Final Climb Edition>Sat 03.01.14.45 Cross-Country Skiing - Tour de Ski - W+M Sprint Final Classic, Val di Fiemme (ITA)>Sun 04.01.09.30 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 1st Run, Kranjska Gora (SLO)11.30 Cross-Country Skiing - Tour de Ski - M Final Climb 10km Mass Start Free, Val di Fiemme (ITA)12.15 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 2nd Run, Kranjska Gora (SLO)13.30 Ski Jumping - Four Hills Tournament - HS124, Innsbruck (AUT)15.30 Cross-Country Skiing - Tour de Ski - W Final Climb 10km Mass Start Free, Val di Fiemme (ITA)>Mon 05.01.14.20 Piggy Jump - HS98, Villach (AUT)>Tue 06.01.14.20 Piggy Jump - HS98, Villach (AUT)16.30 Ski Jumping - Four Hills Tournament - HS124, Bischofshofen (AUT)Previous thread: >>152752950
First for real Qts doing a real Sport
They're dropping like flies
>>152793153>30 next yearThe Wall draws near
are you fucking kidding me
Let's go Jasmi!
Thigh gaps are a crime against humanity. Thighs must be rubbing and become sore, so that I can rub special ointment on them
Total Jasmi domination
COME ON JASMI DESTROY THEM
CAM ON AABREKK
GET ILAR
That's a long course
Anywhere I can follow results of Dutch short track national cahmps?
>>152793303It's the Olympic one which is interesting. Not good for Tank
Frida and Vilma pls
Meme heat
Vilma Kissinen-Pussinen
Eurosport said that Frail Frida still has that left foot injury. It's extremely painful.
Fähndrich attack, looks like an easy win
Frida is so bad and worthless haha
>>152793361Therese pls
GO JESSIE GO
Jessie and Johanna
Sloppy Jessie advances
Why are there zero fans?
>heat 1 win, heat 2 second place, heat 4 winI really hope our girls haven't spent all their ammo already.
>>152793426>no snowgrim
Cassol my beloved
Come on JOJO
BIUS BASCHGE :DDD
OFICIALNY FANKLUB KAMILA STOCHA
Meaty win
Drivenes nearly beat Jojo at her own game with that climb attack.
>>152793474
Johanna Madshus!
Andy Witthölzl with the Lemmy Kilmister mustache
>Czech skiing
>even czech men going down on their knees
DIRTY TRICK KLAEBO
>>152793553He was always gonna slow down there no matter what
Why is USA allowed to compete after the Venezuela attack?
SLURPIN
barp
B A R PARP
Heggen is super for a dude born in 2005. I'm impressed.
god i love sweden
>norwegian poling
>Swedish starting
>Swedish skiing
>swedish starts
>>152793641Excuse me, >swedish starting
Main group going so slowly Myhlback has already caught up to them despite that pole break.
Really didn't expect Stenshagen to win that
F U C KUCK
>conditions are too dangerous>send the trialjumper
>>152793680The wind gods must be appeased
Mocellini looking pretty strong.
>Raimund
>>152793712Huh. Almost Muminov'd the fence.
>Austrian Cheating
>Swedish skiingAnger violation of track limits!
HILL
>Ryoyu does the 67>Domen muminovs the barrierEventful
J O H N N Y
Hoping for some Finnish success
Hoping for some Finnish succubus
>>152793747Domen is OVER just like I promised you, romania bro
Sweden is DONE
>>152793791>*blocks you*
>>152793791Frfr
>moa peelar
Fuck Moa Ilar
WAD DE FUG!
Jojo blocking Jessie AGAIN!
