Day 2 of the fifth testEng 5/295
*does fart*
What did they mean by this?
BBLFI
GPO (gay posters out)
we should prank the jannies and all post pictures of our cocks lol
He reminds them
Time for Beau to spin his Webster
its strange, I do a lot of baking and whenever I bake we never get double upsits like you guys can sense my aura
big dick transbian gf
>>152822998
>>152823005Move to India lad.
i hope the next rhino mcgrath shoots impales him
*crashes*
he only shoots the rhino's with terminal breast cancer mate
Jamie Smith is clinically retarded.
*crashes and be's 'risp*
*scores centuries against convicts in non-dead rubber tests*Fraud eng shitter could never
>>152823064I think he just has foetal alcohol syndrome or whatever its called
Jamie Smith is a Big Bash League enjoyer
I'm an alcoholic
>>152823064checks out >>152823089
The Kayo crackle has begun
>>152823105Kek.
green is so finished
GONE GOTTEMSLUG THAT ONE YA POMMY POOFWALK OFF NOW
>>152822681You may find the BMW 318i good, but you know what's really good? The Mercedes E-Class Sedan. The most intelligent E-Class family of all time welcomes a powerful new member to the dynasty. The E400 Sedan model arrives this year, boasting a 3.0L V6 biturbo engine producing 329 hp and 354 lb-ft of torque — the same powertrain that currently drives its E400 Coupe, Cabriolet and 4MATIC Wagon cousins. Paired with the 9-G-TRONIC 9-Speed automatic transmission and DYNAMIC SELECT, it promises a bracingly smooth way to experience uncommon luxury. Naturally, the 2018 E400 Sedan continues the tradition of E-Class brilliance. Harmonizing advanced automotive intelligence with awe-inspiring interior design, its first-class furnished cabin puts our advanced vehicle systems right at your fingertips — even as its world-class innovations continue to push the boundaries of what's possible in the world of automotive intelligence. "Car-to-X" Communication enables the E-Class to exchange information with similarly equipped vehicles — effectively allowing it to "see" around corners and through obstacles to detect potential hazards. Driver Assistance Systems — including Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC®, Active Steering Assist and Active Lane Change Assist — feature intelligent cruise control: They help keep you between the lines, and can even help you shift between them. Inside, the E-Class cabin provides an environment of pure comfort and responsive technology. Flowing lines and vibrant screens provide a striking visual display, while touch controls, aromatherapy and tailored seats indulge all of your senses at once. It's a vehicle that demands to be driven, and more than lives up to the dream. Look for the E400 4MATIC Sedan at your Mercedes-Benz dealership this winter, with an MSRP of $58,900.
Will Smith score a century here?
>don't choose spinner>replace specialist bowler with all rounder>keep playing green over and over despite his shit economy and not getting wicketsfuck this team
Finally the real bowlers are back.
>>152823159yes
>get home from shopping>turn on the telly>see green bowling a shitter over getting smashed for easy runs>see the scoreline>see green contributed most of the runs to the brits score>see he has zero wicketsMuch talent, very potential. smith's a retard for still bowling him when he's so utterly impotent and free runs and between the retarded decision to omit a spinner and insisting on bowling shitters I am now hoping the poms wipe the absolute floor with the aussies.
Reckon Stokes has enough here and should declare
>>152823170its all in the script m8 we need to sell pies and beer, the cricket and winning is secondary to that
>>152822756Where are the radio crew?
>>152823193He is the future of the team.
>>152823099on the bundy again today mate?
>>152823208the wha?
>>152823218Radio commentators.
what are we wearing today, lads?
