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>>152790935>>152790941:) I'm glad everyone likes my peffslop>>152790940what did they get this year? 60 some? 75 would probably count as semi-decent, and I don't think they'll get to 75 wins but maybe.
Is it just me or is there way less hype over the WBC this time
>>152790992i'm going to be watching winter olympics and spring training, don't give a shit about it
>>152790992I didn't watch that one but I think the sentiment for this year is pretty anticipatory. Big names are finally playing and not just old and busted Trout. Assload of Mariners are participating too.
>>152790992Its really only a big deal in Japan and DR because they've won it before. Although this time the US team is stacked and they seem to actually care
>>152790992I’m excited for it >it’s coming home btw
I regret to inform you all that if you post with little anime girl avatars, you lose all credibility and masculinity.
no... NO!!!!
>>152791051>credibility and masculinityWhere exactly do you think you are
>>152791051real women only for me
>>152791043i won't care until the us gets a better logo. how do WE have 90s slop and not a classic fucking cap/uni
>>152791051feminize this bussy
>>152790992>judge captain unironically soulless
>>152791100How? He's a beast
>>152791100I'm happy with it, he has a lot of experience and Cal asked him about leadership when they were at the all-star game.
>>152790992Everyone already knows it's japanwinslol
>>152790992No? I'm excited cause USA is stacked and it's going to be revenge season against japan
>>152791172Japan is gonna win anyways. Japan is better than us at everything.
>>152790973early season was so much fun
>>152791183the dominican team is better than japan
>>152791183>
>>152790992World Cup stealing international tournament energy this year. I just got back from Panama and all the hype was focused on that, you couldn't tell they were in the WBC.
>>152790992I’m excited but it is kind of pointless now that the US is sending good pitchers. it’s a forgone conclusion. They should restrict the competition to amateurs
>>152791212The only good part about the world cup is that it will keep the jaysfags out of tmobile this summer.
>>152791291only my hecking anime country is allowed to tryjust let ohtani win
I never saw the Bocchi anime or read the manga (or any manga) but the meme is funny
>>152791331I thought Bocchi was the girl with the ukraine blocks but that isn't who is labeled in the "sad bocchi stove" pictures and others I'm so confused.
>>152791363>shameful defeat>unable to perform>high expectations>not good enough>responsible>High SchoolI can't stand anime and the people that get worked up over it but yeah I want to kill this fictional newspaper editor
no... NO!!!
>>152790973kinohtani
er, I'm not sure Venezuela is going to the WBC now
>>152791479They'll be fine.
https://nypost.com/2026/01/02/sports/ex-mets-world-series-champ-lenny-dykstra-arrested-on-drug-charges/FAGGets kek!
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Kyle Tucker2. Bo Bichette>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs5. Alex Bregman6. Framber Valdez>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs8. Cody Bellinger>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs10. Ranger Suarez>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155 / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr19. Kazuma Okamoto20. Eugenio Suarez>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr29. J.T. Realmuto>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs43. Seranthony Dominguez>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer49. Victor Caratini50. Willi Castro
Welp, US just bombed Caracas. Wonder if Team Venezuela would consider boycotting the WBC.
>>152791651you're an hour late
>>152791673Ok and?
>>152791701It's old news, you didn't even have a Peff pic!
peff on em!
>>152791715this is outlawed in numerous states, please don't
>>152790992Lol nah. There was far less hype over the last WBC before it started except in Japan.
how will baseball be affected by the US currently bombing Venezuela?
>>152791778We're gonna kill the next miggy
vgh...kek...Wheeze
>>152791819all those prospects lost... like fly balls chased by Soto
icsamcrn
>>152791925ice cream for ice cream
that funky muncy
kek!?
gn
Goodnight.
Good morning /mlb/
>>152792804Gay mets lad
gm
>>152791628Ex philthy too. He was always kind of a scumbag.
>>152791635That’s my get ya thievin’ freak
>>152791628just let him smoke his crack in peace
The Yankees are gonna kidnap Alex Cora and charge him with conspiracy to steal second base.
fish are gonna win it all
>>152794134Did you have a point or…?
>50,000,000 dollars for a washed Venezuelan leftyBoras can do anything
>>152791628He's been a mess for a while
>>152794244Should have just kidnapped him in the night. Ayo!
mariners? mariners!
> watching MLB network channel> "crisis suicide hotline" almost constantly up on half the bottom tickerIs it supposed to be a sign that I'm in a downward spiral that I'm watching baseball stuff during the offseason?
