/cric/ - the cricketing general sydney rained out (many such cases)
do they call it the melbourne mace because women need to carry mace if they're in melbourne so they don't get culturally enriched
>>152807492all here mate in the earlier thread >>152807471>>152807471>>152807471
>>152807498this one was linked first thoughever quite the conundrum
>152807498>please post my thread>PLEASE
Just start the farken game already hey.
cricket what is played in 20 overs isnt cricket
gonna let you all know i took a fat shit in the bog so best to wait a bit before going in there
>>152807530sorry mate i'm kinda busting innit
business idea: build a roof
My roomate was in the bog when i had to go so i shat in his bed instead. Keep it between me and you guys
Just woke up lads, how is my favourite Venezuelan world leader?
>>152807540i'm telling mumza
>>152807540my owner was in the bog when i had to go so i shat on the rug instead. keep it between me and you guys
bbl soon
>>152807537>A CPC30820 Certificate III in Roof Tiling will give you skills you need to work as a roof tiler on residential or commercial properties. hope this helps
business idea: crossword books that are already filled out and you use just write over the answers again
>>152807541wonder when the usa and israel will ever face repercussions by the icc for everything bad they've done
>>152807554They will. If they ever do anything bad, which they havent
>>152807554don't think a WTC points deduction is the right message here mate.
>>152807563*deducts WTC points 1 and 2 from you**point no. 7 is also revoked but dont question that haha*
>>152807563could at least ban USA from the T20 "world cup" I reckon
>>152807568kek
Dinner status: on the way, courtesy of White Man who loves his mum.
>>152807577rare
>why i deliverhumiliation ritual
>>152807577bullshit. playing the sympathy card for more tips
>>152807585Tip status: $0.00 lmao
>>152807577Wtf, i only get mudslimes and street shitters.You have to tip this cunt
>why I deliver"I was dropped from the side because they don't want any off-spinners at Sydney."
>>152807591shut up timothy no ones falling for it
>>152807595I'm telling mum on you
>>152807568lol lmap even
>>152807595tip him you dog
>>152807602>>152807604Kek
>have to do shit job as delivery jeet>quietly leave food on the doorstep and scurry away so you don't have to suffer the indignity of people seeing you>bosses make you take a picture and fill out a survey of job interview questions for customers to peruse and laff at>probably want to link it to your social media
>>152807604if he played for my scorchies he'd be tim hip iykwim haha
>cloud over broken hill tomorrowwill be too dark at the SCG sorry england
I am going to win the BBL tournament this year.
>>152807620meant BBW tournament
>>152807625You can bet on fatties?
>>152807635no but steven weigh
Thoughts on Jake, Fraser and McGurk?
Isn't the Melbourne Derby what kath competes in?
>>152807642>phoneposter
Do you blokes believe in god
I believe in the one true God, Ahura Mazda.
>>152807655yes
>>152807655I'm agnostic
>>152807655Yes
>>152807655Only at easter
>no bongoloid flags to be seen cowards
just got some kfc to thank them for funding this year's BBL
Good work, Timothy. Tip status: $5.
>>152807680You better have tipped timothy you cheap cunt
>>152807682>falling for timothys scam dire
>>152807682save some food for the rest of us tubby
>>152807682Decent australian right here.Good work mate
>>152807684different guy fella
>>152807691>french youll get an itchy dick after dinner
>>152807691>favourite food is french foodthe based butter enjoyer
there is currently a bbl match on but its not showing on kayo, you have to click the fox cricket channel to watch it xoxo :)
>>152807704nah it is on kayo they just hid it in the replays section lmao
>>152807675They heard that /cric/ was too dark not safe to post
EmmaJane bunnings waifu gf 2026
What does everyone here generally tip their food delivery providers? I normally do $5-6 if they get it to me earlier/ontime based on the delivery time when they pick my shit up.If they dont they get nothing
>>152807655>mumza bought me a st christopher necklace because i travel alot for work >2 days after im sitting at the lights at 3am >sweet disposition comes on my phone for some reason, hadnt listened to it for over a decade nor was i really listening to anything like it for it to get put in the algorithm >look down at head unit to turn it up, as i do light goes green>find the dial and turn it up, sitting at the green light for about a second longer than it turned green before i set off >79 series with full bullbar set up comes barreling through the other side of the intersection where he had a red light >i wouldve been perfectly in his lane and hed have t boned me if i didnt set off a second later while i was turning the song up >literally never had that song come on again since the big fella was looking out for me. genuinely believe it. was in an eb falcon too so i probably would have died
>>152807698is it normal to always itch down there after eating out at a french restaurant
>>152807721I'm not American so no I don't tip.