Well done blocking Jessie
>>152793834Fucking wide load is turning into Jessie's arch nemesis
>USA
>>152793824>3 ILAR Moa (SWE) - ICR 343.9 - Obstruction
suz shorttrack update: 3rd in 1000m final behind velzeboers, also 2nd and 4th in time trials both times ahead of deltrap and van oorschotif she does this again tomorrow in the 1500, it's hard to keep her off the team for milan
>Throwing a tantrum at the finishing stretch and stabbing your opponent behind you
Stop cheating
>4 MOILANEN Niilo (FIN) - ICR 343.9 - ObstructionCome on!
>>152793850What are the rules to qualify and how many spots do you get for Olympics?
>>152793856Dsq that whore
Thinking Klæbo might win this one
Stoelben wtf
>>152793882Hot take
>>152793882nah not today
>>152793856>9 de MARTIN PINTER Iris (ITA) - ICR 343.9 - Obstruction
>butt 10cm too wide, DISQUALIFIED
>>152793893Lmao
>>152793869it's the dutch championships shorttrack but they're not a qualifier, the actual decision for the olympics team is made by the coachbut it's a great chance to skate yourself in the picture 5 spots per gender
>>152793153Happy Birthday!
>>152793908Thx, hard to see Suz not being in 5. My guess is Velzeboers, Selma, Deltrap, Suz. Diede stays home
Thunderbolt Chappaz
Fuck, Johnny's finish just ran out of steam
Wtf did pelle tried to do there
>>152793926Looked like he tried to be clever and pass Grahn and change lanes at the same time but there wasn't room to do that.
Finnish win inc
cute dog
>>152793936Yeah sure
>>152793936No doubt
Come on Jasmi and Johanna!
>>152793936I believe
JASMI ATTACK
AFWA
JASMI JASMI JASMI
AFFW
J A S M IASMI
Jaaaaaaasmiiiiii
Told you Jasmi would win today. Jojo went too wide
Jasmi has a big mouth
>>152793996For you
>>152793996NHL player size jaw
They jumped! swedish feminist team seething lol
>>152794022Impressive, very nice
CAMMON!
>>152793882God, I'm smart...
Jesus christ kläbo..
lol
Fucking hell Johannes
Heia
Grahn!!
Klaebo too OP pls nerf, but no Norwaysweepslol today!
Frida plans to take a break from skiing and doing some cycling for training instead after the final climb. She wants to work on her tendons because according to her, she has had problems with her high foot arches and very thin feet.
>>152794238sounds like chicken claws
>>152793995>Jojo went too wideShe can never be too wide
i hope trump bombs and kidnaps jojo next
>>152794285I, for one, welcome our new decently cute, generic-looking girls
>>152794238She said that some foot expert with 30 years of experience freaked out over how weird her feet are
>>152794442He must consult with another expert from a different country, surely?
>Orange Girl>Frail Frida>Monster Feet
biathlon-bros, what's your take on cats? Any biathletes with cats?
>>152794783Some say there are biathletes who are cats.
>>152794799I need proofs
>>152794783I am a dog person
>>152794783Venlacat
>>152794853
>>152794824Me too
>>152794853>>152794867based, cute and pussycat pilled>>152794824>>152794897unbased but still cute
>>152794783Petting a cat right now
>>152795019pics or didn't happen
>>152795581:D
>>152795581Lmao
>>152794783Not big on mangy mouse eaters.
>>152794783evil creatures
Sturla and Botn are sick and won't race at Oberhof.
cat
>>152796373Looks like the replacements are Sverre Dahlen Aspenes and Martin Nevland (in his world cup debut).
164th for skijumping not being a real and serious sport.
Did you know that Darcie represented Australia in the table tennis Junior World Championship when she was younger?
