SERIE A ROUND 18>Friday, 2nd January 202620:45 Cagliari 0 - 1 AC Bbilan >Saturday, 3rd January 202612:30 Como 1-0 Udinese15:00 FC Genoa 1-1 Pisa15:00 US Sassuolo 1-1 Parma18:00 Juventus 1-1 Lecce20:45 Atalanta 1-0 AS Roma>Sunday, 4th January 202612:30 S.S. Lazio - Napoli15:00 Fiorentina - Cremonese18:00 Hellas Verona FC - Torino20:45 Inter - BolognaPrevious >>152784194Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink alot of water, brace for no winter mercato and stay drawpilled
negru
Angelo Maduro
>>152803235have one in my bedroom so that i can fall asleep watching old episodes of top gear, wliia, camera cafè and stuff.me iq has grown so much that i can now recite the twiddly bit of the alphabet from i to q without hoedowns
Should Coomo get an european competition spot, will they get banned? iirc they don't meet the FFP requirements
nihao
>>152808242It depends on how much they are willing to grease the gears at UEFA, if you fathom my denotation
Just to be clear.. it's not Yildiz who gives the ball to David. After the referee takes it from Kenan's hands, Locatelli steps up and decides to hand it over to the number 30. Before leaving Kenan asks if Jonathan is ok with it which has been confirmed by the Canadian.
>>152808312in this instance, at least, Lock-a-telly made a vertical pass
>>152808279finally makes sense why Como bought all those U-21 players
SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! WHERE ARE THE TRANSFER RUMOURS!
>>152808608asllani back to sfinterbabbeo hernandez to jjustrandom hue negru to bbilangf to anon fc
>Pellegatti drops the bomb: "Juventus' contact with Theo Hernandez could lead to a return to Serie A."
like a head chicken this morning I tell ya, at least I missed the minutes silence
>>152808663I hate how easily players move between historical rival teams, where's the SOVL?
I hate life
>>152808726I enjoy it a lot, sometimes you have a blast
Fugg...
Fascists losing? A great day for me!
>>152808663when will >we stop signing shitters
hopefully massa slips on his arse and cracks his skull open
They should make those little celebrations they show up in the corner of the screen with Grok, the ones they record with the actual players always look so fucking cringe
>Inter and Galatasaray are in talks for Frattesi. [Moretto]Biggest club in Türkiye…grande Galatasaray
av it you jock cunt
Half-time.
fiorentina tier season next year I reckon
I hate them so fucking much
Basic false 9 incoming next round
oh fuck me come on now
why do they act so niggerish in italy
Lmao
>3 red cardslel what happened
>>152809583noslin, the only striker currently at the club decided it would be a good idea to tackle from behind when on a yellow card. marusic and mazzocchi tangled legs then squared up and pushed each other a bit with conte trying to break them up but massa was a bitch and sent them both off. could've just been a yellow to both but no.
Sarri is a better man than me, I’d just resign at this point and enjoy life somewhere in the tropics with all the shit he’s having to deal with
Couldn't resist: under the basement football: Virtus Locorotondo - Football Taviano. Somewhere in Apulia. Ticket 5 euros. For gf 3 euros, women get a discount.
>>152809642Good thing Milan played on Friday, otherwise the stands would have been totally empty
>Sarri has always placed trust in Noslin and I'm not saying this in the wake of Taty's sale. He is reliable, he waited for his moment and the results are proving him right.Great words from Fabiani prematch
>>152808953I’d have consensual coital relations with all of them but particularly no.3
>>152809602lmao>>152809642i would go and buy 3 gfs, a steal for only 9 euros
I'm not even mad, I'm just sad for Sarri
La Viola - Cream On These is peak grimcalcio
It’s been raining nonstop for a week now
Top 5 bankers ever1. Mayer Amschel Rothschild2. Cosimo di Medici3. Wells Fargo4. Evelyn de Rothschild5. Jakob Fugger
what an ending
La viola finna dab on Lazio next round
Im not ready to go to work tomorrow
1 igor thiago pls
Very important post https://streamable.com/htfm4j
John Elkann ruined my life
Last night John Elkann saved my lifeLast night John Elkann saved my life, yeah'Cause I was sittin' there bored to deathAnd in just one breath, he said"You gotta get up, you gotta get on, you gotta get down, boy"You know you drive me crazy, JohnYou've got me turnin' to another clubCalled you on the phone, no one's homeJohn, why you leave me all alone?And if it wasn't for the calcio, I don't know what I'd do, yeah
>renewing cristante and mancini>until 2030i will find you massara
Merdseille lost.
It's funny how you can make the same cup of tea every day, but some days it just hits differently. Like, today was the best cup of tea I've had in ages, why is that? I used the same steps as always. It's something to think about
>el arabiIs actually arab
Gakpo scored.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767546501273223.mp4
Harrison Sneed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Szborro has one chance to redeem his calcio career and it can only be reached by joining Jj this winter
Zenless Zone Szoboszlai
https://x.com/airborne69/status/2007615505151185011
>>152812259'no'
Igor thiago rumors when?
Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs, former consvl and aedile of Lativm from MMXXIV to MMXXV. Deposed by Imperator Clavdivs Lotitivs and exiled to become prefect of the bvlls of Cisalpine Gavl.He now retvrns once more to the martial plain, leading the maroon legions of Torinvs against the stern host of Verona This time, fate smiled. The standards held firm, the lines advanced with order, and victora was seized by will rather than chance.Chief among the architects of triumph stood Alieu Njie, a swift and fearless avxiliary from the darkest and most barbarovs reaches of ovr empire.Thus Baronvs departs the field in trivmph, the seizure of a Conference Leagve place imagined if not yet bestowed. For victories such as this are the bricks of empire—earned throvg discipline, sealed throvg courage, and remembered for the names of those, like the bvll Njie, who rose when the moment demanded blood and belief.
I noticed it failed to make a Roman u in every single word, Altman you are a DISGRACE son
Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs-posting is half the reason I even open up these threads now
Im glad Scotterrone figured out the captchas
calcio soongud job viola getting points
>Viola sign an IsraelGOD player>the Finn mutt immediate starts rooting for them Kek even he kneels to the Jewish GODS
>>152814552calm down mahmood.
>>152814599Israel won and you chuds lost
Comfy
>>152814678kek
Trump should just take Greenland without even asking. Jewentini (Juventus FC fans which means this post isn't off topic) will support him
>>152814678riccio
barella should be benched. he was so bad last game.he needs to be motivated.
I'm not clicking any of the Danilo content
stomp on hand.
Clap on feet
Elf on shelf
really gud attack
>>152815226>>152815304Blame taking
tikus reeeebro cant score sitter. the inter david
>>152815471The inter Dildiz you mean
>We NEED Greenland for calcio security!>You have Russian and Chinese illegal streams all over the place!t. Duccio trump
guida refballing us
tikus you fucking suck reeeeeeeeeee
https://x.com/SwissGov/status/2007410528029946299
dimarco being terrible again too
Free my nibba vitik... on the other hand no way any printer striker is getting away from Heggem(maybe pious espositum)
Craniometry of Davide Frattesi: origins from the Marche region, shows an interesting phenotype that, although dinaromorphic, appears dolichocephalic. He can be described as litorid (Atlanto-med. + dinarid) and depigmented, with ambiguous taurid-shaped features.
>>152815624holm dives without contact and he whistles
dimarco so fucking bad. augustus in pls
I'm crying dawg not a single soul gives a fuck about >their< games, besides the autist
guida you faggot
go to hell guida
>>152815659You are mentally ill and pathetic
ref ball in home games vs us. you know other teams have paid
>>152815901Reflex mirror, if you move you change sex
refball to give ball to bologna. they almost instantly score. wow such a good team
ht sub out dimarco, barella and thuram
based z
ZIELINSKIIIIII
Didn't know PolSci students also had it in them to diagnose psychological disorders!
>>152815901This, here on redd-I mean /seriea/ mourn le heckin fabolous dead subhumans
lauti really gud game today
glad the crowd got mad a shit tikus.
calcioooooooo
Vitikchads we up
If you want to watch some rainkino, there's Ternana-Livorno where people are slipping left and right and the ball has lost all bouncing properties
toro toro toro
There were people *not* watching the Ternana game? /sp/ is so ded
pulling with two hands. no foul
>>152816841Everyone is too locked on the game and can't post, even if they have a second screen! This is just how important Le Fere are to the general's esse
>>152816880card i mean fuck. was a foul at least.
noooooooooooooooooooo
i missed the secodn gole :O
looking gud.
>>152817145always have an easier time with teams that dont drop into low block like gomo and bofonga
>>152817244yeah. inter seems to be gud against most teams. Sucic and mkhi in
mkhis football iq is big. almost made tikus score
holy shit bologna got carded
Apologise to Chivus (I apologise)
10 twinkazzi (kosovar) died
finally. fukken tikus
>>152817423Stapping the good one today
>>152817423>double nationalité Italie-Emeritas arabes unisLole
>>152817458Most patriotic shitalian
>>152817458Imagine the Arab poop contained in her colostomy bag
shoulder gole. intrasting
>Triple nationality Sloppy job [redacted]
>>152817423What in Bilderberg's name were 31, 33 and 39yo's doing partying with literal children?
gud freekick dima
>>152817522Baby talenti by shitalian standards
>>152817522Simone Guerramaxxing
It is quite wild how quickly normies ages they are genuinely at hardcore nightclubs at age 15-16, end up with a kid at 21, end up separated and single parent by 24, end up grandparents at 35.I was just playing FIFA on PlayStation and playing some footie at the local field with frens at 15-16 never went near a nightclub until age 20-21.
>>152817423Is it bad that I have absolutely zero sympathy for them in my heart after seeing them recording the fire?
mamma mia
Free my nibba quintus grains
>>152817654Yes.
not gud defending
>>152817673Please stop quoting what the Pakistanian Scozzese kept repeating when meeting with Chad under the sheets at the NYE afterparty!
>>152817620>end up with a kid at 21They don’t though. Look at the birthrate in the Shitalia. The foids start taking bc at 14 and if any brave soldier slips through the defences of hormone altering pills and coils it’ll be aborted. We’re living in the end times.
