End of Day 1 @ the SCGENGLAND 211/3.
YFO
>>152809098Hey mate, can you mention the BBL next time? Cheers.
It is on for young and old.
>>152809112careful not to question countystreams he's easily upset
>>152809086>australian tv>ever good>Neighbours has been very successful in the United Kingdom, and has proved to be more popular there than in Australia.[137][138] It was broadcast on BBC One for over 21 years from October 1986 until February 2008. The series started airing on 27 October 1986, as part of BBC One's revamped daytime schedules.[139] Neighbours went out with a lunchtime broadcast and then a morning broadcast repeat the following day.[140] Michael Grade, the channel's then controller, was advised by his daughter to move the morning broadcast repeat to a late afternoon slot, as she and her friends kept missing it due to them being at school,[140] which took place from 4 January 1988. The show then started attracting larger audiences, peaking at over 21 million viewers on 26 January 1990, an aggregated figure that combined the lunchtime debut and the teatime repeat.[141] Towards the late 2000s, Neighbours was normally attracting an average of 3 million viewers for its lunchtime showing and 2.6 million viewers for its early-evening repeat.[142] It was frequently the highest-rating daytime program in the UK, outside of news bulletins.[22]>In 2008, the UK broadcast moved to rival channel Channel 5 following the BBC's decision not to keep the show after being asked to pay £300m over eight years by FremantleMedia (three times the show's usual fee). Both Channel 5 and FremantleMedia were owned at that time by the German RTL Group.[143] The last Neighbours episode to be shown on BBC One aired on 8 February 2008.[144] The first episode to be shown on Channel 5 was watched by 2.4 million viewers on 11 February 2008 (an audience share of 14.2%), a drop of 300,000 from the BBC's average.[145] However, the move boosted Channel 5's usual share for the 5.30 pm slot by three and a half times.
>>152809118Precisely
>>152809151gone GOTTEM
Stinky convict pooslime does it>for free
What is the most beers you blokes have drank in one day?
What's the /cric/ consensus on Nero's hit single "Promises?"
>>152809189probably 6 or 7, it makes my tummy feel full
Jamie Overmong
>>152809189about 24 standards probablyescalated to 30-33 standards of spirits but haven't drunk for a whiledon't want to know how much i've spent on booze in the last 12 months
>>152809151so what? That didn't make it good, retards watch crap all the time. Same sort of people that watched the other soaps: Eastenders, Corrie, the Bill and Emmerdale, all of which was and is still shit, slop for morons.
meanwhile he watches tipping point every evening
god moan moan moanevery bong on /cric/ wakes up seething, except me
>>152809234nah that's spackyjeet. t. watches only connect and university challenge
it would be cool to be a big alcoholic that can drink shit loads of beer easily
>>152809273crisp intellectual poster
>>152809279I prefer being a lightweight, much cheaper to get drunk off only 3 beers.
might do a dry 2026
>>152809298that doesn't rhyme though
good morn’ BINGAS x
ol bingo watches the chase every evening while physically fit people are exercising
scorchies ON TOP
>>152809308>>152809310BASED sebdog. It IS a good morning.
>>152809298>>152809306why don't you try and do a "No sucking dicks in '26"
he has arrived
>>152809318you gay little bickering cunt i'd take your head off with the big right hand cunt
>>152809321x>>152809334
did anyone webm the adelaide power surgw
>>152809353no, you'll never ever see it, its lost to time now
>>152809364i was talking about tonight's, fed
even when scorchies look like they will lose, they win
nights in white satin
Okay but who's winning Olympic cricket in 2028?
>>152809380spoiler that shit
>bunnings ad>no emmajane waifu appearancemfw
>beardman>no beard?
This is a 26 year old man
>>152809378and you'll never ever see it
from the ‘chives ^
One win, one loss. Overall happy with the result.
>>152809559grim
>>152809559based betCHAD
>>152809559damn, nice
Lads, why can’t Australians win at the SCG?
God punishes Australia in Sydney due to it being a haven of judaism and homosexuality.
Scorchies are simply too elite. WA needs another BBL team to nerf them
>>152809979>my schorchies
not cricket a sport, but an exceedingly dire one
>>152810281>>152809252
toil looms
Tell me more about cricket
>>152810704Wonder if that lad who said he'd take his own map after the festive period will follow through on it.
Why did he do it?
Good that I didn't miss any cricket after I went to bed last night.
