Eng 3/172 vs AusDay 1 of the fifth Ashes test
YFW (Yank Flags Welcome)
scorchies
where am i? whats going on?
>>152805187literally me after the 4th test
>>152805187now THIS is an artisanal image
BBL tonight:Stars vs Renegades - 6:05Scorchers vs Strikers - 9:15
wheres shitjeet? saw a couple of convict posts then he disappeared ;)
I just need a wicket
AI is very good for doing academic / scientific research, but that's all I've used it for.
>>152805198bongoloids finna hate this first post
What's it like to kiss a girl?
>>152805229thankyou for your service
>>152805248toast illegal in your state?looking good otherwise
>>152805279just didn't feel like it
>>152805229yea he replied to a few of mine but then buggered offhe may have been banned for that p*ki posting he's wont to do kek
>>152805248based dunny destroyer
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>>152805226>9.15/10did you get a hold of the script m8? sounds like a good one
>>152805261its great unless they have been in the pub late at night and eating the sausage sandwiches with onion and mayo
>>152805248Looks great, I approve. Get some chips on the go as well and that's a real man's lunch.
I'm in such constant mental and emotional agony
it's going to rain and piss all over the third session again, I'm already upset
Fucked a fat chick last night lads.
>>152805238used it to give synthesis of specific parts of my natal chart
new bunnings waifu spotted
I absolutely need to have toast/bread with my eggs regardless of the method of preparationthey feel naked otherwise, no one wants naked eggsimagine having your soft boiled without soldiers, couldn't be me
>>152805335*be's here for you*
>>152805355has someone finally taken the throne from vittoria?
>>152805343Gross.
>>152805365based. i used to fuck a girl just like this
>>152805384crazy to think shes trying to sell me some patio furniture in this
>>152805396i've never had sex
You're a virgin.
>>152805384yes and she can sit on my throne itkwim haha
>>152805411There's literally nothing wrong whatsoever with being a virgin.
will poopjha bowl ?
>>152805343based harpooner
>>152805384got those enticing bpd eyeswould but she looks the type to ruin your life kek
>>152805365can see her flaps swinging aroundSoloeque
>>152805424yes there is goy you need to keep beong a hedonist otherwise you won't be as impulsiveyou need to chase short term dopamine hits otherwise the stock market will fall
>>152805438yep. fallen for them before
brook is spazzing like crazy
>>152805360egg and (hot) chips is good and you don’t really need bread, baked beans with that or steak. I get it though bread and eggs is good
I just don't find that style of striptease dancing very appealing
>>152805418webbum?
>>152805411meant for>>152805410
>>152805462can be good for a root if you know how to handle them and when to back away you'll only learn those skills the hard way though
>>152805384>bunnings whorehouse
6 SIX 6
egg goes with rice too
ITS A BUNNINGS GF MAXIMUM
average sized tiddie scene girl gf
>>152805521corr bit of egg through the fried rice?yes please
for me, it's Irish Porter.
barely even paying attention to the cricket me>>152805531i miss frankies :(
>>152805476i'm watching on tv but it's the newest bunnings ad, the chick with like 2 first names as her first nameforgot what it is but looking through the 'chives it might be emmajane
>>152805531not sure what scene is but thoughts?https://youtu.be/b14kdOtAcYE
>>152805248disgusting, completely unbalanced in flavour, texture and nutritional value
>>152805543never tired or heard of that, looks fucking delish though
>>152805475sametoo whorish for my liking
Going to aldi so expect some wickets any moment
i despise people that are better than me
>>152805567thats an e girl scene is the emo types with the angles frignes
yea wicket looms I reckon
>>152805582based khawaja
>>152805582>thatwho*
>>152805606GONE GOTTEM
>>152805582do not compare yourself to others. if you do so you are insulting yourself
>>152805606people that are better than him
>>152805475>>152805576no one asked you fuckin homos
>>152805606lel
CAM ON BOLLAND SCORE SOME FOKEN BOWLS
>>152805606you are now despised
>>152805531small titty big arse hippy gf
bout time to play the spinner i reckon
>>152805543Looks like a biscuit “cake”. You know what is top tier here and nobody knows about it is flapjacks. They’re chewy muesli bars but sweeter and you have them with tea/coffeehttps://simplerecipesidea.blogspot.com/2021/03/rachel-allen-flapjacks-recipe.html?m=1
betLAD, you getting nervous for the scorchies?