>>152797805>He has gone through her full historyJust send her a message
>>152794783
>>152796799would cuddle both
>>152794016>>152794022jojo is normal, maja is the leader of the gang
3rd place today should secure jojo in the olympic sprint>jojo>jonna>maja>emmahopefully
>>152800705They'll take a one-legged Svahn over JoJo
JoJo makes me three-legged if you catch my meaning
>>152800730yes, i fear that bitch will somehow steal a spot even tho jojo deserves it more
>>152800730Svahn's a feminist, she'll undermine the team. Noo thanks
counterpoint: jojo is a fat cunt
>>152801968Uncalled for
>>152801968Well, we like fat here, by consensus I think it's something that unites us, we all really like it like that, curvy, jiggly, thiccAnd we all like jojo so shut up
Death climb day
>>152794853>>152794867corr nice kittington diss
>>152800705doesnt Jonna have a free spot?
Predict barilla girl's margin of victory
Good morning
Ez Durr Victory
>>152807893:D
Me on the right
Predicting a Barilla, RAST, surprise contender podium.
>Croatian skiingAGAIN
I thought Smiley girl had bad season after winning globe, Zrinka might top it
Barillawinslol
>-2.17Incredible technique.
Shiff wasnt even fastest in top part
>-0.10RAST wtf
Durr-Bros, we can still salvage this with an aggressive 2nd run!
Does someone else finally win?
>Albanian skiing
Bad days for RedBull girls
>You'll fuck it up, bitch.
For fucks sake
Smol Lara doing well in KG
Where is Fast Car? Haven't seen her for a while.
>>152794783for me, it's rats
>>152808112>Slovenian slalom specialist Andreja Slokar has torn a cruciate ligament in her right knee during training in Sölden.
>>152808112She was injured in Sölden during training, exploded knee and surgery, season over.
Camiel rats
>>152808130>>152808136:(
what are the best scenes of Kiki Alexander?
"our" women are so fucking bad at slalom what the hell
>>152808200Aside from Nina when were they good?
Come on, Moa L. (second best Moa)
>>152808144Rude
Taubitzdoesntwinlol
Frail Frida OUT
>>152808304
>>152808304terminal lack of foot rubs
She would have won 10000 euros for doing the final climb
*ahem*RAMPAS INHUMANAS
>>152808211Better than this. How many have we starting the last races. Like 2-3 women. It's a new low.
Klaebo falls off the mountain
Time for some climbing
Penalty loop for technique violators
Thanks to these tourism ad shots I kind of want to visit Val di Fiemme.
>slurpingpursuit was much better
>>152808461The guys on Yle have been criticising the mass start format for the entire race.
>>152808459I think Val di Fiemme is meh, better during the summer imo
>>152808461This
>>152808461It still amazes me that the ONE stage that should be a pursuit isn't.
Would you climb it?
>>152808501i would beat all of them
>>152808469
>Average gradient 26.5%Cycling sissies could never.
>>152808520who is the Puck Moonen of biathlon tho?
Every year I laugh at how comically steep it is
Is Klaebo trolling or just taking it easy?
>>152808539hes washed up
SkiMo chads would dominate
Come on Stenshagen, only 45 seconds!
>>152808371klaebo DROPPED
>>152808539He has never been good at the climb.
>turkmenistan sprintingbased Iversen
Klaebo not even tired
We got robbed AINbros...
Wth Ivers!
why did they change it to mass start?
>>152794783dogs are much more common pets
>>152808530Id love to understand where her ego came from
>>152808574FIS is run by people who think they have to change everything for the sake of change. Or that any change will be more popular.
>>152808579maybe onlychild? they are born with it
Stenshagen ran out of hill to make a max effort on Klaebo's lead.
Will Miss Skeltal do anything noteworthy at the olympics?
>>152808621that's not the same person in the first and the second part of the webm tho
Love Nina
Get a good run going, Elfie
>>152808632A day when she doesn't wipe out is a good day :)
>>152808625She'll win the 50km classic and the relay.
>>152808634didnt realise HOW BAD it is in Slalom for her
>>152808642What if her Foot hurts after 40km
>>152808625I could see her medaling in the relay and the 10km, plus maybe the 50km, if she gets her very thin feet in order before the fire is lit.