>>152817654In the end they made their bed, so they had to lie in it. It's not like they were lambs being led to slaughter.(Like Comolli is leading Jj back to Serie B)
>>152817673I’m just jaded and increasingly misanthropic hermano
heggem is allowed to foul constantly and zero cards
>jJ stuck with comolli
Comolli is a Danilo cover-up
>>152817745>It's not like they were lambs being led to slaughter.What is your opinion on the COVID vaccine campaigns enforced through peer pressure and social blackmail? I'm very curious now
>>152817654I have the moral high ground, I romanticise and partake in eyes wide shut style party, your take is understandable yet erroneous, for the mere fact that they should have been sacrificed in the name of [redacted]
Yeah good night. Just because this is 4chan doesnt mean you have to be an asshole. You are all way too old to be making jokes about innocent dead children >muh edgy. Seek help
>>152817872Peer pressure and social blackmail are teh common denominator between all my kinks so I think it's all a-ok!
sucic and zielinski. wauw what a midfield
>>152817934>>152811154>>152815901>>152817673
Hey @grok can you sexualize the 40 subhumans
Slippy D...
this is 4channel doe
gud win. forza inter. bologna dived and fouled like rats. phythyi
when is the printer mid season crisi
Why were so many children in an 18+ nightclub to begin with?I’d expect 1 or 2 to sneak in with a fake ID or something but there’s dozens of themOn new years night too the security tends to be top notch with bouncers etc
Star Fox Adventures remake when? I want to goon to that blue fox lady in 4K
>>152818055(((Why))) indeed, those secrets will be locked away in the deepest [redacted] vaults unfortunately.Can't be having the common folk drawing their own conclusions and sullying the "Swiss" name
>>152818044can't have that anymore, it has been outlawed since ndrangheta invested a portion of their annual gdp in the club's share capital
>>152818055Was it actually a 18+ club? That’s really bizarre that so many slipped through the net..
>>152818044Printer now have late season collapses
>>152818148Were they not serving vodka bottles with those firework thingies that set everything on fire?Pretty sure below 18’s are not allowed in places that serve heavy alcohol (i.e. not just beer and wine).
Business idea: Rommel and Paris FC's Geubbels partnership on the right flank
>>152818183Yeah they were definitely serving hard alcohol but idk what the rules are in Switzerland and what grey areas there are. I just can’t imagine so many u18s being able to get by bouncers.
What my nibba geubbels plays for Paris fc now?!?! His best seasons were in Monaco under the guidance of Adolf Hutter
>>152818265It's a very swanky resort, so I'm sure they're not all too strict with the rules in places like that. Back when I was a young whippersnapper we'd be able to go drink at 14/15 too in some of the fancy Belgian coastal towns.
>>152818265>>152818367In a nation that has turning a blind eye if there is money to be made as basically it's main selling point.
>>152818265Bouncers? In Switzerland? In a glorified synagoguesque secret tunnel designed like a rocket stove?
It feels weird to agree with the schizo But even a broken clock is right twice a day
Volevo essere un Maduro
>>152818562The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocalcio singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.The body count climbs through a series of calciowars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cybercalcio.
>>152818918Is that why Maduro was uploaded to the digiworld by the US?
>>152817458iirc it was one tennis player
Guys would you think less of me if I bought Bufalika’s fleshlight?
tfw no Lloyd Kelly gf
Which Jj player gets the Anthem-fied nickname?
>>152819411yesask yourself what starmer would want you to do
>>152819411Just for buying a fleshlight in the first place tbqh>>152819458Andrea Canthembiaso
>>152819725He's the Scoterrone, not the Yorkshire naziStarmer and England have no jurisdiction after the nation of Scotland earned its independence after the 2014 referendum
>>152819411Only if you won't post a webm of yourself having fun with that fleshlight
€9m.
Paratici jumpscare seven minutes after the midnight of January 5th
Sleep tight /seriebrest/
Imagine having to clean a fleshlight
You could just swap batteries
The Cabinet of Dr. Cagliari (1920)
polpsy(cological disorder)
>BREAKING: Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Siege Compromised Again>Hackers accessed internal tools, issuing 67-day "harassment" bans to players and streamers>Current Status: Global outages across PC, PS4/5, Xbox.>No official Ubisoft statement on this breach. Rollbacks expected.lmao
real chad neets have their fleshlights cleaned by their parents without needing to explain
GODS share their fleshlights with the entire family, dogs/cats included
>>152821684sounds like the typical twittertarded household to me alright
Marco Ottolini is already at work and is looking to strengthen the attack this winter. On his list of targets are: - Alexander Sorloth- Artem Dovbyk- Federico Chiesa - Giacomo Raspadori
>>152821885>a 40m striker>a striker who cannot score to save his life>a dead man>a midget8lini kill yourself
what about a striker who cannot score to save his file?
>The Venezuelan army has recognised Tomás Rincón and Artur Ioniță as president and vice-president.