>Food delivery serviceshow fat and lazy are you pigs
>>152807706so the game has already happenedRC was RIGht again
>*edges you for 4*
who are these 'tators? Watto, Hussey?
>>152807721I only tip indian drivers. Usually $2.
>>152807729Sometimes i cant be arsed driving my car through drivethrough
>>152807732haha calm down isa
>>152807739meant kath and 6"
>What's with all the ragecomic posting?
SMACKY ALERTHIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY
not sure anyone supports the gades
Who the fuck is Anthony Hudson?
YOU'LL GET EM NEXT TIME SMACKY
>>152807760people in geelong might
>>152807721nothingnobody here should be encouraging american buullshit
>>152807732mayhaps
>>152807776FORDALCON
>>152807762footy commentator usually
>>152807762ur mum lol
>>152807762>>152807782sorry, should clarify, afl commentator
kellaway has to play for Australia
they call them the melbourne scars
>>152807810really?
Yep, I'm a Chad now. See ya later losers
>>152807814she looks like a corpse
>nowyou always were anonwagmi
stars fucking suck, holy shit lmao
>>152807822uhhsuck what?
>>152807817still counts
when youre umpiring at square leg, do you watch the bat or the stumps for a run out?
>stoinis
>>152807828just glance at it and call for 3rd ump
>>152807828I always watched the ball/stumps
>>152807828I watch the crease
just finished watching Get Out might watch another movie
chris lynn got a run out the other night simply because he hit the bailsyou're taught to throw the ball at the base of the stumps but cost yourself a few milliseconds and probably a frame or two waiting for the stumps to move enough for the bails to dislodge and light uphit the top of the stumps lads
shotty not webming the power surge
revving up the lord of the rings
>>152807845watching this in a bit
>>152807850extended edition i hope
low scoring t20 matches are fucking duds
now that the dust has settled, I feel safe to say that kim k's sextape wasnt very good
>>152807852of courseme personally i love watching the ents fuck around
>>152807850dont do that
>>152807863i like to pretend they were released by hollywood as punishment for something
soup for dinner
>>152807863>me n my mates sitting at the back of class watching it on a phone >hot (asian (26yo) teacher came up and asked too see it cos she wasnt aware of it
>videos on phone in classbased zoomer
>>152807876was the very start of em mate used to bluetooth that pic of the unit girl in the bath of fruit loops to each other on the bus
>>152807863this but the adelaide hobart 2nd power surge iykwim haha
fuck i didn't see the button press>>152807864good lad
Yeah, I remember sharing porno videos with mates on our flip phones in 2009 or so, might've been before then
>when the bull hits the power surge button on the misso
remember thinking it was amazing when i could play videos on my psp to workmates during a break
i had heaps of gay porn on my phone and for that reason i never let my school mates open it
>>152807889this but it was brasilian fart porn
they usually only give us one good power surge (button press) a season
I used to jack off to jpegs on an ipod nano and the mobile game ads at the back of metal hammer magazine
https://www.austadiums.com/news/1636/optus-stadium-claims-seventh-straight-stadium-of-the-year-title-in-2025-awardsBEST Australia wins again
>2 hours for a page to load one picture of jennifer anistons blurry tits on a beach
I field like that
Jake Fraser-McJerk
>>152807906that's not on mate
i bat like that and six like that
>>152807878>that pic of the unit girl in the bath of fruit loopsAs absurdly unhygienic (not to mention unappetising) now as it was when that photograph was taken. Imagine that woman is long dead by now.
i bat off like that and sex like that iykwim haha
>>152807902had a user:pass for lizziehd.com back in the dial-up days and had to leave the pc on all night to download 150mb webcam videos off the site, and would wake up and check hoping the connection wasn't lost before the end
>>152807914i was pretty chuffed when i first saw it tb h
>>152807917fielders should be allowed to wear a glove like in basedball
>biz ideaprepare two wickets, one for test another for bbl then when the test is finished for the day, start the bbl match
>>152807917jake fraser mc-ACK
What did they mean by this?