>>152808625eats something funny and gets the sharts again. from there on it will be only excuses why she hasn't won anything
Happy Nina
>>152808670I love her and Paulas friendship
One more for Nina top 20
>Frida ded>Jessie cooked from too many racesJonna will sweep the olympics
Can we have a pic of Fridas feet and a detailed explanation what the problem is?
>>152808678What about Ebber?
>>152808629GuMo faceblindanon
>>152808678>not so fast
>>152808682
2 Woman bob 2nd heat started. Germans top 3 after 1st
>>152808698Laura > Lisa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coalburner Kim
Lena Lena Lena :)
>>152808689She got goblin feet.
Lena must have been pissed off after her first run, she actually took the handbrake off for this one.
Lena Durr-Fotzner
>>152808707Time for Leona to enter World Cup
>>152808716It's annoying that she always does this just for one run
Kalla has probably the most perfectest feet in langrenn if anyone is interested
>>152808727>If you're hating on Frida, you're hating on this beautiful angelThink about it Norgays
>>152808732>Orange Twig
Finnbro gonna be happy with this Peterlini result
MARTINA
>>152808732okay
Melanie Fatlard
Calle hasn't given up on the Olympics yet as most of our male skiers are shit and there are 8 spots to fill
Latvian skiing on the rise
>>152808727post her mother's feet. girls get their feet from their mothers
>>152808764>Calle
cute latvian
Jenny German
>>152808764Torgny Mogren said that Sweden shouldn't fill all sports and only bring 4 or 5 if there aren't enough competitive men.
>>152808755
there should be unlimited spots for the swedish women and zero for the men
>>152808684Gonna win the most golds
Good for second best Lara >>152808804>Märtas face when I say that I like her and I want to be her bf
L A R A
>>152808805autism (some might say 'quirky')
Emma pls
>>152808804Many people are saying this
Kathi-Truppe
Kathi Truppe :3
Will Paula DF
PAULA PAULA PAULA>>152808836yes!!!
PAULA ATTACK
>>152808821Ebber is alright
Wow Wendy
Great slalom today I have to say
Caffe Wendy with her best slalom run of this season
Damn coffee Wendy
Rast needs amazing run. SHIFFED
>-1.69Jesus fucking Christ Shiffers
ABD. Anyone but Domen.
>-1.69Barilla pls
Barilla winningest gets my noodle wet
Shiffer's upper body stability is ridiculous. Like a chicken's head when you're moving the body around
Shiff is crazy god damn
CAMILLE!!!!!
R A S T AST
R A S TAST
SICK
HOWEVER
Great slalom today I have to say2
>Camille rast auf Eins
Finally someone else. AmazingLove Shiff but this was needed
WHAT THE HELL
>>1528088711. Hoerl2. Cofenig3. Ryoyu
Insane runs from both Barilla and RAST, I wish they did that thing where they show both racers on screen at the same time like ghosts where you could compare their technique.
Crotch Control to Major TomTake your protein pills and put the 4 hills on
I LOVE RAST AND I LOVE SEX
>>152808909Kek
Nolte cucks Buckwitz again
>>152808904Domen first in the trial. You promised me he was OVER
>>152808915:)
Based CamilleOur entire women's speed division is kill so she is clutch to turn up now
>>152808927Needs to do this at Olympics too and Taubitz not to fall and world can end happily
>>152808938Do you have a fave in Skeleton?
Schweiz-Brüder???
>>152808946How are we so bad at a sport that only we care about
>RAST win, Shiffers 2nd>Caffe Wendy finally looking happy>Paula DF and nearly on the podium>Martina and Lara top 10What a good slalom day.
>>152808946Simi winning 4 olympic golds will be enough for us for the rest of time
I'm paying for this shit btw
>>152808944Fernstädtová>my fav in Luge is Tunytska but not like she can win anything so Julia it is
>>152808968>19€ a month for ms paint graphics
>>152808974Very solidI wish that she didn't switch to Czechia :/
Has ZDF made the ski jumping presenter lady stand in a pit today? She looks shorter than usual.