>nothing doing in the cricket >shitposting ensues the comfiest of all
small tits big bum is such a top tier combo ladswhy is this Green cunt bowling so short and outside?
>>152805225How do you tell the gf you're not into these sort of videos without hurting her feelings?
Rate the French girl I had sex with.Yes, she did smell like she hadn't showered in days.
UHHHH LE HECKIN FUCKIN GREENTOPUHHHH IT WONT LAST 2 DAYSAAAHAHHHH 6MM I AM AN EXPERT SINCE THE MCG TEST THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGHAHHHHHH ITS OVER
fat tittied fat arsed fat slut with hairy cunt gf 2026
>>152805715
>>152805689looks basically like muesli bar sized anzac biscuits
>>152805715gigantic red flag tattoo selection
Nice road you retards
>>152805715She looks like you should get tested
Are England suddenly good or have we stopped trying?
pale dressed in black turtleneck art hoe gf 2026
>>152805715feeling itchy down there yet mate?
>>152805690A bit, yeah. But ChatGPT has not steered me wrong with my BBL bets so far this season.
emmajane bunnings waifu gf 2026>>152805743>>152805755samefag
>>152805770corr imagine if she's braless in that
>>152805384When was this ad? She's amazing.
>isa is an oasis fan BIBLICAL
>>152805715Absolute whore. I can tell from the tattoos alone, but the fact she's French as well means her body count is easily 100+
England are good when the pressure is off
>England look like they are going to score 350-400 in the first innings of a test match>feel like >we are going to lose by 9 wickets
>>152805747Yeah similar profile to the chewier anzacs. That’s a good description
>>152805770phwoar now that's a woman
>>152805802she's madferit djyomean as you were LG x
>>152805780Yes, but isn't it normal to feel itchy after a new girl, getting used to her particular pH level etc? Or should I be worried?
>>152805797Nov 2024I spent like 4 hours trying to find her online
>>152805802brb learning hpw to finger wonderwall so i can finger her wonderwall iykwim haha
>>152805715I think I know her, are you in Sydney?
>>152805838Hahaha.
>>152805852Brisbane, but she's been working her way down the east coast from Airlie Beach and I'd assume she'd be in Sydney by now
>>152805838gg no re
>>152805838i get strep throat or something nearly everytime i eat a girl out for the first time never had the itchyness tho
>>152805880>>152805852is this the first instance of /cric/ tunnel buddies?
itt: fanooks
>>152805891apparently throat cancer rates in men have slightly increased in the past 30 years or so and that has been pout down to us munching more rug apparentlydon't quote me on this though
>>152805920Just quoted this cunt, lads. Sucked in hahaha
>>152805920100% all from the rug munchingget the HPV vaccine if you wanna lick the gash
>>152805920nah thats true dont do it regularly but when it does happen i get ill the first time girls are disgusting tbqh >root 69haha
broadcast getting choppystorm looms
Bully getting bullied. love to see it
There's nothing more pathetic than licking a woman's cunt.
>Trying to get your captain to waste a review to hide the fact you're getting carted aroundkek. Get rid of Green.
Please embrace monogamy for your own sakes
>>152805773I'm in
>>152805939kek GOTTME
>>152805920probs cos of all the "hygiene products" loaded with chemicals they use instead of natural stuff tbqhwy
>>152805920>don't quote me on this thoughToo late. Already forwarded to the mayor.
>>152805958invigorating*
*drops to black* *beep beep beep* $40 a month please
>>152805958ok uncle jun
>>152805966jej
>>152805971Nah mate it's all the diseases
>>152805963How about nil-ogamy
been watching a bit of argentinacasting recently and the guy always spends 5mins eating her out and I just dont know who thats for?
>>152805995>all diseases give you cancer
>>152805971they are full of bugs mate always have been always will be green needs to be dropped 3 years ago
>>152805248woolies chorizos and four eggs.. with the coffee that's gonna be coming out the other end bloody
love when girls have shirts on and their nipples are poking throughthanks for reading my post much love
england winning that's wild
>>1528059807 been doing that too
Neser looks like hes done 3 tours of afghanistan
Honestly it’s disgusting how far they bring the boundary rope in
>>152806024its the same broadcast mate they just dont charge 40$ a month for it
>>152805261boring.>>152805384wait is this the brown italian chick who was going around melbourne on nye crying about how many jeets they were
>>152806006Yeah STDs in your mouth
>>152806001i think they do that to pretend the actress is enjoying herself and isn't almost entirely coerced into porn in some way
Uncomfortable truth: England have been the better team for the majority of the series.
