end of an erabbl ontest on sunday
>>152780429>muslim >ends career at 88 hmmmm
YFO
the antisemitic era ends
old macdonald hit the ball out out out out out
Time for a Hard Rated.
Has Hilton Cartwright ever come out and talked about the struggles of playing test cricket for Australia as a Zimbabwean-Australian?
>tfw you will never enjoy a casual sunday morning cricket match with the boys because it doesn't exist in your country
cracked open a bundaberg
For me it's CC & Dry.
DOUBLE REVIEW DOUBLE REVIEW
what's a cunnyman
>>152780408that's not the power surge i was talking about iykwim haha
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THE COVERAGE
twink ump, would gape
we'll have a double review thanks
lads t20 and the big blouse league aren't cricketfeel free to set up a container thread for the iqlets
when did elliot page become a cricket umpire?
it takes a high iq to appreciate the big brain league
>khawajalol, lmao
>>152780462im having fun watching it with the ladsyou could join in on the fun, no qualms
KEK 3 cunts there 0 catches
>>152780466shouldn't be a next one if this is how ungrateful they are
mr campbell would've had us doing laps if we fucked up the fielding like that, mad u15s Cs are held to a better standard
>craperson
Al Israel (April 16, 1935 – March 16, 2011) was an American film and TV actor who is best known for his role as the chainsaw-wielding Colombian drug dealer "Hector the Toad" in the 1983 film Scarface.
>>152780471>be shite for ages>get injured playing golf>cry racismDoes he think anyone will believe that
my heaties just want to bat and this wicket taking nonsense is a waste of time and effort
goodnight
>>152780483based woman who just got hit in the head with the ball
it's 7:46pm cunt
this blake macdonald lad can bash
how does a teammate having a private bender and writing themselves off in any way compare to Khawaja playing a golf tournament in public for three days
heaties don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
>>152780480the media and wikipedia will record it for the history books and that is all that matters
UPPER DECKERPPER
>>152780466what a graceless shithead
>be shite for ages>get injured being a drunkard>cry mentul 'elfbut that's true blue ozzie maxwell so none of the media or former pros got on his back#DoubleStandards
should i treat myself to a little late christmas present?
>>152780495this is cope
>>152780500do they come with certificate of authenticity and photo/video proof of wear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_yBUfMGvzc
>>152780497think his mental health was affected by critics online m8, but he didn't have brown skin to cope it all awayplus khawaja is disregarding the fact that back spasms don't just appear out of nowhere and he should've told the coaches if he wasn't fit instead of being selected and being a passenger
>>152780501seethe, this is a good game of cricket right nowheaties going to chase it down too
reminds me of that movie/tv auction site that sold supposedly screen worn clothes of actresses from disney shows including undies and socks
Hello.
i really don't say this lightly but alyssa looking kinda fuckable tonight
weatherlad has a dodgy technique that will be exposed by a bit of swing so there are absolutely no good openers in aus lmaothey will NEVER recover from Warner/Khawaja leaving
>>152780497everyone was shitting on >muh depression excuse freshie, pagliaccunt should know which side of his bread is buttered and who does the buttering
>>152780520Campbell Kellaway is the next up and his batting is very sexyYoure in for a world of hurt next ashes champ
>>152780520>inb4 two guys who end up averaging 55+ come along
>>152780520Harry Brook has a decomposing peanut for a brain and will be >your next test captain
>>152780517honestly wouldn't mind seeing some fappening nudes of heri've always found it hotter seeing average girls in a sexual context because of the contrast between normal and sexual, while 10/10 bombshells are just always sexual objects anyway
>>152780517didn't know Starc posted here
Cameron Bancroft
>>152780531>i've always found it hotter seeing average girls in a sexual context because of the contrast between normal and sexual, while 10/10 bombshells are just always sexual objects anywayas a guy thay hot women are like fast foodaverage women are an acquired taste that has more developed flavours
i wanna see nudes of rhea ripley
>>152780466It's crazy how behind all that sunny surfing g'day mate facade australia still is a extremly racist country
Nathan Bracken
>>152780542>
>>152780544our problem is that we are not openly racist enough
love when chicks do these anonymous question things. w rizz
>>152780544I think it's important to be gracious and welcoming to guests. however when they overstay their welcome and become burdensome it is only natural to feel aggrieved
>>152780553dont pester Jennifer like that mateshes someone's daughter
rhea ripley bullied me in high school
>>152780544these are jeets don't get it twisted medic bro
>>152780505>putting a grand on the bbl...