Cubs won that post
Huge win for the cubbie bears
>>152791640>29. J.T. RealmutoCan he stop being a faggot and just sign. You're a 34 year old catcher. Just be glad any contender wants you and you're not stuck on some 2 year deal with the fucking Rockies in a mentor role.
rockies got the blueprint to win
Rock ‘em sock ‘em pick ‘em up an drop ‘em
>>152794913Cubs are done for. This year will be the White Soxs.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
>Mariners Involved In Kazuma Okamoto’s MarketUH OH ANGELS?
>>152794687I've got mlb network, Dominican ball,Ken burns documentary. We just like beisbol
BREAKING: Japanese third baseman Kazuma Okamoto and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.https://x.com/i/status/2007518508754842109
>>152795567Did Passan say this? Otherwise I won't believe.
fuck tucker just get bichette and we're goldenlet dodgers take the loss on that contract
ANGELSBROS
my pirates :( I really thought we were gonna get him
>>152795567Get the cyanide ready
fuck of you CUNT ass leaves jejsus christ
>>152795580downvoted your entire post history on reddit btw
Cubs are missing out on free agents but their new alternate jerseys leaked and they're straight up fire
>>152795701>>152795592It's fine. Angels go after Bo Bichette now obviously.
>>152795567You know Ohtani made the call and told him not to go to Anaheim.
>>152795752>wont pay for Okamoto>will pay 300+ for BichetteDon’t think that’s happening
>>152795743that isnt me but please dont
Tuckers market is going to collapse, isn't it? Kek, he's definitely getting signed to a short term deal, nobody wants to spend 400M for fucking Kyle Tucker.
>>152795781why would it? jays still want him. bo's market on the other hand
Me in about 10 months:>chokeamoto kek!
>>152795309gay mets to you too
>pie rat fans thought they would get Okamotolmao who the fuck wants to play for that shit ass team and live in fucking Pittsburgh?
>>152795567>Jays now have anime on their sideA stunning development
>>152795875Where are all the Amish prospects? Guys that really can the corn like >Zachary Isaac Stoltzfoos>Jacob Joseph Petersheim>Isaac Zachary Stoltzfus>Daniel David Schrock>Samuel Noah Schlabach
blacks and dominicans market corrected them
So what is the plan with Okamoto with the Blue Jays? I don't know their roster concerns that well to understand why they wanted him.
Cashman's been sleeping in the streets preparing for when he doesn't have a job anymore.
>>152796207giving their new "fans" hope that they're going to run it back so that they'll buy more caps and jerseys without returning them
KYLE TUCKER DYLAN CEASE KAZUMA OKAMOTOBLUE JAYS SUPER TEAM
>>152796050Daniel David Schrock goes hard
>>152796224You're the New York Yankees Hal! You should be winning championships; not content with being competitive every year!
>>152796224CASHMAN IS A BILLIONAIRE HE DOESNT CARE
>>152795452>>152795567lollmao even
What went wrong angelsbros?
>>152796224AIposter, can you AI the 3 Japanese sweepstakes winning team girls and put them together in some kind of Japanese theme or something? You can put your own idea too just have those 3 in it and relate it to them winning the Japanese players this offseason.
>>152796404I saw it coming so nothing really
>>152796404
>>152796301>>152796310BACK AFTA DIS>>152796417I hate the blow gays and pooston, but I with think of something nice.
>>152796417
what would be your walk-up song, /mlb/?
>>152796611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2sFdkGCjhE and hopefully I play for the Dodgers.
>>152796404forgot that all our offseason spending went to a dead ball player's grifting wife and mom
>>152796611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwzRLgJorYQI just think it'd be cool
I just remembered MLB the Show got rid of being able to import music into the game. And then you could use that music to set your own walk up song. That shit was so cool. I had whole playlists just for importing into those games. They should bring that back.
>>152796611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmaBE7ZJ8cE>>152796728You WILL listen to country rap. (I have no idea what they use for the playlists now)
>>152796417Here. >>152796598Kek, that one is probably more fitting.
>>152796598Why are "we" fat, our cheap owner doesn't buy us food.
>>152796611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TYtell me this wouldn't go hard
>>152796981Murakami is fat.
that funky 'kami
>>152797193you can tell this picture is fake purely due to the fact that no one kept their snes boxes
>>152797323You now remember Kris Bryant's Rockies contract has 3 years and about 80 million left.
Oh where oh where is my Bo Bichette to land?
I hope Tom Ricketts shows up to Cubs con. I have a present that is going to put a smile on his face. A red smile…
Okamoto is pretty socially awkward, so I’m not sure if he'll fit in with the crowd in Toronto.