>3-2 has a nice ring to itAPOLOGIZE
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>>152806001girls watch porn too mate
>>152805958Being submissive is kinda amazing every now and then. You do need a baseline of self confidence to do it though, so manlets need not apply.
>>152805770i used to live near RMIT and i saw so many art hoes on the reg, drove me crazy
>>152806058three lines or less please mate
>>152806035>wait is this the brown italian chick who was going around melbourne on nye crying about how many jeets they werelol what, really?
AINT NO WAY WE ARE GOING OFF FOR LIGHT
sometimes I genuinely think I might be a deeply closeted fag occasionally when I'm lying in bed at night I think about fucking a twink and I get a raging erection
>>152806001The worst series for this are the swallowed guys.>let's include 15 minutes of a man sticking his tongue in the girl's ass
>>152806062you can aggressively eat puss as well thoughever
>WE DECLARE. I WANT TO BOWL NOW.
How can they not fucking see? It's day time.
>>152806060im a girl
>>152806068theyre easy to fuck too you just need to say you listen to slowdive
England winning.>RainsBOOOOO
Stokes caught asking Smith for a bowl as the players left the field
Stopping the game because of some clouds, what a gay sport lol
>pink test>not using pink ballwho booked this shit
>>152806056>won dead rubbers>won all the tosses>won on an unacceptable pitchall big asterisks mate
IT'S FUCKING DAYTIME YOU CUNTSPUT THE LIGHTS ON OR SOME SHITSTOP FUCKING US OVER REEEEEEEE
"dangerous"
>>152806094if only there was some sort of lighting system they could use. perhaps a lighting system so strong they could play a test match all the way into the dark of night alas
>>152806093kek
>stadium has lights on>3pm>bad light STILLexplain this to me
umps are fun haters
Why are we rigging it still when we've already won? Same with Snicko last test, no need.
There's going to be a hail & thunderstorm over the ground in 10 minutes.
>>152806119Classic Shitney weather m8Pretty sure it is the only ground we often have issues with due to bad light hereMaybe Bellreive as well i guess
Right, I guess that's bed time for me. See you lads again tomorrow.
Pozzies cheating again trying to screw up England's momentum
>bad lightwhat was it too bright out there or something?
they won't be back on today
>>152806131night mate
comfy threads today ladsgood shitposting amongst the griggy
>>152806062>you need confidence to be submissivecope
>>152806145nonce
Each square is a lightning strike.
>lose 3 days of ticket sales>^seethes^>lose several hours to "bad light" at midday once patrons have paid>*all smiles*
>>152806131night lad x
here it comes, the shitney rainfuck this place
Rotate Adelaide and Brisbane between the day/night test and the new year's testPut Sydney in the other spotSort It Out
Stars or Renegades? Choose your side.
>>152806157>God smiting penrithAs it should be
Is GLP-1 medication only if you're really obese, or is it still useful if your body is mostly okay, you generally eat well and exercise, but you've got those extremely stubborn fat deposits on your abdomen/love handles?
Do any of you blokes wanna do nofap with me?
>>152806157wish it was one giant square covering that entire map
>>152806131sweet dreams, nigga
>>152806167i like rain
Should've started the match yesterday huh
>>152806170What do we when the Hobart stadium is built?
>>152806155kek
>>152806179too difficult been off porn for a few months now though
>>152806145<3
>>152806190same but not on the venues i'm trying to watch cricket at
>>152806195Drop the Sydney test for good
Do test matches usually start on a Sunday?
>>152806145
>>152806179i'm already doing dry january
is Tassie a nice place to visit?always just go to the mainland when I visit
>>152806160that's Todd jewnberg for you
those chorizos have really clogged me up
HERE COMES THE RAIN HERE SHE COMES AGAIN
>>152806205can make it interesting unless the game is going to go to a draw (won't)
>>152806208This. Plus poms make up far too much of the crowd there
Here comes the rain againFalling on my head like a memory
>>152806222doubt any australians know either
2026 nz/aus cric alliance (unless theyre playing each other)no more brother wars
>>152806222friends say yes but it's a long flight from me (perth)
>>152806094Cameras adjust the gamma to make for better tv viewing. When light is bad sometimes they'll turn off the adjustments to show the real levels.This is from the World Cup Final in 2007.
don't you go out in the rainDONT GO OUTIN THEPOURING RAIN
>>152806222yeah it is mate particularly the west coast
lmao pozzies are SCAREDshamefurr interruption
>>152806250
>>152806222Yeah its ideal if you like hiking and nature. Wouldnt live there though
>>152806253Interesting, did not consider that
>>152806238https://youtu.be/RA5P5LobV3s
Here's your 3pm light.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jshwkG1ZpP8>Shitney
>>152806222it's new zealand with more trees. why bother.