>>152780553when i was a schoolboy i wreaked havoc on ask.fm with a friend group of girls from another school who i didn't know. sent them all anonymous questions saying x was saying shit about you to y then have x coming in and denying it so i fabricated convos to "prove" it and eventually caused a falling out because they stopped posting each other on their instagrams
>>152780544sick burn m8
>>152780566
>>152780544>immigrant jeets kill jews at bondi>anti-immigrant white australians to blame>jeets abuse paki on social media>white australians to blamenotice a pattern?
>>152780548>tatsgrim and absolutely would...n't
its crazy how quickly you can improve your skin with a bit of tlcnot even doing anything serious, just washing it with a bar of soap twice a day and moisturising
might go shopping on the weekend
not seen britjeet in a whileis he ok?
>>152780463Based mumjeet
>>152780580giving these a go
>moisturisingok mitchell or should I say michelle lmao
>>152780580Bars of soap are still goated - all that liquid soap shit is nonsenseReal soap can do it all as well
>skin care and moisturisersBunch o' fucken teenage girls in tonight
disgraceful
>>152780580look at this poof
>>152780589do you check to see if they were made with little boys foreskins?that was and is a thing
>>152780599what did they call the ick when it's just you being a soft cunt?
>>152780606haha what are the brands so I know to avoid them lol
prefer girls foreskin iykwim haha
>>152780613>Khawaja dropped
>>152780613B A S H I RASHIR
>>152780613tongue should be before root
>>152780612I do know what you mean.
>>152780613>shoaib BashirBit antisemitic select this bloke after Bondi no?
>>152780613tongue root my carse iykwim
>>152780618more a jacks man, me
>bbl hours>the poofs talking about skincare turn uplmao can't make this up
>>152780628I just dont like blackheads
never licked a fanny and never will, simply do not care for a womans pleasure
>>152780630based all men that have ever existed before 1970
zachy seething he can't talk to himself when other posts drown him out
stokes formerly foakes formerly woakes
I like how kellaway doesn't wear a cap in the field at night
>>152780629this but without the 'head'
I just like blackcocks
>>152780517media know about places like this and lurk regularly, taking snippets of the unfiltered truthguarantee she was told be more ladylike because she was getting called a bloke and a pig non stop in places like this
based candice
if harbhajan singh played bbl would he wear a team coloured swimming cap thing or his usual black one
have they ever had ian & alyssa in the comms together? (i shortern it to comms because I work in the biz)
wouldnt mind playing with harbhajan singhs black one iykwim haha
what if instead of the comms box we called it the kfc 'tators bucket and kfc released a limited time potato bites meal?
>>152780649i would like to formally request skull go through each team list in the next test and tell us which ones are nickers
>>152780613fark i really hope they play bashir
remember when Marcus Trescothick went home with mental health issues and everyone called him Marcus Stresscothick lol those were the days, none of this softcock calling blokes "brave" like we get today
>>152780544thank you saar don't come over
renshaw is in some mean form at the moment
>cummins didnt get to meet albokek he will be seething
there must be at least half a dozen players the asutralian team has mentally cooked so bad they had to pack up their shit and fly home before finishing a series
brah the cheerleaders are like 12 wtf
>>152780665why can't he be in some friendly form instead
What did Maxy just spray Harris Rauf about?
>>152780670yeah that's all they have when adelaide girls turn 14 they run away to melbourne and don't return until they are 55+
remembering that time rashid khan refused to wear a west end emblazoned uniform on religious grounds, then the whole franchise dropped west end as a sponsor in solidarity. and then the brewery got shut down and promptly demolished destroying a 135 year old legacy. not exaggerating a word.
>>152780670OUT OF 10
Is Home and Away set in Perth now?
https://youtu.be/qizU0ul6SPs
reckon mcsweeney should replace khawajawebster can have green's spot until the cunt actually earns it
>>152780684SKIP TO 17:12 LADS, TRUST ME
>>152780680https://youtu.be/hleK267Twxw
Marnus outRenshaw in
>>152780690got a few for every occasionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ7MNErsMGk
Weatherlad KellawayRenshawConnollyHeadCareyWebsterHardieBeardmanPattersonMurphy
>>152780693THISrenshaw deserrves it
>>152780429I hope he doesn't end up with a commentary gig
>>152780701>Pooper Coonnollynow you're just naming random people you're heard of, who next? rocchiccioli gets a bowl?