>>152811794wait they fined her?? thats messed up she didn't say anything wrong??
Good that you haven’t been on all day boring the place up about bouldering you balding freak
Expansion indicator
Without a future Hindu /strongmind/ the convicts will fall away just like the Windies
Just had a massive poo in my pants
>>152812280bbbbbBBBBBAAASEEEDDD
>>152812280>its true
porcelain encaustic-look tiles la…u in moite?¿!!
>>152812445those tiles are just PUKKA BINGA moite!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTFvPSPjOC-/
chucked a sickie. worked through christmas and every one that was off is back today. fuck em
>>152813622
>>152813622>>152813743onya moite! every moment count, KING
>>152813889moike every moment *
>>152812445
>>152814068you like the hose reel, fella? often thought about having one ngl x
>>152814169seb you mad cunt you finna be here today for the test?
>>152814736hopefully, tonight and I plan to be in and out for the rest ngl eyequeem xfellas need coupla cheap wickets to get things going right innit
>>152814874oh nice one. wouldnt mind england winning this one desu, given the t20 wc will be during aus sleep hours this is prob the last few days of summer cric posting before everyone leaves for their football generals so hoping it goes the 5 days. Garn walk the dog catch ya soon fella :)
They call it Stormy MondayBut Tuesday's just as badBhagwan, Wednesday's worseAnd Thursday's all so sadThe Garuda flies on FridaySaturday I go out to eat paanSunday I go to the mandirGonna light the flame and do aarti
>Won't let Pakistan and Bangladesh play>Want to host every other tournamentNice (((sport)))
>>152809298i did dry 2025 after a shit new years night reminded me how shit drinking can be
Based on precedent Bangladesh should be able to play all the matches at the exact same neutral venue for the duration of the tournament
>>152813622No wonder the economy is in the shitter, entitled bum.
hallo firendz
morning, toil today interested to see if im "refreshed and ready to go" or just not a fan of toil
Based on precedent kanglus can watch the knockouts from home
kekkkKkclassicyet another case of they ‘ate us cuz dey anus innit¿
>>152816417im going to wager you are jsut not a fan
>>152816643lol the cat is smoking a joint lol thats wacky haha
>>152811794>why don't men approach us anymore?
>>152816333salem effendi x>>152816673keKkk wild innit?
any chance of play today? might order pizza
>>152816524When are you going to get bored of this gimmick again Zachy?
>>152816803just had a geez, looks like itll be clear all day for rain might get too le dark in the arvo again but will get plenty of play in the morning
>>152816837thanks lad
>>152811794>>152816743reneGAYdes aaammoiirite
>>152816872in hindsight, that interview and the shitstorm after was the moment the bbl lost its soul
>>152816917streewthshouldda let players play eyequeem
what gayle did was wronghow do you think she felt?she knew she was on live television too, no wonder she got embarrassed
>>152816803dont fall for timothys scam mate
>>152816803im about 5mins from the ground and its very overcast but not dark cloudsprobably most of a day's play with some small showers early on
>>152817039never wouldi don't even understand why a food deliverer has a request for tip in this country but a coles truck deliverer doesn't or the checkout girl in woolies or literally any other job
>>152817118cunts at cafes have been getting pretty bold about it lately ive noticed either just talking the cash and kinda waiting for me to say i want to the change or with those stupid square apps that force you to click no tip before you pay
>>152817039different guy fella
I tip my doorhangers
>>1528169742026 she would hav been obligated to suck they blak fullas bbc on air
very comfy threads yesterday lads looking forward to today
>>152817154makes it easier to have a section for tips when you pay electronically i supposei'm not in cafes often but usually just walk up to the service area to pay afterwards and it would be obnoxious for them to verbally ask for a tip when i hand over my money
>>152817191this is the facial expression of a man that loves his job and life
>>152817191>18000 deliveries grim
>>152817336
>>152817368>play the balls
Business idea: 4chan cup, but with Cricket 07
>>152817366elite deliverer though99% approval rating across that number is insane
>>152817392do you have to review them everytime?
>>152817389wish there was a good cricket version of football managerseems like there are some shitty phone versions around
>>152817511Is pic rel good?