>>152795990kys
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Kyle Tucker2. Bo Bichette>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs5. Alex Bregman6. Framber Valdez>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs8. Cody Bellinger>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs10. Ranger Suarez>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155 / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs20. Eugenio Suarez>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr29. J.T. Realmuto>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs43. Seranthony Dominguez>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer49. Victor Caratini50. Willi Castro
>>152797548There's plenty of socially awkward people here to keep him company.
>>152797453New York.
>>152796879Why do they all look alike? What is the AI implying?
>>152797615the rest? all chadres, except for Arraez, your team can have him
>>152797718Yankees after they dump Jazz? I'm not crazy about the fit on the Mets, they have a bloat of infielders.
>>152798006Guess the Cubs could get him. Red Sox seem too busy on Bregman. Phillies too busy and likely about to overpay the shit out of Realmuto to care. I could say the Giants maybe.
>>152797548imagine the smell
no one wants Jazz, he's a PR nightmare and clubhouse cancer. He's lucky he doesn't have any allegations against him because he'd very easily end up in the same spot as Bauer if anything got enough attention
>>152797615WHOMST is getting belly?NYM, NYY, CHC or LAD?
>>152797615Oops, all shitters!
>>152797615Tucker and Scherzer are going to Toronto, lock it.Bo Bitch to the Mets or SawxBreggy to the Mets or SawxPitchers are a fucking mystery, every team in the league except the Dodgers could use a 2-3 starter
>>152798274I heard the Tigers could be interested in him.
skubal to the dodgers
Skoobie to the Dooby Doos
berds
>>152798641>no Cubs
>boba shett
Cubs couldn't even stop Imai from going to the Trashtros and you think they have any shot at getting any major free agent lol
surprised at the lack of urgency in new york and boston. well, at least new york. i could see boston saying our window is a few years out, standing pat, accepting a wildcard (or worse), and letting the rest of the east blow their wad.
>>152798871>thinking the cubs will spend money on anything ever
>Grisham accepting the qualifying offer actually fucked all the Yankees offseason plans>Stankees thought they'd be in on King and undo the Soto trade after he went to the Mets only to not even make an offerYou can't make this up, Preller MINDFUCKED Cashman with that trade
>>152798923But who has an imbalanced budget now? The Astros. Thats a point to the cubbies.
>>152796611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J22gr56fl4hopefully i start for the mets!
I told a Cubs fan to have some common sense, and they told me that was "too rich for their blood," guess they thought I said "cents"
>>152799179kek scuba
Unless it's Tucker, I don't really see any exciting/interesting additions for the Mets. Bellinger is not exciting because I am skeptical he will be a great offensive Met player like he is with the Yankees. They have a glut of infielders so no infielder is an interesting addition. They probably are the favorites to land Framber Valdez, but that guy is a dick and not exciting.
>>152799384Tucker wants 8 years. not sure that's worth it for usValdez is fat as fuck with those glaring eyes like Samuel L. Jackson in Django, and he's still rocking chinstraps in 2026. keep him the fuck away from my team
baybaw
>>152799493My speculative guess is Tucker's market is between the Mets, Jays, and Dodgers. Dodgers can win if Tucker is willing to go short term, Blue Jays can win if they outbid the Mets or vise visa. He wants 8+ years but there is no promise of anything in free agent markets. I'm not aware of any other team that has a serious offer for Tucker; reports say Os and Yanks but I doubt they get aggressive on him.
>>152799731is gay
>>152799921well that explains why i love it so much
>>152799911I think the Jays will continue to be the most aggressive. They already offered him the 8 years, didn't they? Plus they've made a bunch of signings that should increase his confidence in a win-now team.I don't think it's in the Mets' wheelhouse to sign career-length deals at this point unless it's a young player who Cohen likes enough to command Stearns to sign him. We sorely need OF help, though. Starting the season with Benge and Taylor in LF/CF would be grim. Benge could have an immediate impact or he might need time. Taylor plays good defense but his bat is essentially a free out. It's untenable.Only issue is that if it's not Tucker, then Bellinger is the only other FA but he wants a long deal as well, and he's not nearly as athletic as Tucker while also being older. Other than those two, I guess trading means essentially anyone's on the table, but that's not worth speculating about.
>>152799991The Jays are the favorite, but I wonder if the recent signings change the aggressiveness for Tucker - probably not. Bellinger is not an offensive player that I trust, I just can't get excited over that signing. Maybe some Met fans will get some cheap thrills screwing over the Yankee off season plans but not me.
>>152800127source?