>>152780689>sub8 lvm's will never enjoy this view
Kwaja and Alex Hartley on comms
>>152780711get out of here, early youtube career Karl Jobst
>>152780708ABC grandstand is likely, probably he good bantz with lehmann
>>152780709detecting an anti-SandGODper vibe from you, mate. watch yourself
Sydney Sweeney? More like Brisbane McSweeney lol
>>152780701>no mcsweeney, konstas or jfm
>>152780723pinko cummins has an abc slot locked in
why dont they just make a cricketball made of sandpapershould stop the cheating i reckon
>>152780708>listening to a paki with an aussie accentcan't be worse than warner and healy
How many more years do we have left of Jim Maxwell on the radio for tests, the end must be near I fear
renshaw played that like shit
they should get a full blown abo commentator. imagine that boong accent calling a test match
>smacky gets out early>my heaties lose not the best night of criggy
>2 freshies out in the middlecommentator is lurking this thread lads
>>152780732patrick is locked for cummillions doing whatever the fuck he wants. why would he fuck with an ABC job, especially when they don't allow you to be a shill while working for them due do 'editorial guidelines'.
Heaties are winning this
>>152780747they're not allowed to endorse products but shill leftist politics constantly
>>152780505>>152780505>>152780505
>>152780750deep
you guys ever taken a thousand dollars and just lit it on fire?
>they're not allowed to endorse products but shill leftist politics constantly
>>152780544how is that crazyaustralia is literally a bogan country founded by prisoners from bongland what do you think surfer/gday mate culture even isits just redneck/boganism in a different form
>>152780723Probably why he took some swipes at the media today. He can say it's racism if he doesn't get offered a gig
https://youtu.be/Bp14Ss5AlVA
>>152780767>socks onpass
>commentators talking to the players during a matchhow is this fair? harper is being given info
humans werent made to be 7 foot tall
ausgaylians constantly hype renshawno clue whylooks very average every time
bit of time tomorrow morning driving range looms
>>152780779not a real sport innit
>>152780762>Probably why he took some swipesprobably because he's a dramatic, catty bitch, which brings me to his obvious closetcase demeanour, bearing, & behaviour. now THAT's a cashcow to explore
do englanders know what good batting actually looks like?
I need to take a shit, are the heat dead and buried yet?
lasers at the cricket, what will they think of next
will england win the next ashes
>fomo warninglel so many people go to bed halfway through a bbl game, they have a dedicated graphic for it? why not start the shit an hour earlier?
just remembered the royal family's real last name is saxe-coburg-gotha
>>152780767https://youtu.be/Bp14Ss5AlVA?t=1873that girl just had a sexual awakening and realised she likes older women
just remembered i dont have a gf
>>152780785I'm hoping the Sydney test will be the last we see of him but unfortunately I doubt it
what is this Bryant cunt doing
I have to go to bed now
>>152780805never had one before. what does it feel like?
COME ON HEATIES
>>152780815warmth
>>152780814nighty night sweaty x
>>152780817like a heaties customer
reminder we won the story of the ashes for taking a test win. imagine not being able to 5-0 these brainlet shiters
REAL HEATIES HOURS
>>152780815constant stress and anxiety, constant need to be 'fun' and keep her entertained and satisfied, knowing that you could make one false move at any moment and it's over just like that
>>152780822>wewhich player are you mate?
the captchas are easy but they take too long to solve. should just be one instead of three. can't be arsed with posting these days desu
BETCHAD IS ABSOLUTELY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RIGHT NOW
>>152780825crisp cat owner
>>152780829i've got dyscalculia and it fucks me off
o i am laffin
>>152780834weve been over this... you dont, youre just a bit thick at maths
A NEW SMACKY ARRIVES
>>152780751how hard is this cunt clenching lol
>>152780815you'd be at some natural wine pop-up eating $13 tacos listening to her talk about some instagram rubbish because you ran out of conversation topics 6 months ago
HEATIES WINNING THIS
come on stars, don't fail me now
>>152780841actually we'd be holding hands watching my heaties
>>152780834but you just need to be able to count to 5 bro...
betCHAD, I kneel
>>152780833?
HARPER FUMBLED IT
>sam sharter
scripted game frfr
HEATIES
>siddlenice one ladsdidn't know the bbl was a retirement league now lmao
STARS SUCK ASS LMAO
/cric/ is a Brisbane Heat general
MY HEATIES MY HEATIES MY HEATIES MY HEATIES MY HEATIES MY HEATIES
Ladies and gentlemen, the Melbourne stars... "Eternally shit"...says alot about this piss weak comp this year when they are top of the ladder with only 1 loss...