>>152817572looks less abut managing a team and developing a squad with scouting, financial restraints, etc and more just a game sim with tactical mechanics
>>152817475no, id say only no-lifes do it everytimemost people only do it when they've had a bad experience (which makes his so good)
>>152817742yeah, if it's reviewing a place's food, people will feel compelled to leave a review it was exceptionally good as well but the guy that drops it on your front step doesn't leave that much of a positive impression
>>152816117you will never be indian
>>152817511I started working on one - getting the base system down wasn't too hard but I realised getting all the player data would take me years to do. Had a look at some of the databases out there but really need to write some algorithms that translate career stats into skill levels (e.g. average >50 means batting skill 90-100)The actual simulation of individual matches was easy work though
>>15281719118k deliveries in 3 years, fucking hell.That's roughly 16.5 deliveries a day, assuming he works every single day.
>>152818063safe to say average delivery time would be like 30mins too - 8 hr days for 3 yearsbro is uber
>>152818036is it only going to have actual players or generate fictional ones as well? part of the fun (for me at least) is scouting out 4 or 5 star potential payers and managing their development
>>152818243its in limbo at the moment to be honest unless I get the spark backI had planned to just use real players - thought with all the u19s players having data online that it would be enough for scouting and developmentI had no plans on getting rights for the players likeness - wasnt going to charge money for the game anyway
Will play start early today because they lost time yesterday?
>>152818309a fun little project anywayi'm sure the developers of the football manager games or any bigger game gets some scout or players to do the ratings for actual players like on the big bash coverage, albeit and extremely simplistic form
>>152818411Yeah unfortunately I've moved onto making a JRPG and have got far more love for that project.I still think I will make a cricket game at some point but maybe need to keep my scope in check a bit better
it's fucked how little the devs of big cricket games have known about cricketlike how you can be a leg spinner and spin it a long way the other way (a wrong'un usually only turns a little) or i remember in one game that sucked i got bored and as a fast bowler was bowling bouncers down the leg side but could turn them 30 degrees like a spinner into the body/head of the batsmen over and over
Australia leads 3-1 going into this final match. So, even if England were to win the match they would still lose the series 3-2. I suppose you could call it a "dead rubber". A pointless match.
>>152817392Its only based off their last 100 reviews lad
>>152818750thanks
>>152818309>thought with all the u19s players having data online that it would be enough for scouting and developmentnonce
>>152818750WTC points mate-o
reckon 99/100 is still great
You're only as good as your last match, innit?
Cricket?
>>152809218The Bill is better than the others, it’s an actual cop show not just a soap opera
>>152818708They need actual realistic (simulation) physics. Personally I’d like to see more turn-based sports games similar to xcom
>>152818750Could they double-win and tie the series???
>>152818404Good question and idk, I’ll put it on in half an hour
>>152818404Yes
>>152818816What's the point winning the WTC if you don't win the Ashes series, a much more time-honoured and prestigious contest? The test championship began like 6 years ago.
STARTING HALF AN HOUR EARLY TODAY AND FOR EVERY REMAINING DAY OF THE TEST.10:00 SYDNEY 23:00 UK
>convict pooslime crying againMentally zutted by this nuketruth >>152816117
>>152819023How would that work?
>>152819177Thank you sirI appreciate it very much sir.
>>152818750Everything's a dead rubber at the end of the day
>>152819238chin up mate
Dead rubber champs
isa seems hungover again (like me)
>>152819251Oh I wasn't being glum about it, I just wanted to post a funny picture of my cat
>>152819294your cat seems to have a shortened spine, you ever got that checked out?
I'm an alcoholic
Might watch Root score a ton later if that's ok with everybody
Still on annual leave lads. Feels good not to toil and shitpost
>>152819314No he's fine -- just a little special
>>152819351Out first ball then ffs.
>>152818965And the GOAT of theme musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVJ92mdIH1c
>>152819294Its cruel to name your neko piggy :(
>>152819177BBBBIING ‘EM KINGAAA
>>152818404How many hours play did they lose yesterday?
>>152819432bout 3 i think
ITS UP BOYOShttps://youtu.be/ohQwcdp8yN8
>>152819432A lot. >>152819177
>>152819432the final session and a bit of the middle session
>>152809151i never watched neighbours, i watched heartbreak high
The gang stalking ITT is getting out of hand.
>>152819481I watched Inspector Rex.
>>152819509who was it?
>>152819401It's Siggy, short for Sigurd (my mum's Swedish)
MENTALLY ZUTTED BY ME POOING MY PANTS. CAN'T WAIT TO FINISH MY MEAL OF COW SHIT AND WASH IT ALL OFF WITH SOME COW PISS.