>Relying on Travis Head to get wicketsYeah we're cooked
love how cricket australia act like the 15 million they say they "lost" was something they were entitled tonot reaching potential earnings is not a loss and matches not going to 5 days should be something to be expected if the people running the organisation are not complete brainlets
might give Slater and Gordon a ring, not for legal matters but they just seem like really nice down to earth people
>>152823217Na
>>152823252im fully kitted out in real tree camo and tactical gear. need to be ready at all times
carleton
>>152823252im dressed like a mafia boss haha whaddayatalkinabout ehh haha
>>152823252thick sweater, sweatpants, wool sock
>>152823270slater handles all the domestic violence casework
>>152823278trip on dezi
26.0 test average George Baileys such a narcissistBet hes waiting for the one game in the next 5 years green flukes a century or takes a 5fer to say 'see i told you'Cunt needs to fuck off and let Ponting or some cunt who was actually good take his job
hey alyssa healy, stop talking!
fucking 'za stores don't deliver until the lunch break starts
wish I had a cool last name like Head
>>152823362bro imagine if travs parents named him richard not trav lmao just think about it
>>152823378don't get it mate
wish the commentators would stop talking about horrible shit and talk about the cricket please I'm trying to enjoy my criggy
>>152823394dickhead
morning lads
>>152823415uncalled for
>>152823415settle down.
did england pick a spinnergg if they did
>foxray has dots over people eyes now too ahahahahahah what the FUCK
whos winning?
>muh no spinner on the team
>>152823430does the boomer punch the african security guy?
>>152823463cricket australia
Are Australian TV ads filled with interracial ‘nonsense’ like ours are? or is it not so bad over there?
>>152823463The bongs
>>152823378went to school with a Wayne King lol
>>152823415I beg your pardon!
We're making Root look good. Absolute disgrace.
>>152823480Yes it does. Have you seen the KFC ad?
>Don't need a spinner, so we'll pick an all-rounder Webster>. . . >Webster has only bowled 4 overs>Bowling Travis Head instead>Also bowling LabuschagneThis destroys all confidence for the spinners in Australia and Webster.
>>152823430kindly do the needful and stop resisting
yeah give marnus a bowl why not
I went to school with a kid called Ben Dover (really).
MARN MY GOAT
MARNGOD
MARNGODARNGOD
>Labuschagne running back to his markLel. They're trying to speedrun to the new ball (15 overs away).Nevermind, GENIUS captaincy from Smith.
I always liked that African lad
GONE GOTTEM GREEN GET REKT
MARN WICKET, TRUE ALL ROUNDER
>>152823536GOOD THINKING!!!!
lmao nice shot choice mate bravo
HES ELECTRICMARNIE IS BETTER THAN ALL OUR BOWLSHITTERS
>marn bowlingoh fucks sa-nvm
Marnus is a more successful all rounder than Green
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A JOKE END TO A JOKE SERIES
I like saying marnus, fun word to say
ABSOLUTE RETARD
bring marn on from both ends
LMAO
take green out the back and shoot him
>>152823606same
lmao even JL's going in on that cunt
literally how could anyone not like marnusmost loveable guy in our team
>Part part part time bowler brought on>Need to dominate them or else you're a betaBazball can't handle the banter.
lol zoom my words
if theres one player opposing team dont want to get out to it would be marnus kek
are you allowed to change from pace to spin in the same over as a bowler?
>bowls pacelmao I love this
>1/3vs>0/79 (SEVENTY NINE)
Gice Marn the new ball for the moral victory
>>152823654yes
>what's his wrist snap like? who FUCKING cares cunt
>>152823649Rather lose my wicket to Marnus than Green
>all rounder cumron queen 0 - 79 >specialist batsman marnus, part time spin bowler, bowling pace today 1- 4
>>152823654Yeah. Think you only need to tell the umpire/batsman if you're changing the arm you're using.
>>152823660>0 (ZERO)/79 (SEVENTY NINE)fix'd
>>152823654>>152823698cool thanks
>>152823679to be fair he has an elite arm speed and the lowest wrist snap out of any pace bowler this seriesif he learnt to snap he could be an elite pacemanbroke 135km that over too
>>152823565I used to work with a girl called Emma Royds, her parents must have been insane.
>>152823737KEK
Marns got the ball again kek let's go
what's remitly? Always advertised at the cricket recently
>>152823737Fuckin hell lol.
England needs 200 more for security.
