769939He did my b, some reason he's still listed as a FA on my end.>Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker>2. Bo Bichette>>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman>6. Framber Valdez>>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger>>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez>>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155 / 5yrs>>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs>15. Zac Gallen>>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto>20. Eugenio Suarez>>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs>24. Chris Bassitt>>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs>27. Lucas Giolito>>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1 yr>29. J.T. Realmuto>>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs>31. Harrison Bader>>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr>33. Nick Martinez>34. Luis Arraez>35. Zack Littell>>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr>38. Justin Verlander>>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez>>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10m /1yr>48. Max Scherzer>49. Victor Caratini>50. Willi Castro>>152769952He wants an opt out
>>152770035fml, botched it. But pretty much mostly intact just reversed
>>152770010>>152770035He could probably get a nice fat 1 year deal with my Mariners to play 2b but that'll never happen.
>>152769937Fidel Castro was a communist too and he was like a Stalin version of Bill Veeck.
>>152769866Has there been any rumors about teams interested in Bichette? I dont remember hearing anything outside Toronto maybe okay with bringing him back.
>>152770086Nothing really. He along with the likes of Realmuto, Tucker, Bregman, and Bellinger will drag this out til the end of the month.
>>152769732It makes sense given the seething of the signing.
>>152770122Is that a raynkeesfish roll?!
>>152770122Does it really fit though? To me it seemed like people were more mad their teams didn't bother with a contract like that rather then mad he went to the Astros. Does anybody even worry about the Astros anymore?
>>152770149no… NO!!!
remember when The Fappening happened and instead of hot baseball wives we got Verlander's dong
>>152770154Yes of course
>>152770031I don't think so homey
skubal to the dodgers
>>152770178Mariners have to worry about everything cause they never win.
Are there are any genuine Dodgers fans on /mlb/ or is it just bandwagoners trying to be a part of something to make up for a lack of personality?
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>>152769659Dollar Menu Dave is content to go into the season with what they have. Nobody can question him because he's the smartest guy in the room.
https://x.com/i/status/2006819818213904719>UPDATE>The Mets are a team "linked" to Ranger Suarez, per @JonHeymanSeems like the Mets are in every room but refuse to be pressured into pulling the trigger. As a fan, I respect it. I really don't want Framber or Suarez, though. Another anon put me on to Gallen's post-ASB stats. He could be a great play.
>>152770149>>152770155Raynkees Fish is fine. >>152770154I skimmed that Peff link and there's seething from both Yank and Cubechads. 2017 was almost 10 years ago, but a fair amount of us will continue to hate pooston for that. It was literally our turn.
https://x.com/i/status/2006827168060567730>nypost.com/2026/01/01/spo… Yankees among big-market teams showing interest in Bo Bichette (plus many more notes) @nypostsports
>>152770315>listening to Heyman
>>152770252These are the facts.>>152770321Thank goodness.
Japanese players signing without stuff getting spilled early really makes it obvious how worthless sports reporters are.
>>152769439The pitcher's reaction is gold.
>>152770571Boras thought he had Ohtani hype behind these japanese players but truth is the 2 best japanese players are already on the dodgers
>>152769439>"right down the middle for ball one"
>>152769439>>152769463>>152770639have you guys tried using your eyes instead of relying on the FOX SPORTS (TM) PITCH TRACKER (TM) POWERED BY META (TM)?
>>152770677I don't care I was just making a jokestay mad
>>152770698>i was just pretending to be retardeda true classic
reminder the strike zone is a 4 dimensional object you do not understand
>>152770754The actual true size is whatever the ump fucking wants it to be
St Louis will never win again.
>>152770799Sad
>>152770777Holy ump checked
who had a better prime, Trout or Pujols?
>>152770315Curious how much of a massive overpay Suarez is gonna get to who he goes to. He's injury prone and cannot handle in depth pressure when he has to deal with a guy on second base. He's a alright 3rd or 4th starter, but he wants ace money and Boras will try his hardest to give him that.
>>152770838makes me happy cause I hate flyover states
>>152770777checked
where's the free agent tracker poster when we need him
>>152770865trout mightve had the greatest overall season between the two but i would prefer pujols prime partly because he struck out half as much as trout. he was also a postseason hero and won 2 rings, not that trout ever had a chance
>>152770865I mean its Pujols easily.Trout can't even make the post-season
>>152770677Why use my eyes when ESPN can have an eye for me, brought to you by DraftKings
>>152770175He has a long and impressive... career
icsamcrn (I could suck a mean cock right now)
>>152771275winky put your trip back on
>>152771275FUCK YEAH BROTHER LGM (Let’s go Mets!)
Imai is going to end up better than Yams. The Astros pitching development system, I've heard is actually very good from pitchers I've met.