Arsenal refball edition
>>152793632bout time they had some refball tbqh
Notable absentees from the Arsenal pre-match walk in Bournemouth:>Cristhian Mosquera (unavailable)>Riccardo Calafiori (unavailable)>Ethan Nwaneri>Myles Lewis-Skelly>Kai Havertz
>>152793632they finally got us for the softest shite conceivable
>>152793634>Kai
>>152793620Ok, who is this viking maiden on the right?
>>152793632I'm not even sure whether you're posting this as a negative thing: we were absolutely delighted with the news, about fucking time. More to come pls.
>>152793632we're still due for more refball in favour of Arsenal
Its not even refball. He was hoofing it up.
>set piece hoofball for opening goal>pretend that you're still a club that plays positive football after the other team is forced to open up to chase the gameArsenal simply don't play entertaining football.
>>152793853nobody does anymore and it's gonna get worse when wenger's offside rule comes in
>>152793853I would pay you to watch you seethe at Arsenal games, I could tell even during the game how devastated you were after that goal in particular. Start a YT channel or something
>wet spam
>>152793853>Arsenal simply don't play entertaining football.No one cares as long as we're winning games.
>>152793632Not my problem.
>>152793886he might be that liverpoo retard on tiktok who posts about how little he cares about arsenal every time they play
Would you start Jesus?
>>152793959no
>>152793853Patrick is pre-match copedrinking again.
>>152793959Maybe.
>>152793959nah he's better off the bench when they're tiredhis trickery doesn't work when they're 100% let gyok tire them out
>pooham
New year new Wolves!
We beat this Wolves superteam btw.
I love wolves desu their stadium is yellow
he HAS to score today r-right??it's simply inevitable....the MARAUDER of bournemouth can't be contained.
https://x.com/Arsenal/status/2007486019491491864
>>152794389>Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Zubimendi, Rice, Odegaard, Madueke, Martinelli, Gyokeres.>Subs: Arrizabalaga, White, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Merino, Eze, Saka, Trossard, Jesus.
>>152794389nice to see madueke, hope he performs
>>152794405>Merino, Eze, Saka, Trossard, Jesus.Not bad to bring on if things are going tits up.
cam on madookie do it for our lord and saviour jesus christ
>>152794428Strong bench. Very impressive
god where the FUCK is ethan
I just realised, rice is rb and timber is lb
>>152794456artetaball re-education camp
>>152794460Never mind I missed hincapies name
>>152794456Maybe prepping for a loan spell somewhere.
>havertz dropped already oh no no no no no kaibros....
I feel confident
>shartinelli start
I am from the future. He has been Unleashed.
>>152794405>saka benchedmister arteta right hand man who lurks in these threads finally directed his attention to this matter.good job.
>>152794561>right hand manNo, it's canon that Arteta himself lurks /arse/
>Saka bencheduhhh based?
rotating trossard and martinelli saved their careershopefully pressure from noni will make saka less greedy
>>152794626you got what you wanted.what's next?
>>152794656crashing this league.. with no survivors
Bournemouth press high, so Sharteta is playing fast players up front. Expect laang baalls to Gyökeres.
madueke please drop a 10/10 today, light a fire under saka’s ass. In Jesus name amen
today is the day lads. get ready to aplogise to gyokeres.
>>152794498so do I, which worries me.
>>152794626Finally, he needs humbling
>>152794695>>152794781I don't think he's become a Rashfordesque diva, his body just hasn't coped well with all the injuries and being constantly played. He needs fewer minutes this season, a preseason that finds him a new tactical role, and then I think he'll be OK. Until then, Madueke needs to pull his finger out.
Hope sharti plays well he looked decent recently.
>>152794561>>152794576>>152794626I had a heart to heart to heart talk with Arteta.
>you now remember bournemouth did the double over arsenal last season
>>152794874no, I have repressed last season. In fact, I don't even remember the last game we played.
i'm not impressed at all with this arsenal attack. took total team goals under 3.5.
do not like semen yo
>it's a shit camera angle episode
Cum on Arse, if we win tonight the Gay Gooners are hosting an LGBTQI+ party back in London, bound to be some glory holes and cavity based shenanigans, incredible scenes. Most LGBTQI+ friendly fanbase and therefore the best fanbase in the world.GAY GOONERS FOREVER!