>>152806262This is best song about rain
>>152806222I went to Hobart in January 2023. First and only time I've ever been. Was definitely a nice place to visit. Seems like it'd be grim living there. Was surprisingly cold during middle of summer, needed to use a big coat. Plus it was daytime until like 9pm wtf
>>152806286sunniest summer day in shitney
>>152806253not entirely true. they adjust to make it look good but its still close to reality, theres a set of parameters that need to be met for 'realism'gamma is more similar to contrast in broadcast systems but it works hand in hand with luminence (brightness) the cameras can go way over what brightness is possible irl so even a dark day can be brought up but thats not usually what is done in tv. the difference in your pic is more due to left shot being from a full size broadcast camera and the right being a stump cam with a tiny sensor. less light information is read so its darker. can be compensated for with signal gain but then the image goes really grainy/noisy and looks like shit t. is my job
>>152806222Its basically the South Island. If you go to Aussie do it for what you cant get here. Do the NT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8VduT7aR2c
>>152806222went on a holday there with dadza for a few weeks when i was a kid remember literally nothing about it except we had a yaris as the hire car
>>152806311How often do you zoom in on tits?
>>152806311my unc was a cameraman for channel 9 in the 90sreckons it was an awesome job
need a day after tomorrow in sydney
>>152806342yeah it'll be tuesday iykwim haha
>>152806317the tuning is so legit
>>152806327im not a camera operator but the camos very often perv on girls. just doesnt get put to air if its obvious 111x zoom lenses are something to behold >>152806341he still working? whats his name/initials?was a sick job back then. still good but like everything its not what it used to be
>>152806355haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>152806358are you the guy that twiddles the ball tracking knobs lad?
Turning 30 in November lads. Feels grim. Don't own a house or have a wife, both things I thought I'd have by that age.
>>152806371no my iq is above 55
>>152806358m.r are his initials, not working anymore heemed his back while filming kek
>>152806374Not even close to being alone in that lad
AOE II looms
>>152806374don't sweat it. housing market's fucked and everyone knows it. australian women are shit-tier and everyone refuses to admit it.
>>152806374i turn 29 soon, and i have an apartment i half own (parents helped, only way i could afford anything) feels grimstill a virgin though
>>152806376ah, you're the hidden power surge chad
>>152806385was that on the V8s lol? know of a bloke that did that
>>152806374the good thing about turning 30 is you no longer give a fuck
>>152806374just wait, the next 10 years will fly by and you'll be halfway to death and in addition to your grim mental state, your body will be starting to fall apart
>>152806391How are you a virgin at that age?
>>152806388What's your favourite expansion? I really love The Mountain Royals. Plus the new Alexander campaign is awesome.
>>152806408>>152806415trvkes
>>152806407thats as much info as im comfortable sharing lad, I work in tv as well and feel a doxxing looming. he did the cricket for a long time but did other events as well
>>>/adv/34120887>>>/adv/34120887>>>/adv/34120887
>>152806416probably not into blokes (most australian womyn)
Think I may read a bit to help elevate my mind
>>152806428>I work in tv as welldepartment? all g if u dont wanna share tho lol
fuck off cunt
>>152806416don't know any women and the few i asked out over the years said noi'm not super upset about it because i haven't put much effort into trying to fix it (yet)>>152806431kek
I'm 37. Own an apartment with no mortgage. No house though. No wife either. Engagement ended with my previous girl, and I'm too scarred to go down that path again. I now exclusively see 18-21yo girls from Seeking. Trying to get a Mediterranean gf/wife, ideally from Spain, Italy, Croatia, Greece, Lebanon or Turkey. It's grim, but it's life.
>>152806418ooo haven't played the Alexander one, but the Armenians are in the Mountain Royals one aye?I like that one
>>152806416How are you not?
>>152806428post bobs, alyssa
im an angry unemployable loner
>>152806457Yeah the Armenians, Georgians, and finally a Persian campaign. I think it's the only expansion where I like all the campaigns.