>>152819484you have no proof that we're in here
>>152819523can i bum a siggy?
none of my pets have ever worn a collardog wears a harness when he goes for a walk
>>152819523Naming your cat ciggy is cruel :(
>log back in to work after a couple weeks>shitshow>put on the cricketI hope I get laid off soon
keeping birds in cages is wrong the whole point of birds is they can fly wherever they want keeping them in cages is simply perverse
>>152819564How many did you have last night?
>>152819549Cats btfo too many birds and shit if they don't have a bell on at all times.
*tried to hide cuck fetish
>>152819575only like 4 tinnies
>>152819568maybe we are birds and society is the cage
>>152819579yeah - he catches mice in our shed for us
>>152819564>log back into workNot a real job mate
cats should be kept in cages, birds can be let free
>>152819393Inshallah he will get a double century
>>152819597Fat white lesbians won't like this post
>>152819568The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.
waaa¿
>>152819196bump
>>152819590Damn...
>>152819568I actually find it quite liberating when my wife keeps me in a chastity cage
when cricket
>>152819692Right hereRight now
>>152819692first ball coming in as we ssqueakuak
BOOOOM cricky time.
>>152819704based early 2010s car commercial
>>152819689based warner
>>152819704See? This is ridiculous, I was just listening to this song.
>>152819704chhh0000oooon
>>152819196Say a bowler, select delivery type and there’s percentages for each delivery. Batsperson has percentages for each type of shot. Factors like bowler disguising the delivery type and batsperson anticipation and ability to read pitch swing/spin etc. Basically the idea is to break down every individual decision made when playing
>root 4its over
>>152819704dyou know what i meannnnnnnnnnn yea yeahhhh
4 MORE TO THE IN GER LUND
This Carlton "embrace the mid" ad would be perfect if it included someone like Shane Watson
>>152819736based 95% of all cricketers.
PLAY IS RESUMING
>>152819741we arent following you james youre just paranoid
>>152819679I see through you
>>152819791Literally my middle name.
I can see you
>>152819800We know.
wicket looms neither of these fellas will make 100s
cric is a james middle name general
Smith should probably put his pads on.
>>152819747So youre looking at bowling an outswinger... Does it show:>70% chance of dot, 5% chance of wicket, 20% chance of single, 5% chance of boundaryor>75% chance of positive outcome, 25% chance of negativeWhat would the batting experience be like? Would you choose an intent before the ball was bowled? Then potentially offer the option to change intent when the ball is halfway down the pitch with reduced chances of positive outcome? (e.g. if you were charging and then you changed to defensive you have less chance of defending well)
chames
>>152819840Root’s looking set he might get a double
Wish Cummins was playing
nice bit of fielding that
Good stop that from BBW.
First day back at work tomorrow yuck
>>152819863bowling percentage would be about landing it where they want, speed, spin, pitch variability, etcbatting would be influenced by shot selection and percentage would be chance at middling, composure, technique, player's skill level of selected shot, etc
>>152819947>stella based wife beater
It maek me so mad when brook steps away from his stumps >-<
>>152819853ive got an embarrassing middle namewish my parents just gave me "macintosh" like they originally planned
If there is no test quality spin bowler after Nathan Lyon what is Australia's plan when he retires? Just use pace everywhere and never use spin bowlers again?
>>152819975he's not a cricketerjust a faggot dancer and memeslogger
>>152819986you a computer mate?
>>152819863It would be a percentage of the outswinger being a success based on the bowlers ability to outswinger and factoring in the swing of the pitch and whatever other variables that would affect it like bowler fatigue and weather conditions (wind etc), then if you got 100% it will 100% go exactly where you wanted it to and do exactly what you wanted it to do. The batsperson would see the delivery coming then decide how to play it, including a premeditated shot option is a good idea, and his chance of playing it will be determined by his skill and ability to anticipate the type of ball. A simplified version would be outswinger 85% vs ability against outswinger 75% and factor in pitch conditions fatigue etc and generate the action
GONE GOTTEM GET FUCKED CUNT WALK IT OFF
HIS LAND
GONE FUCK OFFYOU'RE OUT GET OUTGET OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU NICKING CUNT
>>152819840ahem
FUCK OFFSIT THE FUCK DOWNWALK THE FUCK BACK
Got the cunt
>>152819840Based wizard
Hat trick confirmed.