>>152821885Extremely grim hours when Church is the best name in this list
>>152815659
>>152822815Hehehe
Buongiornio /seriea/, 4 Serie C games today to wet our appetite for Serie A’s return tomorrow!
>>152830576>>152822993Nigga you slept 4 hours
>>152830576who is she??
>>152830661It looks ai generated desu
>>152830631more than enough to fuel his desire to lift Tehillim to Lilith
>>152830661>>152831004He's right. peep her right hand. looks pretty AI to me
Gm sirs. I’ve been properly laffing on here in the last day, 2026 is going to be a good one for /seriea/
Another Monday in /sanrioa/
>>152830576>Serie A’s return tomorrow!With Jj's game actually being next week right
>Damien Comolli might seriously consider bringing in an attacker this month. Lorenzo Lucca could become a mercato opportunity and Juventus, who have problems up front, need another striker. There have already been some feelers from the Bianconeri with Lucca’s agent, Beppe Riso. [Schira]is Joseph Rice the new Raiola?
>Juventini on X are turning on Yildiz and blaming him for the loss against LecceHahahahahhahahaha
(a late) Good morning!>AC Milan – Why You Should Believe1 Defeat So far in the 2024–25 season after Matchday 18(Last season, defeats were 4 at the same stage)8 Wins achieved by Milan by a one-goal margin(Out of 11 total victories)9 Matches in which Milan have not conceded a goal+11 Points more compared to Matchday 18 of last season(Also in 2024–25 there is one match still to be played)12 Times Milan scored with their first shot on target16 Consecutive matches unbeaten in Serie A11 wins and 5 draws18 Points won away from home Milan have never lost away: 5 wins and 3 draws
>>152833791>From Istanbul, however, the figure that would allow Milan to avoid recording a capital loss has not yet been reached. At least €33M, considering Milan paid Chelsea a fixed fee of €37M for Nkunku just a few months ago. Moreover, Nkunku himself does not seem fully convinced about leaving Milan.Should Nkunku leave, Milan would obviously begin the search for a replacement. Instead, the profile being considered would be closer to Nkunku’s: a second striker capable of also operating as a central forward.>The same applies to Loftus-Cheek, who is admired by Lazio, but whom Allegri considers very important to the squad. Despite interest from Sarri, the Englishman is not on the market. In any case, his €4 million net annual salary would significantly complicate any potential move to Rome.Milan are currently focusing on a low-cost or free defensive signing. The aim is to find a center-back of international level who could leave his current club on loan, ideally with prior Serie A experience.>Kim Min-Jae would be the ideal addition, but for now the German club are not particularly open to a deal. Above all, Kim’s salary is a major obstacle: €9 million net per year. Even on loan, Bayern would need to contribute significantly to his wages.Also all Milan shirts for next year have been leaked. (Picrel home jersey 26/27)
>>152833819Away 26/27
>>152833827Third 26/27
>>152821885wtf
>>152818055Its normal in Switzerland to be allowed to go to clubs at 16yo. Also this wasnt a 18+ club. Im surprised that there are so many victims below the age of 16 which I can only explain that they were accompanied by an adult or older siblings. Apparently there was also no entrance fee and the prices were lower than in other bars. Its a skiing village so people are usually more relaxed and it was also new years eve so maybe the security was more gracious. Also yes of course there was security. One of them was the 31 old swiss victim. He lost his life because he repeatedly went back in to save people
How many women are left in Switzerland after the tragedy at the something something club that killed 80 billion young Swiss people
>>152833946>31 old swiss victimSwiss as in Swiss (Kosovar) or Swiss (Moroccan)?
>>152830661https://www.instagram.com/brookemonk/>>152830631For better or for worse and despite what some people would want you to believe, more than 1 Dutch person exists on here
What not starting zirknegru does to a mf
Monday afternoon plans??
>>152834594Cum tributes to the 40 twinkazzi
>>152833919We need to retvrn to this sort of mindset.
>>152834328DUCCIOS HERE DUCCIOS THERE
>>152834594Absolutely fuckall. Is it your Christmas on Wednesday lad?
>>152834594Might go and throw snowballs at local kanker moroccans
barons might be a predestined i forgot how ass that toro squad is
>>152834704Gypsies furiously rubbing their hands together at the sound of this plan
>>152834700You CANNOT suffer in Leiden.>>152834704Too far fren
>>152834678Yes..>>152834700Same here, probably the most snow we got in last 5 years
OLED monitors with RGB layouts are finally up. Sharp text for everyone!
>Switzerland is freezing the assets of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, who was arrested by the United States on Saturday. The measure takes effect immediately and will remain in force for four years.Never beating the allegations
>Fiorentina is preparing a bid for Emerson Royal: the team coached by mister Vanoli is ready to submit to Flamengo a loan request with an option to buy set between 6 and 7 million for the Brazilian full-back, formerly of Milan and Tottenham. Lmao
>Frattesi linked with Galatasaray come sir price is good sir cheap price for you sir salad and sauce big man?>Raspadorus seeking a return to the Shitalia>Zingaro returning to Inter, exiled by Baronvs>Rube linked with Theo Hernandez, already fed up with playing in Mohammedan territory
>Rouhi has been added to the injury list today due to an adductor issue. He, Kelly and Conceição remain in strong doubt for tomorrow's Sassuolo - Juve.Rouhin Impact
>Inter-Cancelo, agreement reached with Al-Hilal: player's decision awaited [Sky Sport]Grimolliiiii
>>152835632Too busy chasing Friedrich Kirke's dead body
>>152835644Dildiz - Gnabgru - FriedekirkFrattesi - Locatelli - Xaver SchlagerCambiaso - R Kelly - Labubu - No OneDi Gregoriothis will be Jjust in 2013
>>152835663Where are Timber and De Ligt?
