5th Test @ the Sydney Cricket Ground ENGLAND 41/1.
Score sem feckin runs lads
Crawley has improved this series.Just a shame he was shit in most of the previous half-century odd innings before that.
englans
is this the thread?
Test
BBLFI (Big Bash League Fans In)
This Bethell guy looks really short.>1.78mTurns out he's just a brick shithouse. So thick and muscular his girth makes him look short
>>152801550It’s the only thread
nearly 1 hour into a 15 and a half hour cricket day :D pace yourselves lads
Sydney really is gorgeous
>>152801561>bbl Big breasted ladies?
>>152801575why are they playing for 15 hours on day one?
fucking LOVE Isa's voice lads
threadly reminder
how fast is your wrist snap /cric/
>>152801582from afar mate once youre in it its properly fucked
I love Simon Katich's voice
>>152801582trvke
>>152801609no no Irish loves what you're talking about it trust me
>>152801582>Go to Sydney>Only thing more shocking than the amount of concrete is the amount of Chinese
>>152801582You sure about that kid?
>0 (13)Where's the baz?
only and hour and half left till i can get on the beers
Anyone else here ever sat on a cricket stump? What did it feel like? On accident of course hahahhaha
>>152801623I don't like her but she does have a lovely bod
>>152801651People just say she's good looking because they like her tits but find it too crass to be that direct.
why didn't england do this the first 3 tests
>>152801623Phwoar I love those tits ngl
>>152801704it's just not test cricket isn't it
please stop horny posting
yeah shes a pig bro nothing like the hamplanet im with half the town has fucked
>>152801703>play bazball >lose>stop playing bazball>winReally makes you think
>>152801704Wayyy too much make up. Still hot though.
>>152801704
Does anyone actually like vapid cum dumpsters? I prefer women for their minds
>>152801758>I prefer women for their mindsmy condolences
>>152801758Sounds kinda gay
FUCKS SAKE GONE GOTTEM
>>152801768Kek.
They're going to make 500, aren't they. The SCG fucking sucks.
G O N EONE
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF CRAWL BACK TO ENGLAND YA DAWG
CRAWL OFF THE FUCKING PITCH CUNT YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN OUT AND THIS REVIEW WILL NOT SAVE YOU CUNT
>>152801704Is that Bonnie Blue?
GOTTEM GONE
GONE GOTTERNYOU ARE FUCKING OUT CHAMPION
He’s not that balanced, plays off the front too heavily
BING 'EM GINGAAAING'EM
>4 4 W>4 WThe spirit of Bazball.
>>152801783Neither of these teams are capable of 500<
>4 W lol
>>152801756kek still can't unsee this
>ads *mutes cricket* *puts on some aussie crawl*
>>152801808Rather masculine frame desu.
>>152801803
It's official, he's now the worst test opener ever for the number of innings the public schoolboy eng shitter has played
Are you blokes enjoying the cricket
>>152801850mehwill be better when im on the beers
Just want to see him smile again bros
>>152801842Does he still average over 30 though?
>>152801850could use some more barmy army singing but the bars will open soon so its not too far away
Joe Poot facing Michael Peeser
Crowd doesn't look very pink lads
>>152801808cue the dry, leathery sun-damaged skin and eventual melanoma by 40
>>152801850I will once Khawaja and Steve Smith fuck off
>2/51Pretty good opening for England. Would take that.>Root full blooded coverdrive off his first ballThought he normally built his innings slowly?
>>152801850Yeah but I’m fading a little
yeah, im thinking, its his land
>>152801850Firstly, im not a bloke
>>152801904tits or GTFO milady
Is Neser elite? Why hasnt he played more?
>>152801912tits or GTHO
>>152801916Hard to get into the lineup. Look at Boland and he’s hardly played
>>152801904WAITANGIAITANGI
HIS LAND
This Bethell guy was pretty good.
bethlel
>baby Bethell already gone What do you expect from a white baby no FC public school zommie twat GONE GOTTEM
Back to the Caribbean you filthy fucking nicker
THATS MY HISLAND
More like BOWLand amirite guys?
YOU ARE FUCKING OUT MATEGET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
business idea: professional crickets practice batting
>this is another 2 day test kekKEKK E Kmaccy grath will be seething!
