ashes on the morrow
YFO
give me a couple minutes mate and this door will be hung so people can enter and exit the thread.
>>152786329more and more seem to be using the exit /cric/ option these days iykwim haha
>>152786329*takes 5 hours longer than expected*
imagine being a tradie in aus hanging up doors and shiteprobably see at least 3 huntsman spiders every day. fuck that
more like tardie
academia is a conformity test
kek aussies call their toasted sams "jaffles"cant make this up
>>152786329ill check the /cric/ treasury to see if we have a few 1000 to pay you
everything in life is made up
going to the kitchen, snag jaffle sanga anyone?
haven't had a baked bean and cheese jaffle since I was a kid
>>152786476for me it was spaghetti and cheese
I'm an alcoholic
>>152786498xxxx and bundybro?
cant wait for the double header tomorrow night after the ashes
>calls sandwiches the nickname of SL's most famous keeperweird country innit
>>152786510Na
>>152786519>posting this cope againembarrassed yourself enough in the last thread mate. even bbl players would admit it's for single digit IQ crowds
>>152784574Forgot to post before
brb going to bunnings for a sausage jaffle
>>152786547based
if you make a jaffle in a sandwich press is it a jaffle or a breville?
Went to a t20 game with work once (free tickets) and me being there just about dragged the average IQ of the crowd up to double digitswas a bunch of dancing drunks not knowing anything about the rules. few deanos in the back doing coke as well
>marnus digging into a jaffle before battingPerfection
>>152786554bbl is cricket and its fun to watch when the games good like last nightyou cannot deny this
>>152786589they were lucky to have you
doing coke at a 'cricket' match seems very incongruous with the vibe of the sport
>I hate short form cricket!>test cricket lasts 2 days
For me, its brown sauce
>>152786595DID YOU KNOW HE HAS HIS JAFFLES COLD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT A MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!1
still got no idea how to prounounce geelong the right way lol
>>152786635my auntie pronounces it juhlong
>>152786615I think it's relatively cheap over there, at least compared to here
new music from cat soup out pseud dogshit as usual
>>152786615Shut up nerd
gee, long! is what ur mum says when i unzip my pants
When I have a plain toastie, I dip it in HP sauceLove that combo
should probably all do an online iq test
Kiwibro is a breath of fresh air these last few threads god bless you mate x
>>152786752typical muslim playing golf
>>152786335P O T T SOTTS
>>152786752he surely would have felt some issues in his back before succumbing to the spasmsso why was he playing a golf tourney and not seeking help for his bung back?
>>152786752have you not seen the curb your enthusiasm episode where larry refused to bend over and pick up a guy's ball and then said he had a bad back?a golf swing is twisting and he can twist but not bend
>>152786752You can find a picture of any cricketer playing golf but you'll never see one caught dead bouldering
>golfok I like Khawaja again now
>>152786803adam parore climber everest and k2 but thats not bouldering
>>152786844Hes also a big golfer
>>152786937for you
gently suggest to certain man to climb outdoors and he goes as white as a ghost (despite his swarthy med complexion) and breaks out in a sweat whilst crawling up into a shivering ball on the floor
I've been looking at photos of the Bairstow dismissal and laughing for a day now.
funny how england dont have an active fielding coach since Collingwood is still... out
>>152786949gotta defeat the v5 first, how many years has it been now....?
>>152786985Hes perfectly content bullying v3s and thumbing his laptop in between onions lattes thank you
this pozzie lad is on a mad one about this fielding coach pointyou been spamming them with your application or something mate?fielding coaches are a meme, not like they can catch for the team
>>152786974>Jonny would you like a withdrawal, Jonny would you like your wicket back
>>152787017>not like they can catch for the teamwhat
>>>/tv/217067413>>>/tv/217067413
>>152787049shes mid
collingwood was a boomerhe was much better at catching like all that generation were. they had concentration levels and this is also why you see about 5 dropped catches per team per game now. you think harry brook who's after scrolling tiktok over lunch and tea is going to be able to maintain his focus for over an hour lol
>>152787049always stirs up a frenzy
>>152787049not into boy arse myself but I'm sure britjeet appreciates the thread haha
playing project zomboid and watching woman's super smashgot a bit burnt at golf yday
>>152786303Give me Head and I will give you a win for Australia
>>152787017does this bongoloid really think the coaches play in the game?
>>152787089I've got this in my library but have never installed itworth a play then?