>>152780845yeah and that's fine, but i'm legit retarded with numbers, i have to double-check every slide because anything >4 can look the same to me, and sometimes lose track of the other slides' boxes and have to triple-check the boxes
>>152780843what is with the stars and failure
BRISBVLLS
>>152780649I would like to think not but also it was strange that after an anon started making /cric/ x-ray pictures I swear fox toned down the use of the fox ray stuff
Melbourne Sharts
>>152780864invest in a pass m8
wow another 200 plays 200 slurper how riveting (I especially liked the part where the ball went into the boundary rope)you t20 iqlets may now leave our /cric/
>>152780871i struggle to enter my credit card number in things, always pay in person if possible
>16>16>17>17>13 (4 balls)runs conceded in the last 5 overs, holy choke job lel
>>152780864look it as patterns, you don't have to count. squint your eyes so it's blurry and choose the one that looks different
>>152780867kek so truetime to make a mockery of the weight transfer gimmick me thinks
Just need the Scorchers to bring it home lads.
I don't think that's really dyscalculia
mmmmm yummy ... preggo eloise sohier, very fuckable, looks like someone beat me to it though.
>>152780867
>>152780874not me, but yeah, i lose track of the numbers like this>>152780877yeah that's what i do now, squint and get the general vibe of it without really counting. correct 80%ish of the time
>>152780881psychological professional diagnosed me for it
the 'does not have a pair' one is always the 7 pointed star right?
>>152780887>correct 80%ish of the timeabout where I was before the change. much prefer this one
Crickets over. Time to turn it over to channel 111 Naked Attraction for a quick wank session.
>>152780898almost always not the four pointed one regardless
phoneposting on brave browser, I just do one choice of 3 shapes or sometimes 3 starsbut don't have to do them most of the time
climbing formats: Mountains: test cricketCliffs: ODIIndoor plywood: T20
>>152780885fucking love thesewish the bloke would make more
>theres posters in this very general who didnt watch that great game of cricket for misguided moral reasonsngmi las
>>152780873I know you watched ityou enjoyed it tooyou dont fool me
Test Cricket.
Fiveguys burger and Cajun fries for lunch
>>152780935zachy has never seen a minute of cricketonce we leave, there will be 200 posts of incoherent garbage supposedly from 2 or 3 bongs but is just this reject talking to himself all night
>>152780938foy
>>152780942the nights of 200 bong posts are gonelucky to break 50 these days
his questionable takes on bouldering being a sport and the definition of a bedsit aside, zachy is redpilled on t20 shitcket
power surge webm when
If I don’t like something I simply don’t post about it
>>152780805stopped reading at just
>>152780950Nee naw nee naw nee naw
>>152780942meds then bed
Got banned from Hinge, lads.
>>152780947bedsit is another word for studio flat
zachy seethes about bbl because it takes 3 hours out of his prime rambling timethe format is meaningless to him, as is cricket in general
>bbl>cricket lol
>>152780957good luck finding me i'm behind 7 proxies doughnut glowdigger
the new year blowies working themselves into a seethe because the testchads are calling out their shit little big blouse league>muh powersurge>muh scorchies>the big showsame rubbish every year. you get bored of t20 cricket after 100 overs max unless you have a sub 100 IQ
>>152780429JHawkins should repeat the wardrobe malfunction in honour
>>152780972good post
reminder that poms seethe about the chadly BBL because no one watched their cowardly hundred
>>152780975Best arse of all time
Zachy has a lot of interesting things to say. Unfortunately it's so often repetitive.
>>152780960guess you're unhinged fella>>152780978>>>152780953 #>good posttabla x
>>152780981we seethe about the hundred just as much (probably more) as the bbl. nobody who was interested in cricket here wanted it
the hundred are the few remaining whites in britannia
>>152780989britannia is an encyclopedia mate
>>152780989>>152780993Brand of biscuits innit
>>152780989>t. harpeet
The Hundred is the cricket tournamentThe Hundreds is your weight fatty
you should be a decent enough cricketer yourself if you want to offer takesthis is why bard is taken more seriously and certain man says things like 'the declaration was sound'. certain man also rigged the poll btw
>How to have a good legacy as a professional cricketer>Don't use your platform for politics of any kindThe end, its that shrimple
GOT THE FATTIE
that nightclub fire is fucking grim
Cricketmen should only be national socialists
>>152781014it was fine, you shouldn't have to factor in a fat ginge dropping 10 catches
I would have made a fair keeper of wicket if my parents allowed me to play cricket as a young boy
>>152781011sebshit on the ropes(I'm just hearing the ropes have now snapped because he's so fat lol)
>>152781015hard to imagine konstas blaming all the shit he has copped on being a wogno cache in it unless you're brown or black
toil looms on Monday
toiling now
unlucky unc. i go back to work on the 14th
testies spend 95% of their time on /cric/ seething, either about shorter format or brainlet decision making during tests, can't wait for them to die off so cricket is fun again for the next generation
Another thing I hate about the new captcha is that if you get it wrong, you can't immediately try again. You've got that fucking 30 second cool down.
