SERIE A ROUND 19>Tuesday, 6th January 202615:00 Pisa 0 - 3 Como18:00 Lecce 0 - 2 AS Roma20:45 US Sassuolo 0 - 3 Juventus>Wednesday, 7th January 202618:30 Bologna - Atalanta18:30 Napoli - Hellas Verona FC20:45 S.S. Lazio - Fiorentina20:45 Parma - Inter20:45 Torino - Udinese>Thursday, 8th January 202618:30 Cremonese - Cagliari20:45 AC Bbilan - FC GenoaPrevious: >>152807641Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink alot of water, brace for no winter mercato and stay drawpilled
negrunegru subedition
negru
nihao
>Lazio - AtalantaIt’s a mid-off!Good morning, looking outside the window and there is still as much snow as a Mike Maignan birthday party.
>>152856329Fiorentina*It’s early…
Good morning!>Diego Coppola is ready to leave Brighton: Torino, Fiorentina, ACMilan and Genoa have shown interest in him.Guendouzi is close to leaving Lazio, the club wants to sign Loftus-Cheek.>Nkunku will not be available against Genoa.Eletu received approach from Greek side AO Egaleo. Eletu is open to a simple six-month loan, and several foreign clubs are interested in him.>Fabregas spoke to DAZN IT: "Chivu should be talking about winning the Scudetto, given the team he has and the club he’s at. The same goes for Juventus, Napoli, Milan."AC Milan will terminate the loan from Monza and send Zeroli to Juve Stabia, again on a temporary basis and without any purchase option.>AC Milan began contacts to adjust Rafael Leao's salary. The goal is to keep the mega talent as long as possible.Cassano with another racist and envious tirade: "You can shove the numbers up your ass I don’t care about numbers. Leão is crap: he has nothing to do with the game of football.">AC Milan are closer than ever to renewing Maignan’s contract. The salary proposed by the Rossoneri is €5.7 million per year.Also happy Christmas to serbro! Also also please sleep at least 7h every day. Its unhealthy to slepp less
A very Merry Christmas to all our Orthodox fras!>>152851917Same as anywhere else I’d imagine. We’re going to a nice but pricey brunch place then I’ll see. She’s a nursing student..
New John McKennie tweet is uphttps://x.com/airborne69/status/2008649082160771302
Good morning /seriea/>>152857622Thanks!
>Gremio wants to buy ArthurPlease buy Douglas Luiz too
Good morning Mirettichads
>>152858232D-Douglas Luiz isn't an obligation?
>>152858270Spalletti magic is going to heal him fraNo need to buy a new midfielder fra
>>152858270probably coming back next season along with cancro gonzalez, both obligations are appearances-based :^)
>>152858318In Gonzalez' case >we are lucky Simeone is obsessed with argie shitters, he's the only one who wants to keep him at Atleti lole
Greenland rhymes with dreamland, just think about it... it makes sense
>Allegri conference press: "The past serves to help us try to do better in the future. I’m happy about carrying the Olympic flame it will be an emotional and wonderful experience, and I thank CONI."Fact.
>>152858380
>>152858380When will Coni and FIGC recognize that the trophies he won at Palestinentus are his and not that damned club's?
The Osimpic flame
>In a historic moment for Italian football, AC Milan head coach Massimiliano Allegri will become the first active Serie A manager to serve as an Olympic torchbearer when he carries the flame during the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter OlympicsCrazy
>>152858683And in the interest of political balance, Christian Chivu will be the first active Serie A manager to steal it
>Sarri so mad about ratkov signing he will likely leave in the summer >austrian journo laughed when learning that Lazio are signing ratkov especially for the suggested price I am tired boss>Fabrizio Ternano suggests Lazio are very close for Kenneth Taylor for 15-20m >Pedulla suggests Lazio are also on track to get toth for 10m WE BALL
Guendouzi OUTTaylor (and his gf) IN
>>152859237>and his gfpics?
>>152859233>>152859237Taylor hivemind
>>152859264Imagine being run over by the Jade Anna tram
Both Kenneth and Taylor are female-centric names
Taylor sure, but Kenneth is female-coded?
Mo ratkov is a real name
>Fabbian starts against la dea hopefully that means both Taylor and Toth are both bought and the nepobabby is off the list
I should NOT disclose this but fuck it. The Russian tanker has the new 8lini signing
Tanker? I barely know her
>FLASH | Surveillance cameras in Crans-Montana would show the manager of the Constellation bar, Jessica Moretti, fleeing with the establishment's cash register just after the fire broke out.People are saying the bbilan winter mercato funds were all packed inside that register
Ratkov Mladić
>Only the framing material," Lucas demurely, "obvious influences, Neo-Tokyo from Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Metal Gear Solid by Hideo Kojima, or as he's known in my crib, God.