>>152799991>Only issue is that if it's not Tucker, then Bellinger is the only other FAsad bader noises
>>152800218https://twsn.net/2026/01/02/cleveland-guardians-to-sign-harrison-bader/https://www.newsweek.com/phillies-gold-glove-star-predicted-to-leave-for-giants-after-big-year-11302830
The magic 7 get caused the cusb to miss out on Imai and Okamoto.scuba kek
>win now spendingI remember when a team with Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, Chien-Ming Wang, Jojo Reyes, Jose Bautista, Melky Cabrera, Brandon Morrow and R. A. Dickey were locks for the playoffs in January too.
>The Phillies are among a number of big-market teams to have interest in Bo Bichette, an ultra young (27) free agent. Yanks, Cubs, Dodgers, Red Sox and incumbent Jays, too. Bichette is the only player to hit .300 vs. fastballs, breaking balls and also changeups/splits.This a ploy by Heyman to wake up the Yankees and Mets or some shit?
>>152800364Does Heyman do anything outside of lie for Boras?
>>152800418Idk, what was his take for Imai before he went to the Astros?
>>152800418he used to post and defend idiotic takes on twitter too but i haven't checked in for a while
>>152800418Bo isn't a Boras client I thought. So that makes it more interesting why he'd lie for a guy Boras doesn't even have. Like I said, this has to be Heyman trying to stur the Yankees or Mets to wake up to do something since he is a NY piece.
>>152800364>>152800478Yeah this is basically Jon saying "Hey Mets/Yankees, those ass clowns over at Philadelphia may actually get something both of you idiots probably need. They're making moves and you're not. What are you waiting for?!"
Pete Alonso is gonna feast in the AL East, isn't he? Every single one of those ballparks is friendly for power hitters. I think his best years are ahead of him. Think about what he did for the Mets while having no protection at all behind him this year. And he's a stud with RISP.
>>152800771He is an underrated baseball player. He is stereotyped as the type of player known for declining into his 30s, but I don't believe it will happen to Pete.
>>152800899I think he'll thrive as a DH as long as he remains motivated, which doesn't seem to be a real concern based on how he handled the last two postseasons. I just wonder how long he'll play 1B.By the way, what do you think of Sproat and Tong? Will they be +WAR additions to the starting rotation this season? I think Tong in particular needs a lot more seasoning. His control last year was very shaky and I can't say I felt blown away by anything in his arsenal. But all the analysts and scouts seem to think he's a monster in the making.
>>152800287>bader to indiansdo they need an outfielder or is this a "we're trading kwan to the dodgers" signing
master bader is becoming quite the grid god
>>152800364is bitchette injury prone or was it just a '25 thing
>>152801292Think was just a 2025 thing. Least he did come back after a while. Problem with him is his defense game is a meme.
>>152800364>27 years old>PhilliesMaybe if he was 37 they would be interested.
>>152801401It's either Jon trying to get the Yankees and Mets to wake up or the Phillies paid Jon to scare Realmuto to taking a team friendly deal. It's one or the other.
>>152800364>>152801401Yeah I don't buy this for a second either. Firstly, they're locked finance wise with or without Realmuto. Secondly, where the hell is Aiden Miller gonna play should they somehow by mere complete chance get Bo? Third base? Third, That would mean Stott would have to be traded off almost right on the spot in such a scenario. Fourth, they're too focused on trying to get Realmuto back which so far only the Phillies seem to be interested in his camp. Anyway this as other pointed out is just Heyman spouting shit to get Cashman to wake up somewhere on his private island if anything.
>>152801157Sproat profiles as a good 3-5th starter. Tong has huge potential, I think if he fails to become an effective SP he could become a dominate relief pitcher. The velo and shape is there, but he needs better control of his pitches. He was weird mobility that makes him what he is.
>>152801157>>152801595>SproatDisgusting name. Manfred should require him to change it.
please sproat my ass
>>152801688why you hatin on the Sproat GOAT?
>>152801589Do the O's need a 2nd or SS prospect? Say since could be traded for Rutschman
>>152801748>Sproat GOATThis is Afghanistan's national pasttime.
INTBBOATU, DDHAIPFMC!!!
stearns got this shit in the bag, don't doubt him
>>152802008Just fuck my team up Mr Genius.
kek scuba
>>152802160>kek scubaPlease have mercy
>>152802008Meds.
my ass remains unfucked
>>152802160Poor Cubefags still haven't recovered.
can you all please stop posting little anime girl pics. it's just embarrassing
>you now remember juan soto
>>152802488I only recognize Juan Solo until he stops it with the Solo HRs.
>>152802488the guy that went 40/40 and hit 6 WAR in a down year? that Juan Soto?