>>152807931obv don't care for meme coin tosses like a super over
only chads had one of these
>>152807920MeToo, but then I ackshually thought about it, and remembered froot loops are disgusting even when they're not soggy and you're eating them out of a bowl instead of a bath....
Is it time for smacky to retire
>>152807939R A R E F L A GAREFLAG
no, he'll get them next time
>>152807939good morning mate
>>152807921the way the meme bash has been trending I wouldn't count that out
sweatin' like richo during a power surge rn
Will put a few grand on the Scorchers. Free money.
How much are the posts about the bbl being sold to the Indians real versus shitpostDo not want that at all, I assumed it was doing well
>>152807962this but micko iykwim haha
Damn, these guys really know how to press play. Must've taken years to hone this craft.
>>152807968its entirely possible. aus will be the last to fall but i can see it happenings
>>152807968it is doing okay but CA are definitely thinking about it. seeing that the poms got more than a billion for partly privatising the hundred really shocked them.if the hundred cleared a billion then so will the BBL and that's a lot of fucken money that CA might not be able to afford to turn down
>211/3England are winning this test, and therefore the story
>>152807994No way this test doesn't result in a draw
>>152807986>>152807989the problem with that is then we're all in a position where India controls an entire format of the the game globally, and it's the one used to recruit cazzies into cricket Seems incredibly grim for having a sustainable future across all domestic leagues that isn't just subservient to the IPL
the sydney test is the shittest test on the calender
>>152808002dno about that mate i had an aids test once that didnt go very well
>>152808004Came back negative?
just wear the pink hat
spaccy be's peewee stalker is awake and ready for night shift
>>152808007im afraid the results were positive (negative (positive))
>>152808007Only had HIV luckily
>>152808004GONE GOTTEM
>>152808010Is this english?
opening an innings with spin is muscular
>>152807989>afford to turn downits growing year on year alreadyso really its just whether they want to cash in for some big bonuses
>>152807931Good decision. Super Overs only make sense in a knockout tie. League games should be allowed to have draws. Literal Americanisation of cric if they want a winner at all cost.
just buy a virtual seat
dire headache atm
perfect rainy sunday to suck a warm cock
>>152808014>>152808004HIV AIDS is a requirement in /cric/
>>152808035what compels you to post such things?
>>152808039cock I think
>>152808039he's from /afl/
>>152808039some sort of attention seeking problems
>>152808020you just have to remember how cricket australia has respected the game in regard to streaming deals to see it as a pimp whoring out its hookers to the highest bidder
>>152808039The desire to suck cock i suspect
Autistic here, how do you watch cricket without wanting to use your phone or do anything else? Your sport is really shit and boring, and it's basically the only one Indians do well in.
if he was a vegan he'd be tim soifart iykwim haha
>>152808039gays live to groomit's like a mormon going door to door
>>152808050literally the reason cricket is good is because it suits autistics you arent an autist just a phone addicted retard
still cringe when I think back on when I put forward a good idea for a marketing tiktok at work and all the girls said "abc and xyz have already done it"
>>152808061>you arent an autistOh I wish
>>152808062don't offer new ideas, just improve others'
>>152808062you dont have a real job
>sucking cock bad
>>152808039he goes around in all generals and says that shit for shock value reckon it's his kink
how's the chrissy break been lads?>took tomorrow off so i get to have one more glorious day of summer holiday
David Hussey
>>152808086a based off side chad
>>152808082those tiles look nice mate
>>152808082toiled for all of it. took this week off for the cricket so hopefully its good haha
>>152808082I dont go back to work till wed so im going to enjoy another couple of sleepins. Its been super relaxing so been great
>>152808082>>152808099>>152808100
>>152808096cheers cobber
>>152808082THERES A BOUGAINVILLEA OUT THE BACK AT LEAST THERE WAS UNTIL LAST WEEK GUESS YOU FINALLY GOT WHAT YOU NEEDI BEEN THINKING MUCH LATELY ABOUT MY FUTURE AND IF ITS FOR ME LIKE IF THERES ONE WHERE I DONT JUST LIVE WITH MY PARENTS AND KEEP MAKING EXCUSES FOR ME
adelaide yoonited bros...