>We'll have a bat, thanks>*collapses*
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS LAND
John Howard still alive aye
>gun grabber on i mute
H O W A R DOWARD
AN OLD MAN HAS WONDERED INTO THE COM BOX
These retards can’t defend, keep getting the line wrong, the stride wrong, they don’t look like they know whether to play off the front or back.
>>152801916because cartel
>>152801960kekkkKkjk x
>the Yorkshire pearsaha
>>152801991But enough about Venezuela
>>152801969Is it only day 3 that's pink?
>>1528019892nd worst pm we ever had beaten only by whitlam what the fuck does it have to do with cricket
kek calling out starmer
>Langer on commsi mute
>>152802002Based summer cazzie who doesnt know
Johnny is the last proper Aussie PM. Good to see him.
>>15280185631.44 according to cricinfo. Aversges 10.42 vs peewees after 21 innings kek
>>152802037king of the boomersfuck you and fuck him cunt
>comms in generalI muteThe last only good commentator left is Jim Maxwell but even he is on his way out due to his age and brain fading away
>>152802022What could Alan Langer possibly add to the conversation?
>>152802002i don't like john howard but worst prime minister of australia is a heavily contested listdon't forget julia gillard exists
>>152802052Yeah, back when they ran the country half-decently and didn't flood it with currys. Suck Julia's cunt dog
>>152802038Fucking dire average against usDoes any other openerr even come close to averaging that low against us from any country?
NOT OUT CUNT
>>152801605sooOoCHU x
>>152802070you are fucking clueless, m8
pad this test out for a few more days thanks ump
That was elder abuseAt least Hakwe could skull a beer, Howards drinking pinot noir with the other SCC faggots
>>152802064If legacy is the defining factor Howard wins hands down. Gillard was shit but she wasn’t around long and mostly just reset the status quo from before Rudd and prevented what Rudd was trying to do
>>152802037>takes your guns away >ramps up migration and foreign students >decimates the unions >fucked housing market by bringing in capital gains tax cuts for housing >goes for a jog
>ynr zachy posted a pick of his skid marked underwear Guy is reaching lower and lower lows
I like Turnbull because he would tell of Trudeau
>>152802070Vanstone opened the floodgates you braindead cunt and that old senile fuckwit sacrificed the next 5 generations to give boomers 10 dollar houses kill yourself you old cunt youll be dead soon anyway lmao
>all of Australia right now(I was professionally tested at 104IQ b.t.w.)
You say Nesa I say Nisa
>>152802118This is why i always shower after i shit with the exception being if my tummy is upset and i know ill be shitting all day or if am not able to like i am at work or not at home
If you think Howard was a good leader and made Australia better you’re a fucking idiot or a liar. His only redeeming quality is he does actually care for cricket, but he can’t play he’s an unco fuck
>>152802071Something to ask the Zaltzmeister. I can't imagine anyone averages less after that many innings
>>152802139or you could just wipe your arse properly
>4.4 run rate >3 wickets lostLost the ashes in straight sets and they still don't fucking learn>Muh Melbourne Both teams said the pitch was shit, doesn't count
>>152802116>jogPowerwalk in an aussie tracksuit.
>>152802070>Suck Julia's cunt dogWould if I could.
>>152802153No matter who much you wipe or how well there will always be shit leftUnless you use a bidet or shower after it will never be clean
>>152802155The ICC said it was shit too
>>152802071He averages 38 against Australia, there are defo worse than than.
is it true that McGrath shoots innocent animals for sport?
>>152802176WHO?
>>152802196Julia Gillard.
>>152802196Who do you think you fucking dickhead?
>>152802127>Opened the floodgates Even if that were true, the cunts that came the next 20 years dialed that shit up to 11 and that's when the shit really hit the fan, you cannot blame Howard for the current crisis, stop getting your political views from Leddit. If anything the cunt tried to get us to have more children with the baby bonus.
>16 overs so faris it just me or is that super slow
>>152802108>sent us to afghanistan to help the US steal natural resources>sent us to iraq to help the US steal natural resources>introduced GST>sold telstra
>>152802176
>>152802179You do clean the first 1-2cm inside the anus, right? Right?
>>152801609thislooks great from the air but the housing situation, traffic, and all the rest of that shit are arguably australia's worst
>>152802127>Vanstone opened the floodgatesMalcom Fraser and that dago criminal in the Whitlam government started it.