HISlandGet fucked eng shittet fraud
Was about to go for a shitThink that's the first time I've ever seen a wicket taken
khawaja would've caught that if racism didn't keep him out of slip
>>152819947Jesus Christ!Fish, onion and garlic. Your breath must fucking stink.
HISLAND
Commentators curse
>flick over to /r/prematurefetish>wicketFuck
dig in for 10-20 overs or do something stupid and collapse?i think I know how this plays out....
>>152819947You better be dipping those fish sticks
BING’EMINGA
if he had to start an onlyfans because the ecb didn't pay him enough he'd be ben brokes iykwim haha
can we get cricket back on 9? 7's stream is FUCKED
Brook probably gets 100 if they don't go off early yesterday
>>152820192based rain exposing a fraud
>>152820185Kerry is dead mate
>>152820175If he made wanking videos he'd be ben strokes
>>152820219would pay to see this
>>152820219if he were middle eastern, he'd be bin stokim
Joe Roots while Ben Strokes
>>152819954how then would the player decide what to bowl? Do we just introduce a random factor that adjusts success up or down by 10-15% to each ball type each ball? just conscious that if a bowler has better swing stats then the player may never choose the wobble seam.Could potentially introduce something like a variety gauge which goes up when the bowler changes their ball type, lowering the batsmens chances of success (goes down if player keeps bowling one ball type).>>152820054this seems to be a more simple and therefore potentially viable system. When the ball is coming down, the batsman sees what type of delivery it is? Or just the line and length?
>>152820279It all depends on the batspersons skill. A highly skilled player will pick what the bowler is doing (eg seam up, scrambled, in or out swing) know the line and length and how the ball will come up off the pitch, he will decide how to play it with options for leaving it or shot selection and each choice will have its own percentage depending on the skill of the player
wtf why did it start at 11.00 when last night it started at 11.30? fucking PISSTAKE
>>152820404making up for some of the time lost yday
>>152820404kek you missed the second ball kino
You could have an option to guess the delivery and earn a bonus if correct and a penalty if wrong, risk/reward mechanic
>>152820279>how then would the player decide what to bowl?previous cricket games already sorted a lot of this stuff outpress x for fast seamer, o for slower ball, etc and the relative accuracy of a bowler is represented as a bigger or smaller target area to bowl at, and dice roll/percentage selects how close to the center of the target area the ball is deliveredideally, a player like damien fleming would have better accuracy with swingers than jason gillespie and vice-versa for seam bowling
here we goooooooo
OH NO NO NO NO STOKES
>stokes
Snicko rigged again kek
GONE YES QUACK QUACK QUACK
WE'LL BURN A POOVIEW THANKS MATE
FUCK SAKE.
same old aussies
Love it when we remember how to win
what the fuck is this technology moving around a table in microsoft word or something
state of it
Ben Nicks
First thing I did back at work was suck off my bosses delicious cock. Could tell his wife wasn't servicing him properly over the break, massive load.
JOG OFF MATEDUCKUCK
OUT
>>152820514How embarrassing...
>>152820544Take it back to /afl/
BEN STOKES HAS BEEN GIVEN OUT FOR 0 RUNS AT THE SCG (SYDNEY CRICKET GROUND)
If he was a yogi, he'd be Zen Blokes iykwim haha
is there a bigger coward in all of cricket than ben stokes?
Classic fucking englel
>>152820595not bad hahaha
More of a rowing nation desu
alexa, create a Venn diagram showing the minimum batting stroke repertoire required to succeed in:>Englel conditions>australian conditions>Indian subcontinent conditions
Are Alex on TMS :)
>>152820573u maduro?
under 300 and australia wins that narrative
If he was an omelette recipe, he'd be Ten Yokes iykwim haha
>>152820657please stop posting
>>152820608Most of the Indian team would be up there.
>>152820646England hasnt won a narrative since Charles Dickens
Uh oh pitch has turned. Englel is fucked.