>>152787053yeah bro miss universe is mid
>>152787130no but the pozzie lad seems toyou don't just 'teach' someone how to catch. they have to put in the practice themselves
Is Brazil is third world enough to play test cricket?
you just feel cricket has overstayed its welcome at this point don't you?t20s? the hundred? wtf even is this shit lmao
>>152787235Hopefully they sell the BBL for a billion dollars then nobody watches it and it collapses.
the malaysian and argies should play t.b.h.
Brazillians and Indians packed in the same stadium would routinely produce literal killings
>>152787157yeah its goodpotentially worth turning down the zombie spawnrate the first time you play
>>152787267...Good?
Brazil vs India is probably the worst matchup I can think of.
is there some kind of beef between 'zllians and jeets that I don't know about?
thought they had their own version of cricket in brazil. should be able to get a decent t20 side together at leastcertain gimmick men were meant to spread the game to south america a few years back but aborted the mission
>>152786980
More like Collingwoodn't
*does a solemn hongi*kia ora and kia tau tō atawhai ladslet's hope for another day of spirited cricket innitI salute you!!
yeah or maybe yfo yourself instead fatty
>>152787425more like collinghelphimself
New Year, Same Old Mistakes
threadly remainder*
*uses the dice captcha to play a family game of monopoly over xmas*based me
Anyone fancy a game?
>Tajik>White
Would you rather:Be deeply desired.Be deeply respected.Be deeply understood.
Be good at bouldering
never gonna happen
Be deeply arsefucked
a good root
>>152786635The first part is like the first syllable in jelly and it’s short and the second part is long
Crazy how im better at bouldering than zachy and ive never even bouldered
something bumdering something something kiwi poof
>>152787753he got into it too late and has unathletic welsh geneticsdeck was always stacked against the lad. but it's good he's still passionate about his v3 conquests
the new years res was to stop posting here ladsI made it to 2 daysfallen off the horse for now but I'll go back to banning myself from here on Monday
>>152787909Just delete the 4chan app
>>152787531SO true
>>152787531KEK
>>152787966>>152788069x
>>152787909I didn't log onto 4chan for a year until the 2nd test. I'll probably log off again Tuesday morning.
Uzzy, they have golf courses in Pakistan, it's time to return home my sonhttps://pakadventure.com/golf-tourism-in-pakistan/
It's a bit sombre that Imran Khan is getting tortured in a Pakistani cell and no former players are bringing attention to it or calling for action to stop it. Was he not liked all that much?
how do I get my sister to divorce her australian husband?
kiwis can't resist the BAC
>>152786560Thanks bro.
>>152787531nice 1
At this time tomorrow we will be watching test kino (well, not quite, because it'll be the lunch break, but you get the idea).
>>152787909/cric/ is fucking terrible these days anyway mate so you're better off/rug/ is a shadow of it's former selfsad state of affairs for /sp/ in general
>>152787909
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/iggy-azaleas-rumoured-streamer-boyfriend-in-heated-argument-inside-aussie-souvenir-store/news-story/cb43edff0b468fd985ee7461e1361368
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dSMZOTqBAYs?feature=share
>>152788459>convict thinks paki politicians have any agency in a military dictatorship that is a prostitute for any outside power that wants a cheap thrillBest stick to eating timtams. A good paki is a dead one.
you will never be indian
>>1527888224channel is dead and zoomies killed it
New>>152789218>>152789218>>152789218>>152789218
you guys washed your face and moisturised today?
>>152789227phoneposting killed 4chan
i killed 4chan
No, but I did eat 300g of prosciutto, 300g of jamón serrano, 300g of pepper mortadella, 300g of hot soppressa, 150g of extra hot chili soppressa, 250 of parmigiano reggiano, one banana, and a can of Kirk's Creaming Soda.
I've never had Kirks Kole Beer or Sno-Drop.
You have to be 18 to post here
>>152789338crisp forkie
>>152789009crisp zoomer girl confidence developer
>>152789431Forkcunt wouldnt eat fancy delimeats, he's a luncheon meat man
>>152789476mortadella is essentially luncheon and wouldn't say any of the others are especially fancycan find most of those at the New World deli
I just want the mlb back bros...
>>152789533me too bro, still so far away till spring training though
>SCG curator said that his ground staff would go with 6mm of grass this year compared to 7mm last season, while also reducing its density.
>>152789559hopefully the WBC is good - looks like a few stars are getting release from their orgs to play
>>152789570yea I saw that, looking forward to seeing Yams throwing his stuff at team USA tbqhwyl
>Brad Hogg>batting average: 54.88>bowling average: 26.57Not bad.
https://youtu.be/IG9kVB1uiGE
>>152789603why do these keep getting posted here?
forkies deadhis mate confirmed it with proof
What's your favourite type of cheese?
>>152789636gruyere or stilton