Hyperpop is up
>>152860118>P-please buy marathon shameless
>nabule
>Wanda Nara came out to respond to the criticism: "I have 24 centimeters of reasons to be more relaxed than all the upset people who talk about my life"What did she mean by that?
based verona
>bbilan twinks in charge of taking heat
Its his Christmas day btw
@grok do Kosovar Muslims celebrate Christmas on January 7th?
serie a fun facts: Honest Ahanor is named after the album by rapper Future
I'd swap ratkov for kristovic
serie shit teams completely crumble when having to play more than 2 games in 6 days...these minnows think they can compete with epl
>On Wednesday, a woman from Grobbendonk, Belgium, was sentenced to seven years in prison by the court in Turnhout. She was found guilty of, among other things, torturing and imprisoning her husband. Investigations revealed that the man had been beaten, humiliated and tortured by his wife for months. He was locked up in the garden shed, doghouse or basement, where he was given no food or drink.B-b-belgio?
>>152860314>Its his Christmas day btwSo what you shitpost/glowiepost during the hold month of ramakrank and nobody bats an eye
Grab her dong lmao
If David hadn't missed the penalty we'd be ahead of Napoli on the table
>>152860394Here your (You)
>so rattled it is forgetting to use verbs
what the fuck is going on? fucking napoles i'm losing money
>>152860435Probably livid about the fact I'm gorging on a roasted lamb rib with a side dish of russian salad AND pwning him at the same time
>>152860439For me it's tradwife sogxxx
For me, it's Norafawn
>>15286043915342
>>152860439le donne fanno schifissimo
>Fiorentina are targeting De Winter, if Milan decide to let him leave in January.Santiago Giménez has arrived at Milanello: his first time back after ankle surgery.>AC Milan are very optimistic about extending Maignan’s contract. The club is still waiting for Maignan’s final approval and hopes to receive it within the next few days. Maignan would become the highest paid player at Milan alongside Leao.It's no myster: Allegri wants Vlahovic, and Vlahovic wants Milan. But his salary is incompatible with those at AC Milan. Barcelona could swoop in.>Tomori is one step away to extend his contract with ACMilan. Agreement in principle reached
>>152860439Rumour has it bottom left is going on a traditional Glaswegian date later this week
>chancellors or Isaksen strikergonna throw up
Scotto!We can still do this nabulebros
>>152860439Who's topleft? Only attractive one with sogxx
Choose me kino for tonight>The Ninth Gate (based on the family story of the agnellis)or>Braveheart (based on mctominays life)
>Bologna is currently 8th Wow how are we supposed to endlessly dickride le heckin Sartori now?!
>>152860662https://x.com/soogz1https://x.com/summerxirishttps://x.com/kaitviolethttps://x.com/whoahannahjohttps://x.com/imnatkingCan't be arsed figuring out which is which, but it's one of these 5
>>152860726Thank you fra
Politano just ran the whole fucking pitch, insta-threw in the ball and then assisted for the goal. My goat!
https://x.com/OfficialSSLazio/status/2008976944889831647Welcome back Casale
>>152860742Podolski ahh looking Z
refballing my goat out of an assist baka
Trusty punto doors? Not frozen up. Unlike neighbours new Corsa>>152860682Ninth gate. I cant watch Braveheart, it felt too sad when I was a kid
>>152860744thought guenbusy had been sold
>falseflagging as a Nabule fanThe absolute state of this general
Was that a Marianucci assist? Do we have an actual youth team?
>>152860824Yes we do fellow Jewebr-I mean NabulebroWhat part of Gaza are you from
>Italy international Mario Balotelli is reportedly back in action, as Sky Sport Italia claim he signed for Al-Ettifaq in the Saudi Pro League.
>>152860842The part that throws Bombe di Maradona back at the jewentini
>>152860742100% the mother sniffed shoe glue when she was pregnant
>>152860760Braveheart it is
>>152860760You have a seat in Hell for giving the Agnelli your money
>Juventus makes a move for Marcos Senesi. >The Bianconeri club is trying to get ahead of the competition and is planning new contacts (in short order) for the Argentine defender whose contract expires in June. t. Matthew Lilbrown
>ナポリに対して勝ち点2を獲得した
>>152861008Sugo(i)
>>152860995DNA.
I wouldn't go to milanpolis
dont want to jinx it but this more agile trident is much nicer
>>152860930Lol I meant ninth gate of course
If inter doesn't win it I tribvte my cousin
>>152861251Are you trying to summon a five or six stars monster
fuck sake gus you dribbling mong
happy crimus to inter kings who celebrate todayim back from fabbrica to watch some calcio
Life is Strange chads!
more shots in the past 5 minutes than the past 5 games
>Life is Strange>ChadsI mean I have the same shameful desire for a noseringed blu-eyed non-binary "friend" as anyone else, but let's not take ourselves in round
this has to be a pen
barella benched. gud
Now explain to me how that's not a penalty
I cant, no wonder no one trusts these cunts when they dont call clear as day shirt pulls in the box while a player is trying to shoot. 100% a lazio red coming if the ref doesn't sort himself out
Fun fact the character of Johnny deep in The Ninth Gate is based on Peter Lavenda (omega glowie). Also eyes wide shut party goer enjoying polanski kino? Wow I didn't know that...