>>152806456apartments are better than detached houses imo, you're all goodhope things turn around for you on the other part, i have very similar tastes
>>152806443engineering. I probably know or have at least crossed paths with you lmao
>>152806456Don't get a golddigger, you'll be miserable. Make sure they're as rich as you
i'm 32 year old neet and live in a tiny two bedroom unit with my mentally ill mother who was in a psych ward last year
too many sadsacks right now, might come back later
>>152806478is that not normal?
>>152806474based brainiacill see if can suss you out m8
>>152806478thoughts and prayers lad that sounds toughhope mumzas ok
Im a neet and inherited a house in a wealthy area and dont maintain itI have a boomer neighbour I annoy regularly and rarely shower
>>152806341Was he the "Can't bowl, can't throw" cunt?
>>152806501grubcunt that you lad?
>>152806501damn. you're living the dream anon
>>152806374Must be subjective, I turned 34 recently and I haven't cared that I'm still a virgin in over eight years now. Women are hot when the libido is high but come off as very annoying to me and not worth the effort or time. This match is trash too, eastern states can't make pitches worth a damn.
>scorchies
i'm probably going to inherit two houses, finna knock them down and put apartment complexes on them and become a slumLORD
/cric/ is overflowing with salt of the earth types.
>>152806495>>152806498based newys
>>152806527based can I live at your place?
I worked all my life to afford a decent house now i have some stinkyayavput no hope faggot living next to me.Jokes on him tho, i masturbate using his washing
the only good thing about losing my virginity was just to get the monkey off my back and to know that I'm at least not so repulsive that an average girl will put my penis in her mouth and vagina other than that since then I've been with a couple of girls but don't really think about sex at all
>>152806512yes mate hope youre well>>152806513i know i got it pretty good, would let any of you cunts live here free if you needed to but pretty hard to make that happen without b3ing exposed
>>152806543sure mate
>middle of the Summer>middle of the day>bad light
>>152806527got 3 coming my way gonna sell the most expensive 2 and buy a skyline and just neet it until i inevitably drink myself to death
>>152806547How old are you m8?
>>152806560sell all three and get a penthouse and be like howard hughes, could be crisp
>>152806548i'll knock out the neighbour's fencing once a week for a free room m8
Seething at inheritance cunts rn
>>15280656732lost it at 28
>>152806559fixing for the draw
>>152806548yea mate, doing ok, yourself? happy new yearhope the boomer is getting plenty of your discarded durries iykwim haha
Let's do a /cric/ pollAre you a virgin yes/noKissless yes/noUnemployed yes/no
>englel banking on 2-3>ends up 1-3-1heh
i just want an absolutely disgusting slut to fuck right now
>>152806572penthouse means being a citycunt and im not interested in that. dadzas place is in the bush so ill just go out there.id rather have land and a shack than a penthouse in the city
Think I might be ready to date again
I absolutely hated cricket growing up, watching and playing it but when I discovered 4chan when I was 20 I enjoyed watching it for the first time in my laugh when I discovered /cric/ and realised half the fun is just bantering with your m8s while it's playing.
>>152806593all good mate, we all have our preferences
>>152806587it's a no on all three for me dawg
>>152806587Only slept with menLive with bfFull time employed 180k tc
>>152806587NoNoNo
>>152806587YesNoYes
>>152806587nono yes
>>152806604based meall the cricket players were (still are, probably) cunts but the bantz kept me interested
>>152806591RealbabesComAu
mad at how there are so many older male virgins but zero female ones
I had sex with a transgender prostitute last night. She was pretty hot, and her fake titties were really well done, like weren't hard and cannonball shaped. She couldn't get hard though, and she's either been castrated or the oestrogen has shrivelled her balls to the point where it's an empty sack.
>play delayed due to bad lightdid the light steal some biccies or something?
Christ on a bike. Indian AI slop is a disease.
>>152806585im good mate, the boomer was a bit crook last year so I drove his missus to the docs a couple of times cause he couldnt and he left a new ash tray at my door on chrissy kek so weve been alright, im sure things will kick off again once it starts raining regularly lmaohappy new year to you too hope you have an unreal year
>>152806638how much did that set you back lad?