The death of test cricket is the death of cricket, and test cricket is dying.
>t20>funt.70 IQ
>Will Pucovski:"I think Cricket Australia have been playing with fire for quite a long period of time when it comes to pitches. I think the (Shield) pitches have been going downhill for probably four or five years now."This cunt should really not be listened to about anything as his brain is fucked thanks to all those concussions, yet channel 7 have him on a show about cricket
>>152781014>welsh genetics>decent at sportAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the hundred and five guys shills been working overtime lately, wonder if he gets OT rate
typical of a wog playing cricket pucovski heem'd himself trying to header the ball instead of smash it
>we're not brainlets, testies are just seething>grug ugh make cricket again fun unf ugh with bat hit ball to boundary grug
listening to dirty bandage
no toil tomorrow lads
oh yeah still doing the toil gimmick isn't hestill leaves at 3pm to go redditering and gets most of his income from the bank of mummy and grandaddy thoughbeit
Old Etonian checking in
>climbing some plywood>funpick one
more fun than watching the chase
im fingering my pussy
>>152781129based strikies button pusher
actually the chase is more fun than redditering in some sofa gym
x
yfo mate
>>152781140Turkbrow…
>>152780507>>152780524Just because the paki terrorist is a shitcunt doesn't mean you convicts haven't been hypocritical shitcunts. Loosebuschange has been even more dogshit but you convicts are still noshing him off for a start. That's why you convicts and your pakis deserve each other flinging shit both ways
>>152781073slav, not wogyugoslavs are kinda debatable, but poles are slavs not wogs
>>152781195polak? pucovski is full on FYROM name. what's his real name?
>>152781202apparently his dad is serbian with czechoslovakian roots, so he's decidedly more slav than wog
>khwaja: "hey guys you know I experienced racism despite completly integrating into australian society and I just hope the next generation doesn't have to experience what I had to go through">australians: "WHAT NO YOU CANT SAY THAT! W-WE ARE NOT RACIST FUCKING PAKI SCUM BROWN SKIN YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL AUSTRALIAN"Makes you think
imagine being some rugged manly mountaineer who scaled Everest 5 times reading these posts by some toothpick armed neek who can barely manage v3 in some refurbed factory in northern england
>>152781219fairo, just assumed he was LARP macedonianski
>>152781232>ynr zachy's infamous vocaroo where he shares his real thoughts on the norf
remember when a team got all out for like 15 in the bbl lmao. that's the standard they're working with
>>152781236understandable, there's a lot about
>>152781220We should just deport him back to Pakistan. We're getting called racist anyway.
>>152781220>hey uz, why did you go off and play golf when you were supposed to be preparing for the cricket?>umm RACIST MUCH??? why do you think just because i'm paki i apparently love golf so much... because that IS A REAL stereotype and it's FUCKING offensive okay???? RACIST! YOU ARE RACIST!he's playing the race card because he's a selfish fuckwit who refuses to be held accountable or responsible for his actions, demonstrated by his 'preparation' for the test match (which he was allegedly injured for anyway, probably got from playing said golf)
Mother's answered prayers form part of new £40m Christian monumentThe white concrete structure will reach the height of 12 double-decker buses, and it is believed it will be seen by 800,000 people every day.You'll be able to point your phone at any one of the bricks and your phone will light up, and then it will tell you the story of hope that lies within each on.
>>152781261is it actually christian or is it just the CofE type "christian" of "be nice and love and don't judge or something like that"?
>>152781271actually christian, can't fucking believe it
privately funded of course
cant sleep lads
>>152781261two gay black dads and a stolen halfcaste babby?
lived here my whole life and probably met 2 'serious' christian people
>>152780736Hopefully none. Need his dogshit alcolohic "singing" to be cremated>>152781260Your other convict shitters were also playing golf the day before. Not supporting the paki terrorist filth just calling out your convict hypocrisy
not rizzed on having a carcicature of myself being strawmanned into being a a microagressor fr
zachy got any new 'micks for 2026 mate? or just same old rehashed shite
hopefully he stops his reddit hobby and can go back to talking about cricket in the cricket thread
>>152781277oh, nice. terribly ugly design but the intent is good
>>152781297>the day beforethere's the variable. not hypocrisy. you've identified the variable factor that makes uz's case unique among others.
thought bard was the only theist larper on here
>>152781330certain poll rigging man also distanced himself from being a hitchens/dawkins fan when the protag bard did so
>>152781330>larper>
a damn fine cup of coffee
>>152781261>the height of 12 double-decker buseswhat's this in olympic-sized swimming pools?