If he hit a weed vape, he'd be Pen Tokes iykwim haha
>england looking strong >blunder it MANY such cases
>the elements helped Australiabased weather
I have one of those theragun type massagers and i find myself increasing intrigued about the possibility of attaching a prostate dildo to it
fuck me, 500mbps and can't find a stream that isn't stuttering dogshit
>>152820692if he was a swedish acupuncturist hed be Sven Pokes
Looks like I might not have toil tomorrow*unleashes a stentorian burp*
that was not out btw
>>152820714bongish cope script leaked lads
>>152820669If he was me, he'd be Peng Jokes iykwim haha
>>152820700The first four batsman got about 150 free runs on the unturned pitch collectively, Australia will have to bat in these conditions from the top of the order. So it's like England are 5/379 right now.
>The M in the McGrath foundation is a set of titties if you were looking down at themWhat the fauci?
>>152820776haha yeah I get it “peng” lol
>>152820762wrong
To play against Starc you just have to walk down the track to him and play a forceful front foot cut when he inevitably tries to bang it in shortIt's not bloody rocket science
>>152820762fianlly back in the dressing rooms aye ben
Root and Smith in the same team? How is this allowed?
if steven may was steven may he would be steven may iykwim haha
Will Root make a century?
>>152820855ecb and cricket australia sold out to indian oligarchs
>>152820887Yes its likely that he will
0 (11) is seriously grim
Any webm of the wickets today? Was sleeping.>England finally get a good start batting>Poolapse first thing the next dayUmpires going off for bad light yesterday lost them the game.
Stokes needs to chill, he doesn't need to be seething all the time
>>152820626
>>152820935cheating aussies as per usual
>>152820790Breastcancer, innit.
>>152820723That sounds dangerous
>>152820638Wall status: breached
>>152820776haha if he was Chris Woakes he wouldn't be Ben Foakes iykwim haha
put webster on
>>152820904That's terrible, we need the white man to take back the control and save the spirit of cricket
>>152820952I like how England is blue and Australia is green
>>152821011Indians are the original Aryans pal
>>152820984for urethra
I'm the guy who invented yelling CATCH IT when ever the ball is hit into the air.
>>152821023supasmaaarrt innit?
only glenn mcgrath could make me hate people with cancer
>Pitch is dead when England bat first up>pitch becomes very active when England get all out and Australia have to bat
They need a new gimmick, the pink thing is a bit worn thinMaybe blue for israel
Reminder a little 12-bar blues with a Caribbean twist vocaroo mentally zutted a certain eng shitter six string hack into never posting another one of his dogshit out of tune vocs again
reckon we want to get root
>>152821068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY7vIAOjTo0
>SIXthis just isn't cricket keep that shit in the brainlet bash
Have you remembered Nathan Bracken today?
>>152820935this but adelaide power surge button press (from last night you projecting nonces)
Buck naked in bed with TMS on :) very comfy warming up my chilly sheets
if Jamie Smith was a good batsman, he'd be Steve Smith iykwim haha
>>152821184electric blanket status?
The IQ of this England team is dismally low.
GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKING LARYNX
>>152821191No need lad I'll just wriggle about a bit haha
if he was a character from monty python and the holy grail he'd be jpe zoot iylwim haha
eng shitter iq is printed on the back of their shirts
>>152821109you will never be indian
>>152821249
>>152821246thats enough for now mate thanks
first meeting of the year in 2mins
>>152821257he's proudly welsh for some reason, our odd little friend he is
>>152821245can I wriggle about with you a bit lad iykwim haha :^)
>>152821189if he sang the theme song for a james bond film from 2015 he'd be sam smith iykwim haha
>>152821302Wouldn't be my first with a fella hahaGot a missus now but don't mind the odd prostate tickle
webm of travs celebration?
>>152821246fuck meant he'd be joe zoot not jpe zoot iykwim haha iykwim haha>>152821266shalln't
good throw
>>152821317if he was a packet of crisps he'd be Smith's Original Crinkle Cut Potato Chips iykwim haha
>>152821351good throw, good backup, good fielding all around
crinkle cut is the chip of the sub 100iq person
if steve smith was a faggot alcoholic loser nonce he'd be steve smithmicksperg iykwim haha
>>152821341>webmnonce>>152821352picrel
all chips are shit
>>152821390based indian poker player
Why didn't Stokes walk?He walked when his team needed him (and Australia had no reviews) in Brisbane, yet he didn't here?
>>152821375honey desu chicken is the reddit chip tbonions
>>152821390Lays Prawn Cocktail are good.
Would you rather go out like AJ's mates in a liveleak car crash or like in the Swiss nightclub fire?
>>152821414Blimp accident.
>>152820638The mole is too big. It steals all eye attention.
