YFO

give me a couple minutes mate and this door will be hung so people can enter and exit the thread.

>>152786329
more and more seem to be using the exit /cric/ option these days iykwim haha

>>152786329
*takes 5 hours longer than expected*

imagine being a tradie in aus hanging up doors and shite
probably see at least 3 huntsman spiders every day. fuck that

more like tardie

academia is a conformity test

kek aussies call their toasted sams "jaffles"
cant make this up

>>152786329
ill check the /cric/ treasury to see if we have a few 1000 to pay you

everything in life is made up

going to the kitchen, snag jaffle sanga anyone?

haven't had a baked bean and cheese jaffle since I was a kid

>>152786476
for me it was spaghetti and cheese

I'm an alcoholic

>>152786498
xxxx and bundybro?

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cant wait for the double header tomorrow night after the ashes

>calls sandwiches the nickname of SL's most famous keeper
weird country innit

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>>152786510
Na

>>152786519
>posting this cope again
embarrassed yourself enough in the last thread mate. even bbl players would admit it's for single digit IQ crowds

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>>152784574
Forgot to post before

brb going to bunnings for a sausage jaffle

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>>152786547
based

if you make a jaffle in a sandwich press is it a jaffle or a breville?

Went to a t20 game with work once (free tickets) and me being there just about dragged the average IQ of the crowd up to double digits
was a bunch of dancing drunks not knowing anything about the rules. few deanos in the back doing coke as well

>marnus digging into a jaffle before batting
Perfection

>>152786554
bbl is cricket and its fun to watch when the games good like last night
you cannot deny this

>>152786589
they were lucky to have you

doing coke at a 'cricket' match seems very incongruous with the vibe of the sport

>I hate short form cricket!
>test cricket lasts 2 days

For me, its brown sauce

>>152786595
DID YOU KNOW HE HAS HIS JAFFLES COLD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT A MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!1

still got no idea how to prounounce geelong the right way lol

>>152786635
my auntie pronounces it juhlong

>>152786615
I think it's relatively cheap over there, at least compared to here

new music from cat soup out
pseud dogshit as usual

>>152786615
Shut up nerd

gee, long! is what ur mum says when i unzip my pants

When I have a plain toastie, I dip it in HP sauce
Love that combo

should probably all do an online iq test

Kiwibro is a breath of fresh air these last few threads god bless you mate x

>>152786752
typical muslim playing golf

>>152786335
P O T T S
O
T
T
S

>>152786752
he surely would have felt some issues in his back before succumbing to the spasms
so why was he playing a golf tourney and not seeking help for his bung back?

>>152786752
have you not seen the curb your enthusiasm episode where larry refused to bend over and pick up a guy's ball and then said he had a bad back?
a golf swing is twisting and he can twist but not bend

>>152786752
You can find a picture of any cricketer playing golf but you'll never see one caught dead bouldering

>golf
ok I like Khawaja again now

>>152786803
adam parore climber everest and k2 but thats not bouldering

>>152786844
Hes also a big golfer

>>152786937
for you

gently suggest to certain man to climb outdoors and he goes as white as a ghost (despite his swarthy med complexion) and breaks out in a sweat whilst crawling up into a shivering ball on the floor

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I've been looking at photos of the Bairstow dismissal and laughing for a day now.

funny how england dont have an active fielding coach since Collingwood is still... out

>>152786949
gotta defeat the v5 first, how many years has it been now....?

>>152786985
Hes perfectly content bullying v3s and thumbing his laptop in between onions lattes thank you

this pozzie lad is on a mad one about this fielding coach point
you been spamming them with your application or something mate?
fielding coaches are a meme, not like they can catch for the team

>>152786974
>Jonny would you like a withdrawal, Jonny would you like your wicket back

>>152787017
>not like they can catch for the team
what

>>>/tv/217067413
>>>/tv/217067413

>>152787049
shes mid

collingwood was a boomer
he was much better at catching like all that generation were. they had concentration levels and this is also why you see about 5 dropped catches per team per game now. you think harry brook who's after scrolling tiktok over lunch and tea is going to be able to maintain his focus for over an hour lol

>>152787049
always stirs up a frenzy

>>152787049
not into boy arse myself but I'm sure britjeet appreciates the thread haha

playing project zomboid and watching woman's super smash
got a bit burnt at golf yday

>>152786303
Give me Head and I will give you a win for Australia

>>152787017
does this bongoloid really think the coaches play in the game?

>>152787089
I've got this in my library but have never installed it
worth a play then?

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>>152787053
yeah bro miss universe is mid

>>152787130
no but the pozzie lad seems to
you don't just 'teach' someone how to catch. they have to put in the practice themselves

Is Brazil is third world enough to play test cricket?

you just feel cricket has overstayed its welcome at this point don't you?
t20s? the hundred? wtf even is this shit lmao

>>152787235
Hopefully they sell the BBL for a billion dollars then nobody watches it and it collapses.

the malaysian and argies should play t.b.h.

Brazillians and Indians packed in the same stadium would routinely produce literal killings

>>152787157
yeah its good
potentially worth turning down the zombie spawnrate the first time you play

>>152787267
...Good?

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Brazil vs India is probably the worst matchup I can think of.

is there some kind of beef between 'zllians and jeets that I don't know about?

thought they had their own version of cricket in brazil. should be able to get a decent t20 side together at least
certain gimmick men were meant to spread the game to south america a few years back but aborted the mission

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>>152786980

More like Collingwoodn't

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*does a solemn hongi*
kia ora and kia tau tō atawhai lads
let's hope for another day of spirited cricket innit
I salute you!!

yeah or maybe yfo yourself instead fatty

>>152787425
more like collinghelphimself

New Year, Same Old Mistakes

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threadly remainder*

*uses the dice captcha to play a family game of monopoly over xmas*
based me

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Anyone fancy a game?

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>Tajik
>White

Would you rather:
Be deeply desired.
Be deeply respected.
Be deeply understood.

Be good at bouldering

never gonna happen

Be deeply arsefucked

a good root

>>152786635
The first part is like the first syllable in jelly and it’s short and the second part is long

Crazy how im better at bouldering than zachy and ive never even bouldered

something bumdering something something kiwi poof

>>152787753
he got into it too late and has unathletic welsh genetics
deck was always stacked against the lad. but it's good he's still passionate about his v3 conquests

the new years res was to stop posting here lads
I made it to 2 days
fallen off the horse for now but I'll go back to banning myself from here on Monday

>>152787909
Just delete the 4chan app

>>152787531
SO true

>>152787531
KEK

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>>152787966
>>152788069
x

>>152787909
I didn't log onto 4chan for a year until the 2nd test. I'll probably log off again Tuesday morning.