Maduro codedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoaA_4HdK6g
fuckin blogposting homos
>>152808110inside voice please mate
flogposters
>>152808115>thumped by cenny coastouch, glad i forgot it was on
1 bong till scorchies >inb4 muh shillnah just enjoy bbl zachy lad
a league is an embarrassing sport and you should be embarrassed for watching it
right. time for a red bull
>>152808120*meant cockposting
I don' feel Australian
>>152808134what makes you say that, mate?
>>152808115meant adelaide power surge bros...
>>152808134it's comfy
midnight based bash from perf is one of my summer highlights, not even joking
>>152808142half of it is poofters pretending to get hurt because they tripped over and faggot europeans acting like children yelling and screaming and chucking tantrums
>>152808141crisp uzzy
>>152808128
DROPPED THE MACE
genuinely could not name a single player who plays in the a league
>>152808153
DROPPED THE MELBOURNE PEPPER SPRAY
this world is such a meme
wish I could go back to the days when I didn't see food as just nutritional values
darts on tonight?
cold was my soul untold was the pain when you left me a rose in the rain
>>152808167>darts
>>152808168sippin sizzurp in my ride like three6 now im feelin so fly like a g6
>>152808166Take about 10% off your desired physique and the culinary world can return to you
josh brown is a cricketer in the aaron finch mold
Aaron Finch is my favourite cricketer of all time
If will puckovski stopped getting hit in the head khawaja would have been in a retirement home years ago
>>152808167It's very popular in the UK
>>152808183t. sexpest
>>152808183words that have never been uttered
did that kid even hit the power surge button? just saw her waving
funny how that 2 bad players /cric/ image ended up being 2 successful australian captains
fuck i missed the second innings power surge button press again
fielding has been shite
>>152808205why do you always want to see the power surge button press?
>>152808226Who dat?
>>152808228waiting for a curtis encore like all the rest of us
>>152808181he makes his own bats!! but I don't like him since he left my heaties
>>152808226girls who cover their face with telephone are ugly
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B A N A N A S
>>152808232@meetmajagraf
who cares if a girls face is ugly all we care about is tits and pussy and ass
>>152808265Strong shoulders on this bloke
>>152808151not sure if that's true
I can't stop watching movies
>>152808273hey jarryd
>>152808273you will watch capeshit one day and suddenly realise you hit rock bottom, and that is when you can quit
>>152808273What kinda movies
don't worry lads scorchies start soon
>>152808278Movies like maladolescenza
kill yourself
>>152808285are you talking to me?
if i had a ugly gf it would be ok if she had fat tits and big arse
>>152808285calm your farm
>>152808284Based.I just got my Pretty Baby bluray
die paedo fuckwit
there's no-one else here so I must be talking to youkill yourself
someone really hates the scorchies :(
pull the trigger nonce, into your skull, commit suicide
>>152808291Yeah..nah
>>152808285settle petal
10 bingsPerth Scorchers (Playing XI): Mitchell Marsh, Sam Fanning, Cooper Connolly, Aaron Hardie, Ashton Turner(c), Joel Curtis(w), Nick Hobson, Ashton Agar, Joel Paris, Brody Couch, Mahli BeardmanAdelaide Strikers (Playing XI): Matthew Short(c), Chris Lynn, Mackenzie Harvey(w), Jason Sangha, Liam Scott, Harry Manenti, Jamie Overton, Jerrssis Wadia, Luke Wood, Tabraiz Shamsi, Lloyd PopeAdelaide Strikers have won the toss and have opted to field
thinking our suicidal friend here has lost a bet on this bbl game
based anti-nonce chad
zachy is the antagonistic ausflag
>tonight's kinoUne Vrai Jeune Fille (1975)
renegades CHOKING hard
>>152808308Cheers big ears
>>152808316Choke Frauder McChoke will save us-ACK
kek old mate went to the wrong game!!