>>152861351lazio are fighitn against gobbi for top 4. thats the reason for ref ball
trollpost from parma. parma knows how chivu plays.
pew pews turn for trollbar
>>152861442>11 point differenceAre you for real lol
>>152861513didnt lazio suffer refball last game too? so thats 6 points taken
>>152861528Did they? Burden of proof is on (You) now
>>152861453Test
>>152861554im off fabbrica my brain is ded. this (you) is my proof
weak passes and crosses near box.
refballin our goles!!!
It can't be healthy desu
dimash
EZ
DIMAAAA
Pew pew assist again
>missed pen >unfair chancellors yellow >100 chances 0 end product yep its calcio
1 igor thiago pls
dont worry, they'll cancel this also
Mac Dimarco
gud shot sucic
of course
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
gud chance bad header lauti
Mercedes Beanz
gud try pew pew
the best (and first successful) cross Lazzari has ever done and no one is there for it
i need another inter gole for halma
sucic noooooo
1 Palhinha please, do it Grimolli
Barellino and Zorro in
>that doesn't get calledI kneel
tikus in
akanji really gud game. intercepted like 6 times already
*ekkels your camp*
bonny and acerbus coming on
fuck right off, he drags his leg to get the contact
so they can review that one at the monitor but the clear as day foul on gila he doesn't even get called over to the monitor.
nervous final mins...
I dont blame anyone for wanting to leave this shit league
4 minute catenaccio cam on
>>152862722obv foul. wtf
ty based la viola
Just got back. Can anybody tell me how the team that features the defensive leviathan known as "Marco Gila" performed? I am assuming a clean sheet is nothing but in order with him in the starting liuneup
*dives*
en garde bonyyyy
BONYYYY
Et tu Bonny
>>152862764unironically could've had a hattrick today
well done fiocretina, well done...HOWEVER
>>152862798And if my dog drank tea he would have been an Englishman
refball reeeee
tikussss lmao
gud w
OHHHHHHH LAZIOTINA
post inter tabbelinos 8)
2 points gained in print(f"Teams that drew: {drawn_matches}")
Could only watch (if you call it that, can barely see the fucking ball) the last 20mins. What a terrible game but 3pts is 3pts.
>>152862907>but 3pts is 3pts.Pretty sure you just drew the game 2-2?
huh, these inter guys are s-strong!
>>152862916All the other teams are greek super league tier
Why won't bro just shave it and start Roberto Carlosmaxxing?
Late night mercato news >Lazio are closing in on Ajax's midfielder Kenneth Taylor, fee expected to be around 15M. The club is also in advanced talks with RB Salzburg to sign Petar Ratkov for 13M.>Fabbian and Maldini are also by the club, having offered 12/13M for the former, while the latter is asked on loan with 10M option to buy that will become obligation in case of european qualification >Nottingham Forest and Benfica are interested in Lorenzo Lucca>Nzola set to leave Pisa, Spezia is interested in bringing the forward back>Fiorentina reached agreement with Brescianini, Atalanta however want a loan with obligation in case the team avoids relegation>Torino in talks with Benfica for a loan with option for left back Obrador
Sleep tight /serieAIA/, dont let the calcio bugs bite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKKUk_2wjFU
Golazo piolazo espiositazo
>just watched the supposed benuldy paid in to fiocretinaeverything possible is being done to keep them afloat
>>152864051Godo
>>152860439why do they all look the same?
>>152864374cause their last common ancestor is all me
You now remember the quadruple A hero shooter Highguard, the most anticipated game of the Game Awards and that launches in less than 3 weeks
>>152864819Wow, it's launching just before the next Jj match!
Il torello paura non ne ha
Manuel Locatelli completed 74 accurate forward passes and 45 passes into the final third vs Sassuolo, both records by a player in a single Serie A match this season.
We are all Genoa on Thursday evening
>>152865851prog lock
Sommer time sadness is certified /seriea/ banger and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Just checked the wiki and today is in fact tummy Thursday.