>>152781383i was a bit worried about you turkbrohow new year
>>152781168>>152781383Bless you
all good. maybe not. I'll be fine.
what's an ottoman called over there? a footcouch or something?
>couchfoy
1 bong til SA20
the shivnarine scranderpaul
dry as fuck
>there's a UK flag SA20 shill now tooGRIM
>>152781517a chesterfield
you repatching the floorboards?
>>152781580thats why cream exists
not seen rugshitter in '26 yet
>>152781604lmao
I see no reason why you can't bake your own floor boards, rules are there to break and all
>>152781573looking good mate
>the shivnarine scranderpaul
Rupert Lowe, thoughts?
>>152781632don't think he's got the mane for a fade
Paarl Royals won toss and bat first:Asa Tribe, Lhuan-dré Pretorius, Rubin Hermann, Kyle Verreynne (wk), David Miller (c), Raza, Delano Potgieter, Ur Rahman Mokoena, Bjorn Fortuin, BaartmanMI Cape TownDussen, Ryan Rickelton (wk), Jason Smith, Nicholas Pooran, Jacques Snyman, Tom Moores, George Linde, Rashid Khan (c), Rabada, Dane Piedt, Trent Boult
broccoli tops on the moonboard again FOR FUCK SAKE
>>152781822the zoomie openers for paarl are bazballing the boomer bowling line up for CT
I've been off work this week on annual leave, but i've had this super cold anyway so technical i've not been able to enjoy my holiday. Do you reckon I have a case to cancel the holiday request and switch to sick pay?
>>152782009>Yes, under UK law, you have the right to cancel your annual leave and switch to sick leave if you become ill during a pre-booked holiday and are genuinely too unwell to work. This is because annual leave is intended for rest and relaxation, while sick leave is for recovery from illness wtf you can
>>152781822asa tribe should be in eng world cup squad
poo
darts in 2 bongs
what film was it
Rocky Horror
>>152782014If you can’t you just chuck sickies anyway to make up for it
>>152780466>13 days played out of a possible 20>some of the worst batting in any series of recent years from both teams>high chance of rain fucking the first 2 days of the last test>this brown faggot has turned it into a political statement against le white bogey man knowing full well its jeets who have been le rayciss to him >we get to listen to Glenn McGrath beg for gibs under the guise of giving a fuck about his dead ex the whole timeabsolutely fucking grimalso good morning lads
darts is less of a sport than t20
I agree but darts is better
>>152782549you're making me real sad about the criggy not cause its offensive or wrong and you're not wrong in saying your statement, its cause its fucking true
the universe passionately desires the existence of a Makita LXT compatible router
>>152780495C O P E
>>152780495enjoying aesthetic dismissals vs enjoying boundaries belongs at opposite end of spectrum
>>152781634Close to being based.
zachy unironically thinks Thomas Ligotti is the greatest living intellectual
source?
zachy can't grow a beard
2026 reminder that we're a BLC05 general
>britzoloid hours
I don't understand how Paarl didn't score over 200+ here now Cape town just need 15 from last over
I don't understand how this SA20 shill has made 200+ posts about this pajeet leagueoh yeah, he get 15 rupees for each one
Howd a dickey little town like Paarl get a franchise anyway?
yeah im the shill
he's done you zachy
>>152783283>>152783300t. samefag>>152783253based
>>152783310meant the second reply for >>152783266
GONE GOTTEM PAARL ROYALS WIN
>>152783310>>152783321>>152783266t.samefag
>>152782599/lxtgang/
that pic is me when sebshit enters the thread except i have a disgusted expression on my face
right time for the darts lets see if the dutch chud makes the final
https://youtu.be/hGfJEUw2PgA
>shout out from warney>first post of 2026SebLORD is the alpha and the omegathe bringer of chaos when calm rules and the calming presence when chaos erupts SebLORD is a state of mind
>>152784439saved kekthe fat 38 year old jeet doc is suddenly not 'chabbin bla'
s**** trying immediate damage control with his proxy. ohnonono
>>152784475aww shucks x>>152784439>>152784494‘chabin bla yall stayin yamagucci, bla¿
>>152784439Saved, but can you post the same image without the flag so I can use it for other things too.