>semen, yo
>bj88 sponsor what did they mean by this?
lol the british villa supporting weirdo is here
where the fuck is havertzhe didn't even make the bench?
just run forward shartinelli ffs
>shartegaard
>odeshart>shartinelliso it begins...
Bmouth looking suicidal with this high line Should be able to put a couple in if they stay like this
>gyokershitit's so over
THEYRE TRYING TO FEED GYOKTHIS IS NOT A DRILL THEY ARE TRYING TO GET GYOK THE BALL
>maduekeksaka would've scored that
imagine if dookie could finish
>OFFTARGETueke
>Just pass to Gyokeres bro
>>152794992Probably, yeah
what
fack sake
>goobrielWHAT
>goobriel
They're simply better
lollmao
LMAO!
>Inside man GabrielTop 19 anime betrayals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jfc goobriel
>Villa wins>Arsenal loses>City drawsThe real title race begins
….. I swear to god if Arsenal drop points to Mememouth after the godly games last round …
2 am in the philippines btw
>>152795047I mean I’ve woken up at 4am a million times to watch arseBut he is mentally ill i agree
for fucks sake i was making food
>>152795047It's Sunday tomorrow
>best cb in the worldlol, lmao even
>>152795047has to be the mentally ill on a VPN
Reminder that Bournemouth have not won a game since October.
How do you say "męczenie buły" in your language?Because that's what's going to be happening for the rest of the game.
This will not slip!
why is gyokeres starting
>>152795066Bournemouth actually scored against Wolves
jej
WELL DONE GOOBER
OK BACK TO ZERO ZERO LADSGAME STARTS NOW
REDEEEMED
VAR incoming
REDEEMED
kek.
>>152795062best striker in the world actually
:)
:]
Quick redemption
good onya noni
>le set up own comeback merchantFirst against Newcastle, now Bournememe
>>152795093Would be a foul on hincapie Stop posting btw
madueke > saka
NICE!But it's still points dropped.
>>152795090>>152795094SAARS
wtf I love Big Gabi again
Shoots better than most of our forwards kek
madueke is genuinely good lads no?he's really been more impactful than saka for me
Noni is getting great runs there.
I know you will.
that was all madueke btwevery time he's on the right he looks deadly
>>152795131>>152795129Yes but semen, yo is defending like he’s eze out there. Couldn’t be easier for noni so far
>>152795111Karmic reset in 2026 anon
literally how is that a foul on viktor?jesus the reffin in this league is getting tedious...
Pls, Madueke & Gyokeres goals tonight …
noni has a good running gait
>>152795179what about :^)
martinelli is the best defensive winger in the world :D
>>152795129>>152795131>>152795188Did Madueke pay you guys or something?
so many errant passes
just sloppy all around innit
>martinelli
>>152795207why didnt you include >me >>152795139i'm hurt
FUCKING TACKLE THEM FFS
>>152795218that was intentional, anon has an agenda.
this peacock ABA commentator is orgasming at every jason bournemouth attempt
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that saka has been benched for not passing to Gyok?The viktor experiment MUST SUCCEED
Zubimendi's been sus all game hasnt he
zubimendi is playing like shitgyokeres is playing decent
>>152795245yes
Wolves unironically looks better than us today
>>152795230Not giving the guy above any (you)s
>>152795248Genuinely can tell they’re trying to find him for once
>>152795251wet spam were also playing like a league two side for the first half
Joqueresh runs like a fat kid lol
>Goobriel
Flashes of Bergkamp right there
i believe we are getting refballed here because we got a couple of calls in the past game
kinda love this rice absolute madman arcdude is angry at everyone every game
>go forward>give the ball away>go back>give the ball awaymagnificent tactics at work
team looks shit all across the pitch, holy fuck from steam rolling Villa to getting outplayed by 15th place Mememouth, Arsenal PLS
>>152795327Villa game looked exactly like this until it was 1–0
maybe trossard on at HTnot convinced by this shartinelli performance
rice should've tumbled to the ground when he felt semen, yo on his arm
Martinelli cant cross bros
>>152795342factual statement by elAmericANO
it's ok the front three will be subbed off at 59'
why are the commentators talking like bournemouth already won
>>152795384ABAs
great cross
>i have to watch arse anal play with semen, yo on PeeCockcrazy world, crazy
where is the fat man
awful, awful play
odeshart
>>152795384Because they are dominating Arsenal without breaking a sweatThey can leave a literal free man and press as a 10 man unit
refs about to blow, why play the ball out wide there
>sidewaysdegaard
>shitinelliwasted everything he got. what a terrible player.
