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Winter Classic
>>152782620
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Uhhh Slovak bros ???
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Putting the pp clock on the ice is giga retarded even for TNT
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Is this the year we shove the analytics fags into the trash cans where they belong?
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>team gets two goals early
>game instantly becomes a slurper
yep, I don’t think this semen slurping game is for me
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>>152788926
The analysis says no
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>>152788881
that's a lot of cocaine
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Why does every non Canadian hockey player still have a Canadian accent?
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....gundy reduced to starring in ads meming on his I'm a man speech
Grim. What went wrong? Was he boozin? Donors dry up?
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>>152788956
A lot of them end up playing in the Q the O or the W
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>>152788956
its always weird when a euro sounds Canadian
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Can we get a white qb in this game please
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Slovakia?!
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Yo man this sucks the entire secondary took the game off for the draft, our wack job coach decided to pioneer a new never been tried before defense with the holding hands no line blitz bullshit, our quarterback is 5’6” and this grass is a joke.sigh oh well
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>>152788956
Because even Minnesota/Michigan/Massachusetts kids play tournaments in Canada
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>>152788956
How do you tell the Canadian and indian accent a part?
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>>152788990
>>152789014
Retard
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How many guys can they compare the Mississippi state qb with? Vince young, dak Prescott earl campbell Jesus christ
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Drinking water bros! Stay hydrated!
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>so are you stupid goyim liking my winter slop classic?
>i picked my two favorite teams!

>make sure to watch the commercials!
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>ai anime ads
what is this shit?
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>>152789030
Hello?? Paging planet retard? Come in planet retard.
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>>152789040
These commercials are so funny gary thank you
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>>152789045
Gary wants the SEC demographic
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>>152789030
I don’t what your talking about bud
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>>152789036
Thanks for the reminder
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>>152789036
Dry January(except virtual golf tuesdays)
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Slovakia needs to score some goals to get back in this
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why do we have to waste time listening to this slop music, just drop the puck!
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This singer probably has a tight bussy
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Canada needs to win this inconsequential kids hockey tournament so we can pretend our country wasnt conquered by india
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Literally who?
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>>152789111
Fr fr on god
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trb might actually be the only American on the planet that thinks about Canada at all
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meow meow
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I fucking hate the nu nhl
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>>152789111
That's what we are all here for
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I never heard of this band
but it seems a lot of cute girls like them so I’m gonna assume they suck
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How to do it? How to become one of Gary's minions and get to be close to the band to sing and dance and get on camera
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>>152789111
They’re winning 10-0 after the first period, I think it’s going well
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>>152789124
I screen every Canadian call because I don't want to deal with some jeet
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Who is this awful band?
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>>152789134
you have to take a trip to Gary Island first
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>>152789129

>skinny twink
>shitty tattoos
>gay acting

ya def some sort of girl band
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>americans when gary sends the cup finals to florida for a 7th year in a row

>mmmm ~~
>oh master it's so tasty
>i love you master
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>>152789111
Thats literally all we have left
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What the fuck is this shit
Fuck you Gary
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>Role Model headlined the entertainment, performing both before the game and during the first intermission, with a performance that included a surprise reveal of a guest during his hit song "Sally, When the Wine Runs Out".

jesus they could have got any random local band to sound better
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lmao Barkov and Matt whoring themselves out to this shit music
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wtf is going on
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thank you gary
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>>152789161
This is what people call a cope
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>>152789181
Something about growing the game
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what
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Gary is probably very proud of himself for planning this all by himself with NO help from his interns.


Thank you Gary.
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fever update:
99.5, i ate 7 (seven) mini hotdogs just to eat something.
drinking water.