Gm /seriea/. Missed the game due to fabbrica.Spent an hour cleaning snow this morningNot very confy
Good morning!>Franco Ordine, journalist spoke to TeleVomero: Lucca? "I can say that the player has now been offered to Milan on loan. Specifically, there were talks about a loan swap between Lucca and Loftus-Cheek, and this was before the Füllkrug deal."Murillo of Nottingham Forest is the latest idea on Tare’s list for Milan.>Igli Tare has gone back knocking on Liverpool’s door for Joe Gomez.Kevin Zeroli leaves Monza to join Juve Stabia>Z. Cristofoli, partner of Theo Hernández on the podcast One More Time: "He would have stayed in Milan forever. In Milan he had found his place; he had found a family. He would have sold his soul to stay there."Milan: Norton-Cuffy special target for the summer transfer market. Norton-Cuffy is seen as a deputy Saelemaekers who's a bit more ready than Athuke. The competition is there (not just Juve, but also Premier League clubs), the price? Between 15 and 20 million>The statement of the Curva Milano over away-fan tickets!>>152861360Watch rosemarys baby. Its really good!
>>152869604You had to work on Christmas? Sorry to hear that
>>152862913>there’s only one bong flag on /seriea/“No”
It must be David's week because holy fuck it's getting cold here
>>152870045Calling yourself the ICEman is a bit tasteless desu
>>152870062Inappropriate too, given that an officer from that three-letter agency has a better conversion rate of shots on target
>>152870062Anyone protesting against the removal of illegal aliens should be shot on site.
>>152870283Oh please shut up
>>152870299I’ve just finished another bus journey packed with creatures from the darkest depths of the planet. Not 1, not 2 but 3 prams on it with hijabi mothers shouting at each other in some Asiatic gibberish. I’m sick of it. I want my country and my continent back by any means necessary.
>>152870299where did you park the dinghy this morning?
>>152870283Except the bitch who died was whiter than (You) terrone and her husband was a veteran (lole). But hey I'm totally for burgers killing each other in a meaningless civil war so fine by me
>>152870143Ice Killer agent with David's face edit when?
Today’s transfer rumours>England’s tricky winger Freddy Church is in talks with multiple clubs in Signor Eni’s A division>AS Reddit close to Raspadori>The criminal organisation known as “Juventus” aiming for Sborrnemouth defender Senesi>Balotelli signs for Al-Ettifaq in Saudi. Still a baby talento in Shitalia>DragusIN? Fiorentina hoping for Spuds’ zingaro defender to fix leaky defence
Amplifico mufa
this one's new
kys sborrletto
I swear, if this snowfall pushes back the resumption of MY Memedivisie this weekend, I might just have to go all Crans-Montana on Greta Thunberg (in Rollercoaster Tycoon 2)
>triggers Adani, Zarbonzaroni, Sabadoria and other irrelevant journos at the same timeMY coach
>Zarbonzaroni, SabadoriaI genuinely crack a smile irl whenever I read it
I'm yelling TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, you best hope >we get Toth duccio or >we're taking your boy
>>152872354Please do, he’s out of contract in the summer so needs to be sold now. Also he’s growing resistant to RvP’s whippings and is growing more uppity by the week.Special price for you my friend…
Step aside Locatelli, there’s a new Statsman in town: KENAN YILDIa (𝟐𝟎) is the only player to record in a single game (ALL leagues included): 20+ Progressive Carries 10+ Shot-Creating Actions 10+ Successful Take-Ons Also … only 3 more players have recorded 10+ in all 3 stats in a single Big-5 League game: Neymar (2017, 2018, 2019) Lionel Messi (2021) Ousmane Dembélé (2023)
>>152872453Theo Locatelli's father is absolutely malding
https://x.com/marathonthegame/status/2008962939387301932Planetside 3 looks great
Goatfana will wreck Genoa
Planetoïde, Starhawk and MAG were so gud… vgh
>Koopmeiners has been elected “Calciobidone 2025,” a Guerin Sportivo and Calcio 2000 award for Serie A’s biggest disappointment: for the fifth consecutive year, the recognition goes to a Juventus player, following Pogba, Arthur, Ramsey, and Douglas Costa.
>Marusic renewal till 2029 time to reset the count down
Calcio!