This match is putting me into a coma. Such a horrible game.
Why don't our players just shoot when there's space?
>>152795406>PeeCock>All cocks are pee cocks really, be like calling someone a piss kidney
Arsenal want me to lose all my fingernails and turn my hair completely gray.
>>152795446I hate modern football. What an eyesore, all this passing from the back, long throws into the box, have just made thus sport barely watcheable, and now every team is doing it. No entertainment factor just results based and XG farming. Sideways passing
>>152795446>>152795502Its turned into American football with the focus on set pieces and passing backwards and sideways
>>152795455That’s fair
peecappie just leaving semen yo on his own
Semen playing himself out of a transfer. Horrible player
>it's an Arsenal have the ball in midfield and everyone is stood around like statues episode.
unleash the raccoon pls
>>152795539My worst nightmare come true. Not to mention 5 substitutes...makes the players way lazier
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RICE
lovelehgreat job gyok
>tfw stream is delayed so you all spoiled it
now >we just have to not concede an injury time equalizer
Based
did you see that hold up play G
odeGOAT brilliantrice blonde oar incoming
CAN >OUR FORWARDS SCORE GOALS TOO FOR ONCE PLS ?
>>152795698Sorry but 92’ is inevitable
>>152795702I'm counting it as an assist :]
>>152795690>>152795702A bit lucky with the rebound but that's more like it yeah. Didn't fall over for starters
>>152795712that was decent play from jokeres 2bh
Yokeresh is not getting more than 10 goals
>>152795716once he gets it into his head that going down doesn't win a free kick he'll improve massively
>>152795712viktor will wobbly jog into the box and drag three opponent defenders with him and YOU will LIKE it.
>>152795725Easily the best player in the squad. Probably one of the best players we've had in a long time. I haven't heard anyone mention the transfer fee in a long long time.
hincapie looking shakyneed calafiori back
Who's scoring today - Jesus or Trossard? I'm going with Jesus.
>>152795741>Easily the best player in the squad.For me it has to be Gabriel still, even after today. He instantly redeemed himself. But Rice is a very close second, both the first two on the teamsheet for me then Saka.
jason bournemouth drummer is doing my head in
>>152793620all smiles
>>152795749all jb attacks have been through the left though?
>>152795768nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnbibi
>>152795762Every single time we play at Bournemouth I spend the rest of the day with "AFCB - RED AND BLACK ARMYYY" stuck in my head. Allez allez allez oh.
>>152795772
You now remember Bukayo Saka
lmao did this fella just injure himself mid foul
>Kluivert tries to foul and gets destroyed
he injured himself on zubi's ass
>>152795798think he'll score if he comes onbournemouth haven't stopped madueke or odegaard cutting inside
>Full forward swap vs Bournemouth
>>152795784
god damn I want Gyökeres to succeed but he makes it seem impossible that he will get more than 10 league goals a season.
>yellow for this kill this ref today please
stupimendi
>hit the wall so ball goes back into the pitch is a yellow card offense
Zubi...
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RICE AGAIN KEK
GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN
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I think I’ll have a SECOND SERVING OF RICE>saka actually passed the ball
AND THERE GOES THE GD LEAD
DECCERS :)
i was fully expecting saka to shoot there
>>152795835Somebody's got to play the Giroud role I guess
>>152795829
I now remember Bukayo Saka
>>152795835He plays like he has anchors for feet. I never watched him at sporting or any highlights at all, but bro really is struggling in this league
Sub Rice off he's running too much
OK time to bring on norgaard and merino to finish the match. Rest our Dawgs for Liverpool
>>152795932rather take zubi off he's begging for a second yellow
Blimey...