>>152802641>getting banned for telling the truth Disgusting display from the communist mets fans
>>152802641no one likes you or your constant attempts to stir up shit just because you're massively lonely & bored. hopefully it's a permanent ban next time
>>152802641KWAB
>>152802220you're lucky
>>152802641what the fuck is her problem?
>>152802641kek scuba, save the attempts to divide america for your x account
>>152802929the hell is this from
>>152802641What went wrong?
>>152803071the war zone
Jannies turned out the dane, kek what a KWAB
>>152803213he's very likely a weirdo on a vpn
>>152803082More of a Philly thing I suppose
>>152803264>literal commie is the team captain on the mest>brings up the illies
>>152803308Vpn on Dane
>>152803342Cope retard
>>152803308Erm explain this then?
>>152803264No wonder they won't sign a jap guy
you losers need to take it elsewhere. this isn't /pol/
>>152803410This is a center left board
>>152803410We don't like communism, we like teams that spend big money and keep the stove hot.
rockies
Keep in mind that Mets just traded Nimmo and Jeff for being white
>ohtani's scorned ex-lover has more pol hot takes
>>152803966That drama queen Lindor is at fault
>>152804057easily the worst poster on /mlb/. just ignore him. he'll eventually die off
>>152804245I’m not even a Mets fan. It’s funny though, considering Ohtani winning back to back World Series after leaving the Angels, he’s decided to start shit with the Mets fans now.
>>152804316>he’s decided to start shitthat's all unloved faggots with no agency irl dohe'll type and type and type until he diesand no one will remember he was ever here
FAGGets kek!
Lots of hurt feelings today
colorado and miami should be contracted
>>152804483fuck my ass
>>152804483pfma
I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock..
>>152804415That wasn’t very center left of you dawg
>mom donny is a mets fanPlease, God. I don't ask for much. Please don't let this be true.
>>152804571go braves!
Alec Bohm and Bryson Stott for Ketel Marte. Who says no?
>>152804641You made up two of those players. Bri’s Son Stott?
>>152804661Throw in RP Kek Scubool for Ketel Marte too and it's a done deal?
pfma
Ketel Marte will remain a snek
>>152804617Trump is too though, and he loves Zohran. Imagine the seethe if they go to a game together.
>>152804641Me
>>152803493that reminds me in the Nick Wright episode of TAFS he talks about growing up a Dodgers fan. whoever I argued with...take that
>>152804845Bohm is a budding star and Bryson Stott is a consistent 2nd baseman.
>>152804788Trump being a fan is basedZerohn being a fan is turrible just turble
psma
You find the best Tex-Mex in Boston
>>152804661Jay Sutt Lee or something
>>152805804Guess you’ll be one of the seething then
>blow gays>OkaHOMO
>want to eat some taco bell>technically probably too much alcohol in blood to drive to get some taco bell>don't want to support dogshit delivery companies and have taco bell deliveredAHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FAT!
>>152806199Walk there, you fat fuck.
>>152806264Recker has a point
>>152806264>1 mile awayhmmm, do you think the dining room is open at 8pm
>>1528062908PM? It’s prob open til midnight fatty.
My shit ass angels are going to make NO big moves. Holy fuck.
>>152806290>>152806302This, go walk or you don't deserve it
>>152806313They will sign Zach Eflin eventually and ruin him.
>>152804773I need more sea sneks.
>>152806199checked, walk there and pick up a cheesy gordita crunch for me thx
>/mlb/ comes together to bully a drunk fatty into walking to get his slop :)
>>152806473Be alert. Stop texting while walking
>>152806532I am not heem
>>152806089I live in Nassau County so I'm actually quite happy because a moron who calls himself a socialist in name is going to drive up the prices of my rental properties. Watch him get next to nothing done in 4 years while crime & mental illness continue to rise. He's going to be another Dinkins.
>win 92 games >be one game away from NLCS>refuse to spend money to improve your teamErmm..what the science?
>>152806552I donut care
>>152806647>donut caresounds like some kinda fag sex act, fagyou a Dodgers fan?
I’m a Yankees chad and I have no gag reflex and my asshole can take aggressive fucking
>not wanting Framber Valdez but wanting Kyle TuckerLol Framber is a workhorse while Tucker has some injuries and a history of being shit in the post season. Framer had a spergout but he will at least be playable during most games.
>>152806731The fact that he went around showing a video of how he’s a good guy is a bad look though
>>152806760He’s not doing anything close like Urias from the Dodgers. Not a good look on Framber’s part, a bit stupid but I don’t expect much from him upstairs. He’s a bit of a head case if he’s off, but elite when he’s on. Tucker is more money in comparison, and has more baggage with his health and lack of performance. I’d rather eat the money from Framber than long term with Tucker.