>>152823754Service for jeets to send money back to India
God is with marnus
>Alyssa feeling inadequateI wonder why
>>152823064Prescient post
channel 7 is refusing to show how fast marn is bowling
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALYSSA FUCK OFF STUPID DUMB CUNT
>>152823754Non-Aussies sending money made here back to their country
>>152823606>Mr anus
CHEAT
the medieval peasant known as marnus labuschagne
>>152823803Radio said one of them in the previous over was 135km. So faster than the """"fast"""" bowlers.
>>152823829LOL LMAO thank you
>Marn bowling mid 130's
>Labuschagne spends the whole series chirping shit>"GIVE EM THE EGG AND BACON">"THE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER">"BURGER WITH THE LOT... NICE BEETROOT GARY">He finally comes on the bowl>Batsman want to smash him out of the fucking ground>Get out off complete shitLong term plan.
The Smith wicket if you missed it: https://twitter.com/cricketontnt/status/2007987706278576388what the fuck was thatliterally going miles over the stumps, absolutely zero need to even go for it
Joe Poot's centuries come with an asterisk.
>choose three 2m all-rounders>bowl a part-timer and literal autist
Will George Jacks¿
wtf was thatsmudge is retarded
>>152823923>This video is not available in your location.
we'll have a desperate pooview, thanks
>>152823924That means not-out you fucking tard
>>152823929choosing the all rounders was a mistake obviouslyshould've kept richardson for one of green/webster, and a spinner in there as well
>>152823942This one should be: https://twitter.com/7Cricket/status/2007986446183944344
>>152823933He waited like 30 seconds before the review, so the umpires shouldn't have allowed it anyway.>Review>Start walking off the groundHe just wanted to make sure they were going to lunch instead of needing to bowl an extra over.
>>152823932SebLORD EBBITY
>>152823961Top lel
>>152823933>gets filtered
I can't unsee how fake 99.9% of all social interactions are
>>152823018Lmao
>>152823978okay it turns out the review was free for some reason so it doesn't really matter
Where are the other autistic cricketers in Aus? We need them.
*bats #3 and scores countless natch winning knocks against convicts full strength bowling attack*Fraud eng shitter poot could never
>>152823962Yeah those no bounce mid 130 pies he was serving up in Melbourne were lethal lmao
>>152823980‘chabin bla x
keen for winter olympics desu
The bookies didn’t want a spinner.
>>152823394if he had dunning-kruger syndrome and gave his batsmannering partner shit for getting caught he'd be blamie smith iykwim haha
>>152824028you will never be indian
Why are there so many mentally ill """"personalities"""" here?
>>152824031his economy was great and he took a few wicketsgreen meanwhile has been bowling dogshit, giving away runs, not taking anything, AND not scoring with the bat
Jim Maxwell and Dizzy absolutely filthy at Marnus being given a bowl and not having a spinner, saying its making a mockery of the sport and Jamie Smiths dismissal is one of the worst they have ever seen in test cricket history
seb is a jeet fagbla x
Aaron Hardie is everything Green was prophecised to be
thinking tonights movies might be scary movie 2, monty pythons the meaning of life then maybe some kind of crime/thriller.
>>152824178how the fuck do you have 6-7 hours for movies after the cricket? bbl finishes at 10:30
Convicts turn on each other very quickly. The Prince of West Bengal Saurav Ganguly knew this
>>152822987bbl isn't a flag you utter plum
>OH MY LAAAWDAN INDIAN LAD ON A CRICKET BASKETWEAVING FORUM FREAKIN ‘ELLsee¿ no one cares fella x
>>152824206the great replacement is going well saar
>>152824225please see previous threads where the acronym was established fella
>>152824228ONLINE CRICKET JAMBOREE*
OMG LOOK AN INDIAN JOURNALIST AT THE ASHESDID YOU THINK THIS WAS ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEAR COMPETITION BETWEEN ENGLAND AND AUSTRALIA? NO IT'S FUCKING PAJEETS ALL THE WAY DOWN
>>152824239shan't as it is not cricket regardless
>watching the halftime show
>>152824020The umpire can choose to review it himself. They can do that if they want, you see it with runout for example.