>>152802242Aucklands traffic is unironically way worse
>>152802139samehave thought about investing in a bidet but never gotten around to it
>>152802218dont reply to me boomer. go and wipe your ass you shit leaking braindead cunt
>>152802228kek
England will be looking to score runs here. Meanwhile, Australia will be looking to take wickets.
>>152802223Super slow but start was delayed by sight screen shenanigans and then duckett waited till the barmy army stopped singing when he faced his first ballAlso there has been a directive to slow the game down to ensure it will last 3 days so McGrath can cash in
>>152802271A bit early to say that.
>>152802271Excellent analysis this
>>152802176Corr
>>152802271This is the type of shit they should be saying on fox commentary
>>152802232Obviously I used to douche myself after but i heard that constant douching can be bad for your health so i only douche once a fortnight now
>Bonnie Blue barely managed 1000 menSmudgeGOD
>>152802176Love a bit of ginge
>Green bowling
>aus dropped richardson but kept greenfuck the selectors are dumb cunts
>>152802297Autism is hell of a thing
>>152802289it's pretty similar to the quality of analysis when the weight transfer skeleton man is on screen
Green is a better bowler than (current) Jhye Richardson.
>>152802176would've won the election if she dressed like thisactually on second thoughts maybe not, horny men v angry women probably cancels each other out
>>152802228What is meant by this? I don't get it. >>152802266
>>152802320Unironically the best base for test cricket, or looking like our gigachad bowling lineup
>>152802225and so much more>mandatory detention >centrelink reforms (work for the dole etc)>ruined apprenticeships with group training>austudy program keeping the unemployment level low, keeping fucktards at school with free startup money to launch their drug dealing businesses there’s more I cbf right now, shit time
>>152802351Speaking of rangas, would love to pull aside this sheila's knickers and stir last night's toastie press steak mmmm
>>152802372smoth is saying he has a boner this big
>>152802414Length or girth?
>>152802409
shan't be clicking on that
is Brook's average under 50 yet (where it deserves to be)?
>>152802314>no spinner >keep green>keep ussman for le epic sendoffretarded they are
tipping l'orange duck legs and chips for lunch lads
>>152802461She looks like one of those autists with retard strength there
>convict survivor vs the world>convict contestants: YEHHH STRAYA CUNT WE'RE HARD CUNTS YOUSE LOT CAN'T SURVIVE CONVICT SURVIVOR>lose to a US soccer mom sheila with a Hindu nameConvicts not known for their smarts are they
Stars vs 'Gades tonight!
>>152802544True story, she used my hand to finger herself back in uni.
>>152802519nohe was averaging low 30's this series before the last innings (where it deserves to be) but somehow the cunt is already a quarter of the way to 10k runs without facing >us so it's going to take more than one series to tank it
Btw criticising uzzie in any way is racist
>giving any sort of legitimacy to reality televisionThe real intelligence test
Lat two digits are Usman's score.
shitjeet stealing my survivor 'mick
>>152802607checks out
>>152802594Unironically true
>>152802594i like golf though, i can't be racist against pakis
>>152802225>>152802392>Sold all our gold for $US306/ounce (currently $US 4330/ounce)>Signed 25 year gas deals with China with fixed prices ($3.80/GJ, current price around $12/GJ or something)He was a dealmaker.
based Pauline
tbf it’s more of a game show than a reality tv show
>duckett, crawley and bethell all shit againwow whoever could have expected that to happen
>>152802632Shalom
>>152802633game shows are retarded as well.
>>152802624Yeah hes simply the best prime minister weve had because hes the best prime minister weve ever had
i am king of the midwits
>>152802461>Sandman came with a fridgeThe ultimate motorhome.
>poot and crookThe great fraud and his protege
>>152802647>>152802632both of these are extremely grim and retardedlike that cunt that did the haka in our houseGreen is a bad bowlsbeing
>>152802660I remember taking a test as a kid and getting 115. Reckon if I did it again it would be closer to 100. 15 years of alcohol and some drugs has cooked me
>>152802590Lucky cunt
>>152802651the old it’s a knockout was awesome
>>152802692Haka tua, rip up that thing
>>152802660Took one of these and got 146. Im pretty sure its a scam to get you to buy more testing
>>152802692have you seen the hijabi chick in the bg doing the goofy ahh government speech? its fkn dire
Who is winning?