>>152808329kek waba the pisshead
>>152808329not a look amongst them
why is bbl so fucking kino bros
>>152808334because your iq is under 100
>>152808334it started off slow in my opinion but we've had a run of close games and its getting more kino
damn that wallop was peake :P
>>152808329>mfw surrounded by the turd world
>cuntten
god DAMN IT
Curran SUCKS at feilding
>Sister walks into room and asks me to light a candle for her.>"How's the cricket going?">She looks at the TV.>"Oh, it's not the real cricket..."
melbourne mace ain't got shit on the korean baseball sword
>>152808348Please be in York
Based Bash League.
>>152808348
>>152808351holy kino
>>152808348her number please
Think I'll start referring to the Melbourne Mace colloquially as "the spatula"
will sutherland do it?
>>152808348feet pic?
KINOOOOOOO fucking walloped it to win
kekKEK
Why did stoinis bowl and not siddle? Does he love the camera that much
>>152808329>at least i still have the constitution
we lost the mace tonight, starchads
>>152807682>kirksQueensland is just so elite
>>152808372building stoinis up to be a star for the t20wc
>>152808355Mum had a meltdown at Curran for dropping this
>>152808372auditioning for the mumbai indian melbourne stars
>sun is still upat least just admit this is pre-recorded, won't google the result and will still watch though
>last two overs bowled by the bowlers with the worst economiesstoinis isn't captain for his brain it seems
>>152808386her number please
drinking west end
>>152808393in a west end town a dead end world the east end boys and the west end girls
>>152808386corr based feisty mumza beyond she fucks hard
>>152807723I have pic printed on a4 paper in my glove box. Far too many experiences in this world to not believe
>>152807723you're not special you arrogant arsehole
>>152808410>>152808415the duality of man
He's not special but I am
>>152807723>eb falconYou might’ve carked it but the eb would be alright haha
corrr kath looks an absolute treat tonight
>>152808420im sure youre joking but the drivelines in those were the strong part. the body was basically made of tin foil
10 for 2 overs isn't very good
why do they call him the bison
>>152808422Yeah she looked pretty good
this is betGOD's second leg right?
tim 'tim david' david on comms
>scruffy facial hair>wearing an ordinary v-neck shirtbased tim davd treating the commentary box with the appropriate amount of prestige
>>152808426corrrrrr
>>152808435you always post something like this when a pic of a woman is posted, based
>>152808427he abandoned his wife and children like nathan lyon, the last thing he said to his kid>bye son
I've analised the pitch and anything less than 190 is comfortably chased down
Imagine thinking Cormac McCarthy is a mainstream author
I blame the morally loose coach of the adelaide strikers tim paine for this loss
>>152808453give him a break mate weve all sent a few unsavory messages in our time
>>152808228why don't you? don't you like seeing people fulfil their dreams?
not sure bout those sunnies
do brits ever need to wear sunnies?
>unsavory YANKS OUT
>>1528084641 week a year or when we go on holiday
bed looms and toil looms
>>152808479ive already corred this today sorry
> w-we might be next Australian government’s current thoughts
>>152808479me if i were the grass iykwim haha
>>152808478lol bozo take the neet pill
>>152808425Yeah they weren't good that's for sure. I've read many times that the b series despite its age is surprisingly safe in a crash. A workmate in a bf ute was stopped in an emergency bay when he was rear ended by some cunt doing 100 at least, he walked away with nothing more than whiplash
>>152808348i think i've just discovered the least ickiest chick
CARM ORNGET SARM WICKETS
>>152808495yummo
Got 2 small pimples on the side of my big toe
>>152808505looks likes aids to me
>>152808505looks like larvae to me
>>152808489yeah i think the ancap stuff came in around ba era? au was fucked, had a fairlane for a while and even going over bumps my head would rock into the b pillar, dont even want to imagine how bad that would have been in a crash. the 90s to 2000s in cars was such a huge leap forward its insane, nearly as much as 80s to 90s
>>152808509 I'm a huge poof so that makes sense
>>152808505been fucking french girls?