rangers are winning so i feel good. going to have a TON of nyquil
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The winter classic hasn’t mattered for years
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>>152789175
when you're on long term ir you need to earn your keep
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>>152789171
I thought that was a girl
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This is legitimately breathtaking
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>>152789200
Feel better soon fren <3
Have you taken medicine?
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>>152789125
what is this shit
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Holy shit, that clip of Gretzky dancing made me suicidal. I hate zoomer culture so fucking much.
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our usaies lost bros?
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>>152789220
what about that grandma twerking
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>>152789125
i would the statue of liberty
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Dancing and holding up the Stanley cup while being injured is really interesting bros
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rags scarrr again
cancel the match gary!
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My god I fucking hate mika zibanajed
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ziBANEjad
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K W A B
W
A
B
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>>152789228
Going home early at home
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It's officially a beating now.
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panthers suck kwab
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>>152789264
Mika Jihad scar!
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>the panthers are losing?!?
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>>152789202
>shut the fuck up you stupid goyim it always matters!
>now be a good goy and buy the 8th edition reverse retro jersey version alternate for $459.95 + tax + tip
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>>152789268
He’s a big guy
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Inb4 panthers have a gay comeback win.
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>>152789253
Was really hoping he’d fall off the stage and get a career ending injury
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Florida are leaving me >rags frustrated
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Rigatini
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you're going to give the cats powerplays like they're candy
I don't care how blatant it is
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>7 shots
>3 goals
lmoa
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>>152789287
>gary explaining to goyim why you need to buy seasons tickets next year
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>>152789295
Love to see it
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>>152789253
It's fucking based
>>152789295
seethe harder
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How is PM throwing this?
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These cats ain't scoring, dreadful pps so far
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shit ice, these are some slow shots
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Is this Chud Heritage Night?
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I wouldn't have said anything, I would have listened to them
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>not even the warmest outdoor game
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>>152789317
Hope Hagel btfo out of Cacuck again
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This is Gary’s magnum opus and it’s ruined
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But according to my deserve to win o meter the Panthers should be winning this game.
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I'm already done with this game. Time for MinneSODA!
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>they flooded the rink
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>>152789347
Humidity and direct sunlight are more detrimental than air temperature
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>>152789365
They dont have a separate algo for slush games
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>>152789374
Erm it’s night time
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HOLY SHIT WAS THAT REAL???
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Panthers will never beat the allegations. Which reminds me I hope someone finally goes full Ulf Samuelsson on Marchand's knee eventually.
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>>152789367
cute pic
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>high stick cope
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Fucking shitties
Gonna go beat my cat
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getting saved by the height of the puck, grim.
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Vinny trocheks bussy
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>be a shit team
>score a goal with an obvious high stick
>ref immediately waives it off
>celebrate anyways
Yo i hate this rags team so much. What a bunch if unlikable cunts.
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AHHHHHHH SAVE ME GARY
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Lame ass rule
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She cute
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Jackie dressing like she's in a jav, yummy
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>After an angry phone call from garry, call on the ice is overturned.
>Also uhhh powerplay florida or something see ya
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>>152789453
So true king what a great meme so true so fucking true
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Do Stanley Cups really exist if there's no fans there to celebrate them?
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>>152789475
Retard
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>>152789475
we have more fans than your shit gay team
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It would be nice if the panthers could at least get 1 here and make it a game in the 3rd
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Rags just need to score more points than the panthers to win this thing
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Worst part of the winter classic is both of these teams are bottom feeding shit
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>>152789498
Thanks Gary
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what is being talked more about in south florida now, this outdoor winter classic, or the miami hurricanes big win the other night?
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All new fans gone in one season. Sad really
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>>152789498
Many such cases
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>>152789481
The Rangers have the most loyal fan base in the NHL and have more cultural relevancy than the rest of the league combined. Without my team there is no NHL.
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>>152789481
The kitties entire fan base are bandwagoners from the past 3 finals appearances. No one gave a fuck about them before that.
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american lose, eliminated
canadians up 7-0

really makes you think
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>>152789517
i have literally never met a >rags fan outside of manhattan
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>>152789549
We have far more Rangers fans in New Jersey than Devils fans.
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>>152789517
>rags 100th centennial game
>they show a highlight video of the rags 100 years of success
>it's only 30 seconds long
KWAB
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>>152789506
Football in America is king dude, hockey doesn't hold a candle to it.
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>>152789549
Florida is Rangers country. More Rangers fans there than the Tampon Gay and the Panturds combined. Go to any road game there and its 70% Rangers fans
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>>152789563
new york doesnt ever deserve anything nice

its a giant trashpile infested with hostile blacks, wops, jews and puerto ricans if hell existed, new york is it
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You can tell this game is not in Miami because their are no Cuban women at the fake beach
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>>152789506
THE U