>>152795938yes, nurgle for zubi
they're gonna equalize, aren't they
oof a blooter>>152795925cuuute
Enter: Squeaky bum time
Gibraltargaard is a useless fucking bitch doesn't close the guy down yet will keep starting and don't even get me started on sidewaymendi
ffs >conceding two to Mememouth
>odefraudThat goal was his fault. He just stopped chasing him lol
you'd expect gaya to save it 2bh
I picked the wrong time to go and make some Rice Pudding and a cuppa
>>152795971they score a lot of goals
i'm sorry but im not watching the rest of the game
>>152795932>>152795938>let off the gas and allow the opposition to close the gap>arteta too afraid to sub off our best midfielders putting them in danger of injury or suspension
>>152795991Come back odegaard is off
Agent Tross what are you doing
how are we letting jason bournemouth do this to us
>>152795996I'm not him, I never left
Rice should be Vice Captain by now ffsHe's effectively the locker room leader
>squeaky bum time incoming tighten your /arse/holes, lads,
>arteta STILL doesn't trust norgaard to close out the last 15 minutes of a gameFucking retard
This fricking game...
>>152795996>>152796007i'm also anti-ø
>waste 10 seconds>ref adds a minutewhy you do this
it's coming isnt it
Is Eze injured or what?
>>152796047our fourth goal by saka/jesus?yea in a couple of minutes
>>152796047The Inevitable?
High scoring game but its been utterly boringJust boreball from start to finish
keep the ball fucking hell
>he’s back to randomly shooting with no angle instead of passing
Saka being selfish? Say it aint so
Bukayo Salah is not world class. Im sorry.
>>152796055You call it "the inevitable" every single game yet here we are, do you know what that word means?
>grabbing Jesus' leg isn't a foul
this ref is on something
Lol that guy did the Kurt Angle ankle lock
there was someone literally pulling jesus leg and the ref saw it but he didn't give the foul
>6m(inutes)its another fucking SHOAH
COYG!
>>152796113bit harsh
>+6Fuck off!
Im off the Gyokeres train...Jesus acts more like a striker in 10 minutes than he does in over an hour. I cant even pinpoint what it is, but maybe GJ has better positioning to receive the ball and turn. Gyokaku is always just playing with his back towards goal.
>Play on the middle>Suddenly play like championsIt's not fucking rocket science
omfg
headbutting his elbow lmao cheeky prick
football players are pathetic aren't they
What the fuck was that corner lmao they practice that?
>>152796176Lol that was insane
LAV IT!!!!!!!!!!!
whew
>>152796156Glorified winger, la.Big Gyok is the thinking man's choice.>>152796105:^)
lol what are they crying about
Saka assist btw
>>152796156got got rice the 2nd goal you dumb yank cunt
GG
JOB DONE
god fucking damn that was uncomfortable
Wow that was a really dodgy ref whistle.
Arsenal make my dih hard
>>152796206went over added time to let them have the throw
Well we won. 3 points and all that.
a little scary but nice win
lol bournemouth players seething
12th man coming in clutch
>all the players AND the manager crowd the ref after the final whistleUh-oh looks like some _stern_ FA sanctions coming right up!
>>152796197At fault for the 2nd goal so shatap you fish and chips dosser!
every game is a cup final
Classic innit
FIVE in a row.
Needed that win, Chelsea are complete dogshit so will get battered tomorrow
i am genuinely losing my mind here, whenever there's a refereeing decision remotely in favour of us, the commentators and the pundits all completely pile on us, how the other team got a strong case and how the referee did a big blunder.but whenever it's the other way around, even when there's a a glaring refereeing mistake against us, everyone in the commentary and the punidtry completely brushes past it.it's really feeding into my schizo conspiracies.
>>152796195Semenyo was supposed to score a hatty
If PGMOL nullifies this result then they have the obligation to address the 115 charges elephant in the room
>goals conceded this game>one horror mistake from gabriel>one blooter from outside the boxgame should've been much easier but still +3
>waaaahhh why couldn't you have give us more than the 6 minutes injury time that we knew we had
>>152796229Yeah pretty much. I HATE watching this team play. Theyre beyond boring.
>>152796241Just enjoy the ride mate. We're gonna do it
Chelshit pls.
>>152796248>>152796234liverpool are almost as close to city as city are to the arsenal
How did that kroupi goal happen? Was on the toilet
>>152796270No worries that will change on Thursday :]
Should've been an easy win had gabriel not resurrected his bozo gene. We move.
>>152796234Good response to the Villa loss, with avengement on them along the way too.