>Miretti - Dzeko swap??????????????
Anyone coming to a nightclub later tonight? We got sparkling drinks
>>152835828Funny because there's nobody more fascist in Italy than Allegri. He was in a naziskin group in his youth but falseflagged as a commie
I was about to skip gym but seeing niclas gave me motivation. I will füll (train) my krug (body)
https://x.com/davidebalzola/status/2007755831773917190I told you they are starting to turn against their best player kek
>>152836041Yildiz to Inter for Frattesi and Chiesa to replace him, screen cap this post
Wilfried Nanc-ACK
Let supplement my training with a green apple, coop falafel salad and one of those meme "meal" in a bottle also conveniently available at coop t.nobody
>roma looking at Basic and Vavro unironically had to pinch myself
>>152836196It’s over. Had to happen, I felt he was a dead man walking after the Dundee Utd game with the fans reaction and the shocked way he walked down the tunnel. He was never the right man for the job but he’s been set up to fail. Be interesting to see what happens now, I’m guessing it’ll be Maloney until the end of the season but don’t rule out O’Neill.
Mal O'Neill
sometimes I want to deactivate my brain, just to experience what it feels like being a terminal tw*tteroid
Not proud to say but the new sfera ebbast' songs sound good
Need hers, that Spanish polevaulter's and all other athletic hispanic bunda on my face or I will FREAK
>>152836607would smash with the vigor of a coked-out luis rubiales
>>152819905Another era, nowadays that Tevez transfer would be like 40-60 mil mininum.
One Kirk died so another could join Jj (again)Welcome back Kerk
Gyrano Emilio Kerk right?
>mancini and cristante near contract extension
>“Juventus will make an offer for Marcos Senesi in June, even though there are many teams on him.”The Agrestor
Comolli do the transfers
>>152837586
>>152837596We can recycle the edits!
>getting snobbed by Cancelolol, lmao
>Monopoli
>>152837665hope his crusader stays safe :^)
>>152837807He'll probably start 5 matches and score exactly 0 goals. He's finished
>Alessandro Vogt is the new rising star in the Swiss Super League. In Italy, Torino has been following him and rate him highly. In June of last year, only proven football experts knew the name Alessandro Vogt. Meanwhile, the 20-year-old has played his way into the starting formation at FC St. Gallen, was the outstanding figure with eight goals and three assists in 19 games.You are stealing our talents
>>152838454And unlike Switzerland >we won't kill him!
>Cabal will start in place of Cambiaso against Sassuolo.I kneel Buciano
>fabbian, roidus, fazzini
>>152838819Last two digits decide which minute he leaves the pitch with an injury. If it ends on an odd number helll have been directly responsible for a Sassuolo gole
>>152838846ht substitution
>>152838864>>152838846Noted it down. Let's double check next week when the match is live
>eating red apples
green apples are for witches with warts
>>152839208Benisventobros, they haven't forgotten about us!
Don't look up the name of doja cat's debut album
marmotta...the gym...per favore
>‘Emily In Paris’ Renewed For Season 6 By Netflix Will she ever be allowed to leave?In many ways Emily is to Paris what Locatelli is the Jj if you think about it
Milik On Anthem
>Nepobabby and Pinemounts My usual nightmare's dont even come close this
-20h 33m
>>152840122To a good mercato?
>Guido RodriguezThe designated yearly winter mercato mediocre Argie slop is up
>>152840142Yes, the Mckennie extension will be like a new signing
>>152839696I wouldn’t go to France
Predator Badlands is up
The Asus ROG Flow Z13 x Kojima Productions is up
Asus ZOG Flow
Pankratius the winter mercato...
>Ohhh…>Husbant…>You buy too much Fiocletina prayers.>Now we are homeress….
>>152840911>>152840778Is this what virginity looks like
https://x.com/SalahUpdates/status/2008274670139961687?s=20what happens in afcon?
>SalahUpdates
>>152842811for all questions concerning AI sloppa, please contact the resident duccio itt
Reminder there is only 1 Dutch flag, and I literally only sleep 4 hours all night every night. Panamanians hate this one trick!
pio esposito 16 credits what the fuck, even in fanta
>>152842443Kek, totally not me
Piatek would bag in current serieass but very few understand, some1 should buy him
Cauld yin today boys. Gm.
JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Perin; Kalulu, Bremer, Koopmeiners; McKennie, Locatelli, Thuram, Cambiaso; Miretti, Yildiz; David.