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE U
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LOTTA ANTISEMITISM IN HERE
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>>152789582
post picture of chin
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Sargent Major Vince Mcmahon
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>>152789549
imagine a corrupt police officer or a low to mid level wall street guy
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Yeesh.
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Absolutely grim for panthers rn
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>>152789606
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>>152789575
add another team to the list not even sure this failed pet project is in the top 10
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>>152789623
Just like my islanders
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wtf why does the nuckies game start at 730
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Jesus fucking christ bros I just dropped a massive marner
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switching over to Kenny vs Spenny
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>>152789638
>is it not obvious goyim?
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The Rangers are absolutely ass raping the Panthers in this game. It looks like the Panthers are not it this season.
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We now have Brazil in the Juniors!
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>>152789696
Gay
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what has wayne been talking about
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>>152789599
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Do you think the audience can see the puck in that monstrosity?
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who does gary think he is fooling with some white carpet on the floor?
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>>152789732
Doubt it, I can’t see the puck on mg tv without foxtrax
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imagine getting shut out on home ice AND getting scored on twice by an arab
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this is so fucking gay.
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fever update: steady at 99.7
nyquil is starting to hit. feel like i have rocks in my throat.

at least the rangers will likely win this game…unless the bogandoffs assume control and activate the magnetic pole seeking puck technology
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Gary's a lobster!
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has fat joe performed yet?
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I'm sure the fans are sticking around to cheer for their team right to the end, and didn't all leave, right bros???
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>>152789770
I also just had a fever
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>Gretzky in 2025
Hes not really that popular here anymore for certain reasons Im surprised they're ok with showing him on sportsnet
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getting word that bud has 1
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>>152789770
gargle some warm milk
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>>152789775
He goes on after Bill "William" Daly has a set.
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>>152789780
>raped retard still terrible at LARPing
it's all you do and you still suck at it. no wonder the military dumped your dumb ass
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I didn't think they allowed niggers at this
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>>152789045
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>>152789650
oh you mean you dropped a massive roy bro
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>>152789811
i like that sweden's jersey and helmet are the same exact color as the ice
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Another year, another chance to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
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>>152789582
As someone who has lived his entire life in New York City, I will say you are absolutely right about NYC being a complete shit hole as a result of the pathetic individuals who live here, specifically blacks and jews. Wops are actually okay and are generally real bros. Puerto ricans are almost invisible as they are a small number and localized to a small number of towns in NYC.

Hockey is niche here but the die-hard Rangers fans are some of the most loyal and passionate fans I have ever known and deserve to see a Rangers championship. The problem is Madison Square Garden. It is located on a patch of land that is among the most expensive in the entire country. They can't afford to do a proper build of a roster because they cannot afford to pay the bills unless they have a marquee draw. They will always load up on overpaid mercenaries to lure the fans to the arena. They will never tear it all down, go through some lean years to get the draft picks, and then rebuild the proper way out of fear that fans will not pay some of the highest prices in sports to watch rookies. The best thing they can do is to move out of Manhattan.
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Gary should put out a 5 minute video personally apologizing for this shit.
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>>152789833
old lady feet, after enhancing and zooming in no thanks.
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>>152789836
>tfw no large and hockey loving italian family
I will always be jewish
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>>152789770
F
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Cool fucking tripping call
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>his team was eliminated by "china swedes"
oh thats a kek if I've ever seen one
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>rags
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>>152789853
Jen
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>>152789853
>china swede
my favorite pornstar
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>>152789853
Now was that said by the Americans already present, or said by the actual Swedish immigrants in Minnesota?
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>one greasy Marner
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Weird...I don't remember it being canada that won the Junior Goodwill Games...
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>>152789847
Gary is such a malignant sniveling kike no matter how it ends up he'll get his media team to do nothing but lie and write up articles on how much of a success it was and gloat about viewership or some garbage to justify it.

When will people legitimately learn all he's here to do is sell a product and make money for the owners (who are ALL in on it.. even the Canadian team owners)

Nothing will ever change in fact its only going to get worse under this stupid biased lying backstabbing shaky jew.