Best win of the season so far Sunderland were still the best team Arsenal have faced all season though
>>152796281Zikabrain moment
>>152796281Gabriel always has a bozo moment in him In every game. Thats why i cant rate him as the best defender in ths world.
>>152796241https://youtu.be/JERdIAMmFNQ?si=-_U-XuBKPohl4mg6Its how it is lad. We can just laugh at it.
back to ass clenching 1 goal margins i see
>2 goals conceded
Does any other team concede so many of these highly improbable goals?Seriously, either of those goals would only happen about 1 in 20 games, and they both happened in the same game.The game eerily felt like it was gonna be like Luton away
>>152796234That GD column, tho.
>>152796229When can we batter teams in the first half bro, I’m tired
>>152796234>first place 40:14>last place 14:40
>>152796318It's time to stop obsessing over clean sheets and start scoring some fucking goals.
>>152796314watching arsenal game is the best heart medicine anybody can get
>>152796281He expected Zubi to be there, its half on him.
>>152796312
>>152796255wait for next manager la I already checked out from Arteta title or notFabregas soon ladsthe prodigal son returnsinb4 he goes to manage Chelsea instead
>>152796281>Should've been an easy winBournemouth have won the past 2 matches so no reason to expect an easy win at all
>>152796322It still shows that it really is only between Arsenal and City. Would take a miracle and an amazing run of winning games and goals for Villa to truly be in the mix.
>>152796339He was passing it to timber and completely miss hit the direction and power
>>152796253This.There was no reason to make this game as hard as it was, but a win's a win, and grinding out wins like that is the sign of...
>Bournemouth have lost 16 points from winning positions in the Premier League this season, more than any other team.>Arsenal have scored in their last 17 games in the Premier League, their longest scoring run since December, 2022.
>>152796312Essential viewing for all Arsenal fans of any age. I uploaded the original source here a few years ago https://archive.org/details/arsenal-end-of-season-review-1990-91?start=1214
>>152796333As AboveSo Below
>>152796406Thanks m8, I've been meaning to watch it.
No manager bounce?
Arteta really needs norgaard to close out games. Save zubi legs for other matches when we have a lead.
>>152796446He is obviously not trusted to see out games since Arteta hasn't used him at all for that even though we have been leading with one goal and looking shattered in like 10 games or so this season
This was a really important win. I know Bournemouth aren't the best team but Man City will destroy Chelsea, who are a joke now, and Arsenal have Liverpool next. This could have been a bad week.
>>152796468They might have a new manager bounce
>>152796484This isn't the lampard/Terry Chelsea that stepped up their game every time abramovich gave them a new manager.It will come down to Palmer and estevao doing magic.
I knew it would be tough but getting the win was possibleDo bear in mind that was only Bournemouth's 2nd defeat at home all season But good control and domination outside of that howler
>>152796406Took it to the QPR highlights, but man, that fucking pen lmao. Almost 35 years later and the refereeing is still gigashite, hilarious.
>>152796464I don't get it. He's not a bad player. There should be more rotation in the midfield. I get it, Odegaard, Rice and Zubimendi is the best midfield right now. But you should be able to beat many bottom half teams with Eze, Merino and Norgaard.
>>152796484Saying "new manager" is very optimistic. They have an interim U21s coach nobody take seriously. Pep is licking his lips.
>>152796484half the squad didn't want maresca gone they are going to get raped
>>152796654Very weird sacking.
Not only was Klopp’s team infinitely superior to this sad Arsenal, built cleanly without cheating and the most entertaining Premier League team ever - every single fucker was telling us to suck it up and marvel at Guardiola’s beautiful behemoth. That's why everyone besides Arsenal fags want to see you choke once again.
>>152796933
>>152796562Unless we can teach Eze to defend well I don't think that midfield trio will work. He just can't press or run back to defend properly (which is probably why he is benched).Both Norgaard and Merino are slow and not very agile and Merino's positional play in defence is pretty bad.If we get any signings I would like to see a more physical midfielder that can play instead of Rice when he needs resting (Havertz as a midfielder again mayhaps?)Havertz - Eze/MerinoNorgaardas a backup midfield.
Mikel would be furious at this, who was supposed to close him down? I guess Odegaard in this situation? He took him right after this.