Nvidia DLSS 4.5 is up20xx and 30xx cards are pretty fucked
>>152840778Polsci student levels of using fancy words to sound smart
Giuntoli interview is also up
>Cancelo to Barcelona>Lucca to Benfica>Ilic - Belahyane swap>Nuno Tavares to Al Ittihad>Psv and Villarreal wants Casadei>Rafiu Durosinmi to Pisa
Are these mafia clubs sovlfvl?I would've loved to have gone to their home games
gud mornin there be calcio today
>Breaking News: Swiss bar that suffered deadly fire had not been inspected for five years, local authorities say, as they ban sparklers linked to blaze.Mistakes were clearly made, but was anyone at fault and will they take the blame? In any case, the ancient Helvetic-Alpine tradition of turning a blind eye to ethics and common sense when there is money to be made has once again been upheld.
Question lads, how many of you have been to or even live in/near Venice? Whats it like visiting at the end of January?
>Weston McKennie will NOT renew his contract with Juventus.t. Sky Sport
>>152847766come to Milan you fucking star and stripes legend
>>152847766not gonna say anything and risk owling it
>>152847766Frattesi will replace him
>>152847776You will get the Dildiz shitter and you will like it
>Riomma plays todayWhy do they insist on playing on/during factory days/hours
>>152847644>Tense moments in Crans Montana, where a crew from the Rai 2 show Ore 14 was attacked while documenting the tragedy that occurred on New Year's Eve night. The reporter Francesca Crimi, along with her colleague Marco Bonifacio, was doused with ice-cold water by a person believed to be close to the owners of the Le Constellation venue. The incident happened around 5:30 p.m., with an outside temperature of about minus ten degrees: the man allegedly opened a water hose, completely soaking the journalist. Host Milo Infante described the incident as "a shameful and cowardly act" against a professional carrying out her job.Why is the Curva Nord doing this to the journalists receiving money via our taxes?
Luciano we're below GromoLuciano do something
>sell souvlakis>2 golthis is how we do it
https://x.com/twinkbukowski/status/2003878058416394626This but with the Scotterrone instead
>2030 I am going to throw up all my organs
>>152848597Chiesa went to scouseland for the same story
Why is Roma playing before Jewe? This way they will have the advantage of knowing the match result
>>152848412The “Swiss” having massive crashouts when a spotlight gets pointed at their misdeeds or just them generally being “found out”? Wow I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time. What can you say?
Kurpa de KarsdorpKurpa de MurinhoKurpa daa DeaKurpa de Pellegrini co MurinhoKurpa de TaylorKurpa der palazzoKurpa daa cupolaKurpa der feye noKurpa de PallottaKurpa der prestigioKurpa der tedesco che porta jellaKurpa de Lina SouloukouKurpa de Mancini che nun fa nienteKurpa der campo sinteticoKurpa dello stepponfutKurpa deo zingaroKurpa de Riso che nun se fa sentìKurpa dei FridkinKurpa dei Fridkin che fanno i video ingannevoliKurpa der VenezziaKurpa dee percentualiKurpa de DobbikKurpa de SuléKurpa de MegnòKurpa de PippalaKurpa de MassaraKurpa dell'orari daa Juve
douvikas is now joint serie ass third goalscorer
dybala is so washed
>Federico Chiesa is highly unlikely to leave the club in this window. Liverpool prefer to keep him. t. Sky Sports News
Kojimbo top movies of 2025 is up
>>152849290Watched all but the French one, it's downloading right now.
>>152849074What went so wrongInjuries? Or is he not trying
>>152849305I'm sure 100 muscle injuries has played a part
>>152849326Yes but the decline was too fastI feel that something has to do that he has not adapted to the son of a whores tactics
Maybe it has something to do with Gasp and argentine twinksLook at papu
>>152849346Jens Bangsbo, simple as
Koné is fucking shitCristante gets all the shit while this negru escapes criticism every time
>>152849379But how many cute and funny ai sloppa's has Cristante posted?
>2 strikers scoringunrealstill a fucking terrible performance by virtually every margin
>>152849467You are +3 on the two major contenders for the 4th place and one of them barely managed to draw against Lecce
'colo 'asperiano
>returns from injury>scores>resumes injurybased
Grimposters rise up
This gon be bad
Bring him back
>>152849610>koop 3atb
>>152849686his final shapeshift. RIP
mo who the fuck is ratkov
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTIa3xLjEPS/?img_index=3*Hoses the hoes*
We're unironically playing? wtfBut we played 3 days ago
>>152849686I would but he's in the same physical conditions as Henry Kissinger
Spalletti on the penalty: “It’s something we always write down on the sheets in the dressing room: who is supposed to take it, and on Saturday it said Locatelli and Yildiz. Then they have their own minds and personalities and they decided that way; you can’t go and take the ball out of someone’s hands…”
>>152849686Still in better shape than Milik and Zingarova, 8lini bring him back
>>152849843bread and circuses for the holiday, please understand
God doig pork thief
all festive serie ass specials have been boring and chore-like
I'm so fucking sad for Béla Tarr bros...