Does viprow still work? 7plus isn't working in this shitty country
umm…yh there are a few of us around innit? newsflash: few of them are taking over. law of numbers and all that fagbla x
>>152824308streamed dot pk
No but Julie May
I'll be completely honest I fucking HATE this long haired poofta Jeet he dresses like a try hard stooge
>You can't be what you can't see.Then how the fuck did Uzzie get a spot on the team in the first place retard?
>>152824317Grouse site cheers
how do I become the next Usman Khawaja?
lmao he used fagbla x i will always despise your presence here x
>>152824421not sure what that means but you're welcome malcolm
I'm in bed lads.
>>152824287yeah, it just looked weird since it looked like they did it basically because smith asked them to
Im cracking my 5th beer of the day
the best part of drinking beer is telling everyone about it
according to research done by canadian club no one actually likes beer and they just drink it to fit in
thoughts on my new mick of ending every sentence with a name that rhymes with the last word, Jackson Bird?
>BBL going to be Hobartwinslol for the next 5 or so years*yawn*
>>152824429i know &fagbla x
>>152824523ill be cracking my first one when play resumes
Root needs 11 centuries to better Tendulkar's record in Tests. How much seethe would it cause?
>>152823754Redeemly
do NOT EVER @me again
>>152824594laugh my ass off, Darren Gough
>>152824580no seethe not the same era of bowlies fella x
>>152824441Grouse means good. It's why you call something good "the mickey" (if you can't follow the logic you're not a real Australian).
>>152824614True. Sachin statpadded in an era where persons of bat got daddy hundreds every other game.
oh I forgotclassic tassiela let me know when you find my coastline property fagbla x
>>152824594havin a giggle mr squiggle
ynr OneHD
>>152824646this is going to give me the shits in no time
>>152824679mr mime
haven't been online for a few days. how do we feel about uzzy?
>>152824679youll be right, dana white
>>152824700At least he said some spastic things we could have some fun with
CCs mog doritos so hard it's not even funny
Fox sports showing rekt webms of walls crushing people and talking about cones
>>152824700should ask this in golf genny since he's a paki, you know what all pakis are like with golf, it's an extremely widely known stereotype
>>152824722kek
>>152823754Interestingly here the ads have Hispanic people instead of Jeets.
>>152824722LOOOOOOL
just cracked my first beer. a bit earlier than expected but hey thats life
>>152824738its all according to their plan
Been sick as a dog since Thursday :(
ausjeet my son
>>152824781>needed to use AI to get a picture of an indian chad
>>152824781hello saar
*be's opened*
im hungover
>>152824861bit early to be onto the 13th beer
crickets starting, penny farthing
>>152824885simply drink more beer
Is Labuschagne our best bowler? Some decent figures there
4 packs should be a crime
>>152824794sorry to hear thart, amelia earhart
>Labuschagne opening the bowling after lunchSPECIALIST
>>1528249314packs are THE aesthetic ab pack.
>>152824931and 18 can 'cartons'
Business Idea: Occasional beamers to intimidate batsmen
>>152824913i would but i am shrimply too lazy to go get more and don't feel like standing in my driveway holding a slab whilst uberjeet takes a picture of my driver's licence
10 pack of mixies? that'll be 46 bucks thanks mate
YALLOP
Might give them that attention they wanted.
Lads I've been watching a bit of hockey while I've been over here and I've gotta admit it's pretty good. Not test cricket good, but maybe Big Bash good.
>>152824959desu the 4 pines ones work out okay when they're on special16 can cartons can fuck right off though
i reckon wine is the most efficient means of drinking, probably the least stigma around it too
>>152824980they make you show ur licence? my local pub does home deliveries and you can just tell them to leave it at the doorstep because you wont be home from 'work' used that trick many times as a youngster
>le bogzing day tesd!>le pink tesd!>le Richies!send this shit back to 2010 and get some new culture
>>152824808Kek.
>>152824999hello saar
>>152825017>>152824797
>marn bowling pace>webster bowling spin
>>152825012oddly enough probably the most stigma when you drink straight from the bottle
For me its a 50ml assortment.