I'd rather have Bassitt or Scherzer back than Framber to be quite honest
>>152806731I think these concerns are overblown like they are with Judge. Belly does scare me because of how streaky bad he can be. I simply don't know if he actually fixed something in this mechanics and/or mental game or will revert back to that extreme.
>>152806436It's gonna cost you your best young pitchers
Framber is legit
Legit psychotic
The World Series ended 9 weeks ago
>>152807164counterpoint: 37 days until pitchers and catchers report
>>152807433enough
>>152807433Cabbage patch kids look like this??
>>152807433Why is this so fun to watch?
>>152807281Can't wait for spring training to come. Want to get a look at my gritty 2030 doyers
That Peff Jassan edit might be the first time AI made me actually laugh
pfma??
o kek
>>152806178座布団一枚あげる
>>152807928based jap
>>152807928>>152807953Kek!
>>152807953>>152807928Kek?! KEK???KEK!
>>152807953座布団二枚あげる
>>152807953
>>152808024座布団全部没収
>>152808015japs on a roll
>>152808037what's japanese for "please sproat my ass"?
>>152808042スライダーカッターの組み合わせ
>>152808063kek
>>152808042
intercontinental keks have been deployed
>>152807756
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7SI6-p3RL0A
While we were enjoying Japanese breakfast these bastards ate our lunch
Shooter in the thread.
Good morning everyone.
>>152806671somebody fuck this guy
Tomboy's
The Angels have rebounded from the Okamoto blunder and got their guy.>The Angels are signing left-hander Tayler Saucedo, as Saucedo himself indicated recently on his personal Instagram account. The exact details of Saucedo’s contract aren’t yet known, but it’s likely to be a minor league deal with an invite to big league Spring Training.
>>152810882>breaking the news about your own signing Jassaniggas… our response?
we can officially respect okamoto. he didn't go the graveyard.
>>152810882>128.0 IP>5 seasons in the league>0.4 Career WARManoah and Suacedo are going to be a devastating 1-2 punch
The New York Stankedoo ‘ems of Baltimore have won the Paul DeJong sweepstakes!!
>>152810882I'm still going to use the pics I have of him as a Mariner and you can't stop me.
>>152811006kek they accidentally signed the wrong paul
Let's swing back around to dem Cubbie bears
>>152803082Much like China or Russia before it, the masses were simply tired of their constant humiliation, destitution and poverty at the helm of their leadership. So they disposed of their old leaders and went in a new direction.
>denmark got b& againkek
i think luis arraez is officially at the white sox or rockies phase of his career.
>>152810882>Came up in Blue Jay's system, waived picked up my Mariners>While living in Japan, Saucedo was introduced to baseballBasically a star Japanese pitcher. Who has experience on two of the AL's top teams... yeah he's not a romantic signing, but you've got 25 men on a Roster and 4 minor league teams. Sometimes the Strategic Lefty Middle Reliever is needed.
>>152811273Dear Mr. Arraez:I have been told that you will celebrate your birthday on February twenty-fourth, and I hope you will accept my warm congratulations. Realization that you now count your years at the four score mark reminds me, with something of a shock, that it is fifty years ago that I used to follow your batting average with the keenest of interest. I venture to say that your name and the records you established are as well known to the boys of today as they were to me, and that, I think, must prove that you are truly one of baseball’s immortal heroes.I hope you have a fine birthday celebration, and that you will enjoy to the fullest many more years of happiness and health.Sincerely,Dwight D. Eisenhower
>>152808207Give up for dem bearies!
>>152811253KWAB!
>>152811273>hall of fame level contact skills>will only be remembered as a factoid in a couple years because he was too fat and lazy to develop a single other tool.What a waste.
>>152811472His walk rate in Minnesota was 8.7%. Since he left it's been 4.3%.
>>152808207>>152811392this is unhinged...
whoops this one is nicer
Wh00ps I saw a m00se
>>152811607If I was gay or a woman I'd probably think Caleb Williams was attractive.
>>152811339uhh??? Da fuckini?
gm mariners nation>>152810882I support this for both parties
>>152812526>second lowest pitching war
>>152777777kek..KEK!!
>>152810882huh, don't remember him playing for the jay->look it up>he did
Fuck canada
Yankees gonna trade for Edward Cabrera Hoyerpacos BTFO once again
>>152813261How did it go?
>>152813155They're never going to live this one down.
>>152810882Saucy!
>”I want to beat Dodgers”>sign with AstrosWhat does he mean by this
>>152813155The great scuba kekkening of 2026
>>152810882angels got dat sauce boy! we run da west!