>coincidentally online and instantly replies after trying the proxy damage controlreally not very subtle are you s****
>>152784494he must be 40ish by now. he was 36 a few years backbritjeet is confirmed 45. these expat lads are mentally broken by all the online bullying their (parents') nation get
medbedev fellapretty pls, ya? tabla x
looks like /cric/ is coming apart at the seams, it would be a shame if /hoc/ had to look for another sister board
/hoc/¿ moar liek /coc/suckers aaaammmoorite???? ya¿
goodmorning
>coming apart at the seamsgood on brand post this as Steve Smith is currently playing a test seriesmight let you stay. might not
Did Uzzy ever bring up his brother that tried to pin a terrorism plot on a coworker out of jealousy of a friendship with a woman and served four years in prison in his retirement speech?
>>152784793he said his brothers told him he will always have to try harder than whites
banning saliva on the ball killed test bowlinginstead they put names and numbers on the back of shirts lmaowho doesn't like saliva on the balls anyway?
>>152781220>completly integrating into australian societyDidn't realise blaming others for your brother scheming a terrorist attack was the Australian culture. I LOVE when foreigners do this.
>>152784831I think as a gesture the ICC should double his runs and batting average he has because he had to work twice as hard. And when Jay Shah doesn't we can just blame Whites.
I had that dream again, the one where Pat Cummins flies in though the window.
meant Window Cummins iykwim haha
they say that fielding is a reflection of effort so let me ask this - did khawaja ever inflict a run out on his opposition? in international cricket? in domestic cricket? i can't remember onedid he ever take a tough slips catch like marnus and smith have done in this series that have had players and commentators gushing about how good it was because i can't remember one
>>152784955Same but instead of him flying through the windows, its flies flying through because Pat Cummins opened some windows to cool down the house instead of turning on the AC so as to save energy#minimisecarbonfootprint
>>152784986a great man
down with the long 'vid ladsnot been able to taste of smell for 3 weeks
>>152784953i dont post any of those things you attribute to aussie flags
walking to bouldering
>>152785123youre not in for a good time mate. when i had it once my smell and taste came back everything smelled of vomit and tasted like metal for a few weeks after that
do girls do bouldering barefoot?
>>152785123simply should have taken the jab (like jabby bowen)
>>152784953keKkKKKKKx
back to york on the morrow >>152785204>implying
downed a long dick ladsnot been able to taste of smell for 3 weeks
so many immune systemlets getting ill at the moment lol
>cricket tomorrow
https://youtu.be/UePsl5HRwac
bowen won't take the vax (probably a lie / trying to copy bard desu) but will happily down a cocktail of dog ED pills and creatine. makes you think
sleep merchant you in mate?had a dream last night that i went to the local bottleo, i got a 6 pack of beer and couldnt find the spirits in the normal place they are, realised they were locked behind the counter now. i asked for a bottle of virnof, then corrected it to smirnoff. they 2 blokes at the checkout were making fun of me with some inside joke they had. i kept asking them to explain the joke but they refused. then on my way out i asked the manager chick and she said it was because she had a crush on me, she then flashed her tits and kissed me, but during this interaction my sunglasses kept falling off my face. then i woke up
pitch'll be a road, at least two days'll be rained out and both teams're useless enough that they'll manage get a result anyway
>pissheads dream about going to the bottleo
>won't take the vax. but will happily down a cocktail of dog ED pills and creatine. makes you thinkwhat's your point?
>>152785344hmmm overall theme seems to circle around: - Wanting access (to pleasure, confidence, clarity, or validation)- Fear of being judged or excluded- A desire to be seen as attractive or valued- Tension between maintaining a front and being genuinely seenIf you woke up amused, awkward, or slightly unsettled, that fits. The dream is playing with ego, insecurity, and desire all at once.