The wife in the Falcon.
>>152808521on the way to golf uz?
>>152808505Doctor here, you need to go to A&E for emergency surgery NOW
>>152808505webm the squeeze
>>152808495That's a man
>>>/r9k/83570133
>>152808527meant button press iykwim haha
>>152808521not a falcon. for me its my gf ruby fields in the EB (an actual falcon) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyNknj5LN4&list=RD0iyNknj5LN4&start_radio=1
don't put your fuckin feet on the dashboard
>>152808532the lyrics/vocals in the bridge are so bad
damn shes hot
>>152808541yeah shes cute tho and wrote a few tunes about being a coomer
>>152808524Is it deadly?
COOPER GONELLY
>>152808552moisturise your feet for gods sake
>>152808554>goneearly
feeling ill all of a sudden
moisturizer's for women and fuckin homos
uhhhhh scorchiebros
Who the fuck moisturises their feet? Just go for a run and the friction/moisture keeps the skin soft
>>152808564>and fuckin homostry coconut oil next time
>>152808552two close together imagining a whitetail bite?
Scorchers all out before 19th over w/ less than 150
>>152808552I estimate you have around 4 to 6 hours of life left unless you receive IMMEDIATE medical attentionI'm a doctor of late 19th century English literature btw
>moisturizerI SAID YANKS GET THE FUCK OUT
no cap, white people need to moisturise more
>>152808521over-moisturised, looks like that meme pigmy hippo
I moisturise your mum's throat quite regularly
>>152808572I hope not they get pretty nasty
>>152808586best you pierce them and then suck out everything
strikers are stacked with quality strikers did they do this on purpose?
you wanna see something gross i had a growth on me neck over xmas eventually it went splat proper satisfying
>>152808586bit overstated, but you know, if your whole foot goes hot and red or you get a fever I'd look into it
>>152808595of course mate
lloyd pope is the best bowler in australia
*hits a mad shuckers* >wicked swell today aye *gets swept out to sea and drowns*
i got a whitetail bite when i was eightish, had the 'trail' go up my arm and developed local rash but that was it, just non-emergency hospital visit and they gave antibiotics, cleared up by the next day or two
>>152808541t. vocel iykwim haha
>>152808495i love pussy and arsehole
>>152780505>>152780505>>152780505you didn't cashout like a pussy right?
>>152808607thank you for sharing tonight
MY strikies
>>152808612not looking good Lynnie could get 100 blindfolded
>>152808552no that would be cultural appropriation unna
>>152808602Not the best photo. But she was a beaut
>>152808612Bet is still on, lad. I believe in my Scorchies
>>152808564>moisturizer
>>152808623corr i can almost imagine the payoff
>>152808623
>>152808636ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
my heaties tomorrow
might moisturise my dick iykwim haha
>>152808649you should do your arse cheeks make em nice and smooth and soft for me babe
>>152808654not sure what business you would have back there
he got to the right game lads!
BASED STRIKERS MEME SPINNER
its not looking good here :(
my secret shame: i actually like a few foo fighters songs
>>152808671hello bongbro
>>152808675their first album is legitimately good. the rest not so much though
>>152808686my opinion on coldplay too t b h
>>152808690i like X + Y
>>152808692like the chromosome coupling for sexual partners?
if I was scott I would have jumped forward and then caught it leaving my momentum going forward instead of backwards
>>152808692yeah that had a few good songs, same as rush of blood and ofc viva la vida parachutes as a whole is really good though even though it ripped off radiohead a bit imo
>>152808666how?
>>152808701yeah thats what tim david just said too
>>152808701i dont understand this at all. could you fire up the foxray to explain the weight transfer thing? cheers
>>152808692Pokemon X and Y i assume?