>>152806636that's because there's almost no conditions for which a female is not fuckable to someone and all she has to do to get that sex is literally exist. Female virgins past 20 can only exist if they've actively avoided sex
>>152806661$120 and100% of his masculinity
>>152806661$400 for the hour, however she did let me stay for close to 90 minutes. Not being a clock watcher is always good. Was able to cum 4 times during the session, so good VFM. Price included bbbj & cim
>>152806659kek he's a bit of a cheeky cunt thengood on you mate, nice to hear things are going ok for yatake it easy, keep us posted on the fence wars if they kick off again haha
>>152806638Sounds like it was a bit of a disappointing experience mate
>>152806663I was more referring to the fact that women choose to be passed around by a few men than settle for anything less.
Calzone looms lads
imagine shitjeet reading this thread trying to report off topic posts but he cant because hes range banned lmao
>>152806668imagine getting all that >>152806674 for $120 though kekbargain really
went drinking at a mate's place years ago, we found the papers his older brother and his mates wrote on describing their ideal/dream women
>>152806674>she
just want to be in a mutually loving relationship that isn't predicated on any transaction
>>152806722might want to find yourself a time machine for a day gone by then lad
>>152806711qrd>>152806722my condolences
I will not eat anything disgusting, no matter how healthy it is. This is why I do not eat broccoli.
>>152806633Legit?
>all these RICH sportspeople panicking that poor youths are getting angry at the rich>target them as the reason for Bondi>it's nothing to do with an actual genocide happening in the middle eastIt's getting harder and harder to watch professional sports knowing they are this stupid and greedy.Hope this test ends day 2 again.
unironically believe balance between masculine and feminine aspects is a/the spiritual goal and women wanting you to fulfill the role of a traditional man both speaks to their spiritual infancy and a call for you to essentially regress if you want them
i'm too sensitive for this cold world
>>152806772Same, and I cope by detachment
>>152806756Yep
I wonder if they're worried about esports impacting attendances to their sports now.
>>152806580did you say to the first girl you were a virgin? that's the main thing i'm concerned about at this point, honesty vs embarrassment/putting them off
will the cricket continue today or should i just get blackout drunk starting now
>>152806772Yeah you are a bitch.
>>152806790meme cricket is on later
Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.
>>152806787if you are that worried about it go to the brothel and get some practice doesnt really matter though
>>152806790I'm wondering the same thing except cooking dinner
>>152806787no. she unionically actually though I was some kind of chad (mentalcel) and she dragged me back to her place on the first date
>>152806686>no pressure>suddenly Eng turn upTypical.
>>152806810>mentalcel?
>>152806787They'll be just as likely to find it a turn on that they'll be the first one to corrupt you.Also if they have been with a lot of guys they're a whore anyway and you shouldn't care about their opinions. The only one who matters is you, any girl should be considered blessed to have your attention and never think otherwise.
>>152806812I was a virgin mostly because of being a mentally ill recluse weirdo, not because of looks
i have a tiny penis
>>152806821>being a mentally ill recluse weirdowhys that mate
>>152806821Nobody is a virgin because of looks, it's always because of isolation or shyness.
>>152806839the male population of bindia would like a word with you sar
>>152806839this. especially for men (and women)
>>152806849indians have zero issue getting pussy provided they aren't weird as fuck, it's true for all races Women will degrade themselves with any man so long as they don't trigger that part of the brain that gives them "ooh this guy is a weirdo" vibe
let me know when the cricket is on again please
>>152806633closest girl>30 minutes $300grim. do cucks really?
Housemate has his American friend over. Amazes me how yanks simply do not ever simply shut up. He is literally always talking, does not stop. If he's not in conversation he's thinking out loud or monologuing about something trivial. Simply always talking.
>>152806862rape shouldnt count
>>152806873meant for
im afraid of women
>>152806810>>152806817yeah my main concern is that if it was with an actual gf/not just a one-off thing they might see the virginity at that age as a danger signbut as you say if that's the way they think it probably means it wouldn't work out anyway
>>152806874Americans are great fun when you are travelling, especially in Europe. Easily the most approachable and chill people you'll meet, and they say yes to any suggestions, instead of being some indecisive "um/ah" faggot.
>>152806873I worked with a bloke who would knock off work early every friday and drive 15 hours for a root, get back on monday completely exhausted He geed her up as this supermodel and we believed it until he showed us a pic one day. Absolute pig
>>152806874yea it's the sheer volume of speech that always shits methey stick out like dogs balls when you're overseas travelling for the reasons you mentioned so at least they're easy to avoid
My virginity is explained by my devout Christian faith. Sex outside of marriage is a sin that puts one at risk of going to hell, it's that simple.