>>152814500theres no way the dodgers will win 3 world series in a row so you would have to be crazy to sign there knowing it will be a lost season.
>>152814058The next Carl Pavano.
>>152814058>>152814955hasn't thrown a lot of innings
>>152815234Really doesn’t matter
>>152814500he thought the mets would care about him
canada fucks ya
i would ask for the stove status, but i know the answer
>>152818232It has never been this cold. It will be cold until February.
>>152813068That's what you get when Michael McGreevy is your ace.
What a boring Offseason, at least sell us if you're not gonna sign any CA.
>>152814500He knows that 2017 was legit and Doggie Doos are just coping because their team's cheating strategy wasn't as effective
>>152820345Geez, is this the level of delusion that astroniggers have sunk to?
>>152811273he unironically should go to the rockies, he'll be a guaranteed hall of famer playing at coors since he'll have a career batting average of like .370+ and 3500 hits. We might not even see another 3000 hitter after Manny Machado(assuming he gets it, he is the most likely given his age and current numbers), so it'd make that feat even more impressive for him
I could go for a poundin
>>152820920go braves!
OP here, how's my thread doing?
>>152820390>Team has Dookie Betts>Team has Trevor Bauer>pitching staff uses sticky stuffYeah I’m thinking Chadstros are just a better team and that Dodgers are cop artists
>>152821385Not enough hot chicks
>Blackburn tells The Post the Mets’ clubhouse wasn’t the same without JD Martinez and Jose Iglesias"Oh my gah" was really the thing holding the Mets together...
>>152821866Post the video
>>152821385Needs more peffslop
Rosenthal mogs peff
>>152823017ken, don't you have work to be doing?
>>152823017he shows up on am 710 seattle every once in a while and always says something incredibly stupid and totally divorced from reality peff is a regular guest and usually repeats week-out-of-date conventional wisdom
>>152823059>judging insiders by radio hits and not social media presence in 2026oh, honey...
>>152823339peff mogs all?
>>152823339please fight my aunt?
>>152823339"please sproat my ass" but he accidentally typed 'f' instead of 's'?
sausage & peffers
>please fertilize my anaheimsIt's a little early but if you're starting plants indoors you can get sprouts going quick.
>>152823339Precision factory machining abounds
Kinda telling when the retards who are already calling Imai better than Yamamoto despite the former not throwing one MLB pitch really just come off as contrarians that don't really know ball at all>n-nobody askedFree country, free speech nigger
>>152825268nobody is expecting him to be better than Middle of the Rotation, Japanplease stop replying to the voices in your head online
no one cares doyerpaco
>>152825349Oh he's mid, all Seibu pitchers end up mid. I know that one.>>152825362Explain the gore melty you had on /nfl/ last night, Alex
>>152825349>JapanEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
what the fuck
>>152825519So Suarez is going to the Rangers.
>>152825462Yeah, there's only a few players I do have faith truly succeeding in the MLB. Imai is not one of them. Murakami is also not one of them. I think Okamoto has a chance to be solid.Real shit though, NPB needs to get its shit together. Make it more player friendly.
>>152825349Some doyerpacos are legitimately insane
>>152826202Well yeah my job is neutering shitbulls for a living, think you've got it easy?
>>152826202>some>not most>>152826431if true, tyfys
with both Okamoto and Imai going to teams that weren't reported as interested, any tweet going forward that says any team is interested in any player just means those teams aren't gonna sign them.
>>152826533Deadass, that's my job. Do the same with Rottweilers and German Shepherds as well.>>152826781Megaphone negotiations are just cringe lmao. Allows sub 100 IQ dumbasses to be set up for failure. Yankees fans are biggest example of this.
>>152826849>Deadassyou have to be 18 to post here
>>152825462I just meant it in the Place vs. Place, Japan meme sense>Middle of the Rotation free agent : |>Middle of the Rotation free agent, Japan : O
>>152826849>deadass
bros... not like this
>>152827490
>>152827490>the economistlolLMAO
>>152826849>DeadassUnless you're a mestfag, (I do not like the mest) this is cultural appropriation.
You think he deadass regrets gripping a Yankees fitted now that the dodgers finally won a couple chips? Especially after the humiliation of 2024?
Hey
>>152829072been tryin to reach youOOOOH OOH HOO OOH
>>152829220Hey!Must be a devil between us
>>152829494WHEREHAVE YOUBEEN
>>152827490this is falsely inferring that all of those football fans wouldn't say that baseball is their second favorite sport and soccer is for gaywads and euros
>>152829675We’re ch-ah-hay-hayned We’re ch-hayned!