Expect your favorite team to lose its stars in favor of some fucking team in an american swamp to get cup after cup to sustain and keep that market alive.
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WE'RE WINNING THE RAINBOWL
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>bring, bring
>hello
>it's Gary
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>>152789847
>>152789932
For crying out tears, take your skirt off and stop your whining. We are enjoying a good hockey game here.
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china swede might be my favorite thing of all time
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remember when jevon called tiny a crackhead kek what a based zoomer
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>>152789932
Unfortunately, a absolute massive trvke, can't pretend it isn't.
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now they have the pp time displayed like normal, the calls and emails I made did something.
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hows the gary classic been i just got here from slave waging
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>>152789998
Massive slurper
Rags almost shut out the kitties
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man i love nyquil bros
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>>152790022
same
it makes me sleep so well
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>>152790009
no surprise i guess
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>>152790022
You should chug the whole bottle, have some real fun.
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>>152789833
what is she 84
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Russia should be allowed in the Olympics.
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>>152789453
how many times was this posted on reddit
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>>152790022
As long as you don't overdose or try to make Nyquil Chicken, I'll pray for your recovery.
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Ducks player LEAKING a pond's worth of blood. yikes. Killorn is kill.
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>Panthers can win even with gary penalties
Lmao get fuuuuuuuuuuucked
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This game is actually kinda exciting krakbros
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>>152790068
This aged poorly
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>>152790050
hey you need to respect my gammer, and no, she is 82.
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>>152790068
Why are they sucking so much ass this year
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>>152790075
Can't is what I meant im a bit buzzed
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What was gary thinking?
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Rags undefeated in out door games
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just turned on the ducks game and and some guy is leaking
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>>152790081
bobrovsky has been georgiev
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>>152790081
didn't provide gary with enough baby sacrifices this season, so he moved on.
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>>152790095
>>152790096
bark dog is also out
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>>152790094
I switched over but i didnt see anything
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>>152790095
Forgot basically the only reason they were relevant was being carried by Officer Bob.
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Where is a stream for the winter classic
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how much of a braindead piece of shit do you have to be to seek out a career where you make tv commercials?
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>entire sections of empty seats
>an outdoor game... inside a closed roof baseball park
>players look like they haven't sharpened their skates and the ice is covered in maple syrup
Thanks Gary
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>>152790106
meh, he's a bitch.
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>>152790120
Retard
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.789 for bob lol
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The winter classic peaked in 2014
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>winter classic
>in miami
>winter...classic....