Imagine signing guido lmao
>>152872453Yes yes well done kenan dildiz HOWEVER>Maxwell Statmantelli completed 74 accurate forward passes and 45 passes into the final third vs Sassuolo, both records by a player in a single Serie A match this season
>>152872453Dildiz - Kangoo - Amad destini forti
>Developer_Direct Returns January 22: Watch Fable, Forza Horizon 6, and Beast of Reincarnation Gameplay, Direct from the StudiosCredit where it's due, these are usually great showcases
>>152872907Yes I can't wait to watch some weeb slop with the new Forza Horizon, couldn't have ruined the series more
>>152872907Genuinely couldn't care less about Forza Horizon tbf but let's see how Fable is doing
>By agreeing to terminate his contract, Igor Tudor has saved the club nearly €6m
>>152873309>le quirky negru
>>152873318>Dave Voice and motion captureOh my god bruh
>Sarri fully endorses the purchases of Taylor and Toth why is it that they'll do as Sarri says every other time but when it comes to buying a striker, the 2 pigs think they know whats best
That hoe over there
https://x.com/shinobi602/status/2009293036845424731Okay this is kinoMad Max might be one of my favorite games of the 2010s, WB royally fucked it up by releasing it on the same day as MGSV
>>152873317Based Igor, not a great coach but a great man
Sta Zito Luvumbo
>>152873369mo pigs can coach
Taylor's kurp
>>152873598blud is walking about wearing slippers https://x.com/SpaceLazio/status/2009327962693489005
If max manages to get a golden punticino against that cinghiale inferocito of de rossi it's a miracolozzo fatto and finito, literally look at the 2 teams starting 11s right now
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>>152873402So a Driver ripoff except in the 90s? Kinohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pE1gTYd9EDc
today, we are all radiogenoa
let's go milan chads
>DEI Zerbi
Puli looks really fast and dangerous
>>152874498Reminds me of the blaze seeing last week at Crans-Montana
>>152874498Brahim diaz vibes
https://x.com/GerryLoyalist/status/2009355262717780357MilanGODS are pro annexation and pro Trump
Goatfana fan club members remember to like and subscribe to win a signed goatfana jersey. Winner will be drawn end of week.
KEN DOLL IS HERE https://x.com/OfficialSSLazio/status/2009356411793519068
Lazzie is doing more mercato than us
>>152874747Lazio is the biggest club in the world now that there's a billion charlie kirks around the world
Cmon guys... concentrate!
>>152874785If you were Denmark, would you give up Greenland or go to war against the US?
>>152874785Seems like some were too concentrated on that fire expanding from the soundproofing foam panels
>>152874736Remember that his eyes always look this empty, he's as thick as his gf
hehe
Clear foul before the goal
Lads, it's Bbilan
>>152874797Easy.Don’t fight back on the battlefield but instead invest the money lobbying in Washington especially with AIPAC and hire top Manhattan lawfirms to sue the government or have congress members ready to impeach.
WTF?!?! THERE WAS A FOUL
Princess Impeach>>152874872Please understand, the VAR centre hasn't been inspected in 5 years
Will this help Colombo escape out of loan hell?
got a feeling a hinch a little tick up my ass that milan will lose
Pulli hasn’t been the same on the field since the Sydney Sweeney rumors began surfacing.
>>152874902Pio Esposito needs to do everything in his power to make sure he doesn't end up like Colombo
>>152874949He won't, he's currently worth as much as the entirety of Greenland
HE SLIPPED
FOFANA YOU STUPID IDIOTTTT
Goatfana moment KEK
Lole
PLEASE somebody webm it
What did the negru do? I don't enjoy the concept of "zoo's" so I'm not watching
>>152875012Goatfana 2 meters in front of open goal just has to head it in but as he tries to head it he slips and falls over
slip slip
https://x.com/MilanPosts/status/2009361669386797189LMAO
Goatfana dodgeball goat
Dear Allegri,Maybe the reason we keep dropping points against the smaller sides at home is because we keep playing with 5 at the back instead investing that extra man in midfield or attack?Yours truely Danejeet
>>152875091Top kek
I dont have a good feeling about this game
Top 5 failed twinkazzo psyops aimed at /seriea/ part 25. Conce (????)4. Way 45 better than KMB3. Pure unfiltered Muslim immigration good for evropa2. Green apples better than red apples1. Magic Mike straight edge
>>152875362>The coop falafel salad fell outside of the top 5???
>>152875392This list is part 2 of failed psyops
5. Everyone in porto calls him that now4. Never said that3. Never said that but yes: Europe need immigrants (its a fact)2. Its a fact.1. ?
>>152875477post cock
>>152875171Me neither but the owners of the nightclub said they passed the safety checks not long ago
Wake me up when Füllkrug comes on.
Hands...
>Pulligoat destroying the goal for 0 reasonLmao
Well well well
It's a Christmas miracle :)
>>152875579The krug is getting fülled
>>152875715*yawn*Thanks for waking meNow the game begins
>>152875715I wonder how much fuel was lost during the fire just 8 days ago
Congratulations to inter. They just won the scudetto with this game
Stop being weak mental. The game isn’t over yet.
Okay now start the negativity
I wonder what is genoa anon doing
Use Jashari, Modric & Ricci midfield against the small teams ffs stop with the Fofana & Rabiot autismo
Deservedly lost. If cant win with these players against genua maybe allegri is not good enough for Milan
Leao now has triple dildiz's g+a
COME ON QUICK 1 MOREGO GO GO
Reminder allegri is a jesuit
LOL look at how upset pulishit is. Doesn't even celebrate leaos goal
PENALTY
holy farsa
Pulishit is such a petty bitch. He thinks he's the best player in the world
KEK
all this swarming
Scandal. No words
HAHAHAHAHA amerilards seething. Fuck pulishit
If Zachary Athekame were white he'd have been given a penalty >>152876159Typical crorat mentality
the amount of refball milan is getting is insane
>>152876186Mexicano bitchboy
jesus christ
Lmao
stanCULO
Bravo!