Top 5 /seriea/ approved eleonoras5. Eleonora Berlusconi 4. Eleonora Incardona3. Eleanora of Arborea2. Eleonora Goldoni1. Eleonora Sayaka
Eleanora of Hyperborea
>The Turin Horse>It recalls the whipping of a horse in the Italian city of Turin that is rumoured to have caused the mental breakdown of philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. based jJ causing schizo breaks since the 19th century
Bremer-Koopmeiners CB partnership.
I was promised snowkino
>>152849963>Béla Tarroh no i just read a tweet about him and i just assumed it was because of the nobel by the other guy
Bonko we need to score some goals to win
>continously seethes at Merdham >somehow still starts himBuciano do your thing
>>152850047yeah, it's fucking sad as a hungarian cinephile but at least he lived to see Krasznahorkai win the nobel
KALUNEGRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lol
>>152849963fra, is Toth a good player ?
-20m to BosnegrumovicPlease buy him while his stock is low
Muharemovic saw his buddy Yildiz lose his mind and decided to help him, buy him and give him a life contract
And figure yourself
Excuse my rudeness but what colour is Muharemovic
>>152850015
>>152850098I don't follow the hungarian league because it's fucking shit, but I've heard good things about him. Last I heard Lazio wants him or sth? He's for sure young but hungarian press so badly wants to see talent in everybody promising since Szoboszlai that they tend to oversell them which fired back a couple of times. Remember the "promising" hungarian gypsy guy Balogh in Palermo? Yeah I didn't think so. But it would be nice to see a good hungarian player in /seriea/ again, last one I remember was Ádám Nagy on Bologna.
>>152850125:3
Why didn't Grimbiaso call the man on Yildiz lol
rigged
>>152850127yeah his name has been linked with Lazio for the past few days but I had never heard of him before
Imagine if Thuram wasn't shit
>>152850150Bit racist
>>152850152I can't be racist since if you turn my flag 90 degrees it's French
>>152850149take what you hear with a grain of salt but if Lazio's agents find him promising, it's on them and I wish him the best. Our league and especialli Ferencváros is so rigged financially and politically that you can't take anything by word.
>>152850162You are correct, Emily
>>152850169Would (flat chests = best chests)
>>152850178how's her feet game?
How is the Sasol goalkeeper able to play with a clear head? Wouldn’t he be deeply distracted by the horrible tragedy that the neglectful Swiss authorities allowed to unfold on New Year’s Eve?
>>152850193I know the crans montana tragedy was the shitalians' fault but I just can't prove it (yet)
>Maledini Jr fucking off to LazioThank god lmaoNow we just need the Kerk rumors to die
Wait wtf I just realized Consigli isn't Sasol's GK anymore
ANOTHER corner kick completely wastedWhat have they even been training for the past 6 years?
>>152850213>lmaodont, I am already fuming from the pig signing a serbian version of muriqi
>>152850109Wanna trade your Cambiassuolo for my prismatic ultra rare Leccembiaso
>>152850232I'm sorry fra but someone had to do it...
Locatelli almost lost his femor trying to stop that ball, only for him to shoot it towards Caracas
>>152850209Look up the last name of the owners
>>152850193i still weep for the tragic loss of like unable to comprehend what happened!
Miretti topping a stat :)
It's looking too good so far. Last 2 digits indicate the minute in which Cambiaso will do a chapel
You know the situation is grim when Miretti and Muttuidi are the best Jjust midfielders
>>152850186Probably grim if I had to hazard a guess, girls that skinny usually have bony feet
Muttuidi is our best player, not just midfielder lmao
>clockatelli
2026 Fabio Grosso looks like a Moroccan who just scammed somebody on his way to school
Bonko almost splashed 40m on Luca Laurentiè
HE CANNOT RUNHE CAN'T FUCKING RUNIT'S JUST A BALL IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD, THEY COULD'VE BEEN SHACKLES BE GRATEFUL
Laurienté (pronounced with a Guadeloupean accent)
>0-1 at half-time while dominatingSame script all over again, I won't even watch the second half
It's honestly worrying to see how shit the team is on attacking transitions, >we can basically not score without opponent mistakes
Half-time French grills with soothing voice's
Fun fact: everyone in /seriea/ runs faster than our negrus
I'm not racist but im really starting to hate blacks
>>152850421Please give me all her personal info I'm begging you
>>152850421why is she wearing nightwear as regular clothes is she mentally challenged?
Kalulu interview is up
Romabros, how is ziolkowsklingz doing? Did he just need more time?
>>152850463>RomabrosSorry but this is /seriea/Have you perhaps tried asking at a gypsy camp?
>Son of whore ragequitting
Another corner successfully wasted c:
The stroopwafel I'm nibbling on has more technical ability than D*vid
>Coach Gian Piero Gasperini did not speak to the media after Roma’s 2-0 victory away to Lecce, amid rumours of tension with the club hierarchy.
Another corner successfully wasted! c:
>>152850479>>152850491La chat status?
Is Serie A still kidnapping the footballs?
Can anyone in this team play football
>>152850125Doesn’t look like Leiden. I’m something of an expert myself.(We haven’t had snow at all, it’s been very cold and icy but no snow)
My internet died and missed the last 7 minutesGreat to know we haven't been able to do anything :)
La Miretta
DAVID ASSIST
Well well well Fagiolichuds lost again
DAVID GOLE
>Sballet ran to David to hug himCALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Spalletti joining in on the celebrationCute and funny!