Why don't I enjoy watching footy anymore lads? It's like I start watching, get bored to tears, then just start thinking about the result. If a player messes up, I've noticed I get a lot angrier whereas it never used to bother me at all.
>>152797809Odegaard was chasing him down and then he just stopped. It's 100% his responsibility.
>>152798002the doctor phil / oprah thread is 2 doors down
https://youtu.be/mXJNZMau4tUAlice anal creampie
>we have to bill you dec >there was a lot of saliva on that kiss>skysports
All Chelsea need to do is park the bus. Revive the inner Mourinho.
>>152795835Kinda hard to score when there's 3 players marking you most of the game and odegaard over hitting passes when you make runs, at least it frees up the wings for trossard and madueke and he got a nice pre assist at least
>>152796241The yids run the media, just enjoy the seethe from both /sp/ and the ABA media
>>152799622this, at one point there was 4 of them on him and it lead to a goal
>>152798969She's angry because Calafiori hasn't been playing, you just know he makes her pussy so damn wet every time he's on the ball.
is big gab one of the most prolific defender for arsenal?it's insane how is he keep scoring
>>152798969She had the ride today she looks a bit more Lively
Semen yo isn't it
forest firing nuno and lead to him to be in charge of west ham might kill both teams this season
>>152799812good.
>12 - Martín Zubimendi won possession 12 times in today's victory against Bournemouth; the most by an Arsenal player in any of their 29 matches this season. Unsung.
Imagine winning the league at Ethihad, 3 years after we've been brutally humiliated, if it happens again this year, I'm just gonna stop watching football.
>>152800032Signing of the season
Missed the whole game lads. How were >we? And how were Bournemouth? I saw the replays of the goals and judging by the posts here it seemed like your average grimola match with 4 bits of individual brilliance and a Goobriel bozo moment? Was it just more of the same? Hanging back after a goal? A million shots and all tame? No sense of urgency? Also what was the VAR check for Goobriel's goal and was there a deflection on Bournemouth's second goal? I would expect Raya to get those desu. Also also, fucking lmao'ing at the retard that ran into Hincapie's elbow with his head ducked down. What the fuck was he thinking?
>>152800092Conceded 2 very avoidable goals, Bournemouth actually took the game to us instead of sitting deep, ran down the clock very professionally with possession instead of giving Bournemouth a million heart in mouth chances in the last 15 mins like we would've last season
>>152799622>>152799660The first rice goal. Like every team is terrified of him scoring so they send everyone. It's up to saka and martinelli to actually fucking score against single coverage. Saka especially had been so selfish and not finishing shots.
>>152800149>ran down the clock very professionally with possessionHoly fuck, colour me absolutely gobsmacked. That's the one fucking thing I always wish >we do differently. Here's hoping that's a permanent change vut something tells me it very much won't be Any injuries btw? Usually there's a sacrifice every single match. Saw that Kai, Ethan, and Myles weren't on the bench? Kai's fucking dead again? 60m down the drain?
>>152800074wont happen. thered be 6 more games to go after that so i cant see it.
Is Gyok is getting too much stick he always seems to have a shitload of defenders around him
>>152796933sup hoggers
Gabby having a mare and redeeming himself within 5 minutes was kino.
>>152800479The problem is >our wingers rarely ever capitalise on all this extra space so people just automatically think Gyokeres is shit. If Saka and Martinelli were banging in goals every game then people would actually start to wonder why they're scoring goals and see the gravitational pull of Gyokeres. But they're not banging in goals every game and even Trossard misses some sitters. So all they see is a very stale front three instead of one guy holding 5 defenders' attention.
>>152800724Haalel copers say this exact same shit
>>152800479Yes but he did well from here One thing is for sure: he is getting more scrutiny than all of Liverpool's FAR MORE EXPENSIVE flops pushed together
>>152800763How on earth does Haaland hace copers? He's a fucking machine. But at the end of the day it's a team sport and the objective is for your team to score more goals than their team. If someone removes 5 of their players from the equation and you don't do anything with that help then that's on you. There is no rule that says only the striker is allowed to score lol. I'm not saying Gyokeres is great, mind you. I'm just saying the criticism is worsened because of his teammates not using him fully.
>3 points>Maduro gone>Iran is next It's been good bros
>>152801457two of these things are bad. awful take especially from someone outside of the united states/israel.