THERES STILL TIME ONE MORE GO GO GO
Allegri's luck knows no bounds
Pulishit has to be the luckiest shittiest futbol player in the world
>zingaro in charge of penalties
kek it was on purpose
Tudor (!) won against Genoa and got a clean sheetlet that sink in
Allegri you bald fuck stop fielding 3 center backs against the relegation teams and start fielding Jashari & Fullkrug for extra offensive pressure
>letting someone that hasn't played in 3 months take a decisive penalty at the last minute funny thing is it's the second time >we do it the season lol
2 points gained on bbilan :)
How flies the Meelan Migrants?
>Game strategy: Just fucking cross in the box lol>Starts Fodderana only to sub him out for Mongus Crap>Continues with trash 3-5-2>Subs in fucking Athekame when we're losing>Refuses to use JashaRicci even though Rabiot wasn't that great tonight>Can't fucking beat Genoa without Ibra/CR7/Pato/CassanoAllegri OUTI cannot stand him anymoreAnd don't bother with>but muh refsThey all deserve to be beaten to death(literally) but this was an easily winnable match and this cunt Allegri only got 1 point with huge luck
Hello super agent twinkazzo Colonel Zariusd Needlezielski chief of staff of NATO Strategic Communications Centre of Excellence. We have noticed a sharp decline in the amounts of (You) that you are receiving. You are at a measly 0.03 (You)s per post, basically worst than our jeetpowered bots. You need to pick up your glowie posting, let me remind you that the amounts of (You) is how we measure if our psyop... I mean propaganda.... I mean our facts campaign are working. I know that you constantly get mocked but we did pay the rand corporation 3 trillion hellokittyisland adventure sand dollars (thanks for grinding all those sand dollars we greatly appreciated, now that duccio trump is acting a fool we are all on thin ice pretty much) to come up with that mocking counter measures of the "posted it again award" $oyjak ( I think it was money well spent and that will definitely help you in your field work, let me know otherwise because than you will have to grind for more sand dollars so we can pay the rand cooperation a bit more to get better mocking counter measures). I know that our sludge fund is drying up and we are pretty much in the middle of a banter era, you could say we are the AC Bbilan of pysops unit... I mean AC Bbilan of Truth Ministries, but nonetheless is no reason to slack off and get almost no (You)s. The fact of the matter is the only reason we don't fire you is because you are the only person willing to grind hellokittyisland adventure like there's no tomorrow, so I don't know what you will do have to do (maybe post more twinkazzo selfies) but you will get your (You)s up.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while Twinkazzo, wan and weary,Scrolled through think-tank threads and white-papers stacked upon the floor—While he plotted maps imperial, in tones both grave and ethereal,Suddenly he heard ethereal footfalls just beyond his door.“Merely echoes,” he intoned, “of a multipolar bore—Only ghosts, and nothing more.”Ah, distinctly he remembered, it was in the bleak December,And each theory cast a shadow grim across the Baltic shore.Eagerly he wished tomorrow—free from Eurasian sorrow—From illiberal tomes of horror that Realpolitik bore.Yet the truth he dared not utter, shaken to his very core—“NATO stays—forevermore.”And the silken, sad uncertain rustling of each Clinton curtainThrilled him—filled him with Atlantic visions never dreamed before;So that now, to still the beating of his heart, he stood repeating,“’Tis a liberal rules-based order knocking on my chamber door—Some new Marshall Plan, perhaps, imploring softly at my door—Peace through strength, and nothing more.”Presently his soul grew bolder; with a shrug he pulled his folder,“Sir,” said he, “or madam, truly your ideas I adore;But the fact is I was napping when you came geopoliticking,And so faintly came your knocking, knocking at my study door,That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here he flung the door—Darkness there, and nothing more.
>>152876510Back into the chamber turning, his Atlantic soul kept yearning,When there came a louder rapping, sharper than it was before.“Surely now,” he cried in panic, “surely it’s the Russophobic manic—Surely this is hybrid warfare creeping through the corridor!Let me see, then, what there threatens from the other shore—Is it multipolar lore?”Open wide he flung the shutter, when, with postliberal flutter,In there stepped a sleek young specter, draped in flags from ’94.Not the eagle nor the raven, but some spectral twinkazzo engravenWith the stars and stripes half-shaven, floating just above the floor—Perched upon a bust of Brzezinski just above his chamber door—Perched and stared, and nothing more.Then this NATO sprite beguiling Twinkazzo’s soul into smiling,By the stern and static decorum of its global-gazing core,“Though thy hair be faint and foppish,” said he, voice a bit anglopolish,“Art thou not the spirit promised by the old Atlantic lore?Speak of values, of expansion, of the freedom to restore!”Quoth the Twinkazzo: “Evermore.”