indoor arena, basically playing in hockey hall but with worse view
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>>152790123
Erm its actually sold out you chud
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>>152790123
business idea: globally televised game in quebec city where they play on a sheet of frozen maple syrup.
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>>152790137
Pretty much
Also the camera angle for the game is horrendous
All around horrible idea.
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>>152790141
this reminds me of when you could buy Columbus stadium series tickets on costco for $30 a pop
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>>152790158
yeah, but look at the ticket prices. and the jersey sales after tonight. THAT'S what gary is focused on.
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So when are we going to have a Winter Classic in Honolulu?
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>>152790123
I read that it only looks empty because the lines for food and drinks are extremely long
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kek. eat shit CRYYYYYDURRRRRRRRR. that's why Billy G nixed your ass for the Olympics. You FAGGOT!
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>>152790176
that's probably Gary's "break glass in case of emergency" winter classic location
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>all those empty seats
ok now it looks like a marlins game
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>>152790182
imagine going to a game and wasting time standing in line for $20 beers and $30 slice of pizza
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>>152790176
The interns have created a couple of pitch books already
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Panthers playing the wrong sport tonight
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>>152790176
Right after next years matchup taking place at Bristol Speedway in Bristol Tennessee between the Nashville Predators and Caroline Hurricanes (this is 100% real)
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loser ass panthers lmao
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Gary will get his kicks
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>Florida beaners think they are playing soccer
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>>152790209
>back to back cup champs
>losers
retard
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Didn't one of you faggots make a post that it was sold out a couple of days ago?
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>>152790120
on hockey tv
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>>152790202
I want to see the disaster of this after MLB tried to play a game there
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Mika Jihad hattrick please
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>>152790214
it's a new season ya freak
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>towelhead got a hatrick
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>5-1 rags
>20-36 shots in favour of the kitties
Pathetic!
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>>152790222
And done.
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>>152790214
>yeah, but last year!
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Its arguably much harder to kick a puck into the net. Why outlaw something that would be so rare? It actually takes skill to do it too.
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>>152790223
so? we're still defending champions
fuck you
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prizepicks says its 8-1 rangers…do they really score 3 more? how far ahead is the live game
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ziBANEjad hat trick
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>hattrick
>no hats
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>>152790226
we call those china swedes here
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>>152790236
expired milk ass drinker type thoughts
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>>152790236
>We
Bud thinks he's on the team lmao!
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This is just sad and should put a nail in the coffin of Winter Classics in the south.
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>>152790219
t-those are g-ghosts!!!
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>you now remember that we're going to have to watch tampa and boston play in feburary at Raymond James Stadium
fucking hell
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>>152790214
No one gives a fuck about your past accolades. Its 2026 stop living in the past like some sad loser who peaked in high school.
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>>152790234
Maybe a sport should be created where you kick something into a net. Maybe Miami could win a championship in that sport.
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>>152790239
Too far to throw please understand
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whatever
enjoy your outdoor win raggots
fuck new york
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Marcus Johansson not getting on Sweden was a much bigger snub than the powerplay merchant from the dallas diving club not getting on USA.
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>>152790254
They all went home. It was still sold out apparently
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>>152790263
Sounds extremely gay.
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Was Gary at the outdoor game? Did he even bother to attend his magnum opus
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>get 5 points
>score first ever winter classic hat trick
>still look like you want to kill yourself
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>>152790281
Yeah, because gary gave the seats away to corporations and sponsors and none of them give a shit about hockey.
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>>152790239
They showed one. The Ranger fans down in Florida are mostly Jws. It's not like they have any arm strength
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>4:20 remaining in the 1st period
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>>152790285
Just like my islanders
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>>152790286
kek'd
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bros my liver hurts
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>>152790286
He’s in his office screaming and throwing things around rn
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keep seething at my pantherchads
see you faggots when it really matters
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>>152790294
No way that’s the first ever win he classic hat trick
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based cocoa cup winner mika zibanjihad
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>>152790297
Couldn't they throw those Jew hats like frisbies?
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>>152790286
Why would he go to any game that he can't make all about himself
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where does this rank among the worst outdoor games in nhl history
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>forcing mika to skate a lap with the cocoa cup
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krak'd
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Bettman will announce the next Winter classic will be held in the Sahara desert at night.
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Who is Darren Pang talking to? There's no fans there.
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You know what, good for Cale Fluery.
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>>152790326
Worst optics in terms of attendance, mediocre game
Pretty low tier desu.
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kek whiile they did the outro on hbo max, heated rivalry popped up to watch next
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Both the NY Rangers and NY Knicks win their respective mickey mouse trophies for this year. Yay
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kek ducks fans don't know puck
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>>152790332
Humiliation ritual
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Every time I flicked to the channel the talking heads we're going on about the ice
Shut the fuck up!!!
These niggas are coping so hard about it my God
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Rangers got their cup bros. Its been a long 32 but we did it.
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>>152790320
And show the horns on their heads on national television? They might be brazen enough now to do that