I thought this would never happen, >we are so back
How much did the defender bet on juve to win 3-0
CALCIO CALCIO CALCIO CALCIO
If Myrmidia exists, Openda gets a goal tonight
>missing thatHe's back on earth again
sassuolus is not the mighty lecce
>winning with only 0.17 xGs
Reminds me of *that* Berardi pic
Clair: Todibo 25
>>152850596Sassuolo 0.17 - Expected goals (xG) - 2.50 Juventus
>>152850607You just completely ruined that game for me, thanks
>>152850602Business idea: Kirk and burn a disci back
Fabio Mirhighguard
Another corner-like successfully wasted :)
>>152850627Reminder that it's supposed to release in 3 (three) weeks yet is as MIA as a Swiss fire inspector
Exactly what we needed- all that dominance without the score line to match always feel like we’re missing out. Everyone needed this kind of game. Utterly one sided and Juve making the opposition pay
Hope we see more of him in the coming week's
Joao Marathon and Opendarc Raiders are up
Holy farsa batman
I'm starting to become hopeful for the Spalletti era juvebros...
Familybros!
>>152850662Marathon thought's? The newest ViDoc has me feeling kind of excited, I even went as far as put it on my wishlist
Where is vlahovic?
>>152850683stripping cars at continassa
>>152850683Last spotted with milik
>>152850678Improved quite a lot but the 40€ pricetag is too expansive for most people I'm afraid. Not sure how much time I'd be willing to invest on it since you might never know quickly they might pull the switch if it doesn't quite stick with the community, especially nowadays where there's lots of cool stuff releasing
>>152850683They last saw him partying in Switzerland
>>152850683Looking for El Dorado according to La Gazzingaretta
>>152850693Unless it offers something incredibly unique it will die in a couple of months. Hell, fucking BF6 is dying already and it's a good game
Italiabros, who's been juves best player this season?
He's up
>>152850717Turco, Muttuidi, zingaro whenever he feels like, Bremer, Kalulu due to his physical resistance, maybe Kelly
>>152850717Define best, in any caseBest: Muttuidi or YildizMost consistent: Muttuidi or Kelly
nolazo dildiz
Luciano Splitgate
Ever been interested in how football players learn other languages? Here is a short video from verratti and dollers (former serie a players) language teacher in paris:>https://youtube.com/shorts/btuV7EGFyMY
Lascialoooo LASCIALOOOOOOO
Miretti scored and run the most so he's getting benched next game.
>>152850776>next gameI'm sure Luciano will make the correct choice for the game next week
Juventus won.
3 points earned on MULEan.
Do NOT look up who's the GK for Argelia
>>152850693They do need to make as big a splash as Arc Raider managed to. I do think there is a place for paid games, but you need to have enough content at launch to justify it, the delay was probably a godsent for them.Bungie's gunplay in Destiny still hasn't been matched IMHO, at least not in that specific corner of the shooter genre.
muharovic juve owne player scored and own goal tonight. intrasting
Josh Doig had always known two things about life: first, left-backs must overlap; second, never underestimate Scottish dairy.Growing up, Josh Doig was raised on a strict diet of hard tackles, harder weather, and milk so strong it practically shouted encouragement at him from the glass. Every morning, a local female (assigned at birth) titcow—widely believed to have a UEFA Pro Licence—supplied the calcium that fortified his bones and, more importantly, his confidence.Soon, opponents bounced off him like lactose-intolerant defenders off a dairy-sponsored wall. Commentators searched for explanations—fitness? mindset? pressing structure?—but the truth was simpler: centuries of Scottish dairy excellence had finally found its final form at left-back.And so Josh Doig ran down Italian flanks, powered by milk, history, and the quiet knowledge that somewhere in Scotland, a female (assigned at birth) titcow was very proud indeed.
>>152851436I wonder if Josh Doig has ever thought about entertaining a romantic relationship with a Pakistanian qveen
>>152848597Wtf
Defence Against The Dark (Bbilan) Arts teacher ahh drip
>>152848597Who am I supposed to be in this scenario?>>152851477I’m ackshually going on a date on Friday, first one in months. She’s w*ite though, very pretty and cutesy. Can’t be arsed with it all though if truth be told, just the rigmarole y’know? Wish we lived in simpler times when you saw a woman you liked, asker her Dad if you could get married then you had 5.4 children. We must retvrn.
>>152851436Whos this semen demon
>>152851305>juve owne playerwut?
>we must retvrnkill the internet simple as
>>152851722Some chav slag named "BustyEve"https://www.instagram.com/eveelizabethtaylor___/
>>152851655What does a typical Glaswegian date look like? I'm sure you'll enjoy it when it actually starts, just some pre-game jitters
>>152851917i hope is something like big Big Jim Collie's epic journeys
Pretty sure I faced the Croato in Tekken
>>152851818Is this a man?
Found out if that's a man here:>>152852853>>152852853>>152852853>>152852853>>152852853