LOOK AT THE STARRRRRRRRRRRRSLOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOUUUUUAND EVERYTHING YOU DOOOOOOYEAH THEY WERE ALL YELLOOOOOOOOW
shakedown nineteen seven nine
mea culpa
>>152808724>lexus owned one for a while was absolute dogshit dont fall for the meme
150+ PLEASE
>>152808734t. mark waugh on tinder
i hate this world
>not the best ashton>not the best agarmust grate upon his whole existence
>>152808739lel
>>152808734meant 16+ iykwim haha>obvious run out>pooview it anywayshpuld've gone to specsavers
>left arm ortho JUST SAY ORTHORDOX
>>152808729Holy Ghost.
>>152808758>should i come over tonight? >yeah but im on my period >gee, nm
garn bedstrikers will lose this gamethis is the post
do girls just have periods while theyre going through puberty
Hi I'm new, which on is "Smacky"?
>>152808761Or you could even say it properly.
Are you allowed to "this is the post" your own post?
did you hear about the left handed medical writers?they were left arm author docs
what the fuck sort of question is that, not going to (You) that. seek help. fucking hell
>>152808671based my sleep schedule before needing to work tomorrow
>>152808793hehe
it's way past my bedtime
>>152808802my bedtime has been 4am recently
>>152808792no
>>152808808this is the post
that is the post
>>152808778mfwhrw
eating fruit mince pies
Easter soon
>>152808823love em
biltong and a pint to lessen the pre-toil stress
>>152808837crisp markus botha, enjoy mate
>>152808709
>>152808849thankyou so much, its so clear to me now
>>152808849hmmmm
the fuck was that lynn, you washed-out fuckwit, also I heard you were faking your psychological affliction, the so-called 'lynnsanity'
>>152808861Take it easy, the guy's bald. How do you think that feels?
>>152808849superb
He's not bald. I just like wearing a hat.
>bald fraudwhy is this so common among the entirety of world sportings?
>>152808867a bit chilly haha
>>152808867*gags*
>>152808878Michael jordan, floyd mayweather, anderson silva, gary ablett junior
HE HAS DROPPED THE BIG BASH
>>152808849kek
Do you guys like Tim David?
>>152808934big tim david rules
>>152808934dunno the reasoning but dadza always said not to trust someone with two first names
Thoughts on my rig?
done absolutely nothing all day but sit on my arse and watch the cricket, and before the cricket i watched the darts
would avoid hitting the ball in the air directly at the fielders
Ask George, seems to be the only guy not talking total bollockshttps://youtu.be/7ASBUKLoRTk
yeah, righto imma giving up hope
would avoid hitting the ball slowly into the stumps and going for a duck
>stinking convict pooslime does it for free.Absolutely mentally ZUTTED lmaooo
betchad is going to owe us all KFC at this rate
genuine old-style poolapse, just-a like mumma used to make
>>152808986What are you on about you silly bastard?
SCORCH EM
Pakistan is a beautiful country.
André the Giant's drinking featsare legendary, involving massive quantities of alcohol consumed rapidly, with famous stories including 102 beers in 45 minutes before a flight, 119 beers in six hours (passing out in a hotel lobby), and ordering 40 vodka tonics at once, often attributed to his immense size (over 500 lbs) and as a way to cope with chronic pain from acromegaly, with reported daily consumption sometimes reaching a case of beer, wine, and brandy.
50% off at Brew York on tinnies lads
dadberg said he wants to try to make ice cream so now he's reading recipes out aloud in full and commenting on them as he reads them out. mum is quite obviously annoyed but he's too autistic to notice and she's too polite to tell him to be quiet.
scorchies got this
There's an Australian version of The Office, it's not very good. The michael scott character is a woman.
>>152809075call australia "passion fingers" - everything they touch they fuck
Woman in the US version as well.
>australian tv >ever good
>>152809082huh
is globohomo unstoppable?
>>152809086this
>>152809098>>152809098>>152809098
>>152809016Obviously he drank a lot but those numbers are made up, I'm sure the real numbers were still massive though
>>152809002/cric/ has a convict pooslime who's a janny that does ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaOSbBcPlfY
https://x.com/cosyposter/status/2007566231046324697>>152807498tabla x>>152808082lgmtiles lookin BINGA moire, finna cop ngl x