>>152821414I'd rather go out like Mr. Hands
98 the most safest score
Neser looks like the type who'd bash you for slightly bumping into him at a pub
HES CHOKING
>rooter on 98Almost
>>152821414Probably quicker and less panicky to die in the car crash, but more painful.With the fire, you'd likely pass out from smoke inhalation, so you'd probably not be in too much pain, but lots of fear and panicking before that point.Car crash for me.
Dead rubber champ
Why do they all have these little gay hats?What do they see in them
>>152821568ive been in a few car crashes. the moment you realise you cant stop it and just watch it unfold its pretty horrifying
>green bowling
>GreenFuck he sucks
>>152821611cool it with the anitisemtic remarks iykwim haha
>>152821629>>152821638smith must want root to get his cenny some sort of 4d chess i assume
>>152821500He looks like he flew attack helicopters in Iraq
>>152821612I totalled my car and im alive because of the seat belt. It was just 2 seconds. I would take that over the fire/smoke
>>152821414>>152821568>Night club fire>Ceiling catches fire>Have about 30 seconds to get out before it gets too serious>Zoomies standing around with their phones out recording it all while blocking the exits>You all die because of thisProbably more rage inducing than panicking desu.
>>152821612They were both passengers though, so they might not have even realised until it happened. Maybe.
Get the slug bowling instead
If Englel wins with a brave Root century they win the NOG of the Ashes. I dont make the rules
>99
Its almost timehttps://youtu.be/F_6IjeprfEs?si=IU_b-tWBZqdG0ko5
>>152821722wicked album that straighthate goes ridiculously hard
>Two centuries this tourRoot has owned Australia.
If you ever see the dent in the guard rail on the pacific highway where it goes over the railway line at Pymble, know that that was where I wrote my BMW off one fateful morning at 5am
ROOOOOOOOOOOOT
>root kisses the badge>loves his country>loves his people>scores a tonneBased
The COWARD Joe root
>>152821773ausgaylians would never
Might try making pea & ham soupany advice?
>>152821800>Uzzie wouldn'tFixed
>scored a century* in a pink ball test>scored a century* against Green and Neser
>>152821748??
Neser just doesnt pass the eye test
>part of the test team>still whinges about bias existingShould've stayed in your home country you paki cunt
>>152821800warner kissed the crest then hit a hard roman salute that one time
solid century
>>152821919
if this is the pink testhave a think about what a chinese test would be called
>>152821871Sure as fuck looks a lot better than cam green bowling. Slug passes the eye test iykwim :^)
cardoons
>>152821414>AJ's mates in a liveleak car crashWas there footage of the crash?
>>152821568I ask because it was only by Shri Krishna's hand that i haven't snuffed myself by car accident (once) or by fire (twice)>>152821664Fire was in a bar and it was the same way, dumb cunt bar girl put a candle too close to flammable hanging ceiling decoration and then it hit the alcohol. Luckily we spotted it and gtfo outta there asap but the whole place was burning inside a minute>>152821663Was having a countryside joyride, lost control and by Shri Krishna's miracle missed the tree by inches going sideways would've have been instant deathDespite the prolonged nature of the death I'd choose the fire because at least it would be a free cremation and my ashes can be scattered in the mountains and rivers of Bharat
>>152821937happy golden lucky test
imagine getting out to cam green
>>152821800look you came here and thought the white women would fuck you. Don't blame cric because they find you repulsive
Can we still win this or nah
>>152822029It's a par 400 wicket mate
The English media was right. This really is the worst Australian team in 10 years. How the fuck did England lose this series???
>>152822029anything under 340 is below parso depends if we can pick up the last wickets cheaply
>>152821973There were extremely horrific pics/webms of the aftermath
>>152821800Trav and Carey have both done this very recently Pranjesh, pay attention
don't like how green puts his hands up every ball he bowls tbqh
reminder: looking at gore is not good for your brain
>green 0 - 60 (10)
>>152822065alex carey, trav head and mitch starcunironically lost to 3 players kek
holy fucksauce i never would have guessed that!
>>152822107Convict's future after Starc retires
>>152822107is this what the ipl can expect?
>>152822086Because it was in their home test. Love their state.
the ipl must have plans to farm and sell green's semen or somethingno way is he worth that for his t20 abilities
>>152822029I dont think so, no.Weatherald will go for 20 odd, Marnus will depart for a masterfully crafted 12 off 42 and Smith will look in then get a really good ball and go for 30 odd.Australia will be all out for 250ish well behind.