>>152806885just try to play it off or lie until you crack it open and then tell her afterif you performed, she would probably be impressed and if it turns her off, at least you got one in
imagine being pathetic cuck bitch that cant get pussy
>>152806908yeah let's go with that
>>152806880Fuck I love slampigs like this
>>152806885Find a gf who's also a virgin and is younger than you (really hard but if you can then do it)there are plenty of religious girls and even some non religious ones who remain virgins and as I said only a whore would look down on you for it and whores are for fucking and nothing elseif a girl is actually attracted to you and falls for you she will literally excuse almost anything about you, she'll even find bizarre stuff about you endearing
imagine being a pathetic cuck bitch that cant get pussy
>>152806919Religious girls only date religious guys, and they vet harder than any bitter HR department.
zachy is on his aussie vpn screaming for attention again lads
imagine thinking getting pussy was an achievement worth mentioning
>>152806900this. yankls get a bad wrap becuase of celebrities but all of them ive met are really decent people. except for one chick from Virginia i went on a date with and she spent the entire time talking about donald trump
>Muh sex>Muh girlfriendWhen are you going to grow up and discover that there is more to life than relationships?
yanks seem alright until you actually get to know them. they know very well how to put on public faces
>>152806942you might of only talked to cunts from LA/NY
>>152806942this is the truth right hereI flatted with a couple and they seemed great when I moved in, but quickly showed their true colours and were absolutely fucking awful to deal with on a daily basisnever again
>>152806950got me there, yeah, they were from the wider socal/la area
>socal/lawould you faggots get the fuck out of my cricket thread
Every American I've met was basically identical to Aussies despite some very slight differences. Same goes for all other western white people, any differences are massively exaggerated.
qrd in match so far?
>yeah I sleep with many woman how you tell?
Sydneylads are we getting anymore grig tonight or do I start cooking me chook?
I met an Irishman once and I think he wanted me to fuck him
>>152806958yeah theyre fucked. knew 2 blokes one from phoenix one from bumfuck iowa and they were really nice. reminded me of the typical aussie stereotype
>>152806979> reminded me of the typical aussie stereotypeso boring npc normie trash?
DTA - Don't Trust Anyone
>>152806982no the stereotype not the norm friendly, confident, respectful working class people
your so fucking gay why wont you fuck off
>>152806674>Price included bbbj & cimHow does this work with diseases? Wouldn't that expose them to that?And since it's a tranny that allows bbbj, does that mean you can rawdog that boipussy?
how is being gay an insult?
If your favourite girls arent thai blokes weating dresses youre not aussie and need to fuck off
BBC just casually using an ethnic slur against Australians lmao
>friendly, confident, respectful working class people
just woke up
>>152806998because i say so
>>152807002crisp Warnie
>>152807002>t. ghost of shane warne
>>152807007fuck up citycunt
why the fuck aren't they playing
Itchy penis thread is getting activity.
>>152807018he's not me
>delayed due to bad light
Mel McLaughlin is a goddess
>>152805715>STAY WILDAbsolute state of anon's crotch right now
>>152807023too dark (scary (need a nightlight))
so you lads excited for the return of proper cricket next month
>>152807041not really
>>152807029She really is
>>152807029hnnggg
>>152807041didn't even know this was happening until yesterday when anon posted this imagewhy is there one of these tourneys every year, and why do they all seem to be hosted by bindia?
Australians just aren’t very good at cricket.
I much prefer eating pizza coldI even think it is the better way to do so
I love beautiful women so much. Thank God for beautiful women.
>>152807051T20 is every 2 years (even numbered years)World Test Championship concludes every 2 years (odd numbered years)Propah WC is every 4 yearsTest
mumza just asked me what dehumanising language means
SUN = OUT
>>152806919yeah that's the current planstill would feel a bit awkward admitting that especially with an age gap but if you can get over that part i imagine it'd make you closer
>>152807051>and why do they all seem to be hosted by bindia?they basically arewhen they aren't, they are still rigged to give preferential conditions to grimdia anyway, so might as well hold them all there
>>152807078cricket status?
>>152807072Tell her that women shouldn't be thinking.
me under the broadcast desk sucking her toes iykwim haha
>>152807078Guns and/or buns to follow.
>>152807084TEA AND BISCUITS.
Its hilarious that India owns cricket
>>152807089none of these people are real
>>152807089wouldn't mind seeing the blondie on the lefts bum and tits if you catch my drift
>>152807041gosh its on amazom prime
>>152807098you mean cricstreams dot com?