>>152808968Kek.You just know some poor intern had to make this overnight.
Bichi already gained like 10kg and looks look a normal human being again while Hannawald and Maddin Schmitt still look like skeletons after rotting in the grave
>>152808992Was she mogging the ex pros?
>>152809000That's why Bitchi was mediocre
>>152808987Unterscheider is qt3.14 too>almost German
Bad graphics aside, this is pretty exciting behind Jessie. Can the climb retards Heidi and Ebba catch up to AFLAs?
>>152809006Now she looks about the same height as her co-presenter dude, when she usually looks like this.
>>152808992Hm she looks normal, just at Freunds height
>>152809000Yes well.....>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>152809021Your pic is showing Amelie Stiefvatter and the girl today is Lena Kesting
>>152809020I sincerely hope Jasmi doesn't explode on the hill, but given that she actually has a chance for a podium I doubt she'll hold back, given that H-weng and Ebba are only a minute behind.
>>152808955sexo
>>152809034>german reading and understanding
Is Horngacher getting axed next year?
Crotch Contol
>>152809064He already sad that it is his last season, DSV has been looking for a new guy
>>152809064He's already quitting after this season
>>152808968what do you expect from a budget of merely 10 billion eurobucks a year?
Hoerl is my last hope.
Reminder
According to Frida Westman they have to strip naked and have their whole body scanned and there is a gynecologist there to inspect the crotch
>>152809128Hope they're also taking pictures and videos for later analysis
>>152809128that's a job with a lot of responsibility. where do i send my cv?
AUFFE AUFN BERG
>Arschgei-Actually not that bad for once
>>152809278I spoke too soon
>Heidi playing in the backgroundKino
Just lower the gate. Stop jerking the poor kid around.
>Vilho Palosaari (FIN) vs Ryoyu in the shootoutPoor guy never had a chance.
>>152809381Kilde getting cucked tonight
Is anybody of you living mountain adjacent?
>>152809419Of course. Open ground scares me.
>>152809419Behold the massive Czech mountains
N I K A I D OShame he will flop in the second round
Alex Incelsam
Felix :)
>>152809064I will be coaching next season
>>152809520Make sure their crotches are perfect
Embacher is so good
Oh no, the Lemmy Kilmister stache is gone
Embacher wants to set a third hill record.
Kraft is just a rich man's Fettner
BIUS BASCHGE LUGGY LOOSER :~~~DDD
I've seen enough. Shitter Domen does the grand slam.
>BamboleoSurprisingly no Sweet Caroline so far though
>>152809419imagine being a flatlander
I live at 220 m
>>152809797I live in the uploads up to 600m in the middle of Germany, the alps are still fascinating though
>>152809817uplands*
>>152809817Harz-Bernd?
>>152809873No, South-East NRW
čofenik
>>152810046Ah yes the old cancer patient look.
>>152810046I'd look like this too if I was made to participate in skijumping
Is Tschofenigger still banging Loutit?
Wtf Hoffmann
Time for WOMEN
Colby looks like a school shooter
Come on Hoerl
DSQ Prevc, didn't reach the finish
>>152810118I'm stuck watching this fake sport for now
Bottler
REN YOU HERO
EBBER!
>Domendoesn'twinlolWTF
DoMen cucked
>>152809490APOLOGAIZU
1. Jessie2. Heidi3. Stadlober
>>152810172Based samurai ensures shitter Domen doesn't join the pantheon
based nips
R E NEN
Jasmi will die so badly
>>152810191Too much ass.
>Swiss skiing
I remember two names: Laukli and Claudel
>>152810216Neither one is there this year, unfortunately.
Jessie with her usual opening gambit, I see
Form > AnythingJessie's gonna win the climb
Day 4 of Dry January sucks
What country are the pink suits girls?