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>>152790336
>At night, temperatures in the Sahara Desert can drop dramatically, with average lows around 25°F (-4°C), and can even fall below freezing, especially in winter or at higher elevations.
Shit, that could work.
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>Slovakia gets 7-1'd by Canada
Better luck next year.
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>still rambling on about amateur hockey, not to mention under-20 amateur hockey.
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well it's time to watch my nuckies lose I suppose
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With the krakens goal every team now has at least 100 goals scored this season
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I also hate the stupid staged "u made the Olympic team bro :DD!!" calls, we know you guys staged it, cut the shit!!
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>>152790359
Was looking for a picture of the cocoa cup before I said the same thing
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>>152790382
there for a while avs goal doff was almost equal to the amount of goals kraken had scored
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>>152790359
Was your last cup with Gretzky or just Messier
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>>152790381
You missed an exciting first period. Both teams still feeling the intensity from the previous game.
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>>152790335
>>152790381
This has been a really exciting game
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>>152790353
What did they say about the ice? It can't have been any good, since both Florida and Tampa Bay always ends up last in ice quality surveys.
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Jew didn’t save you this time, kys Florida KWAB
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>>152790399
When was canada's? Who was the captain for MTL that season?
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Kute or KWAB?
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>>152790397
Sad
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>>152790430
he had his interns on /hoc/ earlier bragging about how they managed to open a few windows or something
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>>152790444
instead of a trophy it should have been a big hug from gary
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>>152790444
The goy cup?
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>>152790454
speaking of which, why doesn't gary give a big bear hug to all of the 1st round selections during the draft like goodell does in the NFL?
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NEED that hello kitty ducks shirpa bag
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>>152790461
Because Gary's "hugs" require NDA's and closed doors where cameras can't see.
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>>152790449
So letting in warm wind is suppose to make the ice better? Sounds like Gary gaslighting to me
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fats seravelli is even on the ducks broadcast. there is no escape.
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>>152790454
A dinner night with Gary would be fun. Bon Appetit Gary.
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>>152790472
>where cameras can't see.
oh, there's cameras that see...
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>>152790399
Fuck if I know, I wasn't born
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>>152790430
They just kept going on about how great it was, and the temperature was ONLY 15 degrees, they didn't say whether that was Celsius or farhenheit, and kept going on about how it was chilly around ice level, I couldn't stand it, after every commercial break
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>>152790504
>Celsius
We don't use that measurement here. We measure in Freedom.
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>>152790444
Cup looks like someone dropped their coffee cup, looks dumb, and will be forgotten tomorrow.
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>>152790484
You only hate him because you think you’re supposed to. But Frank knows what’s going on with the league better than any other insider. And he’s one of the only guys who isn’t afraid to tell it like it is.
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>>152790504
did they go "brrrrrrrrrrr it's real cold out here!" while rubbing their mitts together too?
>all the while sweat drips down their brows
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>>152790531
I dont hate him, I call him Fats as a term of endearment. Like some kind of pool shark.
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Gooooooo SODA~!
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Don’t even try to talk me out of it
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jeff oneill has quite a high pitched bitch voice for a big boi of his girth
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How does faggot-ass switzerland make it, but Norway doesn't?
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I would really like it if the Canucks scored a goal. I might even cheer out loud.
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>>152790602
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>>152790616
nah, they don't need a goal, they "won the trade" after all. kek
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>>152790628
they won the kuzmenko trade
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>>152790633
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SEATTLE
KRAKEN
SSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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my krakies :)
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Gary just couldn't help himself
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>>152790680
It should’ve been a short handed goal for my Nucks…
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Quinn Hughes just got another point btw...
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wasn't expecting krak to actually score on the pp this game
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>>152790684
I'm holding out for Jackie Redmond's panties worn during the first period interview with Maurice
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>>152790687
how many sh attempts do they have already? 5? krak has small pp
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>>152790687
> Daccording my calculations
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>>152790716
> Not Daccording to my calculations
FUCK I CAN'T TYPE BROS
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daccord is the Lord
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>>152790687
like my father always said
>could've, should've, would've....DIDN'T!!
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>>152790747
>b-but dad, you should feed us, we're your children and we're starving!
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smoking that kiefer wrapped in a sherwood
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queefer sherwood scores!
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I'm a daccord cutter
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>sherwood has 17 goals, 4 assists
>cap hit is 1.5 million
yeah he's going to be traded for 3 1sts or something similar at the deadline
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>>152790684
Maybe I would score a hat trick if I wore that jersey...
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its very possible my ducks never win a game again
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50 days until the goal medal game
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>>152790809
what about the gold one
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>>152790800
You say that like it’s a bad thing
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>>152790813
Erm that’s I meant
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>>152790797
just think of zibanejad's sweat you'll absorb! that's some high-talent dna infusion right there I tell ya
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don't let trb know, but I'm eating a burrito
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blumpko
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I like our 4th line
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rape coach SEEEEEEEEETHING on the bench right now kek
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3 points for Hughes tonight btw...
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>>152790876
did somebody tell him that one of his rookies was, as of yet, unraped this season?
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Fag