>No clips once I stopped making themGotta pull up the slack matey-os
isa sounds drunk
>>152825012stigma balls
>>152825064Drunk on my cock lmao. Gottem
do you blokes decant your beer into glasses?
love drinking wine from the bottle and watching weird arthouse films at 2am
>Starc new ballLet's go
In bed, beers drunk, teeth brushed, snow on the ground outside. Ready to enjoy this session before I fall asleep.
>Webster bowling spin with the new ballIs Smudge playing 11D chess or is he a retard?
>>152825014yeah mate I'd bet most booze delivery services demand it these days
isa is very asmrimagine her tickling your ear with her lips while she talks you through that drive
>>152825097'twere the old ball m'lad
>>152825082love that memory
>>152825064reckon she'd be a fun drunk, harmless, friendly, prone to getting giggly
>>152825080Yeah, saved a chipped schooner glass from my local pub. She's the one.
>>152825093no cheeky bed beer?
don't even know why I exist
>Root 66Hahaha instead of Route 66
>>152825120kek half of my cups are pilfered from pubs and bars had a headmaster one but mumza broke it
>>152825012Big wine fan. Always good to have a soft drink on the go at the same time too, helps to avoid a nasty hangover.
only 39 overs to the new ball
life is an exercise in futility
>>152825117SJLM
>>152825082based mumza but instead of an arthouse flick its McLeod's Daughters
>>152825127No more left haha.
finna goon
>>152825173crazy how one of the cutest ones died recently
Reminded that it would've been 4-0 if Smith saved the tail instead of playing for his average
>>152825082know any pale girls that wear black turtlenecks and dr martens?
>>152825147RIP headmaster. I have a midi but it doesn't get much use
>>152825155i've heard some people like red wine with cola mixed. never tried it myself mind>>152825172no idea what this means mate
had a dream last night that root made 164we'll see if it's prophetic
do you ever play drinking games with yourself?
>>152825204shes just like me wine and cola is fould but not worse than vodka and coke. literally tastes like when u lick the top of a 9v battery
remember sarah blasko
>>152825191Aussie goon culture is off the rails. Too many Austhots on chaturbate
>>152825222yeah it's called "drink until you no longer feel the pain"
>>152825222yes
literally impossible to make a mixer that tastes worse than the included alcohol straight
>>152825241This.
>>152824781kekkkkKkkk
Aecind thojfht about ehiw whe goinf to go in the nedt dre wjdu is the nexg dhit dk rodi?
>>152825191wait til after the test scotty
Isn't it Monday on Auslandia? Do you guys not have jobs?
>>152825259very true
>>152825223ah, gotcha, niceyeah thought it sounded a bit iffy, ta for the heads up
>>152825262im workingthankfully day one is a day where you can just say "catching up on things" if anyone asks about what youre doing
>>152825262shift work me
>>152825259So true
>>152825262Jan is still holidaysI'll look for a job in feb
>>152825262yes, no
>>152825262he asks on an anime image board
>>152825262Haven't worked in nearly a decade mate.
>>152825285no you wont
>>152825262Working from home lad, dual-wielding work laptop and shitposting desktop
>>152825308based my dick
had a full time job in a warehouse a few years ago for a year and still have ptsd from it
>>152825311ever send a shitpost on the work laptop accidentaly?
>>152825262I'm not in Australia. Check and mate.
>2 hrs of meetings soonany solutions for this?
>>152825346theres a (homosexual) bloke at mumzas work thats been off on mental health leave for 2 and a half years because a customer yelled at him
>>152825348nta but no, I phonepost when watching at work
>>152825355start hanging doors for a living
>>152825262no
Corpo lads are always the most depressed people.
when I worked full time I would wake on weekend mornings thinking it was a workday and go "NO, NO MORE I CAN'T DO IT" and then realise it was saturday or sunday
>>152825355tell them your husband just went into labor and you can't make it
>>152825371based poof gaming the system
hang dong, not doors
sexers vs heat is gonna be a goodie
Faggots are the worst people to work with, because they will sabotage a work environment at a whim.
no one whinges like a tradie thoughbasically all poms in that regard kek
will jacks should be batting higher
>>152825430reckon that might affect his reaction time negatively
>>152825411mentally ill people tend to do that
>>152825411worked with a lesbian once that would on a weekly basis discuss her sex toy collection was fucking disgusting
I can hang a door in complete silence
Will Jacks has that Sherwood Forest energy
one of my best mates is gayprobably more emotionally stable than anyone here, myself included
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs&list=RD4D2qcbu26gs&start_radio=1I WANNA HANG A DOOR
my absent father who I no longer speak to was and is a complete workaholic. He genuinely loves working and derived all his sense of worth in life from working for whatever company he was at the time. Happily sucking up to bosses and doing whatever it took to be a good boy model employee, whilst completely neglecting his kids. This complex has permanently made me perceive everything regarding the working world as negative.