>>152810229These? Switzerland.
>>152810228For me it's dry next weekend
>>152810229pink suit is usually neutral athletes from Belorussia
>>152810238No they are at the bottom of the group >>152810252You are right, Neprayeva doesn't wear pink so I was confused
a good race would be if the wittch collapsed and died on track
>>152810288Rude
Ebba masterclass incoming
Should be easy enough for Diggins to keep the overall right?
>>152810288Frida is DNS>>152810297Jessie's overall win chance is 99,999%
Maja!
Hagström just stopping. kek
>Jojo literally stopped LMAO
Jojo exploded
Chipmunk barfing already
Imagine exploding in Jojo
Come on Ebber
Jasmi slow start
Come on Johanna, get Ilar!
Fabled norwegian women sweep incoming?
>pooa peelar
Change format to pursuit. Remove all bonus point system. Set distance to 15km. Let everyone start in with exact the delay that corresponds to their points so far. Total result is equal to the result of the final climb.Otherwise just rename it to Tour de Slurp
>>152810346>Cheesed to meet you
God damn fjällapor
Fugg, the water thief and Weng have nearly eaten the gap to Jasmi and Johanna.
NORWEGIAN MOUNTAIN WOMEN
EBBA attack soon
Stadlober on the rise!
>>152810346did jojo stop for a bite?
>>152810386She looked a bit tired but got her shit together again
Imagine this but classic
>>152810396>Myhlback double poling up the Alpe Cermis
>>152810394Nevermind she got gapped again
Imagine this but downhill
>>152810401Kek. He is insane enough to do it.Either that or Musgrave massacres everyone like he does up Lysebotn.
Moa Ilar failed podium
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
>>152810374Stadlober the 2nd place thief.
in other news: former tds winner nepryaeva married a literal zoomer
Haha, imagine these exhausted women in the finish area. You could probably do anything with them.
>>152810423No honour among thieves.
>>152810431Moa Ilar will block the camera view again
Asking about very real sport. Any reason Xandra didnt do any races today?
suz wins 1500m
>heidi wanklol
Feels like Diggers has more in the tank
>>152810451Comedy Gold
>>152810396
>>152810447What a finish
COME ON EBBA
Jessie Figgins :DDD
Heidi blew up
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
Ebba sweeps Olympics
>>152810486>doesn't drop deadso she failed to use all energy
>>152810444jokes on lIar, Kälin is too big to be blocked
Imagine this but no hill, and no skis. And they're chilling at home.
still won the race after this
Bitches piling up
>Ilar +2:51
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Queen shit
>>152810184
>>152809817>the alps are still fascinating thoughagreed. would love to go some day
If Jessie stays healthy, there's no telling how many medals she'll get in the Olympics.
>>152810525Impressive for Velzeboer too, was further behind here and only lost for Suz having longer legs
Suz' long legs mentioned
>>152810577and Im not even the Suz/Jutta Slovak poster
Märta DNF
Remember our fallen sisters
>>152810525Seeing it few times, does Velzeboer actually catch Suz so she wont fall? Weird angle to tell but to me it seems that way
>>152810602I picked her up halfway through the climb and carried her home
Is the chipmunk still in the woods eating cheese?
Imagine a biathlon race up Alpe Cermis with a final shooting at the top
Are the all wearing the same type of compression shorts do deny coomers like me?
>>152810612I think her arm get knocked by Velzeboers knee so she loses balance, then uses the upper leg to catch herself ondon't think Velzeboer had much choice in the matter
>wins her third tour de skiMy legendary queen
>>152810658at around 4 sec mark Velzeboer has both her arms under her armpits I think she did help her stay up>Suz probably going to Olympics in two sports now nice
>>152810607Riley?
>>152810709No, she's a different collection of consonants.
>>152810697
>>152810697the only win that matters is winning /biathlon/'s heart
OJOJOJEXTRA
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