>>152800479gyok is shit but that pic is really annoying
>>152801843Annoying how?
>Arsenal have two more points and have scored four more goals at this stage of the season than the Invincibles in 2003/04
What are the chances City drops points tomorrow?
>>152802917to be fair most teams would still be in the club at this time on a saturday night back then
>>152802917We had even more points in 22/23 to be fair.
>>152802941Always assume 0%
>>1528029411%it would require some magic from palmer or estevao maybe even netoif caicedo wasn't a retard they would have better chances but it's gonna be enzo and reece james in midfield and their RB is gonna get skinned
Great result since I was worried about Bournemouth's very respectable home form. Whisper it quietly, but I might start to believe if we give Liverpool a Villa-style pounding next week.
>>152797809he was hincrappys man. gab xl was following his man who went to hincrappys zone and hincrappy remained to defend the zone instead of staying on his man, hence all the free space in front of him where gab xl is supposed to be. raya was late on that too, didnt see it.
>>152803522nah. chelshit battered villa first half, theyre pretty mobile and then went missing bc maresca is a fraud manager making bonkers subs. if open play i give it a 60% chance shitty drop points, so more than likely. netos been shit on target, palmer as well tho. shitty are primed to get sliced
If I were Chelsea I’d throw so that there’s more point pressure on us
>>152805586
>>152805586>>152805960>Has a good game, has a good game, has a good game, has a good game,
>>152806227fuck man, that season if he didn't get injured for his very first game and missed out the season...things could have been different
>>152806733Agreed 100%. But honestly, I'm just so glad that he came back so strong. He's had off games for sure but man, honestly feels like 9/10 matches, he never/rarely puts a foot wrong. Goes completely under the radar but locks down every single fucker on his side. Calafiori as well this season, with all due credit. Last season was his first and all but he looked so dodgy defensively that it almost felt like we had another Zinchenko on our hands but this season he's turned it around massively imo. Looks solid defensively as well as offensively. Again, he's got mistakes in him as well, but still.I also love that you knew exactly who I was talking about after replying to two webms of Rice scoring goals lmao.
kroupi. i literally never heard of this kid before today. he's a natural baller. how is he not starting every match?
>>152802917I was going to post this, but then I thought nah I don't like the stat. Every season ebbs and flows differently so it's quite irrelevant.
>>152805008If >chelsea get anything from the city match, and >we beat Liverpool thennn yeah, you could say I’d start to believe
>>152800479I like strikers that act as literal black holes so that our wings could perform betterJesus tends to drop down too much which puts the pressure in our wings instead
>>152805960very good of Odegaard to ignore Saka asking for the ball and do the sensible pass to Rice
>>152807416That was Madueke tbf
>>152802973heh
>>152800479Jesus scores from that position.
Sunday games are the best after >we won on Saturday.
>>152808345
>>152808356das rite, unfortunately I AGAIN have family over so I’m missing out on a potential super /mug/>>152808424the Japs do know a thing or two about being comfy despite their universally shit work/life balance. Was always kinda worried I’d burn my feet while falling asleep though.
>>152808493>das rite, unfortunately I AGAIN have family over so I’m missing out on a potential super /mug/I've got a job interview in 40 minutes so I'll probably miss the first half.
The longer we go without conceding 3 goals in a game, the more likely it will happen. The lads need to fix up, been too complacent.
>>152808537I am shocked when we do end up conceding 2 goals.
how's that bbc manager todd boehly got for chelsea? new manager bounce status?
>one goal conceded away from reaching 15, the chelsea recordit's over innit lads, can't be done by us.
>>152808958For this you need 24/7 park the bus action.
>>152808958It’s over. I enjoyed no concedy posting for a while it was fun.
>>152808958Would have been nice but the goal difference is good enough at the moment, on par with City and everyone else is far behind.
>>152801680That’s netenyahu posting from Greece bro
>>152800479>the reverse of that Declan Rice vs Liverpool picLmao
>tfw I actually rate ChelshitLow key back then to do something today tbqh lads
>>152808197Not sure if other teams think Gyokeres can pull off something like Jesus did against Villa, because he can't really.
>manure
>>152809899I haven’t been watch leeds are they really bad?Want a chelshit and scumderland win and fulham to frustrate complainpool somehow
>>152810217i didnt watch i just saw the score
>>152810217>chelshit>scumderland>complainpoolHow underage are you?