>>152825481oh yeah whats his name lol?
having to drive all over the country is one of the worst thing about tradeslavingwould rather neetdomi did an apprenticeship and a year and a half was in a block of about 180 duplexes 5 minutes away
>>152825518chris green
>>152825481nice try mate you have no friends congratulations on coming out though
>2000 runs shy of Tendulkar's recordWhy does nobody give Root his flowers?
>>152825494one of these lads died recently aye?always remember that one song that's in Lock, Stock
>>152825262Shitposting is hard but work honest maye
>>152825536yeah he deserves to be talked about as an excellent test batsman. never see anybody ever mention this
Reminder that /cric/ is not your blog nor your /pol/ dumping ground, go back to /afl/
>>152825542bass player ye >>152825523driving for work is my favourite part, paid to rip around for a few days in the aircon listening to music
the thought of doing the same thing everyday for years is literal insanity to me
>>152825554have another beer
>>152824228Youre more aussie than indian seblook at shitjeet, permanently seething at australia and england, always going on about how great india is but doesnt even live there goes on like a woman 9n her periodyou just go with the flow and chill m8
>>152825581so true*cracks tinny and sits at pc*
what do you cunts do for work? i need a new career
>>152825568I WALKED ALYSSA HEALY UP ON STAGE! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
>>152824251ONLINE CRICKETING JAMBOREE**
>>152825590Bit in this one. Shant be reflecting on it tho
>>152825348No, I'm very vigilant I don't spam the workchat with GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILLION
I get paid a lot of money to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uOcVng2FwQ
Alcohol helps me concentrate.
>>152825605professional dole collector
>>152825605orderly. job's alright and i don't hate going but pay is average obviously
kek right in the nads
>>152825629not even memeing I'm way better at video games while drinking.
>>152825639gay
>>152825660am not
>getting to that time where ausneets are getting on the piss threads about to get rowdy
>>152825605painter
>>152825605reckon a gig as an onlyfans thot stunt cock would be alright
going over. get ready for the predictable bronx appeal from the barmies next ball
>>152825659im better at driving when im drunk
>>152825605run 5 child care centres in Western Sydney
>>152825665i am
>>152825667Im going on my 6th mate. Ashes time is best time
>>152825655in the rooter
>>152825695made me laugh
>hit square in the box>does nothingdicklet confirmed
balls getting bazzed
>>152825695kek this is why we cant have nice things
>>152825695bit in this also have 5 wives and 50 children all collecting welfare
any reason england didnt play like this in the first 4 tests?
only 33 overs to the new ball. then they'll be sorry
>>152825767yeah mate
>>152825822care to elaborate?
any of you sick cunts wanna give me half a million dollars?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-05/joe-root-second-century-scg-don-bradman/106199570>Former Australian batter Darren Lehmann has hailed England batter Joe Root as "the best player outside of Bradman" following his second Ashes century of the series on day two of the Sydney Test.>"He'll break all the records. He'll beat Tendulkar, he'll make more hundreds than anyone else.How many death threats in broken English will Darren get?
>>152825833i'd love to
>>152825838I will buy you a pizza
>>152825838whats it for?
>>152825852Seems Darren is forgetting a certain T. Head.
Sushi looms
>>152825888and a certain j. lehmann
>>152825605professional laptop thumber for a federal agency. Pay and conditions are good, lot of wank though.