>>152822140theres some good talent coming through mate, there always is, just been cockblocked by the uncs hanging on to their spot. Can't wait for bailey to fuck off and start putting them in
>>152822107Few more low economy overs and his figures will drop below Beau Webster's 5.5runs per over.
>>152822105Death and gore was part of every day life for most people before the 20th century.
GOTTEM FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>152822209That were brought up and trained on Twenty20>No balloh no no no
green haters??????? our response????
GREEN AT A VERY EFFICIENT 1-60
>green took a wicketPOSITION SECURED
this cheapie will keep him in the team for another year
KEKEKEKEKEK
>>152822262>>152822266>>152822274>>152822275OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>152822274never mind...green haters vindicated
HAHAHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONONOTHE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF GREEN
LMAO useless cunt
>>152822271So is every other countries youth. Its all relative mate
kek Green pushing this to 5 days
Beau was watching the umpire kek
>Carey is goat keeperlololol
Green is legit cursed
based webster making sure green gets dropped
buy a virtual seat
fuckin hell
>outstanding bowling from Green here>0-60What the fuck has he done to hypnotise the entirety of Australian selectors and media? Fuck me dead, have not heard one person sink the boot in
>They're blaming first slipIt was between Keeper and slip. Keeper's catch 100% of the time.
>>152822346Hahahhahaha
The criticism of Green is irrelevant because the decision has been made hes the future of the team and has limitless potential. His position is secure.
>>152822370they need an all-rounder and he's the only not-completely shit one
>not yet he hasn't
reckon if I was a bowler id bowl from 10cm behind the crease
this all rounder meme is getting stale
How much did Green scam the scammers for again? 6 gorillion?
my boy C Greenz... he just needs more time
>youd like more like six inches to work with
>>152822412same
>>152822370maybe there is something to khawaja's whinginggreen has white privilege
slug is match fixing
Jamie Smith will surely capitalise on these missed chances right?
imagine being the ipl team (dont know any of the teams) who have paid green millions. must be watching in horror this entire series lmao
Neser by afghanistani war crimes
>>152822467We already won the Ashes. This is the Dead Rubber Derby.
>>152822412>Permanently giving the batsmen an advantagengmi
>>152822479he's saving himself for the ipl, who cares about representing your country when you can get paid millions instead
>>152822505cope harder cameron
>>152821748>beamertoo much coke mr. lawyerberg?
>>152822536This but unironically
>green back>smith goes for a pisskek
drag this loser already jfc
ashes should happen every english and australian summer
>>152821865>CRAVE BARS OVERIs this an ad or something?
bmw made 4 good cars the rest are incredibly embarrassing to be seen in
who else excited for up and coming prospect Cameron Green to finally get his chance in this Aussie team
if he had road rage he'd be joe toot iykwim haha
>smith tactically retiring himself
Just seen>StokesNevermind captain he shouldn't even be selected.
>>1528226012002 318i, 2003 318i, 2004 318i and 2005 318i
you can tell jamie smith was brutally molested as a child
>>152822681wrong e30, e34, e36, 850csi
Someone bake
baking
sucking cock
'tator rankings this ashes:1. Gilchrist2. Vaughan3. Lee4. Isa5. Skull6. Waugh7. Haddin8. Hussey9. BJ10. Howie11. Warner
>>152822563nah, it was a 2004 e46 I got for $5k from a family friend
>>152822756what abotu healy
based cock sucker
>>152822756REEEEE HEALY SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE REEEEE
>>152822756gilly really is elitehes got the professionalism of a howie, but actually knows cricket and doesn't just talk for the sake of it
stop posting about afl
>>152822698You can say that about any c*tholICK
>when Dazza cracks open a 5th Great NorthernYep, that cocks gonna be in my mouth tonight
>>152822756Mark Taylor and Chappel mog your list
How much of an autist rage is Smoth in right now?
ben stokes needs to moisturise more
Green looking keen on a masterful century (with the ball)
Can’t bake cos phone posting rn
Can Australia recover from this?
>Slug with the ballElite?
webster looks like an actual simpleton
If I was on my knees in front of Ben he'd be Benget Stroked
>>152822913Yes. England have the exact same issue with their team right now in terms of bowling attack.
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