Nope nothing related to hockey here. Just wanted to say fag, that's all.
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>>152790889
i think minny is going to go real real deep in the ploffs this season as long as they can get past gary's retarded 1st round seeding
especially if they get something juicy at the deadline
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How come the west coast has never gotten a real Winter Classic?
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>>152790909
it's a gay place for gay people
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>>152790909
gary is making his way there, but the sun belt is a long territory. will take some time.
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>>152790909
Wasn't there one in Vancouver? And then Luongo was benched and that's why he requested to be traded off the team
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>>152790930
That was a "Heritage Classic". Luongo got benched, and perhaps more embarrassing, it rained and they had to close the roof at BC place making it an indoor game.
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>>152790876
I don't think they have rape coaches
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>>152790938
>rain in the pacific northwest
yeah, who would have seen that coming?
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>>152790944
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>>152790947
i dunno...would he?
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>>152790947
> Don't worry, I'll watch your drink
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the fuck was that? anyone else get some really jewish AI shit about gary's faggot-ass game in florida today? It was like a drone shot, but AI. Really retarded.
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>>152790953
they don't call him jay "pecker" woodcroft for nothing
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>>152790962
jej
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>>152790909
Because the west coast is shit
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>>152790909
What do you mean by “real winter classic” Seattle had one.
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>>152791002
were talking real franchise here, not gary's $500M money laundering schemes.
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>>152791002
The only jersey I really want that I haven't pulled the trigger on
>>152791011
I love when people pretend that Seattle is an odd place to have a hockey team. Like, I get having issues with a lot of the expansion shit, but Seattle?
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>>152790899
I just don't have faith they will get out of the first round. I'll have to make an offering at a temple here to manifest it.
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>>152791024
>i love cock in my butt, also gooooooooo krakkies!!!!
kys faggot no one cares.
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Hughes just scored btw. 4th point of the night.
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>>152791044
> He doesn't knowSeattle Metropolitans were the first U.S. team to win the Stanley Cup in 1917.
Yeah but something about dicks in the ass, you're a fucking genius bro
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>>152791068
>he doesn't realize I don't give a shit about xheattle or any faggot that wants to be involved with that cuck faggot shithole
>y-yeah but dicks in my butt and mouth
kek. faggot. kys.
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>>152791075
Yeah what inbred hollar are you from
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>>152791083
ur mum lel
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>>152791075
you sure do talk about dicks in your butt a lot
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>"fan" of the worst team in the NHL getting uppity on a Friday night
kek
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>>152791085
>blah blah blah
kek. raped bitch. kys
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why don't you two fags just fuck already
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>>152791097
come prep me with your mouth and we just might.
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>he wants another man to suck his dick
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>he doesn't
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>>152790963
The local car dealership that always used to have soulful low budget commercials with the actual employees had an AI animated commercial tonight and it really bummed me out.
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start your engines
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>pick up wendy's slop because i don't want to cook and have to get up early for work again
>throw on a random video on youtube, it's winona ryder on hot ones
>she's wearing a tom waits shirt
she's eternally based and my old lady wife
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>>152791144
Oh for fucks sake
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>>152791144
>another southern market
why is gary such a money chasing faggot?
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>>152791156
>>152791153
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NIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>152791144
Why so cringy
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I need a chair like that
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>>152791144
I'm here for it. We need more Preds in our community!
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>>152791170
Sad
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>>152791144
>bristol motor speedway capacity: 146,000
It will be a sellout crowd, right?
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>>152791024
I managed to snag a jersey (for a good price) off of Sideline Swap.
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>>152791161
How the fuck does he not understand that the only 'shtick' of the Winter Classic is that it is cold enough to have a game outside. How does he keep choosing the only markets where they have to play inside like every other fucking game. It was literally the only defining characteristic of that fucking event.
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>>152791144
This would be kino if they made the race track ice too and players could use it if they were feeling brave.
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>>152791153
>>152791156
you know they're trying to spread the appeal of hoccie, and frankly the whole point of the 'Classic is to make an event, even a spectacle, of playing outdoors. That alone makes it more of a spectacle when it's done in the souf.