>>152825889crisp under 35 woman thinking she's cultured and worldly while being a gluttonous pig
just cant see another wicket ever falling
Mmm Ben Manenti
why don't ausfailia just get some wickets
>make a road for poosmans last test>england get the best of itlolmao
>>152825858go on then
the britblogging is far more entertaining than the social event function small talk you blokes always seem to want to do>whats ur job?!?boring
>>152825859ta lad, I'll have a pepperoni, olive and mushroom please>>152825868cricket and cricket accessories
>>152825986>pepperoni, olive and mushroomcorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grouse choice mate
>>152825973I could switch to my go-to uber small talk >you see the cricket?
>>152825973main character syndrome : the post
>>152825946for you
>>152825973any good projects on the go mate?
whats the weather like where you are?
>>152826036thunderstorm looming
>>152825973so trueit's kino when somebody talks about themselves for 8 hours straight instead of somebody prompting them first
Are you guys married or not married?
>>152826015you don't know what this means
>>152826007had an uber driver recently that was a black fella wearing a durag and he kept doing the make it rain at the strip club thing with his hands
>>152826069that rustled you a bit hey
>>152825998yea it's been my go-to when I get a 'za for years now, good combo
>>152826057not married my ex gf is the only female ive met in my entire life that i want to spend any time with and its not looking like i will meet another no matter how i try
>>152826101was just asking boring questions to annoy old mate
>>152826057I refuse to marry a non-virgin. So you have a guess...
>>152826115i know >booing root not very nice really
>>152826057Not married. The love of my life had her brains fried during the pandemic (and the resultant psychologists who ruined her). I'm looking for someone to fill her void, whom I have not yet found.
ROOOOOOOOOOT
>>152826138>The love of my life had her brains fried during the pandemic (and the resultant psychologists who ruined her)story>?
>>152826138reckon plenty of fellas her filled her void since
>>152826101Get over it mate she probably spent the entire weekend impaled on a bbc
>Root 150sportsbet giving good odds for an Aus win lads. Might put my whole DSP on it
final test for the richies lads. his memory will finally be laid to rest
>>152826138she probably already has someone else filling her void mate iykwim haha
>guys I played golf with the other day guessed i wasnt married and kid-lessdoesnt feel very finger licking good lads
>>152826178doubt it. she was a genuine white supremacist lol
>>152826206probably spent the entire weekend impaled on a russell crowe romper stomper bwc then
>>152826206Based give me her insta
just had a power surge lads if i dissapear its because powers gone out >>152826250she doesnt have any social media either. or didnt at the time idk about now. doubt it though
>>152826199sounds like youre in shape, get plenty of sleep and are happy.
i am not looking forward to this heatwave
>>152826302go get an aircon
>>152826312fuck off mark
This big fuck is the definition of lumbering in
>Green bowling
I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Warhammer 40K is pretty cool. Been reading one of the novels.
lost the remote for my aircon and it has no buttons on it, so im stuck at the second lowest fan speed
>>152826165I don't want to get into specifics, but yeah, she went from a devout and active and happy Christian who was a leader in her church's youth group to a shut-in miserable internet-feminist with a drinking problem.
>>152826199mashallah
storms looming lads
AUSTRALIA'S FAVOURITE AIR
>>152826199>guessed I wasn't marriedNot hard, if you don't notice a wedding ring on someone you can safely assume they aren't married.
Auslads qrd on this Green cuntwhat the fuck is he doing in the team?
>>152826336>>/tg/
>>152826339what model is it
We're actually going to get a 400+ score, I can't believe it.
>>152826341do those girls have sex before marriage? and what abt the pandemic made her lose it like that. seems like the perfect set up to be able to endure that nonsense
lads my gps is taunting me with the cricketit keeps telling me “proceed to the root”
It's not easy being Green
So this the Joe Root I been hearing about
>>152826369congratulations
>>152826331>0* - 80 (15) >would be 1 if he didnt bowl a no ball dire scorecard
>>152826356heavily invested in the dudbeen 'developing' for 8 yearsca thinks he gets le women audiencebailey too proud to fuck him offshit cunt
>>152826380stop interrupting my song Siri you cunt
>>152826339Just set up a second air con in front of it
>>152826356Best in class with the bat in shield cricket. Fair bowler. White (sorry ussie)Doesn't seem to perform in test matches tho
You just wait until Cam Green's 34 then he'll finally unleash his potential
>>152826397>been 'developing' for 8 yearsfucking wew, how dogshit was he before then kek
>>152826397>ca thinks he gets le women audiencehow? hes a lanky dork with 0 charisma head and weatherlad are the ones for the girls
>>152826363454853-01, Purifier Cool™ Gen1
yah fucking fair enough aye
>>152826434The commentary on ESPNcricinfo said there wasn't much difference in the numbers between him, Stokes and Flintoff when they played the same amount of Tests and it made me think less of both Englishmen.