>>152802692
BBW (Big Beau Webster)
>>152802651I love a quiz style game show me
>>152802721a lot of questions are basically just trivia anywayyou forgot a lot of that shit with age and replace it with more worthwhile information like batting averages
>>152802764The people of the great city of Sydney.
If England didnt Baz in the first test, and if snicko worked properly in the 3rd test, and Head was caught on 99 in the 3rd test, England would be winning the series 3-1 about to go up 4-1
>>152802777
>>152802777Why is 4chan unable to not allude to interracial sex or porn in any way
>>152802793no its not its puzzle solving and pattern recognition got nothing to do with trivia lol
>>152802770Just imagine if we had guaranteed Aboriginal seats like they do Maori seats in New Zealand.
>>152802721sameif i did an iq test around 20 or so i think i'd be maybe 120 or so now i reckon i'd be like 15 points lessinternet has fried my brain
Green looking threatening here
>>152802762it's all performative wankyou're there to govern and pass legislation, just shut the fuck and do what you're paid an exorbitant amount to dofucking hate politicians of all colours and stripes
>>152802816rule 32
shut the fuck up about 'wrist snap'
>>152802828lock him in for the next 10 tests
>>152802828for australia that is
>look how well i did in this online iq test>cant even hang a door nice 'test' retards kek
>>152802816American website.
>>152802824yea it's bad enough with our parliamentcan't imagine how fucked it would be with petrol sniffers in the house
i might go cook some spaghetti
>>152802824We didn’t have an actual series of wars in which the British Empire was unable to force its will upon an oppositional group of people
>>152802856Door hanging is low iq work
>>152802824>>152802872We already have aboriginal voices to parliament at state level and they do fuck all. Guaranteed abo seats will exist within our life time.
>>152802910just sopranos-style no-show jobs innit
Another disgraceful over rate
Should've played Rocchicioli
>>152802988yepselectors prove to be retarded yet again
Can't bowl, can't bat. Green sucks.
>>152802909thats the point retard
bigpoolooming
Root is a very good and classy batsperson
>>152803037Slug shits all over green in every capacity
>>152803037Hes the future, mate
I’m thinking coffee and cheese
>>152803062i agree and yet they forced both into the side AND don't have a spinner nowso fucking stupid, if australia loses this i will be livid, this series should be 5-0
>>152801836*mmmmmMMMMWAAAHH*>>152802988moar of a orecchiette ai broccoli kinda fella ngl x
New lineup should beWeatheraldRenshawMcSweenySmudgeHead WebsterCareyCumminsStarcRichardsonRocchicioli
scuse meI've gotta go take a huge Cam Green
>>152803088I dont mind if we lose this test. Makes it funnier that we won the series so easily
>Cam Green is in the team as an """"""all-rounder"""""">4 overs, 0 wickets, 29 runs (7.25per over)All-round shit
>>152803109Grim
You are not m8s withe players nor a team mate of them, so please stop referring yo them by their nicknames goliven by the team
>>152803088>this series should be 5-0If you watched the games, it should legitimately be be 3-1 England's way.
>>152803089>orecchiettebased sebbo that is a top tier pasta
>>152803146this except with /cric/ poosonalities
>>152803146what are you going to do about it champ?
*opens beer* yepppp
>>152803109Too many r's in the teamWould not work
>>152803146you had a few shandies mate?
>>152803198>2 Ws>2 Rs>2 Ss>2 Cs
>>152803138Sorry, how aboutKonstasSalzmannJewellLovellScottHobsonHarper (wk)ManentiHopeMeredithPope
Thank goodness i didnt drink on new years. I feel slightly sick and i just know if i drank i would have got a full blown flu or someshit
>>152803172'bla x
>>152803274new death grips album looks sick
>>152803138Campbell KellawayTrav Head Mitch OwenSteve SmithTim DavidMatt ShortAlex CareyPat CumminsMitch StarcJosh HazelwoodMatt Kuhnemann would annihilate the current test xi
>>152803210>only counting the first letter of their last namesIt is across all their last names 8 r's is just too much
>>152803331too many white ball memes
>>152803210Refer to this as a decent amount of r's in a team list >>1528032225 is about the max you can get away with
>>152803210>2 Rsyou alright matey?