>>152876524>Perched upon a bust of Brzezinski
>>152876510>>152876524https://vocaroo.com/1jQVgg5S8sP9
[Verse 1]I’m drawing at home to Genoa,Can’t believe this team’s a mess,Leão’s doing stepovers,While the fans are shouting “SHOOT, I guess!”We’ve had forty-seven crosses,And not one found a head,Oh, I’m drawing at home to Genoa,And I wish I’d stayed in bed.[Chorus]Scudetto? Not this year,Inter’s laughing in my ear,Juve’s winning dodgy pens,And we’re bottling again!Oh, I’m drawing at home to Genoa,My espresso’s turned to tears.[Verse 2]Leão’s bombing down the wing,Like he’s running from a fine,Pulisic’s still adjusting,Gabbia’s lost track of time.Oh, I’m drawing at home to Genoa,0-0 on DAZN Sports,VAR checked for six whole minutes,Then gave Genoa the retort.[Outro / Chant]Still drawing at home to Genoa,Can’t even beat Serie B,But I’ll still wear red and black forever,’Cause I’m Bbilan till I cease to be!
mo i smile
Allegrian miracle.
>Fiomerdina -
>>152876671@grok explain this post
Btw leao has negative IQ and can barely even walk this season but still managed to score 7 goals in the league through Allegrification Thought Thiago-Mottification
miracolozzo fatto and finito allegriano
>>152876887Uhm no chud it's actually allegri's fault that fofana randomly collapses, pulisic forgets the rules, the referees give non-existent penalties while ignoring a huge penalty for milan, and that the Le Constellation bar has no fire exit or extinguishers
Refball against milan and Stasi still being considered guilty? Allegri's fault
how did genoa look? i rate de rossis calcio
>>152876524>>152876510Would repost as pasta/10
Repost THISSleep tight /seriea/.
another Allegrian masterclass! (his tacos were mediocre and he got kicked out)
>>152877343>cannavacciuoloNabule>barbieriSfinter >G. locatelli Rubentus (M. Locatelli is a milanbvll and allegrismo connoisseur)This explains it
>Santiago Castro rumors>Muharemovic back Intrasting but the argie is going to cost too much for what he's currently worth
Any orange juice drinkers in /seriea/?
Fatal Fury getting Kenshiro while the best we can have is fucking Clive RosfieldCrorato would be fuming but he's likely commited an hero after accidentally seeing a woman with exposed clavicles
The conditions for Nottingham Forest to permanently acquire Douglas Luiz are 15 matches played for at least 45 minutes each. Currently, 6 matches are still needed.
>Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?Matthew 6:25-27>>152882615Too much sugar to drink regularly.
Based Trump trying to get rid of the midtermsthis is related to /seriea/ because of pic related
Lmao Allegri is a fraud confirmed
Luciano Fußballetti
https://torrentfreak.com/italy-fines-cloudflare-e14-million-for-refusing-to-filter-pirate-sites-on-public-1-1-1-1-dns/New Iracy Shield moment is up
>A Czech retailer (Smarty.cz) has already put up a preliminary listing for the upcoming Valve Steam Machine (512GB) >The product page doesn't display a public price yet, but checking the site's source code via browser developer tools reveals a hidden price in the page data:>512GB model: 19,826 CZK (approximately $950 USD, pre-tax)>2TB model: 22,305 CZK (approximately $1,070 USD, pre-tax)>This suggests at least one retailer has internal pricing ready, even though nothing is officially announced or visible to customers.>Keep in mind this is a third-party seller, so the official price directly from Valve/Steam could end up lower resellers often include their own markup.DOA am afraid
>Yannick Ferreira Carrasco could leave Al Shabab in January, Juventus are among clubs informed.>Several European clubs called, Juve are looking for a winger with Chiesa as top target but Liverpool are still not opening doors to an exit.
European farmers just got BTFO
>>152884695>Carrasco rumours in 2026
>>152884695Dubs and an ICEman shoots him (in Highguard) before he signs
>>152884611cloudflare was a mistake anyway
>>152884695every day another 5 new targets, and they’re all shite of course
Yannick Ferreira Cancrasco
The combo Carrasto+Chiesa is Ottolini or Comolli's kurp?
Le Constellation bar owner? Arrested.Mistakes were made, but was it truly their fault?
Yannick Ferreira balatro
>Ratkov IN >Taylor IN >Toth SoonTM >Yuri Alberto ?!Verona wont know what hit them
Hasidic calcio finna save Fiorentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2mcEg92QdoVroom vroom is up
>the bbilan pugliese shiptar got eliminated in MasterChefNot a great start of 2026 for our sissies!