england appear to have quite a few runs here
>>152826401apple maps in my car is fucked. put the music to a decent level then all of a sudden siri screams at full tilt TAKE THE FIRST EXIT IN 200 METRES to the point it distorts the speakers and scares the shit out of me have to have the music barely audible or have that dumb bitch tell me where to go at 1000000 decibles
>>152826447thisTrav has universal appeal because he's a gc and can knock it about
>>152826434just like shane watson in the aussie team for a decade always just holding onto his spot somehow, and then retiring and being a beast in t20 comps all over
>>152826459thats a glorified fan and doesnt cool air
>>152826373Some do, some don't. It depends on the denomination and the social/religious environment. Of course, there is always the subtext of 'don't', but that often falls on deaf ears. It was the isolation and uncertainty, which caused anxiety about the future; but also the Instagram and Netflix propaganda that got to her while she was in lockdown. Of course her church disapproved of all that sort of thing she was consuming and there was a big bust-up there, long story, isolation alienation etc
should have taken the nude ball
>>152826057I've never even spoken to a girl
GONE GOTTEM
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>152826481kek this made me laugh matesorry for your situation though, maybe you could delete maps and reinstall?
Reckon he'd stand a chance against England?
>>152826522grim mate sorry to hear it. many people still havent recovered from it gl finding another
CHECK HIS FRONT FOOT
JACKS OFF
GREEN TOOK A CATCH; KEEP HIM IN FOR ANOTHER 35 TESTS
>>152826470flintoff was always pretty ordinary but just had an elite period of a few years including that one home ashes series where he mogged gilchristi thought stokes was better earlier
>>152826580Cheers mate, all the best to you tooGONE GOTTERN GOT HIM
KNEEL SIR
GOTTEM GAWN
>>152826569tried it all mate apple just make dogshit products (though so does everyone else) but i never use the thing so im not gonna buy another one
>>152826576they'd trap him head before wicket
We might actually see some bazball now.
>>152826589>Green took a catch>Webster missed oneYeah, that's enough for the selectors.
reckon lockdowns were comfy aswouldn't say no to another enforced holiday kek
>arseWe'll be batting later savo
>>152826576He'd make 213 not out on this fucking roadSCG groundsmen have been buckbroken by the pasting that Page got for the MCG
>>152826481https://support.apple.com/en-au/guide/iphone/iphd3c85c193/ios
Australia all out for 168 follow on 200 england win usman goes out with a fart
>>152826650didnt like it at the time but looking back it was kino want another one too as long as i get jobkeeper again
>>152826580I still see people wearing masks sometimesgenerally white women tbqh
score runs when there's nothing going on champion
>>152826676hides their ugly faces like those big stupid sunglasses they used to wear
>>152826662i shall not
>>152826650agree mate live in a tourist town so was great not having them around
win tests when there's nothing going on champions
>>152826676I judge them, harshly
>>152826650Unironically this, COVID was elite considering I live in a regional town and we all just ignored restrictions anyway
>>152826622based fuck appleI've purchased one product form them in 15 years but it seems to do the job okgl lad
smoth sacrificing this test so green can bowl all day and take a wicket to retain his spot
>>152826758based countrychad, no one here bothered with them really either. my mates neghbour had parties and the cops turned up one night and just told us to atleast try to pretend we werent breaking the law citycunts could never
was howling at citymaggots seething during covid given these are the types of policies they all vote for
>>152826815>>152826815>>152826815>>152826815
>breaking the lawdon't remember any laws being passed