>>152803358would annihilate the current test xi
>>152803328>death gripshe IS still around¿?? waaa
if you had to support one test team aside from your own nation's which would you pick?hardmode: Windies not allowed
>>152803379too many beers haha or maybe not enough beers haha my bad mate
>>152803399I already support england
>>152803399Scotland or netherlands
>>152803399afghanistan
>>152803394no love deep mid wicket
>>152803399nz
WeatherladKellawayRenshawConnollyHeadCareyWebsterHardieBeardmanPattersonMurphy
If you had to lick whipped cream of the bare torso of one male international cricketer, who would it be?
>>152803399
>>152803474rahkeem cornwall
>>152803399Only cheer teams with Hindu /strongminds/India, that is Bharat, peewees, saffers
>>152803474Trav
>>152803394>>152803436nvm...confused him with Dean Blunt ngl
>>152803474bethell he seems the most feminine
>Hayden>Langer>Ponting>Waugh>Waugh>Gilchrist>Martyn>Lee>Warne>Gillespie >McGrath5 r's just at the cutoff and it doesnt look odd
>>152803474Root 10 years agoGreen
>>152803474Anderson
>>152803474alyssa healey
>>152803557'isp StarcGOD
>>152803506The best era, even though i hate warne and ponting with a blinding passion
reminder allysa healy dropped the women's world cup and gifted jeets a home icc win
>>152803641Reckon youre a faggot
>>152803666he's just brown
>>152803658no one cares 'pion
I thought all aussies had to love warne and ponting?
>>152803399Australia
>>152803683Only if you're white
>>152803474i asked the missus this and she was trying to remember the names of windies players
>>152803683Only the retarded ones
dead thread today
>>152803683I loved Ponting but not all the way through his captaincy. Warne is a legend and we were all privileged to see him play, everyone loved him and he was recognised across the generations as the goat during his career, and he probably died doing what he loves
died probably, he is dead
>>152803765i didnt even know he was sick
>>152803715Da Silva
*house lights dim for no reason**taps mic * eyequeem mic check...hello? halo? WHO said echo??and a one, and a two, and a three*feedback screams*here we go criccy...https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA
>>152803750>and he probably died doing what he lovesCoke and ladyboys.
>>152803792fuckin TUNE mate love ya work
>>152803813x
In bed, cozy, hydrated, ready to watch until tea.
>>152803792
>>152803775in a sense
i bet you're hydrated, you flamer
>>152803831xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8wJQi05Ws
>>152803834Did you get coffee?
>>152803750>and he was recognised across the generations as the goat during his careerWith the qualifier of 'wrist'.When it was the outright best spinner, the answer was already Murali.
>glorious day for batting>lose three to the new ballDoes he mean from now, surely
>>152803895Nah mate, I don't go to sleep until about 5am normally anyway so no need.
huge storm moving through rain by tea
1st session of a test should lean towards the bowlers even on a batting favoured pitchAfter that it should favour the batsmen for the next 2 days or soAsk me for more pitch tips
>>152803901Spinner not chucker not statpadder on dusty pitches against weaker opposition. That’s all I have to say about that
hopefully this only goes for two days so the charlatans pozzed charity doesn't get its day
>>152803942how do I throw a proper slider?
>>152803953Redpill me on this.
>>152803961I think you should try eating them instead
>>152803953yea if any of the tests were to be shortened slurpers I would've preferred it be the McGriftfest
>still yapping about bondi bro WHO cares ffs
>>152803981This is AI.
>>152803981yum, but looks like AI sloppa
>>152803996Al looks like a good cook
isa sounds full of energy today must have stayed off the tequila last night
watch BBL
>>152803868https://youtu.be/6KnYw4EwYGc>>152803850x
>>152804016wouldn't mind making her full of my energy iykwim haha
>>152803792>Video unavailable>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
*crashes*
what did Trav have for lunch you reckon lads?
>>152802002Whitlam was CIA coup'd before his reforms could properly soak into the country. He doesn't count.>>152802064Almost every decision Howard made was a negative for everyone who wasn't a billionaire, and he flooded the country with immigrants because his idiot bogan voters were distracted with stopping a few thousand boatpeople by swallowing his children overboard lies.
>>152803921Cool, rock on! I had a coffee at lunch and made another one, probably get paranoid soon start thinking there’s someone watching the window from across the street and they’ll just mosey over and ring the doorbell, then what’ll I do they’re obviously going to attack me or rob my rice crispies, I don’t want to answer the door at this hour under any circumstances and I also don’t want to not answer it you know what I mean.Root is looking set, this is a good partnership
(((bringing the boundaries in)))
If the former US vice-president could dance, he would be called an Al Gore Rhythm
>>152804088
>rock on!