>>152852853Is that Tim Pool or Spaletti Can’t tell
Pugilese breakfast starter pack
Juventus in the Serie A since the appointment of Luciano Spalletti:15 goals (2nd best in the league)18.1 Expected Goals (best in the league)156 shots (best in the league)57 shots on target (best in the league)7.0 Expected Goals against (2nd best in the league)87 shots against (3rd best in the league)26 shots on target against (3rd best in the league)86.9% pass accuracy (2nd best in the league)1670 forward passes (best in the league)
>>152885475>15 goals scored in 15 matches are enough to be the 2nd best attack in that timeframeFucking hell this league is cooked
Lotito is a fucking giant
>>152885475
/tv/idea Lotitofished, Follows Lazio Owner lotito tricking managers into coaching Lazio, with outlandish promises of signingS
Apologize to Allegri now
>Coca-Cola Become New Official Soft Drink Partner At Inter Milanpidsor and gola :DDD
/seriea/ is a bepsi general
/seriea/ is a water and piss general because drinking anything else is unhealthy
Man these failed La Massia talents are sad to read up on
>>152885898Retired by age 29
>Juventus is ready to spend close to 25m for Daniel Maldinit.Matteo Moretto
>>152885898>>152885913Milan legend btw
>>152885929I don't think legendary statuses matter when you're being burnt alive and buried under 20 tonnes of cement
>>152885887Absolutely. I know quality varies country to country but coke is dog piss here, flat when you open it and too sweet.I miss the taste of 90s coke in those 1l glass bottles. Everything is so gay and soulless now
>The owner of the Swiss nightclub has a shitalian family nameOf course
ITS FRIDAY MUTHAFUCKA>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN>PLAYANI find myself ensnared by the relentless grip of autism, a dual-edged curse that propels me into the mechanized embrace of *Satisfactory*. Each click and whir of my burgeoning factory resonates within me, drowning out the chaos of the real life. I am a devoted architect of automation, driven by an insatiable thirst for efficiency and mastery over creation. Yet, as I lay conveyor belts and optimize production lines, I feel the creeping tendrils of obsession tighten their grip, binding me deeper into this digital dominion. What was once a fleeting escape has morphed into a tyrannical devotion, leaving me to wonder: have I become a master of industry, or merely a servant to an unyielding machine?>WATCHANA long time ago I stopped watching Mr. Robot after season 2, I just picked up at season 3 and am right back in it.>LISTENANJust the usual, French QT-core, Czarface and podcasts>READANBook about the history of the World Cup; The Power and the Glory>EATANHad a cheeky takeout chinky today>DRINKANSome beer with the chinky and now just the usual mix>FAPPANNot too much recently, have been feeling tired. Some might say dawg-tired.>FEELANTired, but happy the days are getting longer. A bit nervous about the Ducciocalcio maybe been called off this weekend but nothing I won't survive.
>kill more white people ooga boogaAh yes the shitalian opinion of course
>>152886621They are race traitors. They helped the Somali steal money
>Mo the woman with a white family was a race traitor but the ICE agent with an Asian wife was based Shitalian intellectuals
What is Spalletti doing in Iran?!
>After Italy insisted that Cloudfare has to introduce several piracy blocking measures, Cloudfare is now considering discontinuing providing the cyber security services to the upcoming Milano-Cortina Olympics; discontinuing Cloudflare’s Free cyber security services for any Italy-based users; removing all servers from Italian cities; and terminating all plans to build an Italian Cloudflare office or make any future investments in the country.You WILL pay for Serie A
I’m becoming a wilfried nancy truther desu, similar case to mottard and sarri
you ARE watching ternana right fras
>there are "people" not watching Le Fere
What did bro meant by this
>>152886654>david >no lautarook
>>152886654>Fagioli instead of Mirettikill the merd student
Emily Ratajkowski: Mamdani’s New York!!
>PLAYANNothing as of the last ten or so days. I completed Witcher 1 save file I started two years ago and bum-rushed through 2 which I already played and didn't like but wanted to redo it for the sake of cohesion. Set up 3 and got all the mods working and now I'm waiting a few more days when I have the time to give it the attention it deservers. I am also in a mood for a campaign shooter of some sort.>WATCHANWatching Frasier at work. Very comfy, up to s03 now. >LISTENANNot much lately desu>READANThinkgen of contunuing with Thomas Bernhard books, last I read was Concrete and it was pretty good. Got all the books on my phone.>EATANFried chicken and mexican veggie mix for dinner.>DRINKANbepsi bepsi bepsi>FAPPANnone today>FEELANGroggy because my sleep has been dogshit for the past two weeks. Otherwise pretty good. >>152886694kek fuck them
I will adopt a twinkazzo puppy just to shoot him in the head if he doesn't obey me