>>152809857Jesus looked horrible in his time vs bmouth thoughI’m conflicted.
>>152810555Jesus just isn't very consistent, injuries of course haven't helped.
>having to cheer on chelshit
>>152810590Gabby the set piece master.
>>152810590big gabi is a freak tbf
>>152810631>>152810663Gabriel's numbers are elite for a CB but poor for a striker, and Jesus couldn't even match it.
>>152807533Dubs of truth and revelation. Hopefully i. The second half of the season they think he's shit and stop triple teaming him. Maybe he'll pop off once the defenders focus on our wingers more
If Liverpool lose or draw then 4th - 14th is PACKED
Scousers at it again
>>152811144>neverton losing 3-0What's their problem.
>>152809857Sneaky deflection makes this look so much better than it is
>>152810727Maybe now that saka has been benched for being so shit inside the box our wingers will actually be a threat
>>152811335Saka assisted Rices second goal.
>>152811389and then went on to take 3 or 4 terrible shots when the match needed killing
>pooham>poolace
>>152811241It’s NOT their fault remember
liverpool playing like shitbut i'm still worried
>spuds>pooham>poolace
>>152811736They can't win twice in a row in London surely.
holy shit that goal
and they won lolthursday will be very tough
nice bloot
proper blooter that
>>152811854Hold your horses.
Arteta will sit back against this lot won't he
>>152811908i made and lost hundreds of dollars in 3 minutes
>LiVARpool
>>152811917nah arteta isnt afraid to go for the throat of other top 6 teams that are shaky at home
fucking hell look at this chelsea defence
>>152812027I'll take a draw right now.
>>152810691Gabriel has played 15 096 minutes for Arsenal (in the league)Jesus is only on 4 245 minutes.Jesus scores on average 0.4 goals per game (90 minutes) and Gabriel scores on average 0.12 goals per game (90 minutes)>>152811917I expect it since Arteta sits back against any opposition when the press is not working
FULUM
there literally is no world class attacker available for arsenal to sign anyone lol .. kane mbappe haaland all unavailable. next tier would be someone like yildiz, olise or musiala? bellingham? doue? julian alvarez maybe..
>>152812118>buys our players at reasonable prices>plays fair and square in home and away games no rough tackles.>likes to dab on northern teams at home for the memesfulham in the prem is good for arsenal.
>>152812027Chelsea are a joke (and >we drew to them).
>>152812161arsenal B team will dab all over them in the league cup. Max Dowman masterclass incoming
>>152812204>Max Dowman masterclass incomingAnon...
chelsea is actually cooking wtf
>>152812276You trying to jinx it m8.
>>152812276they wont get a result. they're just trying to not look like dickheads.
>>152812151They’re London so they are ok.>away matches are close
>>152812204max downman died 10 years ago… wake up
Chelsea always turn up against big teams so I expect this one to be an easy Man City win
these teams are both shit, this game is shit
>>152812666I'll take a shitty 0-0
>>152812871jinxed
>>152812666>>152812871Stop posting
>chelshit
>>152812921A shitty goal doesn’t make the game less shit
>>152813014I’m only messing lad :)
>>152813014Bruh are you watching the game? This could be like 4-0 City. These Chelsea zoomers are actually mentally retarded
>>152813097:^)>>152813099Chelsea looks like they don’t give a fuck and city looks terribleMeanwhile 10am chelski plays Arsenal like it’s life or death
Sup dogs we wonLet's go gunners
>>15281313710man* don’t phone post whoops
>>152805338this was me. my bad. i was on pure hopium. chelshit are abysmal, no fire in their belly as vs us. what a dogshit club, proppa bulldog on a diet of beans dookie. fuck chelshite
Chelsea are SHITE
>>152813351They can’t be bothered. Looks like they got called in on their day off
>>152813351Don’t worry they’ll turn up during the semi final games coming up
>>152812133you mean jobe bellingham, right? either way, can't see arsenal signing any of those players. they're expensive names.
speaking of there being no good, available playersim excited for the new crop of literal WHOs that get elevated by their random performances in the world cup. who will it be?i predict adam wharton
you will get adeyemi and you will be happy
New bread >>152814194