I think Root might score a century today.
RAIN IN 5 BONGS.
>>152804088Lol.
>>152803506>Martynpack gully and bowl short & wide you get him out in one over. most over-rated cunt in cricket history.
Every PM we've had from Whitlam onwards was a monstrously evil anti-australian tyrant. Ranking them is meaningless.
>Can't bat>Can't bowlWhy is Green in the squad again?
>>152804120There’s 25yr old gifs of that
>>152804071ooof..try searching for a version that works in yer region fella xhttps://youtu.be/QgFQainPI30
>>152804171hawke was alright
>>152804172mitch marsh legacy
>>152804094think the libs voter base were middle and upper class back then, not bogansnow they're the default for the country and suburbs in a 2 party system because labour shacked up with the greens and went full retard on cultural issues
I THINK THIS CAPTCHA SUCKS
>>152804172Makes everyone feel better by comparison.
>>152804171Based Menzies golden age admirer
>>152804187libs are cooked too now thoughever possible one nation opposition next election but it will be close
>>152804204>libs are cooked too now thougheverwhich is why i specified normies just defaulted to them in a 2 party system
>>152804204What’s the highest percentage of first preferences for one nation in a federal election?
yea I still haven't had a verificatian not required yetshit's fucked cunt
>>152804222dunno
made some poached eggs for lunch while waiting for the cricketlove eggs
>>152804227on my desktop i get a single easy capthca every 4 posts but on my laptop i get 3 harder ones for every post
>>152804239Eggs are my favourite food desu.
>>152804126I was listening to some Screaming Jets earlier this evening whilst cooking dinner (fish, pan-fried salmon and cod fillets, some haddock goujons in the air fryer and some chips)https://youtu.be/H7_7fCl4S3M
>>152804227Well, you are a non-seal-anderSealnounan embossed emblem, figure, symbol, word, letter, etc., used as attestation or evidence of authenticity.authentication; stamp
>poot 50 looming oh no no no no no
>>152804239eggs are so good. I might eat some eggs tomorrow
>>152804295>a non-seala sea lion
>>152804295bit too cerebral this stick to poo and pee rhyming please
>>152804251>>152804302based, correct choice
did you all remember to donate to McGrath's slush fund today?
its funny how cricket is an indian sport
>>152804239rightio money bags
could use a wicket here
>>152804295
I'm desperate for a wicket
>>152804302Do you have an itinerary to keep? Have an egg now
Are we loosing the moral Jane McGrath trophy?
>>152804335I will always find the budget for eggs.
>healy has a day off commentating >mark coward goes out of his way to walk all the way to her seat to interview her anyway fuckwit
>>152804328I offered to help with the breast examinations and I'd donate $200.They told me to fuckoff so fuck em
>>152804374yea are eggs not a staple item in households?fucking love me scrambies
>>152804357I’m not moving until drinks and I don’t want to eat anything for awhile, had a bit of cheese and crackers at lunch
>>152804187You are forgetting 5% of the Liberal vote came from the Nats, and another 5% came from One Nation preferences, and in NSW the Liberals won the two massive seats for the Penrith and Campbelltown areas. That's the bogan element.
>>152804365If the question was "which waugh would you want in the trenches in WW3" then Steve would win this in a landslide.
>>152804390I was wondering why the comms seemed a lot more bearable this test
>>152804365love me some random nonsense to get brainlets to scan a qr code and give their shit away
Real testmatch batting this.
>>152804365junior is overratedthere, I said itsteve actually did the thing
>>152804333Should be considered an Australian sport desu. Too bad Ausland doesn't have any soft power.
Chickens aren’t expensive and they don’t take much space, unless you’re in a unit/apartment/flat/bedsit and you have a modest garden the only thing holding you back from infinity eggs is willpower
>Brook
>>152804469the nervous 40s
>>152804448So was Steve.>Batted later>"""Trusted the trail""" (aka. let them get out so my average increases)Steve was a better player, but Mark was a lot better to watch.
>>152804365If the question was which Waugh would you leave alone with your 20yo virginal daughter, then Mark in a landslide
>>152804469thishis adhd will kick and he'll start trying to baz
Who the fuck is Cam Green blowing to get into the Aussie squad? Absolutely fucking useless.