I'm all for sunbelt hoccie. Look what the Panthers and Bolts have accomplished in 30 years, two of highest selling and biggest revenue-making teams and they're in the deep souf
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>>152791197
Oh yes goy
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I spent 500 bucks to watch my team get blown out 5-1.

Ask me anything
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if this goes to a shootout they should swap in skankinen
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>>152790195
Throw yourself in front of a train.
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>>152791220
You paid $500 to get raped.
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When beaver stadium is finished with renovations Gary needs to have to two stadium series games with penguins vs flyers
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>can't see 10-foot long fucking race cars for most of the race from the built-in stands
>let's play a fucking sport in the same venue with that involves a 3-inch wide object that no one will be able to even see.
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how does everyone in the pacific have a negative goal difference?
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>>152791231
They should hold a race while the game is going on
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>>152791214
>and they're in the deep souf
Florida is not the south.
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>Wild have beat the Ducks 20 out of the last 21
whew.
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gg nucks krakies win that game :)
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>GOOOOAAAAA-ACCK!!!
very unlucky for the krak
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>>152791233
They have to play the central and Eastern teams who are better than them.
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got my hopes up, just to dash them. well done reffies
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lolol
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>>152791233
better question, how are the jets dead last in the league with a -9
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>>152791238
No matter what the fucking reffies say. Jesus that is some bullshit.
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kek faggot ass krakkies bitches.
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Amazing idea Gary.
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no see puck, no see goal
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>>152791235
eeeh it is and it isn't. nevertheless, TN definitely is. Mid-south sure, but conquer FL and TN and Abbalamma's next!
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>>152791254
Just awful
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>>152791254
>I can't see the players
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>>152791083
that's the mildcuck lol
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>>152791248
hellashit was lights out before he got hurt, loserpig was top of the standings for a while the first couple months.
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>>152791262
awww the softpusy woke up just to seethe tonight on an off-night. kek faggot kys.
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>>152791256
>eeeh it is and it isn't
No, it isn't.
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>>152791273
https://youtu.be/zkGDp4oT2GU?si=kevIBxEws7Kkb4xq
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>>152791254
just bought a ticket to this seat, do you guys think it's a good one?
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>>152791254
Was he inspired by Rob Manfred?
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>>152791233
aids/bum division for aids/bum cities
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>>152791246
That jersey might be older than that kid.
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>>152791279
good one to get shit faced and start a fight with some dirty local tennessean.
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>>152791279
You’ll learn about the goal at the same time as the internet streams
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>another garyout
gg nucks, thanks for the point, lame there wasn't a fight this time
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>reffie injured.
Good.
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>>152791287
skankinen (undefeated in shootouts) isn't in net so you guys could still get this
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>>152791292
He was a shootout away from retirement.
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ref just banged an ice girl
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>>152791295
and his only stipulation to receive his full pension? not get injured in his last game. too bad so sad!
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>>152791254
>>152791279
>not parking double decker buses around the track and selling tickets to the top decks
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imagine playing for the team that makes you wear literal libtard propaganda on your helmet. kek
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gg nucks krakies won that game :) matty b fucks ya
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>>152791144
Is the selling point supposed to be surprising locations? Why not go straight to the top of the chrysler building?
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>advance scouting
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>>152791314
>roots for the gayest and worst team in the league
kek. congrats on watching your TV. faggot.
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god dammit, benis! absolute canuck killer I swear
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I think I hate the Kraken.
Rivalry on!
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>>152790219
Just came back
It was sold out
Had frens who couldn’t score tix
Place was slammed
Paid hundred for parking (no poor fag)
Looked great at the ball park
Opening the roof was tits
Great presentation except too Latin oriented
Rags fan out in farce
Sight lines were fucked a bit
Ice was miked for sound
50/50 was at like 130k….

>game was ass
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THATS KRAKENS HOCKEY BABBY
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>>152791225
awww the cryami faggot is seething again kwab
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>>152791324
Hell yeah, that's the spirit!
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>>152791339
you're a jew with a microdick lmao

just kill yourself. you're bound to troon out and do it eventually anyway. Just save everyone their time.
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>>152791319
cope seethe cry etc
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>>152791345
didn't read lol
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>shit teams
>shit city
>shit rink
>shit rink
another winter "classic"
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tomorrow's games? tomorrow's games are by-and-large fan-fucking-tastic.
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>>152791350
you're a bitch and you always will be until the day you're found with maggots crawling out of your eye sockets
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>>152791345
Holy hell, cope, seethe, dilate, have sex.
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>>152791319
our krakheads got the mildcuck in a seethe
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>>152791366
Avs-Canes will be another "heritage night" with the Avs in Nordiques jerseys and the Canes in Whalers jerseys
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>>152791368
He's a discordfaggot that seethes at anything florida because "le desantis banned muh drag queens in kindergarten"

sad little queer massivejewshits cunt
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new
>>152791376
>>152791376
>>152791376
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>>152791372
ooo that will be a must watch then, imo
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>>152791378
There's already a thread, you worthless retard
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>>152791350
Pro Games here in the 305/954 are social events
The bars, breezeways and concourses were packed tonight

People left early because why watch animal abuse and most cats fans live in broward/wpb/monroe county.. spics in dade can’t into hockey
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>>152791393
>not posted in /hoc/
doesn't count kwab
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>>152791398
w-what's kwab
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>>152791414
it's a kind of marine animal
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>>152791414
kek what a bitch

what everyone tells the bombston bitch every day he ventures onto this site from his discord
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>>152791416
which one
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>>152791417
oh



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