>>152829706True. It's pretty deceptive polling and soccerfags are the type to be insecure enough to use it as "proof" their gay sport has any real popularity in this country.
>>152825519>>152825592It means he's staying.
>>152825268I would say NPB is on par or even better than MLB right now. Japan is way better than USA at baseball.
o i bone ya
I think Japanese players are the best because I like anime
I don't care about Japanese ballplayers but I like Japanese athletes in the Japanese Athletic Ventures (JAV) leagueAll-time favorite player is probably Anri Okita
>>152830676This. The NPB has passed MLB by. It’s going to be glorious watching Nippon win the WBC again
>>152831555checkedany other players you recommend i look into?
O they talkin bout porno
>>152831555They don't make them like they used to.I don't know any JAV players that have big chests anymore. The meta seems to have shifted to slimmer builds.
>>152832143you been out the game playado some scouting on Nagi Hikaru>>152831662I recommend looking into Azusa Nagasawa. a real 5 tool player. ain't afraid to get dirt on the jersey
who is the Anthony Recker of JAV?
we need doyershinji now more than ever
>>152830676>Japan is way better than USA at baseballThat's going to change next year at the WBC. Just watch, we're out for revenge this year.
>>152832451>dark horse small school catcher with a big mouthAlice Otsu
>>152830676>>152831650Gr8 b8 m8kuns
>>152832834>big… mouthErm sweetie?
https://x.com/i/status/2007945122022052034>Cubs checked in on old friend Cody Bellinger. They’re also known to be in touch with Bregman, Bichette and other top players. The incumbent Yankees remain in talks with Bellinger, their stated No. 1 priority. Mets, Dodgers, Giants are among others showing interest in Bellinger.https://x.com/i/status/2007963844304577020Source: The Yankees newest offer to Free Agent OF/1B Cody Bellinger is for 5 years and around $150-160 million dollars. They have added an extra year to their initial offer.
>>152833108>Source: The Yankees newest offer to Free Agent OF/1B Cody Bellinger is for 5 years and around $150-160 million dollars. They have added an extra year to their initial offer.don't really like it.
Give us nu now
>>152833165>nu before 500You've got a lot to learn about this gen, sweetie.
unironically how is this venezuela situation going to affect mlb
>>152833175My mistake
>>152833197Pablo Sandoval said he's boycotting the WBC
bakerspie bakerspiewherefore art thou bakerspie
Smell dat hot fresh nu tho
Cubs on top
Cubs on bottom
Me in the middle
What is the Final Solution to /mlb/'s homosexuality & anime problem?
>>152833687You gotta finally solve this bussy
Watchin anim-B next level shit
I could go for anime
>>152833115>Scott Boras holds out for more>Bellinger is still unsigned in March and looking for a one year dealCap it.
blue jays baseball
>>152834772Fuck you
>>152834772wtf is your problem?
>>152834772
>>152834774>>152834835>>152835081gm qts
>>152835150Gay mets lad
The philthydelphia phentanyls have hired Don Mattingly as a bench coach. That counts as stove news… right?
>>152835150Mornin'
>>152835391That ain't hot enuff n you know it!!!!
>>152835407T-T
>>152835391OUCH! HOT STOVE! HOT!!!
I's burnin up!!!
stovebros... is today the day?
o boy o boy it’s gonna be a hot one t’day!
>>152835520not real. the match was already lit.
>>152835530It's a strike anywhere.
Crack o' the bat lights my fire
>>152833115all boras clients deserve to have their market collapse
>>152835520>lights the oven >stove still cold as ice we’ve been had
Stove's cooling off faster n ever, this day n age....
>>152835624Cubs let him down, hopefully my duckies don't.
>>152835624
You bet I'd a cubbie bear
Charliiiiieeeee they blew your freaking throat out charliiiieeeeee
>>152835666Only oldcums will get this one
>>152835666You old devil....
>>152835666you young devil....
Fatsconsin kek
>>152837657doesn't this guy have like a career .190 BA
>>152837657my jaysies mentioned
I LOVE fat guys in sports and I am unashamed to admit it.
>>152837657he hit like once a fucking series tho
>>152838074a stat even i can aspire to
I need to be bent over and filled up~
Lake Titicaca
>>152838763>home of my dota teammates
___ in a ____
nu so close I cam almost smell it
dead genny
>>152839763kek you are a FAGGet kek!!
gomk
sneef
tunk
>>152839893most functioning angels fan
/nu/ 4 u >>152840332>>152840332>>152840332>>152840332>>152840332>>152840332