>>152804450m8 the most popular show in your country is australian
Whoa, almost went a full week without hearing from Alyssa Healey. Glad Fox straightened that out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMdqCvC-eGYWHACK
>>152804450It really is Australia’s, like Brazil in soccer but it was sandpaper not 7-1 and they recovered. India have never been dominant for years let alone decades at a time
Dadza snoring on the couch with criccy on
>massive big deal over pink test helping women for however many years now>warne (actual cricketer) dies>make a big thing about heart checks for men for like 2 years then never againhmmmm
>>152804457CorrectI'm in a unit so it's herbs only at the moment for me. Would love a bit of space on the coast somewhere, the ideal retirement
>>152804513sounds of summer lad innit
>>152804481imagine steve waugh sledging you daughter about how she just dropped the panties cup
>>152804481What if my daughter looked like a horse?
what type of cricketer was mcgraths wife?
>>152804492green, no spinner, etc aus deserves to lose for this dogshit selection
>>152804519pfizer caused warnes death
>>152804519?????????they were shilling the heart checks at the MCG literally a week ago
>>152804536Fast bowler for the Windies back in the 1980s.
>>152804539If it ends 3-2 the Poms won’t make the required drastic changes necessary to close the gap had it been 5-0. These selections are for the future
>>152804390KEK next they'll get warner on the phone
>>152804536ancillary
>>152804481>If the question was which Waugh would you leave alone with your 20yo virginal daughter, then Mark in a landslide? I need the lore.
>>152804539Mr. Fujitsu says he's the future of Australian Cricket.
>>152804519They were doing the heart check thing on boxing day. It comes down to how big and effective their respective foundations are, the Mcgrath foundation's branding with the pink test has been very effective and long standing. The Warne foundation is still getting it's legs but is still gaining traction with the hat bowing thing and appearances from his kids.
>>152804530Based Kaths fatherHow proud are you of her.to have a career in telly?
alyssa healey and isa guha the booze hounds
>>152804586more like cancerilly iykwim haha
>>152804574Kek he's flanked by middle earthlings
>>152804574much to consider
>>152804599dont mind seeing brooke on the telly but his son is such a poof it ruins the whole thing
>>152804519>Warne makes a charity>Make a big deal about it for 2 years>Was actually just a grifting scheme (more so than McGrath's)>Never spoken of againClassic Warnie.
>>152804596Mark likes..um..more 'mature' ladies.And by mature i mean of pensioner age
>he's a compulsive hookerwhat did he mean by this
>stop playing bazball >start winningCant believe it took them this long to figure this out
>>152804574love on the right looks like jays dad from inbetweeners
>>152804620Go easy on the bloke, he inherited his father's hairline.
>>152804596Mark is a hag chad. Married a old horse trainer or something.
>>152804574quite the before & after
>>152804629hes been up at ginza for the last few nights
I dont like it how the poms jeer when a ball lands between the fielders
>green just runs through and then doesn't even bother going back/trying to pick it uplmao
how many australians does it take to catch a pom out?
>>152804469tap the sign
>player named green>isnt very goodInteresting.
>>152804677ps2 npc tier
>>152804574yes, this is what the "whole earth" is starting to look ike
A WICKET ON DAYBOO!!
>>152804675They’re mostly non-cricket Poms. Migrants with a soccer preference and a taste for imported frozen fish from the northern Atlantic
>>152804627>>152804636Ah I see. Hagmaxxing before hagmaxxing.
>webster>doesnt spinenough already!!!
>>152804728he does bowl some spin as well actually
Was that a mix-up or just a lucky break for the poms? I didn't see it.
just don't respect runs scored behind the wicket
>>152804705retard
>all those retards saying webster would play spin>saying webster in general should playepic
Looks like this game is going to go for more than two days. Fuck Victorian's are shit at hosting sporting events. It's good they gave up on the idea of the Commonwealth Games.
>>152804596>Mark Waugh and Sue Porter arrive...MELBOURNE - JANUARY 28: Mark Waugh and Sue Porter arrive prior to the presentation of the Allan Border Medal at the Crown Palladium Ballroom in Melbourne, Australia on January 28, 2003.This was from his playing days. They'd been in a relationship for ~16 years at this point and she was around 12 years older than him (38 - 50).So 22 v 34 when they first got together.The woman he married a year or two later is only ~1 year older than him.