>>152785381i woke up with an erection but you are probably right i do feel all those things, though i think everyone does so any dream could be attributed to that
taking random animal meds and some powder that turns your kidneys into dust seems a bit more risky than an injection millions took
saw a post on /pol/ asking if the broccoli hairdos made the fire spread quickerfucking hell
>millions do it >therefore its ok millions of people watch t20 mate. you cant trust people
just don't take anything. if it kills you then that's your fate
>>152785289https://youtu.be/rNTmRezhekIx
>>152785442ThisModern medicine was a mistake
can we all lay off sebbo a bit i dont like the stick he's taking recently
>>152785418dire argumentum ad populum (*tips*) desucreatine is harmless, the vaxx certainly isn't
>>152785462awwwall in good fun fella x
millions have a job
>argumentum ad populumdamn he's done me here nglthat's an actual thing according to wiki. it seems zachy's recent readings have made him a bit smarter
cooking up a comeback
>>152785567it's from the sticky on /pol/
>>152785567pretty common knowledge thicko
>>152785567>not knowing this>>152785641>knowing this
>>152785670thismountains more evidence that zachy is a turbobrainlet
how many beers will i drink tomorrow during the cricket? at least alot
ok fedora wearers. yeah lads I just know all the latin fallacies by memory like some total nerd don't I lolobv I know ad hominum, ad nauseum and the common ones
>i just know all the latin phalluses by memory
>doesn't know all the latin fallacies by memoryad retardum
finally over my flu going to drink from the bbl (8:15am) through to the darts tomorrow to make up for it (8pm)
im always so impressed when people tell me how much they drink
>>152785797bit of a stick in the mud aren't u mate
>>152785703play me at chess ol bingo wings
teetotal generaland it's dry janso that post just wasn't really cricket tbg
>If I say the same thing but in a different language that makes me smart
tomorrows sport: 6:30 - united cup (wtf) - Aus vs Norway8:15 - thunder vs hurricanes 11:00 - joburg vs eastern cape 12:30 - Celtic vs rangers / villa vs forest 15:30 - pretoria vs durban 17:30 - bournemouth vs arsenal 19:00 - Mali vs Tunisia 20:00 - Darts final 23:30 - ASHES
only way to enjoy the bbl and other t20 shitcket is to be blackout drunk (literally unconscious). even certain man was sober before t20 was invented
>>152785861>2330 grim. wont be many bongbros up for this one either :(its just not the same when we cant post together
>no wales weekend humiliationnot seen glammylad since Nov 2025 btw
>>152785344just woke up sorry (10 hours of very deep sleep under the belt)brit merchant broke it down pretty wellone thing I find interesting about this dream is jokes being another central theme however unlike last time when you were the one cracking them, now youre the butt of the joke and you're somewhat desperate to know whypotentially something there
should I do dry Jan?not actually drunk anything yet (NYD before 3am doesn't count). reckon I could very easily do it and save lots of money
for me it's dry Febshortest month
>>152785759GOT HIM YES HE IS GONE
>>152785913i am known for cracking alot of jokes t b h
I think 6-7 hours being enough is going to eventually be debunked as a meme / errorI imagine you need 10 at night and maybe a 1 hour siesta at lunch
i'm coming up to dry 8 years if we're talking about sex ha ha
>>152785941I did fry Feb last year and didn't really spend any less
>>152785975true. more than 6-8 hours being unhealthy is toilberg propaganda
>>152785976crisp Zacky
>>152785976*be's here for you*
>>152785854so truebet he had to look it up as well
4 weeks without alcohol shouldn't be something thats hard to do. mental midgets
Can't think of anything more fraudulent than dry February
toil done and looming at the same timeschrodingers loomeningall I know for sure is I'm off the bad laptop and onto the good laptop and that'll do for now
>>152786018thissimply just don't buy or consume alcohol reallysimple as
>>152786000not me, have had it last two years
>>152786019bone pressing then sharing your ''''stats'''' with /cric/
auntie got me a waterstones voucher for xmas ffsanyone got any good book reccos
>>152785941yes.
>>152786019that's kind of the joke/point stop being a 'tist
>>152786046sickness unto death
>>152786046Wounded Tiger: A History of Cricket in Pakistan
>>152786046All Visitors Ashore
>>152786072looks shit like something you'd get forced to read during an eng lit degree
/cric/lit died with bard but that's a good thing because this brainlet unironically thought Cormac McCarthy was an author only he and 5 other people in the world knew of
bard has dire taste in general
>>152786094precisely where I got it from, and it is very averageI have a copy sitting in front of me which is why I posted ityou sound like a faggot though so good luck with your dogshit book purchasing
>going to uni lmaoing @ u
>>152786046jack reacher
>>152786094kek
>>152786046skullduggery pleasant
>>152786131applied for hanging doors yet mate?
>>152786170i make more in a single door hanging than you do all year
/cric/ is a university of life general mate
>>152786179sounds thrilling mate you're living the life
self taught. self trained. self made.
bed looms
bro seething after his book suggestion got lmaod
>>152786046Metamorphoses (A.D. Melville translation)
I didnt go to uni but everyone i work with didmost degrees are worthless besides showing a potential employer that you were able to work hard for a few years, and arent a complete idiotgood thing my work ethic, intuition and natural intelligence shines through
>cock up A levels>i-it's actually good that I studied at the university of loife. academia is for the sheepsuch a cope
been listening to Enders Game. Never really listened to any audio books or got into the scifi genre. been enjoying it though.
I didnt go to uni but I used their t1 connection in the 90s to download pirated vidya from mirc and set up an ftp server on their lab computers to download any corrupted files that didn't make it home on the zip discs id haul in and out of there
>>152786303>>152786303>>152786303
a lot of misplaced aggression and negativity here todaywhats wrong lads?