>>152807084Loom watch status: crimson midnight
I didn't realise that in The Hundred there is a team called Mumbai Indians London kek
wildunt mind sunung thi bludi in thu lufts bim and tuts uf yi cutch mi druft
>>152807109there's Mumbai Indians New York in the yank league toogrim stuff
>>152807111bodied that freak
>>152807116Kek, and there will be Mumbai Indians Melbourne in the Big Bash
>>152807111almost looks like Thai at times
>Got lured away from TV to do some private equity shitIt isn't fair.
https://youtu.be/r5FGL0i2l4c
>>152807128kek fuck off really??
>>152807132bpd face
>>152807132the type of woman you suck bbc cum out of her vag and be thankful for it iykwim haha
>>152807136It will happen, BBL teams will be bought by IPL teams
>>152807140100%probably loves it in the bum though
fuck these threads get bad when the cricket isnt on
>>152807136Cricket Australia wants to sell off all the Big Bash League teams.Well, they're """"considering"""" it, but it was always going to be a done. Now they'll blame it on the 2 day tests requiring them to make up for the lost money.
>>152807140meant bbc face iykwim haha
>>152807149Good to know it's not just me.
micktranny is a bbc slut
>>152807158yea they're easy to spot if you've dealt with one beforeone that I used to muck around with moved to Perth where she continues to slut it upthey just have that face kek
You bbc fast when there's nothing going on champion
thinking orthobro may be the next personality derivation
>70,000 at the mcg for a bbl matchTHRIVINGHRIVING
Taking the covers off my pitch iykwim
>>152807175dont think thats what old mate meant...
not cricket
>cheating on a crosswordThe perfidious Anglo strikes again
>>152807194kek ikwym haha iykwim haha
havent given mcgrath a gibs beg spot for hours or even mentioned the poonk testwonder whats going on
>>152807201Anglos truly are a disgusting horde of vermin.t. Britzoid
literally nothing to do now i hate rain i hate sydney
saw a large number of extremely cute flip girls when I was in sydney last year though
IN A BACKSEAT STARING AT THE CITY LIGHTS IN A TAXI MAN I HATE THE CITY LIFE TAKE ME BACK HOME I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FARE I JUST WANNA GO COS I FUCKING HATE IT HERE
no more play today rightthat means i have to do the stuff i was meant to do in the eveningorrrrr i just do nothing today instead hehe
IM A LUCKY GIRLIMA LUCKY GIRL IM A LUCKY GIRL IM A LUCKY LUCKYGIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL
alright doom posters you got one hour
making good progress on my projects
>>152807268abloo bloo life is really bad or something idk do i really have to be a fag for the next hour?
>it's another rain delays in Sydney test episode don't want to hear about it being "dry and sunny the week before" in that city ever againBrisbane new year's test NOW
>cricket
>>152807308put shitney in adelaides place its usually ok then.
>>152807340This. fucking gayfag reddit nerd shit sport
https://x.com/HazelAppleyard/status/2007625665588388260whered she get this video of me iykwim haha
gonna kill micksperg with a hammer iykwim haha
>>152807359>me when I fall for obvious ragebait
>>152807308>rain next 2 days in Brisbanelol
sitting on me porch smoking a joint while the storm rolls in
Cowardly Australians revving up the weather machines in a vain attempt to prevent the moral victory
>RAIN RAIN GO AWAY>COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY
I wanted to watch a really good movie but couldn't find any so watching Get Out
>Jordan Peele
>>152806880I would goto $400 if she let me spank her while we did it
>>152807383I look like this and say this
>>152807384I just watch dexter seasons over and over again
>>152807384https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=head+to+toe
>>152807384buffalo 66
anyone want to go on a hike with me
>>152807426No milat?
>>152807426no thanks ivan
What's with all the ragecomic posting?
>>152807431>>152807436applied for a hostel yet mate
not long till the bbl lads
>>152807475>>152807475>>152807475>>152807475>>152807475
not long til the bbw lads
new>>152807471>>152807471>>152807471
>>152807478>>152807485fools
>>152807478>>152807485
>>152807478>>152807485FUCKING BIG FUCKING SPASTICS
/cric/ is best when nobody bothers baking at 500 and somebody does it at like 600 postsalways 2 fags fighting over the excat bump limit moment
Personally I'll be staying here until one of the new threads reach 25 replies. First one that gets to that mark will earn my presence.