>>152804766What happened with that, is someone else hosting?
>>152804779wtf
>>152804766>he doesnt know about the shitney rain
>>152804741looks like i am trapped in a web spun by my own ignorance. ironic.
>>152804779this explains nathan (gazza) lyon
>>152804779Hahaha. You're just supposed to shag em Mark, not date em.
Brooks is going through screen withdrawals and getting silly lol
lmao brook is such a fucking brainlet
>>152804795today and tomorrrow only might get a 5 dayer (3 days of play) because the first 2 are delayed
>>15280478932 in woman years is 47 in man years, she’s 50 there so. I don’t know what to tell you, if you’re looking to get married you really need to consider her age and how much viable eggs she has left
why do you guys like tabloid gossip so much?
>>152804766>Be Daniel Andrews>Promise Comm games in regional Vic>Win votes>Can't work out how to pay for it>Waste billions pulling out of the deal and unfinished infrastructure >Somehow fanbase thinks this is genius >Pass the bomb onto deputy to avoid being held accountable Just doing his civic duty
>>152804847she was ready to settle down and knows her worth, incel
>>152804779friend of mine is engaged to a woman 4 years older but this takes the cake
>>152804876hope the LNP see this m8
>>152804882Kek.
How the fuck can we get a wicket here
>>152804779And this is the wife from 2021.
Are you blokes looking forward to the Big Bash becoming an Indian owned competition in the next few years?
>>152804889an (ex) friend of mine was 23 going out with a 50y/o that had 2 kids oldest of which was 19 she proposed to him then had a miscarriage while they were engaged so she left him
>>152804906by dismissing a batsmen as per the rules of cricket
>>152804906Bit of spin might break up their rhythm
>>152804876wasn't he hospitalised last week or something?
>>152804917>old slag to busted bimbo what the fuck is his promplem cant he just get some trophy wife like everyone else did
>>152804906Time to send for the sandpaper
>>152804899>Criticizing one side is endorsing the other
>>152804921grim grimlish
Cummins is firing up the snicko.
foy
>>152804937remember when the owner of linfox pushed him down the stairs for cracking onto his daughter kek
>>152804921all of that sounds very depressing for all involved
>>152804947He is probably chasing older women because his mother loved his brother more
>>152804954who are you fooling?
This wicket looks so easy to bat on that even Cam Green will manage to get a century and secure his test place for at least another year.
>>152804937Conveniently before facing court for him and his wife running over a teenager lmao
>>152804987yes thats why i stopped talking to him it was even making me miserable just being adjacent to it think hes a full time pisshead now like his father
>expecting cam green to keep his concentration long enough to score 100 on a road
sick of the toil of living
lads, apparently there isn't spinner in the aussie team!
>>152805037thisremember when they bounced him a few times so he ran off the pitch to play cut shots and got bowled?
>>152805020>>152804982sounds like a lovely bloke, a real true blue
>>152805055Many such cases.
I cant seem to get a rod no matter what i do
>>152805088bcf m8
>>152804921Mate of mine when we were 19 was going with some 30yo (probably 35) hairdresser and that was weird. It doesn’t really matter, let them marry, it’s just that you need to really know what you need in a wife and it might not actually be an older woman, but it might be too it depends
>>152805088>be attractive>don't be unattractive
>>152805088same
I seem to talk with AIs more and more. Worrying.
>>152805077the only good thing to come from him was that get on the beers remix (not the mashd n kutcher one (mashd n kutcher are gay)) thing in covid from his press conference
>>152805105hahahahahahah
>>152805088what have you done?
never knowingly used any form of AI meplan to keep it that way like a proper luddite
>>152805151Squeezed it, tugged it, rubbed it against the wall and banged it on the desk. Nothing.
>>152805155fucked around with it a few years back when it was a new gimmick never used it since barely use the computer at all
>>152805155me? i use ai for online iq tests
>>152805165>>152805088Based ts prostitute I fucked last night
>>152805187>>152805187>>152805187
>>152805107Don't worry—you've still got us.
>>152805110kek yea I do remember that one being posted in the group chatnot bad
>>152805165Have you considered doing that in private
>>152804753I like u a lot lad
>>152805110That + the fact we can buy houses in victoria + massive investment in public infra projects that Melbourne needed (trains) + not making Melbourne a joyless shithole like Sydney
>>152805914Enjpy your sudanese machete gangs
